I feel indifferent today, i didn't cared for anything happening or not happening.
 
PS: Currently, what/who is the biggest deal in the NFL, are the Falcons any good this season?

Good morning

Last night's DBacks - Dodgers game was the best MLB game I've ever seen!  1-1 going into overtime, then 6-1 LA lead, and the Dbacks make a triumphant comeback to win it 7-6! Only the FOURTH time in MLB history a walk off grand slam to win a game... first one was Babe Ruth in 1925, wow last minute miracles really do happen. I'll be at tonights final season game and I hope it will be just as exciting as last night's performance.


Ryan Roberts' grand slam winning hit

Pictures of the team logo suit?

I feel indifferent today, i didn't cared for anything happening or not happening.
 
PS: Currently, what/who is the biggest deal in the NFL, are the Falcons any good this season?

me too, that's why this poll is old.

The Falcons are the same so far which may not be a good thing, but we finished with the second best record in the league last year, so who knows, and ***k what Kenne is talking about.

Also, if you ever take any sports advice from Kenne, I will disown you.

Alain, I hate 112 and am kinda meh on Puffy.

"Two Dope Boyz (In A Cadillac)"

From the bottom of my lungs a ***** be blowin, spittin his game
Comin up on ya from the South, the A-T-Liens aint changed
Cooler than most players claim to be
A ***** that's from the A-Town see
The home of the Bankhead Bounce, Campbellton Road and other city streets
Enough of the verality, fallacy, butter we speak not fiction
Speakin of pullin yo' girl lookin at Jheri curls you bitches
Everytime I ryhme for y'all, I'm lookin to prove a point
kickin a freestyle every now and then
but mostly off the joint
See I smoke good cuz see it go good wit them flows, why
the ***** the B-I-G like Tony Rich nobody knows why
but me and my folks, cuz yall *****s jokes like the joker
I'm sick of these wack ass rappers like I'm tired of h*es in chokers

Who dem boyz that be havin the crunk every occasion
This side *****s dustin, that side *****s lacin
But in the middle we stay calm, we just drop bombs
askin where we come from...South Post Lodge
[Chorus:]
Its Just Two Dope Boyz In A Cadillac [2X]

This ol sucka MC stepped up to me
Challenged Andre to a battle and I stood there patiently
As he spit and stumbled over cliches, so called freestylin
Whole purpose just to make me feel low, I guess you wildin'
I say look boy, I ain't for that f**k sh**; so f**k this
Let me explain on this child style so you don't miss
I grew up to myself not round no park bench
just a ***** bustin flows off in apartments

[Bridge]..South Post slums
[Chorus]

It goes chromes to the Fleetwoods, Coupes to Devilles
Hittin Girbauds and off these flows we havin the playa chill
In this atmosphere this ain't no practice here we cuttin the fool now
I'm doin ya at the house and throwin you out because I'm through now
Don't you love the way we claimin Bankhead, stankhead
Lookin around the SWATS for the h**b that's never tainted
Fainted when you heard the bourbon servin on the block
And all you bitin indivuals need to check yourselves and stop

Yeah tight like nuts and bolts, sluts and h**s that get evicted
I'm dealin with queens in my castle aint worth it to risk it
Now tricks be lookin at me like I'm they way up out the pro-jects
Can't put you on my payroll, and no I ain't got no Rolex
or no diamond at the exit with a sign sayin "We'll rap for food"
My face is bawled up cause I ain't in a happy mood
While my partner got the squeegee and the windex
Cause somewhere in my life I done went wrong just like a syntax
Error, bring the terror to your dome like P.E.
Prone to finish this out cause this be a free-style
[Bridge]
[Chorus]

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

I don't have a lot for news today, other than a little diddy about the White House f**king up a travel map for President Barry and putting Colorado in for Wyoming and vice-versa.  It's really not that difficult to tell the two states apart.  One of them is full of goofy b*st*rds that like to ride bikes and act like Kowlifournyuns, and the other one has a lot of extremely nervous sheep.

I did run across something while I was f**king off doing some research.  This may possibly be the perfect meal, if it includes bacon in it somewhere.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Pizza cubed.  Pizza bites on mini pizzas on a pizza.

watched the steve bartman thing on espn last night and cried at least three times. that show made chicagoans look like a buncha d**ks. my little sister and i did some creepy voodoo s**t to knock the cardinals out of the 2006 playoffs (they ended up winning the world series), but that was just two weird chicks. blowing up the ball and eating the remains? that was a city of people who though "yep. that should take the curse off." f**kin weirdos.

other than that, all i've got is this:

G***amn 'mericans. That is almost as bad as ordering a triple, double meat, from Wendys.

watched the steve bartman thing on espn last night and cried at least three times. that show made chicagoans look like a buncha d**ks. my little sister and i did some creepy voodoo s**t to knock the cardinals out of the 2006 playoffs (they ended up winning the world series), but that was just two weird chicks. blowing up the ball and eating the remains? that was a city of people who though "yep. that should take the curse off." f**kin weirdos.

other than that, all i've got is this:

 Morning.

