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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


So, I take it none of you have mesothelioma. You all saw my question. Jerks.
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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
27 Fans 
11%a. Chicken biryani...
15%b. Beware of everybody...
44%c. I _ _ _ _ myself...
4%d. Jolly Rancher Popsicles...
11%e. I want you to..rock the boat...
11%f. Raspberry Lemon Drop...
4%g. Beans...

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#15 | 638 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Check this out. Yesterday I'm driving my work truck on the street, and there are a group of bicyclists in front of me. So I guess one of them wasnt with the rest of the pack and goes around them, but she veers right into my lane without even looking and causes me to veer into the next lane so not to hit her. I honk at her as I pass on my way to the next stop light. She catches up to me while i'm waiting at the light and has the nerve to stare me down as she passes, so I throw my hands up like people do when they want to fight, which felt kind of awkward doing to a girl but no one stares me down!  So, now i'm really annoyed at this chick, shes got some nerve. I catch up to her, roll down my window and yell something like "You dont own the road, b*tch!!"  To my suprise, she doesnt even look at me or say a word. I hit a red light 1/4 mile up the road and shes heading my way, now its going to feel weird if she catches up to me after I dropped that sweet line. She catches up to me, but my light turns green as she approaches and I leave her in my dust. I hit red on the next light too, and shes coming up on me. Now i'm annyoed that I keep hitting these red lights. She catches up to me and makes a right down the side street and doesnt look my way. Thats right b*tch, keeep riding. 
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#1 | 638 days ago

 Good Morning  All
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#2 | 638 days ago

 Morning everyone! Slept like a baby and I feel great today. I`m getting ready for work. But wanted to say hi first. Have a memorable day. Hugs & kisses
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#3 | 638 days ago
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Good Morning...I think summer has finally arrived in Newfoundland...and its about time. Nice to see the sun for a change...it certainly puts people in a better mood. Can't wait to get off work so I can enjoy this weather...

To answer your question I don't have mesothelioma but I had a friend die in January from it...He used to work with asbestos when he was younger...He lived for a year after he was diagnosed with it...but the last few months of his life he really suffered. I lost a good friend when he died, he and his wife were always there for me to talk to...spent a lot of time with them...He will always be missed and remembered by me. The day he died, as I was leaving his house, I turned on the radio and Carrie Underwood's song was playing..."Temporary Home"...the last verse really fit him...

Temporary Home

Little boy, 6 years old
A little too used to bein' alone.
Another new mom and dad,another school,
Another house that'll never be home.
When people ask him how he likes this place...
He looks up and says, with a smile upon his face,

"This is my temporary home
It's not where I belong.
Windows and rooms that I'm passin' through.
This is just a stop, on the way to where I'm going.
I'm not afraid because I know this is my
Temporary Home."

Young mom on her own.
She needs a little help, got nowhere to go.
She's lookin' for a job, lookin' for a way out,
Because a half-way house will never be a home.
At night she whispers to her baby girl,
"Someday we'll find our place here in this world."

"This is our temporary home.
It's not where we belong.
Windows and rooms that we're passin' through.
This is just a stop, on the way to where we're going.
I'm not afraid because I know this is our
Temporary Home."


Old man, hospital bed,
The room is filled with people he loves.
And he whispers don't cry for me,
I'll see you all someday.
He looks up and says, "I can see God's face."

"This is my temporary Home
It's not where I belong.
Windows and rooms that I'm passin' through.
This was just a stop,on the way to where I'm going.
I'm not afraid because I know... this was
My temporary home."

This is our temporary home.
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#4 | 638 days ago

 Hi people,

Today I went for a morning walk and exercised a little and i feel better today. I'll try to continue this.

While i was wondering something i farted and i immediately thought of Leigh, then i thought we should honor Leigh by saying her name every time we fart.

PS: Ashlie thank you for the option, it reminds me that it's been a long time since i have had a good enough biryani.

Have a good day

 
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#5 | 638 days ago

 Thirsty Thursday is upon us people.....

Been a long week and it's not even Friday yet.  Still having cable issues and I'm pretty sure I'll be coming to fistacuffs tomorrow when the tech arrives.  Nobody takes me out of the comfort of my own home to watch the Jersey Shore.  Normally I wouldn't mind missing it and catching it later, but Ronnie KOs The Situation tonight.  That's must see TV in the JD household.

Had dinner with my sister, BIL, and nephews last night.  They're growing up so damn fast.  Seems like just yesterday they were born and now the oldest is starting preschool.  Time flies I tell ya.  

It was fight night in an alley behind my building last night.  I heard at least two cat fights(actual cats) and another drunken squabble between what sounded like two sissies.  Either way, those fvc*ers kept me awake and I'm not too happy about it.  I think I may be turning into the pissed off old man that doesn't want anyone walking on his lawn.  Oh well....

Another day, another award for Jonathan Toews.  Gonna be a big season for the Hawks...I can feel it.

8 days folks....



   
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#6 | 638 days ago

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i don't have mesothelioma. i don't actually even know what it is. but god i love saying it.

someone called me a cougar last night so i punched him in the stomach. but his stomach hurt my punch. "22" my ass. i may be drunk but i'm not stupid.

courtney came out and played. i have been nervous that she's been dabbling in the nose clams again. as it turns out, she's just in love. yay.

there's a big fat rain cloud over us this morning! it feels like and i just finished hearing thunder! please rain. please rain. please rain.

speaking of which, what's the word on irene?

family tattoos tonight

p.s. i think i have a haunted cat in my head. i keep hearing it meow at times when there's obviously not a cat around.
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#7 | 638 days ago

  not enough spaces for touch.

