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WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKETS?

Between, small dogs, children and working for people who have NEVER had to pick up after themselves,
I often end up with a curious assortment in my pockets at the end of the day.  Today, is stuff I found on the beach, around the house and my own dirty habit.   What is in your pockets right now?  Dump em out and report.

| Closed on 09/10/11 at 05:00PM
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40 Fans 
40%a. I have this
8%b. What is this thing you call pockets?
5%c. Pockets aren't allowed in jail
30%d. Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)
18%e. Beaneaters

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#6 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
 Pants pockets: John Deere pocket knife, John Deere wallet (hey I work there so I get some free sh!t, leave me alone about all the Deere stuff I have), truck keys, eww a fingernail--must've fallen in there when I was clipping them earlier today, and my cell phone.

Shirt pockets: 2 sharpies, a pen, a folded up piece of paper for writing stuff down or I'll forget, my I-Pod, oh and a piece of popcorn from breakfast this morning.


Damn when I write it out like this, my pockets almost hold as much stuff as a woman's purse. Thanks for making me feel all feminine Laurel 
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
  
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#1 | 1094 days ago

73 cents and a money clip.
I have this  
#2 | 1094 days ago

 I had a doll eye that was looking up at me from the sand.
                                                                                                                                         I can't see it.  lol
I have this  
#3 | 1094 days ago

BTW---- Janet- this is the drunk poll you requested...............
I have this  
#4 | 1094 days ago

My keys, an access card, wallet, some loose change, and my blackberry...
I have this  
#5 | 1094 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
My right hand!  ....wait, not anymore....wait...yep, it's in again...wait, not now...

Beaneaters  
#6 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
 Pants pockets: John Deere pocket knife, John Deere wallet (hey I work there so I get some free sh!t, leave me alone about all the Deere stuff I have), truck keys, eww a fingernail--must've fallen in there when I was clipping them earlier today, and my cell phone.

Shirt pockets: 2 sharpies, a pen, a folded up piece of paper for writing stuff down or I'll forget, my I-Pod, oh and a piece of popcorn from breakfast this morning.


Damn when I write it out like this, my pockets almost hold as much stuff as a woman's purse. Thanks for making me feel all feminine Laurel 
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#7 | 1094 days ago



Lighter (for cigars)
$164 dollars + 81 cents
Business card
Mints
I have this  
#8 | 1094 days ago

In Sharp Square's pocket - my hand - I need a lite! and a new leather jacket? LOL ...... OOPS!!!! Just plz don't tell him! 
#9 | 1094 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Pants pockets: John Deere pocket knife, John Deere wallet (hey I work there so I get some free sh!t, leave me alone about all the Deere stuff I have), truck keys, eww a fingernail--must've fallen in there when I was clipping them earlier today, and my cell phone.

Shirt pockets: 2 sharpies, a pen, a folded up piece of paper for writing stuff down or I'll forget, my I-Pod, oh and a piece of popcorn from breakfast this morning.


Damn when I write it out like this, my pockets almost hold as much stuff as a woman's purse. Thanks for making me feel all feminine Laurel 
Tell work you need a John Deere man purse.
I have this  
#10 | 1094 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Pants pockets: John Deere pocket knife, John Deere wallet (hey I work there so I get some free sh!t, leave me alone about all the Deere stuff I have), truck keys, eww a fingernail--must've fallen in there when I was clipping them earlier today, and my cell phone.

Shirt pockets: 2 sharpies, a pen, a folded up piece of paper for writing stuff down or I'll forget, my I-Pod, oh and a piece of popcorn from breakfast this morning.


Damn when I write it out like this, my pockets almost hold as much stuff as a woman's purse. Thanks for making me feel all feminine Laurel 
Damn girl.       you eat popcorn for breakfast?  
I have this  
#11 | 1094 days ago

BikerBaby wrote:
In Sharp Square's pocket - my hand - I need a lite! and a new leather jacket? LOL ...... OOPS!!!! Just plz don't tell him! 