The end of my nose is so raw from the dripping, that I'm considering coating a kleenex with a ton of vaseline and putting it up my nose for the whole day and screw the being "someone to look up to" thing us teachers have going for us. 

I got a pedicure yesterday. My favorite little Vietnamese lady wasn't there, so I go another lady. She is the DEVIL. She made me bleed twice and when I told her "OUCH....that hurts", she smiled. She's lucky, her painting and foot massage skills were good. B**ch!

Am I the only one watching Awkward on MTV? Best new show this season. I've heard good talk about the that Zoey DAldskfhas (chic from Elf), and watched it last night. It was ok. Awkward is better. The season finale was last night and it didn't disappoint. Give it a shot. It'll probably be played in loop ...........it is on MTV. 

Kings played the Penguins last night. They lost in a 8 or 9 round shoot out. I'm good with that. Bernier was in net. He will challenge Quick even more this year. Count on it. Doughty really needs to sign. This isn't funny anymore. I'm getting a little peturbed. Get it done, Dean.....so he doesn't want a ton of years, shorten the deal. And Doughty, if that deal is shortened, expect the money to be not as much. Compromise.  JERKS! I know the problem is that Dean doesn't want Doughty and Kopitar to become free agents at the same time, I get it. But seriously, this team can do things now. Worry about it later. DEcide then who to keep or if it is possible to keep both. JUST get the young man on the ice before Vegas and Europe. Geez. 

(I apologize for my mini rant.........my fingers just took over.TAke BACK.....I don't apologize. You don't like? Don't read my s**t!)

Have a lovely one. Remember to use Purell.

Unless you're a Cubs fan, you can't understand how or why it happened.  Was it right?  Hell no.  I was a part of the crowd that turned on him, and looking back, the hate should of been directed elsewhere(I'm looking at you Alou and Gonzo).  The whole thing was surreal. Words can't describe what transpired that night.  We've dealt with more heartache than one could imagine and looking back, it was BS to pin it on him.  But I digress....


I have to wean myself off melatonin.  I dreamt last night that I was sentenced to death in India for speeding.  I was being fed to a bunch of Lions when I woke up in a cold sweat.  May have to switch back to cough syrup, yo!

Basketball starts tonight and I'm afraid my relapsing of cigarettes over the weekend is going to slow me down.  Hopefully the opposing team has some taller dudes so I can post up in da post.  Can't wait to see how our competition stacks up this year. 

Made reservations at Chicago Q for the weekend and I'm really excited.  It's gotten great reviews and it's been awhile since I've had good BBQ.  Hopefully it lives up to the hype.

Have a good one everyone and remember, life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're going to get....unless you are a Cubs fan.  Then you just expect disappointment. 

/Out

Don't worry i stick with mine (even if it is s#!t).

watched the steve bartman thing on espn last night and cried at least three times. that show made chicagoans look like a buncha d**ks. my little sister and i did some creepy voodoo s**t to knock the cardinals out of the 2006 playoffs (they ended up winning the world series), but that was just two weird chicks. blowing up the ball and eating the remains? that was a city of people who though "yep. that should take the curse off." f**kin weirdos.

other than that, all i've got is this:

I was working on a long post about cubs fans and their d**kheadedness but got interrupted too many times, so I'll just sum it up. cubs fans don't deserve a World Series after what they did to Mr. Bartman. That man showed more class than all those bunch of assclowns in that city put together! So cub fans can go F**k themselves and their goat!

Creepy Voodoo s**t ...........     continue !

me too, that's why this poll is old.

The Falcons are the same so far which may not be a good thing, but we finished with the second best record in the league last year, so who knows, and ***k what Kenne is talking about.

Also, if you ever take any sports advice from Kenne, I will disown you.

Alain, I hate 112 and am kinda meh on Puffy.

