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Ask a Mod! (Edited 09/22/11 06:37PM by SusanVette)
Before i become a new mod i need practice answering questions efficiently and diplomatically.   So...here i am...ask away. 
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20%a. Stay retired.
13%b. You'll never be a mod.
7%c. I hate you.
28%d. This outta be good.
26%e. JASON FOR MOD!
7%f. Space formerly known as F**K BEANEATERS!

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#1 | 1071 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!

No one asks mods questions (except maybe jess).  Basically you go out and delete comments and pics, then those people get defensive and plead ignorance.

Mods ain't dear abby.
This outta be good.  
  
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#1 | 1071 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!

No one asks mods questions (except maybe jess).  Basically you go out and delete comments and pics, then those people get defensive and plead ignorance.

Mods ain't dear abby.
This outta be good.  
#2 | 1071 days ago

how now brown cow?
This outta be good.  
#3 | 1071 days ago

How many asterisks do I need to use if my cuss word is a two part hyphenated, partially made up, three syllable, eighteen letter phrase?
JASON FOR MOD!  
#4 | 1071 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!

No one asks mods questions (except maybe jess).  Basically you go out and delete comments and pics, then those people get defensive and plead ignorance.

Mods ain't dear abby.


Thanks a lot Dave.
Stay retired.  
#5 | 1071 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 
JASON FOR MOD!  
#6 | 1071 days ago

The CoC, what's that all about? Sounds kinda fey.



/derp
Space formerly known as F**K BEANEATERS!  
#7 | 1071 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
how now brown cow?
Not much..thanks for asking.
Stay retired.  
#8 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:


Thanks a lot Dave.
 A phrase i've always preferred:

"Drink Beer.  Because reality sucks."




This outta be good.  
#9 | 1071 days ago

If you were the judge in the following case, what would you sentence the young lad to?

(Jezebel) - In the most horrifying and bizarre story of relationship malfeasance we’ve heard in a long time, a man is charged with harassing his girlfriend under fake names and sending explicit pictures of her to her friends and family — all while they were still dating. We try to take all Daily Mail stories with a grain of salt, but this one is too upsetting to ignore. According to the British tabloid, 22-year-old Ruth Jeffery began getting strange online messages several years ago. The senders pretended to be former classmates of hers and propositioned her. It became more frequent. They were all saying very similar things. They were all saying, “I used to fancy you, Ruth. I think you are really good-looking and I want to meet up.” At the same time, someone was impersonating Jeffery, contacting men online and giving them explicit photos and personal information. One of the men even showed up at Jeffery’s college. And photos of her began to pop up on adult websites. After confiding in him for years, Jeffery began to suspect boyfriend Shane Webber, because some of the people contacting her knew things only he could know. But when she confronted him, he accused one of his friends, who was arrested. Finally, someone hacked Jeffery’s e-mail account and sent pictures of her to all her contacts, including her dad. Police were able to trace the hack back to Webber. He pled guilty to harassment charges and will be sentenced October 6.

#10 | 1071 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
How many asterisks do I need to use if my cuss word is a two part hyphenated, partially made up, three syllable, eighteen letter phrase?
Every vowel plus either the consonant before or after.   Or zero and Dave can delete it.
Stay retired.  
#11 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Not much..thanks for asking.
how do you feel about the massive amounts of tax dollars being wasted on abstinence education in texas when texas has the third highest rate of teen pregnancies in america?

also. what is your favorite kind of ice cream?
This outta be good.  
#12 | 1071 days ago

can i get a whoop whop?
#13 | 1071 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
 
At your age im going to say quite a few.
Stay retired.  
#14 | 1071 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
The CoC, what's that all about? Sounds kinda fey.



/derp
That phrase was coined by some of the old timers that have long since moved on.  Ill motion to change the Code Of Conduct to the policy of People Use Sense: Silence Yourself.  That way we can all respect P.*.*.*.Y instead of C.O.C
Stay retired.  
#15 | 1071 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
If you were the judge in the following case, what would you sentence the young lad to?

(Jezebel) - In the most horrifying and bizarre story of relationship malfeasance we’ve heard in a long time, a man is charged with harassing his girlfriend under fake names and sending explicit pictures of her to her friends and family — all while they were still dating. We try to take all Daily Mail stories with a grain of salt, but this one is too upsetting to ignore. According to the British tabloid, 22-year-old Ruth Jeffery began getting strange online messages several years ago. The senders pretended to be former classmates of hers and propositioned her. It became more frequent. They were all saying very similar things. They were all saying, “I used to fancy you, Ruth. I think you are really good-looking and I want to meet up.” At the same time, someone was impersonating Jeffery, contacting men online and giving them explicit photos and personal information. One of the men even showed up at Jeffery’s college. And photos of her began to pop up on adult websites. After confiding in him for years, Jeffery began to suspect boyfriend Shane Webber, because some of the people contacting her knew things only he could know. But when she confronted him, he accused one of his friends, who was arrested. Finally, someone hacked Jeffery’s e-mail account and sent pictures of her to all her contacts, including her dad. Police were able to trace the hack back to Webber. He pled guilty to harassment charges and will be sentenced October 6.

Sentence?  That guy has skills and perseverance not seen in todays youth.  Im giving the f**ker a job.
Stay retired.  
#16 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
That phrase was coined by some of the old timers that have long since moved on.  Ill motion to change the Code Of Conduct to the policy of People Use Sense: Silence Yourself.  That way we can all respect P.*.*.*.Y instead of C.O.C
"That way we can all respect follow P.*.*.*.Y instead of C.O.C"

I think that's more appropriate around here.
I hate you.  
#17 | 1071 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
how do you feel about the massive amounts of tax dollars being wasted on abstinence education in texas when texas has the third highest rate of teen pregnancies in america?

also. what is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Its all reverse psychology.  Tell kids not to have unprotected sex and guess what...thats all they'll have.  Texans are stupid like that and Rick Perry knows this.  When he secedes and makes Texas its own country he will have all the ground troops he needs when he invades Mexico in 2030.

Peanut Butter Cup Blizzards
Stay retired.  
#18 | 1071 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
can i get a whoop whop?
I dont know what this means.
Stay retired.  
#19 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Sentence?  That guy has skills and perseverance not seen in todays youth.  Im giving the f**ker a job.
I applaud that response.

What about this guy?  If they ever catch him of course.



WESTCHASE, Florida-- The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office released a report on Friday that details the investigation behind hidden cameras in the apartment of two Bulgarian students, and calls the case "unfounded."

Now, the attorney representing the two women is speaking out, questioning why the possible suspect and a crucial piece of evidence are nowhere to be found.

In May, 23-year-old Ralitsa Dzhambazova and 22-year-old Vanya Amokovareva moved to Westchase through a student visa program. They started working at Bollywood Cafe for a man who they knew as Raj Armani, and he subleased them an apartment.

In July, their roommates noticed suspicious devices inside what appeared to be smoke detectors and motion detectors. They called the Sheriff's Office, which found cameras inside those devices, along with audio and video cables that led to a closet. It's believed that Raj Armani, whose legal name is Nadir Punjani, had the cameras installed in bedrooms and bathrooms.

