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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
28 Fans 
7%a. Oh la oh la eh...
14%b. She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...
11%c. Howdy doody...
0%d. "To be honest as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand."..
43%e. Animal is the best muppet ever...
14%f. Golden Rum Punch...
7%g. BeansTalk...

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#4 | 1135 days ago

Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

Today is a graet mother F'n day for news.  First off, remember to check your guesstimates concerning the timely demise of Moonmairre Quddaphii.  Looks like that F'ers days are numbered after all.  You know, smoking that F'er may not be that great after all.  The world needs hideously disfigured, evil, mutant, transgendered dictators.  They make the rest of us goofy b*st*rds seem kinda normal.

World famous rapper "Big Boi" (ok, ok, I never really heard of him, but somebady has to know who this dumbsh*t is) was arrested getting off a cruise ship with 2 types of ecstacy and some viagra.  Perhaps "Big Boi" isn't quite as "big" as the name might imply???

Some douchebag look-a-like is hanging around Packersville, acting like he's Brett Favre, and is actually signing autographs as if he's the real thing.  F*ck me to tears...first we could't get rid of the real one, and now some stoopid f*ck shows up to keep dragging the Mississippi f*cktard back into the limelight.  I guess I shouldn't be upset with this guy pretending to be Brett.  Hell, Brett pretended to be a quarterback for the last several years too.

So, President Barry has an approval rating that is less than stellar, but he says its actually a reflection of America's displeasure with congress and not him.  Newsflash, dumbf*ck....this is YOUR approval rating.  This is how we tell you that we think YOU suck.  Congress would have their own approval rating, but mathematicians haven't figured out how to adequately express negative numbers as an "approval".

Thats the news for now.  Consider yourselves educated.
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
  
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#1 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by Tiger_Pride2)
War Eagle

#2 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
I learned a new term Saturday night, it is "Kamikaze Karaoke" and this is the song that the wonderful D.J Ruthie came up with for me to sing:

Barbie Girl--Aqua

(Ken)Hiya Barbie!
Hi Ken!
(Ken)You wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
(Ken)Jump In...

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination life is your creation

(Ken)Come on barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

(Ken)You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour and pain,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(ooh-oh-ooh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

(KEN)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(ooh-oh-ooh)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

(Ken) Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(Ken)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(ooh-oh-ooh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh)

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

(Ken)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(ooh-oh-ooh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(ooh-oh-ooh)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
(Ken) Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

The terribleness of me singing this was awesome!!! I think I'll try'er again next weekend
#3 | 1135 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 Freaky Deaky!

TJ HOUS-YOUR-MAMMA!  WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

Sup, ya'll?!?!

Great weekend, FINALLY!

Went to the Chicago AIR AND WATER show if you hadn't already seen my pics?! 
Had my friends 42nd Birthday bash Saturday night.

BENNY LAVA!   You might have already seen this, but, if not, YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS S#!T OUT!  (LOL)

http://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g

Golden Rum Punch...  
#4 | 1135 days ago

Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

Today is a graet mother F'n day for news.  First off, remember to check your guesstimates concerning the timely demise of Moonmairre Quddaphii.  Looks like that F'ers days are numbered after all.  You know, smoking that F'er may not be that great after all.  The world needs hideously disfigured, evil, mutant, transgendered dictators.  They make the rest of us goofy b*st*rds seem kinda normal.

World famous rapper "Big Boi" (ok, ok, I never really heard of him, but somebady has to know who this dumbsh*t is) was arrested getting off a cruise ship with 2 types of ecstacy and some viagra.  Perhaps "Big Boi" isn't quite as "big" as the name might imply???

Some douchebag look-a-like is hanging around Packersville, acting like he's Brett Favre, and is actually signing autographs as if he's the real thing.  F*ck me to tears...first we could't get rid of the real one, and now some stoopid f*ck shows up to keep dragging the Mississippi f*cktard back into the limelight.  I guess I shouldn't be upset with this guy pretending to be Brett.  Hell, Brett pretended to be a quarterback for the last several years too.

So, President Barry has an approval rating that is less than stellar, but he says its actually a reflection of America's displeasure with congress and not him.  Newsflash, dumbf*ck....this is YOUR approval rating.  This is how we tell you that we think YOU suck.  Congress would have their own approval rating, but mathematicians haven't figured out how to adequately express negative numbers as an "approval".

Thats the news for now.  Consider yourselves educated.
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#5 | 1135 days ago

I was going to write something good but another f***ed up performance by the Indians has got me angry and i can't remember What i was going to write.
Golden Rum Punch...  
#6 | 1135 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Oh, hiiiiii.


I went to the swap meet yesterday to buy some ammo cans, which I did find and bought. But as I was walking around, I began to feel bad for some of the people who were attempting to sell things. They say ones man junk is another mans treasure, but sometimes I think ones mans just is actually just junk. The sh*t people sell is just amazing. "How much for that used kitchen pan with the stains and scratches on it?"   There were people there who probably got up at 3 am to set up a spot that they had to pay the swap meet for, to put out a bunch of "trash", essentially. I couldnt see some of those people making more than 10 bucks for their lot, even though they probably spent over 100 for the space. I would start to feel bad for the sellers, who didnt even get second glances for the things they were selling. 