"Two Dope Boyz (In A Cadillac)"

From the bottom of my lungs a ***** be blowin, spittin his game
Comin up on ya from the South, the A-T-Liens aint changed
Cooler than most players claim to be
A ***** that's from the A-Town see
The home of the Bankhead Bounce, Campbellton Road and other city streets
Enough of the verality, fallacy, butter we speak not fiction
Speakin of pullin yo' girl lookin at Jheri curls you bitches
Everytime I ryhme for y'all, I'm lookin to prove a point
kickin a freestyle every now and then
but mostly off the joint
See I smoke good cuz see it go good wit them flows, why
the ***** the B-I-G like Tony Rich nobody knows why
but me and my folks, cuz yall *****s jokes like the joker
I'm sick of these wack ass rappers like I'm tired of h*es in chokers

Who dem boyz that be havin the crunk every occasion
This side *****s dustin, that side *****s lacin
But in the middle we stay calm, we just drop bombs
askin where we come from...South Post Lodge
[Chorus:]
Its Just Two Dope Boyz In A Cadillac [2X]

This ol sucka MC stepped up to me
Challenged Andre to a battle and I stood there patiently
As he spit and stumbled over cliches, so called freestylin
Whole purpose just to make me feel low, I guess you wildin'
I say look boy, I ain't for that f**k sh**; so f**k this
Let me explain on this child style so you don't miss
I grew up to myself not round no park bench
just a ***** bustin flows off in apartments

[Bridge]..South Post slums
[Chorus]

It goes chromes to the Fleetwoods, Coupes to Devilles
Hittin Girbauds and off these flows we havin the playa chill
In this atmosphere this ain't no practice here we cuttin the fool now
I'm doin ya at the house and throwin you out because I'm through now
Don't you love the way we claimin Bankhead, stankhead
Lookin around the SWATS for the h**b that's never tainted
Fainted when you heard the bourbon servin on the block
And all you bitin indivuals need to check yourselves and stop

Yeah tight like nuts and bolts, sluts and h**s that get evicted
I'm dealin with queens in my castle aint worth it to risk it
Now tricks be lookin at me like I'm they way up out the pro-jects
Can't put you on my payroll, and no I ain't got no Rolex
or no diamond at the exit with a sign sayin "We'll rap for food"
My face is bawled up cause I ain't in a happy mood
While my partner got the squeegee and the windex
Cause somewhere in my life I done went wrong just like a syntax
Error, bring the terror to your dome like P.E.
Prone to finish this out cause this be a free-style
[Bridge]
[Chorus]

G***amn 'mericans. That is almost as bad as ordering a triple, double meat, from Wendys.

If this includes dancing nekkid around the TV, then I think video may be required.

Falcon's are the same as they have been for years , they lose !


U dissed Kenne u b*sta*d !   (in south park cartman voice) ............ Hater !

I also relapsed on cigarettes this weekend, I quit last week after another weekend relapse after being clean for 3 years. As I told Icfeet & sharp square last night, I'm considering one of those electronic cigs that smoke water vapor. I know I have it in me to not smoke, I just have to be strong willed and remind myself that the habit is mental and not a physical need. It also helps to hide the ashtrays, cig pack, and lighters.

Excessive drinking = cigarettes.  I was going strong for a month before relapsing last weekend.  Hopefully the electric cigs work for you, cuz they don't do sh** for me.  I've cut back a lot in recent years, but kicking this habit is tougher than Ric Flair on steroids. 

Come on Woody, we ALL have our bad seeds. 

Does the "Malice at the Palace" ring a bell? 

I'm not condoning what happened, but like I said - unless you're a Cubs fan you really can't understand.  

watched the steve bartman thing on espn last night and cried at least three times. that show made chicagoans look like a buncha d**ks. my little sister and i did some creepy voodoo s**t to knock the cardinals out of the 2006 playoffs (they ended up winning the world series), but that was just two weird chicks. blowing up the ball and eating the remains? that was a city of people who though "yep. that should take the curse off." f**kin weirdos.

other than that, all i've got is this:

Capitalizing the word "JERK" doesn't necessarily constitute a 'rant'.

Thanks for playing.

Good. You're prepared.


Teach, do you watch Little Couple?

It's always heavy drinking and being around a big group of friends who smoke that gets to me.

 No. Is that a show about what I think it's about? If so, what channel, when is it on, and why haven't I been told of it before?

That whole thing at the Palace is completely different from a whole city blaming a loss on one guy when they should of been blaming the CHOKE ARTIST team they root for.

Plus the incident at the Palace if I remember happened at an nba game and the nba is not a real league. Yeah I went there again Ashlie

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Furthermore F*&kf*&^, *Y^^%$$%^^&^&&*****^^%$$#$. 

And if that isn't enough for the so called rant graders, I will be more than happy to shove a piece of kleenex (surrounding a shiv) coated with Vaseline up your nose. Let me know. F**k&&^e. 


Edited due forgetting manners.
****Oh.....I forgot....where the F are my manners. Have a pleasant day hun.  Oh....and keep long hair or go short? Thanks.

I used to watch it, and yes it IS about what you think it's about.    

