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#42 | 1094 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I hate you, if that brightens your day even more.



Go make me a sammich.
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#1 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
First!

What's this song about?

Puff The Magic Dragon--Peter, Paul and Mary

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants' rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
#2 | 1094 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
First!

What's this song about?

Puff The Magic Dragon--Peter, Paul and Mary

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants' rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
 ... duh...
blahhhh  
#3 | 1094 days ago

good Morning All and hurray to all the Irene survivors
#4 | 1094 days ago

Their "Engrish" is pretty good, but someone should have fact checked this bad boy or at least added [citation needed] here and there. Either way, I'd still rent this.

 

blah  
#5 | 1094 days ago
Nick__ (+)

www.happyface.com  

has some funny replies!  here's one!

 
blahhhh  
#6 | 1094 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
First!

What's this song about?

Puff The Magic Dragon--Peter, Paul and Mary

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants' rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
Hey look at that I hit for the "Q Cycle" 1-Bold, Funny, Smart and PQ
#7 | 1094 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Their "Engrish" is pretty good, but someone should have fact checked this bad boy or at least added [citation needed] here and there. Either way, I'd still rent this.

 

I think Doctor Jackstraw is gonna be my new porno name
blahhh  
#8 | 1094 days ago

 This makes me fist pump. 
blahhhh  
#9 | 1094 days ago

Sup peeps,

I'm stoked today.  Why?  Because my 2 week "timeout" from Rivals has been lifted.  It was seriously like going without food/water for me because college football is literally right around the corner and this is when sh*t gets good.  Stayed up until 2am last night arguing with Michigan fans.  Really dumb on my part because I had to be up at 6, but whatever.  I can't freaking wait until Saturday.  

In other new....yeah, I got nothing.  Tunnel vision until Saturday.

It's almost go time ladies and gents....

#10 | 1094 days ago

Morning
Ok its like this, im sitting in class waiting for it to begin, and im checking my notes, watching people come in and not recognizing them, but hey, its only the 2nd week, teacher looks at everyone, we make eye contact, and she smiles and im thinking i must of done pretty good on the test friday, ummmm, nooooope, its TUESDAY! Im in the wrong class, freshman mistake, i sit through, cause i dont want to be rude, laughing at myself the whole time......:x

Check your calendars, laugh at yourself!

PEACE
blahhhh  
#11 | 1094 days ago

 It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.

Please find my Huskers poll in the NCAAFB section.  I'm too humble to tell you jerkwads take the poll or else.

1st Volleyball game of the season. Of course I'll be at work.  I get the Friday game tho.

Inspire me Bitches..


blahhh  
#12 | 1094 days ago

Good day, bitches.

I think I've finally managed to cover all the bases in the "WTF" category of the game "Why Does This Only Happen to Me?".

This occurred today when our maintenance man at work (a 60-something year old, outdoorsy dude who wears flannel shirts and keeps his keys on a chain attached to his belt ... just so you all get a good idea of what I'm talking about here) decided to give me an hour-long spiritual reading.    I even got his business card, on which he calls himself a "Clairvoyant/Clairaudient".  

So unless anyone else has gotten a spur-of-the-moment spiritual reading by a general day laborer before, I think I win this round.
Blahh  
#13 | 1094 days ago

Namaskaar (hello in Hindi)
 
Ashlie scared the newbie which didn't even flinched at my previous avatar, that's not fair.
I think my parents want me to runaway or something cause every time I'm about get a raise and i think now i can do what i want, they put a new expense on me to bear, now i have to help remodel our current home whilst i pay my loan for the apartment they forced me to buy. They say it's for my marriage . Who the F*** wants to get married when you know you're gonna end up doing sh!t like this all your life. It's like a vicious circle that you enter once you can't get out of it. If you want to get someone interested in something you need to put a better advertisement than this.

Have fun.



blah  
#14 | 1094 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day, bitches.

I think I've finally managed to cover all the bases in the "WTF" category of the game "Why Does This Only Happen to Me?".

This occurred today when our maintenance man at work (a 60-something year old, outdoorsy dude who wears flannel shirts and keeps his keys on a chain attached to his belt ... just so you all get a good idea of what I'm talking about here) decided to give me an hour-long spiritual reading.    I even got his business card, on which he calls himself a "Clairvoyant/Clairaudient".  