The great thing about swap meets is that even though the price is good, you always offer less. I bought a brand new PS3 controller which goes for 54.95 at the stores. The guy told me it was 30 bucks, which is already a good deal. I start to walk away so he yells out "25 dollars", I tell him I'm going to go to the other guy who was selling it for less, he says "20 dollars", I tell him ok.  Strangely enough, I didnt feel bad about that though.
#7 | 1135 days ago

friday night, i finally watched apocalypse now. it was a well made movie. it was about as entertaining as skulking around the holocaust museum for four hours though. i won't tell the dude i watched it with though that i dozed through brando's soliloquy. may have missed something important. we started it at 11pm though and that's what happens.

see exhibit lefty. that was my saturday. after the sun went down and the bac's went up, us big kids at the party made hey of this beast. i look like a leopard with all my bruises and limp like a g. but it was definitely worth it. i found out this morning just how many core muscles are required for driving a car.

i have five school zones on the way to work. two are elementary schools. i wanted to side swipe every soccer mom van parked on the street. dry your eyes, bitches. your kid is going to be gone until mid afternoon. now you can drink during the day without the guilt.

i also saved the eastern seaboard from two nuclear missiles yesterday. so to you people in the weird time zone, you are welcome.
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#8 | 1135 days ago

HOLA PARTY PPL- somebody tell me what's cracking?
Oh la oh la eh...  
#9 | 1135 days ago

Morning!
I didnt sleep a wink and feel 25! Im loving today, dont even care its a Monday! Mmmm, I forgot to wash my hair this morning, dont care, uh huh, la la ls

Have a great day one and all!

PEACE
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#10 | 1135 days ago

Monday Funday,

What a looooooooooong weekend.  Spent Friday boozing at Wrigley followed by drinking way too much vino.  I don't drink wine very often so I always have a bad hangover from the stuff.  But it was a great day and an awesome comeback by the Cubbies.  I heckled Lance Berkman all game long.  I like to think I had something to do with him tripping and misplaying a ball. 

Rallied Saturday for one of my best friends going away party.  Sad to see him go, but at least I have another buddy to visit out in Cali.  The highlight of the night was two buddies trying to see who could make out on the dance floor first.  We ponied up a nice little pot of $$$ to convince them to do battle.  Two things I learned - one, I'm too old for the club scene.  Two, watching inebriated friends trying to score is worth every penny. 

Sunday was all about relaxing and recovering.  I seriously felt like I ran through a gauntlet when I woke up yesterday.  Food, sleep, more food, and lounging did the trick, though.  I'm going to attempt staying 100% sober until September 3rd.  Wish me luck.

11 days people.....

Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#11 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

Today is a graet mother F'n day for news.  First off, remember to check your guesstimates concerning the timely demise of Moonmairre Quddaphii.  Looks like that F'ers days are numbered after all.  You know, smoking that F'er may not be that great after all.  The world needs hideously disfigured, evil, mutant, transgendered dictators.  They make the rest of us goofy b*st*rds seem kinda normal.

World famous rapper "Big Boi" (ok, ok, I never really heard of him, but somebady has to know who this dumbsh*t is) was arrested getting off a cruise ship with 2 types of ecstacy and some viagra.  Perhaps "Big Boi" isn't quite as "big" as the name might imply???

Some douchebag look-a-like is hanging around Packersville, acting like he's Brett Favre, and is actually signing autographs as if he's the real thing.  F*ck me to tears...first we could't get rid of the real one, and now some stoopid f*ck shows up to keep dragging the Mississippi f*cktard back into the limelight.  I guess I shouldn't be upset with this guy pretending to be Brett.  Hell, Brett pretended to be a quarterback for the last several years too.

So, President Barry has an approval rating that is less than stellar, but he says its actually a reflection of America's displeasure with congress and not him.  Newsflash, dumbf*ck....this is YOUR approval rating.  This is how we tell you that we think YOU suck.  Congress would have their own approval rating, but mathematicians haven't figured out how to adequately express negative numbers as an "approval".

Thats the news for now.  Consider yourselves educated.
Big Boi= member of OutKast. OutKast is great, btw. Lol @ viagra and ecstasy. Sounds like there was a party . I was going to post an OutKast song today, believe or not, and here it is:

"Liberation"
(feat. Erykah Badu, Big Rube, Cee-Lo)

And there's a, and there's a
And there's a, and there's a, finnne.. linnne
Too late to pray that I'm on it..
Ya, yeah, yeah

[Andre Benjamin]
And there's a fine line between love and hate you see
Came way too late, but baby I'm on it..
And there's a fine line between love and hate you see
Came way too late, but baby I'm on it..
Can't worry bout, what a ***** think now see
That's Liberation and baby I want it..
Can't worry bout, what another ***** think
Now that's Liberation and baby I want it..