But I dunno, I didn't find enough giggle-worthy stuff to make it worth it.  It's not like LPBW.  They don't seem to ever go on adventurous trips, they don't do farm work, they don't play soccer, they use stools to help reach things.  Booooring.

Good morning

Last night's DBacks - Dodgers game was the best MLB game I've ever seen!  1-1 going into overtime, then 6-1 LA lead, and the Dbacks make a triumphant comeback to win it 7-6! Only the FOURTH time in MLB history a walk off grand slam to win a game... first one was Babe Ruth in 1925, wow last minute miracles really do happen. I'll be at tonights final season game and I hope it will be just as exciting as last night's performance.


Ryan Roberts' grand slam winning hit

 Good day, bitches.

My day started off ridiculously awesome!  Then I got out of bed.    My dog took a s**t in my dining room, which I kinda thought might happen since she didn't go last night when I took her out, mostly due to the pouring rain.  I wouldn't wanna s**t in that, either.  

Also, I don't think my garbage disposal works.  And it kinda smells now.  I've never had one before, so I'm in the dark on the maintenance/cleaning/upkeep of them ... I've tried to clean and flush it out.  I've used hot/boiling water, baking soda, vinegar, regular old cleaning products.  Nothing seems to work.  Short of shoving my hand in with a Brillo pad (which I hear isn't recommended), I don't know what else to do.  Anybody?

This is for Kevin or James (or any other cheftastic Qer) ... is there a downside to using ceramic frying pans?  Because I'm not seeing one yet.  I mean, I guess they'd be more likely to chip/crack, but aside from that, I kinda love them.  I picked one up on a whim because my metal pans get all sorts of f**ked up relatively quickly, and I think I might be in love.

One other thing I found amusing.  After opening my big mouth on one of those Yahoo articles' comments section (which I should have learned a lesson about since the last time I got called a "big fat ugly c**t" like 147 times in a row by a religious zealot), I discovered that because I think Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma, that I'm a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch.  
So ... ok.  Let's recap.  
I said "Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma".
She/He said "You're a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch!".
And I'M the racist?  

Im no cheftastic, but i concur about ceramic frying and baking pans, i love that i can start something on the stove and throw it in the oven without changing pans! Easy cleanup too!

Pretty much.  I at least have the winter.  We can't smoke inside bars/restaurants here and I'll be damned if I freeze to have a few puffs.  Can you guys smoke inside in PHX?

Don't dispute that we shouldn't have blamed Bartman, but again, you have to be Cubs fan to understand.  And there have been numerous on court altercations in the NBA.  But prior to the Palace incident, it never spilled into the crowd because of jackass fans throwing beer at players. 

All I'm saying is that no team is immune from having idiots rep them. 

I'm wearing it to tonight's game. Last night I left the village to watch it at a bar, and was suspended by Kat - karma for booing her Dodgers . I was charged $8 for a friggin' 32 oz pitcher! What is this world coming to?

In my head, I KNEW you were going to reply ... either about the ceramic pans or the garbage disposal.  Don't ask me why, I just thought you'd know.  

Pretty much.  I at least have the winter.  We can't smoke inside bars/restaurants here and I'll be damned if I freeze to have a few puffs.  Can you guys smoke inside in PHX?

As long as you order a Diet Coke to go with it, it's healthy.

 Good day, bitches.

My day started off ridiculously awesome!  Then I got out of bed.    My dog took a s**t in my dining room, which I kinda thought might happen since she didn't go last night when I took her out, mostly due to the pouring rain.  I wouldn't wanna s**t in that, either.  

Also, I don't think my garbage disposal works.  And it kinda smells now.  I've never had one before, so I'm in the dark on the maintenance/cleaning/upkeep of them ... I've tried to clean and flush it out.  I've used hot/boiling water, baking soda, vinegar, regular old cleaning products.  Nothing seems to work.  Short of shoving my hand in with a Brillo pad (which I hear isn't recommended), I don't know what else to do.  Anybody?

This is for Kevin or James (or any other cheftastic Qer) ... is there a downside to using ceramic frying pans?  Because I'm not seeing one yet.  I mean, I guess they'd be more likely to chip/crack, but aside from that, I kinda love them.  I picked one up on a whim because my metal pans get all sorts of f**ked up relatively quickly, and I think I might be in love.

One other thing I found amusing.  After opening my big mouth on one of those Yahoo articles' comments section (which I should have learned a lesson about since the last time I got called a "big fat ugly c**t" like 147 times in a row by a religious zealot), I discovered that because I think Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma, that I'm a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch.  
So ... ok.  Let's recap.  
I said "Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma".
She/He said "You're a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch!".
And I'M the racist?  

