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For sale, one seventeen year old girl.
For sale:   One 17 year old girl. Smart, funny, adorable, good with pets and small children.  Likes to cook, but doesn't clean up afterword's. Likes to drive her mother crazy by acting like everything she says is the most ridiculous statement ever made. Excellent skills such as eye rolling, deep sighing, and saying whatever to most everything. Likes playing on the computer watching t.v. and texting. Not much on the cleaning her room, vacuuming or dusting. Will if forced to open the back door and let the dogs out. (I know I ask a lot).  

  So here's the sale, I will sell her for 500 dollars and not a penny more. No returns, no guarantees, and no warranty. You buy as is.  For sale, one seventeen year old girl. Photo



Anyone else ever have a bad teenage daughter day? 
| Closed on 10/25/11 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
26 Fans 
42%a. Forget it.
19%b. Ha, I don't want a teenager girl
8%c. Sure why not.
12%d. I have boys, I was lucky.
19%e. Beaneaters.

 &nbp;
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#10 | 934 days ago

Just hang in there, in a couple of years she will think you are smart again. It seems that from the age of 13 to 20 you are the dumbest human being on the planet and then the light comes on and they realize you actually know what your talking about.

  
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#1 | 935 days ago

Mine has been pretty good this weekend.   The oldest one, not so much at this age.
Hang in there.  They come around in a few years, and realize that we moms had it goin on.

 
Sure why not.   
#2 | 935 days ago
Christinabelle (+)

What I remember of 17....I'd probably get back everything I dished out, plus interest!
Forget it.  
#3 | 935 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Christinabelle wrote:
What I remember of 17....I'd probably get back everything I dished out, plus interest!
 Yep, paybacks really are a bitch. 



But, I was a perfect kid so I don't get why mine are satan's spawn. 
#4 | 935 days ago

Christinabelle wrote:
What I remember of 17....I'd probably get back everything I dished out, plus interest!
That's what I was thinking.  I pass.
You couldn't even pay ME to take a teenage girl.  
Ha, I don't want a teenager girl  
#5 | 934 days ago
Christinabelle (+)

janet011685 wrote:
That's what I was thinking.  I pass.
You couldn't even pay ME to take a teenage girl.  
There is just not enough money in the world.
Forget it.  
#6 | 934 days ago

 Mine just turned 13 today.  I also have an 18 year old son.  Both are pretty awesome, but I'm sure I'll be making this same poll in about two years...............
#7 | 934 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 If you want this to be a successful sale, you might want to contact Chris Hanson. I bet he will know some potential "buyers."
Forget it.  
#8 | 934 days ago

Sorry, i already had my turn at the bat.
Forget it.  
#9 | 934 days ago

Dealing with a 19 year old...no thanks!
Beaneaters.  
#10 | 934 days ago

Just hang in there, in a couple of years she will think you are smart again. It seems that from the age of 13 to 20 you are the dumbest human being on the planet and then the light comes on and they realize you actually know what your talking about.

#11 | 934 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
That's what I was thinking.  I pass.
You couldn't even pay ME to take a teenage girl.  
 But I am paying, I said 500 and not one penny more. So wanna change your mind? 
#12 | 934 days ago

No, you gave birth to her. If she's a menace you bought her in this world.
Why should anybody else take responsibility for what you've done???
Ha, I don't want a teenager girl  
#13 | 934 days ago

Psssh, I'm pretty sure when I get to those years, someone will have definitely taken her to WV already. If he thinks I'm bad now....
Ha, I don't want a teenager girl  
#14 | 934 days ago

Ship her off to the army that will straighten her out.
It's working for me anyway.
Ha, I don't want a teenager girl  
#15 | 934 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 If you want this to be a successful sale, you might want to contact Chris Hanson. I bet he will know some potential "buyers."
Then you can probably expect a visit from Munch and Benson at some point as well. [bah-bonk]
Beaneaters.  
#16 | 934 days ago

hang in there!! when she gets to her mid 20,s she should be fine!! lol

 ive done 3 and they turned out ok!!(some days)
Forget it.  
#17 | 934 days ago

No way.  I  have  a  15-year-old  boy  who  thinks  he's  18.       
#18 | 934 days ago

I already had one of those already, no thanks!
Forget it.  
#19 | 934 days ago

(Edited by coyotedances)
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: WARNING!

