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Mr Pudey, the very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Polls is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Polls ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Polls than it did on National Defence! Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. Coffee?

ever have an idea for a ridiculous poll you knew would have a zero success rate? Try it out here
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#5 | 1054 days ago

I have a spammer only poll idea, but I'm sure that would be the one poll those bas***ds don't post in
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#1 | 1054 days ago

I had an idea where women were to bid for male partners on the Q.
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#2 | 1054 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I had an idea where women were to bid for male partners on the Q.
LOLOLOLOL..........Your just jealous no one bid on you!!!! Set for higher goals - Go shirtless! You may get someone yet! I'm already taken sorry!!!! LOLOL ....I'm lookin for the spot on the Q on how to advoid your hubby when he's on vacation for 11 days!!!! He's drivin me NUTZ! LOL
#3 | 1054 days ago

BikerBaby wrote:
LOLOLOLOL..........Your just jealous no one bid on you!!!! Set for higher goals - Go shirtless! You may get someone yet! I'm already taken sorry!!!! LOLOL ....I'm lookin for the spot on the Q on how to advoid your hubby when he's on vacation for 11 days!!!! He's drivin me NUTZ! LOL
Good luck with that Cindy 
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#4 | 1054 days ago

I have another one the stripping poll, you get to chose specified items of clothing to wear you remove one item and ask anyone in the poll to remove one of his/her the clothing item you removed has to be passed on to someone else.
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#5 | 1054 days ago

I have a spammer only poll idea, but I'm sure that would be the one poll those bas***ds don't post in
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#6 | 1054 days ago

I enjoyed the "pounds" reference. Gave your poll a Monty Python thing... wait, what was it about? Parliament? Coffee? 
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#7 | 1054 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I enjoyed the "pounds" reference. Gave your poll a Monty Python thing... wait, what was it about? Parliament? Coffee? 
"I've hidden a bomb on the plane, and I'll tell you where it is...for a pound."


(At least, I seem to remember the line in that skit that way)
#8 | 1054 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
"I've hidden a bomb on the plane, and I'll tell you where it is...for a pound."


(At least, I seem to remember the line in that skit that way)
D'oh, I knew I was close.  Here's the skit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejGQ5oIuP9c
#9 | 1054 days ago

Tell Us Your Deepest Darkest Secret
#10 | 1054 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Tell Us Your Deepest Darkest Secret
Yeah!!!! Like no one is going to tell .........LOLOLOL!!!! ........hummmmmm..... NOPE AIN"T GOT ANY!!! Well none I want to share with this crowd!!! They have big mouths!!!!
#11 | 1054 days ago

Ive got a silly poll.
#12 | 1054 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ive got a silly poll.
How's this for silly? Texans over Ravens Sunday.
"SOMEBODY STOP HIM! HE'S SLASHIN' PRICES!! HE'S CRAZY!!!"
#13 | 1054 days ago
18packabs (+)

all the polls on here are silly.
#14 | 1054 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

18packabs wrote:
all the polls on here are silly.
                
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#15 | 1054 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ive got a silly poll.

Ive got a silly poll pole.

*fixed (and... at no cost to you)


Youre Welcome, Jas.

#16 | 1054 days ago

I move that we call Jason, Jas from here on out.
#17 | 1054 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I move that we call Jason, Jas from here on out.
Nope.  Sorry bro. Wont fly.

Only those that have been there to give JAS sound Fantasy Football advice AND have supported his quest to get in Freckles' pants are permitted to call Jason ... JAS
#18 | 1054 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Nope.  Sorry bro. Wont fly.

Only those that have been there to give JAS sound Fantasy Football advice AND have supported his quest to get in Freckles' pants are permitted to call Jason ... JAS
To late. It's a done deal. Jas it is.
#19 | 1054 days ago

18packabs wrote:
all the polls on here are silly.
I know mine strive to be.
#20 | 1053 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Nope.  Sorry bro. Wont fly.

Only those that have been there to give JAS sound Fantasy Football advice AND have supported his quest to get in Freckles' pants are permitted to call Jason ... JAS
So, I can call him that. YES

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