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Filter Error Weekend Edition 10/15

Behave people! Yeah i recycled this poll...Again...because these are the best answer choices ever....and it fits, as usual....f**king degenerates.

| Closed on 10/23/11 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
32 Fans 
6%a. F**k..im hungry
6%b. F**k..im hungover
6%c. F**k..i need a drink
9%d. F**k..what happened last night?
72%e. Just..F**k

 &nbp;
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#16 | 1040 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Once again, Yahoo news f**ks up and doesn't put pics in a story screaming for visual aid.  The FAA is investigating the skydiving sex act of Alex Torres and Hope Howell.  Torres and Howell began the mile high fornication fling and jumped out of a perfectly good airplane, continuing the act while they plummeted towards planet terra firma.  Apparently, Mr. Torres was able to "pop his 'chute" in time, as both are still alive to tell the tale.  The frivolity was videotaped, and those stoopid b*st*rds at Yahoo aint helping out their readership here.  Where does one go to meet women like this anyhow?

So, apparently there are some peeps in Seattle that actually run around in full costume, acting like superheroes, and one of the goofy sumb**ches has got his a$$ in a crack with the law because he actually maced a group of partiers that he thought were fighting.  OK, here's a lesson for ya, kiddos....a can of mace and some colored underoos does not make you a g*d d*mn superhero.  Its fine to wish you could actually do that $h*t, but it aint really happenin.  Now, if you can blow $h*t up just by lookin at it or something, that's another thing.  Do not mistake this for something like Ashlie's ability to make a room feel like its 32 below just by walkin in....that comes from just being a stone cold....well, you know.

In Brisbane, Australia, there is a golf course that actually has F'n SHARKS in one of their water hazards.  Are you F'n Sh*tt*ng me?  My golf game blows chunks bad enough, and now they make me worry about sharks?  Them F'ers better get used to eating a titleist if they are waiting on me for a meal.

I was gonna go into this one story I found about female genital mutilation, but after I read it, I was like "WTF???"  I know there's some wack $h*t that goes on in this world, but dayum....why in the heck would anyone want to cut off the goodies that make 'em keep coming back for more? 

Anyhow, I'll be around most of the weekend, so you F'ers can rest easy.  Consider yourselves edJACKated!
Just..F**k  
  
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#1 | 1040 days ago

First Filter in a week and you cant do better than this?
Just..F**k  
#2 | 1040 days ago

 It's 9:30 pm dinner time, I'm behaving like an obedient kid doing whatever mama tells me.
F**k..im hungry  
#3 | 1040 days ago

 Those choices fit perfectly for today.  I so don't want to work.  I so don't want to hang around town for an extra hour and a half because my son works.  I so don't want to miss my race.  

Someway, somehow, I have got to pull a positive attitude outta this f**king day...........
Just..F**k  
#4 | 1040 days ago

 I did filter yesterday ***hole! AND this is one of your f***ing filters! I was about to post boobs for you, I'm glad I read this first. No BOOBS for you, AND Jasmine is now on a hit list!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#5 | 1040 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
 It's 9:30 pm dinner time, I'm behaving like an obedient kid doing whatever mama tells me.
 What's for dinner?
F**k..what happened last night?  
#6 | 1040 days ago

Way to go Jason, screw up the boobs for all of us!
Just..F**k  
#7 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I'm going for a triple post. Here goes!
#8 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I'm going for a triple post. Here goes!
#9 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I'm going for a triple post. Here goes!
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#11 | 1040 days ago

I'm at work today. Bored as hell.
F**k..im hungry  
#12 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I'm going for a triple post. Here goes!
Just..F**k  
#13 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 I did filter yesterday ***hole! AND this is one of your f***ing filters! I was about to post boobs for you, I'm glad I read this first. No BOOBS for you, AND Jasmine is now on a hit list!
F**king liar...you were not going to post boobs.   That Jasmine actress at Disney World a few years ago is on my "hit" list too!
Just..F**k  
#14 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Joe_L wrote:
#15 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Way to go Jason, screw up the boobs for all of us!
She's all f**king talk...she never posts boobs.  She just wanted to hear me back peddle.  
Just..F**k  
#16 | 1040 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Once again, Yahoo news f**ks up and doesn't put pics in a story screaming for visual aid.  The FAA is investigating the skydiving sex act of Alex Torres and Hope Howell.  Torres and Howell began the mile high fornication fling and jumped out of a perfectly good airplane, continuing the act while they plummeted towards planet terra firma.  Apparently, Mr. Torres was able to "pop his 'chute" in time, as both are still alive to tell the tale.  The frivolity was videotaped, and those stoopid b*st*rds at Yahoo aint helping out their readership here.  Where does one go to meet women like this anyhow?

So, apparently there are some peeps in Seattle that actually run around in full costume, acting like superheroes, and one of the goofy sumb**ches has got his a$$ in a crack with the law because he actually maced a group of partiers that he thought were fighting.  OK, here's a lesson for ya, kiddos....a can of mace and some colored underoos does not make you a g*d d*mn superhero.  Its fine to wish you could actually do that $h*t, but it aint really happenin.  Now, if you can blow $h*t up just by lookin at it or something, that's another thing.  Do not mistake this for something like Ashlie's ability to make a room feel like its 32 below just by walkin in....that comes from just being a stone cold....well, you know.

In Brisbane, Australia, there is a golf course that actually has F'n SHARKS in one of their water hazards.  Are you F'n Sh*tt*ng me?  My golf game blows chunks bad enough, and now they make me worry about sharks?  Them F'ers better get used to eating a titleist if they are waiting on me for a meal.

I was gonna go into this one story I found about female genital mutilation, but after I read it, I was like "WTF???"  I know there's some wack $h*t that goes on in this world, but dayum....why in the heck would anyone want to cut off the goodies that make 'em keep coming back for more? 

Anyhow, I'll be around most of the weekend, so you F'ers can rest easy.  Consider yourselves edJACKated!
Just..F**k  
#17 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I'm going for a triple post. Here goes!
Self gratification should NOT be performed in public. I hope you had more than one tissue in the other hand.
#18 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
First Filter in a week and you cant do better than this?
Jas .... You're memory is fading faster than your morals
#19 | 1040 days ago

I want waffles. 


Just..F**k  
#20 | 1040 days ago

EXCELLENT! anyone else wake up on the couch surrounded by bottles and a bag of cheetos?
Just..F**k  
#21 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jason_ wrote:
She's all f**king talk...she never posts boobs.  She just wanted to hear me back peddle.  
 You're stupid, I post more boobs than any chick here.. and yes, I really was going to it for you. You're stupid.


The first "i" isn't dotted?
F**k..what happened last night?  
#22 | 1040 days ago

 Not sure why i'm.  apparently supporting my stalker.
Just..F**k  
#23 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I want waffles. 


Just..F**k  
#24 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 You're stupid, I post more boobs than any chick here.. and yes, I really was going to it for you. You're stupid.


The first "i" isn't dotted?
 Can i get boobs?  if you have to send them by phone to prove a point to Jason I'm ok with that.
Just..F**k  
#25 | 1040 days ago

$245 today for the dog's yearly check-up and shots!  Holy S***.

