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I would like a Christmas card please.
   As most of you know I have three dogs, ranging from large to small. Nanuck is my large Malamute wolf mix so needless to say his shedding is unbelievable. I work very hard to make sure my house does not look like or smell like I have three dogs in it.  So that brings me to the point, hey GLADE! I would like a Christmas card from you. Between the glade candles and the plug ins and the oil, but most important the carpet cleaner. That's right I spend a small fortune a year with your company. So where's my payback? Yep, that's right I am now going to demand a Christamas card.

  What company owes you a Christmas card? 
Featured by: Jess at 9/22/11 4:02PM
| Closed on 10/22/11 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
28 Fans 
14%a. Budweiser
4%b. Jagermeister
7%c. Jose
7%d. M&M Mars
0%e. Doritos.
0%f. I want Nanuck
11%g. Febreze is better
18%h. Janet could shave him.
11%i. This is just silly
29%j. HA

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#21 | 1063 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 Dear Glenda,

Have you lost your ever loving Cubs mind, or do you simply not own a calendar? In case it is the latter, let me update you, it is September 22, 2011. It is still f**king summer time, granted it might be the last day of summer, but it is still summer time. You are doing a poll about f**king Satan's holiday? Really? We aren't even close to little beggar brat holiday, or eat myself into a f**king coma holiday. You want to talk about Satan's holiday? People wonder why I hate Satan's holiday, every year people and companies start craming it down my throat earlier and earlier. By the time I die I will hear this phrase "It's February 15th, have you started Satan shopping yet?' I can promise you this the weather is far from f**king frightful, in fact at 6:00 PM my time it is in the mid 70's and not a single brown leaf on one gotdamn tree! But don't worry Glenda, you are not alone, Ash brought up Satan's holiday about a month ago in one of her polls! Just once in my life, I wish I could make it past little beggar brat holiday before someone brought up Satan's holiday! If that were to ever happen I think I would die of a heart attack. But a man can dream, a man can dream.

Hugs and Kisses

The Kevin!

p.s. I forgot I am going to give you and early Satan's gift Glenda. You get nothing but pq's till December 26, 2011. See I got the helliday spirt.
This is just silly  
  
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#1 | 1063 days ago

Science Diet dog food
Scholastic Book Club
Barnes & Noble
The Children's Place
Starbucks
"All" laundry detergent and Finish dishwasher tabs (the washer and/or dishwasher are constantly running)
DirecTV (I love them, but between all of the sports packs I order, my monthly payment on average is about half as much as my car payment...and my car payment isn't cheap)

Comcast - because they SUCK, but I'm forced out of necessity to use them, and in order to get even remotely decent service, I have to pay for one of the highest priced packages. Jerks.

HA  
#2 | 1063 days ago

This poll is gonna upset Kevin.
HA  
#3 | 1063 days ago

Marlboro and they do give me a Christmas card AND a birthday card every year.
HA  
#4 | 1063 days ago

netflix...before they decided to s**t on themselves.

any brand toilet paper. i pee alot. i use a lot.

mumford and sons (although, i probably owe them a card. i burned about 80 copies of their album and just handed em out.)
#5 | 1063 days ago

Under Armour
Marlboro
Corona
Red Bull
Ford
Exxon, Chevron, Marathon, basically ever petroleum company know to man.
De Marini, Miken, Easton, Louisville Slugger, Diamond Sports and any other company that has cost me a small fortune for baseball. 

just getting started.
#6 | 1063 days ago

Corona
President Obama
Verizon
HA  
#7 | 1063 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kobe_lova wrote:
This poll is gonna upset Kevin.
 eww I'm so scared. 


Why? 
#8 | 1063 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
netflix...before they decided to s**t on themselves.

any brand toilet paper. i pee alot. i use a lot.

mumford and sons (although, i probably owe them a card. i burned about 80 copies of their album and just handed em out.)
 What is all that about?   


The netflix not the peeing. 
#9 | 1063 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 eww I'm so scared. 


