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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
26 Fans 
27%a. And Knowing Is Half The Battle...
12%b. And I'll Form...The HEAD!...
15%c. This message will self-destruct...
15%d. Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...
12%e. By the power of Greyskull!...
8%f. Smurf.
12%g. Beans...

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#6 | 1029 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
Despite giving up 4 runs last night, Justin Verlander is straight filthy.  The inning where he struck out the side in just 10 pitches was a thing of beauty.  Should of been nine pitches too.  The lone ball he pitched was called a strike just one pitch later.  And did anyone hear the heckler calling Jorge Posada "Boy George" while he was at the dish?  Hilarious.  Tigers have to feel good about their chances going up against AJ Burnett today.  LOL @ the Yankees. 

How about some guy in one of my fantasy leagues just offered me Rob Gronkowski and Pierre Gacon for Fred Jackson and Jason Witten?  LOL!  I don't know the dude(brother in law's friend), but I'm tempted to post some smack talk calling him out. 

Looks like West Virginia may be heading to the SEC.  That's the word according to a bunch of Mountaineer fans on another site anyways.  Yo Joe, how do you feel about that? 
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
  
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#1 | 1029 days ago

 Yo Joe!!

Yo Unemployed.

Yo currently more time with my kids and sleeping better.

Yo still get to go to the beach next week.

Yo part time job.

Yo mama.

Yo resume update. 

Yo starting all over again.

Yo Ladies and Gentlemen, Eric Church:

I was fifteen when my daddy's old man
Caught me half way through my first beer
He laughed so hard when my face turned green
He said “You come from a long line of sinners like me”

Now me and my brother go to see him some times
But he don't have much to say anymore
So we sit on his headstone with a fifth of Jack D.
Here's to a long line of sinners like me
La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
I come from a long line of sinners like me

My mama had a soft spot for a hell raisin' boy
So she had two more just like him
It takes an angel to raise a family
That comes from a long line of sinners like me 

Well now maybe who knows one day I'll settle down
Give my dad a grandson of his own
And when the doctor smacks him, he'll probably take a swing
Cause he'll come from a long line of sinners like me
La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
I come from a long line of sinners like me

On the day I die
I know where I'm gonna go
Me and Jesus got that part worked out
I'll wait at the gates til his face I see
And stand in a long line of sinners like me
I'll stand in a long line of sinners like me

La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
I come from a long line of sinners like me
La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
Here’s to a long line of sinners like me
I come from a long line of sinners like me
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#2 | 1029 days ago

Well Cristie is to announce at 1pm et  today if he will run. 
Beans...  
#3 | 1029 days ago
18packabs (+)

This week needs a fast forward button and I need creamer for my coffee.
Beans...  
#4 | 1029 days ago

its twisted tuesday and its cold outside wooohooooo I'm loving it- TV question for Ashlie- why is House in jail? and my thought for the day is :
Jaheim - Just In Case
1 - Just in case I don't make it home tonight
Let me make love to you for the last time, baby
Wanna cherish each moment like the last
Cause baby you're all that I have
So just in case

Think of how we made love almost anywhere
Haven't I taken you almost everywhere
Think of all the things that, that we shared
Then imagine me not there, oh

Giving you more karats than a rabbit
Got you living lavish
Anything I've got, you can have it
Baby I'll do magic
I'll do all I can, to keep you satisfied
So just in case I don't make it home tonight, baby
Repeat 1 (2x)
Haven't I made you feel so special
As your man I've held your hand
Never letting go
Let you hold the keys to the Lex, huh to drive
Give you all you need and more as long as I'm alive

Even from the heavens up above
I'll shine all around
Too much is never enough
Ooh you are all I want
Even when I'm gone, my love will carry on
It's just that strong
So just in case
Repeat 1 (2x)
Baby you know I love you
More than anything in this whole world
You're my anything, my everything
My wife, my queen
So if something happens to me
There's something you need to know................................
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#5 | 1029 days ago

JAHEIM- JUST IN CASE -
1 - Just in case I don't make it home tonight
Let me make love to you for the last time, baby
Wanna cherish each moment like the last
Cause baby you're all that I have
So just in case

Think of how we made love almost anywhere
Haven't I taken you almost everywhere
Think of all the things that, that we shared
Then imagine me not there, oh

Giving you more karats than a rabbit
Got you living lavish
Anything I've got, you can have it
Baby I'll do magic
I'll do all I can, to keep you satisfied
So just in case I don't make it home tonight, baby

Repeat 1 (2x)

Haven't I made you feel so special
As your man I've held your hand
Never letting go
Let you hold the keys to the Lex, huh to drive
Give you all you need and more as long as I'm alive

Even from the heavens up above
I'll shine all around
Too much is never enough
Ooh you are all I want
Even when I'm gone, my love will carry on
It's just that strong
So just in case

Repeat 1 (2x)

Baby you know I love you
More than anything in this whole world
You're my anything, my everything
My wife, my queen
So if something happens to me
There's something you need to know................................

its twisted Tuesday and today's thought is:
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#6 | 1029 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
Despite giving up 4 runs last night, Justin Verlander is straight filthy.  The inning where he struck out the side in just 10 pitches was a thing of beauty.  Should of been nine pitches too.  The lone ball he pitched was called a strike just one pitch later.  And did anyone hear the heckler calling Jorge Posada "Boy George" while he was at the dish?  Hilarious.  Tigers have to feel good about their chances going up against AJ Burnett today.  LOL @ the Yankees. 