I guess the recession/depression is effecting even Veterinarians

#26 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(8,000)

Thanks jack, very fitting.   

#27 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
 Thanks DAVE! It's MUCH appreciated. I make weekend filters for 2 particular c**ts when they happen to be at work on the same weekend, yet NO support from them... And I should send you mah boobs! I shall not, though, and I would post some for you here but I am banning boobs from this poll today, so....maybe later!


F**k..what happened last night?  
#28 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 You're stupid, I post more boobs than any chick here.. and yes, I really was going to it for you. You're stupid.


The first "i" isn't dotted?
Your face!
Just..F**k  
#29 | 1040 days ago

So to summarize...f**k.
#30 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
She's all f**king talk...she never posts boobs.  She just wanted to hear me back peddle.  
Tru Dat!
Just..F**k  
#31 | 1040 days ago

There are umbrellas?
Just..F**k  
#32 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Just..F**k  
#33 | 1040 days ago

Umbrella?
#34 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Tru Dat!
 Really?! REALLY?!

Um, excuse me Moderator Joe, I have banned boobs from my poll today. There are boobs in my poll right now (see: the post YOU replied to, jerkface)...and I learned from Dave and Jess last week or week before that I can get those removed if I don't want them, so...yeah...please and thanks. No boobs!!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#35 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 You're stupid, I post more boobs than any chick here.. and yes, I really was going to it for you. You're stupid.


The first "i" isn't dotted?
 nope
Just..F**k  
#36 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 nope
 oh, "the" x2
F**k..what happened last night?  
#37 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
 
Just..F**k  
#38 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Really?! REALLY?!

Um, excuse me Moderator Joe, I have banned boobs from my poll today. There are boobs in my poll right now (see: the post YOU replied to, jerkface)...and I learned from Dave and Jess last week or week before that I can get those removed if I don't want them, so...yeah...please and thanks. No boobs!!
I didn't get the memo about changing the COC to suit people.

I replied asking about umbrellas, where you see boobs, I have no idea.
Just..F**k  
#39 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 oh, "the" x2
 
Just..F**k  
#40 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I want waffles. 


THE mistake is found.
Just..F**k  
#41 | 1040 days ago

boobs?
Just..F**k  
#42 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I didn't get the memo about changing the COC to suit people.

I replied asking about umbrellas, where you see boobs, I have no idea.
 it's not about the CoC, it's about my poll. Lemme go get it for you. Where is Dave? He was there. Do it.....

See post 41.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#43 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Joe_L wrote:
You started it...
#44 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 it's not about the CoC, it's about my poll. Lemme go get it for you. Where is Dave? He was there. Do it.....

See post 41.
UGH, are you serious?


childish.
Just..F**k  
#45 | 1040 days ago

 Um Ash...I can delete those per your request.










however......

And I should send you mah boobs! I shall not, though,

you have lost my services for the day or until that is rectified 
Just..F**k  
#46 | 1040 days ago

She's right....Jess said so, so if you find boobs in any more of my pictures today, go ahead and delete them.

Just..F**k  
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#48 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Um Ash...I can delete those per your request.










however......

And I should send you mah boobs! I shall not, though,

you have lost my services for the day or until that is rectified 
 *sigh*
F**k..what happened last night?  
#49 | 1040 days ago

Just let me know which number post you want deleted.



however....Any males will go also. Boobs are boob, you make the call.
Just..F**k  
#50 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Once again, Yahoo news f**ks up and doesn't put pics in a story screaming for visual aid.  The FAA is investigating the skydiving sex act of Alex Torres and Hope Howell.  Torres and Howell began the mile high fornication fling and jumped out of a perfectly good airplane, continuing the act while they plummeted towards planet terra firma.  Apparently, Mr. Torres was able to "pop his 'chute" in time, as both are still alive to tell the tale.  The frivolity was videotaped, and those stoopid b*st*rds at Yahoo aint helping out their readership here.  Where does one go to meet women like this anyhow?

So, apparently there are some peeps in Seattle that actually run around in full costume, acting like superheroes, and one of the goofy sumb**ches has got his a$$ in a crack with the law because he actually maced a group of partiers that he thought were fighting.  OK, here's a lesson for ya, kiddos....a can of mace and some colored underoos does not make you a g*d d*mn superhero.  Its fine to wish you could actually do that $h*t, but it aint really happenin.  Now, if you can blow $h*t up just by lookin at it or something, that's another thing.  Do not mistake this for something like Ashlie's ability to make a room feel like its 32 below just by walkin in....that comes from just being a stone cold....well, you know.

In Brisbane, Australia, there is a golf course that actually has F'n SHARKS in one of their water hazards.  Are you F'n Sh*tt*ng me?  My golf game blows chunks bad enough, and now they make me worry about sharks?  Them F'ers better get used to eating a titleist if they are waiting on me for a meal.

I was gonna go into this one story I found about female genital mutilation, but after I read it, I was like "WTF???"  I know there's some wack $h*t that goes on in this world, but dayum....why in the heck would anyone want to cut off the goodies that make 'em keep coming back for more? 

Anyhow, I'll be around most of the weekend, so you F'ers can rest easy.  Consider yourselves edJACKated!
That skydive video was originally on Vimeo, but i think it's down now. It was NSFW, but there was NO WAY to confirm anything. It was basically a tandem jump (like for beginners) with a naked girl involved. Meh.
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#55 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 What's for dinner?
Something like this along with some rice pudding
F**k..im hungry  
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#57 | 1040 days ago

Ok, someone is seriously f**king slacking. Me, Mike, Jason and Kevin here, why do I still see doucheberg?
Just..F**k  
#58 | 1040 days ago

HA...like those pictures of Mark Doucheberg are gonna make it...They'll be PQ'd out before i clock out this evening.
Just..F**k  
#59 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Ok, someone is seriously f**king slacking. Me, Mike, Jason and Kevin here, why do I still see doucheberg?
you do realize that means we have to pq mike if we truly want doucheberg to go away. 
Just..F**k  
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#64 | 1040 days ago

 i am seriously regretting coming in now
Just..F**k  
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#66 | 1040 days ago

You know reading all of this it hit me (insert lightbulb) with just a tilt of my head, EUREKA, I can see boobs! Its soooo wonderful being a girl!
Just..F**k  
#67 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i am seriously regretting coming in now
I said that when my last g/f missed her period
Just..F**k  
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#69 | 1040 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I said that when my last g/f missed her period
 I don't have that problem anymore.