Why? 
 He's like...the ghost of Christmas "STFU-I-WISH-THIS-STUPID-HOLIDAY-WOULD-BLOW-ITSELF-UP-TWICE"
HA  
#10 | 1063 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Corona
President Obama
Verizon
add Verizon to my list also.

good luck with the Obama card.
#11 | 1063 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
Jess wrote:
 He's like...the ghost of Christmas "STFU-I-WISH-THIS-STUPID-HOLIDAY-WOULD-BLOW-ITSELF-UP-TWICE"
 Cool so I am most definitely going to do this all over the place starting today.  


#12 | 1063 days ago

Jess wrote:
 He's like...the ghost of Christmas "STFU-I-WISH-THIS-STUPID-HOLIDAY-WOULD-BLOW-ITSELF-UP-TWICE"
Kevin, why are you using Jess's account?
#13 | 1063 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 What is all that about?   


The netflix not the peeing. 
i got a ton of people to sign up with them. but since they changed their infrastructure (dunno if that's the right word, but i really wanted to use it) i hold no responsibility for those people who dropped their memberships. i still stay loyal though. mostly because i'm too lazy to cancel it.

...which reminds me, state farm owes me a card. i'm still paying for renter's insurance at an apartment i haven't lived in since march.
#14 | 1063 days ago

Bud Light

Jack Daniels

Southern Comfort

Leinenkugle:Summer Shandy

Sutter Home: Moscato (Wine)

Alaskan Brewing Company.

**Wow. by rereading this list one might think i have a drinking problem...i asure you...i only drink on days ending in y** =P

Maroon 5 (I Just Bought Their Entire Discography Off Itunes.)

Dr. Pepper

Aquafina

Gummy Lifesavers

Febreeze
Febreze is better  
#15 | 1063 days ago

 State Farm owes me big time! I've been with them for 6 years and have never had to use their insurance. I just paid them today, I was 11 days late...
HA  
#16 | 1063 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo



Couple local Casino's
Race Track
Cuban's who roll cigars
Most Tea Companies
HA  
#17 | 1063 days ago

Dunkin' Donuts - If I stopped buying their coffee, I could probably pay off my car in a year  

Amazon - I buy like 15 books at a time (granted, some are from the free collections, but many are NOT)

Victoria's Secret - this is my out-of-the-house retail therapy spot  

Most of my local eateries, especially those that deliver.  
Janet could shave him.   
#18 | 1063 days ago

 itunes and New Castle Brown Ale!
Febreze is better  
#19 | 1063 days ago

Old Spice owes me a card and so does Wal-Mart haha
#20 | 1063 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Lmao, hi Kevin I know you are here, I see my pq's.  
#21 | 1063 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 Dear Glenda,

Have you lost your ever loving Cubs mind, or do you simply not own a calendar? In case it is the latter, let me update you, it is September 22, 2011. It is still f**king summer time, granted it might be the last day of summer, but it is still summer time. You are doing a poll about f**king Satan's holiday? Really? We aren't even close to little beggar brat holiday, or eat myself into a f**king coma holiday. You want to talk about Satan's holiday? People wonder why I hate Satan's holiday, every year people and companies start craming it down my throat earlier and earlier. By the time I die I will hear this phrase "It's February 15th, have you started Satan shopping yet?' I can promise you this the weather is far from f**king frightful, in fact at 6:00 PM my time it is in the mid 70's and not a single brown leaf on one gotdamn tree! But don't worry Glenda, you are not alone, Ash brought up Satan's holiday about a month ago in one of her polls! Just once in my life, I wish I could make it past little beggar brat holiday before someone brought up Satan's holiday! If that were to ever happen I think I would die of a heart attack. But a man can dream, a man can dream.