So unless anyone else has gotten a spur-of-the-moment spiritual reading by a general day laborer before, I think I win this round.
 I live with my parents, i get this and worse everyday i win hands down.
blah  
#15 | 1094 days ago

 Hey all.

Back home from the golf course, and working full time at the Liquor Store, still.  The trailer is still out there cuz the boy is still working there two nights a week.  Golfing ladies night Thursday, with my own golf cart.  Wish we'd had it earlier in the season, but hey, I'm grateful to have it now.  

I've missed the Q.  I just haven't had time to do much of anything, including play on the net.  Haven't even seen a NASCAR race in 6 weeks   
It's only about 44F here today.  I hate winter.
blahhhh  
#16 | 1094 days ago



THIS  kind of $hit is ridiculous , and is one reason  why i can't stand these greedy worthless piece of $hit co-k sucking mutha fu--ers !



Good Day , That is All !
Blahh  
#17 | 1094 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
 I live with my parents, i get this and worse everyday i win hands down.
Examples or you lose.
Blahh  
#18 | 1094 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


THIS  kind of $hit is ridiculous , and is one reason  why i can't stand these greedy worthless piece of $hit co-k sucking mutha fu--ers !



Good Day , That is All !
 Yet many of them had no problem putting all the financial woe blame onto teachers and other public service workers. Interesting. 
blahhhh  
#19 | 1094 days ago

i have nothing really to say. i just wanted to say that i hope you all have a good day!! 
Blahh  
#20 | 1094 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
i have nothing really to say. i just wanted to say that i hope you all have a good day!! 
we will now.have a great tuesday.
#21 | 1094 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Examples or you lose.
Do you know there are times during the year  when i quit everything i like (read drinking and partying) who do you think makes me do so. I have to sit through hours long religious ceremonies every month. I can't drink on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, every Full moon and every New moon.
I can handle everything above but then comes Mr. Priest of the temple and he tries to convince me everyday to be more involved with the religion that i got to pray more i should know all the hymns and rituals by heart that i need to visit the temple everyday and i ought touch his feet every time i see him, i should keep a pony tail as a symbol of my clan like my father does why do you think i tolerate him.
blah  
#22 | 1094 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kteacher wrote:
 This makes me fist pump. 
 hahahahahaha!  Awesome!


blahhhh  
#23 | 1094 days ago

Headline News: CHICAGO CUBS Shook the Baseball world last night, as they bombed the Freak and brought the Giants to their knees in a stunning 7-0 shutout!
#24 | 1094 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
Headline News: CHICAGO CUBS Shook the Baseball world last night, as they bombed the Freak and brought the Giants to their knees in a stunning 7-0 shutout!
It wasn't that stunning as the Giants have been playing from their knees for about 3 weeks having barely split a 4 game series with the god-awful Astros...and now losing to the barely better Cubs'...things have been gloomy here for awhile...everybody has looked like Cy Young when facing our anemic line-up
Blahh  
#25 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by Cactus_Jack)
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

So, what the f*ck is it with those Aussies.  Just last week I told you F'ers about Qantas (I thought every Q had a U after it but WTF do I know) Airlines showing a f*ck flick for in-flight entertainment.  Now they are in hot water for using a photo of two Soccer fans (I didn't know soccer was exciting enough to garner two whole fans) that were done up in black make-up, wearing Afro wigs.  Apparently there is some soccer stud type guy that looks like this, and it was supposed to be some kind of tribute thing, but politically correct types around the globe are p*ssing and moaning, saying the sh*t was racist.  This calls for an expert opinion.

Crash...Ash...are you two F'ers offended?

Another day on planet earth, and Moaumaire Quudaphi is still alive.

UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE.

Geezus I got meth dealers in my town that hunt mother f*ckers down over a hunerd dollar bill and smoke their sh*t, but here we go with this worldwide hide and seek sh*t again.  I say we call Guido from Jersey and tell him the Don Janet said to off that b*tch.  Kwadaffis days are numbered fer sure then.

President Barry's uncle got chunked in the clink last week in Massachoozits for DUI.  He's being held by ICE now, and is lookin at gettin his a$$ flown back to Kenya, the real birthplace of our nations leader.  When asked by arresting officers if he wanted to make a phone call, the elder Obama stated "I think I will call the White House".  Um, this is just a guess, but I'm thinkin the prez may have better sh*t to worry about than your drunk a$$.