Whether I'm having sex or not.
Just..F**k  
#70 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i am seriously regretting coming in now
 It could've been avoided..but no, douches will be douchey.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#71 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 It could've been avoided..but no, douches will be douchey.
Just pi**ed because all your bois are getting pd'd out..........hahahahahahahahah
Just..F**k  
#72 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 It could've been avoided..but no, douches will be douchey.
 are you calling me douche?
Just..F**k  
#73 | 1040 days ago

 I'm finished playing with y'all. I'm about to get a drink and watch Psych. Enjoy your work days.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#74 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 are you calling me douche?
I think she did.
Just..F**k  
#75 | 1040 days ago

Ash, I will go to work in about an hour and a half, I will also log in from time to time to pq these necessary items. Then I am off for the next 2 days!
Just..F**k  
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#77 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 It could've been avoided..but no, douches will be douchey.
Image
Just..F**k  
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#79 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Just pi**ed because all your bois are getting pd'd out..........hahahahahahahahah
 You do realize, I could've really made all of the boobs disappear? Still can, I believe. I don't care about them, it's y'all...my bois here... that worry me.


And Dave, idk yet, maybe.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#80 | 1040 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Ash, I will go to work in about an hour and a half, I will also log in from time to time to pq these necessary items. Then I am off for the next 2 days!
 I LOATHE YOU! DEEPLY!
F**k..what happened last night?  
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#82 | 1040 days ago

 i don't think i was douchey.

I was willing to help you out.

then you denied me, purposely, out loud, in front of everyone, my favorite things.

of course now it's just too late because well i'd spend all ******* day editing this poll.
Just..F**k  
#83 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i don't think i was douchey.

I was willing to help you out.

then you denied me, purposely, out loud, in front of everyone, my favorite things.

of course now it's just too late because well i'd spend all ******* day editing this poll.
FINE!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#84 | 1040 days ago

 It's kinda funny that these boys feel the need to pq out our pictures, but we don't do the same to theirs!! 

Just..F**k  
#85 | 1040 days ago

 
Just..F**k  
#86 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 It's kinda funny that these boys feel the need to pq out our pictures, but we don't do the same to theirs!! 

 Doesn't that just prove you like looking at boobs also?





or is it that you're more mature?
Just..F**k  
#87 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 It's kinda funny that these boys feel the need to pq out our pictures, but we don't do the same to theirs!! 

 
Just..F**k  
#88 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Doesn't that just prove you like looking at boobs also?





or is it that you're more mature?
Ya Kat, tell the truth.
Just..F**k  
#89 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Doesn't that just prove you like looking at boobs also?





or is it that you're more mature?
 If we didn't like them, it would really suck having them. 
Just..F**k  
#90 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 If we didn't like them, it would really suck having them. 
suck...

um...

yeah.
Just..F**k  
#91 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 If we didn't like them, it would really suck having them. 
 having them and liking them is one thing.

this is a whole other thing.
Just..F**k  
#92 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
hskrdave wrote:
 Doesn't that just prove you like looking at boobs also?





or is it that you're more mature?
Of course I like looking at boobs. I look at mine all the time...I even share them sometimes!! Ask Ash about the pic I sent her last night!!
Just..F**k  
#93 | 1040 days ago

If we didn't like them, it would really suck having them. 

*fixed*
Just..F**k  
#94 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
You started it...
Just..F**k  
#95 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 having them and liking them is one thing.

this is a whole other thing.
says a man


(see Kat's reply)


Boys.
Just..F**k  
#96 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Of course I like looking at boobs. I look at mine all the time...I even share them sometimes!! Ask Ash about the pic I sent her last night!!
 Ash isn't sharing.

That's what started this pic war.
Just..F**k  
#97 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ash isn't sharing.

That's what started this pic war.
word!
Just..F**k  
#98 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ash isn't sharing.

That's what started this pic war.
HEY! Don't blame me, Blame Jason for being an *** to me when I was trying to be nice. UGH!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#99 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ash isn't sharing.

That's what started this pic war.
I didn't say she would show you...I said she would verify that I do share pics of my boobs!! 

The war was started because boys can't function without boobs!!
Just..F**k  
#100 | 1040 days ago

Its anarchy in here and i f**cking love it.
Just..F**k  
#101 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ash isn't sharing.

That's what started this pic war.
tell it!
Just..F**k  
#102 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
HEY! Don't blame me, Blame Jason for being an *** to me when I was trying to be nice. UGH!
 You said you should share with me, but you wouldn't.

now it's all boobs and moobs and ass and abs.

and this has really made my Saturday enjoyable since the Huskers are on a bye week.
Just..F**k  
#103 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I didn't say she would show you...I said she would verify that I do share pics of my boobs!! 

The war was started because boys can't function without boobs!!
The war was started because girls and boys can't function without boobs!!


*fixed
Just..F**k  
#104 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ash isn't sharing.

That's what started this pic war.
 Ashlie shares. 
Just..F**k  
#105 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
The war was started because girls and boys can't function without boobs!!


*fixed
 Well.....come on now.....ours are attached. 
Just..F**k  
#106 | 1040 days ago

Is anyone else here out of respects already?

Well, I guess thats what being a Q-jillionnaire is for.
Just..F**k  
#107 | 1040 days ago

 Post #27

Ashlie specifically states she should share her boobs with me but will not.

thus here we are in about 60 minutes.

Could be the fastest F/E ever.
Just..F**k  
#108 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Ashlie shares. 
 Thank you! 



(and so does Kat)


Okay, then Dave, I did that to you, but still...         (I swear I'm becoming a lesbian one day, I hate boys)

Joe, it hurts a little more than the others when you PQ me! Sad panda.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#109 | 1040 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo




  it has quickly become a cluster f**k  ,  yet not really an unlikeable one
Just..F**k  
#110 | 1040 days ago

Technically this all started when Ashley (HAt) couldnt take a little criticism on the quality of her second filter error in 10 days.  If she hadnt gotten all lippy for no reason none of this would have happened. So everyone thank Ashleigh!
Just..F**k  
#111 | 1040 days ago

 
Just..F**k  
#112 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Technically this all started when Ashley (HAt) couldnt take a little criticism on the quality of her second filter error in 10 days.  If she hadnt gotten all lippy for no reason none of this would have happened. So everyone thank Ashleigh!
.... ... .. ... ... .... . ..... ....!

.... ...!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#113 | 1040 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

kobe_lova wrote:
 Thank you! 



(and so does Kat)


Okay, then Dave, I did that to you, but still...         (I swear I'm becoming a lesbian one day, I hate boys)

Joe, it hurts a little more than the others when you PQ me! Sad panda.



Sharing is caring !  
Just..F**k  
#114 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Thank you! 



(and so does Kat)


Okay, then Dave, I did that to you, but still...         (I swear I'm becoming a lesbian one day, I hate boys)

Joe, it hurts a little more than the others when you PQ me! Sad panda.
Thanks!!

Sharing is Caring 
Just..F**k  
#115 | 1040 days ago

 For the record, I will share back.
Just..F**k  
#116 | 1040 days ago

I just wanted to reply to make this gif appear one more time in this thread!
Just..F**k  
#117 | 1040 days ago

Seriously???

Somebody is actually deleting them???

Kiss my a$$.
Just..F**k  
#118 | 1040 days ago

Michigan State is starting to manhandle Michigan. Someone may want to check on Woodrow's well being.
Just..F**k  
#119 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Seriously???

Somebody is actually deleting them???

Kiss my a$$.
 coughjesscough
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#120 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Seriously???

