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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


Happy Birthday weekend, my sista!
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28 Fans 
4%a. Revenge is like the sweetest joy, next to...
11%b. Cobra Kai...
46%c. I have saw some sh*t in here...
21%d. :hug:
4%e. I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...
4%f. Adrenaline Rush...
11%g. Beaneaters...

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#17 | 1125 days ago

Whatup?
Good morning, Happy Friday, whatever. First, let me say one thing, alcohol is evil. It pretends to be your friend, and then at 12:30, 1:00 am, it strikes. It makes Godzilla think he can dance like Michael Jackson or Usher. Then it turns into "truth syrum". Your wife's friend already knew she can stand to lose a pound or two. They were aware of the fact that her husband may need a little bit of dental work. But "the drank" turned you into Dan Rather and you have to report it. (hell, they don't like me anyway). Then you wake up with a massive headache and don't wanna get outta bed cause your head feels like it's gonna explode. Yeah, alcohol is evil...
That's what I've heard anyway.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
  
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#1 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
The greatest team speech in the history of all sports!

Bo Schembechler--The Team

"We want the Big Ten championship and we're gonna win it as a Team. They can throw out all those great backs, and great quarterbacks, and great defensive players, throughout the country and in this conference, but there's gonna be one Team that's gonna play solely as a Team. No man is more important than The Team. No coach is more important than The Team. The Team, The Team, The Team, and if we think that way, all of us, everything that you do, you take into consideration what effect does it have on my Team? Because you can go into professional football, you can go anywhere you want to play after you leave here. You will never play for a Team again. You'll play for a contract. You'll play for this. You'll play for that. You'll play for everything except the team, and think what a great thing it is to be a part of something that is, The Team. We're gonna win it. We're gonna win the championship again because we're gonna play as team, better than anybody else in this conference, we're gonna play together as a team. We're gonna believe in each other, we're not gonna criticize each other, we're not gonna talk about each other, we're gonna encourage each other. And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."

Team!
Cobra Kai...  
#2 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Fave football speech?
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#3 | 1125 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
The greatest team speech in the history of all sports!

Bo Schembechler--The Team

"We want the Big Ten championship and we're gonna win it as a Team. They can throw out all those great backs, and great quarterbacks, and great defensive players, throughout the country and in this conference, but there's gonna be one Team that's gonna play solely as a Team. No man is more important than The Team. No coach is more important than The Team. The Team, The Team, The Team, and if we think that way, all of us, everything that you do, you take into consideration what effect does it have on my Team? Because you can go into professional football, you can go anywhere you want to play after you leave here. You will never play for a Team again. You'll play for a contract. You'll play for this. You'll play for that. You'll play for everything except the team, and think what a great thing it is to be a part of something that is, The Team. We're gonna win it. We're gonna win the championship again because we're gonna play as team, better than anybody else in this conference, we're gonna play together as a team. We're gonna believe in each other, we're not gonna criticize each other, we're not gonna talk about each other, we're gonna encourage each other. And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."

Team!
Psssshhhhttttt.......THIS was the greatest speech in history.

Knute Rockne gave his "Win One for the Gipper" speech to the Notre Dame players at halftime of the 1928 Army game. Rockne was trying to salvage something from his worst season as a coach at Notre Dame. To inspire the players he told them the story of the tragic death of the greatest player ever at ND, George Gipp. Although historians believe that it is doubtful that Rockne's version of Gipp's last words was true, Notre Dame did win the game against Army.

More importantly, the story became solidified into popular culture after its recreation in the 1940 movie, Knute Rockne - All American. The phrase "Win one for the Gipper" was infused into the lexicon of American society and later became a rallying cry for the political campaigns of the actor who played Gipp in the movie, Ronald Reagan. Below is the transcript of the dialogue from the movie that begins one hour and seventeen minutes after the showing of the MGM logo.

The scene opens with the interior of the Notre Dame dressing room. The players, seated with blankets draped over their shoulders, are dejected and silent. The door pushes open and Rockne is wheeled in. They look at Rockne (played by Pat O'Brien) in mute apology, then guiltily away, as if to avoid his eyes. His dark-circled eyes range over the players for a full moment of unbroken silence. Then, quietly, as if the game didn't matter to him:

ROCKNE: Well, boys ... I haven't a thing to say.  Played a great game...all of you. Great game. 

(He tries to smile.)  I guess we just can't expect to win ‘em all.  (Rockne pauses and says quietly).  I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself for years -- None of you ever knew George Gipp.  It was long before your time.  But you know what a tradition he is at Notre Dame...

(There is gentle, faraway look in his eyes as he recalls the boy's words).  And the last thing he said to me -- "Rock," he said - "sometime, when the team is up against it -- and the breaks are beating the boys -- tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper...

(Knute's eyes become misty and his voice is unsteady as he finishes).  I don't know where I'll be then, Rock", he said - "but I'll know about it - and I'll be happy."

There is a hushed stillness as Rockne and the crowd of boys look at each other. In the midst of this tense silence, Rockne quietly says "Alright," to the men beside him, and his chair is wheeled slowly out of the dressing room.

PLAYER # 12:  Well, what are we waiting for?

With a single roar, the players throw off their blankets and rush through the doorway.

Cobra Kai...  
#4 | 1125 days ago

I had a long discussion with a friend about women marriage and sex, we stopped when he said this
"Sex should be only for reproduction, not for those lazy pleasurable moments"

He retracted his statement immediately.
 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#5 | 1125 days ago

Well ladies and gents, I can officially feel it in the air.  College football is back and tomorrow it only gets better.  I can hardly contain myself at work today.  Went and got my ND game booze/food last night. 

Jameson and ginger - check
Guinness and Smithwick's - check
Ketel One and soda - check
Brats, kabobs, burgers, hotdogs, etc - check
DD - check

As they say in the video game playing community, "It's on like Donkey Kong!"

South Florida, you have been forewarned. 



Why?  Because this guy and the ND defense came to do two things.  Drink some beer and kick some a**.  Looks like we're out of beer.

Cobra Kai...  
#6 | 1125 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I had a long discussion with a friend about women marriage and sex, we stopped when he said this
"Sex should be only for reproduction, not for those lazy pleasurable moments"

He retracted his statement immediately.
 
Everyone in that situation must be doing it wrong.
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#7 | 1125 days ago

16 More Days Untill My Birthday

1 MORE DAY UNTILL UNIVERSITY of MICHIGAN FOOTBALL Vs. Western Michigan

if i can't find a place to live i am going to be living in a box down by the river

**Stroy Time**

chris and i where laying on my bed watching a movie and i didn't realize it but he had fallen asleep and as soon as i realized it i leaned over to give him a kiss on the cheek and as i leaned over to kiss him he wakes up and gives me the biggest bear hug i think i have ever had in my life. <3 <3
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#8 | 1125 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
16 More Days Untill My Birthday

1 MORE DAY UNTILL UNIVERSITY of MICHIGAN FOOTBALL Vs. Western Michigan

if i can't find a place to live i am going to be living in a box down by the river

**Stroy Time**

chris and i where laying on my bed watching a movie and i didn't realize it but he had fallen asleep and as soon as i realized it i leaned over to give him a kiss on the cheek and as i leaned over to kiss him he wakes up and gives me the biggest bear hug i think i have ever had in my life. <3 <3
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Western is gonna beat Michigan tomorrow.  We own the Big 10. 
Cobra Kai...  
#9 | 1125 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Western is gonna beat Michigan tomorrow.  We own the Big 10. 
Lay Off The Crack Dude...Crack Is Whack. How are you going to tell me western michigan is going to beat u of m...and you don't own the big 10...you're not even part of the big 10...you're an independent school...why don't you join the big 12...
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#10 | 1125 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
Lay Off The Crack Dude...Crack Is Whack. How are you going to tell me western michigan is going to beat u of m...and you don't own the big 10...you're not even part of the big 10...you're an independent school...why don't you join the big 12...
I was talking about Western, the school I attended.  We've managed to beat Iowa and Illinois over the course of the last 5-6 years.  Haven't fared very well against Big 10 lately, but we've been rebuilding.  I'm smelling an upset tomorrow in the Little House(on the Prairie). 

Btw, my drug of choice is that sh*t Miley Cyrus was blazing a few months ago.  I've never tried it, but if Miley digs it, I dig it.

Go Irish!
Cobra Kai...  
#11 | 1125 days ago

Morning Q'rs
The Redskins finished preseason on a high note, the Chase will begin in a couple of weeks, and it looks like Kyle will be giving Johnson a run for his money...
I learned this week it's ok to ask for help.....i don't know everything, a new set of eyes and ears gives you a new perspective....
I was invited to a bbq this weekend, but honestly, I just want to sit at home with the boys, have a few beers, maybe a couple of shots and chill...bbq burgers and hot dogs and just be....

be safe everyone

Peace

She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves Jesus and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves horses and her boyfriend too

It's a long day livin' in Reseda
There's a freeway runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'

All the vampires walkin' through the valley
Move west down Ventura Blvd
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
All the good girls are home with broken hearts

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'

I wanna glide down over Mulholland
I wanna write her name in the sky
I wanna free fall out into nothin'
Gonna leave this world for awhile

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#12 | 1125 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I was talking about Western, the school I attended.  We've managed to beat Iowa and Illinois over the course of the last 5-6 years.  Haven't fared very well against Big 10 lately, but we've been rebuilding.  I'm smelling an upset tomorrow in the Little House(on the Prairie). 

