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Filter Error 08/26 (Edited 08/26/11 09:46AM by kobe_lova)
Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


This reminds me of Rogers for some reason:

Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker: ...What?
Mark: You heard me!
| Closed on 09/05/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
30 Fans 
10%a. Get off my poll....
23%b. Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...
10%c. Mary, mary, why ya buggin....
30%d. What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...
7%e. No ceilings...
7%f. Absolut Tooch...
13%g. Beans...

 &nbp;
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#5 | 634 days ago

Happy Friday peoples...

First off, I saw the MLK statue... Are they going to finish it?


And I'm sure the face and name synonymous with the civil rights movement would have had no problem with his family outsourcing the work for this monument to a country that doesn't believe in civil rights.. Well played MLK III, no wonder you've never achieved anything in your life

You could not pay me enough money to visit Mexico right now.. I think Libya has a better functioning government

How is the Big East still a BCS conference?  As much sh*t as Boise State, Utah and TCU took the last couple years, how much better is the Big East than the WAC and Mountain West of the last couple years (pre-conference shifting)?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Designer vagina operations are a "worrying" trend in the UK? Ladies, let's make this a world problem.. On a side note, I still have no idea what constitutes a designer vagina.. I'm thinking some bedazzling is involved.. maybe some gold or platinum plating?

Denim
graphic tees, leggings and tunics
more denim, backpacks, headphones, hair gel
denim, converse one star shoes
denim
shaun white hoodies and denim
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
  
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#1 | 634 days ago

(Edited by Sharp Square)


I think u meant 8/26 !

The Ringer  is great !

That is All !
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#2 | 634 days ago

Happy Friday to all....

I'm feeling fresh to death today.  Ever have those days when you wake up feeling just awesome?  I'm sure it being Friday has something to do with it, but today is just a damn good day.  Maybe it has something to do with Minka Kelly being back on the market(so you're saying there's a chance?).  Or perhaps it's because I slept for 9 hours uninterrupted(thank you melatonin).  Either way, the only thing that will make today better is a casino trip.  Yup, I'm cutting out early to go win some cheddar. 

Hope everyone on the East coast stays safe this weekend.  But I still need to post this pic from the earthquake.



7 days.....

What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#3 | 634 days ago

Hi

I had something interesting to post but work has meddled with my brain and made me forget it all (i really need to do something about my memory).

Wait... no that is not what i was going to post.

i'll be back when i can remember.

here something to keep you happy

bye.
Get off my poll....  
#4 | 634 days ago

yay. i was "person in stands" in the ringer. they filmed it at texas state.

so! momma went through with it. we all have the same tattoo. i can't believe she did it! i am so proud of her. she ended up having hers done on her foot and she just sat back with her hands behind her head the whole time, not even flinching. but the before pictures are fantastic.

  

my momma bonded with the skeleton. the picture on the left is her making nervous pre-ink conversation about saran wrap and the picture on the right was her reaction to a tattoo needle turning on in another part of the shop. god i love her.

i got mine along my flip flop tan line, but it is currently wrapped up like leftovers and my toenails still have that i've-been-dragged-across-a-pool-floor-for-5-hours-on-tuesday look, so i'll put a picture on monday.
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#5 | 634 days ago

Happy Friday peoples...

First off, I saw the MLK statue... Are they going to finish it?


And I'm sure the face and name synonymous with the civil rights movement would have had no problem with his family outsourcing the work for this monument to a country that doesn't believe in civil rights.. Well played MLK III, no wonder you've never achieved anything in your life

You could not pay me enough money to visit Mexico right now.. I think Libya has a better functioning government

How is the Big East still a BCS conference?  As much sh*t as Boise State, Utah and TCU took the last couple years, how much better is the Big East than the WAC and Mountain West of the last couple years (pre-conference shifting)?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Designer vagina operations are a "worrying" trend in the UK? Ladies, let's make this a world problem.. On a side note, I still have no idea what constitutes a designer vagina.. I'm thinking some bedazzling is involved.. maybe some gold or platinum plating?

Denim
graphic tees, leggings and tunics
more denim, backpacks, headphones, hair gel
denim, converse one star shoes
denim
shaun white hoodies and denim
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#6 | 634 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Sharp Square wrote:


I think u meant 8/26 !

The Ringer  is great !

That is All !
I think you meant "you"!

and Jay Swole said "fresh to death"

Stoney, I meant to ask a few days ago if anyone else loved that commercial, but I forgot as usual. HA!
No ceilings...  
#7 | 634 days ago

Apocalypse watch: This has a twitter account and is tweeting from orbit, this is probably photoshop'd, but still and a hurricane is gonna flatten NYC. Plus, you just KNOW the apes are sizing us up. All we're missing in today's news cycle is an airborne zombie pandemic and maybe some kind of alien invasion. Anyway enjoy your weekend and come Monday I'll have a transponder broadcasting up on my roof so whoever survives can come down south to rebuild the human race in a Lord-of-the-flies-type society. (Note: It's a bring your own weapons and food deal.)
Beans...  
#8 | 634 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker: ...What?
Mark: You heard me!





I hope i'm not jeffy in this scenario.    
#9 | 634 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I think you meant "you"!

and Jay Swole said "fresh to death"

Stoney, I meant to ask a few days ago if anyone else loved that commercial, but I forgot as usual. HA!


no im positive i meant "u" !  Seemed like quite a hoity toity attempt at correction u should loosin up a lil its Friday
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#10 | 634 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
Praying for all of the Q'ers that are in the path of IRENE!  All of you VA,MD,DC, NC, SC, NY, MA and the rest of you East Coasters, be safe and careful!   I hope IRENE dissipates as she gets closer to landfall!  

28 DAYS
8 HOURS
20 MINUTES

WASTED TALENT started the FALL league where we left off from the SUMMER LEAGUE having won both games of our Double Header last night 14-5 & 11-0.  I went 3 for 4 with 3 RBI's (2 DOUBLES & 1 SINGLE) in GAME 1    &     3 for 3 with 4 RBI's (2 TRIPLES & 1 HR) in game 2.
We didn't have 1/2 of our normal roster either, but, our subs filled in nicely!

