Friends can help you get phone numbers.

a girl roommate is fantastic, except when she has no real concept of flirting or sex.

Apparently Mark Sanchez is Gay, but talking about him being gay is even gayer.

You should actually post in the intro also what YOU learned today....those are fun. Then we can add to it.

 3 or 4x? Re-up....go again.


I learned that FF is more work than people tell you.
I learned that some straight boys think they know more about vibes than I do.
I learned that I am an excellent serenader and my perma-crush loves it.
I learned that Jay Swole is an obnoxious fan, not Steelers fan like (sans perma-crush) where you want to slit his throat but still...
I learned that Kramer just makes you WSI rules at his convenience.
I learned that ******* was* *** ****. HA! 
I learned that Q boys cry over the darndest things. babies.

sall i got right now.



(edit: correct my grammar and spelling, dammit...unless it's just country talk)

That things, no matter how benevolent in presentation and initial focus, can evolve into something equally malevolent when the initial dedications are let fall to the wayside.

 who was what?

what q boys?

I'm not your perma crush?  *** ***

1. that is all.
2. see Hush little baby poll
3. Not as of this moment....pretty sure you aren't a steelers fan. But, 'tis possible.




4. Maybe it's the drinks but I have no idea what Norse just said.

 back to #2:

i ain't reading all that sh!t

 nobody's answered that thing in 24 hours, and mine have already probably been answered:

Saving Private Ryan, and too be honest just about any war movie where it's someone sacrificing for the good of their country.  but I tear up a little just about every time I hear our National Anthem. 

Rudy and Borat made me cry because they took a lot of time away from me.  i'm sure i have many others like that also.

i learned today that when women want something, they call you lover but don't mean it.

 Speaking of Kenne (again):

I learned there is a Margaritaville somewhere that had only one white guy in it.  and there was more than one person in it.

Also - I learned something more than a year ago about Margaritaville. (Only...the real Margaritaville restaurant/bar here in KW) - it's overrated. The margaritas are overrated and the food is overrated, and a cheeseburger in paradise may very well be in paradise but it's still just a crummy cheeseburger with too much grease, warm gross vegetables, a bun that gets soggy and rips apart, and cold fries.

Also - I learned something more than a year ago about Margaritaville. (Only...the real Margaritaville restaurant/bar here in KW) - it's overrated. The margaritas are overrated and the food is overrated, and a cheeseburger in paradise may very well be in paradise but it's still just a crummy cheeseburger with too much grease, warm gross vegetables, a bun that gets soggy and rips apart, and cold fries.

I learnd that Aron Rodgers is jelous of Mark Sanchez!
Vokda is yum
That drunk texsting is mor fun than sober

 Aron Rodgers may be jelous of Mark Sanchez. But I bet you that Aaron Rodgers isn't jealous of Mark Sanchez, mainly because Aaron Rodgers has a Super Bowl ring and Mark Sanchez doesn't.

 i had to bold this because i've read it 5 times and i'm still not sure i understand it.

but i think it means stop sh!t in it's tracks before it gets out of hand.

I learned thanks to winning a Super Bowl and having an insane offense, I don't freak out as much over Packers games as I used to (until needing a last second goal line stop to win that is).