Polygamist church leader and Chief Pervert in charge of f*cking little girls, Warren Jeffs is in a medically induced coma, after becoming veeeerrry sick from not eating enough food since he was sentenced to life in prison for having sex with underage females.  Hold on while I wipe away my tears over this one.

Other than that, people are still dying, crime is on the rise, the economy sucks b*lls, and the world spins round.

Consider yourselves caught up, F'ers.
blah  
#26 | 1094 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
It wasn't that stunning as the Giants have been playing from their knees for about 3 weeks having barely split a 4 game series with the god-awful Astros...and now losing to the barely better Cubs'...things have been gloomy here for awhile...everybody has looked like Cy Young when facing our anemic line-up
plus the DBACKS are playing lights out.........5 games ahead of the GIANTS...........the division COULD BE OVER............
#27 | 1094 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 This makes me fist pump. 
 There's a new movie coming it's on Canada born Indians Playing Hockey, thought you might like it
blah  
#28 | 1094 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day, bitches.

I think I've finally managed to cover all the bases in the "WTF" category of the game "Why Does This Only Happen to Me?".

This occurred today when our maintenance man at work (a 60-something year old, outdoorsy dude who wears flannel shirts and keeps his keys on a chain attached to his belt ... just so you all get a good idea of what I'm talking about here) decided to give me an hour-long spiritual reading.    I even got his business card, on which he calls himself a "Clairvoyant/Clairaudient".  

So unless anyone else has gotten a spur-of-the-moment spiritual reading by a general day laborer before, I think I win this round.
My UPS driver occasionally spouts off religious wisdom, and in the past has given me a copy of the "One Year Bible, New Testament" (New Living Translation).

However, you've got me beat with that reading.
Blahh  
#29 | 1094 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee!

Happy National Holistic Pet Day.   This day recognizes the importance of taking care not only of your pet’s body but also your pet’s mind and soul as well as the ways your dog or cat interacts with the environment as a whole.

(Janet....are you responsible for this??)
Blahh  
#30 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
ankurnathmishra wrote:
 There's a new movie coming it's on Canada born Indians Playing Hockey, thought you might like it
 Music----IN! (EXAMPLE)
 HOCKEY----IN!
 ROB LOWE----IN!

 (and I totally recognize like 4-5 other actors in the movie)
blahhhh  
#31 | 1094 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day, bitches.

I think I've finally managed to cover all the bases in the "WTF" category of the game "Why Does This Only Happen to Me?".

This occurred today when our maintenance man at work (a 60-something year old, outdoorsy dude who wears flannel shirts and keeps his keys on a chain attached to his belt ... just so you all get a good idea of what I'm talking about here) decided to give me an hour-long spiritual reading.    I even got his business card, on which he calls himself a "Clairvoyant/Clairaudient".  

So unless anyone else has gotten a spur-of-the-moment spiritual reading by a general day laborer before, I think I win this round.
 Not a general day laborer, but a school event bus driver who called himself "We" (as in...God and himself in one). Does that count?
blahhhh  
#32 | 1094 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
 There's a new movie coming it's on Canada born Indians Playing Hockey, thought you might like it
 Youngblood!!!!

Very Cool Looking.
blahhh  
#33 | 1094 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

So, what the f*ck is it with those Aussies.  Just last week I told you F'ers about Qantas (I thought every Q had a U after it but WTF do I know) Airlines showing a f*ck flick for in-flight entertainment.  Now they are in hot water for using a photo of two Soccer fans (I didn't know soccer was exciting enough to garner two whole fans) that were done up in black make-up, wearing Afro wigs.  Apparently there is some soccer stud type guy that looks like this, and it was supposed to be some kind of tribute thing, but politically correct types around the globe are p*ssing and moaning, saying the sh*t was racist.  This calls for an expert opinion.

Crash...Ash...are you two F'ers offended?

Another day on planet earth, and Moaumaire Quudaphi is still alive.

UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE.

Geezus I got meth dealers in my town that hunt mother f*ckers down over a hunerd dollar bill and smoke their sh*t, but here we go with this worldwide hide and seek sh*t again.  I say we call Guido from Jersey and tell him the Don Janet said to off that b*tch.  Kwadaffis days are numbered fer sure then.