Just be gentle and watch what ya grabbin while ya in that pocket , might bend the business card  
I have this  
#12 | 1094 days ago

I have this  
#13 | 1094 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Pants pockets: John Deere pocket knife, John Deere wallet (hey I work there so I get some free sh!t, leave me alone about all the Deere stuff I have), truck keys, eww a fingernail--must've fallen in there when I was clipping them earlier today, and my cell phone.

Shirt pockets: 2 sharpies, a pen, a folded up piece of paper for writing stuff down or I'll forget, my I-Pod, oh and a piece of popcorn from breakfast this morning.


Damn when I write it out like this, my pockets almost hold as much stuff as a woman's purse. Thanks for making me feel all feminine Laurel 
you need a small trailer,for all that stuff.
#14 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
ohwell_ wrote:
Damn girl.       you eat popcorn for breakfast?  
 Yeah we have a popcorn machine at work and we always have free popcorn for customers and employees. It's my breakfast most weekdays.



And Joe "it's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Indiana Jones wears one"
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#15 | 1094 days ago

 Ticket stub (Fright Night ), straw wrapper, 57 cents, and my phone
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#16 | 1094 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Cell phone, keys, wallet, 95 cents and my check stub.  
#17 | 1094 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 The shorts I am wearing have no pockets, I'm sorry.  
Beaneaters  
#18 | 1094 days ago

no pockets, i shall let you know in the morn
Beaneaters  
#19 | 1094 days ago

You dont want to know.
#20 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by Drummer99)
I have a fine point pen, in my right pocket.
I have this  
#21 | 1094 days ago

$4.25 and my cell phone.
#22 | 1094 days ago

one very old case canoe pocket knife
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#23 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
eLa_MAe_O wrote:
$4.25 and my cell phone.
 Is that $4.25 Canadian or American? Eh 
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#24 | 1094 days ago

Cell Phone, Lighter And Smokes, Packet Of Now And Later, Sticks Of Gum (Winterfresh), Campus ID, $4.15, 2 Pens (Black & Blue), Office Keys. Yup That's Bout It

/Not So Much Now I Work That I Work In An Office, Before That I Used To Be Like Woody, When I Used To Work For A Refrigeration Company Called WESCold In South Seattle... I Remember I Used To Fill My Pockets With Various Scrap Metal So I Can Make A Pile At Home And Make Some Side Pocket Money Off Of It.
I have this  
#25 | 1094 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Is that $4.25 Canadian or American? Eh 
Canadian. Eh!  =D
#26 | 1093 days ago

This stuff plus the phone I took the pic with.


Beaneaters  
#27 | 1093 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Yeah we have a popcorn machine at work and we always have free popcorn for customers and employees. It's my breakfast most weekdays.



And Joe "it's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Indiana Jones wears one"
I've got one of those from my office to carry my work laptop.

As for the poll I just emptied my pockets in the drawer. This is what got out a wallet, access card, cell phone and a handkerchief.
Weird nobody had a handkerchief.
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#28 | 1093 days ago

Because I'm at home now, doing nothing, I just have my cellphone in one of the back pockets of my shorts
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#29 | 1093 days ago

 I have here in my pants pocket a coin purse and in my jacket pocket a key ring and cellphone and some loose coins.
#30 | 1093 days ago

Cigs n lighter, chap stick, cough drops and kleenex.
I have this  
#31 | 1093 days ago

 I never use pockets, but I usually tuck a chapstick between my bra strap and collar bone or in the top of my pants at my hip. And woody just lied. By the time you made this poll he wasn't wearing pants.
#32 | 1093 days ago

Wallet, cell phone, cigarettes, lighter, keys, iPod.
#33 | 1093 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
 I never use pockets, but I usually tuck a chapstick between my bra strap and collar bone or in the top of my pants at my hip. And woody just lied. By the time you made this poll he wasn't wearing pants.
means you r keeping things in all vulnerable areas so that immediately u can feel the touch.
#34 | 1093 days ago

My wallet, car keys and smokes. I never carry change or one dollar bills they are either thrown in the car or all over the house, When I am away from home add 2 cell phones to that
Pockets aren't allowed in jail  
#35 | 1093 days ago

Lint
I have this  
#36 | 1093 days ago

Money clip, keys, celly, and gum. 