I'd like to say Britney was good last night, but honestly I don't know.  too many damn barely 21 year olds and making sure they could drink.  those bastards are born in 1990 now.  and f**king snobby as hell.  I did watch the show for about 5 minutes.  She looked good, but the show is basically what you would expect.

Northside finally got one on the Braves.

Learned the term fruit fly.  i understand, but i don't get it. c'est la vie.

packing day, for tomorrow i leave for Bristol.  what a wonderful weekend.  the stress free part will make it all worth it.

goatee or no goatee, that is the question.

ladies and gentlemen: 1st 5 minishuffle contcert:

Green Jello - Cereal Killer
Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer
King of the Hill - If I Say
Kings of Leon - Holy Roller Novacaine
Matchbox 20 - You Won't be Mine
Encore - Bon Jovi - Lost Highway

Hey hey! Hey hey!

In my rear view mirror, my life is getting clearer
The sunset sighs and slowly disappears
These trinkets once were treasure, life changes like the weather
You grow up, grow old or you hit the road 'round here

So I drive, watching white lines passing by
With my plastic dashboard Jesus waiting there to greet us

Hey hey! I finally found my way, say goodbye to yesterday
Hit the gas, there ain't no brakes on this lost highway
Yeah, I'm busting loose, I'm letting go, out on this open road
It's Independence Day on this lost highway
Hey hey! Hey hey!

I don't know where I'm going but I know where I've been
And I'm afraid of going back again

So I drive, years and miles are flying by
And waiting there to greet us is my plastic dashboard Jesus

Hey hey! I've finally found my way, say goodbye to yesterday
Hit the gas, there ain't no brakes on this lost highway
Yeah, I'm busting loose, I'm letting go, out on this open road
It's Independence Day on this lost highway
Hey hey! Hey hey!

Oh 'Patron Saint of Lonely Souls' tell this boy which way to go
Guide the car, you got the keys, farewell to mediocrity
Kicking off the cruise-control and turning up the radio
Got just enough religion and a half tank of gas, come on, let's go!

I've finally found my way, say goodbye to yesterday
Hit the gas, there ain't no brakes on this lost highway
I'm busting loose, I'm letting go, well, I'm out on this open road
It's Independence Day on this lost highway
Hey hey! Hey hey!
Hey hey! On this lost highway


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#8 | 638 days ago

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 oh and no mesothelioma.  otherwise i would've called the number on the commercial.

see ya Monday (unless something else pique's my interest today).
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#9 | 638 days ago

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Thinking about buying my first official NFL jersey but I have a couple questions:

1) What size should I get? I wear a large t-shirt. should I get a jersey that's one size bigger? Don't want it to be tight as sh!t but I also don't want to look like I'm wearing a dress either.

2) What are some reputable places to buy it from online that's not going to cost me an arm and a leg, but I'll get what I pay for?

Oh yeah it's gonna be this one


P.S Leigh, Irene is going to miss Florida but travel right up the East coast, possibly wiping out the Red Sox and Yankees.....A guy can hope right?

P.S.p.s-- I don't have mesothelioma either but I do have a fever and the only prescription is more Cowbell!
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#10 | 638 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 oh and no mesothelioma.  otherwise i would've called the number on the commercial.

see ya Monday (unless something else pique's my interest today).
oh my god, close your f*cking parenthesis. there are good people in here.
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#11 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
oh my god, close your f*cking parenthesis. there are good people in here.
 fixed because i'm nice.

 you almost had me til you said there are good people in here.

i just leighed.
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#12 | 638 days ago

I'm pretty sure I forgot to finish my intro. Craziness. I'm giving an award (but I'm not searching for either of the appropriate polls). 

Widest Spectrum of Sports Polls and Quizzes Creation goes to.....................................Dream Machine!! I may get 46 polls challenges that I never take in one week and 30 of them are from him (the rest are from cousin and the clown, who are also OOC with the polls. lol)  and all about sports that I don't watch/like/know, and the quizzes...Phew. 

I was gonna get you a big shiny trophy, but for some reason, I thought you may appreciate this creepy one more:

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#13 | 638 days ago

 woody050681 wrote:
Thinking about buying my first official NFL jersey but I have a couple questions:

1) What size should I get? I wear a large t-shirt. should I get a jersey that's one size bigger? Don't want it to be tight as sh!t but I also don't want to look like I'm wearing a dress either.

2) What are some reputable places to buy it from online that's not going to cost me an arm and a leg, but I'll get what I pay for?

Oh yeah it's gonna be this one


P.S Leigh, Irene is going to miss Florida but travel right up the East coast, possibly wiping out the Red Sox and Yankees.....A guy can hope right?

P.S.p.s-- I don't have mesothelioma either but I do have a fever and the only prescription is more Cowbell!
I haven't ordered from this particular site, but my buddies have with no problems.  I have however ordered from very similar sites with success, but they had Paypal.  You may want to go that route for security purposes.  Keep in mind they come from Hong Kong or China so it takes a little longer.  I'd go with a size 50 if you wear a large.  I'm 6'4 205 and a 52 fits just about right.

http://www.2009jerseys.biz/nfl-jerseys-detroit-lions-c-1_15.html

By the way, I hate that we have to deal with Suh for the next decade.  Dude is a manimal. 
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#14 | 638 days ago

 Morning, Everybodee!

Mesothelioma?  Not me, although one of my co-worker's father might have something similar that doctors are trying to diagnose.

Watched the band practicing their marching.  For the most part, most of them look pretty good, one however seems to be having trouble with his lefts and rights.( One in every bunch).   Apparently he tried a right face and stepped on his own foot and almost fell onto his instrument.