Btw, my drug of choice is that sh*t Miley Cyrus was blazing a few months ago.  I've never tried it, but if Miley digs it, I dig it.

Go Irish!
it's not hard to beat illinois...they suck and who gives a crap about Iowa...you serioudly need to lay off the drugs dude...and if you're going to make fun of our football staduim...at least have a good diss...because you look like an idiot calling it the the little house on the prairie....get some better lines and come back to me...seriously...
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#13 | 1125 days ago

Random Thoughts....

1.  The hot neighbor lady is putting up an eight foot privacy fence.   How the f*ck am i supposed to spy on her?  No more bikini nip-slips for me i guess.  Now i have no excuse to mow my yard.  I hope her f*cking d*ckhead husband gets aids.   The more i think about this the more p*ssed im getting. 

2.  My kid wants to try out for choir next week.  I dont have the heart to tell her that when she sings it makes me want to ear rape myself with rusty scissors.

3.  I caught the MTV music awards on rerun last night.  I have a horrible horrible confession to make.   Lil Wayne rocked...despite the fact he was wearing girl jeans and purple Vans. 

4.  Video Game nerd alert....Deus Ex:Human Revolution pwns me. 

5.  I divorced Erin Cummings last week.  Meet my new wife Brittany Palmer...


6.  Despite Beans and Sids best efforts to keep a man down there is a good chance i might get a decent quarterback before next Thursday. 

7.  Worst chore in the whole f*cking world has to be changing the bed linens.  Whats that you say?  My side of the bed smells worse than @ss?  Then stay on your side of the f*cking bed!  We've been together 10 years...we're past the point of cuddling.  You wanna cuddle something then cuddle my b@lls!
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#14 | 1125 days ago

Happy Labor Day Weekend to all the Q.
Beaneaters...  
#15 | 1125 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
it's not hard to beat illinois...they suck and who gives a crap about Iowa...you serioudly need to lay off the drugs dude...and if you're going to make fun of our football staduim...at least have a good diss...because you look like an idiot calling it the the little house on the prairie....get some better lines and come back to me...seriously...
I think you need to calm down.  First of all, Michigan is just 3-2 against the Illini the last five years and it took 3 overtimes to beat them last year.  Apparently they don't suck that bad.  As for Iowa, yeah, they've been much better than Michigan the last five years.  Secondly, I don't do drugs, I do drinks.  Got something you want to get off your chest?  Lastly, while I freely admit the Little House on the Prairie joke is pretty weak, it's still infinitely better than any joke I've heard from Michigan in regards to ND.  Some examples include Notre Lame, Notre Gay, Notre Dumb.
Cobra Kai...  
#16 | 1125 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I think you need to calm down.  First of all, Michigan is just 3-2 against the Illini the last five years and it took 3 overtimes to beat them last year.  Apparently they don't suck that bad.  As for Iowa, yeah, they've been much better than Michigan the last five years.  Secondly, I don't do drugs, I do drinks.  Got something you want to get off your chest?  Lastly, while I freely admit the Little House on the Prairie joke is pretty weak, it's still infinitely better than any joke I've heard from Michigan in regards to ND.  Some examples include Notre Lame, Notre Gay, Notre Dumb.

if you reread what i wrote i never once said that michigan was better than iowa...i asked who gave a crap about iowa because i don't...and one last thing...did you go to western michigan because you couldn't get into michigan?? just curious...

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#17 | 1125 days ago

Whatup?
Good morning, Happy Friday, whatever. First, let me say one thing, alcohol is evil. It pretends to be your friend, and then at 12:30, 1:00 am, it strikes. It makes Godzilla think he can dance like Michael Jackson or Usher. Then it turns into "truth syrum". Your wife's friend already knew she can stand to lose a pound or two. They were aware of the fact that her husband may need a little bit of dental work. But "the drank" turned you into Dan Rather and you have to report it. (hell, they don't like me anyway). Then you wake up with a massive headache and don't wanna get outta bed cause your head feels like it's gonna explode. Yeah, alcohol is evil...
That's what I've heard anyway.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#18 | 1125 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Whatup?
Good morning, Happy Friday, whatever. First, let me say one thing, alcohol is evil. It pretends to be your friend, and then at 12:30, 1:00 am, it strikes. It makes Godzilla think he can dance like Michael Jackson or Usher. Then it turns into "truth syrum". Your wife's friend already knew she can stand to lose a pound or two. They were aware of the fact that her husband may need a little bit of dental work. But "the drank" turned you into Dan Rather and you have to report it. (hell, they don't like me anyway). Then you wake up with a massive headache and don't wanna get outta bed cause your head feels like it's gonna explode. Yeah, alcohol is evil...
That's what I've heard anyway.
Ha......can't help it, that was some funny stuff right there!
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#19 | 1125 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:

if you reread what i wrote i never once said that michigan was better than iowa...i asked who gave a crap about iowa because i don't...and one last thing...did you go to western michigan because you couldn't get into michigan?? just curious...

You said nobody cares about Iowa.  That implies they're an afterthought in the college football world.  Lots of people care about Iowa.  Come to Chicago on any CFB Saturday and you'll see tons of packed Iowa bars, Iowa flags waving, etc.  And we're hours away from the state. You may not care about them, but saying nobody cares about them is pretty shortsighted.

I notice you didn't address the Illinois comments. Why not? 

And no, while Michigan is a fantastic school, I never entertained the thought of going there.  I admittedly was pretty lazy in high school and it cost me the chance of following in my father's footsteps and attending Notre Dame.  But hey, I'm happy with how my life has unfolded thus far.  Did you attend Michigan? 
Cobra Kai...  
#20 | 1125 days ago

Later everyone. I'm off to Baltimore. See you on Monday.
#21 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
The soft opening of the college football season was pleasant last night but I got bored by halftime of the Wisconsin game, so I decided to watch Biutiful instead.. Which I really liked

The real deal starts tomorrow and all I want for early christmas is for Georgia and LSU to lose

F*ck the guy who beat me to the punch to pick up Ben Tate in my FFL.. I KNEW I shouldn't have drafted Arian Foster

Chastity Bono looks like she is part of the latin kings




And since it's Friday and I'm itching for the weekend, here's a song for the ladies, especially my womanfriend

Big Sean - Dance (A$$)

[Hook]
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop… now make that motherf*cker hammer time like…

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid, boi

[Verse 1]
Wobbledy wobbledy, wo-wobble wobble
I'm stacking my paper, my wallet look like a Bible
I got girlies half naked, that sh*t look like the grotto
How yo waist anorexic? And then yo ass is colossal like woo
Drop that ass, make it boomerang
Take my belt off, b*tch I'm pootie tang
Tippy tow tippy tay, you gon' get a tip today
F*ck that, you gon' get some d*ck today
I walk in with my crew, and I'm breaking they necks
I'm looking all good, I'm making her wet
They pay me respect, they pay me in checks
And if she look good she pay me in sex
Bounce that ass, it's the roundest
You the best, you deserve a crown b*tch, right on that ass

[Hook]
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop… now make that motherf*cker hammer time like…

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid, boi

[Verse 2]
Stop, drop it, drop it
You got everybody in here, oh my goshing
Bad b*tches I'm your dada, white girls go Gaga
When the sticks out they bust it open like ya-ya's or Pinata
B*tch look down, tell me what's up
Girl you talk to much, shut up
I got that mad d*ck, you know it always nut up
And it got an attitude, no wonder why it's stuck up
Pop it then back up, yo gymnastics got me ecstatic
Your whole crew look like a pageant,
I'm dropping cash tips and some taxes
Girl you got me about to pass out
I'm wondering if Cupid gave you ass shots
Cause I'm in love with that ass

[Hook]
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop… now make that motherf*cker hammer time like…

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid, boi

Woah, white girls, black girls, tall girls, fat girls
Shake that ass shake that ass, shake that ass
Shake that ass, shake that ass, shake that ass
Go, go

Short girls, small girls, skinny girls, all girls
Shake that ass shake that ass, shake that as
Shake that ass, shake that ass, shake that ass

And I want all of that,

[Hook]
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop… now make that motherf*cker hammer time like…

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid, boi
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#22 | 1125 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
WASTED TALENT kicked in BALLS DEEP last night 8-0, improving our record to 3 and 0

That's 2 shutouts in a row and during the first 3 games of the Fall League, we have outscored our opponents 33-5!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SALMA HAYEK!!  45 and looking good, jack! 


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#23 | 1125 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:

if you reread what i wrote i never once said that michigan was better than iowa...i asked who gave a crap about iowa because i don't...and one last thing...did you go to western michigan because you couldn't get into michigan?? just curious...

yes you're right i said that about iowa and i will say it about illinois. I DO NOT CARE. they can go to a different confrence for all i care...and yeah i actually plan on going to michigan next fall...
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#24 | 1125 days ago

Why is she yelling at herself?
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#25 | 1125 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 RATM - BULLS ON PARADE

http://youtu.be/g8jApdJtZmg

Come wit it now!
Come wit it now!

The microphone explodes, shattering the molds
Etither drop tha hits like de la O or get tha f*ck off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop
Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-opt
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha power dons
That five sided fist-a-gon
That rotten sore on the face of mother earth gets bigger
The triggers cold, empty ya purse!