President Barry's uncle got chunked in the clink last week in Massachoozits for DUI.  He's being held by ICE now, and is lookin at gettin his a$$ flown back to Kenya, the real birthplace of our nations leader.  When asked by arresting officers if he wanted to make a phone call, the elder Obama stated "I think I will call the White House".  Um, this is just a guess, but I'm thinkin the prez may have better sh*t to worry about than your drunk a$$.

Polygamist church leader and Chief Pervert in charge of f*cking little girls, Warren Jeffs is in a medically induced coma, after becoming veeeerrry sick from not eating enough food since he was sentenced to life in prison for having sex with underage females.  Hold on while I wipe away my tears over this one.

Other than that, people are still dying, crime is on the rise, the economy sucks b*lls, and the world spins round.

Consider yourselves caught up, F'ers.
 PREACH!!!!!

And what's with the sense of humor, or lack there of, around here lately?!?!
Oh wait, you have to be accepted first!  (lol) 

it's getting tiresome!  Are there memo's that go out or something?!?!?
blahhhh  
#34 | 1094 days ago

So the same Micheal Vick that fought dogs, and had limited teams willing to sign him, then had to take a backup role. That same guy has inked a 100 million dollar contract.


Only in America!
#35 | 1094 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
It wasn't that stunning as the Giants have been playing from their knees for about 3 weeks having barely split a 4 game series with the god-awful Astros...and now losing to the barely better Cubs'...things have been gloomy here for awhile...everybody has looked like Cy Young when facing our anemic line-up
So you expected the Freak to serve up 3 home runs? It was a shocker
#36 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by Cactus_Jack)
Nick__ wrote:
 PREACH!!!!!

And what's with the sense of humor, or lack there of, around here lately?!?!
Oh wait, you have to be accepted first!  (lol) 

it's getting tiresome!  Are there memo's that go out or something?!?!?
Its really not so much the sense of humor, or lack of it for me.  See, people here give respects to my comments out of pity.  They can't believe that somebody as retarded as I am could possibly possess the mental accuity to actually type coherent sentences.

Its kinda like giving a monkey a keyboard and letting him fling sh*t at the screen.



PS...whomever PQ'd my above comment, Thank you.  I haven't been told "I love you" lately.
blah  
#37 | 1094 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
So you expected the Freak to serve up 3 home runs? It was a shocker
The 3 homers were out of character, however, the Giants not scoring any runs was not...they've been getting kicked pretty hard in the media around here (lowest scoring team in the majors) you would think we were in New York. That's what happens when you win a World Series, the expectations sky-rocket.
Blahh  
#38 | 1094 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
The 3 homers were out of character, however, the Giants not scoring any runs was not...they've been getting kicked pretty hard in the media around here (lowest scoring team in the majors) you would think we were in New York. That's what happens when you win a World Series, the expectations sky-rocket.
I hate getting kicked in the media.
blah  
#39 | 1094 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I hate getting kicked in the media.
yeah, but your in a small market jack so it shouldn't hurt too bad  
Blahh  
#40 | 1094 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
yeah, but your in a small market jack so it shouldn't hurt too bad  
F*CK I hate when I run outta respects.  Thats funny sh*t Clownie.  Well played!
blah  
#41 | 1094 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Its really not so much the sense of humor, or lack of it for me.  See, people here give respects to my comments out of pity.  They can't believe that somebody as retarded as I am could possibly possess the mental accuity to actually type coherent sentences.

Its kinda like giving a monkey a keyboard and letting him fling sh*t at the screen.



PS...whomever PQ'd my above comment, Thank you.  I haven't been told "I love you" lately.
I hate you, if that brightens your day even more.
blah  
#42 | 1094 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I hate you, if that brightens your day even more.



Go make me a sammich.
blah  
#43 | 1094 days ago

1. Just need to survive this weekend at work. Then the craziness of summer will be over and we will slow down for the winter.
2. Gay or not gay? We have this kid at work, he claims to have a Girlfriend. I personally have never seen him with her, only guys. He has a tramp stamp, and was a male cheerleader.
3. This coming Sunday and Monday will be the last ones I work till after football season ends.
4. This Saturday ND starts their run at a BCS Bowl Game. First up USF Bulls and ND alum Skip Holtz.
5. One Fantasy Football team drafted and 2 more to go.
blah  
#44 | 1094 days ago

I'm still kinda pissy. Carry on.



You could have just said it is Tuesday(or any other day of the week) and we would have known what you meant.
blah  
#45 | 1094 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I'm still kinda pissy. Carry on.