You tell shim you aren't a no hon**, cr*****, white devil or racist.

I did ... I even told shim I couldn't be racist because I have black friends.  
And I typed it in all caps so shim knew I meant business.



(No I didn't.  But just typing that made me giggle, thereby making me feel so much better about being a big fat ugly c**t AND a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch.)

There are few bars in Chicago that you can still smoke in. They're all on the East Side.

I feel indifferent today, i didn't cared for anything happening or not happening.
 
PS: Currently, what/who is the biggest deal in the NFL, are the Falcons any good this season?

Don't dispute that we shouldn't have blamed Bartman, but again, you have to be Cubs fan to understand.  And there have been numerous on court altercations in the NBA.  But prior to the Palace incident, it never spilled into the crowd because of jackass fans throwing beer at players. 

All I'm saying is that no team is immune from having idiots rep them. 

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

I don't have a lot for news today, other than a little diddy about the White House f**king up a travel map for President Barry and putting Colorado in for Wyoming and vice-versa.  It's really not that difficult to tell the two states apart.  One of them is full of goofy b*st*rds that like to ride bikes and act like Kowlifournyuns, and the other one has a lot of extremely nervous sheep.

I did run across something while I was f**king off doing some research.  This may possibly be the perfect meal, if it includes bacon in it somewhere.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Pizza cubed.  Pizza bites on mini pizzas on a pizza.

Pizza Rolls with bacon on pizza, on a pizza. Only thing missing is beer & fresh batteries for the remote.
I love America!!

Random Alert: Have you seen Kevin Hart's Seriously Funny?  Cause it kinda is...I don't know how long it is but for me the first 20 and the last 20 were worth it.

"fresh batteries" made me laugh out loud!

If you're a T'wolves fan, you have to be looking forward to no season, right?

Ya don't have to be a T-Wolves fan for that

Leaving for Miami.   Sad and happy day all at the same time.  I"m gonna miss ol Jack......GO MARLINS!!

I'm wearing it to tonight's game. Last night I left the village to watch it at a bar, and was suspended by Kat - karma for booing her Dodgers . I was charged $8 for a friggin' 32 oz pitcher! What is this world coming to?

You are so bad Jen.
(nice)  

Right, but i'm not talking about, or to, nba haters in general. Didn't I tell you to **** my ***?! Don't speak until you're done, it's rude. *****.

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

I don't have a lot for news today, other than a little diddy about the White House f**king up a travel map for President Barry and putting Colorado in for Wyoming and vice-versa.  It's really not that difficult to tell the two states apart.  One of them is full of goofy b*st*rds that like to ride bikes and act like Kowlifournyuns, and the other one has a lot of extremely nervous sheep.

I did run across something while I was f**king off doing some research.  This may possibly be the perfect meal, if it includes bacon in it somewhere.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Pizza cubed.  Pizza bites on mini pizzas on a pizza.

That has to have happened more than 4 times. I've seen the Sox do it twice. Robin Ventura did once against the Mariners in the early '90's and Carlos Lee did it against the Cubs in I think 2003.

If you're a T'wolves fan, you have to be looking forward to no season, right?

 Morning.

The end of my nose is so raw from the dripping, that I'm considering coating a kleenex with a ton of vaseline and putting it up my nose for the whole day and screw the being "someone to look up to" thing us teachers have going for us. 

I got a pedicure yesterday. My favorite little Vietnamese lady wasn't there, so I go another lady. She is the DEVIL. She made me bleed twice and when I told her "OUCH....that hurts", she smiled. She's lucky, her painting and foot massage skills were good. B**ch!

Am I the only one watching Awkward on MTV? Best new show this season. I've heard good talk about the that Zoey DAldskfhas (chic from Elf), and watched it last night. It was ok. Awkward is better. The season finale was last night and it didn't disappoint. Give it a shot. It'll probably be played in loop ...........it is on MTV. 

Kings played the Penguins last night. They lost in a 8 or 9 round shoot out. I'm good with that. Bernier was in net. He will challenge Quick even more this year. Count on it. Doughty really needs to sign. This isn't funny anymore. I'm getting a little peturbed. Get it done, Dean.....so he doesn't want a ton of years, shorten the deal. And Doughty, if that deal is shortened, expect the money to be not as much. Compromise.  JERKS! I know the problem is that Dean doesn't want Doughty and Kopitar to become free agents at the same time, I get it. But seriously, this team can do things now. Worry about it later. DEcide then who to keep or if it is possible to keep both. JUST get the young man on the ice before Vegas and Europe. Geez. 

(I apologize for my mini rant.........my fingers just took over.TAke BACK.....I don't apologize. You don't like? Don't read my s**t!)