They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells

Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library line
up to the mind cemetery now
What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'
They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells
They rally round the family! With pockets full of shells!

They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells!
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells!
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells!
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells!

Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade! 




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#26 | 1125 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 CHEVELLE - SEND THE PAIN BELOW

http://youtu.be/gpyRI1j9t6c

I liked, having hurt
So send the pain below where I need it,
You used to beg me to take care of things,
And smile at the thought of me failing.

But long before, having hurt,
I'd send the pain below,
I'd send the pain below.

Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
(I'd send the pain below...)
Much like suffocating,
(I'd send the pain below...)

You used to run me away,
All while laughing.
Then cry about that fact,
'til I returned.

But long before, having hurt,
I'd send the pain below,
I'd send the pain below.

Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
(I'd send the pain below...)
Much like suffocating,
(I'd send the pain below...)
Much like suffocating.

I can't feel my chest,
Need more, drop down,
Closing in.

I can't feel my chest,
Drop down.

I liked, having hurt.
So send the pain below,
So send the pain below,
(Much like suffocating) <i>[I liked]
So send the pain below,
(Much like suffocating) <i>[Having hurt]
So send the pain below,
(Much like suffocating)
So send the pain below,
(Much like suffocating)
So send the pain below.

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#27 | 1125 days ago

I'm only skimming because I rarely read all of the posts anymore, but I'm not enjoying this argument much.

There have been a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes over the last week (I've seen them...and probably committed at least ten myself). The spelling ones are killing me though, mainly because there is a spell check box.

Who is Brittany Palmer? And who is giving you a QB?

And go stupid? really?

:hug:  
#28 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
 Awesome. Reading.


Morning. 

I'm tired, my feet still ache, I have crayons under my fingernails---wtf?, sharpie marker smudges on my hands, a couple self inflicted cuts on my left thumbs (I hate you tennis balls), a giant bruise on my right thigh, and the muscles in my pits are sore. But I'm a trooper, and going back to my classroom today. Maybe I'll get a chart paper paper cut or drop my large canister of marbles when cleaning the rest of my cupboard. Oh.....I can't wait.  At least I got my "area" (shut up) ready yesterday. Ignore the stuff hanging on the wall. That will be fixed. 
   

I am getting a shaved ice today. I am. 

Have a lovely day and weekend. Happy (Early?) Birthday Jess Leigh! 

***fixed. Obviously I've inhaled too much Clorox from the their awesome wipes. 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#29 | 1125 days ago

which aregument are you enjoying??
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#30 | 1125 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

I'm only skimming because I rarely read all of the posts anymore, but I'm not enjoying this argument much.

There have been a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes over the last week (I've seen them...and probably committed at least ten myself). The spelling ones are killing me though, mainly because there is a spell check box.

Who is Brittany Palmer? And who is giving you a QB?

And go stupid? really?

1. Brittney Palmer is my wife..duh.
2. Noneya
3. Go stupid?  I dont get it.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#31 | 1125 days ago

Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

I begin today's news on a sad, sad note.  Titans running back, Chris Johnson, has been forced into slavery, and will be plying his trade for the next several years for a paltry 53.5 million U.S. F'n dollars.  This is bullsh*t.  Nobody should have to endure this kind of shame, this kind of degredation.  I am, being the kind and generous human that is Cactus Jack, offering my services to help Chris get through this trying time.  I am now accepting donations for the "Help Chris Johnson Survive" fund, and for a mere 99.9% commission, Chris will receive the benefits of the love all of you fake a$$ Titans fans can send.

In Floh-ree-duh, a man was caught by TSA perverts screeners, attempting to smuggle snakes and turtles and sh*t in his pants.  This has to be the least well thought out plan of any smuggler in history, but I can see where keestering a turtle might be a bit excrutiating.  I would have loved to have seen the look on the TSA pervert's screener's face when they first felt the snake though.  Um' excuse me, is that an Anocanda in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Also in Floh-ree-duh, which has taken the place of Kowlifournyuh for stupid sh*t happening for at least today, parents are up in arms as they find out that their high scale charter school for grades K-8 has also been doubling as a party place for some rather "risque" parties at night.  That's right F'ers...the Balere Academy by day hosts "Highlyfe entertainment's" Push It To Da Limit" parties by night.  I love the thought of snobby, rich, uptight F'ers that can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond with their a$$ checks finding out that their 'charter school' plays hosts to unknown debaucheries when they aint looking.  They are gonna act all F'n pissy over it when you know most of them b*st*rds do sh*t in their own bedrooms that would make a hooker blush.  Here's a tip, though, in case you might ever need it.  If you are registering your kid at one of these snobby a$$ed schools, and there is a stripper pole in the principals office, or the headmistress carries an actual whip, you might want to ask for an invite to parents night.

The rest of the sh*t is the same.  Kaduffee is still alive, people are F'n dying, politicians are F'n liars, and we will all die eventually.

Now you know the F'n news.  What you do with it is your own g*d d*mn problem.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#32 | 1125 days ago

Anyone else really glad her area is ready? 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#33 | 1125 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Awesome. Reading.


Morning. 

I'm tired, my feet still ache, I have crayons under my fingernails---wtf?, sharpie marker smudges on my hands, a couple self inflicted cuts on my left thumbs (I hate you tennis balls), a giant bruise on my right thigh, and the muscles in my pits are sore. But I'm a trooper, and going back to my classroom today. Maybe I'll get a chart paper paper cut or drop my large canister of marbles when cleaning the rest of my cupboard. Oh.....I can't wait.  At least I got my "area" (shut up) ready yesterday. Ignore the stuff hanging on the wall. That will be fixed. 
   

I am getting a shaved ice today. I am. 

Have a lovely day and weekend. Happy (Early?) Birthday Jess Leigh! 

***fixed. Obviously I've inhaled too much Clorox from the their awesome wipes. 


All i could think of when reading this was ...........  Injury Prone



Until i got to the shaved ice part
Cobra Kai...  
#34 | 1125 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Awesome. Reading.


Morning. 

I'm tired, my feet still ache, I have crayons under my fingernails---wtf?, sharpie marker smudges on my hands, a couple self inflicted cuts on my left thumbs (I hate you tennis balls), a giant bruise on my right thigh, and the muscles in my pits are sore. But I'm a trooper, and going back to my classroom today. Maybe I'll get a chart paper paper cut or drop my large canister of marbles when cleaning the rest of my cupboard. Oh.....I can't wait.  At least I got my "area" (shut up) ready yesterday. Ignore the stuff hanging on the wall. That will be fixed. 
   

I am getting a shaved ice today. I am. 

Have a lovely day and weekend. Happy (Early?) Birthday Jess Leigh! 

***fixed. Obviously I've inhaled too much Clorox from the their awesome wipes. 
Are we discussing your area again? 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#35 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)

-There are no other arguments to enjoy, so I am tuned into this one. No biggie.

-The last question wasnt for you, jason. Who is Brittany Palmer? Are you talking about teach's area?
 

-Teach, Pink Lemonade Italian Ice is good, but it's no Cherry.

:hug:  
#36 | 1125 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, Sh*theads!

I begin today's news on a sad, sad note.  Titans running back, Chris Johnson, has been forced into slavery, and will be plying his trade for the next several years for a paltry 53.5 million U.S. F'n dollars.  This is bullsh*t.  Nobody should have to endure this kind of shame, this kind of degredation.  I am, being the kind and generous human that is Cactus Jack, offering my services to help Chris get through this trying time.  I am now accepting donations for the "Help Chris Johnson Survive" fund, and for a mere 99.9% commission, Chris will receive the benefits of the love all of you fake a$$ Titans fans can send.

In Floh-ree-duh, a man was caught by TSA perverts screeners, attempting to smuggle snakes and turtles and sh*t in his pants.  This has to be the least well thought out plan of any smuggler in history, but I can see where keestering a turtle might be a bit excrutiating.  I would have loved to have seen the look on the TSA pervert's screener's face when they first felt the snake though.  Um' excuse me, is that an Anocanda in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Also in Floh-ree-duh, which has taken the place of Kowlifournyuh for stupid sh*t happening for at least today, parents are up in arms as they find out that their high scale charter school for grades K-8 has also been doubling as a party place for some rather "risque" parties at night.  That's right F'ers...the Balere Academy by day hosts "Highlyfe entertainment's" Push It To Da Limit" parties by night.  I love the thought of snobby, rich, uptight F'ers that can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond with their a$$ checks finding out that their 'charter school' plays hosts to unknown debaucheries when they aint looking.  They are gonna act all F'n pissy over it when you know most of them b*st*rds do sh*t in their own bedrooms that would make a hooker blush.  Here's a tip, though, in case you might ever need it.  If you are registering your kid at one of these snobby a$$ed schools, and there is a stripper pole in the principals office, or the headmistress carries an actual whip, you might want to ask for an invite to parents night.

The rest of the sh*t is the same.  Kaduffee is still alive, people are F'n dying, politicians are F'n liars, and we will all die eventually.

Now you know the F'n news.  What you do with it is your own g*d d*mn problem.
Having drafted him 9th in the 1st round in CHRISTI's football league, I am elated that he has signed!
:hug:  
#37 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
HULL_17 wrote:
yes you're right i said that about iowa and i will say it about illinois. I DO NOT CARE. they can go to a different confrence for all i care...and yeah i actually plan on going to michigan next fall...