How about some guy in one of my fantasy leagues just offered me Rob Gronkowski and Pierre Gacon for Fred Jackson and Jason Witten?  LOL!  I don't know the dude(brother in law's friend), but I'm tempted to post some smack talk calling him out. 

Looks like West Virginia may be heading to the SEC.  That's the word according to a bunch of Mountaineer fans on another site anyways.  Yo Joe, how do you feel about that? 
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#7 | 1029 days ago

(Edited by Cactus_Jack)
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

South Florida I.C.E. main head honcho type dude is in a load of $h*t, after child pornography images were found on his home computer.  Now, a federal judge has ordered  a mental health evaluation be conducted on the creepy pervert dude.  I got an idea, let ol' Cactus Jack here save you a few hunnert grand, and I'll do the F'n eval myself.  He's as goofy as a peach orchard bore!  Any one that collects images of little kiddies in the nude (except your own kids for blackmail purposes at later stages in life)  Is a certifiable g*d d*mn nut job.  I never have understood kiddie diddlers.  Surisly, how can you find that $h*t more sexually attractive than a fully growed up type female with real knockers?????

Apparently some things never change.  I didn't read the entire story, because it is about my evil nemesis, Old Man Diva.  According to the headlines, Brett Fart had several "verbal fumbles" in his debut as a color commentator.  Really??? Brett Favre, fumble???  Well, color me surprised.

Anyone up for the most exciting threesome you could possibly imagine?  Amanda Knox joined Casey Anthony yesterday as the latest sultry little vixen murderess to walk outta the big house.  I'm still kinda wound up over the prosecutorial remarks about Ms. Knox being some kind of sex fiend...like that's a bad thing. 

Here's one from the "Well no F'n $h*t" files.  President Barry stated recently that the U.S. is NOT better off now than when he was elected, and it's prolly hurtin his chances to f**k this country over for four more years.  Don't sweat it too much, prez.  It aint all your fault.  If you and your F'n cohorts would quit acting like a G*d d*mn two dollar gutter slut every time corporate America came calling, the rest of us peons would be much better off, and we might even like your dumb a$$e$.

Thats it for now F'ers.  You've been edJACKated.
#8 | 1029 days ago

18packabs wrote:
This week needs a fast forward button and I need creamer for my coffee.
I agree, but i wanted it sped up so we could get to this



and kick the sh** outta the horns
#9 | 1029 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The short answer is because he's insane...and awesome. The slighter longer answer is because, in a rather calm jealous fit, he drove a car through Dr. Cuddy's living room, got out and walked away without ever saying a word.
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#10 | 1029 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Good Morning.

Vegas recap----(-WARNING....may be longish, and full of mistakes)---- started out pretty good, Chuck Lidell (sp? I don't care  to check) was on my plane there....that was cool, but then the wing got struck by lightning and the flight attendant decided to sing the rest of the way. Cab line was nuts long, but ended up with cool one who didn't decide to go his own route to our hotel. Also gave us some handy advice.

Got to hotel room and well.....my initial reaction was NICE. Then I saw the double bars and seat area in the shower. Tried it. I'm now asking for handicapped/old people rooms from now on. Hand held shower head, little bench thingie which makes shaving a piece of cake, and all sorts of roomie. Who knew the elderly/handicapped had all this. I've been missing out......but no more. After showering, I went out to check out the sites----------at my hotel...........specifically the casino.  Black Jack was kind to me that first night, so was a nice little penny machine. Up 100 bucks.

My lame penny game of choice------>and 

Then Saturday came------------around noonish, ate----I think they intentionally sat us at a table with no waiter/waitress assigned to it. took a half hour for some coffee. But in the long run, this might have saved me a couple bucks because the tables and machines were not kind to me ALL day. 

Frozen Fury?-----game sucked huevos. I did have a lovely time occasionally conversing with Giggy (call me surprised to see him on the Avs). Bumped into money bags Doughty as well. Did I mention my nephew got socked in the back of the head? He did. Good thing I was with him and not my HOT head other nephew/roomie. Good thing the dude doing the cowardly act hit like an old person. Shout out to MGM security guard.   

After the game--------more sinning and gambling occurred and I was on the look out for "little" people. I know Santa is to blame for the lack of them. FAT BAs**rd! The events following resulted in two blisters on the bottom of my feet, a large bruise above my right knee, a couple text messages, one trip to the ABC store for a towel-----not sure why, and a visit to MGM medical staff to wrap up my nephew's bloody finger. 

Sunday was relaxing if you ignored my horrible football picks and jerkhole loss of leads. I went to see the flower thingie at the Bellagio to ease my mind. It was pretty. Took a pic of a horse's ass. Enjoy.