[Big Boi]
(Let me hear it, let me hear it, let me hear those, let me hear those)
How many times I, sit back and contemplate
I'm fresh off the dank, but I'm telling my story..
My relationship, with my folks is give and take
And I done took so much, not giving my glory
Now have a choice to be who you wants to be
It's left uppa to me, and my momma n'em told me (yes she did)
I said I have a choice to be who you wants to be
It's left uppa to me, and my momma n'em told me

[Cee-Lo]
No, no, no
I'm so tired, it's been so long - struggling, hopelessly
Seven and forty days.. hey
Oh, I sacrifice every breath I breathe
To make you believe, I'd give my life away
Oh lord, I'm so tired, I'm so tired
My feet feel like I walked most of the road on my own
All on my own, wee..
We alive or we ain't living, that's why I'm giving until it's gone
Cause I don't wanna be alone (I don't wanna be alone)
I don't wanna be alone.. yeah
If there's anything I can say, to help you find your way
Touch your soul, make it whole, the same for you and I..
There's not a minute that goes by that I don't believe
that you die.. but I can feel it in the wind
The beginning or the end
But people keep your head to the sky

[singers in background over interlude]
Shake that load off, shake that load off [16X]

[Erykah Badu]
Folk in your face, you're a superstar
******s hang around cause of who you are
You get a lot of love cause of what you got
Say they happy for you but they really not
Sell a lot of records and you roll a Benz
Swole up in the spot, now you losing friends
All you wanna do is give the world your heart
but the label tried to make you compromise your art
You make a million dollars, make a million mo'
First class broad treat you like a ***** poor
You wanna say "Wait!" but you're scared to ask
as your world starts spinning and it's moving fast
Try to stay sane, it's the price of fame
Spending your life trying to numb the pain
You shake that load off and sing a song
Liberate the minds, then you go on home..

[Big Rube]
I must admit, they planted a lot of things
in the brains and the veins of my strain
Makes it hard to refrain, from the host of c*caine
From them wh*res, from the flame
From a post in the game
Makes it hard to maintain focus
They're from the glock rounds, and lockdowns, and berries
The seeds that sow, get devoured by the same locusts
Cause it's a hard row to hoe
if your *ss don't move, and the rain don't fall
And the ground just dry
But the roots are strong, so some survive
So you're surprised, now I'm bustin cries
You got more juice than Zeus
Slanging lightning trying to frighten
Plains dwellers, of the Serengeti
But get beheaded when you falsely dreaded
Melanin silicon and collagen injected
Dissecting my pride, fool I don't wanna get it started
We be the lionhearted, without a fantasy
It's like that red sprite, you can't imagine it
unless you lookin at the canvas of life
and not through the peephole of mortality
Single minded mentality
Gettin over on loopholes
Gettin paid two-fold on technicalities
Clicking your heels, scared to bust how you feel
Pack the steel
Picking cotton from the killing fields with no toe
I don't think we in Kansas no more though
Midwest or Dirty South
Clean dressed or dirty mouth
Whether robbin preachers or Killing Poor Righteous Teachers
You a scared demon
Shouldn't be allowed to spread semen
And your cowardly lies never defyin the jackals who babble
Running with they pack, tail between your legs
Though the man on your head say the story
As you downplay your glory
Cackling, helping the shackling of your brethren happen
Just by rapping..
LIBERTAD..
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#12 | 1135 days ago

...time/

thanks leigh.


what an up and down weekend.  i actually took a nap on saturday (although at 4 hours it might have been gone to sleep).  Saw the movie Bridesmaids.  While it had it's great laughs, it seemed to drag a little too much.  Which brings me too...

wtf is with all the musical numbers at the end of "comedies"  now?  Hitch, 40-Year Old Virgin, Chicken Little?  I mean in Bridesmaids it was Wilson Phillips, and made a little sense, but cripes some of them don't even have anything to do with the movie.  Stop you stupid f**ks.

Going to see Ed this weekend in Bristol for the Nascar Race.  Bonus:  We got Rheda to fly in to go with us also.  going to be a blast.  Maybe not the race, but the party.  if any other q'er is going to be there, let me know, we'll hook up.

Britney Spears Wednesday night.  Preseason Hockey in 28 days.  And that other guy will count down the NCAAFB for you.

Braves swept the Dbacks.  Now it's time to hit the northside.

Until my next post.
Howdy doody...  
#13 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
 oh my song:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Huey Lewis and the News!!!!

I was walking down a one way street 
Just a looking for someone to meet 
One woman who was looking for a man 
Now I'm hoping that the feeling is right 
And I'm wondering if you'll stay for the night 
So I'm coming (I don't wanna be lonely) 
I wanna love you all over 

Do you believe in love 
Do you believe it' true 
Do you believe in love 
Oh you can bet I believe it too

Now the feeling is beginning to grow 
And the meaning is something you only know 
If you believe it take my hand and I'll take your heart 
Now I'm wondering where does true love begin 
I'm going under so I'm lettin' you in 
My woman (I don't wanna be lonely) 
I wanna love you all over 

Do you believe in love 
Do you believe it' true 
Do you believe in love 
Oh you can bet I believe it too 

I use to have you in a photograph 
(I'm so glad it's changed) 
But now I've got you and it's gonna last 
(Do you believe in love) 

Do you believe in love 
Do you believe it' true 
Do you believe in love 
Oh you can bet I believe it too
Howdy doody...  
#14 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Good morning party people..
I'm glad Jen feels 25, because I'm 30 and feel about 45 this morning..Life's a bitch right now when the advil wears off.  I've got what basically equates to shin splints in both legs and something going on inside my left knee to where it felt it was being held together by rubber bands that had been left out in the Texas sun for 3 weeks.  Just have to battle through, after hockey wednesday, that's done for about 4 weeks, and I only have one regular season baseball game then at most 2 playoff games.. I can do this.. Oh, pain didn't stop me at the plate in my two games this weekend 6-11 2HR, 6RBI, gold glove level play at first base.. boom

