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Non Douche Filter Error 10/26
This may be the last Non Douche Filter, Jason returns tomorrow. You know what to do, sit, relax, post pics of hot chicks. All Douchebags will be removed.

Padma Lakshmi!
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| Closed on 11/09/11 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
17 Fans 
24%a. Top Chef Texas!
12%b. Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' s*!t, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
18%c. He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet.
29%d. 1 day till the return of Beavis and Butthead
18%e. Jessica Simpson, looked oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen an a$$ like that
0%f. Space formerly known as F**k Beaneaters

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#1 | 1058 days ago

I've always liked Padma Lakshmi
pl
He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet.  
  
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#1 | 1058 days ago

I've always liked Padma Lakshmi
pl
He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet.  
#2 | 1058 days ago

wow, wow, and triple wow- now that's a vision to wake up to in the AM
#3 | 1058 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
My answer option made me giggle because it reminds me of the quote from The Next Karate Kid ...  "Ambition without knowledge is like boat on dry land."  Mr. Miyagi was so wise.

Oh, and don't worry, no drag queens today guys.  ...yet.  

(Wait, that would be an awesome poll.  I mean, I don't know if I wanna do it, but someone should.  Post a pic of either a hot chick or a hot drag queen and see who gets it right.  Hmm.  Any takers?)
He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet.  
#4 | 1058 days ago

Whatup?
     I said I would not talk about the NBA Lockout until some kind of effort to end it was made, but once again I've lied. I still won't discuss the owners (selfish) or the players (greedy). I want to touch on some of the people who's lives will be impacted the most by this work stoppage. Not the vendors, office workers or promoters that have their livelihoods effected from this crap. Oh no. I'm talking about the Groupies. That's right, the Hoochies, Golddiggers, Tramps and Leeches who depend on these players paychecks  for survival.  What will these girls do to compensate until the season starts? Go back and compete for singles at already overcrowded Strip Clubs? Make a shamefull return to Hooters where they probably cussed out the Assit.Manager when T-Mac some player gave her that "big break"? Sad.
      To help to ease some of the burden being put on these poor individuals, I am willing to start a fund and personally send much needed aid to these Strip Clubs, bars, hotels etc. anywhere there is a need. But they need YOU. Anything you will be willing to give (preferably in singles) will help. Send donations to the crash Blessed Salvation, or "BS" for short Fund and I can get started.
Thank you in advance.
Top Chef Texas!  
#5 | 1058 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Whatup?
     I said I would not talk about the NBA Lockout until some kind of effort to end it was made, but once again I've lied. I still won't discuss the owners (selfish) or the players (greedy). I want to touch on some of the people who's lives will be impacted the most by this work stoppage. Not the vendors, office workers or promoters that have their livelihoods effected from this crap. Oh no. I'm talking about the Groupies. That's right, the Hoochies, Golddiggers, Tramps and Leeches who depend on these players paychecks  for survival.  What will these girls do to compensate until the season starts? Go back and compete for singles at already overcrowded Strip Clubs? Make a shamefull return to Hooters where they probably cussed out the Assit.Manager when T-Mac some player gave her that "big break"? Sad.
      To help to ease some of the burden being put on these poor individuals, I am willing to start a fund and personally send much needed aid to these Strip Clubs, bars, hotels etc. anywhere there is a need. But they need YOU. Anything you will be willing to give (preferably in singles) will help. Send donations to the crash Blessed Salvation, or "BS" for short Fund and I can get started.
Thank you in advance.
You're a true humanitarian.  God bless you, sir ... God bless you.
He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet.  
#6 | 1058 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You're a true humanitarian.  God bless you, sir ... God bless you.
If every man does a little, a lot gets done...
Top Chef Texas!  
#7 | 1058 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
If every man does a little, a lot gets done...
Testify.
He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet.  
#8 | 1058 days ago

Not to be a jerk, but now that Ash isn't posting dudes in the intro of F/E, why are we still doing these? Technically it's a dupe poll and we're supposed to do something about those but I figured there might be some reason behind it of which I'm simply not aware.


Also, Kevin...What the crap happened to Extreme Chef? I don't know if that's one that you watch on Food Network or not but you're my Food Network dude and I'm hoping you have the answer. Also - with this "Next Iron Chef" deal - is it similar to "Food Network Star" where there are all sorts of great chefs competing for a regular spot on Iron Chef? Thnx for any info you can give me. 
1 day till the return of Beavis and Butthead  
#9 | 1058 days ago

Gotta love Sloan....



#10 | 1058 days ago

Kevin, I almost posted that picture of Padma last night....but the oral thing in the other pic...well, it did something to me.

Top Chef Texas!  
#11 | 1058 days ago

 Wow, I've never liked cooking all that much and I sure don't watch it on TV, but I so wouldn't mind cooking something up with this woman in the kitchen...the bedroom...the hallway...the 
#12 | 1058 days ago

Women in India are some of the most beautiful women in the world

#13 | 1058 days ago

Are those contacts or are blue eyes still common to India in a way I'd never imagined?
#14 | 1058 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Jess wrote:
Not to be a jerk, but now that Ash isn't posting dudes in the intro of F/E, why are we still doing these? Technically it's a dupe poll and we're supposed to do something about those but I figured there might be some reason behind it of which I'm simply not aware.