Dzhambazova and Amokovareva fear those cameras may have been secretly recording them.

"There were cameras installed in the rooms, but they were not connected to anything," one detective says in the report. "The connectors were found loose in the closet. There was no transmitting or recording device capable of recording or capturing any images from said cameras."

State law requires proof of an imaging device before making it legal to charge someone with video voyeurism, a misdemeanor.

"They could not prove that there was a server or router connected that broadcast the video," Mark Wright says. "It surely doesn't prove anything in terms of whether or not a crime had been committed all summer."

He says Punjani may have removed a server and other evidence before detectives ever got inside, and the report from the Sheriff's Office says that on the same day detectives were scheduled to arrive, management from the apartment complex observed Punjani removing a television monitor from the unit.

The Sheriff's Office also uncovered Craigslist ads from May that asked for someone to install surveillance cameras. The ads were connected to a Bollywood Cafe email address.

"We were very disappointed," Wright says about the Sheriff's Office considering the case unfounded. "I told the girls today what happened and they were devastated. It's bad enough they went through all of this this summer. It was supposed to be a great summer and it turned out to be a nightmare."

The address most recently linked to Punjani is empty, and neighbors say he moved about a month ago. Bollywood Cafe is closed. On Friday, the girls were granted an injunction that will allow them the authority to inspect Punjani's cell phone and computer - if they find him.

Meanwhile, the women just want closure and to know if their private lives were secretly recorded.

"If it's your sister, if it's your girlfriend, if it's your mother, and someone was videotaping them in their most private areas, their bedroom and their bathroom, for not just a period of hours or days, but weeks and months, then as far as I'm concerned, it'll be a substantial amount in order to compensate for their losses," says Wright.

#20 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Its all reverse psychology.  Tell kids not to have unprotected sex and guess what...thats all they'll have.  Texans are stupid like that and Rick Perry knows this.  When he secedes and makes Texas its own country he will have all the ground troops he needs when he invades Mexico in 2030.

Peanut Butter Cup Blizzards
 your ice cream preference earned you a bold.

in estimation what perecentage of q'ers faniq in underwear or less?
This outta be good.  
#21 | 1071 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I applaud that response.

What about this guy?  If they ever catch him of course.



WESTCHASE, Florida-- The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office released a report on Friday that details the investigation behind hidden cameras in the apartment of two Bulgarian students, and calls the case "unfounded."

Now, the attorney representing the two women is speaking out, questioning why the possible suspect and a crucial piece of evidence are nowhere to be found.

In May, 23-year-old Ralitsa Dzhambazova and 22-year-old Vanya Amokovareva moved to Westchase through a student visa program. They started working at Bollywood Cafe for a man who they knew as Raj Armani, and he subleased them an apartment.

In July, their roommates noticed suspicious devices inside what appeared to be smoke detectors and motion detectors. They called the Sheriff's Office, which found cameras inside those devices, along with audio and video cables that led to a closet. It's believed that Raj Armani, whose legal name is Nadir Punjani, had the cameras installed in bedrooms and bathrooms.

Dzhambazova and Amokovareva fear those cameras may have been secretly recording them.

"There were cameras installed in the rooms, but they were not connected to anything," one detective says in the report. "The connectors were found loose in the closet. There was no transmitting or recording device capable of recording or capturing any images from said cameras."

State law requires proof of an imaging device before making it legal to charge someone with video voyeurism, a misdemeanor.

"They could not prove that there was a server or router connected that broadcast the video," Mark Wright says. "It surely doesn't prove anything in terms of whether or not a crime had been committed all summer."

He says Punjani may have removed a server and other evidence before detectives ever got inside, and the report from the Sheriff's Office says that on the same day detectives were scheduled to arrive, management from the apartment complex observed Punjani removing a television monitor from the unit.

The Sheriff's Office also uncovered Craigslist ads from May that asked for someone to install surveillance cameras. The ads were connected to a Bollywood Cafe email address.

"We were very disappointed," Wright says about the Sheriff's Office considering the case unfounded. "I told the girls today what happened and they were devastated. It's bad enough they went through all of this this summer. It was supposed to be a great summer and it turned out to be a nightmare."

The address most recently linked to Punjani is empty, and neighbors say he moved about a month ago. Bollywood Cafe is closed. On Friday, the girls were granted an injunction that will allow them the authority to inspect Punjani's cell phone and computer - if they find him.

Meanwhile, the women just want closure and to know if their private lives were secretly recorded.

"If it's your sister, if it's your girlfriend, if it's your mother, and someone was videotaping them in their most private areas, their bedroom and their bathroom, for not just a period of hours or days, but weeks and months, then as far as I'm concerned, it'll be a substantial amount in order to compensate for their losses," says Wright.

This all seems too suspicious.  Two foreign chics move into an apartment owned by a dude named Raj Armani (???) and just happened to find tiny little cameras attached to their fire alarms?  Look...these girls dont look like the type that could even tie their shoes without a diagram and they noticed something was off about an electronic device three feet above their heads?  Riiiiiiight.  These chics are fresh off of a girls gone wild commercial....they knew what was up.  They walked around naked...licked whipped cream off each other...showered together...and straight got paid. 
Stay retired.  
#22 | 1071 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
 your ice cream preference earned you a bold.

in estimation what perecentage of q'ers faniq in underwear or less?
God..i hope zero.
Stay retired.  
#23 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
God..i hope zero.
good answer. i have one last question:

hi? we can be friend Go Seahawks!
This outta be good.  
#24 | 1071 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Is it possible that you could ban Teach from posting that alien she calls a cat?
Will Ash ever admit she is wrong or stop bullying and bossing people around?
Will I get a drunken txt/vm from Kat this weekend?
Will Leigh ever do a drunken poll again? If so when?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?

JASON FOR MOD!  
#25 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
This all seems too suspicious.  Two foreign chics move into an apartment owned by a dude named Raj Armani (???) and just happened to find tiny little cameras attached to their fire alarms?  Look...these girls dont look like the type that could even tie their shoes without a diagram and they noticed something was off about an electronic device three feet above their heads?  Riiiiiiight.  These chics are fresh off of a girls gone wild commercial....they knew what was up.  They walked around naked...licked whipped cream off each other...showered together...and straight got paid. 
Agreed.  These Eurotrash-bags knew what was up.  I also think someone from the apartment complex was involved.  Either way, I want to see the videos.  Those chicks are smokin's guns!
#26 | 1071 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
good answer. i have one last question:

hi? we can be friend Go Seahawks!
Yes we can be friends as long as you
a.  Give me that motorboat you owe me.
b.  Never type Go Seahawks again...like ever.
c.  Tell me why you gave me a bold for liking Peanut Butter Cup Blizards...cause those things are like Jesus in your mouth.
Stay retired.  
#27 | 1071 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
richard_cranium wrote:
Is it possible that you could ban Teach from posting that alien she calls a cat?
Will Ash ever admit she is wrong or stop bullying and bossing people around?
Will I get a drunken txt/vm from Kat this weekend?
Will Leigh ever do a drunken poll again? If so when?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Is it possible that you could ban Teach from posting that alien she calls a cat?
Normally i would say no..as i am more of a cat person than a dog person.  But that f**ker scared the living s**t out of me.  That wasn't a cat...it was an orange rat with aids.