Will be...interesting.
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#15 | 638 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Check this out. Yesterday I'm driving my work truck on the street, and there are a group of bicyclists in front of me. So I guess one of them wasnt with the rest of the pack and goes around them, but she veers right into my lane without even looking and causes me to veer into the next lane so not to hit her. I honk at her as I pass on my way to the next stop light. She catches up to me while i'm waiting at the light and has the nerve to stare me down as she passes, so I throw my hands up like people do when they want to fight, which felt kind of awkward doing to a girl but no one stares me down!  So, now i'm really annoyed at this chick, shes got some nerve. I catch up to her, roll down my window and yell something like "You dont own the road, b*tch!!"  To my suprise, she doesnt even look at me or say a word. I hit a red light 1/4 mile up the road and shes heading my way, now its going to feel weird if she catches up to me after I dropped that sweet line. She catches up to me, but my light turns green as she approaches and I leave her in my dust. I hit red on the next light too, and shes coming up on me. Now i'm annyoed that I keep hitting these red lights. She catches up to me and makes a right down the side street and doesnt look my way. Thats right b*tch, keeep riding. 
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#16 | 638 days ago

 Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

I'm busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest right now, but I wanted to ease u F'ers minds and let you all know I'm alive and well.

Question:  What is the busiest department in the United States Federal Government?

Answer:  The poor b*st*rds that have to run around behind Biden and try to explain away all the stoopid sh*t he says.

Later F'ers.
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#17 | 638 days ago

 John_Daly wrote:
Check this out. Yesterday I'm driving my work truck on the street, and there are a group of bicyclists in front of me. So I guess one of them wasnt with the rest of the pack and goes around them, but she veers right into my lane without even looking and causes me to veer into the next lane so not to hit her. I honk at her as I pass on my way to the next stop light. She catches up to me while i'm waiting at the light and has the nerve to stare me down as she passes, so I throw my hands up like people do when they want to fight, which felt kind of awkward doing to a girl but no one stares me down!  So, now i'm really annoyed at this chick, shes got some nerve. I catch up to her, roll down my window and yell something like "You dont own the road, b*tch!!"  To my suprise, she doesnt even look at me or say a word. I hit a red light 1/4 mile up the road and shes heading my way, now its going to feel weird if she catches up to me after I dropped that sweet line. She catches up to me, but my light turns green as she approaches and I leave her in my dust. I hit red on the next light too, and shes coming up on me. Now i'm annyoed that I keep hitting these red lights. She catches up to me and makes a right down the side street and doesnt look my way. Thats right b*tch, keeep riding. 
why would you seek out an a$$ whoopin like that?
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#18 | 638 days ago

 John_Daly wrote:
Check this out. Yesterday I'm driving my work truck on the street, and there are a group of bicyclists in front of me. So I guess one of them wasnt with the rest of the pack and goes around them, but she veers right into my lane without even looking and causes me to veer into the next lane so not to hit her. I honk at her as I pass on my way to the next stop light. She catches up to me while i'm waiting at the light and has the nerve to stare me down as she passes, so I throw my hands up like people do when they want to fight, which felt kind of awkward doing to a girl but no one stares me down!  So, now i'm really annoyed at this chick, shes got some nerve. I catch up to her, roll down my window and yell something like "You dont own the road, b*tch!!"  To my suprise, she doesnt even look at me or say a word. I hit a red light 1/4 mile up the road and shes heading my way, now its going to feel weird if she catches up to me after I dropped that sweet line. She catches up to me, but my light turns green as she approaches and I leave her in my dust. I hit red on the next light too, and shes coming up on me. Now i'm annyoed that I keep hitting these red lights. She catches up to me and makes a right down the side street and doesnt look my way. Thats right b*tch, keeep riding. 
fart
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#19 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
fart
 i will not abuse my powers i will not abuse my powers i will not abuse my powers

(i so want to edit this to leigh)
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#20 | 638 days ago

  What question? I have a headache. 

And Johnny.....my feelings are hurt. 

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#21 | 638 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 i will not abuse my powers i will not abuse my powers i will not abuse my powers

(i so want to edit this to leigh)
fart (does not equal sign) leigh
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#22 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
fart (does not equal sign) leigh
not yet...
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#23 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i don't have mesothelioma. i don't actually even know what it is. but god i love saying it.

someone called me a cougar last night so i punched him in the stomach. but his stomach hurt my punch. "22" my ass. i may be drunk but i'm not stupid.

courtney came out and played. i have been nervous that she's been dabbling in the nose clams again. as it turns out, she's just in love. yay.

there's a big fat rain cloud over us this morning! it feels like and i just finished hearing thunder! please rain. please rain. please rain.

speaking of which, what's the word on irene?

family tattoos tonight

p.s. i think i have a haunted cat in my head. i keep hearing it meow at times when there's obviously not a cat around.
cougar.ha ha
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#24 | 638 days ago

 woody050681 wrote:
Thinking about buying my first official NFL jersey but I have a couple questions:

1) What size should I get? I wear a large t-shirt. should I get a jersey that's one size bigger? Don't want it to be tight as sh!t but I also don't want to look like I'm wearing a dress either.

2) What are some reputable places to buy it from online that's not going to cost me an arm and a leg, but I'll get what I pay for?

Oh yeah it's gonna be this one


P.S Leigh, Irene is going to miss Florida but travel right up the East coast, possibly wiping out the Red Sox and Yankees.....A guy can hope right?