Rockies ended their 17 game sunday losing streak yesterday

Kim Kardashian completed marriage #1for a TV special.  Will they also cover the divorce proceedings next season? Side note, I still think Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner was sleeping around.  How can you have 3 girls with one guy and NONE of them look  even remotely related? Weird

The Broncos won their preseason game on Saturday night and I have a question.. Why do they even do kickoffs? Every single kickoff was between 9 yards deep and 10 yards out of the endzone.  It's become a worthless play and just a means to bridge two commercial breaks.  Ugh.  Just let the team start with the ball at the 20

And to cap things off... Some people sell their possessions or possessions they steal to feed their drug habit.. In Florida, they try to sell their kids

one!
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#15 | 1135 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Big Boi= member of OutKast. OutKast is great, btw. Lol @ viagra and ecstasy. Sounds like there was a party . I was going to post an OutKast song today, believe or not, and here it is:

"Liberation"
(feat. Erykah Badu, Big Rube, Cee-Lo)

And there's a, and there's a
And there's a, and there's a, finnne.. linnne
Too late to pray that I'm on it..
Ya, yeah, yeah

[Andre Benjamin]
And there's a fine line between love and hate you see
Came way too late, but baby I'm on it..
And there's a fine line between love and hate you see
Came way too late, but baby I'm on it..
Can't worry bout, what a ***** think now see
That's Liberation and baby I want it..
Can't worry bout, what another ***** think
Now that's Liberation and baby I want it..

[Big Boi]
(Let me hear it, let me hear it, let me hear those, let me hear those)
How many times I, sit back and contemplate
I'm fresh off the dank, but I'm telling my story..
My relationship, with my folks is give and take
And I done took so much, not giving my glory
Now have a choice to be who you wants to be
It's left uppa to me, and my momma n'em told me (yes she did)
I said I have a choice to be who you wants to be
It's left uppa to me, and my momma n'em told me

[Cee-Lo]
No, no, no
I'm so tired, it's been so long - struggling, hopelessly
Seven and forty days.. hey
Oh, I sacrifice every breath I breathe
To make you believe, I'd give my life away
Oh lord, I'm so tired, I'm so tired
My feet feel like I walked most of the road on my own
All on my own, wee..
We alive or we ain't living, that's why I'm giving until it's gone
Cause I don't wanna be alone (I don't wanna be alone)
I don't wanna be alone.. yeah
If there's anything I can say, to help you find your way
Touch your soul, make it whole, the same for you and I..
There's not a minute that goes by that I don't believe
that you die.. but I can feel it in the wind
The beginning or the end
But people keep your head to the sky

[singers in background over interlude]
Shake that load off, shake that load off [16X]

[Erykah Badu]
Folk in your face, you're a superstar
******s hang around cause of who you are
You get a lot of love cause of what you got
Say they happy for you but they really not
Sell a lot of records and you roll a Benz
Swole up in the spot, now you losing friends
All you wanna do is give the world your heart
but the label tried to make you compromise your art
You make a million dollars, make a million mo'
First class broad treat you like a ***** poor
You wanna say "Wait!" but you're scared to ask
as your world starts spinning and it's moving fast
Try to stay sane, it's the price of fame
Spending your life trying to numb the pain
You shake that load off and sing a song
Liberate the minds, then you go on home..

[Big Rube]
I must admit, they planted a lot of things
in the brains and the veins of my strain
Makes it hard to refrain, from the host of c*caine
From them wh*res, from the flame
From a post in the game
Makes it hard to maintain focus
They're from the glock rounds, and lockdowns, and berries
The seeds that sow, get devoured by the same locusts
Cause it's a hard row to hoe
if your *ss don't move, and the rain don't fall
And the ground just dry
But the roots are strong, so some survive
So you're surprised, now I'm bustin cries
You got more juice than Zeus
Slanging lightning trying to frighten
Plains dwellers, of the Serengeti
But get beheaded when you falsely dreaded
Melanin silicon and collagen injected
Dissecting my pride, fool I don't wanna get it started
We be the lionhearted, without a fantasy
It's like that red sprite, you can't imagine it
unless you lookin at the canvas of life
and not through the peephole of mortality
Single minded mentality
Gettin over on loopholes
Gettin paid two-fold on technicalities
Clicking your heels, scared to bust how you feel
Pack the steel
Picking cotton from the killing fields with no toe
I don't think we in Kansas no more though
Midwest or Dirty South
Clean dressed or dirty mouth
Whether robbin preachers or Killing Poor Righteous Teachers
You a scared demon
Shouldn't be allowed to spread semen
And your cowardly lies never defyin the jackals who babble
Running with they pack, tail between your legs
Though the man on your head say the story
As you downplay your glory
Cackling, helping the shackling of your brethren happen
Just by rapping..
LIBERTAD..
Ah - ha!!!

So you do read my posts.

Busted.
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#16 | 1135 days ago

Actually, I read:
 
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

World famous rapper "Big Boi" (ok, ok, I never really heard of him, but somebady has to know who this dumbsh*t is) was arrested getting off a cruise ship with 2 types of ecstacy and some viagra.  Perhaps "Big Boi" isn't quite as "big" as the name might imply???

that's all and only cause I saw his name.
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#17 | 1135 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

Today is a graet mother F'n day for news.  First off, remember to check your guesstimates concerning the timely demise of Moonmairre Quddaphii.  Looks like that F'ers days are numbered after all.  You know, smoking that F'er may not be that great after all.  The world needs hideously disfigured, evil, mutant, transgendered dictators.  They make the rest of us goofy b*st*rds seem kinda normal.