Somebody is actually deleting them???

Kiss my a$$.
Yeah, my guess would be Jess too. LOL. Simma.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#121 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Michigan State is starting to manhandle Michigan. Someone may want to check on Woodrow's well being.
My well being has been f**ked all day. Instead of being at a Michigan/michigan state party I've been stuck at f**king work all day. So instead of being s**t faced drunk right now I'm dead sober
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#122 | 1040 days ago

Awwww...someone had to go cry to mommy.
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#123 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yeah, my guess would be Jess too. LOL. Simma.
Yeah, but you know I'm a 'respect whore'.  I just lost a $h*t ton of them.
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#124 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Yeah, but you know I'm a 'respect whore'.  I just lost a $h*t ton of them.
  There.
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#125 | 1040 days ago

 Someone tell Jason that if he is referring to me, he is mistaken. I haven't spoken to Jess today. I'm assuming she saw you all being jerkwads though (cause, you know, she can read and all...damn all that learnin') and made an executive decision. I was just playing, but I heart her, A LOT!

Suck it, Douche Captain!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#126 | 1040 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
My well being has been f**ked all day. Instead of being at a Michigan/michigan state party I've been stuck at f**king work all day. So instead of being s**t faced drunk right now I'm dead sober
Well just so you know while I was worried.

Kat gave my comment a bold, so she must not care if you run yourself over with a John Deere excavator cause your team is losing. Sad world we live in.
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#127 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Yeah, but you know I'm a 'respect whore'.  I just lost a $h*t ton of them.
 Stop it, Nancy! Do your numbers decrease? or do you mean future ones? Good Grief, boys are babies... Let me help you. Hold please.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#128 | 1040 days ago

 My back hurts.
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#129 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Well just so you know while I was worried.

Kat gave my comment a bold, so she must not care if you run yourself over with a John Deere excavator cause your team is losing. Sad world we live in.
Wow! Thats how it's gonna be Joe? Maybe I bolded by accident! Meanie...you are not my favorite person right now.
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#130 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Stop it, Nancy! Do your numbers decrease? or do you mean future ones? Good Grief, boys are babies... Let me help you. Hold please.
We are babies? You are the one crying about us getting rid of douche pics, and then waiting for someone to remove the awesomeness we posted! Men are organized and do the work to remove what we don't like without even discussing it, women are lazy and wait for someone to do the work for them!
Just..F**k  
#131 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Stop it, Nancy! Do your numbers decrease? or do you mean future ones? Good Grief, boys are babies... Let me help you. Hold please.
Yes every time a post is deleted what ever respects it had is subtracted from your total.
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#132 | 1040 days ago

Kat that hurts  I thought we were friiiiiiiinds
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#133 | 1040 days ago

well, I guess the great Boob War of 2011 is over.

Hey Ash, could you send me some pics of your butt?
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#134 | 1040 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Kat that hurts  I thought we were friiiiiiiinds
 Ask Sid---------------It is all about "Bold."
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#135 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Technically this all started when Ashley (HAt) couldnt take a little criticism on the quality of her second filter error in 10 days.  If she hadnt gotten all lippy for no reason none of this would have happened. So everyone thank Ashleigh!
FAIL! All started when you screamed fail! Try colormyworldwithboobs.com!
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#136 | 1040 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Kat that hurts  I thought we were friiiiiiiinds
Don't believe him WoodLee...I  you! 
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#137 | 1040 days ago

Woodrow: here is the post

#118 | 23 mins ago
Michigan State is starting to manhandle Michigan. Someone may want to check on Woodrow's well being.

since you gave the "smart" all you have to do is check my respect feed to see who the "bold" came from.
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#138 | 1040 days ago

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however is unable to get an ere***on. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room, he hears his friend shouting "Here I come again....ONE, TWO, THREE..UGGH!" All night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first,"how did it go?" THe first mutters "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an ere***on." The second dwarf shook his head, "you think thats embarrassing?...I couldn't even get on the fu**ing bed!"
Just..F**k  
#139 | 1040 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
FAIL! All started when you screamed fail! Try colormyworldwithboobs.com!
 it didn't work.

are you sure it's .com?
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#140 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Don't believe him WoodLee...I  you! 
Refer to post #137


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#141 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I miss you Roggy!...








too sarcastic?
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#142 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
richard_cranium wrote:
We are babies? You are the one crying about us getting rid of douche pics, and then waiting for someone to remove the awesomeness we posted! Men are organized and do the work to remove what we don't like without even discussing it, women are lazy and wait for someone to do the work for them!
 I wasn't crying. I made a rule based on your boyfriends attitude. Then boys got all ***hurt about it and started posting them anyway. And that was okay... I expect nothing else. Of course, YOU made me cry today....and on plenty of nights, but never over this. Did I even mention you all PQ'ing me out? I don't think so cause I KNEW you would. You always do. It's whatever. I'm a big girl...


Speaking of.. Mike, I'll get right on that, though I believe you and jason called me a fat ***, a few months ago so I doubt you'll like it. And, I gave you your respects back. You're welcome.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#143 | 1040 days ago

 On another note, UGH! WTF?!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#144 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Woody...I meant don't believe him that I don't care about you. I bolded him not your well being!


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#145 | 1040 days ago

Why did I post here? /idiot
#146 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 I wasn't crying. I made a rule based on your boyfriends attitude. Then boys got all ***hurt about it and started posting them anyway. And that was okay... I expect nothing else. Of course, YOU made me cry today....and on plenty of nights, but never over this. Did I even mention you all PQ'ing me out? I don't think so cause I KNEW you would. You always do. It's whatever. I'm a big girl...


Speaking of.. Mike, I'll get right on that, though I believe you and jason called me a fat ***, a few months ago so I doubt you'll like it. And, I gave you your respects back. You're welcome.
so, thats a "no"??

Becky?

Kat?

Woody?
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#147 | 1040 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Why did I post here? /idiot
 You're still learning, it's okay.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#148 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
so, thats a "no"??

Becky?

Kat?

Woody?
Hmmm.....
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#149 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
so, thats a "no"??

Becky?

Kat?

Woody?
 
Just..F**k  
#150 | 1040 days ago

 Hmmm = Hell No!?
F**k..what happened last night?  
#151 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Hmmm = Hell No!?


Actually the hmmm= he is asking to see Woody's ass? 
Just..F**k  
#152 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:


Actually the hmmm= he is asking to see Woody's ass? 
lol
F**k..what happened last night?  
#153 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 it didn't work.

are you sure it's .com?
Ummmmm, nope, i just made it up.....
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#154 | 1040 days ago

f**k it....somebody up in this mother f**ker is bound to say yes eventually.
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#155 | 1040 days ago

Can I just say...UGH!!! Again?
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#156 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Woody...I meant don't believe him that I don't care about you. I bolded him not your well being!


Funny you chose the post about poor Woodrow's well being to bold, when there where 14 before it.  


hmmmm......I call bulls**t.
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#157 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
so, thats a "no"??

Becky?

Kat?

Woody?