P.S.p.s-- I don't have mesothelioma either but I do have a fever and the only prescription is more Cowbell!
awww you're breaking your Official NFL Jersey Cherry.....How Cute. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Woody!!
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#25 | 638 days ago

 Good Morning and Hello everyone! Hope the summer has been good to everyone. all i can say its been a Long Strange Trip!
 One would think at 52, you get smarter, have better judgment, those sort of things. Let me just say,you are as venerable at 52 as you are at 22.  In some ways, more so? who would have thought? sometime we have to use the delete button  in real life too.
   People who manipulate,suck!   Mean people suck!
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#26 | 638 days ago

 Getting the outer bands of Irene.  These effing windchimes are going down.................

My friend Linda just had a lung transplant 10 days ago for mesothelioma, she is going
to be in Jacksonville for another 3 months.  She was a security guard at the old
PB County courthouse.  A bunch of employees got it.  Sucky thing, insurance does
not pay for the first 30 days of anti-rejection drugs.  We did a bunch of fund raising
things over the last year to pay for it.  She had been on the waiting list for over  2 years.
We think she got the lung of that 15 year old girl who died from the weird amoeba infection.
She got her lung the day after the girl died. 

My song for the day:www.youtube.com/watch

Supposed to have 10-12 foot surf tomorrow.   Can't wait to watch the carnage!
www.wptv.com/dpp/sports/recreation_sports/surfing_blog/updated-local-surf-forecast
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#27 | 638 days ago

 Hi..
I'm sunburned from golfing yesterday
My hockey team lost our championship game last night
I'm tired and trying to play catch up at work is killing me right now
Half my favorite HD channels on Directv still aren't working and I have a service call set up for Saturday.. Football's coming, gotta get this sh*t on lockdown
But the Rockies have won 5 straight and head off on a 9 game roadie that will determine the rest of their season
and I like pizza
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#28 | 638 days ago

 HULL_17 wrote:
awww you're breaking your Official NFL Jersey Cherry.....How Cute. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Woody!!
Yeah I figured it was time now that the Lions have a player that is worth buying his jersey. They haven't had that since Barry Sanders and I was too young and poor to afford one of his.


Oh and JD thanks for the tip, I'll check that site out when I get home.
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#29 | 638 days ago

Just because I felt like it.
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#30 | 638 days ago

 John_Daly wrote:
Check this out. Yesterday I'm driving my work truck on the street, and there are a group of bicyclists in front of me. So I guess one of them wasnt with the rest of the pack and goes around them, but she veers right into my lane without even looking and causes me to veer into the next lane so not to hit her. I honk at her as I pass on my way to the next stop light. She catches up to me while i'm waiting at the light and has the nerve to stare me down as she passes, so I throw my hands up like people do when they want to fight, which felt kind of awkward doing to a girl but no one stares me down!  So, now i'm really annoyed at this chick, shes got some nerve. I catch up to her, roll down my window and yell something like "You dont own the road, b*tch!!"  To my suprise, she doesnt even look at me or say a word. I hit a red light 1/4 mile up the road and shes heading my way, now its going to feel weird if she catches up to me after I dropped that sweet line. She catches up to me, but my light turns green as she approaches and I leave her in my dust. I hit red on the next light too, and shes coming up on me. Now i'm annyoed that I keep hitting these red lights. She catches up to me and makes a right down the side street and doesnt look my way. Thats right b*tch, keeep riding. 
Next time she may pull up bedside you and taze your ace, just saying  b*itches is crazy these days.
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#31 | 638 days ago

www.faniq.com/article/No-Ink-for-Cam-Newton-in-Carolina-2407998


Jerry Richardson owner of the Carolina Panthers, asked Cameron Newton if he had any tattoos or piercings. When Newton said he didn't, the arrogant owner said, good lets keep it that way.
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#32 | 638 days ago

 Haiii Friiiiiends

- I don't have mesothelioma
- I always buy a 52 jersey - I like it to be huge on me (those girl cut jerseys are nonsense IMO...I want it to look like I went down on the field and stole mine).
- I think it's asinine that Cam Newton can't get tattoos or piercings, yet everybody else and their dog on the field can have them. Well...I don't know about piercings, but I know tattoos are rampant. Unbelievable.
- 29 Days!!

Easy Target
All her signals are getting lost in the ether (that's what she wanted)
She's a landslide with a city beneath her (that's what she wanted)
So take a good luck so you'll never forget it (that's what she wanted)
Take a deep breath, I know I'm gonna regret it (that's what she wanted)

Holly's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat, give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies, lies and hidden danger
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster

She's got a mansion and I'm collateral damage (that's what she wanted)
She's the flower that you place on my casket (that's what she wanted)
Savor the moment cause the memory is fleeting
Take a photograph as the last train is leaving

Holly's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies, lies and hidden danger
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster

Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run run run run (Holly let me out)



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#33 | 638 days ago

 29 DAYS
6 HOURS
35 MINUTES



THANK YOU, STEVE JOBS!!!


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#34 | 638 days ago

 (Edited by ohwell_)
blryn.jpg Baron Knowlton  X Games Fame
blryn.jpgblryn.jpg

More later,  ................
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#35 | 638 days ago

 curt200586518 wrote:
cougar.ha ha
watch it
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#36 | 638 days ago

 woody050681 wrote:
Yeah I figured it was time now that the Lions have a player that is worth buying his jersey. They haven't had that since Barry Sanders and I was too young and poor to afford one of his.


Oh and JD thanks for the tip, I'll check that site out when I get home.
i have over 45 authentic sports jersies. most of which are red wings, but i own a suh, stafford, johnson & fairley lions, a ben wallace pistons, a Braylon Edwards, Denard Robinson, & Tom Brady U of M, Cabrera, Ordonez, Avila, Verlander, Scherzer & Jackson Tigers Jersey among other players and teams that i like...like i have a home and away Dirk Nowitzki Mavs Jersey....
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#37 | 638 days ago

 What the sh*t ESPiN?  They can't be serious with this...



http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/id/6894586/imagining-michael-vick-white-quarterback-nfl-espn-magazine
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#38 | 638 days ago

 woody050681 wrote:
Thinking about buying my first official NFL jersey but I have a couple questions:

1) What size should I get? I wear a large t-shirt. should I get a jersey that's one size bigger? Don't want it to be tight as sh!t but I also don't want to look like I'm wearing a dress either.