I'm off of work until Monday, which is a rarity!  Going to pick up Anthony today for my weekend with him! Weather here is perfect, so, not sure what we will do, but, most likely, it will be outdoorsy.

Sad to hear about MIKE FLANAGAN!   Suicide?!?!?!?   That's a shame!  R.I.P

Absolut Tooch...  
#11 | 634 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


no im positive i meant "u" !  Seemed like quite a hoity toity attempt at correction u should loosin up a lil its Friday
It's not what you said. I had already corrected it. I just don't like being yelled at, especially early in the morning and with no reward. Calm yourself, sir!



and No, Rogers.
No ceilings...  
#12 | 634 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
It's not what you said. I had already corrected it. I just don't like being yelled at, especially early in the morning and with no reward. Calm yourself, sir!



and No, Rogers.


I have been unable to obtain calmness ever since i ran out of Cheesy Jambalaya Hamburger Helper and The Karate Kid did not win Dancing with the stars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Sweep the Leg Daniel)


I need to learn some Coping Skills  
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#13 | 634 days ago

 I saw Fright Night. I was entertained-------and a little giddy when <<spoiler alert>> Chris MF'n Sarandon popped up on the screen. I loved him. Good remake. Mr. Farrel makes a good bad guy.

I'd like to kick Office Depot in the paper maker! JErks! False Advertising! Why even bother having a sale for a week when you won't have the products on sale Tuesday-NOW. Jerkholes! I'm tempted to write a strongly worded letter. Fers!

My new glasses came. They are a tad bit fancy. Love. Them. 

Have a lovely day. See some waves. 
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#14 | 634 days ago

this is mostly a post for JANET...

so tonight i have plans with chris...that's not the problem...the problem is that i am going to his house to have dinner and meet his mom. i already have met his dad which is nice cuz he loves me...lol but i am buggin about this meeting his mom thing...


&

i hope all my fellow Qers have a fun and safe weekend!!

&

Bud Light...I Wish You Where Never Born...



I Wish I Could Call In Sick



GOOOOOOOOO TIGERS BEAT THE TWINKIES!!
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#15 | 634 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
 Question: How do you think this would fly on the bottom of my back to school letter? 

"If you have any questions or need to contact me, call 1-800-Dont-Bother-Me" 

That's what my friend got on a letter from her 7th grader's teach. lol 

Frick'n middle school teachers get all the breaks. 
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#16 | 634 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
I'm not sure how I feel about this?!?!   You really have to read the article to get a TRUE idea of what the article is truly about and not just based on the TITLE.

I'm listening to this AUTHOR (TOURE) right now on the DAN PATRICK show and I can't stop shaking my head!

PS - DAN PATRICK is a legend in HIS OWN MIND!

‘What if Michael Vick were white?’

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/espn-asks-michael-vick-were-white-214718447.html


Absolut Tooch...  
#17 | 634 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
this is mostly a post for JANET...

so tonight i have plans with chris...that's not the problem...the problem is that i am going to his house to have dinner and meet his mom. i already have met his dad which is nice cuz he loves me...lol but i am buggin about this meeting his mom thing...


&

i hope all my fellow Qers have a fun and safe weekend!!

&

Bud Light...I Wish You Where Never Born...



I Wish I Could Call In Sick



GOOOOOOOOO TIGERS BEAT THE TWINKIES!!
you will be fine meeting his mom.just relax.happy friday.
#18 | 634 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


I have been unable to obtain calmness ever since i ran out of Cheesy Jambalaya Hamburger Helper and The Karate Kid did not win Dancing with the stars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Sweep the Leg Daniel)


I need to learn some Coping Skills  
I can't talk to you when you are like this. Ugh.
No ceilings...  
#19 | 634 days ago

So my little brother is a master firefighter/paramedic in Virginia Beach and started his scheduled 5 day break yesterday (yeah, it's a monthly thing, too) but is most likely going to get called in tonight since they are short on captains to run a crew if need be.. I told him to get me storm pictures as Irene rolls in and what he encounters, so we'll see if he comes through so I can share..
And as others have pointed out, all you Q'ers out there be safe
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#20 | 634 days ago

curt200586518 wrote:
you will be fine meeting his mom.just relax.happy friday.
i hope you're right cuz i'm freaking out. cuz we're not "official" so i don't get why i am meeting his mom...ya know.
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#21 | 634 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
R.I.P - MIKE FLANAGAN  (MLB PITCHER)

December 16, 1951 – August 24, 2011

http://news.yahoo.com/former-orioles-pitcher-flanagans-death-ruled-suicide-214938876.html

BALTIMORE (Reuters) - The death of former Baltimore Orioles pitcher and Cy Young Award winner Mike Flanagan was ruled a suicide as a result of a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head, the Maryland medical examiner said on Thursday.

According to Baltimore County police, no note was found but an investigation showed that Flanagan, 59, who was found dead on Wednesday, had been upset about financial issues.

The police said in a statement that Alex Flanagan had last spoken to her husband at about 1 a.m. on Wednesday.

"She told police he sounded upset and promised he would talk to her the next day," the statement read. "When she did not hear from him, she called a neighbor to check on him."




Absolut Tooch...  
#22 | 634 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I'm not sure how I feel about this?!?!   You really have to read the article to get a TRUE idea of what the article is truly about and not just based on the TITLE.

I'm listening to this AUTHOR (TOURE) right now on the DAN PATRICK show and I can't stop shaking my head!

PS - DAN PATRICK is a legend in HIS OWN MIND!

‘What if Michael Vick were white?’

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/espn-asks-michael-vick-were-white-214718447.html


People probably won't respond to this today, but if you look at yesterday's filter, there were interesting responses to it.

No ceilings...  
#23 | 634 days ago

HAPPY FRIDAY PARTY PPL and  GOODNITE IRENE----- hurry up and go!!!!
Absolut Tooch...  
#24 | 634 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

People probably won't respond to this today, but if you look at yesterday's filter, there were interesting responses to it.

 AHHH!   Didn't realize that........thanks, Ash!

I figured since I was watching it live on the DAN PATRICK show that it was news today.