Teenagers, want to party, have fun, be lazy, know-it-all, ask for money, ask for money, ask for money, protest whenever asked to do anything that resembles work, spend to much time on the computer or cell phone, go to bed late, be madly in love 5 times a year, nap more than pre schoolers, are moody, have a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike, complain because they aren't being treated like an adult, and are smarter and more creative than you were as a teenager. Buyer beware!!!
Forget it.  
#20 | 934 days ago

#21 | 934 days ago

One son, married and out the house. One daughter, married and out the house. One sone left. No fatalities (yet). I think I've done okay. Glenda, you could use a quick trip to "Margaritaville".

Forget it.  
#22 | 934 days ago

Teenage Girls Are The Worst...I Remember This...I Used To Be One...LOL
Ha, I don't want a teenager girl  
#23 | 934 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Psssh, I'm pretty sure when I get to those years, someone will have definitely taken her to WV already. If he thinks I'm bad now....
I disagree, the single digit years will be my best. Anything 10 and above (till at least 27) she will much rather be back in GA.
#24 | 934 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I disagree, the single digit years will be my best. Anything 10 and above (till at least 27) she will much rather be back in GA.
Well, this child is gonna be sh** outta luck.
Ha, I don't want a teenager girl  
#25 | 934 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 But I am paying, I said 500 and not one penny more. So wanna change your mind? 
That is SO not what you said.  
But for $500, sure ... is 17 too old to leave her at a local hospital, no questions asked?
Ha, I don't want a teenager girl  
#26 | 934 days ago

2,555 days..
Sure why not.   
#27 | 934 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
janet011685 wrote:
That is SO not what you said.  
But for $500, sure ... is 17 too old to leave her at a local hospital, no questions asked?
 Yeah huh. 


Just buy Janie, I will pay you 500 and pay for the 3rd class shipping. Geez you drive a hard bargain. 
#28 | 934 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oh ok Kevin here, this should get me back in your good graces. 



#29 | 934 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Oh ok Kevin here, this should get me back in your good graces. 



 Good try, but still getting PQ's till December 26. 
Forget it.  
#30 | 934 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 Good try, but still getting PQ's till December 26. 
   FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



 
#31 | 933 days ago

I was a little concerned when I saw this. You're not suppose to sell your children at leest not on this continent O.O
#32 | 933 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
I was a little concerned when I saw this. You're not suppose to sell your children at leest not on this continent O.O
 Tianna, we are on the same continent. And I am all but sure your parents had an ad in the paper too. 



#33 | 933 days ago

We already have one of those, except our model  uses the phrase "i know" instead of whatever. There must be a class they take in HS that teaches this behavior. My wife has been wanting a baby, but the factory is shutdown, plus I'd be to old to pick him/her up  and all I have to do is point in thedirection of the abyss and she changes her mind for  a little while.

#34 | 933 days ago

I'll tell you what - I have two 12 year olds that I will trade you straight across...
Forget it.  
#35 | 933 days ago

Glenda think back to when you was that age, I know it was a long time ago.............lol

You get Paybacks
I have boys, I was lucky.  
#36 | 933 days ago

Janie is a sweet kid Glenda.
#37 | 932 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

SlowRider wrote:
Janie is a sweet kid Glenda.
 

HA!!!!!
#38 | 932 days ago

hey you make it 500 a month??? i could really use the money right now

 ive all ready raised 3! and there still around some where!!
Forget it.  
#39 | 905 days ago

wow, as soon as i saw this poll i thought, wow this is creepy
Beaneaters.  

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