Flight back home was scheduled for early afternoon yesterday...................but some wimpy dude had a panic attack and had to get off the plane, the weather was funky, and early afternoon ended up being not so early......could have driven back faster. Anywhoo............I had a grand time. Can't wait to go back.  (I tried to add more pics but the swirling thing while loading was irritating me and taking too slow. Probably a good thing. )

Have a lovely day. REmember to tip. 

More pics....
Smurf.  
#11 | 1029 days ago

mojo wrote:
I agree, but i wanted it sped up so we could get to this



and kick the sh** outta the horns
Ah sweet Jesus I was hoping it wouldn't come to this...

#12 | 1029 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
The short answer is because he's insane...and awesome. The slighter longer answer is because, in a rather calm jealous fit, he drove a car through Dr. Cuddy's living room, got out and walked away without ever saying a word.
Did I miss the question somewhere?
By the power of Greyskull!...  
#13 | 1029 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

South Florida I.C.E. main head honcho type dude is in a load of $h*t, after child pornography images were found on his home computer.  Now, a federal judge has ordered  a mental health evaluation be conducted on the creepy pervert dude.  I got an idea, let ol' Cactus Jack here save you a few hunnert grand, and I'll do the F'n eval myself.  He's as goofy as a peach orchard bore!  Any one that collects images of little kiddies in the nude (except your own kids for blackmail purposes at later stages in life)  Is a certifiable g*d d*mn nut job.  I never have understood kiddie diddlers.  Surisly, how can you find that $h*t more sexually attractive than a fully growed up type female with real knockers?????

Apparently some things never change.  I didn't read the entire story, because it is about my evil nemesis, Old Man Diva.  According to the headlines, Brett Fart had several "verbal fumbles" in his debut as a color commentator.  Really??? Brett Favre, fumble???  Well, color me surprised.

Anyone up for the most exciting threesome you could possibly imagine?  Amanda Knox joined Casey Anthony yesterday as the latest sultry little vixen murderess to walk outta the big house.  I'm still kinda wound up over the prosecutorial remarks about Ms. Knox being some kind of sex fiend...like that's a bad thing. 

Here's one from the "Well no F'n $h*t" files.  President Barry stated recently that the U.S. is NOT better off now than when he was elected, and it's prolly hurtin his chances to f**k this country over for four more years.  Don't sweat it too much, prez.  It aint all your fault.  If you and your F'n cohorts would quit acting like a G*d d*mn two dollar gutter slut every time corporate America came calling, the rest of us peons would be much better off, and we might even like your dumb a$$e$.

Thats it for now F'ers.  You've been edJACKated.
I dont really have anything to say, so just read this again.
#14 | 1029 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I dont really have anything to say, so just read this again.
When $h*t is that good, its worth repeating!
#15 | 1029 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Did I miss the question somewhere?
loL. yes. post #4
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#16 | 1029 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)
kobe_lova wrote:
The short answer is because he's insane...and awesome. The slighter longer answer is because, in a rather calm jealous fit, he drove a car through Dr. Cuddy's living room, got out and walked away without ever saying a word.
What is a "care" and how do you drive it?  Like a care bear?  That doesnt make sense, did he throw the care bear through her window?  Did he drive a car through the window with a care bear inside the car? This is confusing.


**She said "care" instead of "car"**
#17 | 1029 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
What is a "care" and how do you drive it?  Like a care bear?  That doesnt make sense, did he throw the care bear through her window?  Did he drive a car through the window with a care bear inside the car? This is confusing.


**She said "care" instead of "car"**
I edited that a while ago, but good job.
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#18 | 1029 days ago

Even though it's not a sentiment that will go over well in my situation, Go Tigers

Pierre Garcon!! Surprisingly good football game last night, and it was good to see Tampa learn from countless mistakes made by teams through the first few weeks.. You can run down the clock and control the game a lot easier by running the ball instead of trying to panic and continue to whip it all over the field.. Ahem, tony Romo, Mike Vick...

I'm thinking about doing an NFL quarterly report blog so be on the lookout for it, read it, comment on it, and keep the criticism in one to two lines at max per person.. I'm sensitive

NHL season is only 2 days away... Avs and Red Wings is 4.. And speaking of the NHL, I have a new favorite player to follow on twitter.. Rocco Grimaldi, a prospect for the Florida Panthers @RGrimaldi23.. And boy does he love him some Jesus

By the power of Greyskull!...  
#19 | 1029 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I edited that a while ago, but good job.
Well, i'm keepin it there....with an explanation.
#20 | 1029 days ago

Lay down your lust!

Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#21 | 1029 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Well, i'm keepin it there....with an explanation.
Whatever floats your boat, Captain Morgan.
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#22 | 1029 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Even though it's not a sentiment that will go over well in my situation, Go Tigers

Pierre Garcon!! Surprisingly good football game last night, and it was good to see Tampa learn from countless mistakes made by teams through the first few weeks.. You can run down the clock and control the game a lot easier by running the ball instead of trying to panic and continue to whip it all over the field.. Ahem, tony Romo, Mike Vick...