I just bring facts.  That's all.  For the record, I don't think Western will win tomorrow, but it's certainly possible.  I apologize for calling Michigan what they are, and that's a mediocre team.   

By the way, until you're actually attending Michigan, I wouldn't look down upon those that don't.  The Walmart Wolverines already have that angle covered, as well as the very pompous alumni base that acts as if their sh*t doesn't stink. 
Cobra Kai...  
#38 | 1125 days ago

www.faniq.com/article/Micheal-Vick-Got-Paid-Top-QB-Money--Is-He-a-Top-5-QB-2415420

I think we know who 1 and 2 are, but Micheal Vick isn't 3, 4, or even 5. 
#39 | 1125 days ago

Tiger_Pride2 wrote:
www.faniq.com/article/Micheal-Vick-Got-Paid-Top-QB-Money--Is-He-a-Top-5-QB-2415420

I think we know who 1 and 2 are, but Micheal Vick isn't 3, 4, or even 5. 
I disagree.
Manning, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, and VIck.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#40 | 1125 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Having drafted him 9th in the 1st round in CHRISTI's football league, I am elated that he has signed!
Yes, but how motivated will he be playing for free like that?

Send your donations to:

Chris is a douchetard Johnson
c/o Cactus Jack is a caring philanthropist
FanIQ

Thanks, and just know that every 100 dollar bill helps.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#41 | 1125 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I disagree.
Manning, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, and VIck.
You forgot Rivers.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#42 | 1125 days ago

Good day, bitches.

Becky - the stupid Jets game pushed Big Brother back until 110000 o'clock last night, so I missed it.  I'm annoyed (but how radtastic was the veto episode?!).

Sis - I heart your answer options today.  It took me at least 7 minutes of staring to pick one.  Nicely done.

Jason - Are you nerdily excited about Aliens: Colonial Marines coming out in the spring?  I am.  PS - Have you played Lost World 2 on PS3?  I heard it was a bust in sales, but that it's super awesome, and it's only like $17 right now, so yeah.  Anything?

Other than that, I'm just trying to kill some time and find out if the spider that decided to web (in my head, that's like the archno-version of the verb "nest") on my sideview mirror this morning ... and is still there now.  
The f*cker is HUGE, and kinda brown with white stripes.  And dude was pissed at me after a 20 minute drive on the highway this morning.    I think he wants to kill me, so I have to Google to find out if he's poison-y or not.  I need to know what I'm up against when I go out there with a can of Raid and a rolled up newspaper in my army fatigues later. 

Wish me luck.  And if, by chance, he is all venomous and lethal and I lose this battle (not likely, I've been playing a lot of Resident Evil 5 lately, so I'm practically an expert at killing gross, deadly creatures now), Stoney gets my dog, and the rest of you should duke it out for the rest of my stuff.  Fight hard.  No pulled punches, p*ssies.  And someone record it all, for posterity's sake (and to play at the funeral ... my mom might like that).
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#43 | 1125 days ago

Michael*  and are you bothered about his money or who is he and his money?
:hug:  
#44 | 1125 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day, bitches.

Becky - the stupid Jets game pushed Big Brother back until 110000 o'clock last night, so I missed it.  I'm annoyed (but how radtastic was the veto episode?!).

Sis - I heart your answer options today.  It took me at least 7 minutes of staring to pick one.  Nicely done.

Jason - Are you nerdily excited about Aliens: Colonial Marines coming out in the spring?  I am.  PS - Have you played Lost World 2 on PS3?  I heard it was a bust in sales, but that it's super awesome, and it's only like $17 right now, so yeah.  Anything?

Other than that, I'm just trying to kill some time and find out if the spider that decided to web (in my head, that's like the archno-version of the verb "nest") on my sideview mirror this morning ... and is still there now.  
The f*cker is HUGE, and kinda brown with white stripes.  And dude was pissed at me after a 20 minute drive on the highway this morning.    I think he wants to kill me, so I have to Google to find out if he's poison-y or not.  I need to know what I'm up against when I go out there with a can of Raid and a rolled up newspaper in my army fatigues later. 

Wish me luck.  And if, by chance, he is all venomous and lethal and I lose this battle (not likely, I've been playing a lot of Resident Evil 5 lately, so I'm practically an expert at killing gross, deadly creatures now), Stoney gets my dog, and the rest of you should duke it out for the rest of my stuff.  Fight hard.  No pulled punches, p*ssies.  And someone record it all, for posterity's sake (and to play at the funeral ... my mom might like that).
 It was great. Go Jordan and Rachel! (Shelly's skin looks like it's going to peel.....sort of burn victim-ish. And she's only 41? Wow. )
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#45 | 1125 days ago

Sup Qholes?

All fantasy teams are drafted, all that's left is a** to kick. First weeks victims are Beans, Christi and some guy named Jason, not really sure who he is but a a** kicking is coming his way. Sorry dude it's just the way it is.

WVU plays Marshall Sunday, this game pi**es me off on so many levels. Marshall is WVU’s in-state “rival.” They are a rival because Marshall has never beaten WVU (they’ve played 10 times ever); however, I don’t think there is a game that makes me more nervous over what could happen. There has been to many close games that could have ended up in the loss column for WVU. LSU is by far the toughest team West Virginia will play this season, but what’s the worst that could happen in that game? The nation expects LSU to win. If LSU wins, WVU can still win the Big East and can even go on to have a great season. A loss to Marshall will be a black mark on the season not just for WVU but for the entire Big East. Sort of like UConn losing to Temple last season and then winning the conference. Holgorsen better do everything in his power not to resign this contract when it's up.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#46 | 1125 days ago

Uh oh.    I think this is the one (looks like him, but I'll keep searching).



OK, at least it's not all lethal.  But I don't want a painful bite.  
F*ck feminism, I want manfriend to come kill it for me.
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#47 | 1125 days ago

 Highly disappointed in the choices today.  the closest would be Cobra Kai, but really, isn't there enough leg sweeping already?

Braves finish the Nats.  Now for the Dodgers.

In two hours I will be enjoying my Daughters Volleyball game. 

Jack you forgot to mention this horrific Fla story.  5 minutes of video.  I'm glad my parents didn't push me and I don't push my kids.

As everyone has said, college football this weekend.  In honor of my next 5 months of weekend, just an idea of how I will spend each one:  Ladies and Gentlemen, Nickelback:

Oh, looking like another Bob Marley day
Hitting from the bong like a diesel train
And now we're hanging out this afternoon

We got weeds in the backyard, four feet tall
Cheech and Chong probably would have smoked them all
So, I'm on the couch this afternoon

Beer bottles laying on the kitchen floor
If we take them out back, we can buy some more
So I doubt we're going out this afternoon, oh

Better hang on if you're tagging along
'Cause we'll be doing this till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta

Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up, fall down, we'll do it all again
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon

Landlord says I should buy a tent
But he can kiss my ass 'cause I paid the rent
So I doubt, he'll kick me out this afternoon

Down on the corner in a seedy bar
Jukebox cranking out the CCR
Had a few to Suzie Q this afternoon, oh

Better hang on if you're tagging along
'Cause we'll be doing this till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta

Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up, fall down, we'll do it all again
Get up, go out, me and all my friends
Drink up, fall down, we'll do it all again, yeah
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon

Wear a wristwatch and alarm clock to see what time it ends
From the moment I wake up, I just love being with my friends
We barely get by, but have the best times and hope it never ends
We drink all day until we fall down, so we can do it all again

It's not a human walk, it's the human race
If we were living on the edge, taking too much space
So I'll doubt I'll figure out just what to do
But to kicking around, hanging out this afternoon, oh

Better hang on if you're tagging along
'Cause we'll be doing this till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta

Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up and fall down, we'll do it all again, yeah
Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up and fall down, we'll do it all again

Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon

Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
#48 | 1125 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 It was great. Go Jordan and Rachel! (Shelly's skin looks like it's going to peel.....sort of burn victim-ish. And she's only 41? Wow. )
Right?
I think that instead of voting her out, they should just kill her and use her awful, weathered hide to make Rachel and Jordan matching purses ... to hold all the money they're gonna win!
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#49 | 1125 days ago

Thanks, sis!
:hug:  
#50 | 1125 days ago

 and why do you have to play "we are the champions" every time you play "we will rock you"  talking about being pumped to being down.  stoopid fooking radio stations.
#51 | 1125 days ago

1. The final weekend from hell starts at 3pm
2. If my weekly work meeting doesn't get canceled, I won't have another full day off till next Sunday.
3. I will probably get a total of 6 hours worth of sleep tonight. I get all jacked up for the start of Notre Dame Football, and can't sleep the night before their first game.
4. Do I have a problem if I have all my clothes already laid out and ready to wear for the game tomorrow?
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#52 | 1125 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Uh oh.    I think this is the one (looks like him, but I'll keep searching).



OK, at least it's not all lethal.  But I don't want a painful bite.  
F*ck feminism, I want manfriend to come kill it for me.
I killed one of those when I was a kid in Michigan.  Bring a papertowel.  They have a lot of um,  substance in them.
Beaneaters...  
#53 | 1125 days ago

Everyone have a fun weekend.  Drive carefully, and watch out for DUI checkpoints.
Remember that the designated driver is NOT the one who drinks the least.

I myself, have packed jammies/my pillow
 for the drinking extravaganza tonight at my friends.