By the way, I usually keep all of my belongings in a fanny pack.  I'm bringing it back like Zubaz pants and jean jackets.  
I have this  
#37 | 1093 days ago

(Edited by HULL_17)
i just woke up therefor i have nothing in my pockets but USUALLY...my drivers licence, cell phone,money, Ipod, gum, chapstick & lip gloss & keys
Beaneaters  
#38 | 1093 days ago

Wallet, cell, money, cigarettes....
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#39 | 1093 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
 I never use pockets, but I usually tuck a chapstick between my bra strap and collar bone or in the top of my pants at my hip. And woody just lied. By the time you made this poll he wasn't wearing pants.
Psssshhhh see if I ever tell you the truth again when you ask me what I'm wearing....
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#40 | 1093 days ago

I have no pockets-I'm wearing a towel!
#41 | 1093 days ago

keys, loose change and lint.
I have this  
#42 | 1093 days ago

NOTHING AT ALL....................
#43 | 1093 days ago

Keys, empty wallet and a dime
I have this  
#44 | 1093 days ago

BikerBaby wrote:
I have no pockets-I'm wearing a towel!
woooooooooooo..........care to share..........lol............
#45 | 1093 days ago
Nick__ (+)

BikerBaby wrote:
I have no pockets-I'm wearing a towel!



TEASE!!!!! 
Beaneaters  
#46 | 1093 days ago

since I dont carry a briefcase on Fridays and couldnt find my man bag this AM- I got everything in my pockets today - keys, money clip, cigarettes, lighter,  cell phone, condoms and coins. On my home this PM or AM im sure a few items will be deleted by then
I have this  
#47 | 1093 days ago

BikerBaby wrote:
I have no pockets-I'm wearing a towel!
Well Cindy, Now you have us all Curious
Pockets aren't allowed in jail  
#48 | 1093 days ago

$3.00
Work keys
lip gloss

I have this  
#49 | 1093 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
NOTHING AT ALL....................
Not even towel
#50 | 1093 days ago

What I'm wearing doesn't have pockets.  
What is this thing you call pockets?  
#51 | 1093 days ago

Stayed in my jammies all day :-/ No pockets
What is this thing you call pockets?  
#52 | 1092 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
What I'm wearing doesn't have pockets.  
Thank God at least u r wearing something
#53 | 1092 days ago

 HEY GUYS
#54 | 1092 days ago

Let's see I have some lint, my wallet,chap-stick and my car keys!
#55 | 1091 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
What I'm wearing doesn't have pockets.  
#56 | 1091 days ago
LonghornKim (+)

I'm not wearing pockets right now.  But I usually have some chapstick, my phone, and whatever money I have.  That's if I'm not carrying my purse.
Pockets aren't allowed in jail  
#57 | 1090 days ago

js76181 wrote:
 
What is this thing you call pockets?  
#58 | 1090 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 
You show no mercy, you evil women
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#59 | 1090 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 
she has not declared everything still she has some thing to declare. unable to conceal
#60 | 1090 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Yeah we have a popcorn machine at work and we always have free popcorn for customers and employees. It's my breakfast most weekdays.



And Joe "it's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Indiana Jones wears one"
...according to Asian guy in trunk...."It's a PURSE!!"
Beaneaters  
#61 | 1090 days ago

A banana....nah, I'm kidding......just happy to see ya....
#62 | 1090 days ago

js76181 wrote:
Beaneaters  
#63 | 1090 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 
What is this thing you call pockets?  
#64 | 1090 days ago

My phone, cash (residue from the Irene storm-  LOL), wallet and NYC Metro card.
I have this  
#65 | 1085 days ago

maddhatter6691 wrote:
Well Cindy, Now you have us all Curious



UH.......GOT A LITTLE HOT WITH MY HAND IN SHARP SQUARES POCKET!!!! YEAH....THAT'S IT!!!!! AWWWWW....WOULDN'T U LIKE TO KNOW THE REAL REASON....LOLOLOLOL
#66 | 1085 days ago

BikerBaby wrote:



UH.......GOT A LITTLE HOT WITH MY HAND IN SHARP SQUARES POCKET!!!! YEAH....THAT'S IT!!!!! AWWWWW....WOULDN'T U LIKE TO KNOW THE REAL REASON....LOLOLOLOL
OH YEAH
Pockets aren't allowed in jail  
#67 | 1084 days ago

BikerBaby wrote:



UH.......GOT A LITTLE HOT WITH MY HAND IN SHARP SQUARES POCKET!!!! YEAH....THAT'S IT!!!!! AWWWWW....WOULDN'T U LIKE TO KNOW THE REAL REASON....LOLOLOLOL
Why did you put your hand in others pocket? There was really something  AWWWWW......&
#68 | 1082 days ago

LOL
Beaneaters  
#69 | 1068 days ago

BikerBaby wrote:



UH.......GOT A LITTLE HOT WITH MY HAND IN SHARP SQUARES POCKET!!!! YEAH....THAT'S IT!!!!! AWWWWW....WOULDN'T U LIKE TO KNOW THE REAL REASON....LOLOLOLOL
Your just bummed out cuz it wasn't your pocket!!!! BTW I'm not wearing any pockets -I'm wearing my skimpy black lacey shorts & a tight see thru T ! No pockets!
#70 | 1061 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Pants pockets: John Deere pocket knife, John Deere wallet (hey I work there so I get some free sh!t, leave me alone about all the Deere stuff I have), truck keys, eww a fingernail--must've fallen in there when I was clipping them earlier today, and my cell phone.

Shirt pockets: 2 sharpies, a pen, a folded up piece of paper for writing stuff down or I'll forget, my I-Pod, oh and a piece of popcorn from breakfast this morning.


Damn when I write it out like this, my pockets almost hold as much stuff as a woman's purse. Thanks for making me feel all feminine Laurel 
But don't behave like feminine.
#71 | 1052 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
i just woke up therefor i have nothing in my pockets but USUALLY...my drivers licence, cell phone,money, Ipod, gum, chapstick & lip gloss & keys
what u do with your drivers license?.it would have been better had u carried your own.
#72 | 1051 days ago

js76181 wrote:
But don't behave like feminine.

Ha.

Beaneaters  
#73 | 1051 days ago

Why is this poll still here?   End date was Sept. 10       Ugh.
I have this  
#74 | 1051 days ago

js76181 wrote:
But don't behave like feminine.
 Why not? Here in America chicks dig everything feminine. If you want to get Jane back you should try it. She falls for it every time
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#75 | 1051 days ago

LOL. They don't disappear. You just can't vote in them anymore I don't think. PLUS this your first drunk one right (that we know of)? It's special.
Beaneaters  
#76 | 1051 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Why not? Here in America chicks dig everything feminine. If you want to get Jane back you should try it. She falls for it every time
 
What is this thing you call pockets?  
#77 | 1051 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 
 I've been holding my hand like that for 10 minutes, how much longer do I have to do that until something happens?
Empty Pockets (I'm middle class)  
#78 | 1051 days ago

Right now, I've got a tissue in my pocket because the RANGERS lost their first game today....by the way...the KINGS are a GREAT team!
Beaneaters  
#79 | 1051 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 I've been holding my hand like that for 10 minutes, how much longer do I have to do that until something happens?
At least 6 more hours ... unless you, umm, need it first.  
What is this thing you call pockets?  
#80 | 1049 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 Why not? Here in America chicks dig everything feminine. If you want to get Jane back you should try it. She falls for it every time
she is always with me so no question of getting back.
#81 | 1049 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 I've been holding my hand like that for 10 minutes, how much longer do I have to do that until something happens?
Till climax is reached.
#82 | 1049 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 
this is some thing feminine exercise
#83 | 1049 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Why is this poll still here?   End date was Sept. 10       Ugh.
when i was in second year of my Bsc. One student asked the Professor of chemistry while he explaining the the mechanism of an organic chemical reaction ,sir this mechanism happens like this?
You know what was the reply of the professor?
I can tell you how you were born, but i can not tell why you were born.

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