Absolut Tooch...  
#25 | 634 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
jswol54 wrote:
Happy Friday to all....

I'm feeling fresh to death today.  Ever have those days when you wake up feeling just awesome?  I'm sure it being Friday has something to do with it, but today is just a damn good day.  Maybe it has something to do with Minka Kelly being back on the market(so you're saying there's a chance?).  Or perhaps it's because I slept for 9 hours uninterrupted(thank you melatonin).  Either way, the only thing that will make today better is a casino trip.  Yup, I'm cutting out early to go win some cheddar. 

Hope everyone on the East coast stays safe this weekend.  But I still need to post this pic from the earthquake.



7 days.....

I just read this in Southern Living. Thought of several people from here but you first; probably because you've been counting down for 1,234,876 days.
The 10 Commandments of College Football Fandom

 

  1. Thou shalt wear team colors. But think twice before adorning yourself with body paint- you don’t want to be the Internet photo that goes viral.
  2. Thou shalt know- and sing- your team’s fight song from beginning to end. Sure, you can “watermelon watermelon” your way through the alma mater, but not memorizing the fight song is a fan failure.
  3. Thou shalt keep your language clean (unless, of course, the quarterback fumbles on fourth and goal).
  4. Thou shalt support the coach. Even when his calls are questionable.
  5. Though shalt be respectful to visiting teams. Remember: Southern ladies and gentlemen never boo.
  6. Thou shalt set up a tailgate no fewer than three hours before kickoff (six if it’s a night game). Table linens and matching huggers encouraged, but not required.
  7. Thou shalt theme your tailgate food around the visiting rival. Gator bites, anyone?
  8. Thou shalt stay through the fourth quarter- rain or shine. That’s what ponchos are for, y’all.
  9. Thou shalt respect the solemnity of Game Day by planning weddings, births, and other life events around the football schedule.
  10. Thou shalt not covet the other teams’ bowl games, national championships, or Heisman Trophy wins. There’s always next year. 
He signed it "Roll Tide or War Eagle? I'll never tell...."   I have no idea what that means.
No ceilings...  
#26 | 634 days ago

My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
#27 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
 I don't like this. He's 20. lol

Be careful. Carry your whistle. 
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#28 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
Good Luck With That... =|
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#29 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
I'm gonna throw in a No ma'am as well.
No ceilings...  
#30 | 634 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas!

So I made the decision last night at 8:40 to go out to the bar. 5 hours later I made it home...very drunk. I heard my alarm go off this morning at 6:30 and I didn't want to get up. But I did. I was of course still kinda tipsy, I am at work now drinking some coffee to stay awake and water to re-hydrate! I really just want a nap.

I also looked at today's local paper this morning and Cuba Gooding Jr. is in town. He was visiting family(he graduated from Apple Valley H.S.) and some bartender took a picture with him. My thing is....why is this front page news? I mean bury it down on the entertainment section or the High Desert section. Whatever!

Anyways, I hope that everyone feels better than I do today...enjoy your Friday!!
Get off my poll....  
#31 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
It does sound a bit creepy, especially the part where you said he likes Nascar  oh here is the pedo smiley, I think it fits in this situation

HAt!MAo
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#32 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
That would be a big hell no, maybe in ten years or so. No way I would let my 16 year old go out with a 20 year old, dont care whose cousin it is.  Does your mom know about this?
#33 | 634 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
You're 16 and he's 20?!?!?!

Ummmmm......ooooooo-k!  I would concentrate more on boys closer to your age for now.

Based on what you described of him, yeah, you need to take a pass on this set up until you are older!

Be careful!!
Absolut Tooch...  
#34 | 634 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola amigos y amigas!

So I made the decision last night at 8:40 to go out to the bar. 5 hours later I made it home...very drunk. I heard my alarm go off this morning at 6:30 and I didn't want to get up. But I did. I was of course still kinda tipsy, I am at work now drinking some coffee to stay awake and water to re-hydrate! I really just want a nap.

I also looked at today's local paper this morning and Cuba Gooding Jr. is in town. He was visiting family(he graduated from Apple Valley H.S.) and some bartender took a picture with him. My thing is....why is this front page news? I mean bury it down on the entertainment section or the High Desert section. Whatever!

Anyways, I hope that everyone feels better than I do today...enjoy your Friday!!
ouch that hurts
#35 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
Am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this? I'm sure he's a fine young canadian chap with the best of intentions
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#36 | 634 days ago

Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

Slow day for news, unless you wanna hear the same old sh*t about wars and F'ers dyin and stoopid sh*t like that.  I did find one story that struck a nerve.  In Kentucky, a doctor won a lawsuit filed against him by a 65 year old truck driver that went under the knife for a circumcision, and wound up getting half his junk cut off.  Apparently, the doc found a cancerous lump in the guys pee pee, and performed a partial amputation.  The truck driver sued, because the doc didn't get permission first, before making him half a man.  I got a question here...What in the f*ck is a 65 year old man getting circumcised for?  Did his dumb a$$ just convert to judaism?  I wish I would have been this dudes lawyer though.  I would have paraded a whole g*d d*mn city full of hookers in there to testify that Mr. Truckdrivers "lumpy dumplin" crossed their eyes better than any of the thousands of johns before him.  That wasn't cancer d*mmit, it was a sex toy!

Here's a little "galactical coincidence" for ya.  Over the last two days I have read stories concerning the discovery of new Planets, not in our galaxy of course, but still.  The first one is about this one F'n used to be star that went through some explosion type process that had a sh*tload of pressure and yada yada yada,...now the whole g*d d*mn planet is one big F'n diamond.  Today, there was nother one about scientist geeky types discovering a planet that has the coldest core of any known planet.  This is proof that nature is a bitch.  Its always the ones with the biggest diamonds that have the coldest hearts.



Stay Healthy my friends!
#37 | 634 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kteacher wrote:
 Question: How do you think this would fly on the bottom of my back to school letter? 