Peace out.
Beaneaters...  
#54 | 1125 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Jason_ wrote:
I disagree.
Manning, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, and VIck.
Geeze... a lot you know.....you forgot Favre, who's due to join the 49'ers after this weekends game.....
#55 | 1125 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day, bitches.

Becky - the stupid Jets game pushed Big Brother back until 110000 o'clock last night, so I missed it.  I'm annoyed (but how radtastic was the veto episode?!).

Sis - I heart your answer options today.  It took me at least 7 minutes of staring to pick one.  Nicely done.

Jason - Are you nerdily excited about Aliens: Colonial Marines coming out in the spring?  I am.  PS - Have you played Lost World 2 on PS3?  I heard it was a bust in sales, but that it's super awesome, and it's only like $17 right now, so yeah.  Anything?

Other than that, I'm just trying to kill some time and find out if the spider that decided to web (in my head, that's like the archno-version of the verb "nest") on my sideview mirror this morning ... and is still there now.  
The f*cker is HUGE, and kinda brown with white stripes.  And dude was pissed at me after a 20 minute drive on the highway this morning.    I think he wants to kill me, so I have to Google to find out if he's poison-y or not.  I need to know what I'm up against when I go out there with a can of Raid and a rolled up newspaper in my army fatigues later. 

Wish me luck.  And if, by chance, he is all venomous and lethal and I lose this battle (not likely, I've been playing a lot of Resident Evil 5 lately, so I'm practically an expert at killing gross, deadly creatures now), Stoney gets my dog, and the rest of you should duke it out for the rest of my stuff.  Fight hard.  No pulled punches, p*ssies.  And someone record it all, for posterity's sake (and to play at the funeral ... my mom might like that).
I am insanely excited about Aliens.  Hopefully it wont suck sh*t like the Aliens vs. Predator game that came out last year.  Lost World 2?  Do you mean Lost Planet 2? 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#56 | 1125 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I disagree.
Manning, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, and VIck.
I disagree.

Rodgers, Manning (when he is healthy), Brady, Roethlisberger, Brees.

I know I'm going to hear s**t about the Roethlisberger thing so here it is. He ranks in the top six (mostly in the top 5) in completion percentage, yards per attempt and quarterback rating. If not for his four game suspension last season he was on pace for a stellar season.

2010 Stats - Attempts 389 - Completions 240 - Completion Percentage 61.7% - Yards 3,200 - Touchdowns 17 - Interceptions 5 - Quarterback Rating 97.0
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#57 | 1125 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I disagree.

Rodgers, Manning (when he is healthy), Brady, Roethlisberger, Brees.

I know I'm going to hear s**t about the Roethlisberger thing so here it is. He ranks in the top six (mostly in the top 5) in completion percentage, yards per attempt and quarterback rating. If not for his four game suspension last season he was on pace for a stellar season.

2010 Stats - Attempts 389 - Completions 240 - Completion Percentage 61.7% - Yards 3,200 - Touchdowns 17 - Interceptions 5 - Quarterback Rating 97.0
Where does he rank in rapes per post game party?
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#58 | 1125 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Where does he rank in rapes per post game party?
Same place Vick's dog fighting numbers do on the football field.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#59 | 1125 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Spiders found in my area:

Brown Recluse Spiders ...deadly and aggressive
Sydney Funnel Web Spider Female
 
Venom toxicity - the brown recluse venom can cause significant cutaneous injury with tissue loss and necrosis.
Habitat - brown recluse is found in the United States from the east to the west coast, with predominance in the south.
Spider Identification - an adult spider is 1/4 to 3/4 inch in body - a dark violin shape is located on the top of the leg attachment region with the neck of the violin pointing backward toward the abdomen. Unlike most spiders that have 8 eyes, the brown recluse has 6 eyes arranged in pairs - one pair in front and a pair on either side.
CLICK HERE - FIRST AID - Brown Recluse Spider Bite

Black Widow Spiders ...highly venomous - can be deadly

 
Venom toxicity - the Back Widow Spider can inflict a painful bite which can be fatal, especially to the young and elderly. An effective anti-venom was developed in 1956.
Only a small amount of venom can cause serious illness, as the poison attacks the nervous system. Systemic envenomisation usually results in headache, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, pyrexia and hypertension.
The pain around the bite area can be excruciating or it may go unnoticed. First aid and medical attention should be sought as soon as possible, if bitten. If you have heart condition or other heart problem, you may need hospitalization.
Spider Identification - the body of an adult black widow is about 1/2 inch long. The female black widow is normally shiny black, with a red hourglass marking on the underside of the abdomen. The marking may range in color from yellowish orange to red and its shape may range from an hourglass to a dot.
Habitat - prefers woodpiles, rubble piles, under stones, in hollow stumps, sheds and garages. Indoors it can be found in undisturbed, cluttered areas in basements and crawl spaces.
CLICK HERE - FIRST AID - Black Widow Spider Bite

Hobo Spiders : venomous - dangerous?

 
Venom toxicity - although the bite of the hobo spider is initially painless, the bite can be serious. After 24 hours, the bite develops into a blister and after 24-36 hours, the blister breaks open, leaving an open, oozing ulceration. Typically when the venom is injected, the victim will experience an immediate redness, which develops around the bite. The most common reported symptom is severe headache. Other symptoms can include nausea, weakness, fatigue, temporary memory loss and vision impairment. In any case, first aid and medical attention should be sought, if bitten, as and when any adverse health effects are observed.
Spider Identification - they are brown in color and the adults measure roughly 1/3 to 2/3 inch in body length and 2/3 to 2 inches in leg span. Their abdomens have several chevron shaped markings. Males are distinctively different from females in that they have two large palpi (mouth parts) that look like boxing gloves. Females tend to have a larger and rounder abdomen when compared to males.
Habitat - they can be found anywhere in Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah and Colorado. They rarely climb vertical surfaces and are uncommon above basements or ground level.
CLICK HERE - FIRST AID - Hobo Spider Bite


.....and, we have the wolf spiders as well....SWEET DREAMS!!!
#60 | 1125 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I disagree.
Manning, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, and VIck.
I disagree too

1 - Brady
2 - Manning
3 - Rodgers
4 - Brees
5 - Rivers
#61 | 1125 days ago

 Better.

:hug:  
#62 | 1125 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Uh oh.    I think this is the one (looks like him, but I'll keep searching).



OK, at least it's not all lethal.  But I don't want a painful bite.  
F*ck feminism, I want manfriend to come kill it for me.
wolf spiders are fun to step on.. they make a crunching, popping sound. :)
#63 | 1125 days ago

For My Birthday Week...Can I Please Please Please Have the CoC not apply to me so i can speak my mind and not get into trouble?? =)
:hug:  
#64 | 1125 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
For My Birthday Week...Can I Please Please Please Have the CoC not apply to me so i can speak my mind and not get into trouble?? =)
 If she gets that^^^^^^, I want the same thing next year!
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#65 | 1125 days ago

JessNic wrote:
wolf spiders are fun to step on.. they make a crunching, popping sound. :)
 
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#66 | 1125 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I killed one of those when I was a kid in Michigan.  Bring a papertowel.  They have a lot of um,  substance in them.
 again. 
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#67 | 1125 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
kteacher wrote:
 It was great. Go Jordan and Rachel! (Shelly's skin looks like it's going to peel.....sort of burn victim-ish. And she's only 41? Wow. )
KHALIA has to go next!    I'm tired of her S#!T-eating grin she gets every time something goes her way!   POOOOOOOOR SPORTSMANSHIP!

Plus, her game sucks!   To be honest, every one, except Rachel's game, sucks and I can't stand her either  , but,  I would rather see her and Jordan as the final 2 instead of the other 3 tools!

ADAM is a toad! He can't think for himself and can't win an event to save his life The only time he won was when Jeff threw the bags toss!

PORSCHE has nothing to offer the game!

KHALIA over analyzes EVERYTHING and spends too much time figuring out what to do next.

ADAM, PORSCHE & KHALIA do what others have told them, the entire game until JEFF & DANIELLE got kicked off, now they have to figure S$!T out for themselves and they are FREAKING OUT!

RACHEL & JORDAN have been consistent all season, even though they have been weak in certain areas, at least you always knew where they stood!
:hug:  
#68 | 1125 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I am insanely excited about Aliens.  Hopefully it wont suck sh*t like the Aliens vs. Predator game that came out last year.  Lost World 2?  Do you mean Lost Planet 2? 
Yes, Lost Planet 2 ... I take it you've played it?  
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#69 | 1125 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 If she gets that^^^^^^, I want the same thing next year!
no you don't. i'm special...it only applies to me =-D
:hug:  
#70 | 1125 days ago
Nick__ (+)

HULL_17 wrote:
For My Birthday Week...Can I Please Please Please Have the CoC not apply to me so i can speak my mind and not get into trouble?? =)
wurd!
:hug:  
#71 | 1125 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Yes, Lost Planet 2 ... I take it you've played it?  
Yeah..for about a day.  The first one rocked.  The second one p*ssed me off b/c it was more of the same.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#72 | 1125 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Yeah..for about a day.  The first one rocked.  The second one p*ssed me off b/c it was more of the same.
I got suckered into buying the first one because the multiplayer demo was pretty fun. That game ended up being absolutely awful though - one of the few games that I refused to finish the campaign.
#73 | 1125 days ago

Also, Janet - me and my roommate finished Resident Evil 5 like last week. Got it for $8, was pretty good.