World famous rapper "Big Boi" (ok, ok, I never really heard of him, but somebady has to know who this dumbsh*t is) was arrested getting off a cruise ship with 2 types of ecstacy and some viagra.  Perhaps "Big Boi" isn't quite as "big" as the name might imply???

Some douchebag look-a-like is hanging around Packersville, acting like he's Brett Favre, and is actually signing autographs as if he's the real thing.  F*ck me to tears...first we could't get rid of the real one, and now some stoopid f*ck shows up to keep dragging the Mississippi f*cktard back into the limelight.  I guess I shouldn't be upset with this guy pretending to be Brett.  Hell, Brett pretended to be a quarterback for the last several years too.

So, President Barry has an approval rating that is less than stellar, but he says its actually a reflection of America's displeasure with congress and not him.  Newsflash, dumbf*ck....this is YOUR approval rating.  This is how we tell you that we think YOU suck.  Congress would have their own approval rating, but mathematicians haven't figured out how to adequately express negative numbers as an "approval".

Thats the news for now.  Consider yourselves educated.
 Now i remember, that's what i was going to write F'n capture of Tripoli


**Good for nothing cricketers lost 4-0 in a 4 match series 
Golden Rum Punch...  
#18 | 1135 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

WOOOOHOOOO!!!!

I just realized that my kids go back to school tomorrow!!!!  I will once again be able to reclaim my sanctuary of solitude!

Oh, and Teach.....I haven't forgotten the earlier thread.....if I can find a plane ticket,  I'll be down on the day after labor day helping you design and decorate your classroom boards--shirtless, as promised.....heh, heh.....
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#19 | 1135 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Actually, I read:
 
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

World famous rapper "Big Boi" (ok, ok, I never really heard of him, but somebady has to know who this dumbsh*t is) was arrested getting off a cruise ship with 2 types of ecstacy and some viagra.  Perhaps "Big Boi" isn't quite as "big" as the name might imply???

that's all and only cause I saw his name.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#20 | 1135 days ago

 Hola!

I have spent a significant amount of time the last week looking at other teachers' classrooms on this awesome teacher blog I found. I got lots of ideas I plan on stealing and tinkering with in my own room. This and all the discount and office supply stores having their back to school stuff on sale makes me all kinds of happy---tingly even. I just wish I could bottle these feelings up, so I could take a swig from it during the year when I start wishing for a taser.  (And Norse-----don't even kid. lol)
***My theme in my room this year is -----well it's still royal (Kings inspired) with a dash of monster (30 kids.....the choice of monster theme really isn't that far of a stretch). 

I bought some Easy tone shoes by Reebok. It's like walking on three of those balance ball thingies. Used them this morning and I feel it in my calves--------------awesome. 

Oh.....and Leigh----those air water slide thingies are THE.BEST. 

Have a beautiful day! Have something icy!
BeansTalk...  
#21 | 1135 days ago

I figure Cactus Jack may like this one...

Meet the 19 year old Irish teenager who is one of the best at killing Gaddafi snipers in the war for Libya

Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#22 | 1135 days ago

I don't have to worry about mondays :)  HA!

My puppy got bit by something and can hardly walk :C  I had to clean it out, and she hates bathes or any kind of water I try and clean her with, and then the peroxide freaked her out.  Then I had to put this hill billy cast thingy on her that's made of cheese clothe and duck tape.  I hope she gets better soon !

This weekend was awesome, though!  I camped out and Laird Fair with my riding coach and we had the horses there for the show. Can't wait till the next one :) 
#23 | 1135 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Nick__ wrote:
 Freaky Deaky!

TJ HOUS-YOUR-MAMMA!  WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

Sup, ya'll?!?!

Great weekend, FINALLY!

Went to the Chicago AIR AND WATER show if you hadn't already seen my pics?! 
Had my friends 42nd Birthday bash Saturday night.

BENNY LAVA!   You might have already seen this, but, if not, YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS S#!T OUT!  (LOL)

http://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g

 really?!?!?


BITE ME!
Golden Rum Punch...  
#24 | 1135 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote: Blocked by Websense.

F'n Nazis.
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#25 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
Happy Monday.

Stoney-it tastes like crap but  2T apple cider vinegar with honey a day helps with the aches and pains.

Nothing going on for the rest of the day but checking out hurricane supplies.  Ugh.  I think it will miss us.
It is currently in the corner of the Lushine Line which is good for south Florida bad for the rest of the east coast.     <---  LUSHINE LINE http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=110781

Filled up the car and now just checking for batteries and blah, blah,blah.  This gets old real quick.