2) What are some reputable places to buy it from online that's not going to cost me an arm and a leg, but I'll get what I pay for?

Oh yeah it's gonna be this one


P.S Leigh, Irene is going to miss Florida but travel right up the East coast, possibly wiping out the Red Sox and Yankees.....A guy can hope right?

P.S.p.s-- I don't have mesothelioma either but I do have a fever and the only prescription is more Cowbell!
if you weren't so damn picky about the size, team and player, i'd give you my schaub dress.
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#39 | 638 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
What the sh*t ESPiN?  They can't be serious with this...



http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/id/6894586/imagining-michael-vick-white-quarterback-nfl-espn-magazine
 I seriously want to read that, but I'm too creeped out by white Mike Vick to do so.
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#40 | 638 days ago

 HULL_17 wrote:
i have over 45 authentic sports jersies. most of which are red wings, but i own a suh, stafford, johnson & fairley lions, a ben wallace pistons, a Braylon Edwards, Denard Robinson, & Tom Brady U of M, Cabrera, Ordonez, Avila, Verlander, Scherzer & Jackson Tigers Jersey among other players and teams that i like...like i have a home and away Dirk Nowitzki Mavs Jersey....
I have an authentic Bill Laimbeer jersey that is stashed somewhere in my parents attic.  A guy my dad does business with bought it for me years ago(when I was in HS - an eternity ago) because he went to Notre Dame.  I didn't have the heart to tell him I hate BL because he was a Piston.  It's never been worn.  If I can find it next time I'm home, it's yours.  Just gotta pay S&H.
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#41 | 638 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
I have an authentic Bill Laimbeer jersey that is stashed somewhere in my parents attic.  A guy my dad does business with bought it for me years ago(when I was in HS - an eternity ago) because he went to Notre Dame.  I didn't have the heart to tell him I hate BL because he was a Piston.  It's never been worn.  If I can find it next time I'm home, it's yours.  Just gotta pay S&H.
seriously?? i love bill laimbeer...he was definetly the baddest of the bad boys...he and rick mahorn and dennis rodman...I LOVE THE BAD BOYS!! 
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#42 | 638 days ago

 HULL_17 wrote:
i have over 45 authentic sports jersies. most of which are red wings, but i own a suh, stafford, johnson & fairley lions, a ben wallace pistons, a Braylon Edwards, Denard Robinson, & Tom Brady U of M, Cabrera, Ordonez, Avila, Verlander, Scherzer & Jackson Tigers Jersey among other players and teams that i like...like i have a home and away Dirk Nowitzki Mavs Jersey....
thats cool
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#43 | 638 days ago

 HULL_17 wrote:
seriously?? i love bill laimbeer...he was definetly the baddest of the bad boys...he and rick mahorn and dennis rodman...I LOVE THE BAD BOYS!! 
When you have a video game called "Combat Basketball" named after you, you know you're a badass.  That said, he's a Stone and I hate him for it.  I did have that game, though. 
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#44 | 638 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
What the sh*t ESPiN?  They can't be serious with this...



http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/id/6894586/imagining-michael-vick-white-quarterback-nfl-espn-magazine
"WHEN MICHAEL VICK PLAYS, I see streetball. I don't just mean that sort of football where you have to count to four-Mississippi before you can rush the quarterback, nearly everything breaks down and it's all great fun. I also mean street basketball. Vick's style reminds me of Allen Iverson -- the speed, the court sense, the sharp cuts, the dekes, the swag. In those breathtaking moments when the Eagles QB abandons the pocket and takes off, it feels as if he's thumbing his nose at the whole regimented, militaristic ethos of the game."

"All of that is why, to me, Vick seems to have a deeply African-American approach to the game." says Touré


WTF? What is a African-American approach to the game? This article is very racist, and it should never appear in ESPN the magazine.
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#45 | 638 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
What the sh*t ESPiN?  They can't be serious with this...



http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/id/6894586/imagining-michael-vick-white-quarterback-nfl-espn-magazine
 isn't that Kurt Warner?
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#46 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if you weren't so damn picky about the size, team and player, i'd give you my schaub dress.
You can still send it to me! The team and player are perfectly fine, although I do prefer the dark colored home jersey (I'm too white to look good in a white shirt/jersey) and it'd be cool if it fit.

Maybe I'll just buy me a home Arian Foster jersey that fits,  while I'm buying the Suh jersey. Then I'll mock you and "you feel shame"
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#47 | 638 days ago

 Tiger_Pride2 wrote:
"WHEN MICHAEL VICK PLAYS, I see streetball. I don't just mean that sort of football where you have to count to four-Mississippi before you can rush the quarterback, nearly everything breaks down and it's all great fun. I also mean street basketball. Vick's style reminds me of Allen Iverson -- the speed, the court sense, the sharp cuts, the dekes, the swag. In those breathtaking moments when the Eagles QB abandons the pocket and takes off, it feels as if he's thumbing his nose at the whole regimented, militaristic ethos of the game."