Will Ash ever admit she is wrong or stop bullying and bossing people around?
I think Mike discussed this in one of his Ask Jack polls.  I think we determined that we all needed to stick our feet up her a$$ for her own good.  Obviously we haven't done our part.  We've failed her.  We've failed ourselves.  About six of us need to take one for the team and go knee deep in her a$$.

Will I get a drunken txt/vm from Kat this weekend?
Honestly i don't know.  Is this something she has a tendency to do? 

Will Leigh ever do a drunken poll again? If so when?
Of course she will.  Your best bet is to log in on a Saturday morning or Sunday morning after one of her debauchery filled nights out.  I'm betting she hits a Halloween party or two.  My money is on October.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg.  Evolution...Darwinism...whatever you believe in caused that little f**ker to pop out slightly better than the chicken like thing that laid it.
Stay retired.  
#28 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Yes we can be friends as long as you
a.  Give me that motorboat you owe me.
b.  Never type Go Seahawks again...like ever.
c.  Tell me why you gave me a bold for liking Peanut Butter Cup Blizards...cause those things are like Jesus in your mouth.
1. two options:
   1a. i can have someone else motorboat me and ask them hpow it was and report back to you
   1b. send your lips fedex c/o leigh m****, 5**0 ****** drive, friendswood, texas 77***
2. ok
3. the peanut butter cup blizzard boosted you from "poor quality" due to your blanket statement about texans
This outta be good.  
#29 | 1071 days ago

1. How do you feel about Philip Rivers?
2. How do you feel about your resemblance to Philip Rivers?
3. Will you buy me a Corona?
4. Who's your favorite Nascar driver?
5. Did you know that you kinda remind me of Mark Wahlberg?
I hate you.  
#30 | 1071 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. two options:
   1a. i can have someone else motorboat me and ask them hpow it was and report back to you
   1b. send your lips fedex c/o leigh m****, 5**0 ****** drive, friendswood, texas 77***
2. ok
3. the peanut butter cup blizzard boosted you from "poor quality" due to your blanket statement about texans
I hate either option for 1.
How about you send me a picture and i motorboat it.
Stay retired.  
#31 | 1071 days ago

But that f**ker scared the living s**t out of me.  That wasn't a cat...it was an orange rat with aids


JASON FOR MOD!  
#32 | 1071 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
1. How do you feel about Philip Rivers?
2. How do you feel about your resemblance to Philip Rivers?
3. Will you buy me a Corona?
4. Who's your favorite Nascar driver?
5. Did you know that you kinda remind me of Mark Wahlberg?
1. How do you feel about Dan Marino?
2. How do you feel about your resemblance to Zack Galifenaikialsahles?
3. Will you buy me a Duvel?
4. What's your favorite golf driver?
5. Did you know that you kinda remind me of Zack Galifniaskishelsrsrsas?


THIS is what happens to questions like this when im made a mod.
Stay retired.  
#33 | 1071 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. two options:
   1a. i can have someone else motorboat me and ask them hpow it was and report back to you
   1b. send your lips fedex c/o leigh m****, 5**0 ****** drive, friendswood, texas 77***
2. ok
3. the peanut butter cup blizzard boosted you from "poor quality" due to your blanket statement about texans

dammit.

This outta be good.  
#34 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I hate either option for 1.
How about you send me a picture and i motorboat it.
that's a stupid idea.
This outta be good.  
#35 | 1071 days ago

If you are made a Mod how many people do you plan to P*SS off on your First Day?
JASON FOR MOD!  
#36 | 1071 days ago

maddhatter6691 wrote:
If you are made a Mod how many people do you plan to P*SS off on your First Day?
You're assuming that i p**s people off?  Why is that?  Ive never p**sed anyone off....have i p**sed you off?
Stay retired.  
#37 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Yes we can be friends as long as you
a.  Give me that motorboat you owe me.
b.  Never type Go Seahawks again...like ever.
c.  Tell me why you gave me a bold for liking Peanut Butter Cup Blizards...cause those things are like Jesus in your mouth.
 No FanIQ user that refuses to type "Go Seahawks" ever, will be appointed as a mod. I have to draw the line somewhere.
This outta be good.  
#38 | 1071 days ago

Jess wrote:
 No FanIQ user that refuses to type "Go Seahawks" ever, will be appointed as a mod. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Liar
Stay retired.  
#39 | 1071 days ago

And you were so close.
This outta be good.  
#40 | 1071 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
And you were so close.
Shut up, Joe.
Stay retired.  
#41 | 1071 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Jason_ wrote:
At your age im going to say quite a few.
OUCH!   You'll be surprised at how well my tongue has not lost a step lick!



BTW - Why is it that you received 5 funny's for your comment (which is rightly deserved, btw) but I got 0 for even posting my question??

Now, that one is the true test of your mod existence!  (lol) 
JASON FOR MOD!  
#42 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Shut up, Joe.
sensitive much?
This outta be good.  
#43 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1. How do you feel about Dan Marino?
2. How do you feel about your resemblance to Zack Galifenaikialsahles?
3. Will you buy me a Duvel?
4. What's your favorite golf driver?
5. Did you know that you kinda remind me of Zack Galifniaskishelsrsrsas?


THIS is what happens to questions like this when im made a mod.
 Before i become a new mod i need practice answering questions efficiently and diplomatically.


I don't think that was efficient or diplomatic, especially since you can't answer a question with a question. Maybe, we should get Jess' opinion to be sure, but I'm fairly certain, you are failing.
I hate you.  
#44 | 1071 days ago

 Because the answer was funny.
I hate you.  
#45 | 1071 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Before i become a new mod i need practice answering questions efficiently and diplomatically.


I don't think that was efficient or diplomatic, especially since you can't answer a question with a question. Maybe, we should get Jess' opinion to be sure, but I'm fairly certain, you are failing.
Refer to comment 37. Pretty sure he shot any chance he had down.
This outta be good.  
#46 | 1071 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Before i become a new mod i need practice answering questions efficiently and diplomatically.


I don't think that was efficient or diplomatic, especially since you can't answer a question with a question. Maybe, we should get Jess' opinion to be sure, but I'm fairly certain, you are failing.
this could be more damaging than beneficial to his campaign
This outta be good.  
#47 | 1071 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
OUCH!   You'll be surprised at how well my tongue has not lost a step lick!



BTW - Why is it that you received 5 funny's for your comment (which is rightly deserved, btw) but I got 0 for even posting my question??

Now, that one is the true test of your mod existence!  (lol) 
I only received five funnys because i pay them to funny me.  I get PMs all the time telling me how unf**kingbelievably stupid i am and that i should quit this site entirely.
Stay retired.  
#48 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Liar
Nope - the mods have all, at one point, given me moral support for my team when they've been playing someone other than their own.
This outta be good.  
#49 | 1071 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
sensitive much?
Jealous of your awesome gold star is all.
Stay retired.  
#50 | 1071 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Before i become a new mod i need practice answering questions efficiently and diplomatically.