Long and drunk weekend.  Broke some commandments but since I have always thought of them more
as the Ten Suggestions I am okay with myself.  
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#26 | 1135 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Good morning party people..
I'm glad Jen feels 25, because I'm 30 and feel about 45 this morning..Life's a bitch right now when the advil wears off.  I've got what basically equates to shin splints in both legs and something going on inside my left knee to where it felt it was being held together by rubber bands that had been left out in the Texas sun for 3 weeks.  Just have to battle through, after hockey wednesday, that's done for about 4 weeks, and I only have one regular season baseball game then at most 2 playoff games.. I can do this.. Oh, pain didn't stop me at the plate in my two games this weekend 6-11 2HR, 6RBI, gold glove level play at first base.. boom

Rockies ended their 17 game sunday losing streak yesterday

Kim Kardashian completed marriage #1for a TV special.  Will they also cover the divorce proceedings next season? Side note, I still think Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner was sleeping around.  How can you have 3 girls with one guy and NONE of them look  even remotely related? Weird

The Broncos won their preseason game on Saturday night and I have a question.. Why do they even do kickoffs? Every single kickoff was between 9 yards deep and 10 yards out of the endzone.  It's become a worthless play and just a means to bridge two commercial breaks.  Ugh.  Just let the team start with the ball at the 20

And to cap things off... Some people sell their possessions or possessions they steal to feed their drug habit.. In Florida, they try to sell their kids

one!
I think the two pretty ones look similar enough.  The big one, however ... yeah, maybe she slept around for that one.  With a frost giant.

Good day, bitches.

Early day at work due to cancellations (ugh).   (and a little )

Watched the season finale of The Glee Project last night (Christi, stop reading ... spoiler alert) and it was absolutely the gayest hour of TV, potentially ever.  
I don't really know what ever happens with the one kid because I can barely understand anything he says with his uber-thick Irish brogue.  
Cute chick sang a Broadway musical number (gay).  
Dread-locked "could be white, could be biracial, could be any mixture of things but I'm not sure so I won't guess" kid sang "Jolene" by Dolly Parton (gayer).   times 4.
And Precious sang a number from Dreamgirls.  In drag.  (Gayest.)   times 100.
Apparently they let the dread-locked kid win.  AND the Irish boy.  AND the other two are getting special episodes/storylines about them on the show.    
Couldn't they have just put them ALL on the show, I mean, really?  Why compete?

I have nothing else right now, so here's a song.

Ohhh, baby girl, where you at?
Got no strings, got men attached
Can't stop that feelin' for long, no
Mmm, you makin' dogs wanna beg
Breakin' them off your fancy legs
But they make you feel right at home, now

Ohhh, see all these illusions just take us too long
And I want it bad...
Because you walk pretty, because you talk pretty
'Cause you make me sick, and I'm not leavin' till you're leavin'

Oh, I swear there's something when she's pumpin', askin' for a raise
Well does she want me to carry her home now?
So does she want me to buy her things?
On my house, on my job
On my loot, my shoes, my shirt, my crew, my mind
My father's last name?

When I get you alone
When I get you you'll know, babe
When I get you alone
When I get you alone

Oh, come on
Yeah, yeah

Baby girl you da shhh
That makes you my equivalent
Well you can keep your toys in the drawer tonight, all right
All my dawgs talkin' fast:
Ain't you got some photographs?
'Cause you shook that room like a star, now
Yes you did, yes you did

All these intrusions just take us too long
And I want you so bad...
Because you walk city, because you talk city
'Cause you make me sick, and I'm not leavin' till you're leavin'

So I pray to something she aint bluffin', rubbin' up on me
Well does she want me to make a vow?
Check it, well does she want me to make it now?
On my house, on my job
On my loot, my shoes, my voice, my crew, my mind
My father's last name?

When I get you alone
When I get you you'll know, babe
When I get you alone
When I get you alone

Oohh...
When I get you alone 



Oh la oh la eh...  
#27 | 1135 days ago

So, President Barry has an approval rating that is less than stellar, but he says its actually a reflection of America's displeasure with congress and not him.  Newsflash, dumbf*ck....this is YOUR approval rating.  This is how we tell you that we think YOU suck.  Congress would have their own approval rating, but mathematicians haven't figured out how to adequately express negative numbers as an "approval".

Jack, you do know that its Bush's fault his numbers suck, or maybe its the earthquake in Japan, either way it's not his fault so get off his back.
#28 | 1135 days ago

mojo wrote:
So, President Barry has an approval rating that is less than stellar, but he says its actually a reflection of America's displeasure with congress and not him.  Newsflash, dumbf*ck....this is YOUR approval rating.  This is how we tell you that we think YOU suck.  Congress would have their own approval rating, but mathematicians haven't figured out how to adequately express negative numbers as an "approval".

Jack, you do know that its Bush's fault his numbers suck, or maybe its the earthquake in Japan, either way it's not his fault so get off his back.
Hold on a sec....I gotta check my give-a-f*ck-o'meter...


Nope, he sucks.

That is all.
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#29 | 1135 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Happy Monday.

Stoney-it tastes like crap but  2T apple cider vinegar with honey a day helps with the aches and pains.

Nothing going on for the rest of the day but checking out hurricane supplies.  Ugh.  I think it will miss us.
It is currently in the corner of the Lushine Line which is good for south Florida bad for the rest of the east coast.     <---  LUSHINE LINE http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=110781

Filled up the car and now just checking for batteries and blah, blah,blah.  This gets old real quick.

Long and drunk weekend.  Broke some commandments but since I have always thought of them more
as the Ten Suggestions I am okay with myself.  