I'm thinking about doing an NFL quarterly report blog so be on the lookout for it, read it, comment on it, and keep the criticism in one to two lines at max per person.. I'm sensitive

NHL season is only 2 days away... Avs and Red Wings is 4.. And speaking of the NHL, I have a new favorite player to follow on twitter.. Rocco Grimaldi, a prospect for the Florida Panthers @RGrimaldi23.. And boy does he love him some Jesus

Just added. 


Thank you.
Smurf.  
#23 | 1029 days ago

Oh, I forgot to mention this yesterday.. If you are a fan of college football, check out the piece if you didn't that Real Sports on HBO did about the bowl system.  It's on HBOGO right now, just checked.. It clearly shows why the people who make the decisions in college football don't want the bowl system tampered with and replaced with a playoff system..
By the power of Greyskull!...  
#24 | 1029 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
The short answer is because he's insane...and awesome. The slighter longer answer is because, in a rather calm jealous fit, he drove a car through Dr. Cuddy's living room, got out and walked away without ever saying a word.
Thank you
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#25 | 1029 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Lay down your lust!

I dunno.  I can't say I disagree with the guy, but then again, look at these headlights.  Keep in mind that she's already used to wearing handcuffs too.

#26 | 1029 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I dunno.  I can't say I disagree with the guy, but then again, look at these headlights.  Keep in mind that she's already used to wearing handcuffs too.

Id hit it.
And I'll Form...The HEAD!...  
#27 | 1029 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Id hit it.
AtswudImtalkinbout!
#28 | 1029 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Good Morning.

Vegas recap----(-WARNING....may be longish, and full of mistakes)---- started out pretty good, Chuck Lidell (sp? I don't care  to check) was on my plane there....that was cool, but then the wing got struck by lightning and the flight attendant decided to sing the rest of the way. Cab line was nuts long, but ended up with cool one who didn't decide to go his own route to our hotel. Also gave us some handy advice.

Got to hotel room and well.....my initial reaction was NICE. Then I saw the double bars and seat area in the shower. Tried it. I'm now asking for handicapped/old people rooms from now on. Hand held shower head, little bench thingie which makes shaving a piece of cake, and all sorts of roomie. Who knew the elderly/handicapped had all this. I've been missing out......but no more. After showering, I went out to check out the sites----------at my hotel...........specifically the casino.  Black Jack was kind to me that first night, so was a nice little penny machine. Up 100 bucks.

My lame penny game of choice------>and 

Then Saturday came------------around noonish, ate----I think they intentionally sat us at a table with no waiter/waitress assigned to it. took a half hour for some coffee. But in the long run, this might have saved me a couple bucks because the tables and machines were not kind to me ALL day. 

Frozen Fury?-----game sucked huevos. I did have a lovely time occasionally conversing with Giggy (call me surprised to see him on the Avs). Bumped into money bags Doughty as well. Did I mention my nephew got socked in the back of the head? He did. Good thing I was with him and not my HOT head other nephew/roomie. Good thing the dude doing the cowardly act hit like an old person. Shout out to MGM security guard.   

After the game--------more sinning and gambling occurred and I was on the look out for "little" people. I know Santa is to blame for the lack of them. FAT BAs**rd! The events following resulted in two blisters on the bottom of my feet, a large bruise above my right knee, a couple text messages, one trip to the ABC store for a towel-----not sure why, and a visit to MGM medical staff to wrap up my nephew's bloody finger. 

Sunday was relaxing if you ignored my horrible football picks and jerkhole loss of leads. I went to see the flower thingie at the Bellagio to ease my mind. It was pretty. Took a pic of a horse's ass. Enjoy.

Flight back home was scheduled for early afternoon yesterday...................but some wimpy dude had a panic attack and had to get off the plane, the weather was funky, and early afternoon ended up being not so early......could have driven back faster. Anywhoo............I had a grand time. Can't wait to go back.  (I tried to add more pics but the swirling thing while loading was irritating me and taking too slow. Probably a good thing. )

Have a lovely day. REmember to tip. 

More pics....
You're a fantastic shade of Jersey Shore in that first pic. #grrrrrrrr You need a new nickname. K-Woww? Becki Sweetheart? The Predicament? This almost needs it's own poll. Almost. #2ndGradeSuper (Shout out to the bad ones! "Nyce luvs the kids" - Trick Daddy reference for Ash and possibly Mikey depending on how black he is today.)

And for all you honey-heads out there, this

Painter, OUT!

Beans...  
#29 | 1029 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

kobe_lova wrote:
The short answer is because he's insane...and awesome. The slighter longer answer is because, in a rather calm jealous fit, he drove a car through Dr. Cuddy's living room, got out and walked away without ever saying a word.


Maybe cause show's plot was getting old and lame and viewers were dropping like flies so they had to scramble to come up with something new they hoped like hell would bring back some much needed rating ? 


I'm just guessing



oh and good morning !
By the power of Greyskull!...  
#30 | 1029 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I dunno.  I can't say I disagree with the guy, but then again, look at these headlights.  Keep in mind that she's already used to wearing handcuffs too.