And to avoid doing a triple post, completely off topic from above - I'm probably moving to San Francisco in November - so, for those over there in California, hello there.
#74 | 1125 days ago

Teach, It's leigh not jess. lol

Hull, there is something that you can't say without getting banned? I think you should try. LOL. (yes, im just being nosy)

Joe, .

Jack, I tried to read all of that, I swear....but no go.
:hug:  
#75 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
I noticed I missed the entertaining filter errors this week.

I need a job that I don't actually have to go to.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#76 | 1125 days ago

Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

Took a vacation day to run errands all day.   My sister-in-law is in town with 4 of her kids.  (She's got 6 and all their names start with the letter A.  Its funny to watch her try to keep them all straight.   I'm sticking with making up names for them.   "Hey You", "Runt", etc,)

I'm going out to photo fireworks tonight, and hopefully, tomorrow and Sunday I'm helping set them up.  Ought to be a good show, 1812 Overture  
:hug:  
#77 | 1125 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
KHALIA has to go next!    I'm tired of her S#!T-eating grin she gets every time something goes her way!   POOOOOOOOR SPORTSMANSHIP!

Plus, her game sucks!   To be honest, every one, except Rachel's game, sucks and I can't stand her either  , but,  I would rather see her and Jordan as the final 2 instead of the other 3 tools!

ADAM is a toad! He can't think for himself and can't win an event to save his life The only time he won was when Jeff threw the bags toss!

PORSCHE has nothing to offer the game!

KHALIA over analyzes EVERYTHING and spends too much time figuring out what to do next.

ADAM, PORSCHE & KHALIA do what others have told them, the entire game until JEFF & DANIELLE got kicked off, now they have to figure S$!T out for themselves and they are FREAKING OUT!

RACHEL & JORDAN have been consistent all season, even though they have been weak in certain areas, at least you always knew where they stood!
I don't want Jordan to win anything. She has already won Half a mil on the season she was on. I am over the last ones left!
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#78 | 1125 days ago

Nope.
Adrenaline Rush...  
#79 | 1125 days ago

Hello out there in FanIQ Land!  I got called off from my other job last night because the mall had been dead all day.  But that meant I got to stay home and watch the final preseason game for the Steelers, and I have to say, I LOVE our WR core this year, one of the best I've ever seen for a team that's prided itself as a run-first offense.  This is gonna be fun to watch!  College football tomorrow, let's go Pitt!  I have a wedding to go to tomorrow at the Aviary (National Aviary BTW) of all places.  If a bird s***s on me during the ceremony, will they still give me an "I got it" pin?  Our tracking system went down after I left work yesterday, and it was down again when I came in this morning.  So the units had to call down to our dispatchers and tell them where the patient needed to go, what to bring, etc.  Too bad it didn't stay like that all day, because when it did come back on again, it backed us up for a good 2 hours and screwed up the rest of the day.  It wasn't all lost though, as we had an ice cream social.  We all brought ice cream and toppings, cones, the whole works.  I brought the Cool Whip and frozen sliced strawberries.  Lunch was amazing today to say the least!  I'm gonna enjoy the holiday weekend and complete it with getting paid time and a half on Monday.  So sit back, crack open a cold one, watch some sports, fire up the barbecue one last time for the summer, and...ah hell I got nothing else, just tell me who said it!

BK over and out
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#80 | 1125 days ago

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame opened today....Just sayin'.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#81 | 1125 days ago

 I am at my friends house on her puter,  if you google fan iq the THONG OF THE DAY pops up.     BRAVO
No sierra beers but the ones that say torpedo............sound sccry to me.....Rollin rock rules

Beaneaters...  
#82 | 1125 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
 I am at my friends house on her puter,  if you google fan iq the THONG OF THE DAY pops up.     BRAVO
No sierra beers but the ones that say torpedo............sound sccry to me.....Rollin rock rules

LOL. I noticed that about the TOTD a few months ago. Vodka rules, as well.
:hug:  
#83 | 1125 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
 I am at my friends house on her puter,  if you google fan iq the THONG OF THE DAY pops up.     BRAVO
No sierra beers but the ones that say torpedo............sound sccry to me.....Rollin rock rules

No Sierra Nevadas?  Yuengling flows like water in Florida, right?  Their traditional is pale.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#84 | 1125 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
No Sierra Nevadas?  Yuengling flows like water in Florida, right?  Their traditional is pale.
Oh, i meant to ask someone last week, if i should try Sierra Nevada...
:hug:  
#85 | 1125 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, i meant to ask someone last week, if i should try Sierra Nevada...
Some are good, some aren't.  I dont like pales so most of their stuff i shy away from.  Their Summerfest and Celebration are great though.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#86 | 1125 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
I don't want Jordan to win anything. She has already won Half a mil on the season she was on. I am over the last ones left!
 WURD!

If anyone deserves it, that's left, it's RACHEL, the wicked, whiny biotech of VEGAS!

She is annoying and the whole crying crap when BRENDON was banned, twice, was annoying, but, based on the 5 that are left, she's probably the strongest player, which, also makes her the biggest target!

The other 4 are all weak in their own ways and I would rank the 5 in this order (deserving of winning and not personal preference)

1) RACHEL
2) JORDAN / PORSCHE (TIE)
4) KHALIA
5) ADAM
:hug:  
#87 | 1125 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
 I am at my friends house on her puter,  if you google fan iq the THONG OF THE DAY pops up.     BRAVO
No sierra beers but the ones that say torpedo............sound sccry to me.....Rollin rock rules

Hat!
Beaneaters...  
#88 | 1125 days ago

Hope ya'll have a wonderful Labor Day weekend!!....G'night
#89 | 1124 days ago
Christinabelle (+)

My willpower sucks.  I was only gone for two days.

Before anyone starts having STRANGER DANGER conniptions, look at my profile.  You'll know who I am.

I went to see Horrible Bosses tonight at the Threedollar movies.  I laughed.  A lot.  I also got my spa day booked at Joseph's Salon.  One hour facial, one hour massage, spa pedicure, spa manicure, eyebrow wax, haircut.  Things every girl should spoil herself with every once in a great while.  Even better...my Aveda pure privilege card is paying for $150 of it.

Last night was Cardinal Football.  It completely rocked my face off...except for the 2nd half, when we left a ton of points on the field.  We won, 21-9.  I got goosebumps when we took the field, except it was still in the 90's at 9ish when the game was over.  The college football is here...bring on the college football weather!

Tomorrow is breakfast at Toast on Main, Founder's Day at the Frazier Historical Arms Museum for the DaVinci exhibit, then the WorldFest. 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#90 | 1124 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Uh oh.    I think this is the one (looks like him, but I'll keep searching).



OK, at least it's not all lethal.  But I don't want a painful bite.  
F*ck feminism, I want manfriend to come kill it for me.
One of these suckas has built a web in my kitchen window (outside) and sits there staring at us.  I wanna remove it or something, but I have no raid and my kids have this thing about bad luck killing spiders.........
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#91 | 1124 days ago

Christinabelle wrote:
My willpower sucks.  I was only gone for two days.

Before anyone starts having STRANGER DANGER conniptions, look at my profile.  You'll know who I am.

I went to see Horrible Bosses tonight at the Threedollar movies.  I laughed.  A lot.  I also got my spa day booked at Joseph's Salon.  One hour facial, one hour massage, spa pedicure, spa manicure, eyebrow wax, haircut.  Things every girl should spoil herself with every once in a great while.  Even better...my Aveda pure privilege card is paying for $150 of it.

Last night was Cardinal Football.  It completely rocked my face off...except for the 2nd half, when we left a ton of points on the field.  We won, 21-9.  I got goosebumps when we took the field, except it was still in the 90's at 9ish when the game was over.  The college football is here...bring on the college football weather!

Tomorrow is breakfast at Toast on Main, Founder's Day at the Frazier Historical Arms Museum for the DaVinci exhibit, then the WorldFest. 
Welcome, Christinabelle.   Ya know...it's amazing...there is another Christi S. who lives in Louisville....simply amazing that there are two of you.



I had seen a DaVinci exhibit over a year ago, simply amazing the stuff he designed.  I took YoungFool and the other kids to see it when our Aerospace museum held it.
:hug:  
#92 | 1124 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day, bitches.

Becky - the stupid Jets game pushed Big Brother back until 110000 o'clock last night, so I missed it.  I'm annoyed (but how radtastic was the veto episode?!).

Sis - I heart your answer options today.  It took me at least 7 minutes of staring to pick one.  Nicely done.

Jason - Are you nerdily excited about Aliens: Colonial Marines coming out in the spring?  I am.  PS - Have you played Lost World 2 on PS3?  I heard it was a bust in sales, but that it's super awesome, and it's only like $17 right now, so yeah.  Anything?

Other than that, I'm just trying to kill some time and find out if the spider that decided to web (in my head, that's like the archno-version of the verb "nest") on my sideview mirror this morning ... and is still there now.  
The f*cker is HUGE, and kinda brown with white stripes.  And dude was pissed at me after a 20 minute drive on the highway this morning.    I think he wants to kill me, so I have to Google to find out if he's poison-y or not.  I need to know what I'm up against when I go out there with a can of Raid and a rolled up newspaper in my army fatigues later. 