Have a lovely one. Remember to use Purell.

Did I get banned?

This post is more deserving of Top Comment than my half-assed recap of last night's game. C'mon people - respect!

I'm tied for first with you.  Are you implying MY post is not worthy?  

 Good day, bitches.

My day started off ridiculously awesome!  Then I got out of bed.    My dog took a s**t in my dining room, which I kinda thought might happen since she didn't go last night when I took her out, mostly due to the pouring rain.  I wouldn't wanna s**t in that, either.  

Also, I don't think my garbage disposal works.  And it kinda smells now.  I've never had one before, so I'm in the dark on the maintenance/cleaning/upkeep of them ... I've tried to clean and flush it out.  I've used hot/boiling water, baking soda, vinegar, regular old cleaning products.  Nothing seems to work.  Short of shoving my hand in with a Brillo pad (which I hear isn't recommended), I don't know what else to do.  Anybody?

This is for Kevin or James (or any other cheftastic Qer) ... is there a downside to using ceramic frying pans?  Because I'm not seeing one yet.  I mean, I guess they'd be more likely to chip/crack, but aside from that, I kinda love them.  I picked one up on a whim because my metal pans get all sorts of f**ked up relatively quickly, and I think I might be in love.

One other thing I found amusing.  After opening my big mouth on one of those Yahoo articles' comments section (which I should have learned a lesson about since the last time I got called a "big fat ugly c**t" like 147 times in a row by a religious zealot), I discovered that because I think Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma, that I'm a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch.  
So ... ok.  Let's recap.  
I said "Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma".
She/He said "You're a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch!".
And I'M the racist?  

You may need to clean the rubber cover in the sink.

You will have to pull each flap back and scrub it with hot/warm soapy water using an old toothbrush or something similar, The down side to this is you may have to stick your hand inside a little way to get to the underside, so you may want to make sure you cant accidentally hit the switch or go to the breaker and kill the power to the kitchen.

Food particles get stuck under the cover and rots then...., well you can smell the results.

If that dont work you might want to move.

This post is more deserving of Top Comment than my half-assed recap of last night's game. C'mon people - respect!

Molly enjoying the Packers beating the Bears
and hearing that the Brewers won the division

That holding call was BULLSH*T and completely changed the game.  I kid....sort of.


Want to see the definition of a homer.  This was apparently taken from the Alabama 24/7 and the guy was completely serious.

Predict the Score if the Tide played the Patriots is the thread title.

"I'm gonna have to go with the Tide on this one, 27-14. Our OL and DL are really starting to find establish their identity as a nasty (not dirty) bunch who just wants to maul people. The Pats definitely have some studs, but I think for four quarters we get the best of them. The one, two punch of Trent and Lacy will wear them down and have them begging for mercy by the time the fourth quarter starts. McElwain keeps it simple for AJ, not giving him opportunities to make mistakes.

Some may laugh at this, but I think our defense has the advantage over their offense. Tom Brady is one of the best ever, but you better believe our guys would be ready to avenge the loss from the 2000 Orange Bowl. We match up well with their short, intermediate passing game. Mosley and Barron in coverage will give Welker and their TEs trouble not only getting open, but getting any yards after the catch.

Bottom line, this game would be one between the two best coaching minds in all of football, Saban and Belichick. Saban gets the best of his mentor in this one and we make their asses quit."

Watch your mouth around my cousin, dammit!

That holding call was BULLSH*T and completely changed the game.  I kid....sort of.


Want to see the definition of a homer.  This was apparently taken from the Alabama 24/7 and the guy was completely serious.

Predict the Score if the Tide played the Patriots is the thread title.

"I'm gonna have to go with the Tide on this one, 27-14. Our OL and DL are really starting to find establish their identity as a nasty (not dirty) bunch who just wants to maul people. The Pats definitely have some studs, but I think for four quarters we get the best of them. The one, two punch of Trent and Lacy will wear them down and have them begging for mercy by the time the fourth quarter starts. McElwain keeps it simple for AJ, not giving him opportunities to make mistakes.

Some may laugh at this, but I think our defense has the advantage over their offense. Tom Brady is one of the best ever, but you better believe our guys would be ready to avenge the loss from the 2000 Orange Bowl. We match up well with their short, intermediate passing game. Mosley and Barron in coverage will give Welker and their TEs trouble not only getting open, but getting any yards after the catch.

Bottom line, this game would be one between the two best coaching minds in all of football, Saban and Belichick. Saban gets the best of his mentor in this one and we make their asses quit."

Hola amigos y amigas!

Well finally back to work and of course it sucks. Although I was getting bored at home.  I was up late last night and had a hard time waking up this morning, and its slow here so I may fall asleep at my desk.