"If you have any questions or need to contact me, call 1-800-Dont-Bother-Me" 

That's what my friend got on a letter from her 7th grader's teach. lol 

Frick'n middle school teachers get all the breaks. 
 Missouri passed a law that teachers can no longer contact a student via text or e mail or phone call. They must contact the parent only, now this may seem reasonable, but what some do not realize is that when they are off on competitions of any kind, or on a field trip, and if  anything changes with the times of events they are participating in, well now people can see where all hell could break lose.

  at the band competitions they go from 9 a.m. til 11 or midnight, they are always on well usually college campuses so the kids do get free time, I think this law is stupid. 
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#38 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Friday peoples...

First off, I saw the MLK statue... Are they going to finish it?


And I'm sure the face and name synonymous with the civil rights movement would have had no problem with his family outsourcing the work for this monument to a country that doesn't believe in civil rights.. Well played MLK III, no wonder you've never achieved anything in your life

You could not pay me enough money to visit Mexico right now.. I think Libya has a better functioning government

How is the Big East still a BCS conference?  As much sh*t as Boise State, Utah and TCU took the last couple years, how much better is the Big East than the WAC and Mountain West of the last couple years (pre-conference shifting)?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Designer vagina operations are a "worrying" trend in the UK? Ladies, let's make this a world problem.. On a side note, I still have no idea what constitutes a designer vagina.. I'm thinking some bedazzling is involved.. maybe some gold or platinum plating?

Denim
graphic tees, leggings and tunics
more denim, backpacks, headphones, hair gel
denim, converse one star shoes
denim
shaun white hoodies and denim
Whatup?
     Stoney, that's my jam!! I'll rant a little later...hint* it's about money (isn't it always though?)
#39 | 634 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
 humm,   
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#40 | 634 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I just read this in Southern Living. Thought of several people from here but you first; probably because you've been counting down for 1,234,876 days.
The 10 Commandments of College Football Fandom

 

  1. Thou shalt wear team colors. But think twice before adorning yourself with body paint- you don’t want to be the Internet photo that goes viral.
  2. Thou shalt know- and sing- your team’s fight song from beginning to end. Sure, you can “watermelon watermelon” your way through the alma mater, but not memorizing the fight song is a fan failure.
  3. Thou shalt keep your language clean (unless, of course, the quarterback fumbles on fourth and goal).
  4. Thou shalt support the coach. Even when his calls are questionable.
  5. Though shalt be respectful to visiting teams. Remember: Southern ladies and gentlemen never boo.
  6. Thou shalt set up a tailgate no fewer than three hours before kickoff (six if it’s a night game). Table linens and matching huggers encouraged, but not required.
  7. Thou shalt theme your tailgate food around the visiting rival. Gator bites, anyone?
  8. Thou shalt stay through the fourth quarter- rain or shine. That’s what ponchos are for, y’all.
  9. Thou shalt respect the solemnity of Game Day by planning weddings, births, and other life events around the football schedule.
  10. Thou shalt not covet the other teams’ bowl games, national championships, or Heisman Trophy wins. There’s always next year. 
He signed it "Roll Tide or War Eagle? I'll never tell...."   I have no idea what that means.
1 - Damn skippy.  I've been wearing my Irish gear all week and will do so next week as well.
2 - It's my ring tone and I sing it when I'm around friends.  I also know the alma mater and we sing it in ND stadium after every game with the students.
3 - Not a chance unless children and/or ladies are present.  Even then it's tough.
4 - Agree 100%.
5 - People rave about the ND experience, but I must admit I've gotten into it with opposing fans before.  Mainly Purdue and State guys.  It's because the way they treat us at their house.
6 - Yup. 
7 - Wait, what?  That is Southern hospitality at it's finest.  We just grill/eat the regular tailgate foods and tend to concentrate on drinking.
8 - And anyone that leaves early deserves and of the verbal abuse that comes their way...unless they're elderly.  I have love for the blue hairs.
9 - Got an invitation for a bday party for some good friend's son.  It's at 3 o'clock on 9/3.  Guess where I won't be?  Unfortunately, I can't miss a wedding on 9/17 because I'm in it.  Just like the State game back in 2007, we'll have signals so I know the score.  For instance, when my buddy grabs his tie, it means the game is tied.  It's a pretty elaborate system, eh?
10 - I try not to throw Notre dame's 11 national titles, 7 Heisman's, record All-American, etc in peoples face, but it happens.

Roll Tide = Bama
War Eagle = Auburn

Their rivalry game = The Iron Bowl aka the second best rivalry in CFB behind ND/USC.

GO IRISH!!!
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#41 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
My friend is trying to set me up with her 20 year old cousin -.- She's told me alllll about him, he likes NASCAR, he owns a truck and he's a mechanic, or in college to be one or something. I'll keep you guys posted...  :P
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#42 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Friday peoples...

First off, I saw the MLK statue... Are they going to finish it?


And I'm sure the face and name synonymous with the civil rights movement would have had no problem with his family outsourcing the work for this monument to a country that doesn't believe in civil rights.. Well played MLK III, no wonder you've never achieved anything in your life

You could not pay me enough money to visit Mexico right now.. I think Libya has a better functioning government

How is the Big East still a BCS conference?  As much sh*t as Boise State, Utah and TCU took the last couple years, how much better is the Big East than the WAC and Mountain West of the last couple years (pre-conference shifting)?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Designer vagina operations are a "worrying" trend in the UK? Ladies, let's make this a world problem.. On a side note, I still have no idea what constitutes a designer vagina.. I'm thinking some bedazzling is involved.. maybe some gold or platinum plating?

Denim
graphic tees, leggings and tunics
more denim, backpacks, headphones, hair gel
denim, converse one star shoes
denim
shaun white hoodies and denim
Kenne could do designer vaginas if you don't mind sticking your d*ck in an Ed Hardy tattoo.
#43 | 634 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I'm not sure how I feel about this?!?!   You really have to read the article to get a TRUE idea of what the article is truly about and not just based on the TITLE.

I'm listening to this AUTHOR (TOURE) right now on the DAN PATRICK show and I can't stop shaking my head!

PS - DAN PATRICK is a legend in HIS OWN MIND!

‘What if Michael Vick were white?’