You could have just said it is Tuesday(or any other day of the week) and we would have known what you meant.
Sh.
blah  
#46 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
kobe_lova wrote:
Sh.
I love how you seem to think that telling me to "Sh, Shhhh, Shut Up, STFU....." or any other form of that phrase is going to ever get me to do it. It amuses me and makes me smile everytime you type it.
blah  
#47 | 1094 days ago

blah  
#48 | 1094 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I love how you seem to think that telling me to "Sh, Shhhh, Shut Up, STFU....." or any other form of that phrase is going to ever get me to do it. It amuses me and makes me smile everytime you type it.
sHHHHH
blah  
#49 | 1094 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:



Go make me a sammich.
What kind?
blah  
#50 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
 I would have gone wiith 69, Sandwich and 68. 


(Remember, even if it's censored if it's explicit/descriptive, it's not allowed.)
blah  
#51 | 1094 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Its really not so much the sense of humor, or lack of it for me.  See, people here give respects to my comments out of pity.  They can't believe that somebody as retarded as I am could possibly possess the mental accuity to actually type coherent sentences.

Its kinda like giving a monkey a keyboard and letting him fling sh*t at the screen.



PS...whomever PQ'd my above comment, Thank you.  I haven't been told "I love you" lately.
 hahahah.....well, who gives a F@CK about RESPECTS or what-not?!?!

I'm just talking in general!  

It's almost as if the Q is getting it's monthly visitor  (lol)
blahhhh  
#52 | 1094 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas!

24 days til the wedding, everything seems to be going pretty well. Tomorrow I have the day off, and we are driving down to the Winery where the wedding will be for some final decisions. We get to sample food from the caterer and pick out centerpieces. I am just glad I have the day off and I'm not spending it at home doing nothing.

My psycho mom is still crazy. She is now adding dating websites to her favorites so she can access them quickly when I'm around, and show me what's she's found. So I told my dad that she is looking to replace him, that's why she has been going on the sites so much. He laughed and said..as long as she cleans the house and makes me some food before she goes.

Ash~ you should have added: Blah, Blah Blah Blah Blah!
Kevin~ I still despise you..

anyways..I would post a song, but I'm just not feeling it right now! So have a wonderfully amazing day Lovelies!
blah  
#53 | 1094 days ago

i laughed hard (too hard probably) AT BOTH OF MIKE'S SEXIST PICTURES...I THINK I'M READY FOR MY PENIS NOW. (f*cking cap slock)

i just got back to work from watch the help. that movie is damn good. the lead chick in it looks like the ghost of lilo past.

i found this afternoon that there's a part of town i visit only at night to get hammered, and that by driving through it in the day makes me crave booze in a way that scares me a little bit. so i of course caved and helped myself to a rum and diet double tall before coming back to work. funny. you tell the help to make it snappy cause you gotta be back at church in 15 and they always wanna comp it.

spread - outkasty
[Chorus 1]
I don't want to move too fast, but
Can't resist your sexy ass
Just spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)
Don't want to come on too strong, but
I'll play in you all day long
Just spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)

[Verse 1]
I... I can't read minds, but I can read yours
I think she says that she wants to pour your..
your... yourself all over me
What you think? I could be wrong, but cupids don't lie
And if they do, by God, they must fry! (fry?!)
You know, like electric chair
The way you stare (yeah I'm there)
You committed a crime and I'm the victim

[Rap]
I've got an eye out for she that cries out passionately
We'll do things backwardly, forwardly, horizontally
I'm too young to be settling down
quick to change my mind tomorrow
So now can I borrow your timid torso
More so than your soul, honest me gotta be how I roll
F*ck the rhythm, t*ck the rhythm under your bosom
You're the prism, Shirley Chislom
Was the first, let's rehearse making a baby
Put in your order, I want a baby daughter
Dance on the tip of my tongue
Shake the clouds until there's no more wetness in them
Tell your homegirls that you will send them
A postcard from 3000... HARD!

[Hook 2]
Don't want to make you feel strange, but
Don't let these words be in vain, so
Spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)
Nature knows that I want you, but
Not unless you want me too, so
Spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)

[Hook 1]

hhahaha awesome driving home and macon whoopie sound effects

[Hook 2]

hoooooooook
#54 | 1094 days ago

Oh and I forgot...best thing that happened yesterday...