I don't have much else today except a song maybe....it's an oldie...but I heard it this morning and its kinda stuck in my head!

"Can't Let You Go"
(feat. Lil Mo)

[Fabolous]
Baby girl
You know my situation
And sometimes I know you get impatient
But you don't put on show's to get ovations.
Take it to court and go through litagations
And I respect ya gangsta
Treat you like a princess
And put some on your neck to thank ya
Shes my pinch hitta
When the startin lineup aint playin right
I come off the bench wit her
It might sound like im gassin ya
But it takes time to get from the back seat to the passenger
We been creepin and sneakin
Just to keep it from leakin
We so deep in our freakin
That we don't sleep on the weekend
Wifey's
A little bit uptight
Wonderin why I keep comin home in the middle of the night
It'll be alright if ya'll bump heads it'll be a fight
But i said it'll be alright (come on)

[Chorus - Mike Shorey & (Lil Mo)]
I really wanna be with you (be with you)
But I gotta be real with you (real with you)
I can't leave you alone (no)
And I know I'm living wrong.
But i can't let ya go
Your the one i want in my life (want in my life)
Already got a wife (got a wife)
Can't leave you alone (no)
And I know I'm living wrong
But I can't let ya go

[Fabolous]
You aint ever step out of line
Or get out a pocket
So i made sure canary sent out your locket
To protect you, i'll get out and cock it
And you know the barrel of my gun is big enough to spit out a rocket
Oh, you gonna play dumb if cops do come through
I gotta keep the top up if my drop do come through
But i know the boutiques and the shops you run through
So i cop her one, and cop you one too
You always get a daily page, weekly ring
Plus you aint too shy to do them freaky things
I aint gotta put a band on your finger
Or worry about you tellin' the whole world I'm your man while on Springer.
At first you were somethin i denied
Something I would slide
Just do somethin in the ride
But shorty
Theres something that you provide
Cause the entree ain't as good without something on the side ya' know.

[Chorus]

[Fabolous]
Uh oh, i might be leavin the earth soon
My girl gonna kill me if she smells the scent of your perfume
Its gonna be a clip toss if I go back
With stains of your lip gloss on my throwback
She wont care if im a platinum rapper
If she catch me with an empty magnum wrapper
So keep it on the down low call the car celly
You seen what happened with Mr. Big and R Kelly

[Lil Mo]
You know I care for you
Anytime this chick is there for you
Feelings im'ma share wit you
Which makes it a little more clear for you

1 instead of 2   , first day back after vacation always

Am I supposed to know what 1 instead of 2 means?

I haven't done squat at work for over two weeks now, I'm not entirely sure why I still have a job. If it was me, I would have fired my sorry a** by now. I'm trying to lay low, maybe I can milk this for two more weeks before they notice they are paying me.

That holding call was BULLSH*T and completely changed the game.  I kid....sort of.


Want to see the definition of a homer.  This was apparently taken from the Alabama 24/7 and the guy was completely serious.

Predict the Score if the Tide played the Patriots is the thread title.

"I'm gonna have to go with the Tide on this one, 27-14. Our OL and DL are really starting to find establish their identity as a nasty (not dirty) bunch who just wants to maul people. The Pats definitely have some studs, but I think for four quarters we get the best of them. The one, two punch of Trent and Lacy will wear them down and have them begging for mercy by the time the fourth quarter starts. McElwain keeps it simple for AJ, not giving him opportunities to make mistakes.

Some may laugh at this, but I think our defense has the advantage over their offense. Tom Brady is one of the best ever, but you better believe our guys would be ready to avenge the loss from the 2000 Orange Bowl. We match up well with their short, intermediate passing game. Mosley and Barron in coverage will give Welker and their TEs trouble not only getting open, but getting any yards after the catch.

Bottom line, this game would be one between the two best coaching minds in all of football, Saban and Belichick. Saban gets the best of his mentor in this one and we make their asses quit."

Joe, in a totally unrelated subject...do you have any idea how the Texans are 3.5 point favorites to the Steelers on Sunday. If I wasn't afraid Leigh would take my fan card I'd get some of that action myself.

Joe, in a totally unrelated subject...do you have any idea how the Texans are 3.5 point favorites to the Steelers on Sunday. If I wasn't afraid Leigh would take my fan card I'd get some of that action myself.