I don't think that was efficient or diplomatic, especially since you can't answer a question with a question. Maybe, we should get Jess' opinion to be sure, but I'm fairly certain, you are failing.
That was about as efficiently as i could answer those superbly retarded questions.  Hate the game...
Stay retired.  
#51 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You're assuming that i p**s people off?  Why is that?  Ive never p**sed anyone off....have i p**sed you off?
You have never P**SSED me off, I Laugh at your Craziness
JASON FOR MOD!  
#52 | 1071 days ago

I'm just posting  for the pq.    I think I am addicted.
This outta be good.  
#53 | 1071 days ago

Jason_


Does this make you feel better?
This outta be good.  
#54 | 1071 days ago

Jess wrote:
Nope - the mods have all, at one point, given me moral support for my team when they've been playing someone other than their own.
I refuse to lie my way to the top.  Face it...your team eats a$$.  I can freely admit mine does.  The Dolphins have eaten nine kinds of a$$ for a decade.  Just admit it...you'll feel better.
Stay retired.  
#55 | 1071 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Jason_


Does this make you feel better?
You're getting warmer.
Stay retired.  
#56 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I refuse to lie my way to the top.  Face it...your team eats a$$.  I can freely admit mine does.  The Dolphins have eaten nine kinds of a$$ for a decade.  Just admit it...you'll feel better.
Would you sleep your  way to the top?
This outta be good.  
#57 | 1071 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
Jason_ wrote:
I refuse to lie my way to the top.  Face it...your team eats a$$.  I can freely admit mine does.  The Dolphins have eaten nine kinds of a$$ for a decade.  Just admit it...you'll feel better.
 hah - I've never said they don't (except for one season), but it doesn't mean I love them any less or don't love it when people give me moral support. Don't tell me you don't smile just a little bit when a friend of yours, a fan of another team, says "Go Dolphins!" just to show their support of your team for you. 

Oh - I'm supposed to "ask a mod"...uhm, my (not to be confused with an actual interview) question for you as a "potential mod" would be...What would you do in a situation which someone has posted a picture of a hot chick that violates the code of conduct?
  • A. Delete the comment or if it's in a poll intro, the poll entirely and tactfully inform the user as to why
  • B. Delete just the picture in the comment or poll and edit the comment or poll intro explaining why
  • C. Download and save the picture to your computer for your personal collection and then either A or B, or  B and D together
  • D. Give the post a Respect and move on
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#58 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
That was about as efficiently as i could answer those superbly retarded questions.  Hate the game...
 So like i said...


I hate you.  
#59 | 1071 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Would you sleep your  way to the top?
F**k and yes.
Stay retired.  
#60 | 1071 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
Jess wrote:
 hah - I've never said they don't (except for one season), but it doesn't mean I love them any less or don't love it when people give me moral support. Don't tell me you don't smile just a little bit when a friend of yours, a fan of another team, says "Go Dolphins!" just to show their support of your team for you. 

Oh - I'm supposed to "ask a mod"...uhm, my (not to be confused with an actual interview) question for you as a "potential mod" would be...What would you do in a situation which someone has posted a picture of a hot chick that violates the code of conduct?
  • A. Delete the comment or if it's in a poll intro, the poll entirely and tactfully inform the user as to why
  • B. Delete just the picture in the comment or poll and edit the comment or poll intro explaining why
  • C. Download and save the picture to your computer for your personal collection and then either A or B, or  B and D together
  • D. Give the post a Respect and move on
Easy.  Right click...save as..."Spank Bank number 2355"...fit to page...print.
Run to the restroom.
Give the post a "respect"..wink wink.
Pull up MS Paint...black box the violation.  Edit post with black boxed replica.

BOOYEAH...Wheres my star now?
Stay retired.  
#61 | 1071 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 because it's a popularity contest!
JASON FOR MOD!  
#62 | 1071 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
 because it's a popularity contest!
Actually, it's not. Not even close.
This outta be good.  
#63 | 1071 days ago

 LOL
I hate you.  
#64 | 1071 days ago

 I'm still trying to get in to the cliche that's around here 
Stay retired.  
#65 | 1071 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Is it possible that you could ban Teach from posting that alien she calls a cat?
Will Ash ever admit she is wrong or stop bullying and bossing people around?
Will I get a drunken txt/vm from Kat this weekend?
Will Leigh ever do a drunken poll again? If so when?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?

  pics for YOU. I'm done. 
This outta be good.  
#66 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Is it possible that you could ban Teach from posting that alien she calls a cat?
Normally i would say no..as i am more of a cat person than a dog person.  But that f**ker scared the living s**t out of me.  That wasn't a cat...it was an orange rat with aids.

Will Ash ever admit she is wrong or stop bullying and bossing people around?
I think Mike discussed this in one of his Ask Jack polls.  I think we determined that we all needed to stick our feet up her a$$ for her own good.  Obviously we haven't done our part.  We've failed her.  We've failed ourselves.  About six of us need to take one for the team and go knee deep in her a$$.

Will I get a drunken txt/vm from Kat this weekend?
Honestly i don't know.  Is this something she has a tendency to do? 

Will Leigh ever do a drunken poll again? If so when?
Of course she will.  Your best bet is to log in on a Saturday morning or Sunday morning after one of her debauchery filled nights out.  I'm betting she hits a Halloween party or two.  My money is on October.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg.  Evolution...Darwinism...whatever you believe in caused that little f**ker to pop out slightly better than the chicken like thing that laid it.
 Done with you too. 
This outta be good.  
#67 | 1071 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Nick__ wrote:
 because it's a popularity contest!

Whats a popularity contest?

#68 | 1071 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Done with you too. 
No you're not....
Stay retired.  
#69 | 1071 days ago

John_Daly wrote:

Whats a popularity contest?

Faniq.com
Stay retired.  
#70 | 1071 days ago

If you have to delete something that has my name associated with it .... it's my cats fault 
This outta be good.  
#71 | 1071 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
No you're not....
  *&^K #$#%$@#$@@W%#@%TKev#$@W#$QER too!
This outta be good.  
#72 | 1071 days ago

kteacher wrote:
  *&^K #$#%$@#$@@W%#@%TKev#$@W#$QER too!
That thing needs a sandwich or three.
Stay retired.  
#73 | 1071 days ago

John_Daly wrote:

Whats a popularity contest?

I thought he was talking about mod appointment, but after reflecting on the forum I now think he might have been talking about the respects issue he asked about before
This outta be good.  
#74 | 1071 days ago

Jess wrote:
I thought he was talking about mod appointment, but after reflecting on the forum I now think he might have been talking about the respects issue he asked about before
 Of course, he was.
I hate you.  
#75 | 1071 days ago

Jess wrote:
I thought he was talking about mod appointment, but after reflecting on the forum I now think he might have been talking about the respects issue he asked about before
He doesnt pay enough.
Stay retired.  
#76 | 1071 days ago

Can i be a mod to?
#77 | 1071 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Jess wrote:
I thought he was talking about mod appointment, but after reflecting on the forum I now think he might have been talking about the respects issue he asked about before
He has over 7,000, whats he complaining about?   I already told him, he cant be like me. I dont get respects because i'm popular, I get respects because i'm funny as f**k.
#78 | 1071 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Who do I complain to about you and your abuse of power? Cause let's face it, you will be drunk with it.