"All of that is why, to me, Vick seems to have a deeply African-American approach to the game." says Touré


WTF? What is a African-American approach to the game? This article is very racist, and it should never appear in ESPN the magazine.
i kinda like it. it's edgy and he's basically going middle fingers blazing to thew whole "if vick were white would he have done time?" question. and then it goes further making even more fun of the idiocy that is that question. i loved the last paragraph:

"So let's look at him a different way. Let's see him as someone in the third act of the epic movie that is his life, leading a team that many expect to see in the Super Bowl. Bob Marley's "Redemption Song" is playing underneath because the humbled protagonist has finally overcome his personal demons and has begun living up to his athletic promise. And to those who believe we should judge a man by how he responds when dealing with the worst life has to offer -- with how he climbs after he hits rock bottom -- Michael Vick has become heroic.

 

 

"And that has nothing to do with race."
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#48 | 638 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 isn't that Kurt Warner?
I thought it looked a little like Tebow. 


John, I agree 100%.  I don't know what ESPiN was thinking.  It's almost like they were hacked. 
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#49 | 638 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
I haven't ordered from this particular site, but my buddies have with no problems.  I have however ordered from very similar sites with success, but they had Paypal.  You may want to go that route for security purposes.  Keep in mind they come from Hong Kong or China so it takes a little longer.  I'd go with a size 50 if you wear a large.  I'm 6'4 205 and a 52 fits just about right.

http://www.2009jerseys.biz/nfl-jerseys-detroit-lions-c-1_15.html

By the way, I hate that we have to deal with Suh for the next decade.  Dude is a manimal. 
I just ordered my orange von miller #58 from that site today.. gracias
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#50 | 638 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I just ordered my orange von miller #58 from that site today.. gracias
NP.  Von Miller is going to be a beast.  He's my pick for defensive rookie of the year.


On another note, what if Vick were an Eagle?

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#51 | 638 days ago

   Whole bunch of
hatchlings on the beach.  Not gonna make it.   Not allowed to pick them up, have to be from the Marine Life Center.
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#52 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
fart
leigh
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#53 | 638 days ago
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ohwell_ wrote:
  Whole bunch of
hatchlings on the beach.  Not gonna make it.   Not allowed to pick them up, have to be from the Marine Life Center.
 I want one.  
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#54 | 638 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I want one.  
www.marinelife.org/

You can adopt one. 
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#55 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
fart (does not equal sign) leigh
              
I want you to..rock the boat...  
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#56 | 638 days ago
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#57 | 638 days ago

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Tiger_Pride2 wrote:
"WHEN MICHAEL VICK PLAYS, I see streetball. I don't just mean that sort of football where you have to count to four-Mississippi before you can rush the quarterback, nearly everything breaks down and it's all great fun. I also mean street basketball. Vick's style reminds me of Allen Iverson -- the speed, the court sense, the sharp cuts, the dekes, the swag. In those breathtaking moments when the Eagles QB abandons the pocket and takes off, it feels as if he's thumbing his nose at the whole regimented, militaristic ethos of the game."

"All of that is why, to me, Vick seems to have a deeply African-American approach to the game." says Touré


WTF? What is a African-American approach to the game? This article is very racist, and it should never appear in ESPN the magazine.
That white boy is cute! I think I am going to create him on Madden 12!



Oh, and Ankur, You're welcome. I have no idea what that is but it was on the front of the Living section of the paper and I thought of you.

Stoney, I missed you.
I may have a slight crush on Jay Swole, Sid, the white Mike Vick, and the wife on Luther right now. Been a while since my last Q crush, which was Sid, I believe. I missed them.  Oh, I crush on my jinja ninja whenever he posts that pic in the sexy green hat. Ahem.. HAt!

P.S. Ankur, How much longer will you be creep-face? I wanna count it down.
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#58 | 638 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
www.marinelife.org/

You can adopt one. 
 No, I want you to mail me one.  You know Black Market adoption kinds thing, it's much easier. 
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#59 | 638 days ago
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#60 | 638 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 not enough spaces for touch.

I'd like to say Britney was good last night, but honestly I don't know.  too many damn barely 21 year olds and making sure they could drink.  those bastards are born in 1990 now.  and f**king snobby as hell.  I did watch the show for about 5 minutes.  She looked good, but the show is basically what you would expect.

Northside finally got one on the Braves.

Learned the term fruit fly.  i understand, but i don't get it. c'est la vie.

packing day, for tomorrow i leave for Bristol.  what a wonderful weekend.  the stress free part will make it all worth it.

goatee or no goatee, that is the question.

ladies and gentlemen: 1st 5 minishuffle contcert:

Green Jello - Cereal Killer
Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer
King of the Hill - If I Say
Kings of Leon - Holy Roller Novacaine
Matchbox 20 - You Won't be Mine
Encore - Bon Jovi - Lost Highway

Hey hey! Hey hey!

In my rear view mirror, my life is getting clearer
The sunset sighs and slowly disappears
These trinkets once were treasure, life changes like the weather
You grow up, grow old or you hit the road 'round here

So I drive, watching white lines passing by
With my plastic dashboard Jesus waiting there to greet us

Hey hey! I finally found my way, say goodbye to yesterday
Hit the gas, there ain't no brakes on this lost highway
Yeah, I'm busting loose, I'm letting go, out on this open road
It's Independence Day on this lost highway
Hey hey! Hey hey!

I don't know where I'm going but I know where I've been
And I'm afraid of going back again

So I drive, years and miles are flying by
And waiting there to greet us is my plastic dashboard Jesus

Hey hey! I've finally found my way, say goodbye to yesterday
Hit the gas, there ain't no brakes on this lost highway
Yeah, I'm busting loose, I'm letting go, out on this open road
It's Independence Day on this lost highway
Hey hey! Hey hey!

Oh 'Patron Saint of Lonely Souls' tell this boy which way to go
Guide the car, you got the keys, farewell to mediocrity
Kicking off the cruise-control and turning up the radio
Got just enough religion and a half tank of gas, come on, let's go!