First time i hear about the Lushine Line i have to say , but if it keeps em out of the Gulf or suggest they will stay along the East Coast  then we sure as hell won't complain !
Howdy doody...  
#30 | 1135 days ago

What's wrong with you sports fans out there in Cali, first you beat the sh*t out of some poor SF fan, now some a**hole SF fan shoots a couple of Raider fans and I don't know if it was a Raider fan or a 49er fan that knocked the f*ck out in the bathroom during the game. This means San Diego will get pillaged and burned to the ground when the Raiders come to town.

How did i come to this brilliant conclusion? LA fans beat down a SF fan, SF fan shoots Oakland fan, we all know there is no love loss between Raider and Charger fans.
#31 | 1135 days ago

mojo wrote:
What's wrong with you sports fans out there in Cali, first you beat the sh*t out of some poor SF fan, now some a**hole SF fan shoots a couple of Raider fans and I don't know if it was a Raider fan or a 49er fan that knocked the f*ck out in the bathroom during the game. This means San Diego will get pillaged and burned to the ground when the Raiders come to town.

How did i come to this brilliant conclusion? LA fans beat down a SF fan, SF fan shoots Oakland fan, we all know there is no love loss between Raider and Charger fans.
 4 possibly up to 10 involved in both incidences and suddenly it's all of California? 
BeansTalk...  
#32 | 1135 days ago

I just started watching The Mechanic, and I paused to tell you all, the first scene where you see Jason Statham....Yowza.

Amen.
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#33 | 1135 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I just started watching The Mechanic, and I paused to tell you all, the first scene where you see Jason Statham....Yowza.

Amen.
Id hit it.
#34 | 1135 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Id hit it.
 Of course you would. 
BeansTalk...  
#35 | 1135 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Id hit it.
Psshh, take a number.  
Oh la oh la eh...  
#36 | 1135 days ago

mojo wrote:
What's wrong with you sports fans out there in Cali, first you beat the sh*t out of some poor SF fan, now some a**hole SF fan shoots a couple of Raider fans and I don't know if it was a Raider fan or a 49er fan that knocked the f*ck out in the bathroom during the game. This means San Diego will get pillaged and burned to the ground when the Raiders come to town.

How did i come to this brilliant conclusion? LA fans beat down a SF fan, SF fan shoots Oakland fan, we all know there is no love loss between Raider and Charger fans.
Charger fans aren't so innocent...just so you know!
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#37 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

Today is a graet mother F'n day for news.  First off, remember to check your guesstimates concerning the timely demise of Moonmairre Quddaphii.  Looks like that F'ers days are numbered after all.  You know, smoking that F'er may not be that great after all.  The world needs hideously disfigured, evil, mutant, transgendered dictators.  They make the rest of us goofy b*st*rds seem kinda normal.

World famous rapper "Big Boi" (ok, ok, I never really heard of him, but somebady has to know who this dumbsh*t is) was arrested getting off a cruise ship with 2 types of ecstacy and some viagra.  Perhaps "Big Boi" isn't quite as "big" as the name might imply???

Some douchebag look-a-like is hanging around Packersville, acting like he's Brett Favre, and is actually signing autographs as if he's the real thing.  F*ck me to tears...first we could't get rid of the real one, and now some stoopid f*ck shows up to keep dragging the Mississippi f*cktard back into the limelight.  I guess I shouldn't be upset with this guy pretending to be Brett.  Hell, Brett pretended to be a quarterback for the last several years too.

So, President Barry has an approval rating that is less than stellar, but he says its actually a reflection of America's displeasure with congress and not him.  Newsflash, dumbf*ck....this is YOUR approval rating.  This is how we tell you that we think YOU suck.  Congress would have their own approval rating, but mathematicians haven't figured out how to adequately express negative numbers as an "approval".

Thats the news for now.  Consider yourselves educated.
BP IS ALREADY ON THEIR WAY BACK IN!!!

Mission Accomplished - let's steal all their oil, gold and water!

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

/strokes white Persian kitty

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Today Tripoli!

Tomorrow Tehran!

It's Springtime for America and Zionists!

Some one give Mel Brooks a budget!

Sort of like "The Producers", but called  "The Warmongers"!
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#38 | 1135 days ago

FanIQ Spotlight Fan of the Week 
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#39 | 1135 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Charger fans aren't so innocent...just so you know!
 I don't know what you mean Kat. The one Charger fan I know seems to be a preyy cool dude.
#40 | 1135 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

It's time for me to be a lesbian for a while.  And it's time for me to take care of me for a while.  Things have been effed up in my life for way too long. 
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#41 | 1135 days ago

 Orangutan Cuteness. 
BeansTalk...  
#42 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
ohwell_ wrote:
BP IS ALREADY ON THEIR WAY BACK IN!!!

Mission Accomplished - let's steal all their oil, gold and water!

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

/strokes white Persian kitty

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Today Tripoli!

Tomorrow Tehran!

It's Springtime for America and Zionists!

Some one give Mel Brooks a budget!

Sort of like "The Producers", but called  "The Warmongers"!
You're kinda scaring me right now, and I have a nervous laughter fit going on right now, too.  
Oh la oh la eh...  
#43 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
Back from my celebratory Monday night. Two things.

1.) Fogo de Chao is amazing. Four words: Bacon wrapped filet mignon

2.) Saw "Senna." Absolutely loved it. If you like racing, you'll love it. If you don't, I can't recommend it, because it assumes you have some clue as to what's going on (it's all archive footage, no talking heads).