#31 | 1029 days ago

Rant, in short:
 
Go get laid, or rub one out.  Let the natural endorphins get rid of your s****y mood.  Just don't bring it to me today.

There.



This message will self-destruct...  
#32 | 1029 days ago

From: monica201414 (52 sec. ago)
Hello Dear My Dear Name is monica I saw your profil at(www.faniq.com)i will like to know you better,for us to build a relationship from there.My name is monica,I am 24 years old. I will be very glad if you will write me back through my email address for more about me and my picture as well,and remember that distant or language does not matter, but true love does.here is my email address(monica.jkoneh@yahoo.com) await your lovely reply soon Sincerely yours, monica monica.jkonehatyahoo.com



One of these days, I'm gonna respond.

Hi Monica, my name is Jack.  Thanks for contacting me, as I would like to get to know you better too.  I have a 14 1/2 inch p*n*s, and the doctor assures me that the outbreaks are controllable.  I can fluently roll my "R's" in 4 languages, a little trick I picked up while on work release.  I have approximately 8.6 million US dollars set aside for my retirement, which I will be retrieving shortly after my parole.  Perhaps you can help.  I need somebody that is adept at scaling large, flat surfaces, is not afraid of loud explosions, and is willing to take a few risks that may or may not include death.  I too, am enclosing a picture for your enjoyment.



As you can see, I am quite sensitive.
#33 | 1029 days ago

 Went and saw "50/50" over the weekend (yes, I know I'm a day late posting this).  Great movie.  Punches you in the gut the entire movie, but you're at least laughing the entire time.  Then at the end they just lay everything on you.  Gets tough.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a bad ass.

Found out yesterday that my place of employment hired a heroin addict.  Which was just jolly.  Tonight, a girl who we didn't even actually f***ing hire is working with me.  She wasn't offered the job, but somehow took that as having the job.  Went out, bought the stuff she needed to work.  She found out she actually DIDN'T have the job, her mom called in chewed us out so naturally my boss just let her work now.  WTF.

At least the Brewers have the chance to end their series tonight.
#34 | 1029 days ago

 Spotlight's up 
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#35 | 1029 days ago

Going into last night's game I needed 30 points from Josh Freeman. He managed to get me exactly 30 points, but I lost the closest game since I began playing fantasy football.


I hate losing, especially close games. If I play Mark Ingram instead of Danny Woodhead I'd have won. Oh well, War Eagle and Go Texans.
#36 | 1029 days ago

Tiger_Pride2 wrote:
Going into last night's game I needed 30 points from Josh Freeman. He managed to get me exactly 30 points, but I lost the closest game since I began playing fantasy football.


I hate losing, especially close games. If I play Mark Ingram instead of Danny Woodhead I'd have won. Oh well, War Eagle and Go Texans.
That sucks man.  My buddy lost his game this week by 1.3 points because Mark Sanchez got him negative points.  

Your boy Cam looked pretty damn good on Sunday.  I have to eat some crow on that one.  Dude is going to be good.  Real good.  And thank you for beating USCjr.  That made me REALLY happy.  War Eagle and Go Irish!
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#37 | 1029 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
From: monica201414 (52 sec. ago)
Hello Dear My Dear Name is monica I saw your profil at(www.faniq.com)i will like to know you better,for us to build a relationship from there.My name is monica,I am 24 years old. I will be very glad if you will write me back through my email address for more about me and my picture as well,and remember that distant or language does not matter, but true love does.here is my email address(monica.jkoneh@yahoo.com) await your lovely reply soon Sincerely yours, monica monica.jkonehatyahoo.com



One of these days, I'm gonna respond.

Hi Monica, my name is Jack.  Thanks for contacting me, as I would like to get to know you better too.  I have a 14 1/2 inch p*n*s, and the doctor assures me that the outbreaks are controllable.  I can fluently roll my "R's" in 4 languages, a little trick I picked up while on work release.  I have approximately 8.6 million US dollars set aside for my retirement, which I will be retrieving shortly after my parole.  Perhaps you can help.  I need somebody that is adept at scaling large, flat surfaces, is not afraid of loud explosions, and is willing to take a few risks that may or may not include death.  I too, am enclosing a picture for your enjoyment.



As you can see, I am quite sensitive.

 I saw her first (should I have called "dibbs"?). 
Whatup?
     Today, I have nothing, nada, zip, zilch. Except the fact that the Yankees playoff hopes lie firmly in the hands of A J Burnett?!? There's a WTF right there. If it wasn't for Hank Williams Jr. 'Are you ready for some severance pay? Big ups to Justin Verlander. I am not really liking him cause he's awesome.
     Shout outs to the guy that brought in doughnuts to work today. Told you I had nothing.  But they were on time this morning. 

And I'll Form...The HEAD!...  
#38 | 1029 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
From: monica201414 (52 sec. ago)
Hello Dear My Dear Name is monica I saw your profil at(www.faniq.com)i will like to know you better,for us to build a relationship from there.My name is monica,I am 24 years old. I will be very glad if you will write me back through my email address for more about me and my picture as well,and remember that distant or language does not matter, but true love does.here is my email address(monica.jkoneh@yahoo.com) await your lovely reply soon Sincerely yours, monica monica.jkonehatyahoo.com



One of these days, I'm gonna respond.