I was going to volunteer but becky already posted my ass

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#158 | 1040 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
FAIL! All started when you screamed fail! Try colormyworldwithboobs.com!
1.  I have every right to criticize her epic failures with MY brainchild.  I trusted her to maintain my f**kawesomeness.  She occasionally disappoints in this...thus i continue to critique her.   Monday she will post an epic FE (well as epic as she can get) and my point will have been made....yet again. 

2.  Website address failure.

3.  Jess cant keep this up.  At some point she has to go do something besides delete our jugglies. 

4.  Executive decision.....PQs for every person having t**s and a vagina for the rest of October.  The backtalk is getting out of hand.  
Just..F**k  
#159 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Funny you chose the post about poor Woodrow's well being to bold, when there where 14 before it.  


hmmmm......I call bulls**t.
  I hate you!

Good day Sir!!
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#160 | 1040 days ago

D**n...Becky's a$$ is hot.   Id hit it.
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#161 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1.  I have every right to criticize her epic failures with MY brainchild.  I trusted her to maintain my f**kawesomeness.  She occasionally disappoints in this...thus i continue to critique her.   Monday she will post an epic FE (well as epic as she can get) and my point will have been made....yet again. 

2.  Website address failure.

3.  Jess cant keep this up.  At some point she has to go do something besides delete our jugglies. 

4.  Executive decision.....PQs for every person having t**s and a vagina for the rest of October.  The backtalk is getting out of hand.  
.......!!!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#162 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
PQ's for Kat till the end of November.
Just..F**k  
#163 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
lol
 
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#164 | 1040 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Ummmmm, nope, i just made it up.....
 Damn.

Another woman promising boobs today and failing to deliver.

someone post a proper facepalm for this.

Just..F**k  
#165 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
PQ's for Kat till the end of November.
She's the only one with t**s AND A vagina?    Holy hell.
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#166 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
She's the only one with t**s AND A vagina?    Holy hell.
I posted that before I read your post.

Correction: she gets them till the end of November now!
Just..F**k  
#167 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 
 I'm good, baby. HowYOUdoin? 
F**k..what happened last night?  
#168 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I posted that before I read your post.

Correction: she gets them till the end of November now!
Why? 
I am taking you off the drunk texting rotation, til the end of November!
Just..F**k  
#169 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Eric_ wrote:
Why did I post here? /idiot
I love it here.
#170 | 1040 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Ummmmm, nope, i just made it up.....
HA, as if you dont know where to go to see boobies!
Just another example of the laziness of men!
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#171 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Why? 
I am taking you off the drunk texting rotation, til the end of November!
Refer to post #156. 

I can live with that, I'll just wait for the phone calls and voice mails.
Just..F**k  
#172 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1.  I have every right to criticize her epic failures with MY brainchild.  I trusted her to maintain my f**kawesomeness.  She occasionally disappoints in this...thus i continue to critique her.   Monday she will post an epic FE (well as epic as she can get) and my point will have been made....yet again. 

2.  Website address failure.

3.  Jess cant keep this up.  At some point she has to go do something besides delete our jugglies. 

4.  Executive decision.....PQs for every person having t**s and a vagina for the rest of October.  The backtalk is getting out of hand.  
LMAO, seriously? Like i can post a real boobie link in here, i still adhere to CoC, and my earlier post....its way past beer time, going to find a shot glass....Cheers!
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#173 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Refer to post #156. 

I can live with that, I'll just wait for the phone calls and voice mails.
You won't be getting those either...
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#174 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
JenX63 wrote:
HA, as if you dont know where to go to see boobies!
Just another example of the laziness of men!
 Ha you replied to yourself.

What should I say about that?

And I know where to find boobs.

just always looking for new sources.
Just..F**k  
#175 | 1040 days ago

I'm gonna join Jen in the drinking thing...I'll be back soon!!
Just..F**k  
#176 | 1040 days ago

 Also, I didn't promise boobs...
F**k..what happened last night?  
#177 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Damn.

Another woman promising boobs today and failing to deliver.

someone post a proper facepalm for this.

Just..F**k  
#178 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Also, I didn't promise boobs...
Exactly! If you promise, you do it! Same here!!
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#179 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ha you replied to yourself.

What should I say about that?

And I know where to find boobs.

just always looking for new sources.
Its what happens when...im laughing+drinking+posting....
Just..F**k  
#180 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I promise I wanna see Kats boobs.  
#181 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I promise I wanna see Kats boobs.  
Yeah you do...
F**k..what happened last night?  
#182 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I promise I wanna see Kats boobs.  
 
Just..F**k  
#183 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yeah you do...
 
Just..F**k  
#184 | 1040 days ago

Sorry Woodrow!
Just..F**k  
#185 | 1040 days ago

 ok so Ash didn't promise boobs.

just said she should show me.
Just..F**k  
#186 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Joe_L wrote:
Sorry Woodrow!
Sorry about what? a team in Michigan still won.      
#187 | 1040 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Sorry Woodrow!
It's okay. It'll take a couple more recruiting classes to fix the RichRod fiasco....

My only solace is i get outta work in 20 minutes and I have plenty of cold beer waiting for me. It's gonna be a long night and I'm going to be s**t faced for all of it. If you guys don't see me here Monday I may be in jail or possibly tied to a bed being dominated by Kat's avatar. I'm hoping for the latter.
Just..F**k  
#188 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Sorry about what? a team in Michigan still won.      
That hurts friiiiiiiiind

F**k michigan state!
Just..F**k  
#189 | 1040 days ago
John_Daly (+)

woody050681 wrote:
That hurts friiiiiiiiind

F**k michigan state!
I'm just saying. Your state won. Its the little things buddy.
#190 | 1040 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I'm just saying. Your state won. Its the little things buddy.
You know you're right. Thanks for putting things in to perspective  I'm better now.
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#191 | 1040 days ago

 
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#192 | 1040 days ago

TWSS

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#193 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
TWSS

 and she might know....
Just..F**k  
#194 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 and she might know....
she could laugh at me all night, as long as I get to knock her glasses crooked.
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#195 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
she could laugh at me all night, as long as I get to knock her glasses crooked.
 Is there where I say when I was done with her she wouldn't be able to see Russia from Moscow?
Just..F**k  
#196 | 1040 days ago

 Everybody behave for a while.

i have to go get my kids.
Just..F**k  
#197 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I want waffles. 


the the mistake?
F**k..im hungover  
#198 | 1040 days ago

I hate myself for reading all of this...
Just..F**k  
#199 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1.  I have every right to criticize her epic failures with MY brainchild.  I trusted her to maintain my f**kawesomeness.  She occasionally disappoints in this...thus i continue to critique her.   Monday she will post an epic FE (well as epic as she can get) and my point will have been made....yet again. 

2.  Website address failure.

3.  Jess cant keep this up.  At some point she has to go do something besides delete our jugglies. 

4.  Executive decision.....PQs for every person having t**s and a vagina for the rest of October.  The backtalk is getting out of hand.  
4.  And to think, I was totally gonna post my t**s in another poll today since they're not welcome here, but with THAT attitude.  Hmmphh.