Unfortunately, having spent most of the week celebrating either my birthday or my promotion, the party is now over. Work is going to kick my ass the next two weeks, and I better start eating healthy again. Oh well.
#44 | 1135 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
janet011685 wrote:
You're kinda scaring me right now, and I have a nervous laughter fit going on right now, too.  
BP is the evil empire.   You'll see.

www.bp.com/genericarticle.do

www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2011/08/22/bp-planning-return-to-libya/
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#45 | 1134 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I just started watching The Mechanic, and I paused to tell you all, the first scene where you see Jason Statham....Yowza.

Amen.
A friend of mine  told me that tonight she was going to watch "Jason Statham's worst movie." I told her that she was implying that there is such a thing as a good Jason Statham movie.
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#46 | 1134 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
richard_cranium wrote:
A friend of mine  told me that tonight she was going to watch "Jason Statham's worst movie." I told her that she was implying that there is such a thing as a good Jason Statham movie.
And it just doesn't matter that his movies may be bad.  He's just that good as eye candy.  I'd come out of heterosexual retirement to get it in with him.
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing...  
#47 | 1134 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
richard_cranium wrote:
A friend of mine  told me that tonight she was going to watch "Jason Statham's worst movie." I told her that she was implying that there is such a thing as a good Jason Statham movie.
So, she was watching one of the Crank movies? I'll watch him watch tv....if he's topless.
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#48 | 1134 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, she was watching one of the Crank movies? I'll watch him watch tv....if he's topless.
 Or any other movie he has ever made.
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#49 | 1134 days ago

(Edited by mojo)
Cali_Kat wrote:
Charger fans aren't so innocent...just so you know!
i have a buddy from Oakland and they cant stand the Chargers or Broncos, We almost got into a fight one night at the NCO Club on base during a Raiders-Broncos game. I know Charger fans arent innocent, didnt they try to pass some BS law the year the Raiders went to the Super Bowl  and it was played in SD.
#50 | 1117 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Good morning party people..
I'm glad Jen feels 25, because I'm 30 and feel about 45 this morning..Life's a bitch right now when the advil wears off.  I've got what basically equates to shin splints in both legs and something going on inside my left knee to where it felt it was being held together by rubber bands that had been left out in the Texas sun for 3 weeks.  Just have to battle through, after hockey wednesday, that's done for about 4 weeks, and I only have one regular season baseball game then at most 2 playoff games.. I can do this.. Oh, pain didn't stop me at the plate in my two games this weekend 6-11 2HR, 6RBI, gold glove level play at first base.. boom

Rockies ended their 17 game sunday losing streak yesterday

Kim Kardashian completed marriage #1for a TV special.  Will they also cover the divorce proceedings next season? Side note, I still think Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner was sleeping around.  How can you have 3 girls with one guy and NONE of them look  even remotely related? Weird

The Broncos won their preseason game on Saturday night and I have a question.. Why do they even do kickoffs? Every single kickoff was between 9 yards deep and 10 yards out of the endzone.  It's become a worthless play and just a means to bridge two commercial breaks.  Ugh.  Just let the team start with the ball at the 20

And to cap things off... Some people sell their possessions or possessions they steal to feed their drug habit.. In Florida, they try to sell their kids

one!
Yeah I'm just reading this. shut up.


I now want, and may zazzle me, a t-shirt that says "Life's a bitch when the alcohol (or vodka...details TBD) wears off."
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#51 | 1117 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Is anyone in here a graphic designer?

The more I see Rogs avatar, the more I think we need to superimpose that helmet on a spinning graphic of Linda Blair's head....
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#52 | 1117 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Also, just watched the movie: "April Fool's Day" again after years of not having seen it.  I absolutely loved it---I'd forgotten so much of the movie, the ending was a surprise all over again....
Animal is the best muppet ever...  
#53 | 1117 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Also, just watched the movie: "April Fool's Day" again after years of not having seen it.  I absolutely loved it---I'd forgotten so much of the movie, the ending was a surprise all over again....
I own that movie and now I totally want to watch it again.  Among others.  It's getting to be horror movie season once again.  
I heard they did a remake of April Fool's Day with what's-her-face from the Halloween remake...........
.....
......
.......
Scout Taylor-Compton, that's it. 

Oh la oh la eh...  
#54 | 1117 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Is anyone in here a graphic designer?

The more I see Rogs avatar, the more I think we need to superimpose that helmet on a spinning graphic of Linda Blair's head....
You find the talented person, I'll provide this...



Closest I could find (actually, I didn't even look, I just had that one sitting around).
Oh la oh la eh...  
#55 | 1117 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I own that movie and now I totally want to watch it again.  Among others.  It's getting to be horror movie season once again.  
I heard they did a remake of April Fool's Day with what's-her-face from the Halloween remake...........
.....
......
.......
Scout Taylor-Compton, that's it. 

maybe i have to watch that movie ...any websites available to watch it
#56 | 1117 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I own that movie and now I totally want to watch it again.  Among others.  It's getting to be horror movie season once again.  
I heard they did a remake of April Fool's Day with what's-her-face from the Halloween remake...........
.....
......
.......
Scout Taylor-Compton, that's it. 

Didn't know about the remake, but I'm definitely going to look for the original DVD--it's a definite classic!
Animal is the best muppet ever...  

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