Hi Monica, my name is Jack.  Thanks for contacting me, as I would like to get to know you better too.  I have a 14 1/2 inch p*n*s, and the doctor assures me that the outbreaks are controllable.  I can fluently roll my "R's" in 4 languages, a little trick I picked up while on work release.  I have approximately 8.6 million US dollars set aside for my retirement, which I will be retrieving shortly after my parole.  Perhaps you can help.  I need somebody that is adept at scaling large, flat surfaces, is not afraid of loud explosions, and is willing to take a few risks that may or may not include death.  I too, am enclosing a picture for your enjoyment.



As you can see, I am quite sensitive.
From: monicalove11 (8 hr. ago)
Hello Dear My Dear Name is monica I saw your profil at(www. faniq.com)i will like to know you better,for us to build a relationship from there.My name is monica,I am 24 years old. I will be very glad if you will write me back through my email address for more about me and my picture as well,and remember that distant or language does not matter, but true love does.here is my email address(monica.jkoneh@yahoo.com) await your lovely reply soon Sincerely yours, monica monica.jkonehatyahoo.com


#39 | 1029 days ago

sp the orrice surprused me wuith a new dsesk. its got ione if those unfer the desktop keyboard sluders on 9t, so not only can i niot see where i am typing, ut looks like i am mastyurbating ;ike...conzstamtly because apparently "the mopuse goes there too!!" i can see my profuction lebel fropping considerably. but at least its dripping with class.
#40 | 1029 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
sp the orrice surprused me wuith a new dsesk. its got ione if those unfer the desktop keyboard sluders on 9t, so not only can i niot see where i am typing, ut looks like i am mastyurbating ;ike...conzstamtly because apparently "the mopuse goes there too!!" i can see my profuction lebel fropping considerably. but at least its dripping with class.
I got "masterbating, frapping, and dripping".  Thats all I need.
#41 | 1029 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I got "masterbating, frapping, and dripping".  Thats all I need.

i said :fropping.: jesus. men neber listrn/

#42 | 1029 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

i said :fropping.: jesus. men neber listrn/

Yes, but you also said "mastyurbating".  I was just trying to translate.
#43 | 1029 days ago

Hola Gente!!

My life is boring, so not much to say here. I need to find a new place to live and I need to find a newer car!! And I'm broke so not sure how any of that is gonna happen.

One good thing going on...Wiggy is on vacation and next Monday is a holiday!  And Kevin before you say anything about it...You just shut your mouth!! Haha!

Have a great day everyone!!
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#44 | 1029 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Yes, but you also said "mastyurbating".  I was just trying to translate.
youche
#45 | 1029 days ago

I couldn't resist anymore.  I wanted to know just exactly how stupid Old Man Diva sounded, annoncing color commentary for the Southern Miss.- Rice game. Here are a few examples, with appropriate credit given to Rick Limpert, who was kind enough to tweet OMD's idiocy to the entire planet.

• More Favreisms from his commentary doing the Southern Miss/Rice game: "The good teams are good at what they do."

• Favre right before a Rice throw in the end zone: "I wouldn't be surprised if they run it."

• Favre after the Rice Owls turn the ball over on downs while driving in the fourth quarter: "[complete silence]."

• Favre on the high school football talent in Mississippi: "I'll tell you...I can't begin to tell you."

• Favre on the key to a good defense: "You have to have a good nickel back."

#46 | 1029 days ago

 Guys I reported your spammer future ex about 2 days ago when she hit me up.

The Star has it's privileges.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#47 | 1029 days ago

The Dolphins and the Florida Lottery have unleashed their new game.  Buy $5 worth of Fantasy Five tickets
for a chance to win a Ford Fiesta OR season tickets.     I think Steve Ross should buy as many
tickets as he can, maybe we can win something that way.

Today is getting progressively S******r.

www.youtube.com/watch
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#48 | 1029 days ago

secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/wiki/Wikipedia:Comunicato_4_ottobre_2011/en


This is getting worldwide ugly.
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#49 | 1029 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Guys I reported your spammer future ex about 2 days ago when she hit me up.

The Star has it's privileges.
Geez talk about c**k blockin'
#50 | 1029 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Even though it's not a sentiment that will go over well in my situation, Go Tigers

Pierre Garcon!! Surprisingly good football game last night, and it was good to see Tampa learn from countless mistakes made by teams through the first few weeks.. You can run down the clock and control the game a lot easier by running the ball instead of trying to panic and continue to whip it all over the field.. Ahem, tony Romo, Mike Vick...

I'm thinking about doing an NFL quarterly report blog so be on the lookout for it, read it, comment on it, and keep the criticism in one to two lines at max per person.. I'm sensitive

NHL season is only 2 days away... Avs and Red Wings is 4.. And speaking of the NHL, I have a new favorite player to follow on twitter.. Rocco Grimaldi, a prospect for the Florida Panthers @RGrimaldi23.. And boy does he love him some Jesus

A**hole.