Am I supposed to know what 1 instead of 2 means?

ummm, I know this.. things you hear at a Klan meeting.. uhhhh, reasons the South lost, things retarded people say, someone who has never seen an NFL game or practice in person...

it's funny, the afternoon sports show in Denver is hosted by a radio guy, Mark Schlereth and Alfred Williams (former NFL guys).. They were talking about how the worst NFL team, for arguments sake, the Colts, would beat Alabama by 50.. It's true.. An NFL team is made up of 53 NFL talented players.. A team like Alabama has what, maybe 5 right now? A team like the Patriots, if they tried, could hang 100 on Alabama.. There is zero doubt in my mind

Plus this is just another reason to hate the SEC and SEC fans

But as you know, my boys have perfected the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and invented at least two brand new ones last year.

So, yeah. Baseball.

Braves, * ** ** ****** ******* ****** ** you bunch of *** ** *******. I cannot believe that you all are ******* ****** away the *** **** wild card to the  ****** ******* Cardinals. Don't get me wrong, I am not a ****** ******* Cardinals hater. If the *** **** Braves can't do any ******* better than their ******* ***es are doing right now, I say just forfeit the ******* ********** game, go get a dozen ****** wings and a pitcher or two of some decent ******* microbrews and watch the ******* Cardinals take the *** **** wild card spot on a *** **** big screen *** **** TV, you ******s...

Falcons, win, now. ******s.

Kings, win in Vegas. *** **** **.

My ******** fantasy lame*** football team can WIN NOW, *** **** **. 

Hope you all are doing ok, I'm gonna take some more ******* Mucinex and lay the **** down. All this is making me ******** tired.



Oh, and Ashlie, hiiiiii friiind  <blinky eyes here>...

 Good day, bitches.

My day started off ridiculously awesome!  Then I got out of bed.    My dog took a s**t in my dining room, which I kinda thought might happen since she didn't go last night when I took her out, mostly due to the pouring rain.  I wouldn't wanna s**t in that, either.  

Also, I don't think my garbage disposal works.  And it kinda smells now.  I've never had one before, so I'm in the dark on the maintenance/cleaning/upkeep of them ... I've tried to clean and flush it out.  I've used hot/boiling water, baking soda, vinegar, regular old cleaning products.  Nothing seems to work.  Short of shoving my hand in with a Brillo pad (which I hear isn't recommended), I don't know what else to do.  Anybody?

This is for Kevin or James (or any other cheftastic Qer) ... is there a downside to using ceramic frying pans?  Because I'm not seeing one yet.  I mean, I guess they'd be more likely to chip/crack, but aside from that, I kinda love them.  I picked one up on a whim because my metal pans get all sorts of f**ked up relatively quickly, and I think I might be in love.

One other thing I found amusing.  After opening my big mouth on one of those Yahoo articles' comments section (which I should have learned a lesson about since the last time I got called a "big fat ugly c**t" like 147 times in a row by a religious zealot), I discovered that because I think Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma, that I'm a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch.  
So ... ok.  Let's recap.  
I said "Michael Vick is now feeling the effects of bad karma".
She/He said "You're a honky, cracker, white devil, racist bitch!".
And I'M the racist?  

I'm loving it.  Do or die game tomorrow.  Gooooo TB!  




(Boston is out of it, officially.  Awww.  )

 For your garbage disposal, I can usually find them at a grocery store or a walmart, they work well - 

http://www.amazon.com/Plink-Garbage-Disposal-Cleaner-Deodorizer/dp/B000A3I39M

ummm, I know this.. things you hear at a Klan meeting.. uhhhh, reasons the South lost, things retarded people say, someone who has never seen an NFL game or practice in person...

it's funny, the afternoon sports show in Denver is hosted by a radio guy, Mark Schlereth and Alfred Williams (former NFL guys).. They were talking about how the worst NFL team, for arguments sake, the Colts, would beat Alabama by 50.. It's true.. An NFL team is made up of 53 NFL talented players.. A team like Alabama has what, maybe 5 right now? A team like the Patriots, if they tried, could hang 100 on Alabama.. There is zero doubt in my mind

Plus this is just another reason to hate the SEC and SEC fans

When will the younger generations learn.....  My son was talking about how modern rock "pushed the envelope" with their suggested lyrics in some songs.  He, of course, being 15 denied any way that early 80's rock could have been any more "suggestive".  My response, we didn't do "suggestive":

www.youtube.com/watch  He about fell out of his chair when listening to this one as I had him watch the lyrics with the song....

In addition, I also told him about W.A.S.P., Quiet Riot, Motley Crue, Manowar, etc.......  I loved the generation I went to H.S. in--even if it did mean enduring disco during my Jr. High years.....

Score one for us old guys!

The funny thing is I forgot the obvious songs: "Slide It In", and "Slow and Easy" by Whitesnake...... 
I must be slipping in my old age....

Two more great ones.  Warrant doesn't count.....that's dildo rock--it's like the real thing, but not really.....