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/espn-asks-michael-vick-were-white-214718447.html


 The article actually did have little to do on race and more so just on Vick and his personal story.  Race gets sprinkled in there at times, but its not a story on race.
#44 | 634 days ago

Tonight is our fantasy football draft in the league i've been a part of for the last 5 years. Hopefully this year i can get over the hump and win it all. Heyyyy, almost sound like I'm a Cubs fan, i guess it could be worse....

OK  I was just wondering WTF is with guys these days?  Menscara, skinny jeans, pedicures, manicures and organic bracelets..Now i'm all about looking good and taking care of yourself, blah, blah, blah...But the sissification of boys/men contiues everyday, is this what women are looking for these days, some one to share makeup tips  and clothes with. Also guys dont have a feminine side because we dont have a vag*na, just because we are compassionate in certain situations doesnt mean we want to share feelings and beauty tips.By the way just because a linebacker or some other athlete gets "pampered" doesn't make it anymore manly or "cool". 

There was something else i was gonna b*tch about but dont remember.....maybe later
#45 | 634 days ago

(Edited by SusanVette)
kteacher wrote:
 I saw Fright Night. I was entertained-------and a little giddy when <<spoiler alert>> Chris MF'n Sarandon popped up on the screen. I loved him. Good remake. Mr. Farrel makes a good bad guy.

I'd like to kick Office Depot in the paper maker! JErks! False Advertising! Why even bother having a sale for a week when you won't have the products on sale Tuesday-NOW. Jerkholes! I'm tempted to write a strongly worded letter. Fers!

My new glasses came. They are a tad bit fancy. Love. Them. 

Have a lovely day. See some waves. 

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No ceilings...  
#46 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this? I'm sure he's a fine young canadian chap with the best of intentions
Shush.
No ceilings...  
#47 | 634 days ago

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/insane-moron-draws-conclusion-from-nfl-preseason-g,21211/
No ceilings...  
#48 | 634 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Shush.
"This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. "

There are rules, and there are rules.  Quit being a non-conformist.
#49 | 634 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
"This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. "

There are rules, and there are rules.  Quit being a non-conformist.
Fine, but he should!!! You, STFU!
No ceilings...  
#50 | 634 days ago

So my supervisor's crazy brother just told her to prepare for Sept....because of the dates 9/9/11 and 9/11/11. He feels like this could be when things in the world change.  He wants her to have supplies and a place to go when it happens. I was laughing when she said it but he was serious. WOW...just WOW!
Get off my poll....  
#51 | 634 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
So my supervisor's crazy brother just told her to prepare for Sept....because of the dates 9/9/11 and 9/11/11. He feels like this could be when things in the world change.  He wants her to have supplies and a place to go when it happens. I was laughing when she said it but he was serious. WOW...just WOW!
 Ok, I have always wanted to ask this question, what supplies do you buy for the end of the world?  Seriously maybe you can ask the crazy man, just how many bottles of water and spam does one need to survive the end of the world? 
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#52 | 634 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok, I have always wanted to ask this question, what supplies do you buy for the end of the world?  Seriously maybe you can ask the crazy man, just how many bottles of water and spam does one need to survive the end of the world? 
Crazy man thinks he will be safe in Mexico.  He paid for his Dad to go down there and build themselves a house on their land.  I don't think crazy man is the sharpest tool in the shed!
Get off my poll....  
#53 | 634 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok, I have always wanted to ask this question, what supplies do you buy for the end of the world?  Seriously maybe you can ask the crazy man, just how many bottles of water and spam does one need to survive the end of the world? 
It's the end of the world. The only supplies you really need are food, water, and gas for your spaceship.
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#54 | 634 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
So my supervisor's crazy brother just told her to prepare for Sept....because of the dates 9/9/11 and 9/11/11. He feels like this could be when things in the world change.  He wants her to have supplies and a place to go when it happens. I was laughing when she said it but he was serious. WOW...just WOW!
thats the lamest pick trick ever....oh nevermind, your not in Oklahoma....Oooook so is there suppose to be a muslim uprising and mohammad  is coming back to strike down all us infidels
#55 | 634 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
It's the end of the world. The only supplies you really need are food, water, and gas for your spaceship.
im with ya.check the solid rocket boosters,and blast off.
#56 | 634 days ago

mojo wrote:
thats the lamest pick trick ever....oh nevermind, your not in Oklahoma....Oooook so is there suppose to be a muslim uprising and mohammad  is coming back to strike down all us infidels
I'm thinking he is talking about some sort of attack or something he has been telling her that the end is coming soon, and she would be safer in Mexico. He had her take her money out of her 401k and buy silver. She bought a big water storage container(which is a good thing in case of an earthquake, where we live if a huge earthquake hits we wouldn't be pretty much be cut off from the L.A. area).
Get off my poll....  
#57 | 634 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
It's the end of the world. The only supplies you really need are food, water, and gas for your spaceship.
 Do they take regular or premium?  
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#58 | 634 days ago

I Feel Like A Dog With Peanut Butter Stuck On The Roof Of My Mouth...Damn I Hate That Feeling...
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#59 | 634 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Crazy man thinks he will be safe in Mexico.  He paid for his Dad to go down there and build themselves a house on their land.  I don't think crazy man is the sharpest tool in the shed!
Ahhh Kat that's where you're wrong. Crazy man is going to Mexico where the Tequila flows like wine. And the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#60 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Friday peoples...

First off, I saw the MLK statue... Are they going to finish it?


And I'm sure the face and name synonymous with the civil rights movement would have had no problem with his family outsourcing the work for this monument to a country that doesn't believe in civil rights.. Well played MLK III, no wonder you've never achieved anything in your life

You could not pay me enough money to visit Mexico right now.. I think Libya has a better functioning government

How is the Big East still a BCS conference?  As much sh*t as Boise State, Utah and TCU took the last couple years, how much better is the Big East than the WAC and Mountain West of the last couple years (pre-conference shifting)?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Designer vagina operations are a "worrying" trend in the UK? Ladies, let's make this a world problem.. On a side note, I still have no idea what constitutes a designer vagina.. I'm thinking some bedazzling is involved.. maybe some gold or platinum plating?