Anyway ... good day, bitches.

I don't have much today, except a bit to embarrass one of my bois.  Because it's how I roll.

njboy81: we're coming by in a bit
njboy81: once travis gets here
J: k, bring me food or I'll point and scream "pedophiles!" at you when  you get here
njboy81: w.manhunt.net
J: ummm ... you typed that in the wrong box  
njboy81: lol  awkwaaaaaard
J: let me rephrase that ... bring food AND Purell

And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#51 | 1029 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Yo Joe!!

Yo Unemployed.

Yo currently more time with my kids and sleeping better.

Yo still get to go to the beach next week.

Yo part time job.

Yo mama.

Yo resume update. 

Yo starting all over again.

Yo Ladies and Gentlemen, Eric Church:

I was fifteen when my daddy's old man
Caught me half way through my first beer
He laughed so hard when my face turned green
He said “You come from a long line of sinners like me”

Now me and my brother go to see him some times
But he don't have much to say anymore
So we sit on his headstone with a fifth of Jack D.
Here's to a long line of sinners like me
La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
I come from a long line of sinners like me

My mama had a soft spot for a hell raisin' boy
So she had two more just like him
It takes an angel to raise a family
That comes from a long line of sinners like me 

Well now maybe who knows one day I'll settle down
Give my dad a grandson of his own
And when the doctor smacks him, he'll probably take a swing
Cause he'll come from a long line of sinners like me
La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
I come from a long line of sinners like me

On the day I die
I know where I'm gonna go
Me and Jesus got that part worked out
I'll wait at the gates til his face I see
And stand in a long line of sinners like me
I'll stand in a long line of sinners like me

La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
I come from a long line of sinners like me
La de dah de dah
La de dah dah de de
Here’s to a long line of sinners like me
I come from a long line of sinners like me
WHAT, Dave?

Not currently, but if I don't start doing something soon I may be.

Spend to much time with him as is, he's growing on me. Sleep is overrated.

Sand is overrated.

If I lose the previously mentioned job, hell if I'm doing the part time thing. Then sleep won't be overrated.

Yo mama!
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#52 | 1029 days ago

You know your day isn't going to go well when you get up in your icebox of an apartment (since the heat isn't turned on yet), and there's no hot water.

Also, I can once again report that the government is continuing to save money by not heating its buildings during unseasonably cold early October weather in DC.
#53 | 1029 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
jswol54 wrote:
Despite giving up 4 runs last night, Justin Verlander is straight filthy.  The inning where he struck out the side in just 10 pitches was a thing of beauty.  Should of been nine pitches too.  The lone ball he pitched was called a strike just one pitch later.  And did anyone hear the heckler calling Jorge Posada "Boy George" while he was at the dish?  Hilarious.  Tigers have to feel good about their chances going up against AJ Burnett today.  LOL @ the Yankees. 

How about some guy in one of my fantasy leagues just offered me Rob Gronkowski and Pierre Gacon for Fred Jackson and Jason Witten?  LOL!  I don't know the dude(brother in law's friend), but I'm tempted to post some smack talk calling him out. 

Looks like West Virginia may be heading to the SEC.  That's the word according to a bunch of Mountaineer fans on another site anyways.  Yo Joe, how do you feel about that? 
According to what I've heard from friends in Morgantown today the announcement will be made official tomorrow. Supposedly, Mike Slive has been there all day.

I'm on the fence about it right now. WVU needs to step up there game big time if this is a done deal. Dana is a big asset, I'm just not sure how they are going to fair in the SEC for the first couple of years. Offensively and defensively they are inconsistent and very week for SEC teams. In the long run this is the best thing, the Big East is a tumble weed waiting on the last gust to carry it away.
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#54 | 1029 days ago

I got nothing today, but Twitter made me happy last night.

You type Beetlejuice 3 times, and a bot will respond "It's Showtime!". Little and pretty insignificant, but funny.

I want to go back to sleep.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#55 | 1029 days ago
Christinabelle (+)

I got more later, since I stopped in to grab a bite of dinner and change clothes, and check my emails.

In the meantime, Daily bluntcard....
#56 | 1029 days ago

Yep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpkVJTXJ5xw&feature=youtu.be
#57 | 1029 days ago

On this sh***y f***ing day, my thoughts on the way home...
-First, I may or may not have called Jason nig*** today, and he may have been offended, which helped my mood a little!
-THAT thought led to, in that same discussion (more like me ranting), I said I wiki'd "N*****head" and it made me giggle. Then, I thought "I have to tell Janet to wiki it because I bet she'll get it." I know I should be a offended but whatever, I giggled a lot.
-THAT thought led to... Imagine a cute little white 4 year old boy is at the park playing with his cute little black 4 year old best friend. Everything is beautiful, then they get mad and starting yelling, and the little white boy calls his best friend "a stupid n*****head". Is no one besides Nyce (I know he will) and myself going to laugh at this? I mean, these aren't your kids, you don't even know them so there is no lesson to be taught, you just happen to be passing by in time to catch this scene. Of course, the kids don't miss a beat, make up and go on. But, I would probably die laughing. I know some of you reading this wouldn't laugh, but lawd knows the thought alone had me crying while I was driving... which helped my mood a little!
THAT led me to... What if Ryan came home and said "Mommie, today Sara called me a n*****head", all nonchalant-like. I don't know that I would be able to contain myself. What am supposed to do? I would have to call and tell everyone, get fussed at by my mom because I'm sure I should teach Ryan a lesson here but I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. So, she would get mad (my dad will laugh) then get Ryan on the phone and talk to her, her dad wouldn't know whether to take it seriously or not because of all the laughing.... "Mommie, today Sara called me a n*****head". LMAO! I know I'm a terrible person, but....I seriously may start calling some of you that in the near future. 