Anyway, I'm exhausted and have about an hour before I have to get my fat ass back up and go do stuff.  Ugh.  So, I'm off to shower and pray that I slip on a slick patch and do serious injury to myself.   Keep your fingers crossed for me and think injurious thoughts.  Thanks.  
Just..F**k  
#200 | 1040 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
4.  And to think, I was totally gonna post my t**s in another poll today since they're not welcome here, but with THAT attitude.  Hmmphh.

Anyway, I'm exhausted and have about an hour before I have to get my fat ass back up and go do stuff.  Ugh.  So, I'm off to shower and pray that I slip on a slick patch and do serious injury to myself.   Keep your fingers crossed for me and think injurious thoughts.  Thanks.  
Liar...
Just..F**k  
#201 | 1040 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Liar...
Now you'll never know.
Just..F**k  
#202 | 1040 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Now you'll never know.
 
Just..F**k  
#203 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 
 
Just..F**k  
#204 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 
Why are your hands so f**king small?
Just..F**k  
#205 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
janet011685 wrote:
Now you'll never know.
There is a better chance of me winning the lottery, being struck by lightning, f**king Tyra Banks, talking to Jesus in person, winning the lottery a second time, sprouting wings, solving the mid east peace crisis, and going back for seconds with Tyra all before midnight than there is of you ever posting your  t**s. 
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#206 | 1040 days ago

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#207 | 1040 days ago

Kenne wrote:
the the mistake?
How can you not love this?
Just..F**k  
#208 | 1040 days ago

Lemme lighten the mood up in here with the skydive vid. I found it on liveleak, cuz well, they'll keep anything up. NSFW and probably fake, but still... whatever.
#209 | 1040 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Lemme lighten the mood up in here with the skydive vid. I found it on liveleak, cuz well, they'll keep anything up. NSFW and probably fake, but still... whatever.
Really? No Katy Perry music warning? Ass.
Just..F**k  
#210 | 1040 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
 Oooh, let me, let me.... 
F**k..what happened last night?  
#211 | 1040 days ago

I'm going out and getting drunk. When I get back, maybe this thread will make sense.
#212 | 1040 days ago

Whatup?
Saturday is not meant for recooping from Friday. Texas v Oklahoma State is better than I thought it would be. Is it too much to ask to get boobs if Jason promises not to look? Need more Margarita Mix. Shots anyone?
F**k..im hungover  
#213 | 1040 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Lemme lighten the mood up in here with the skydive vid. I found it on liveleak, cuz well, they'll keep anything up. NSFW and probably fake, but still... whatever.
 Pretty, pretty sure that girl would do aaaaaaaaaanything. 
#214 | 1039 days ago

An other by any other name is still another other...

Speaking of ****, the Falcons better ****ing win. 
Just..F**k  
#215 | 1039 days ago

 Wow.  I feel like I'm back in kindergarten when the boys go running around trying to get away from girl germs.............
Just..F**k  
#216 | 1039 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 Wow.  I feel like I'm back in kindergarten when the boys go running around trying to get away from girl germs.............
Well, I've read that cooties are highly contagious.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#217 | 1039 days ago

Just when you thought the Kardashians, Paris Hilton ans Lindsey Lohan were the undisputed dumbest girls on the planet, along comes Samantha Fox. Samantha is the baby momma of DeShawn Stevenson, point guard for the Dallas Mavericks. She has been branded with DeShawn's number, on her neck. 


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#218 | 1039 days ago

Panthers won  game 1 in a shootout last night.  Fun to be going to hockey again.  I lost my glasses somewhere in the parking lot,
but found the car with no problem this tiime.  Weird.

Ash,  you know.........LOL         Someday tell me what I said.



F**k..what happened last night?  
#219 | 1039 days ago

So it looks like I didn't drunk Q a whole lot, and was able to hold an actual conversation on Twitter. I think I was drunk 'hooing people, but I don't remember what I said. I don't feel a sense of shame this morning, so mission successful.
#220 | 1039 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:

Panthers won  game 1 in a shootout last night.  Fun to be going to hockey again.  I lost my glasses somewhere in the parking lot,
but found the car with no problem this tiime.  Weird.

Ash,  you know.........LOL         Someday tell me what I said.



Do they sell Heineken at Panther games?
#221 | 1039 days ago

www.youtube.com/watch              

Oh yeah, the fight.

Yes  Gary,  $12.00 a glass.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#222 | 1039 days ago

(Edited by Cactus_Jack)
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Man oh man did I call this one right.  Iranian President Muckmood Ahmadikinass has denounced the US over the Saudi assasination plot uncovered earlier this week in D.C.  El Psycho Grande said the US is basically full of $h*t, that Iran is a civilized nation and that the US is the nation with the culture of terror.  This calls for a serious shake of my head and a double shot of WTF?  Um, lets run off a checklist here...

                                            IRAN                                          United States
Roadside bombs              *
Stonings                              *
Genital mutilation              *
Psycho dictator                   *

Yup, that pretty much covers it.  Unless you put Pelosi in charge, they are batting 1.000 against us.

NASA has reportedly reached a deal with Virgin-Galactic to fly the first commercial space flight out of a space-port right here in good ol' Noowave-oh Meheeko.  You F'ers thought we were nuts living out here in this God forsaken desert, but we was secretly building an honest to god space port to get a jump on all the johnny come latelies.  Actually, the space port is just a flat piece of dirt, kinda like the rest of the state, but once we get rid of a couple of tumbleweeds and some sage brush, it will be as good as new.  We will get right on that, right after this siesta, F'ers.

What in the f**k got into the bats of the Tejas Rangers last night?  Cruz is a F'n beast, no two ways about that.  Good luck in the WS fellas!

That's plenty for a Sunday Mornin Comin Down.  You F'ers have been edJACKated.
Just..F**k  
#223 | 1039 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Man oh man did I call this one right.  Iranian President Muckmood Ahmadikinass has denounced the US over the Saudi assasination plot uncovered earlier this week in D.C.  El Psycho Grande said the US is basically full of $h*t, that Iran is a civilized nation and that the US is the nation with the culture of terror.  This calls for a serious shake of my head and a double shot of WTF?  Um, lets run off a checklist here...

                                            IRAN                                          United States
Roadside bombs              *
Stonings                              *
Genital mutilation              *
Psycho dictator                   *

Yup, that pretty much covers it.  Unless you put Pelosi in charge, they are batting 1.000 against us.

NASA has reportedly reached a deal with Virgin-Galactic to fly the first commercial space flight out of a space-port right here in good ol' Noowave-oh Meheeko.  You F'ers thought we were nuts living out here in this God forsaken desert, but we was secretly building an honest to god space port to get a jump on all the johnny come latelies.  Actually, the space port is just a flat piece of dirt, kinda like the rest of the state, but once we get rid of a couple of tumbleweeds and some sage brush, it will be as good as new.  We will get right on that, right after this siesta, F'ers.

What in the f**k got into the bats of the Tejas Rangers last night?  Cruz is a F'n beast, no two ways about that.  Good luck in the WS fellas!