I found out Ron Artest is going to be on Dancing with The Stars!!
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#55 | 1094 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
1. Just need to survive this weekend at work. Then the craziness of summer will be over and we will slow down for the winter.
2. Gay or not gay? We have this kid at work, he claims to have a Girlfriend. I personally have never seen him with her, only guys. He has a tramp stamp, and was a male cheerleader.
3. This coming Sunday and Monday will be the last ones I work till after football season ends.
4. This Saturday ND starts their run at a BCS Bowl Game. First up USF Bulls and ND alum Skip Holtz.
5. One Fantasy Football team drafted and 2 more to go.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say #2 is gayer than a bag full of d***s. 
#56 | 1094 days ago

My employer asked me to sit down when I got to work this a.m.  I'm thinking, "Did i not overcook her vegys' the way she likes?"

Wrong.........she wants me to go find her a canister of helium so when the time comes she can kill herself.   She read about
a couple in the NY Times this a.m.newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/24/deciding-to-die-then-shown-the-door/   I guess there is a kit you can buy that holds something like a bag/mask over your
head so you can't pull it off when your body tries to save itself.   WTF????    I asked her why she is talking
like that, and she said she doesn't feel useful anymore and is a burden to her family.   Yeah, a 12 million dollar burden.
Her son will be here from Portugal next week and I will run it by him.   Can  you just see the headlines;

80 Year Old Millionaire Chopped By Private Chef
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#57 | 1094 days ago

Hey Ash, have you seen this yet?
#58 | 1094 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Hey Ash, have you seen this yet?
 As long as Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers are in the NFC, the Falcons aren't winning the NFC.  That team has no secondary whatsoever. 
#59 | 1094 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
My employer asked me to sit down when I got to work this a.m.  I'm thinking, "Did i not overcook her vegys' the way she likes?"

Wrong.........she wants me to go find her a canister of helium so when the time comes she can kill herself.   She read about
a couple in the NY Times this a.m.newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/24/deciding-to-die-then-shown-the-door/   I guess there is a kit you can buy that holds something like a bag/mask over your
head so you can't pull it off when your body tries to save itself.   WTF????    I asked her why she is talking
like that, and she said she doesn't feel useful anymore and is a burden to her family.   Yeah, a 12 million dollar burden.
Her son will be here from Portugal next week and I will run it by him.   Can  you just see the headlines;

80 Year Old Millionaire Chopped By Private Chef
WOW Whats really going on in her mind......
#60 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
kantwistaye wrote:
 As long as Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers are in the NFC, the Falcons aren't winning the NFC.  That team has no secondary whatsoever. 
**** you.

That is all.
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#61 | 1094 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Hey Ash, have you seen this yet?
I hadn't but this was probably my first real smile today. They scare me because like jerkface pointed out in a stupid roudnabout way, we rely heavily on the offense because the rest is pretty crappish. I'm not sold on it yet, but I'm hoping the coaches know something I don't know. Thank you!! Falcons
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#62 | 1094 days ago

Whatup?
     I was listening to the Michael "100 Million Dollars" Vick and it made me kind of happy, Star athlete hits it big. Messes up. Hits rock bottom. Pays his debt. Turns around. Works hard.  Hits it big. Full circle. This isn't the clown with the already big deal sitting out until he gets a bigger deal either (see "Works hard.").  I was so good about the whole thing, until Vick said..."It's not about the money either".  What? What the? WTF?!?!? Respectfully speaking Mr. Vick, STFU!  If it's only just a little bit....IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE G#D D*MN MONEY!! Thank you.
 P.S. Jack, I was offended very offended in fact. Not about the "black" thing, but about the idiots that first called soccer "football." You use both feet. call it  "FEETBALL"....
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#63 | 1094 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: The NCAA says eight Miami players must sit out games and repay benefits in order to play for the Hurricanes again. Starting quarterback Jacory Harris and four other players will sit out one game and make repayment
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#64 | 1094 days ago

Oh and YAY Michael Vick! (I'm happy for him and proud of him. Sometimes, you have to learn the hard way, but at least you learn.)
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#65 | 1094 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh and YAY Michael Vick! (I'm happy for him and proud of him. Sometimes, you have to learn the hard way, but at least you learn.)
Ditto!
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#66 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
My boss found a new job. Lucky bastard is going to get out before the crap hit the fan.