Hi, I may be a racist. Embarrassed Now, I'm on to my liquid mood enhancer. F*** this day!
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#58 | 1029 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
On this sh***y f***ing day, my thoughts on the way home...
-First, I may or may not have called Jason nig*** today, and he may have been offended, which helped my mood a little!
-THAT thought led to, in that same discussion (more like me ranting), I said I wiki'd "N*****head" and it made me giggle. Then, I thought "I have to tell Janet to wiki it because I bet she'll get it." I know I should be a offended but whatever, I giggled a lot.
-THAT thought led to... Imagine a cute little white 4 year old boy is at the park playing with his cute little black 4 year old best friend. Everything is beautiful, then they get mad and starting yelling, and the little white boy calls his best friend "a stupid n*****head". Is no one besides Nyce (I know he will) and myself going to laugh at this? I mean, these aren't your kids, you don't even know them so there is no lesson to be taught, you just happen to be passing by in time to catch this scene. Of course, the kids don't miss a beat, make up and go on. But, I would probably die laughing. I know some of you reading this wouldn't laugh, but lawd knows the thought alone had me crying while I was driving... which helped my mood a little!
THAT led me to... What if Ryan came home and said "Mommie, today Sara called me a n*****head", all nonchalant-like. I don't know that I would be able to contain myself. What am supposed to do? I would have to call and tell everyone, get fussed at by my mom because I'm sure I should teach Ryan a lesson here but I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. So, she would get mad (my dad will laugh) then get Ryan on the phone and talk to her, her dad wouldn't know whether to take it seriously or not because of all the laughing.... "Mommie, today Sara called me a n*****head". LMAO! I know I'm a terrible person, but....I seriously may start calling some of you that in the near future. 

Hi, I may be a racist. Embarrassed Now, I'm on to my liquid mood enhancer. F*** this day!
And I'll Form...The HEAD!...  
#59 | 1029 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
      
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#60 | 1029 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
      
I dont get it.
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#61 | 1029 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I dont get it.
       Ugh.........well I do..
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#62 | 1029 days ago
Christinabelle (+)

#63 | 1029 days ago

mojo wrote:
Geez talk about c**k blockin'
 Her email address is still there if you want my sloppy seconds....
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#64 | 1028 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
On this sh***y f***ing day, my thoughts on the way home...
-First, I may or may not have called Jason nig*** today, and he may have been offended, which helped my mood a little!
-THAT thought led to, in that same discussion (more like me ranting), I said I wiki'd "N*****head" and it made me giggle. Then, I thought "I have to tell Janet to wiki it because I bet she'll get it." I know I should be a offended but whatever, I giggled a lot.
-THAT thought led to... Imagine a cute little white 4 year old boy is at the park playing with his cute little black 4 year old best friend. Everything is beautiful, then they get mad and starting yelling, and the little white boy calls his best friend "a stupid n*****head". Is no one besides Nyce (I know he will) and myself going to laugh at this? I mean, these aren't your kids, you don't even know them so there is no lesson to be taught, you just happen to be passing by in time to catch this scene. Of course, the kids don't miss a beat, make up and go on. But, I would probably die laughing. I know some of you reading this wouldn't laugh, but lawd knows the thought alone had me crying while I was driving... which helped my mood a little!
THAT led me to... What if Ryan came home and said "Mommie, today Sara called me a n*****head", all nonchalant-like. I don't know that I would be able to contain myself. What am supposed to do? I would have to call and tell everyone, get fussed at by my mom because I'm sure I should teach Ryan a lesson here but I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. So, she would get mad (my dad will laugh) then get Ryan on the phone and talk to her, her dad wouldn't know whether to take it seriously or not because of all the laughing.... "Mommie, today Sara called me a n*****head". LMAO! I know I'm a terrible person, but....I seriously may start calling some of you that in the near future. 

Hi, I may be a racist. Embarrassed Now, I'm on to my liquid mood enhancer. F*** this day!
I giggled through most of that.  No homo/no racist.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#65 | 1028 days ago

Looking forward to this weekend...I can bet a billion dollars that the Browns won't lose!
Smurf.  
#66 | 1028 days ago

Are they playing the Colts?
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#67 | 1028 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Are they playing the Colts?
Or maybe they have a bye?  
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#68 | 1028 days ago

bye week
#69 | 1028 days ago

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