I can see it now, delete delete humm don't like that person, delete delete, humm , I believe she pq'ed me once so therefore delete delete, oh and Glenda really pissed me off so HA cubsgirl3 for her delete delete. 


Just kidding you would be a great mod. (I don't really believe this but I like rog so I will inflate his ego)
Stay retired.  
#79 | 1071 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

SlowRider wrote:
Can i be a mod to?
No.
Stay retired.  
#80 | 1071 days ago

Jess wrote:
 No FanIQ user that refuses to type "Go Seahawks" ever, will be appointed as a mod. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Trust me - she's not kidding. 
#81 | 1070 days ago
18packabs (+)

Why are there MODS here anyway? They police the joint, then anybody who wants to come back gets an invite back. Seems pretty silly to Me, just sayin.....
This outta be good.  
#82 | 1070 days ago

Jess wrote:
 No FanIQ user that refuses to type "Go Seahawks" ever, will be appointed as a mod. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Stay retired.  
#83 | 1070 days ago

moderators suck anyways, I know from personal experience
Stay retired.  
#84 | 1070 days ago

Kenne wrote:
moderators suck anyways, I know from personal experience
 i don't suck....

i nibble....
This outta be good.  
#85 | 1070 days ago

You don't need practice, you're already a pretty perfect version of whatever you are.
JASON FOR MOD!  
#86 | 1070 days ago
18packabs (+)

Jess wrote:
 No FanIQ user that refuses to type "Go Seahawks" ever, will be appointed as a mod. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Who would type that about a team who CAN'T win the Super Bowl?
This outta be good.  
#87 | 1070 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Who would type that about a team who CAN'T win the Super Bowl?
Coming from a Steelers fan...
This outta be good.  
#88 | 1070 days ago

Kenne wrote:

 Hmm...I remember a few years ago you weren't saying that. Oh yea! That was not long after they made a Super Bowl appearance, that's right 
This outta be good.  
#89 | 1070 days ago

What a sh**ty poll.
I hate you.  
#90 | 1070 days ago
18packabs (+)

Jess wrote:
Coming from a Steelers fan...
Ummm....we have WON 6
This outta be good.  
#91 | 1070 days ago
John_Daly (+)

18packabs wrote:
Why are there MODS here anyway? They police the joint, then anybody who wants to come back gets an invite back. Seems pretty silly to Me, just sayin.....
Didnt you leave and come back a few months ago?
#92 | 1070 days ago
18packabs (+)

John_Daly wrote:
Didnt you leave and come back a few months ago?
Yes, on my own accord. Not because I did something against the CoC, or personally attacked anybody.
This outta be good.  
#93 | 1070 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
You don't need practice, you're already a pretty perfect version of whatever you are.
this is the coolest quote i've ever read by a regular joe.
This outta be good.  
#94 | 1070 days ago
John_Daly (+)

18packabs wrote:
Yes, on my own accord. Not because I did something against the CoC, or personally attacked anybody.
Ohhhhh, I see. Well, the only two people I know who were welcomed back are Jason and myself...sooo, this is a bit awkward. 
#95 | 1070 days ago
18packabs (+)

(Edited by 18packabs)
John_Daly wrote:
Ohhhhh, I see. Well, the only two people I know who were welcomed back are Jason and myself...sooo, this is a bit awkward. 
That is not true at all, many others came back. Believe Me I am not personalizing this. I like You and Jason. It is just an observation and an opinion Mister Rogers.
This outta be good.  
#96 | 1070 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
John_Daly wrote:
Ohhhhh, I see. Well, the only two people I know who were welcomed back are Jason and myself...sooo, this is a bit awkward. 
No need to be talking about it now...


You coulda been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that...
I hate you.  
#97 | 1070 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
No need to be talking about it now...


You coulda been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that...
#98 | 1070 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Ummm....we have WON 6
 That's not exactly what I was saying.


I know how many Super Bowls the Steelers have won. I am a football fan, I do follow the sport.
This outta be good.  
#99 | 1070 days ago

Holy crap, I already used up all 10 of my daily respects on this poll alone.  You F'ers are funny.  Nick, I gave you one too, but it was purely out of pity.  I'm like Rogs, I get my respects cuz I'm a funny mother f**ker.  Now, in response to some of the $hit already said here earlier...

1.  Go Seahawks!!! (where's my g*d d*m pencil?)
2.  Yes I would.
3.  Ankur that was some funny $h*t. 
JASON FOR MOD!  
#100 | 1070 days ago

Hi Celine, welcome to FanIQ.  We are most pleased that yo have joined us.  We have actually instituted a welcome group for persons like yourself, who are new to the site and need a little "guidance".  In the future, if you need any assistance, please contact Janet.  She is in charge of making new members feel welcome here.  Enjoy your stay.
JASON FOR MOD!  
#101 | 1070 days ago

 I haven`t been able to download photos for some time now, tried making a poll the other day and that didn`t work either.:( I`ve asked mods, the site tech people( they never answered but that`s nothing new). Maybe they got tired of deleting some of my photos so they don`t want to help me out.LOL Anyhoo any suggestions? :)
#102 | 1070 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

18packabs wrote:
Yes, on my own accord. Not because I did something against the CoC, or personally attacked anybody.
 





  (sorry I just couldn't help it)   
Stay retired.  
#103 | 1070 days ago
Nick__ (+)

John_Daly wrote:

Whats a popularity contest?

ROGS  -  exactly!  WHAT IS IT...REALLY?!?!?

______________________________________________________________________________________________________

Why do you think there are people that disappear from here for a while and then come back?!?!  Because there are people on here who feel that it is a popularity contest!

Why do you think that there are forums outside of the FANIQ that you need an invite to join instead of opening up to everyone?

Why do you think that there are other things that some people on here are part of that no else knows about?!?!?!

Why do you think that the same people always get answered or their posts get attention while other people barely get any????

Why do you think there have been a number of people who have mentioned CLIQUES on here?!?!?

Some of you people either think that there are really stupid people on here or you are extremely naive and are in denial!

Take a look at some of the people that go missing from here for a while and then come back......look at some of the people that used to post here a ton and now, maybe 1x or 2x a month or every other month.  i'm not going to name any names, so don't bother asking! You can figure that crap out yourselves!





JASON FOR MOD!  
#104 | 1070 days ago

oh god. jason has a lot of work to do when he gets back.
This outta be good.  
#105 | 1070 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Nick__ wrote:
ROGS  -  exactly!  WHAT IS IT...REALLY?!?!?

______________________________________________________________________________________________________

Why do you think there are people that disappear from here for a while and then come back?!?!  Because there are people on here who feel that it is a popularity contest!