Poor cardio workout today. Legs tightened up too fast. Made it up with some actual weight work (at what weight, I will not say, as it would be embarrassing).

Despite the frustration and certain failure that is my job lately, I mustn't forget that in 3 days I'll be Baltimore for the Grand Prix. This is the first time I'll be at an entire race weekend instead of just the race itself. 
#67 | 1094 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I got nothin' except I am exhausted, and a little sad today.  I'm questioning my decision to stay home to help my mom since my dad died---wondering if I shouldn't have just gone to UT anyway and done me.  I'm pretty sure dad would've wanted me to go, but he'd want me to get my mom's back too. 
#68 | 1094 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Oh...two days to Cardinal football...and 2 months to hockey.  Things are kindof looking up.
#69 | 1094 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I hadn't but this was probably my first real smile today. They scare me because like jerkface pointed out in a stupid roudnabout way, we rely heavily on the offense because the rest is pretty crappish. I'm not sold on it yet, but I'm hoping the coaches know something I don't know. Thank you!! Falcons


They don't , hence another problem
Blahh  
#70 | 1094 days ago

(Edited by Sharp Square)
kobe_lova wrote:
Oh and YAY Michael Vick! (I'm happy for him and proud of him. Sometimes, you have to learn the hard way, but at least you learn.)


  maybe a nice concussion , ya know just a 7-9 week one
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#71 | 1094 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Good Morning, Everybodee!

Happy National Holistic Pet Day.   This day recognizes the importance of taking care not only of your pet’s body but also your pet’s mind and soul as well as the ways your dog or cat interacts with the environment as a whole.

(Janet....are you responsible for this??)
This:www.youtube.com/watch     Acronmym not so good......
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#72 | 1094 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

My favorite Glee quote ever..."You should seriously be ashamed of yourself.  You are no fun to humiliate or almost torture."
#73 | 1093 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
kteacher wrote:
 Music----IN! (EXAMPLE)
 HOCKEY----IN!
 ROB LOWE----IN!

 (and I totally recognize like 4-5 other actors in the movie)
Music, sure why not, it was better than 75% of the crap played on American Radio today.
Hockey? I am sure it won't be Miracle, but I guess every movie needs a vehicle for it's story line.
Rob Lowe, are you f**king kidding me, what is it 1984 all over again? What were neither of the guys from Bill and Ted's adventures movies available? Were Anthony Michael Hall and Rick Schroder busy? Hell get Michael J Fox, at least the coldness of the hockey arena gives you a viable excuse for the shaking.
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#74 | 1093 days ago

 I'm thinking I'm on the verge of committing coworker murder.  We have this person who never shuts up.  She talks about her boyfriend, dog, car, random crap no one cares about.  She has been told by the bosses to WORK and not talk so much, but she just talks more.  I walk away from her.  I used to say, excuse me, but I have to work, now I just ignore her.  Today she invited herself to lunch with two other workers.  They returned to work almost 40 minutes early to get away from her.  One ended up going home sick because she ate too fast.  The boss had to lock herself in the inner office today because yakface wouldn't shut up.  We are at a loss for what to do.

I think I might have to drop a box of wine on her and put everyone out of their misery.  Any other suggestions?
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#75 | 1093 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 I'm thinking I'm on the verge of committing coworker murder.  We have this person who never shuts up.  She talks about her boyfriend, dog, car, random crap no one cares about.  She has been told by the bosses to WORK and not talk so much, but she just talks more.  I walk away from her.  I used to say, excuse me, but I have to work, now I just ignore her.  Today she invited herself to lunch with two other workers.  They returned to work almost 40 minutes early to get away from her.  One ended up going home sick because she ate too fast.  The boss had to lock herself in the inner office today because yakface wouldn't shut up.  We are at a loss for what to do.

I think I might have to drop a box of wine on her and put everyone out of their misery.  Any other suggestions?
 box of wine?

find a bottle.  it breaks over the head nicer.
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#76 | 1093 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 box of wine?

find a bottle.  it breaks over the head nicer.
Right, just pretend you're christening a ship.  It'll be fun!
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#77 | 1093 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 box of wine?

find a bottle.  it breaks over the head nicer.
 Well, no, actually I was thinking of dropping a case of 12 bottles on her..............
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#78 | 1093 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 Well, no, actually I was thinking of dropping a case of 12 bottles on her..............
 oh. i thought you were being redneck with the box of wine thing.
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