I've finally found my way, say goodbye to yesterday
Hit the gas, there ain't no brakes on this lost highway
I'm busting loose, I'm letting go, well, I'm out on this open road
It's Independence Day on this lost highway
Hey hey! Hey hey!
Hey hey! On this lost highway


fruit fly = janet?
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#61 | 638 days ago

 Hey Everyone, Just Because I Don't Post On Here Much, Doesn't Mean I'm Not Lurking In The Shadows And Mimicking Each And Everyone's Moves. But Since I'm Getting An Award Today, I'm Just Here To Accept My.... Whatever I'm Getting. Thanks Ash... Oh And Here Escorting Me On The Red Carpet Is None Other Than Ms. I'llgethernameaftetheafterparty.

Chicken biryani...  
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#62 | 638 days ago

 Dream_Machine wrote:
Hey Everyone, Just Because I Don't Post On Here Much, Doesn't Mean I'm Not Lurking In The Shadows And Mimicking Each And Everyone's Moves. But Since I'm Getting An Award Today, I'm Just Here To Accept My.... Whatever I'm Getting. Thanks Ash... Oh And Here Escorting Me On The Red Carpet Is None Other Than Ms. I'llgethernameaftetheafterparty.

You're welcome! You are getting the head of Megan Fox.
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#63 | 638 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 No, I want you to mail me one.  You know Black Market adoption kinds thing, it's much easier. 
They get up over 500 pounds.  I hope your Pet Smart carries a lot of jellyfish.
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#64 | 638 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
You're welcome! You are getting the head of Megan Fox.
Who. Oh Hell Naw... Imma Bust 'a Bust An Eminem And Storm Out This Awards Ceremony If That's What I'm Getting. Damn Anti-Semantic B!tch. I'm Glad She She Wasn't In The News Transformers. It Was Like A Breath Of Fresh Air.
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#65 | 638 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
They get up over 500 pounds.  I hope your Pet Smart carries a lot of jellyfish.
I'm Sorry But I Don't Want To Gross Anyone Out, But When They Get To That Size, That's When They Are Plump And Delicious. Illegal But Delicious. And They Make Earring And Necklaces With The Leftover Shells And Stuff On The Insides.
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#66 | 638 days ago

 Dream_Machine wrote:
Who. Oh Hell Naw... Imma Bust 'a Bust An Eminem And Storm Out This Awards Ceremony If That's What I'm Getting. Damn Anti-Semantic B!tch. I'm Glad She She Wasn't In The News Transformers. It Was Like A Breath Of Fresh Air.

Aww.. this pleases me (cause I don't get it with her)! So....back to shiny.


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#67 | 638 days ago

 Dream_Machine wrote:
I'm Sorry But I Don't Want To Gross Anyone Out, But When They Get To That Size, That's When They Are Plump And Delicious. Illegal But Delicious. And They Make Earring And Necklaces With The Leftover Shells And Stuff On The Insides.
I have heard that they are fantastic!

So far, the Hurricane is 200 mile due east of me.  We have crazy undertow and choppy surf.
One person drowned just north of me, and they just reported 5 people got swept off the Boynton Inlet Jetty.
Rob is going tow in surfing with garrettmcnamara.com/ in the a.m.   It should be much safer tomorrow with 10-12' in sets.
I know this because he called to ask me if I thought he was crazy.   Well,   duh.......

This storm is no joke.    We get bands of high winds around 40mph and we are 200 miles away from the center. 
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#68 | 638 days ago

 Sup Qholes?

I do not have mesothelioma or any other form of cancer.

I have nothing else.
Beware of everybody...  
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#69 | 638 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
I have heard that they are fantastic!

So far, the Hurricane is 200 mile due east of me.  We have crazy undertow and choppy surf.
One person drowned just north of me, and they just reported 5 people got swept off the Boynton Inlet Jetty.
Rob is going tow in surfing with garrettmcnamara.com/ in the a.m.   It should be much safer tomorrow with 10-12' in sets.
I know this because he called to ask me if I thought he was crazy.   Well,   duh.......

This storm is no joke.    We get bands of high winds around 40mph and we are 200 miles away from the center. 
be safe,lol,
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#70 | 638 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
Sup Qholes?

I do not have mesothelioma or any other form of cancer.

I have nothing else.
i dunno man. i'd say you have a lotta balls to come in here with nothing interesting to say.
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#71 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i dunno man. i'd say you have a lotta balls to come in here with nothing interesting to say.
Yeah, but aren't we all really saying nothing at all?
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#72 | 638 days ago

 Oddfool wrote:
Yeah, but aren't we all really saying nothing at all?
i think the fact that i keep hearing phantom meowing is interesting as f*ck. and i like your marching band reports. the rest? yeah.
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#73 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i dunno man. i'd say you have a lotta balls to come in here with nothing interesting to say.
i answered the mesothelioma thing. Isn't that enough?
Beware of everybody...  
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#74 | 638 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
i answered the mesothelioma thing. Isn't that enough?
for today, i guess it's ok. sorry for snapping. i am stuck at work still and it makes me cranky.

i'm glad you don't have any cancer.
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#75 | 638 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
i answered the mesothelioma thing. Isn't that enough?



Wanna talk dirty?
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#76 | 638 days ago

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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
for today, i guess it's ok. sorry for snapping. i am stuck at work still and it makes me cranky.

i'm glad you don't have any cancer.
I'll make sure my next post is better. Just leave, tell them you have to meet a man about a horse.

I'm glad you don't have mesothelioma and I'm glad you enjoy saying it.

maybe this will help.