Wish me luck.  And if, by chance, he is all venomous and lethal and I lose this battle (not likely, I've been playing a lot of Resident Evil 5 lately, so I'm practically an expert at killing gross, deadly creatures now), Stoney gets my dog, and the rest of you should duke it out for the rest of my stuff.  Fight hard.  No pulled punches, p*ssies.  And someone record it all, for posterity's sake (and to play at the funeral ... my mom might like that).
I like spiders they build pretty neat webs
Spidey 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#93 | 1124 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I like spiders they build pretty neat webs
Spidey 
But they should probably NOT do so on my car's sideview mirror.  It isn't going to end well.
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#94 | 1124 days ago
John_Daly (+)

janet011685 wrote:
But they should probably NOT do so on my car's sideview mirror.  It isn't going to end well.
Go to sleep!
#95 | 1124 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
But they should probably NOT do so on my car's sideview mirror.  It isn't going to end well.
Well we should not build homes over their habitats but that's a different debate all together.
Don't kill it just let it go, remove the web with some stick or something and it'll leave on it's own.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#96 | 1124 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Go to sleep!
 
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#97 | 1124 days ago
John_Daly (+)

janet011685 wrote:
 
God I love that show. Thank for that.  
#98 | 1124 days ago
(+)

Heat advisory here today....101 actual temp.  Ugh.  Sounds like I'll be skipping the world fair, even if I have been craving cannoli.  I may be hitting up an Italian restaurant later.  And on Monday, the high will be 68.  Somebody owes me one.

TS Lee will be here Thursday.  His alias here is "drought-buster."  While we need the rain, I'm still going to say ugh.

I'm getting hungry, so I'm outta here.
#99 | 1124 days ago
Christinabelle (+)

Bah!  I ghost posted!
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#100 | 1124 days ago

Christinabelle wrote:
My willpower sucks.  I was only gone for two days.

Before anyone starts having STRANGER DANGER conniptions, look at my profile.  You'll know who I am.

I went to see Horrible Bosses tonight at the Threedollar movies.  I laughed.  A lot.  I also got my spa day booked at Joseph's Salon.  One hour facial, one hour massage, spa pedicure, spa manicure, eyebrow wax, haircut.  Things every girl should spoil herself with every once in a great while.  Even better...my Aveda pure privilege card is paying for $150 of it.

Last night was Cardinal Football.  It completely rocked my face off...except for the 2nd half, when we left a ton of points on the field.  We won, 21-9.  I got goosebumps when we took the field, except it was still in the 90's at 9ish when the game was over.  The college football is here...bring on the college football weather!

Tomorrow is breakfast at Toast on Main, Founder's Day at the Frazier Historical Arms Museum for the DaVinci exhibit, then the WorldFest. 
 I knew you couldn't stay away.

Welcome back.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#101 | 1124 days ago
Christinabelle (+)

kramer wrote:
 I knew you couldn't stay away.

Welcome back.

IDK what I was thinking.  I'm an addict with this site.  And I forgot to post a song yesterday, so here it goes:


 
Can I Get A... Lyrics
Artist(Band):Jay-Z 

 Jay-Z]
What? Well f**k you... bitch

Bounce wit me, wit me, wit me wit me
Can you bounce wit me, bounce wit me, wit me wit me
Can you bounce wit me, bounce wit me, ge-gi-gi-gi-gi-gi
Can you bounce wit me, bounce wit me, ye-ye-yeah

Uh-huh uh-huh bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Ya-yah-yah, ya-ya-yah-yeah bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Ge-gi, ge-gi-gi-gi-geyeah bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Get it!

Verse One: Jay-Z

Can I hit in the MORNING
without givin you half of my dough
And even worse if I was broke would you WANT ME?
If I couldn't get you finer things
like all of them diamond rings bitches KILL FOR
would you STILL ROLL?
If we couldn't see the sun risin off the shore of Thailand
would you RIDE THEN, if I wasn't Drivin?
If I wasn't ah, eight figure ni**a by the name of Jigga
would you come around me or would you clown me?
If I couldn't flow futuristic would ya
put your two lips on my wood and kiss it - could ya
see yourself with a nigga workin harder than 9 to 5
then 10 to 6, two jobs to survive, or
do you need a BALLA? So you can shop and tear the MALL UP?
Brag, tell your friends what I BOUGHT YA
If you couldn't see yourself with a ni**a when his dough is low
Baby girl, if this is so, yo..

Chorus: repeat 2X

[Jay-Z] Can I get a F**K YOU
to these bitches from all of my ni**az
who don't love hoes, they get no dough
[Amil] Can I get a WOOP WOOP
to these ni**az from all of my bitches
who don't got love for ni**az without dubs?

[Amil] Now can you bounce wit me, uhh
[Jay-Z] Bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
[Amil] Uh uh.. Major Coins, Amil-lion
[Jay-Z] Bounce wit me, bounce wit me
[Amil] Uhh, yo bounce wit me
[Jay-Z] Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
[Amil] Yeah, uh-uh uh uh

Verse Two: Amil

You ain't gotta be rich but F**K THAT
How we gonna get around your BUS PASS
Fo' I put this pu**y on your mustache
Can you AFFORD ME, my ni**az breadwinners, never poor
Ambition makes me, so horny
Not the fussin and the frontin
If you got nuttin, baby boy, you betta
"Git Up, Git Out and get some" Shit!
I like a, lot of P-rada, Alize and vodka
Late nights, candlelight, then I tear the c**k
Get it up I put it down everytime it pop up, huh
I got to snap em, let it loose, then I knock ya
Feel the juice, then I got ya, when you produce a rocka
I let you meet momma and introduce you to poppa
My, coochie remains in a Gucci name
Never test my patience ni**a, I'm high maintenance
HIGH CLASS, if you ain't rollin, bypass
If you ain't holdin, I dash yo

Chorus

[Jay-Z] Now can you bounce for me, bounce for me
[Ja] Uhh
[Jay-Z] Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
[Ja] Uhh!
[Jay-Z] Gi-gi-gi-geyeah-geyeah
[Jay-Z] Can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
[Ja] UHH!
[Jay-Z] Gi-gi-gi-gi can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
[Ja] Uhh! Yeah

Verse Three: Ja (Rule)

It ain't even a question
how my dough flows, I'm good to these bad hoes
Like my bush wet and undry like damp clothes
What y'all ni**az don't know, it's eazy, to pimp a hoe
Bitches betta have my, money fo' sho'
Before they go, runnin they mouth, promotin half
I be d**kin they, back out, go 'head, let it out
I f**ks with my gat out, bounce and leave a hundred
Makin em feel, slutted even if they don't want it
It's been SO LONG
since I met a chick ain't on my tips but then I'm
DEAD WRONG, when I tell em BE GONE
So HOLD ON to the feelin of flossin and platinum
cause from NOW ON, you can witness Ja the I-CON
with hoodies and TIMBS ON, cause I thugs my bitches
VeVe, studs my bitches, then we rob bitch ni**az
I'm talkin bout straight figures if you here, you wit us
If not Boo, you know what, I still f**ked you

Chorus

[Jay-Z]
Now can you bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Ge-gi, ge-gi-gi-gi bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Wit me wit me wit me bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Bounce, bitch, bounce.. wit me wit me wit me wit me
Can ya bounce wit me wit me
Ge-gi, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh
Can ya bounce wit me bounce wit me
Geyeah


 


I drank a Kentucky Mimosa (or 4) with my breakfast at Toast on Market.  It's got oj, champagne, bourbon, and a cherry.  Who could resist that s**t?
The DaVinci exhibit was awesome.  Dude was way before his time.
Settle in, mah bitches....college football is back in all it's glory.  Just for the next hour or two, for my friend Allison, WAR EAGLE! 

That is all.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#102 | 1124 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I had a long discussion with a friend about women marriage and sex, we stopped when he said this
"Sex should be only for reproduction, not for those lazy pleasurable moments"

He retracted his statement immediately.
 
well in my situation.....BOB cant be for "reproduction" :)
#103 | 1124 days ago

Is BOB sterile?  Poor BOB.....
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#104 | 1124 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Is this about a di*do?
#105 | 1124 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)


             
:hug:  
#106 | 1123 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Yeah..for about a day.  The first one rocked.  The second one p*ssed me off b/c it was more of the same.
I never played the first one.  I'm just looking for good local/couch co-op (preferably shooters, but not exclusively) games on PS3 and that one came up.  Suggestions?

James - I beat RE5 about 3 times already ... obviously I loved it.  
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#107 | 1123 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)
Bullsh*t  they dont, but you are a girl so ofcourse you have to be correct.
#108 | 1123 days ago

We just spent MORE than 20 minutes explaining this to him. Since, he's still here, I guess he just got mad at us and left.
:hug:  
#109 | 1123 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
We just spent MORE than 20 minutes explaining this to him. Since, he's still here, I guess he just got mad at us and left.
...nevermind.  
That wouldn't end well, so ... no.
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#110 | 1123 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
...nevermind.  
That wouldn't end well, so ... no.
Yeah, I understand. 
:hug:  
#111 | 1123 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
We just spent MORE than 20 minutes explaining this to him. Since, he's still here, I guess he just got mad at us and left.
I dont need explanations. Just because you put wings on a car, that doest make it an airplane, but you can still make it fly. I really cant believe your stubbornness about this.
#112 | 1123 days ago

 *sigh*





(love you toooo)
:hug:  
#113 | 1123 days ago

Wow! Hmmmm, you sure know alot about this subject, did you google this?
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#114 | 1123 days ago

jswol54 wrote:


I just bring facts.  That's all.  For the record, I don't think Western will win tomorrow, but it's certainly possible.  I apologize for calling Michigan what they are, and that's a mediocre team.   