Why do you think that there are forums outside of the FANIQ that you need an invite to join instead of opening up to everyone?

Why do you think that there are other things that some people on here are part of that no else knows about?!?!?!

Why do you think that the same people always get answered or their posts get attention while other people barely get any????

Why do you think there have been a number of people who have mentioned CLIQUES on here?!?!?

Some of you people either think that there are really stupid people on here or you are extremely naive and are in denial!

Take a look at some of the people that go missing from here for a while and then come back......look at some of the people that used to post here a ton and now, maybe 1x or 2x a month or every other month.  i'm not going to name any names, so don't bother asking! You can figure that crap out yourselves!





 Could you name some names?

Isn't a CLIQUE part of the female anatomy? I think you meant CLICHE   
Stay retired.  
#106 | 1070 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
oh god. jason has a lot of work to do when he gets back.
oh god. jason has a lot of work to do when he gets back.



Fixed.
I hate you.  
#107 | 1070 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
Nick__ wrote:
ROGS  -  exactly!  WHAT IS IT...REALLY?!?!?

______________________________________________________________________________________________________

Why do you think there are people that disappear from here for a while and then come back?!?!  Because there are people on here who feel that it is a popularity contest!

Why do you think that there are forums outside of the FANIQ that you need an invite to join instead of opening up to everyone?

Why do you think that there are other things that some people on here are part of that no else knows about?!?!?!

Why do you think that the same people always get answered or their posts get attention while other people barely get any????

Why do you think there have been a number of people who have mentioned CLIQUES on here?!?!?

Some of you people either think that there are really stupid people on here or you are extremely naive and are in denial!

Take a look at some of the people that go missing from here for a while and then come back......look at some of the people that used to post here a ton and now, maybe 1x or 2x a month or every other month.  i'm not going to name any names, so don't bother asking! You can figure that crap out yourselves!







Want some juice??

 

This outta be good.  
#108 | 1070 days ago

This poll has been highly entertaining.  I love this place!
#109 | 1070 days ago

flick your clique
#110 | 1070 days ago

**** mine.
I hate you.  
#111 | 1070 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
ROGS  -  exactly!  WHAT IS IT...REALLY?!?!?

______________________________________________________________________________________________________

Why do you think there are people that disappear from here for a while and then come back?!?!  Because there are people on here who feel that it is a popularity contest!

Why do you think that there are forums outside of the FANIQ that you need an invite to join instead of opening up to everyone?

Why do you think that there are other things that some people on here are part of that no else knows about?!?!?!

Why do you think that the same people always get answered or their posts get attention while other people barely get any????

Why do you think there have been a number of people who have mentioned CLIQUES on here?!?!?

Some of you people either think that there are really stupid people on here or you are extremely naive and are in denial!

Take a look at some of the people that go missing from here for a while and then come back......look at some of the people that used to post here a ton and now, maybe 1x or 2x a month or every other month.  i'm not going to name any names, so don't bother asking! You can figure that crap out yourselves!





 In any social network with as many people as FanIQ has, there will always be groups and cliques. For as long as I've been here, FanIQ has had its share, and if it isn't one group that's more prominent around the site it's another. It's not that people choose to form them, or deliberately set them up...it's just a natural grouping of people who share the same interests or sense of humor, or whatever else it is that connects them. There are probably dozens of cliques here, and tons of people who belong to just one, several, and none. It's just the way of life - it happens in all levels of school, in the work place, even families, and among large groups of people in general. It's really nothing to get upset about - in one way or another, every single one of us belongs to at least one "clique" somewhere in our lives whether we want to admit it or not.

As for any technical questions, or even questions as to WHY something is the way it is on the site (including community), all anyone needs to do is send me a message and I will try to answer to the best of my ability - and if I can't answer, I will find someone who can.
This outta be good.  
#112 | 1070 days ago

I just want everyone to know I'm starting a new clique.  It's called the "Why can't we all get along while looking at booby magazines?" clique.   

Don't worry....don't worry. I'm not gonna do...what you all think i'm gonna do, which is just FLIP OUT!!!  But let me just say, as I ease out of the clique, that i helped build...I'm sorry, but it is a FACT...that there is such a thing...as manners. A way of treating people.  These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new clique, and the fish are coming with me. You can call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.  Now. If you come with me, this will be the moment of something new, and fun, and inspiring in this GOD FORSAKEN business. And we will do it together. So...who's coming with me? who's coming with me and flipper, here? Huh?  Who's coming with me? WHO'S COMING WITH ME?   
#113 | 1070 days ago

This outta be good.  
#114 | 1070 days ago

it just occured to me that i haven't had cheese in over a month. and i love cheese.

this must be how sex dryspells happen.

i mean. i want cheese. i really do. but by the time i get off work at like 3am...am i really gonna want cheese? i guess i could just have cheese whether i do or not, but if the urge isn't there, then my heart probably won't be either, and i'll just be going through the motions. which is ok. i mean. it's cheese. who doesn't love cheese? or i could keep holding out for that perfect cheese. break the streak with a m*****f***king 10. but what if i can't find a perfect cheese? and i end up not having cheese for a whole nother month? f**k it. i'm getting cheese tonight.
This outta be good.  
#115 | 1070 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
it just occured to me that i haven't had cheese in over a month. and i love cheese.

this must be how sex dryspells happen.

i mean. i want cheese. i really do. but by the time i get off work at like 3am...am i really gonna want cheese? i guess i could just have cheese whether i do or not, but if the urge isn't there, then my heart probably won't be either, and i'll just be going through the motions. which is ok. i mean. it's cheese. who doesn't love cheese? or i could keep holding out for that perfect cheese. break the streak with a m*****f***king 10. but what if i can't find a perfect cheese? and i end up not having cheese for a whole nother month? f**k it. i'm getting cheese tonight.
Be careful.  Too much cheese can really clog you up.  I've overdosed a few times and it's not pretty.  Proceed with caution. 
#116 | 1070 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Be careful.  Too much cheese can really clog you up.  I've overdosed a few times and it's not pretty.  Proceed with caution. 
i'd rather od on cheese than poop, so it's really a non-issue. but your concern is greatly appreciated!
This outta be good.  
#117 | 1070 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 



Stay retired.  
#118 | 1070 days ago

You'll never be a mod.  
#119 | 1070 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

jswol54 wrote:
I just want everyone to know I'm starting a new clique.  It's called the "Why can't we all get along while looking at booby magazines?" clique.   

Don't worry....don't worry. I'm not gonna do...what you all think i'm gonna do, which is just FLIP OUT!!!  But let me just say, as I ease out of the clique, that i helped build...I'm sorry, but it is a FACT...that there is such a thing...as manners. A way of treating people.  These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new clique, and the fish are coming with me. You can call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.  Now. If you come with me, this will be the moment of something new, and fun, and inspiring in this GOD FORSAKEN business. And we will do it together. So...who's coming with me? who's coming with me and flipper, here? Huh?  Who's coming with me? WHO'S COMING WITH ME?   
 Geez, Jerry quit begging I'll go if it'll shut you up. 
Stay retired.  
#120 | 1070 days ago
John_Daly (+)

jswol54 wrote:
I just want everyone to know I'm starting a new clique.  It's called the "Why can't we all get along while looking at booby magazines?" clique.   