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al



Beware of everybody...  
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#77 | 638 days ago

 Ummm, is Mike asking me to talk dirty to him? Jason's going to be mad.
Beware of everybody...  
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#78 | 638 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
I'll make sure my next post is better. Just leave, tell them you have to meet a man about a horse.

I'm glad you don't have mesothelioma and I'm glad you enjoy saying it.

maybe this will help.

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al



you rock. a lot.
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#79 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
you rock. a lot.

I do what I can. 
Beware of everybody...  
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#80 | 638 days ago

 Cactus_Jack wrote:



Wanna talk dirty?
A pig rolled in the mud.
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#81 | 638 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
I'll make sure my next post is better. Just leave, tell them you have to meet a man about a horse.

I'm glad you don't have mesothelioma and I'm glad you enjoy saying it.

maybe this will help.

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al



Awww my dad's name was Al (well...is? I don't know how you refer to that if the person is deceased), and I have an aunt named Betty. They used to sing this song to each other...yes my entire family is just as crazy and silly as I am. This brought a smile to my face, thanks for sharing this song 
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#82 | 638 days ago

 Blog software went FUBAR on me. If you want read half of a preview of the US Open, go here.

Thanks to Irene, the planned dedicated of the MLK Memorial has been postponed. In a related story, does anyone know what one needs to do to prepare for a hurricane while living on the seventh floor of a large apartment building? This is a serious question.
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#83 | 638 days ago
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[Intro: Pitbull]
Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak
Took my life from negative to positive
And I just want y'all know that
And tonight, let's enjoy life

Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo

Give Me Everything
Just cuz it's stuck in my head.

[Chorus: Ne-Yo / Nayer]
Tonight I will love love you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let's do it tonight
I will love love you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let's do it tonight

Let's do it tonight

Grab somebody sexy tell 'em hey
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight

[Pre-Chorus: Pitbull]
Excuse me
But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
And I might take you home with me if I could tonight
And I think you should let me cause I look good tonight
And we might not get tomorrow

[Chorus: Ne-Yo / Nayer]
Tonight I will love love you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let's do it tonight
I will love love you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let's do it tonight
Let's do it tonight

Grab somebody sexy tell 'em hey
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight

Excuse me
But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me if I could tonight
And I think you should let me cause I look good tonight
And we might not get tomorrow
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#84 | 638 days ago

 gearhead wrote:
Blog software went FUBAR on me. If you want read half of a preview of the US Open, go here.

Thanks to Irene, the planned dedicated of the MLK Memorial has been postponed. In a related story, does anyone know what one needs to do to prepare for a hurricane while living on the seventh floor of a large apartment building? This is a serious question.

ICE, ICE AND MORE ICE......  couple hundred dollars in CASH, WASH YOUR LAUNDRY, GET WATER, FILL THE BATHTUB SO YOU CAN FLUSH, CHARGE YOUR CELLPHONE, GET AN EXTRA CELL BATTERY, FILL YOUR CAR WITH GAS, BOARD UP, GET ALL THE CRAP THAT CAN FLY AROUND IN YOUR YARD INSIDE, BUY A LOT OF ALCOHOL AND SMOKES, DONT FORGET BATTERIES AND PARTY........................LIKE A ROCK STAR        PS   TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES

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#85 | 638 days ago

 Is Bean's Fantasy League Full?
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#86 | 638 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
fruit fly = janet?
 that was my understanding of the explanation. 

Janet was not part of that conversation tho.
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#87 | 638 days ago

  and if i have your number, drunk text warning in effect for Saturday from Bristol.
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#88 | 638 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i think the fact that i keep hearing phantom meowing is interesting as f*ck. and i like your marching band reports. the rest? yeah.
Beware of everybody...  
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#89 | 637 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
That white boy is cute! I think I am going to create him on Madden 12!



Oh, and Ankur, You're welcome. I have no idea what that is but it was on the front of the Living section of the paper and I thought of you.

Stoney, I missed you.
I may have a slight crush on Jay Swole, Sid, the white Mike Vick, and the wife on Luther right now. Been a while since my last Q crush, which was Sid, I believe. I missed them.  Oh, I crush on my jinja ninja whenever he posts that pic in the sexy green hat. Ahem.. HAt!

P.S. Ankur, How much longer will you be creep-face? I wanna count it down.


Creep Face should go by next week, I'm looking for a new one.


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#90 | 637 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 that was my understanding of the explanation. 

Janet was not part of that conversation tho.
Oh okay.
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#91 | 637 days ago

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GO TIGERS

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#92 | 637 days ago

 HULL_17 wrote:

GO TIGERS

go tigers.
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#93 | 637 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:

ICE, ICE AND MORE ICE......  couple hundred dollars in CASH, WASH YOUR LAUNDRY, GET WATER, FILL THE BATHTUB SO YOU CAN FLUSH, CHARGE YOUR CELLPHONE, GET AN EXTRA CELL BATTERY, FILL YOUR CAR WITH GAS, BOARD UP, GET ALL THE CRAP THAT CAN FLY AROUND IN YOUR YARD INSIDE, BUY A LOT OF ALCOHOL AND SMOKES, DONT FORGET BATTERIES AND PARTY........................LIKE A ROCK STAR        PS   TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES

makes me want to come visit,damn.lol be careful.
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#94 | 637 days ago

 HULL_17 wrote:

GO TIGERS

Grrrr 

GRRR

Chicken biryani...  
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#95 | 634 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

IDK why it is so hard for the people of Kentucky to say "I saw..." instead of "I seen...", especiaally on tevlevision.  Can't w at least clean it up in public? Ugh.  I'm wondering what people are learning in school around here.
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