Denim
graphic tees, leggings and tunics
more denim, backpacks, headphones, hair gel
denim, converse one star shoes
denim
shaun white hoodies and denim
You REALLY want every vagina bronze-plated with little rhinestones all over scraping your junk?    You're into some weird sh*t.  Good luck finding a girlfr...  wait.

Good day, bitches.

So mom was in the hospital again yesterday.  But I don't wanna talk about it.  Maybe later.

If you all thought the earthquake reaction on the east coast was bad, you should see the Irene shenanigans.  A few more hurricanes and the economy will fix itself around here.  Everyone is stocking up, fueling up, being (overly) prepared.  It's insane.  People are buying generators.    Really?  You can't go a few hours without your PS3?  Ugh.  No wonder... never mind.  I don't feel like ranting right now.

So there's talk about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith divorcing.  Umm, am I the only one who thought Jada was a big ol' rug doctor the entire time?  I'm just sayin'.

And did anyone else see that Gadhafi had a scrapbook FULL of pictures of Condoleeza Rice?    Awkwaaaard.  Not to mention just plain weird.  If I had a d*ck, it would shrivel at just the thought of her in ANY sexual way.


Get off my poll....  
#61 | 634 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You REALLY want every vagina bronze-plated with little rhinestones all over scraping your junk?    You're into some weird sh*t.  Good luck finding a girlfr...  wait.

Good day, bitches.

So mom was in the hospital again yesterday.  But I don't wanna talk about it.  Maybe later.

If you all thought the earthquake reaction on the east coast was bad, you should see the Irene shenanigans.  A few more hurricanes and the economy will fix itself around here.  Everyone is stocking up, fueling up, being (overly) prepared.  It's insane.  People are buying generators.    Really?  You can't go a few hours without your PS3?  Ugh.  No wonder... never mind.  I don't feel like ranting right now.

So there's talk about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith divorcing.  Umm, am I the only one who thought Jada was a big ol' rug doctor the entire time?  I'm just sayin'.

And did anyone else see that Gadhafi had a scrapbook FULL of pictures of Condoleeza Rice?    Awkwaaaard.  Not to mention just plain weird.  If I had a d*ck, it would shrivel at just the thought of her in ANY sexual way.


all i can say to these comments J i s- WOW
Absolut Tooch...  
#62 | 634 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
alainpeartree wrote:
all i can say to these comments J i s- WOW
Right?
I can't believe Stoney wants a girl with a jewel-adorned vag' either.
Get off my poll....  
#63 | 634 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
It's the end of the world. The only supplies you really need are food, water, and gas for your spaceship.
No...all you need is a towel and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
   (Just watch out for the Vogons.)
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#64 | 634 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Right?
I can't believe Stoney wants a girl with a jewel-adorned vag' either.
oh please, if anyone knows what I really want, it should be you
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#65 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
oh please, if anyone knows what I really want, it should be you
True.  Jewels are too flashy.  Precious metals are more your style. 
Get off my poll....  
#66 | 634 days ago

Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

Well, next week ought to be interesting.  Next Friday, the band attends (maybe) the first football game of the school year.   However, the band director also has a prior engagement with the San Diego Symphony for Labor Day weekend.   For those who don't know, she and her husband own the fireworks company that provides for the Summer Pops.  That is the weekend (last weekend shows of the season) that they provide when the symphony performs the 1812 Overture.

So for the game, we'll not have the director.  (We should have the coaches, and I'll be there)   And with the recent situation with the field, that could cause some...difficulties.  We shall see.
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell...  
#67 | 634 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
True.  Jewels are too flashy.  Precious metals are more your style. 
exactly.. sometimes you can really make more of a statement by being understated
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#68 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
exactly.. sometimes you can really make more of a statement by being understated
And they go with everything, as long as you keep the same metals together.  
I mean, how embarrassing would it be to go out with gold earrings and a silver vagina?  Oh my.
Get off my poll....  
#69 | 634 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
And they go with everything, as long as you keep the same metals together.  
I mean, how embarrassing would it be to go out with gold earrings and a silver vagina?  Oh my.
white gold may be ok, but yeah, that would just be tacky
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#70 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
white gold may be ok, but yeah, that would just be tacky
Make it platinum.  Don't start getting chintzy on me NOW.  
Get off my poll....  
#71 | 634 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Make it platinum.  Don't start getting chintzy on me NOW.  
LOL
Absolut Tooch...  
#72 | 634 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Make it platinum.  Don't start getting chintzy on me NOW.  
I was talking about color coordination jerk.. I'm aware of how you roll
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#73 | 634 days ago

wishing all a happy, safe, dry ( east coast) weekend- There's a bottle of Hennessy and a box of Macanudo's with my name on it- LATA!!!!!!
Absolut Tooch...  
#74 | 634 days ago

(Edited by SlowRider)
Finished detailing 3 cars in a record time of 7 hours by myself. Got to hire my nephew soon.

The Oklahoma Sooners are ranked #1 in the pre season poll for the 10'th time. No school in the history of college football has ever been ranked #1 10 times in the pre season poll. Most winningest school since WW2.  Most high scoring team in history.  Boomer Sooner.
#75 | 634 days ago

sooooo  my granddaughter Molly is eating real food. well sorta.  rice cereal. (next week she can start eating gruel made of veggies and fruit.
anyway SHE loves the rice and always eats her full ration.  the other day when my son and her were over we all noticed a very loud odor around her.  my son does the diaper check,  you know where you just pull the diaper away from her waist at the back.  at first glance it appeared to be gas.  with a self satisfied look on her face and my son doing a second peek, the little darling erupted. with the waist band pulled away slightly it was a veritable Mt. Vesuvius up and out of the diaper.    i'm glad it was my son and not me because he was treated to the ultimate "Poo Cocktail Supreme"  my convulsions of laughter were soon drowned out by the sound of my son choking and gagging.    welcome to parenthood my boy.
Beans...  
#76 | 634 days ago

(Edited by SlowRider)
I'm not the hero who will always save the day.
Don't always wear the white hat, don't always know the way.
I may not even be the dream you wanted to come true,
But I'll always be the man in love with you.
I'm not the key that opens every door.
I don't have the power to give you all you want and more,
But when you're needin' somethin' special you can hold on to,
I'll always be the man in love with you.