Also, Kevin...What the crap happened to Extreme Chef? I don't know if that's one that you watch on Food Network or not but you're my Food Network dude and I'm hoping you have the answer. Also - with this "Next Iron Chef" deal - is it similar to "Food Network Star" where there are all sorts of great chefs competing for a regular spot on Iron Chef? Thnx for any info you can give me. 
With Jason gone until tomorrow, he asked me to run Non Douche Filter till his return. I know he said that it was going to be up till Ash stopped posting douchebags in the intro to Filter. But he didn't ask me to do it till he returned or Ash stopped. I am simply continuing my agreement that I made to Jason. I know that I could have probably stopped doing this on last Friday, but when I make a commitment I stick to it.

I never watched Extreme Chef, I tried to watch an episode and thought it was r-worded. I changed the channel 10 minutes in and never watched it again. I can only guess that it was canceled due to low ratings, or they are filming more episodes right now. Next Iron Chef is nothing like Food Network Star. It is all about the food and the chefs ability to improvise at a moments notice. It is more like Top Chef meets Chopped. They have changed the format for this seasons show, every episode will have a challenge then two of the contestants will face off in a mini Iron Chef showdown. The winner of this season will become the new Iron Chef. This season is loaded with established Food Network stars, there are a few other people, like Spike Mendelsohn(he has been on 2 seasons of Top Chef).

On a side note, I believe that between Episode 3 and 8, Spike will piss of Robert Irvine(if neither have been eliminated) and Irvine will attempt to drown Spike in the prep sink.
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' s*!t, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?  
#15 | 1058 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
With Jason gone until tomorrow, he asked me to run Non Douche Filter till his return. I know he said that it was going to be up till Ash stopped posting douchebags in the intro to Filter. But he didn't ask me to do it till he returned or Ash stopped. I am simply continuing my agreement that I made to Jason. I know that I could have probably stopped doing this on last Friday, but when I make a commitment I stick to it.

I never watched Extreme Chef, I tried to watch an episode and thought it was r-worded. I changed the channel 10 minutes in and never watched it again. I can only guess that it was canceled due to low ratings, or they are filming more episodes right now. Next Iron Chef is nothing like Food Network Star. It is all about the food and the chefs ability to improvise at a moments notice. It is more like Top Chef meets Chopped. They have changed the format for this seasons show, every episode will have a challenge then two of the contestants will face off in a mini Iron Chef showdown. The winner of this season will become the new Iron Chef. This season is loaded with established Food Network stars, there are a few other people, like Spike Mendelsohn(he has been on 2 seasons of Top Chef).

On a side note, I believe that between Episode 3 and 8, Spike will piss of Robert Irvine(if neither have been eliminated) and Irvine will attempt to drown Spike in the prep sink.
 Oh I didn't figure Next Iron Chef would be like Food Network star in the actual food and cooking respect...I just meant similar to as in the winner gets a regular spot.

And LOL @ Irvine attempting to drown Spike. I'd love to see something like that. Can't wait.
1 day till the return of Beavis and Butthead  
#16 | 1058 days ago
18packabs (+)

Did somebody say FOOD?
#17 | 1057 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
With Jason gone until tomorrow, he asked me to run Non Douche Filter till his return. I know he said that it was going to be up till Ash stopped posting douchebags in the intro to Filter. But he didn't ask me to do it till he returned or Ash stopped. I am simply continuing my agreement that I made to Jason. I know that I could have probably stopped doing this on last Friday, but when I make a commitment I stick to it.

I never watched Extreme Chef, I tried to watch an episode and thought it was r-worded. I changed the channel 10 minutes in and never watched it again. I can only guess that it was canceled due to low ratings, or they are filming more episodes right now. Next Iron Chef is nothing like Food Network Star. It is all about the food and the chefs ability to improvise at a moments notice. It is more like Top Chef meets Chopped. They have changed the format for this seasons show, every episode will have a challenge then two of the contestants will face off in a mini Iron Chef showdown. The winner of this season will become the new Iron Chef. This season is loaded with established Food Network stars, there are a few other people, like Spike Mendelsohn(he has been on 2 seasons of Top Chef).

On a side note, I believe that between Episode 3 and 8, Spike will piss of Robert Irvine(if neither have been eliminated) and Irvine will attempt to drown Spike in the prep sink.
Thanks Kevin for keeping this up.  I knew she would eventually stop posting douches in Filter.   I know who i can trust to bring the f**kawesome from now on.
1 day till the return of Beavis and Butthead  
#18 | 1057 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Thanks Kevin for keeping this up.  I knew she would eventually stop posting douches in Filter.   I know who i can trust to bring the f**kawesome from now on.
Welcome back dude...
Top Chef Texas!  

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