Hugs and Kisses

The Kevin!

p.s. I forgot I am going to give you and early Satan's gift Glenda. You get nothing but pq's till December 26, 2011. See I got the helliday spirt.
This is just silly  
#22 | 1063 days ago

my doctors and the drug companies for all the crap i have to take.   and send a rebate check with the card while you're at it.
HA  
#23 | 1063 days ago

Coca~Cola Co.
Folgers Co.
Verizon
All the Cig Co. send me cards

Santa Claus is like working for a Fortune 500 Company, You do all the Work and some Fat F@kcer in a Suit gets all the Credit.

Merry September Glenda
Janet could shave him.   
#24 | 1063 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

WISAC1 wrote:
my doctors and the drug companies for all the crap i have to take.   and send a rebate check with the card while you're at it.
 
#25 | 1063 days ago
18packabs (+)

eff XMAS
M&M Mars  
#26 | 1062 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
Anheuser-Busch
Ed Hardy
Sears
Gold's Gym
#27 | 1062 days ago

Oh and Pepsi owes me one too...
#28 | 1062 days ago

Diablorain wrote:
Oh and Pepsi owes me one too...
 Me too - but I quit them.
HA  
#29 | 1062 days ago

FaniQ
This is just silly  
#30 | 1062 days ago

 Motrin--2 a day for 10 months
 Starbucks--I can't go a day without their coffee beans.
 Bath n Body Works-----I should have stock in their Plug Ins
 Really Good Stuff/Lakeshore Learning/TEacher's Supply Store---F**K*ers keep sucking me in. 
 Clorox Wipes and Purell
 Scholastic Books, Barnes &Noble
 shoes.com
 Victoria Secret---I like colored and printed chonies
 American Eagle
 AEG----they own the Kings......they should give me a card (and do).
 
HA  
#31 | 1062 days ago

Banks. I should be a partner by now and have my own office there 
Jose  
#32 | 1062 days ago

The Pepsi Plant for all the Diet Mountain Dews i have drank the last 12 years.  I should get a permanent discount card with that Christmas card.
RJ Reynolds- i make both of them rich.
Janet could shave him.   
#33 | 1062 days ago

Potbelly's
Ketel One
Adidas
BKE Jeans
Brita
Lou Malnati's
Apple
Comcast - I fv**ing hate cable companies. 
Every oil company I buy gas from. 
Lots of bars....but my regular spots hook me up pretty frequently. 
#34 | 1062 days ago

I just actually read the intro and I don't want a christmas card because I don't open my mail and wouldn't get around to it until late January anyway.
HA  
#35 | 1062 days ago
John_Daly (+)

#36 | 1062 days ago

RJ Reynolds- (Newport Cigarettes)
S&H Johnson ( Tilex)
Corona
Hennessey
NYC Transit
Janet could shave him.   
#37 | 1062 days ago


not just Budwieser...but all beer companies!
Budweiser  
#38 | 1062 days ago

 Jose

Cazadores

Husky Fuel

Molson/Coors (no actually, I have three of their beer pallets I use for a "patio" outside my trailer, so they don't need to send me a card)

Titech golf balls - suckers keep running away from me 

Read's Books - don't have B&N or Amazon or whatever, but I'm one of the best customers our local store has.  My son is second best.

Telus!!!!!!!


Jose  
#39 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

jswol54 wrote:
Potbelly's
Ketel One
Adidas
BKE Jeans
Brita
Lou Malnati's
Apple
Comcast - I fv**ing hate cable companies. 
Every oil company I buy gas from. 
Lots of bars....but my regular spots hook me up pretty frequently. 
 Would you quit mentioning Chicago restaurants you make me hungry!  I   Lou's.  
#40 | 1062 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Would you quit mentioning Chicago restaurants you make me hungry!  I   Lou's.  
Mmmmmmmm.....




You no longer have to miss Lou's because they deliver right to your door.

http://www.tastesofchicago.com/category/Lou_Malnatis_Pizza/?utm_source=loushome&utm_medium=rnav&utm_campaign=shippinglogo
#41 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
jswol54 wrote:
Mmmmmmmm.....