I never could work miracles.
There may be others who can do what I can't do,
But no one else can be as good as me at lovin' you.
So when the world won't turn the way you wish it would,
And the dreams you have don't come alive as often as they should,
Remember that there's someone there whose heart is always true.
I'll always be the man in love with you.

Remember that there's someone there whose heart is always true,
Someone there to help you make it through.
I'll always be the man in love with you.


For a special person.
#77 | 634 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You REALLY want every vagina bronze-plated with little rhinestones all over scraping your junk?    You're into some weird sh*t.  Good luck finding a girlfr...  wait.

Good day, bitches.

So mom was in the hospital again yesterday.  But I don't wanna talk about it.  Maybe later.

If you all thought the earthquake reaction on the east coast was bad, you should see the Irene shenanigans.  A few more hurricanes and the economy will fix itself around here.  Everyone is stocking up, fueling up, being (overly) prepared.  It's insane.  People are buying generators.    Really?  You can't go a few hours without your PS3?  Ugh.  No wonder... never mind.  I don't feel like ranting right now.

So there's talk about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith divorcing.  Umm, am I the only one who thought Jada was a big ol' rug doctor the entire time?  I'm just sayin'.

And did anyone else see that Gadhafi had a scrapbook FULL of pictures of Condoleeza Rice?    Awkwaaaard.  Not to mention just plain weird.  If I had a d*ck, it would shrivel at just the thought of her in ANY sexual way.


Did you see where he said...and I quote...hold please because I don't actually remember that sh*t..............................back. sorry, it took so long. I couldn't spell either one of those f**king stupid names. Anyway, he said, ""I support my darling black African woman". I holla'd in the waiting room. The non-blacks (delusional) looked like they didn't know whether it was appropriate to laugh. Pretty sure I assured them it was, but all I got was nervous quick, eighth smiles....which made it better.
No ceilings...  
#78 | 634 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I was talking about color coordination jerk.. I'm aware of how you roll
Just making sure we're clear.  
Get off my poll....  
#79 | 634 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Did you see where he said...and I quote...hold please because I don't actually remember that sh*t..............................back. sorry, it took so long. I couldn't spell either one of those f**king stupid names. Anyway, he said, ""I support my darling black African woman". I holla'd in the waiting room. The non-blacks (delusional) looked like they didn't know whether it was appropriate to laugh. Pretty sure I assured them it was, but all I got was nervous quick, eighth smiles....which made it better.
 And about how she was ordering around the middle-eastern leaders, and that got him all hot and bothered?  I love it.
Get off my poll....  
#80 | 634 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
No...all you need is a towel and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
   (Just watch out for the Vogons.)
Ever since I read that book I always pack a towel whenever I travel.
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#81 | 634 days ago
LonghornKim (+)

Since I've read everyone's posts (should I be admitting to that?), I thought of a song.  And then I saw where people are posting lyrics in this thread.  So guess what this little genius is going to do?

Here they are:

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine...
#82 | 634 days ago

Irene is coming and I'm mostly prepared. I used some old bottles to put water in, so I have water stored and didn't have to pay for it (I refuse to pay for water). Even more importantly, I have plenty of booze.

So, this week the IndyCar Series is in Somona, and driver Simona De Silvestro is unable to make it to the race due to visa issues (no racist, but I thought that only happened to Latin Americans). She is being replaced by Simon Pageneud. So Simon is replacing Simona at Sonoma. Say that ten times fast.
#83 | 634 days ago

Sup Qholes?

With Irene ready reap havoc on the coast I hope all are prepared (as you can be) and safe. I have a feeling I will soon be there for work. I have not been sent out in almost a year now, it's about time. I refuse to go to Boston, f**k Boston. In the mean time, I will be drinking, A LOT.
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?...  
#84 | 634 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
Hello E'vrybody.

Well it seems that Fall semester registration for students is one of the busiest times of the year. Perfect time for me to get lost and hide in my corner of the office pretending to doing data entry off course. I feel sorry for some students who come to college expecting things to be handed to them like it was HS all over again. Wrong Bitches! In College, they are glad if you don't show up, less work for them underpaid faculty members. No child left behind in this mug. It somehow doesn't surprise me that some students think it's cool to get up and walk out of class without having to ask permission if you don't disrupt the classroom, which I've seen happen a lot of time before. These kids just don't understand that every thing is done is the grade book by the professor/faculty, and then later in the semester they file a grievance and think that they have done nothing wrong... Puhhhhlease! Anyways, Hope everyone has an eventful Friday since I won't, and remember, when you can't get any, just release the Kracken!

P.S. My Friiiind Here Says Hello

(...)
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#85 | 634 days ago

O my god, I love you people <3 I said she was trying, I never said I was rolling with it. I know he's too old for me, so I told Cassie she could have him (She's 21).  Maybe I'll adopt him as an older brother :) 
#86 | 634 days ago

mojo wrote:
Tonight is our fantasy football draft in the league i've been a part of for the last 5 years. Hopefully this year i can get over the hump and win it all. Heyyyy, almost sound like I'm a Cubs fan, i guess it could be worse....

OK  I was just wondering WTF is with guys these days?  Menscara, skinny jeans, pedicures, manicures and organic bracelets..Now i'm all about looking good and taking care of yourself, blah, blah, blah...But the sissification of boys/men contiues everyday, is this what women are looking for these days, some one to share makeup tips  and clothes with. Also guys dont have a feminine side because we dont have a vag*na, just because we are compassionate in certain situations doesnt mean we want to share feelings and beauty tips.By the way just because a linebacker or some other athlete gets "pampered" doesn't make it anymore manly or "cool". 

There was something else i was gonna b*tch about but dont remember.....maybe later
 GOOD LUCK on the draft!

Yeah, it's gotten a little out of hand with the whole metro-sexual thing!   I do some grouping, but, I have never had a mani or pedi - cure done.

Grooming is as far as I go.
Absolut Tooch...  
#87 | 634 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
O my god, I love you people <3 I said she was trying, I never said I was rolling with it. I know he's too old for me, so I told Cassie she could have him (She's 21).  Maybe I'll adopt him as an older brother :) 
 PHEW! 