Don't worry....don't worry. I'm not gonna do...what you all think i'm gonna do, which is just FLIP OUT!!!  But let me just say, as I ease out of the clique, that i helped build...I'm sorry, but it is a FACT...that there is such a thing...as manners. A way of treating people.  These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new clique, and the fish are coming with me. You can call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.  Now. If you come with me, this will be the moment of something new, and fun, and inspiring in this GOD FORSAKEN business. And we will do it together. So...who's coming with me? who's coming with me and flipper, here? Huh?  Who's coming with me? WHO'S COMING WITH ME?   
How this only has 1 respect is beyond me, I thought maybe it was a Nick post.  That sh** made me laugh out loud. Its from Jerry Magire, people, C'mon.
#121 | 1070 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I just want everyone to know I'm starting a new clique.  It's called the "Why can't we all get along while looking at booby magazines?" clique.   

Don't worry....don't worry. I'm not gonna do...what you all think i'm gonna do, which is just FLIP OUT!!!  But let me just say, as I ease out of the clique, that i helped build...I'm sorry, but it is a FACT...that there is such a thing...as manners. A way of treating people.  These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new clique, and the fish are coming with me. You can call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.  Now. If you come with me, this will be the moment of something new, and fun, and inspiring in this GOD FORSAKEN business. And we will do it together. So...who's coming with me? who's coming with me and flipper, here? Huh?  Who's coming with me? WHO'S COMING WITH ME?   
 I simply read the first line, but I am in! 

I hope I didn't just agree to shave my head and drink poison laced kool-aid. Oh well, if I get to look at booby magazines, it will be worth it. Does the person who finishes last have to eat the toast?
JASON FOR MOD!  
#122 | 1069 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this is the coolest quote i've ever read by a regular joe.
Thanks for that, i thought i was cool now i know i'm only marginally cool.
JASON FOR MOD!  
#123 | 1069 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Thanks for that, i thought i was cool now i know i'm only marginally cool.
No.  You're not marginally cool.  You're cool.





(It's just that you're cool ... for a regular, normal ol' dude.)
I hate you.  
#124 | 1069 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
it just occured to me that i haven't had cheese in over a month. and i love cheese.

this must be how sex dryspells happen.

i mean. i want cheese. i really do. but by the time i get off work at like 3am...am i really gonna want cheese? i guess i could just have cheese whether i do or not, but if the urge isn't there, then my heart probably won't be either, and i'll just be going through the motions. which is ok. i mean. it's cheese. who doesn't love cheese? or i could keep holding out for that perfect cheese. break the streak with a m*****f***king 10. but what if i can't find a perfect cheese? and i end up not having cheese for a whole nother month? f**k it. i'm getting cheese tonight.
You've mentioned cheese, and you've mentioned sex dryspells.


Is it really cheese you're talking about?  With that kind of rant, I don't think you're really talking about cheese.  You sound kind of frustrated and anxious about this "cheese" you are going on about.  


So you should really do something about it, and I think you can realize that, like you, I'm not talking about cheese.


So go on, go for it.





Have some chocolate. 
This outta be good.  
#125 | 1069 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I simply read the first line, but I am in! 

I hope I didn't just agree to shave my head and drink poison laced kool-aid. Oh well, if I get to look at booby magazines, it will be worth it. Does the person who finishes last have to eat the toast?
The only kool-aid we drink around here is "Irish" and involves thinking we're going 12-0 every year.  It's a disease I tell ya, but it's going to happen soon dammit!   As for eating the toast, I leave it up to you.  In this clique we watch sports, read drool over booby mags, and drink the finest beers from across the pond. 
#126 | 1069 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
ROGS  -  exactly!  WHAT IS IT...REALLY?!?!?

______________________________________________________________________________________________________

Why do you think there are people that disappear from here for a while and then come back?!?!  Because there are people on here who feel that it is a popularity contest!

Why do you think that there are forums outside of the FANIQ that you need an invite to join instead of opening up to everyone?

Why do you think that there are other things that some people on here are part of that no else knows about?!?!?!

Why do you think that the same people always get answered or their posts get attention while other people barely get any????

Why do you think there have been a number of people who have mentioned CLIQUES on here?!?!?

Some of you people either think that there are really stupid people on here or you are extremely naive and are in denial!

Take a look at some of the people that go missing from here for a while and then come back......look at some of the people that used to post here a ton and now, maybe 1x or 2x a month or every other month.  i'm not going to name any names, so don't bother asking! You can figure that crap out yourselves!





I F'n agree.

1.  I have left, come back, left, come back, left...oh hell, you get the picture.  You sunsab**ches are like a bad case of the cl*p I can't get rid of.

2.  ???  WTF  ???  G*d d**mit I will take my toys and go home again!

3.  ???  Again  ???  I'm tired of this crap.

4.  I get answered on my posts because my posts are kind of like a verbal "mooning".

5.  Because the Side Pony girls started it.

6.  I prefer naive.  Denial requires energy.

7.  This doesn't make sense.  Please rephrase.
JASON FOR MOD!  
#127 | 1069 days ago

I'm proud of you for reading any of that.


Jswol, I would join your but then somehow it would all become my fault, and I have enough things to take credit for, thanks for the open invite though.


I'm done with this because it's not gonna be as fun without jason here.
I hate you.  
#128 | 1069 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
You've mentioned cheese, and you've mentioned sex dryspells.


Is it really cheese you're talking about?  With that kind of rant, I don't think you're really talking about cheese.  You sound kind of frustrated and anxious about this "cheese" you are going on about.  


So you should really do something about it, and I think you can realize that, like you, I'm not talking about cheese.


So go on, go for it.





Have some chocolate. 
decline to comment

This outta be good.  
#129 | 1069 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm proud of you for reading any of that.


Jswol, I would join your but then somehow it would all become my fault, and I have enough things to take credit for, thanks for the open invite though.


I'm done with this because it's not gonna be as fun without jason here.
Wait, is he actually leaving?  Say it ain't so....
#130 | 1069 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Wait, is he actually leaving?  Say it ain't so....
No, Tard is still around, just off for a week.
I hate you.  
#131 | 1069 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
No, Tard is still around, just off for a week.
You can get banned on here?

Mind = Blown
#132 | 1069 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
You can get banned on here?

Mind = Blown
Jeez. He's not banned. He's just only here when he's at work. LOL




Also, yeah you can get banned.
I hate you.  
#133 | 1069 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Table.
#134 | 1069 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Table.
Chair?




(I don't get it.)
I hate you.  
#135 | 1069 days ago
John_Daly (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Chair?




(I don't get it.)
I had Carls Jr for lunch. 
#136 | 1069 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I had Carls Jr for lunch. 
 I had a burrito for dinner.
This outta be good.  
#137 | 1068 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
kteacher wrote:
 I had a burrito for dinner.
I had sushi and wine and then went to a bar.