That's plenty for a Sunday Mornin Comin Down.  You F'ers have been edJACKated.
United States of America is not the devil but it ain't no saint either.
F**k..im hungry  
#224 | 1039 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Man oh man did I call this one right.  Iranian President Muckmood Ahmadikinass has denounced the US over the Saudi assasination plot uncovered earlier this week in D.C.  El Psycho Grande said the US is basically full of $h*t, that Iran is a civilized nation and that the US is the nation with the culture of terror.  This calls for a serious shake of my head and a double shot of WTF?  Um, lets run off a checklist here...

                                            IRAN                                          United States
Roadside bombs              *
Stonings                              *
Genital mutilation              *
Psycho dictator                   *

Yup, that pretty much covers it.  Unless you put Pelosi in charge, they are batting 1.000 against us.

NASA has reportedly reached a deal with Virgin-Galactic to fly the first commercial space flight out of a space-port right here in good ol' Noowave-oh Meheeko.  You F'ers thought we were nuts living out here in this God forsaken desert, but we was secretly building an honest to god space port to get a jump on all the johnny come latelies.  Actually, the space port is just a flat piece of dirt, kinda like the rest of the state, but once we get rid of a couple of tumbleweeds and some sage brush, it will be as good as new.  We will get right on that, right after this siesta, F'ers.

What in the f**k got into the bats of the Tejas Rangers last night?  Cruz is a F'n beast, no two ways about that.  Good luck in the WS fellas!

That's plenty for a Sunday Mornin Comin Down.  You F'ers have been edJACKated.
 This is too much for a Sunday. Football is about to start. Shut up.


Good Morning.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#225 | 1039 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 This is too much for a Sunday. Football is about to start. Shut up.


Good Morning.
b**w me.
Just..F**k  
#226 | 1039 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
United States of America is not the devil but it ain't no saint either.
I know.  We tried to get rid of Bret Favre to improve our image, but that stoopid F'er just wouldn't leave.  We're hiding him out down in Mississippi until the rest of the world forgets about him.
Just..F**k  
#227 | 1039 days ago

This week's NFL Live Thread.
#228 | 1039 days ago

 This is the first day of three days off, something that hasn't happened in about 8 months.  Today Imma gonna recuperate the bod, cuz yesterday I spent building roller racks - five of them. 















Last night I imbibed a little tequila (got home late so only got to have a couple) but today I have nothing to do except watch football and the paving crew outside.  I might do a little laundry and drink a little vodka, but them again I might just sit on my butt
Just..F**k  
#229 | 1039 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I know.  We tried to get rid of Bret Favre to improve our image, but that stoopid F'er just wouldn't leave.  We're hiding him out down in Mississippi until the rest of the world forgets about him.


I think Ashlie is going to kill you.
F**k..im hungry  
#230 | 1039 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
b**w me.
 




Joe, have you seen Rodgers State Farm commercial? It made me sigh...literally. I'm over that. Ugh.

Old Mike is the Q's Brett Favre, Ankur. It's okay.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#231 | 1039 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 




Joe, have you seen Rodgers State Farm commercial? It made me sigh...literally. I'm over that. Ugh.

Old Mike is the Q's Brett Favre, Ankur. It's okay.
How dare you???

Just because I'm a little older than most of  you guys, and I have quit/retired three times...

wait.

Aw f**k it.
Just..F**k  
#232 | 1039 days ago



Just..F**k  
#233 | 1039 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 




Joe, have you seen Rodgers State Farm commercial? It made me sigh...literally. I'm over that. Ugh.

Old Mike is the Q's Brett Favre, Ankur. It's okay.
Yes, that is what came on last night when I started my rant.

Someone really needs to inform him, he's fairly good NFL QB, put the childhood dreams away. #peopleselbow
Just..F**k  
#234 | 1039 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 This is the first day of three days off, something that hasn't happened in about 8 months.  Today Imma gonna recuperate the bod, cuz yesterday I spent building roller racks - five of them. 















Last night I imbibed a little tequila (got home late so only got to have a couple) but today I have nothing to do except watch football and the paving crew outside.  I might do a little laundry and drink a little vodka, but them again I might just sit on my butt
I caught, tequilla, football, vodka, great choices! Enjoy your days off, you deserve them!
Just..F**k  
#235 | 1039 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 




Joe, have you seen Rodgers State Farm commercial? It made me sigh...literally. I'm over that. Ugh.

Old Mike is the Q's Brett Favre, Ankur. It's okay.
Words 18-24, made me giggle a little.
Just..F**k  
#236 | 1039 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Words 18-24, made me giggle a little.
shush....can't you see the emotional trauma this is causing?
Just..F**k  
#237 | 1039 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
shush....can't you see the emotional trauma this is causing?
She can't help it. It's true.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#238 | 1039 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
shush....can't you see the emotional trauma this is causing?
My sincerest apologies for your pain. But that was giggle worthy, and you know how much she hearts the Farve!
Just..F**k  
#239 | 1039 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Words 18-24, made me giggle a little.
You actually took the time to count the words?

Have a drink or 12.
Just..F**k  
#240 | 1039 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
My sincerest apologies for your pain. But that was giggle worthy, and you know how much she hearts the Farve!
Waiiiiit..... he's not THAT much like Favre, woman!
F**k..what happened last night?  
#241 | 1039 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
You actually took the time to count the words?

Have a drink or 12.
Lmao, whatever!
Just..F**k  
#242 | 1039 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Waiiiiit..... he's not THAT much like Favre, woman!
True, he doesn't have 317 INT's and cost numerous teams chances in the playoffs.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
Just..F**k  
#243 | 1039 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
True, he doesn't have 317 INT's and cost numerous teams chances in the playoffs.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
Yes the hell he does.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#244 | 1039 days ago

 Can't watch the Reskins cuz some moron up here thinks they aren't worthy enough for Canuck TV, I guess,but this Bills/Giants game is kinda good.

aaaahhhhh f**k, they just showed a highlight and the f**king Eagles scored a TD.
Just..F**k  
#245 | 1039 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes the hell he does.
Um, no...Cactus Jack is legendary as a "clutch performer"...


and humble too.
Just..F**k  
#246 | 1039 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Um, no...Cactus Jack is legendary as a "clutch performer"...


and humble too.
Umm.. no.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#247 | 1039 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Umm.. no.
Don't sweat it too much, Ashlie....your little Freudian slip there...telling the entire planet that you think I am just like the man that gives you R.E.Mgasms.  Your secret is safe with me.
Just..F**k  
#248 | 1039 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Joe_L wrote:


Am I the only one that can picture Becky's head exploding when she sees that there are 3 Beaneaters on the Q?
Just..F**k  
#249 | 1039 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Don't sweat it too much, Ashlie....your little Freudian slip there...telling the entire planet that you think I am just like the man that gives you R.E.Mgasms.  Your secret is safe with me.
Vom.
F**k..what happened last night?  
#250 | 1039 days ago

Hola chico's y chica's!!