You are a very smart young lady!
Absolut Tooch...  
#88 | 634 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I'm not sure how I feel about this?!?!   You really have to read the article to get a TRUE idea of what the article is truly about and not just based on the TITLE.

I'm listening to this AUTHOR (TOURE) right now on the DAN PATRICK show and I can't stop shaking my head!

PS - DAN PATRICK is a legend in HIS OWN MIND!

‘What if Michael Vick were white?’

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/espn-asks-michael-vick-were-white-214718447.html


1. he looks kind of asian

2. That link almost broke twitter when it came out.

(The article is a good read tho.)
Beans...  
#89 | 634 days ago

Back in the day Potts farm was the place to go, Load the truck up, hit the dirt road, jump the barbed wire, spread the word, light the bonfire, call them girls.
King in the Can and the Marlboro Man, Jack N Jim were few good men, where ya learned how to kiss and cuss and fight too. Better whatch out for them boys in blue!
And all this small town he said she said, aint it funny how rumors spread like I know something ya'll dont know, man that shi*t is getting old. Ya better mind your business man watch your a$$ before I have to kick that loud a$$ out. Im tired of talkin man, ya'll aint listening, them old dirt roads what ya'll missin...
Chillin on a dirt road, laid back swirving like Im George Jones, smoke rollin out the window, an ice cold beer sittin in the console, memory lane up in the headlights got me reminiscing on the good times. Im turning off of real life drivin thats right. Im hittin easy street on mud tires... Lets drive!
#90 | 634 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 The article actually did have little to do on race and more so just on Vick and his personal story.  Race gets sprinkled in there at times, but its not a story on race.
Yeah.......I know.  
Absolut Tooch...  
#91 | 633 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Shirley Manson is on Craig Ferguson.  I think I'm about to....yeah.
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#92 | 633 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
Shirley Manson is on Craig Ferguson.  I think I'm about to....yeah.
 Had to Google her.  She's uh.. probably hot.
#93 | 633 days ago

 I would too.  But I've never done a red head so there's that.
#94 | 633 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

post 96, bitches.

I'm never here for 69, unfortunately.
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#95 | 633 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
O my god, I love you people <3 I said she was trying, I never said I was rolling with it. I know he's too old for me, so I told Cassie she could have him (She's 21).  Maybe I'll adopt him as an older brother :) 
Very good, We're just trying to keep you on the straight and narrow path.

have a good weekend kiddo.
#96 | 633 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Sup Qholes?

With Irene ready reap havoc on the coast I hope all are prepared (as you can be) and safe. I have a feeling I will soon be there for work. I have not been sent out in almost a year now, it's about time. I refuse to go to Boston, f**k Boston. In the mean time, I will be drinking, A LOT.

Ohhh, this makes my Sid story better. YAY!


Tianna, very good.
Everyone who knows me, Stranger Danger radar is on full blast. Prepare thyselves.
Thomas, Release the Kraken, made me laugh.
Black Mike, she is hot to me sometimes mainly because of her attitude though. I liked her on the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

No ceilings...  
#97 | 633 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I posted Shirley, but I wasn't paying attention to her nipply parts.  I guess I was just that tipsy last night.  She's the lead singer for Garbage.  Stupid Girl, I'm Only Happy When it Rains, Queer....some of my favorite songs.
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#98 | 633 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Go Matt Kenseth, go!
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#99 | 632 days ago

The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining, just as brightly as his brass.

"Step forward now, you soldier, how shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?"

The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain’t,
because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent, because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny, that wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime, when the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place, among the people here.
They never wanted me around, except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much, but if you don't, I'll understand."

There was a silence all around the throne, where the saints had often trod.
As the soldier waited quietly for the judgement of his God.

"Step forward now, you soldier, you’ve borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets; you’ve done your time in Hell."

~Author Unknown~
#100 | 632 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

If you don't like the SwedishChef, you might be a Nazi.
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#101 | 632 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

And since it's almost over....

Cheers to the freakin weekend
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Oh let the jameson sink in
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don't let the bastards get ya down
Turn it around with another round
There's a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up and I drink to that
I drink to thaaaaaaaat.

Life's too short to be sittin' round miserable
People gon' talk whether you doing bad or good, yeah
Got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money, yeah
Looking so bomb, gonna find me a honeyyy
Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah
Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight, yeah-ah-ah-ah

Cheers to the freakin weekend
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Oh, let the jameson sink in
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don't let the bastards get ya down
Turn it around with another round
There's a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up and I drink to thaaaaat
I drink to thaaaaaaaat.

Bout to hop on the bar, put it all on my card tonight, yeah

Might be mad in the morning but you know we goin hard tonight
It's getting coyote ugly up in here, no tyra
It's only up from here, no downward spiral
Got my raybans Ray-Bans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah
Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight, yeaaaahhh

Cheers to the freakin weekend
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Oh let the jameson sink in
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don't let the bastards get ya down
Turn it around with another round
There's a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up and I drink to that
I drink to thaaaaaaaaat.

Cheers to the freakin weekend
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Oh let the jameson sink in
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don't let the bastards get ya down
Turn it around with another round
There's a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up and I drink to that
I drink to thaaaaaaaat.
And I drink to thaaaat.
I drink to thaaaaaaat.
And I drink to that.
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  
#102 | 632 days ago

ive been srinking margaritas with xtra tequila for a few hours. christi thanks for this shirley manson kick you may have put me on. i dont even dig red heads like that, but right now. uh huh. christ i backspaced a lot.

that is all.
No ceilings...  
#103 | 632 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
kobe_lova wrote:
ive been srinking margaritas with xtra tequila for a few hours. christi thanks for this shirley manson kick you may have put me on. i dont even dig red heads like that, but right now. uh huh. christ i backspaced a lot.

that is all.
I almost made a true confession last night after I basically had an iv line of bourbon.

On another note, the University of Louisville men's soccer team kicks ass.  They are #1 in the nation, and had their season opener against #2 UCLA, who they decisively told to SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

College football in The Ville on Thursday night!  Look for me in the CRUNCH ZONE. 
Mary, mary, why ya buggin....  

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