Edit: And because I'm watching the Food Network at 1am, I'm going with chicken primavera over penne.
I hate you.  
#138 | 1068 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

jswol54 wrote:
You can get banned on here?

Mind = Blown
 Yeah, just ask Jason and Rog the best way of going about it.   
Stay retired.  
#139 | 1068 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)



    (Thats for Kevin)
Stay retired.  
#140 | 1067 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Chair?




(I don't get it.)
 Seat





i do it's password. 
Stay retired.  
#141 | 1067 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Seat





i do it's password. 
Pompis!  (= buttocks) Am I doing good?
JASON FOR MOD!  
#142 | 1067 days ago

 How do I change my answer?

After reading many of your answers I believe you are definitely warped, and sharp, enough to hold your own around hear.


You'll never be a mod.  
#143 | 1067 days ago

do mod powers really give you the ability to walk on water and eat pine nuts?
#144 | 1067 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
do mod powers really give you the ability to walk on water and eat pine nuts?
 Yes, and to turn water into vodka.
This outta be good.  
#145 | 1067 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Jess wrote:
 Yes, and to turn water into vodka.
 


I must have missed that meeting. 
Stay retired.  
#146 | 1067 days ago

Now everybody's going to want to know how we do it.

This outta be good.  
#147 | 1067 days ago

(Edited by coyotedances)
Jess wrote:
 Yes, and to turn water into vodka.
kinda like having two RED BULL ice cream floats a day?
#148 | 1067 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Yes, and to turn water into vodka.
Ummm, Jess, after much consideration...and lots of other deep stuff, like my undying love for the Q and all...go on ahead and consider my hat tossed into the mod ring.  Kthxbai!

p.s. Long live the Q!
#149 | 1067 days ago

This outta be good.  
#150 | 1067 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Joe_L wrote:
 What are you smiling about? Oh I know you are drinking a glass of water. 
Stay retired.  
#151 | 1067 days ago

 Vodka is horrible.

I turn mine into tequila.
This outta be good.  
#152 | 1067 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
HouTxFan wrote:
Ummm, Jess, after much consideration...and lots of other deep stuff, like my undying love for the Q and all...go on ahead and consider my hat tossed into the mod ring.  Kthxbai!

p.s. Long live the Q!
 Oops...almost forgot...
#153 | 1067 days ago

Why does the number beside the poll on my profile keep changing?
This outta be good.  
#154 | 1067 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

JenX63 wrote:
Why does the number beside the poll on my profile keep changing?
 Ok I'll play your silly game. Why does the number beside the poll on your profile keep changing? 
Stay retired.  
#155 | 1067 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 



awwwwwwwwwwww..............HERMEY and RUDOLPH.........2 of my favorites....................TOOOOOOOOO COOL..........
#156 | 1067 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok I'll play your silly game. Why does the number beside the poll on your profile keep changing? 
Lmao, i have'nt a clue, that's why i asked, :p
This outta be good.  
#157 | 1067 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Why does the number beside the poll on my profile keep changing?
If you are referring to the polls on the bottom right of your home page. The number is the amount of post in that poll and that's why it's constantly changing. If not, ignore this post.
This outta be good.  
#158 | 1067 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
If you are referring to the polls on the bottom right of your home page. The number is the amount of post in that poll and that's why it's constantly changing. If not, ignore this post.
Fail! Im not talking about topics im following im talking about upper right listed with other games....
This outta be good.  
#159 | 1066 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Yes, and to turn water into vodka.
 I know how to turn potatoes into vodka, but I didn't know that it was possible to do that with water.
JASON FOR MOD!  
#160 | 1066 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Fail! Im not talking about topics im following im talking about upper right listed with other games....
Your win percentages? Can you copy/paste? Those were the only numbers I saw by games.
I hate you.  
#161 | 1066 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Your win percentages? Can you copy/paste? Those were the only numbers I saw by games.
Not from phone. You have playbook, quick fantasy, and other games, i just thought if jason was serious about being a mod he would find the answer, as to why the number changes next to polls on mine, right now its all blank, cept my x4...
This outta be good.  
#162 | 1066 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Not from phone. You have playbook, quick fantasy, and other games, i just thought if jason was serious about being a mod he would find the answer, as to why the number changes next to polls on mine, right now its all blank, cept my x4...
I am SO lost on this.  
Definitely NOT mod material. 
I hate you.  
#163 | 1066 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Not from phone. You have playbook, quick fantasy, and other games, i just thought if jason was serious about being a mod he would find the answer, as to why the number changes next to polls on mine, right now its all blank, cept my x4...
That is where you rank on the Q in polls as a whole, per week. It's always changing because you or other members get points when polls are scored, always changing your weekly rank. The x4 is  how many times you have been in the top three per week.
This outta be good.  
#164 | 1066 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I am SO lost on this.  
Definitely NOT mod material. 
J is SO lost on this.
Definitely JOT, mod material.


*fixed
This outta be good.  
#165 | 1066 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Not from phone. You have playbook, quick fantasy, and other games, i just thought if jason was serious about being a mod he would find the answer, as to why the number changes next to polls on mine, right now its all blank, cept my x4...
Is it the profile stats that you're talking about? That's all sorts of outdated and we're working on updating that:



As you can see, Sports Bar is still called Playbook, Quick Fantasy is still there, and then the Other Games doesn't ever really update correctly. Hopefully that will change soon :)

If this isn't what you meant, let me know and we'll go from there.
This outta be good.  
#166 | 1066 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I am SO lost on this.  
Definitely NOT mod material. 
I'm sitting right next to you.
This outta be good.  
#167 | 1066 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
That is where you rank on the Q in polls as a whole, per week. It's always changing because you or other members get points when polls are scored, always changing your weekly rank. The x4 is  how many times you have been in the top three per week.
Yes, thats it, thank you, sorry for the fail thing, your the bestest mod Joe!
This outta be good.  
#168 | 1066 days ago

Jess wrote:
Is it the profile stats that you're talking about? That's all sorts of outdated and we're working on updating that:



As you can see, Sports Bar is still called Playbook, Quick Fantasy is still there, and then the Other Games doesn't ever really update correctly. Hopefully that will change soon :)

If this isn't what you meant, let me know and we'll go from there.
It was the stuff on bottom, sorry, i felt tarded for not knowing and you know like a hangnail it was bothering me to no end, silly i know, but you guys are the best for figuring it out, again, thanks!
This outta be good.  
#169 | 1066 days ago

 LOL
I hate you.  
#170 | 1066 days ago

,Rob is dating the neighbor of my employers daughter.

htis is mprobably only funny if your from Palm Beach,   Class wars.       lol ]
This outta be good.  
#171 | 1063 days ago

I was going to respond to all this stupid sh**...but im lazy and hate you all. 
Stay retired.  
#172 | 1063 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Jason_ wrote:
I was going to respond to all this stupid sh**...but im lazy and hate you all. 
             
Stay retired.  
#173 | 1063 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
             
Stop crying or im kicking you out of the cliche....
Stay retired.  
#174 | 1063 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
Jason_ wrote:
Stop crying or im kicking you out of the cliche....
   
Stay retired.  

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