I hate not having the Sunday Ticket. Raider game won't be televised here. So I am gonna do it Old School and listen on the radio!! Stupid CBS not showing an afternoon game!!

Anyways...where is my detective partner? 
Just..F**k  
#251 | 1039 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Am I the only one that can picture Becky's head exploding when she sees that there are 3 Beaneaters on the Q?
 You are so smart. 
Just..F**k  
#252 | 1039 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 Can't watch the Reskins cuz some moron up here thinks they aren't worthy enough for Canuck TV, I guess,but this Bills/Giants game is kinda good.

aaaahhhhh f**k, they just showed a highlight and the f**king Eagles scored a TD.
You really dont want to see this, its very painful to watch....
Just..F**k  
#253 | 1039 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola chico's y chica's!!

I hate not having the Sunday Ticket. Raider game won't be televised here. So I am gonna do it Old School and listen on the radio!! Stupid CBS not showing an afternoon game!!

Anyways...where is my detective partner? 
It is because the NFL alternates which network gets to show a double header. Last week was CBS, this week is FOX, next week will be CBS again and so on. It isn't CBS fault that they can only show one game this week, or that the Gayders suck and no one cares about the Gayders. There is a much larger national interest in the Bills/Giants game so that is the national coverage game for CBS this week and that is the game you get.
Just..F**k  
#254 | 1039 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
You really dont want to see this, its very painful to watch....
  really? I sorta saw a score update just now, it looked like the Redskins have 3? Do I want to know what the Eagles have?
Just..F**k  
#255 | 1039 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
 (deleted, areola was peeking out the side there.

i think. hskrdave)
Just..F**k  
#256 | 1039 days ago

F**k..what happened last night?  
#257 | 1039 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 (deleted, areola was peeking out the side there.

i think. hskrdave)
Holy Mary, mother of God.
Just..F**k  
#258 | 1039 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
  really? I sorta saw a score update just now, it looked like the Redskins have 3? Do I want to know what the Eagles have?
Nope! We have 6! Oh yeah! (they have 20)
Just..F**k  
#259 | 1039 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)
richard_cranium wrote:
 (deleted, areola was peeking out the side there.

i think. hskrdave)
WTF!?   YOU get a picture of kats t**s and I dont?       


This makes no sense now.  
#260 | 1039 days ago

 S**t, glad everyone who crashed so horribly in the IndyCar race are okay - or at least not seriously hurt.  That was some scary scary s**t 
Just..F**k  
#261 | 1039 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 S**t, glad everyone who crashed so horribly in the IndyCar race are okay - or at least not seriously hurt.  That was some scary scary s**t 
Unfortunately, it looks like Wheldon's seriously injured. Agree though, incredibly scary.
#262 | 1039 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 (deleted, areola was peeking out the side there.

i think. hskrdave)
I'm not too sure about that Dave.  maybe you should put it back up and we'll take a vote on it.
Just..F**k  
#263 | 1039 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Unfortunately, it looks like Wheldon's seriously injured. Agree though, incredibly scary.
 Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to minimize his injuries.  Just praying he will be okay.
Just..F**k  
#264 | 1039 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to minimize his injuries.  Just praying he will be okay.
No problem. Just hoping he'll be OK like everybody else.
#265 | 1039 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
I'm not too sure about that Dave.  maybe you should put it back up and we'll take a vote on it.
That is ok, I couldn't decide either. But I do want to know where I can apply for this job. If anyone knows can you tell me where to send my resume?

demotivational posters - KATY PERRY BOOB ADJUST
Just..F**k  
#266 | 1039 days ago
John_Daly (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 (deleted, areola was peeking out the side there.

i think. hskrdave)
You sure Kat didnt make him delete it?
#267 | 1039 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Debi_L wrote:
 Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to minimize his injuries.  Just praying he will be okay.
He died.   (RIP)
#268 | 1039 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Am I the only one that can picture Becky's head exploding when she sees that there are 3 Beaneaters on the Q?
 
Just..F**k  
#269 | 1038 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
It is because the NFL alternates which network gets to show a double header. Last week was CBS, this week is FOX, next week will be CBS again and so on. It isn't CBS fault that they can only show one game this week, or that the Gayders suck and no one cares about the Gayders. There is a much larger national interest in the Bills/Giants game so that is the national coverage game for CBS this week and that is the game you get.
Damn everyday you make me despise you even more!! And I think the Cowboys suck more....actually I know they do. 
Just..F**k  
#270 | 1038 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
It is because the NFL alternates which network gets to show a double header. Last week was CBS, this week is FOX, next week will be CBS again and so on. It isn't CBS fault that they can only show one game this week, or that the Gayders suck and no one cares about the Gayders. There is a much larger national interest in the Bills/Giants game so that is the national coverage game for CBS this week and that is the game you get.
Gayders?  
Homophobe.
Just..F**k  
#271 | 1038 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
You sure Kat didnt make him delete it?
I didn't send him anything!!! 
Just..F**k  
#272 | 1038 days ago

I posted my first NHL article and need reviews.. Get on it
Just..F**k  
#273 | 1038 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Damn everyday you make me despise you even more!! And I think the Cowboys suck more....actually I know they do. 
If you think you despise me now, you will really despise me after next Saturday. Well that is if The Fighting Irish are able to defeat the spoiled children.
Just..F**k  
#274 | 1038 days ago
John_Daly (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Gayders?  
Homophobe.
I too disagree with that comment.  I think the Gayders are actually good this year.
#275 | 1038 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
If you think you despise me now, you will really despise me after next Saturday. Well that is if The Fighting Irish are able to defeat the spoiled children.
Haha that's not gonna happen!!! Jerk!!!
Just..F**k  
#276 | 1038 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Haha that's not gonna happen!!! Jerk!!!
Sounds like someone wants to make a friendly wager!
Just..F**k  
#277 | 1038 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I too disagree with that comment.  I think the Gayders are actually good this year.
You're (still) so stupid.

(But correct ... again.)
Just..F**k  
#278 | 1038 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Sounds like someone wants to make a friendly wager!
Sounds like you do! 
Just..F**k  
#279 | 1038 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
Sounds like you do! 
I've got it:  Kevin wins, kat sends him a pic of her t**s. Kat wins, kevin sends her a pic of his t**s.   
#280 | 1038 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I posted my first NHL article and need reviews.. Get on it
I don't know about anyone else, but that link keeps taking me here.
Just..F**k  
#281 | 1038 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I've got it:  Kevin wins, kat sends him a pic of her t**s. Kat wins, kevin sends her a pic of his t**s.   
Sounds good to me!(Send me your phone number and I will forward you the pic she sends after ND wins!)
Just..F**k  
#282 | 1038 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I don't know about anyone else, but that link keeps taking me here.
yep, seems like my article was thrown into the interwebs wasteland
Just..F**k  
#283 | 1038 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
yep, seems like my article was thrown into the interwebs wasteland
I found it on the Best of the Web page, I remember it going 'lost' for awhile plenty of times when it goes from a regular blog post to that area. I read it, even though I dislike hockey.

(But go Kings...or something like that.)
Just..F**k  

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