By the way, until you're actually attending Michigan, I wouldn't look down upon those that don't.  The Walmart Wolverines already have that angle covered, as well as the very pompous alumni base that acts as if their sh*t doesn't stink. 
University of Michigan 1-0


Notre Dame 0-1



Need I Say More??


GO BLUE
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#115 | 1123 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I have no further comment on the subject.
#116 | 1123 days ago
Nick__ (+)

JenX63 wrote:
Wow! Hmmmm, you sure know alot about this subject, did you google this?
HAHAHAHA!

Actually, I did do some search and came across a little SEX QUIZ site that had the comparison of these 2 as one of the questions.
:hug:  
#117 | 1123 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
HAHAHAHA!

Actually, I did do some search and came across a little SEX QUIZ site that had the comparison of these 2 as one of the questions.
Snort!
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#118 | 1123 days ago

 Alrighty, got a little descriptive. I removed those posts. Remember, even with asterisks in place of letters in some of the words, we still can't be descriptive or explicit about certain subjects.
Adrenaline Rush...  
#119 | 1123 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Bullsh*t  they dont, but you are a girl so ofcourse you have to be correct.
Yes Im a girl, but no that dosent make me automatically correct. Its just that girls are more sensitive and knowledgeable on this subject because most toys are to satisfy females and each girl wants the most pleasurable experience they can, and to get that they need to know differences.
Just take this as "learn something new everyday" thing. You dont need your guns blazing..stampeding in with all this contradicting bullcrap. Just a simple, "I believe some dills do" would have been just fine. Same goes for when asking who I really was...we could have avoided all the nonsense if you would have just asked nicely. Be respectful and nice...Then I and Im sure some others will be your friend and be respectful and nice back. :)
#120 | 1123 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I never played the first one.  I'm just looking for good local/couch co-op (preferably shooters, but not exclusively) games on PS3 and that one came up.  Suggestions?

James - I beat RE5 about 3 times already ... obviously I loved it.  
Thing about RE5 that pissed me off was playing the giant spider. Fought the thing forever, throwing grenades at its head whenever it was stunned...not realizing you had to get right up in the face for the action. Took twice as long as it should've.

Have you gotten the DLC with extra missions too? 
#121 | 1123 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Thing about RE5 that pissed me off was playing the giant spider. Fought the thing forever, throwing grenades at its head whenever it was stunned...not realizing you had to get right up in the face for the action. Took twice as long as it should've.

Have you gotten the DLC with extra missions too? 
I just got my PS3 hooked up for online play like last week.    I'm techtarded.

The spiders DID suck (and they didn't always come out of the same pods, especially on the harder difficulties ... f*ckers), but you have to aim for the "pus-tules" (that's what I call them ... the little white pods/sacs on them).  

I also hated the very end level vs. giant gross mutated Wesker because I was playing it with my friend in co-op and we could NOT figure out wtf you were supposed to do when Sheva dangles off the cliff, ugh.  Eventually we had to look it up, but it was pretty simple once you knew what to do.

PS - Jason (or you James, if you've played Lost Planet 2) ... is Wesker in that game, too?  I saw screenshots and some were of Wesker.  I was confuzzled.
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#122 | 1123 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I just got my PS3 hooked up for online play like last week.    I'm techtarded.

The spiders DID suck (and they didn't always come out of the same pods, especially on the harder difficulties ... f*ckers), but you have to aim for the "pus-tules" (that's what I call them ... the little white pods/sacs on them).  

I also hated the very end level vs. giant gross mutated Wesker because I was playing it with my friend in co-op and we could NOT figure out wtf you were supposed to do when Sheva dangles off the cliff, ugh.  Eventually we had to look it up, but it was pretty simple once you knew what to do.

PS - Jason (or you James, if you've played Lost Planet 2) ... is Wesker in that game, too?  I saw screenshots and some were of Wesker.  I was confuzzled.
Yea, final boss was a b*tch. Didn't resort to looking it up though, that's just cheap. rolling eyes

And I just looked it up for Lost Planet 2, unlockable characters are Frank West and Servbot from Dead Rising, Wesker, and Marcus & Dom from Gears.
#123 | 1122 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Yea, final boss was a b*tch. Didn't resort to looking it up though, that's just cheap. rolling eyes

And I just looked it up for Lost Planet 2, unlockable characters are Frank West and Servbot from Dead Rising, Wesker, and Marcus & Dom from Gears.
I will punch your head.
At least I figured out how to beat the spiders on my own.    Dummy. 
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#124 | 1122 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Yea, well I killed four, count them 4, dungeons of undead today in the Necropolis.....
#125 | 1122 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Yea, well I killed four, count them 4, dungeons of undead today in the Necropolis.....
I don't know what that means, but it sounds impressive.
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#126 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I never played the first one.  I'm just looking for good local/couch co-op (preferably shooters, but not exclusively) games on PS3 and that one came up.  Suggestions?

James - I beat RE5 about 3 times already ... obviously I loved it.  
Couch co-op AND shooter?? Army of Two might be local co-op.  The Call of Duty Spec Op missions can be done in local.  The Kane and Lynch games might be local.  If you get tired of shooters then Dungeon Siege 3 was amusing.   Of course the greatest local co-op game of ALL time is Portal 2.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#127 | 1122 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Couch co-op AND shooter?? Army of Two might be local co-op.  The Call of Duty Spec Op missions can be done in local.  The Kane and Lynch games might be local.  If you get tired of shooters then Dungeon Siege 3 was amusing.   Of course the greatest local co-op game of ALL time is Portal 2.
Got/Played/Beat the Kane and Lynch games and Army of Two.  Call of Duty (any of them) intimidate me for some reason.  I don't know why.  I just ... I dunno.  *sigh*
I think I saw Portal 2 on some game review site, but I don't know why I didn't get it.  I might have to.  And I'll look into Dungeon Siege 3.  Is it like ... what?  Dragon Age?  Kinda RPG-ish?  I'll look into it, too.

Oh, I ordered Lost Planet 2, though.  I won't bitch you out if it sucks.
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#128 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Got/Played/Beat the Kane and Lynch games and Army of Two.  Call of Duty (any of them) intimidate me for some reason.  I don't know why.  I just ... I dunno.  *sigh*
I think I saw Portal 2 on some game review site, but I don't know why I didn't get it.  I might have to.  And I'll look into Dungeon Siege 3.  Is it like ... what?  Dragon Age?  Kinda RPG-ish?  I'll look into it, too.

Oh, I ordered Lost Planet 2, though.  I won't bitch you out if it sucks.
Get Portal 2.  Immediately.  Now..stop reading and go.

Dungeon Siege 3...its kinda like...er...hmmm...Dynasty Warriors, maybe.  Its a birds eye view kinda game..where you run around and just f*cking wreck everything you see.  And it is RPG'ish.  You can level up your dudes and get treasure and sh*t like a +3 Ring of Awesomeness.
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#129 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
Jason_ wrote:
Get Portal 2.  Immediately.  Now..stop reading and go.

Dungeon Siege 3...its kinda like...er...hmmm...Dynasty Warriors, maybe.  Its a birds eye view kinda game..where you run around and just f*cking wreck everything you see.  And it is RPG'ish.  You can level up your dudes and get treasure and sh*t like a +3 Ring of Awesomeness.
I can vouch for Portal 2, just an amazing game.

Jason, which games were you getting in the next couple of months? I know I was getting Arkham City and MW3 for sure - roommate was getting Assassins Creed: Revelations and probably Gears of War 3.

edit: And J, co-op games that are a hell of a lot of fun - Lego games (shut up). Batman was the best, Star Wars was good too.
#130 | 1122 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I can vouch for Portal 2, just an amazing game.

Jason, which games were you getting in the next couple of months? I know I was getting Arkham City and MW3 for sure - roommate was getting Assassins Creed: Revelations and probably Gears of War 3.

edit: And J, co-op games that are a hell of a lot of fun - Lego games (shut up). Batman was the best, Star Wars was good too.
Are they local/couch co-op, or online only?  That makes a difference to me.  You mean the Batman/Star Wars Lego games?
I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys...  
#131 | 1122 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I can vouch for Portal 2, just an amazing game.

Jason, which games were you getting in the next couple of months? I know I was getting Arkham City and MW3 for sure - roommate was getting Assassins Creed: Revelations and probably Gears of War 3.

edit: And J, co-op games that are a hell of a lot of fun - Lego games (shut up). Batman was the best, Star Wars was good too.
Sh*t...sounds like you're set for a few months.

100% for sure am getting Battlefield 3, Assassins Creed: Revelations, and Elder Scrolls:Skyrim.  Im on the fence about MW3.  I just dont know how many more times i can play the exact same game.  Batman will be a rental...great game...its just the first one was over so quick.  
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#132 | 1122 days ago

Yep...Lego:Batman was the best.  I really dug Lego:Harry Potter too.  The worst was probably Lego:Pirates of the Caribbean. 
I have saw some sh*t in here...  
#133 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Are they local/couch co-op, or online only?  That makes a difference to me.  You mean the Batman/Star Wars Lego games?
Yes, local co-op (actually, neither Lego: Batman or Lego: Star Wars even had online). And to the last question: duh.

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