You no longer have to miss Lou's because they deliver right to your door.

http://www.tastesofchicago.com/category/Lou_Malnatis_Pizza/?utm_source=loushome&utm_medium=rnav&utm_campaign=shippinglogo
 Dude, you so earned that pq. 





Still you. 
#42 | 1062 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Dude, you so earned that pq. 





Still you. 
- I provided the link for you to order your own. 
#43 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
jswol54 wrote:
- I provided the link for you to order your own. 
 They don't deliver to Missouri!  



My bad, yes they do, I can get 6 small pizzas for  110.00 $



So I can't afford it so therefore the pq stands, sorry. 
#44 | 1062 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 They don't deliver to Missouri!  



My bad, yes they do, I can get 6 small pizzas for  110.00 $



So I can't afford it so therefore the pq stands, sorry. 
And thats his fault, becauuuuuse?

Geez womens these days are so picky
#45 | 1062 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 They don't deliver to Missouri!  



My bad, yes they do, I can get 6 small pizzas for  110.00 $



So I can't afford it so therefore the pq stands, sorry. 
Yeah, it's definitely not cheap.  Perhaps they'll have some specials around Christmas time.  Pretty sure they did last year.  
#46 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

jswol54 wrote:
Yeah, it's definitely not cheap.  Perhaps they'll have some specials around Christmas time.  Pretty sure they did last year.  
 Did you say Christmas?    





#47 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
mojo wrote:
And thats his fault, becauuuuuse?

Geez womens these days are so picky
     


Because I say so. 
#48 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Kevin's here.  
#49 | 1061 days ago

 Citgo

Folgers
Janet could shave him.   
#50 | 1059 days ago

I had 3 dogs... Husky, lab/shepherd mix and Beagle/pointer mix...so join the club. after I fought them to de-shed them.. I was ready for a drink...my choice Jager Bombs...
Jagermeister  
#51 | 1058 days ago
18packabs (+)

btw, the GIFT I got in the Gift Exchange last year was one of the best gifts I ever re-gifted.
M&M Mars  
#52 | 1056 days ago

When im mod this sh** gets deleted in less than 3 minutes.  
#53 | 1055 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 Dear Glenda,

Have you lost your ever loving Cubs mind, or do you simply not own a calendar? In case it is the latter, let me update you, it is September 22, 2011. It is still f**king summer time, granted it might be the last day of summer, but it is still summer time. You are doing a poll about f**king Satan's holiday? Really? We aren't even close to little beggar brat holiday, or eat myself into a f**king coma holiday. You want to talk about Satan's holiday? People wonder why I hate Satan's holiday, every year people and companies start craming it down my throat earlier and earlier. By the time I die I will hear this phrase "It's February 15th, have you started Satan shopping yet?' I can promise you this the weather is far from f**king frightful, in fact at 6:00 PM my time it is in the mid 70's and not a single brown leaf on one gotdamn tree! But don't worry Glenda, you are not alone, Ash brought up Satan's holiday about a month ago in one of her polls! Just once in my life, I wish I could make it past little beggar brat holiday before someone brought up Satan's holiday! If that were to ever happen I think I would die of a heart attack. But a man can dream, a man can dream.

Hugs and Kisses

The Kevin!

p.s. I forgot I am going to give you and early Satan's gift Glenda. You get nothing but pq's till December 26, 2011. See I got the helliday spirt.
 Well I only did it because iI had spent another 25 dollars at wal mart on the stupid glade stuff. And while I was buying it I thought this stupid company owes me a christmas card. Which of course got me thinking if they do then other people probably want one from a company they spend a lot of money on.  So really it's not about Christmas at all, it's really only about companies getting rich, and the consumer not getting anything from them back. 

  So, now that I explained it? 

(how'd I miss this comment)
#54 | 1055 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
Jason_ wrote:
When im mod this sh** gets deleted in less than 3 minutes.  
And Jess featured it, so 



Wait a minute!!!  You? pq's from you til the 26th too? 


  kiss my ever loving goat a@@    


  you. 

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