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1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?
2. When was the last time you cried?
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?
5. Lights on or off?
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
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#2 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Last I recall was in July when I got the call from my mom that my uncle passed away
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Grey
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Putting laundry away
5. Lights on or off? Dim or off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? I think I could make prison fun if I had to. Attitude is the paintbrush of the mind...
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. What you make it.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Ugh. If I have to pick, Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Mambo No. 5 cuz it has my name in it.
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#1 | 886 days ago

(Edited by alainpeartree)
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? yes and non means no
2. When was the last time you cried? 2/28/09 - oldest and best friend died the day before his 46th birthday
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? burgubdy
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? cleaning windows the old- fashioned way - newspaper, vinegar & water
5. Lights on or off? depends on who
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? executed
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is_____bliss___.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Injuns
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Barry White's Practice what you preach
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#2 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Last I recall was in July when I got the call from my mom that my uncle passed away
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Grey
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Putting laundry away
5. Lights on or off? Dim or off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? I think I could make prison fun if I had to. Attitude is the paintbrush of the mind...
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. What you make it.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Ugh. If I have to pick, Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Mambo No. 5 cuz it has my name in it.
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#3 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday. My brother is home and he made a speech at dinner.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Black
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Folding and putting away laundry
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed. I would never survive prison.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. Pointless
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? It's Raining Men
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#4 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  With all the gays around me at all times, do I really need to answer?
2. When was the last time you cried?  Last week, maybe more than once, I don't remember exactly.  
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  White.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Putting a shirt on just to tell you what color it is.
5. Lights on or off?  On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?  Prison, then I could finally have my own Morgan Freeman narrative going on in my head on a daily basis without it being (too) weird.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.  ...not for everyone.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Ughh, I don't wanna pick one, but I guess the Cowboys.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?  The Chicken Parm Song 
#5 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? No
2. When was the last time you cried? Birth?
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Light Blue
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Mowing grass
5. Lights on or off? off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? executed
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. insanity
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
Lady GaGa, Edge of Glory.
#6 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?-----Yes.
2. When was the last time you cried?---Friday....and it was more of a "I remember, I miss you" kind of a thing.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?----cream
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?----putting together homework. If I could depend on parents to review things with their kids, I don't think this would be necessary.
5. Lights on or off?---on when it's something that needs being seeing, off when I can give a F.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?---executed
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is_not for everyone_______.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? I'm in a pickle....>i like the red man, but I still remember the jerkholes from Washington when they were good.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?---Baby's Got Back
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#7 | 886 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Plenty of times.
2. When was the last time you cried? Saturday before last.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Brown
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Putting away laundry
5. Lights on or off? Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? I don't think I'm prison material so execution...maybe. Maybe not, in prison, my kid can see me. I don't know.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. overrated.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? I would like to say Injuns but they seem to be completely ridiculous, so Cowboys by default.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Man, I feel like a woman by Shania.
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#8 | 886 days ago

1.  Yes. 
2.  About two hours ago.
3.  Brown.
4.  getting into a conflict
5.  off
6.  execution
7.  compromise
8.  Redskins
9.  You Took Advantage of Me by Linda Ronstadt
#9 | 886 days ago

sure have...................in football..............

saturday...for my son.....as his football team ended a 29 game losing streak............HE WORKS SOOOOO HARD FOR IT...........
black and red
GOING TO WORK..........duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.........
OFF..................
EXECUTED....get it over with..............
every emotion you can imagine..............
COWBOYS...............guns over arrows.....anyday..........
MY DING A LING..............
#10 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Yes
2. When was the last time you cried?  been awhile
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  white
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Waiting at a drawbridge
5. Lights on or off?  On unless it's time to sleep,
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?  Prison, I have a lot of books to catch up on.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.  not for me
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Redskins, I hate the Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
         The Yellow Rose of Texas
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#11 | 886 days ago
BDV4U (+)

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Friday when I had to go to my ex's to have an intervention with my 10-year-old for what happened at school
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Navy
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Dealing with my ex
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed immediately
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. An institution, just like prisons and insane asylums!
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? F*** 'EM ALL! Lived in St. Louis when Cardinals were in NFC East (Yes, that old!)
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Wind Beneath My Wings
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#12 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Last Night
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Grey
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Gutting deer
5. Lights on or off? Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? In prison
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. Not for everybody
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Barbie Girl
#13 | 886 days ago

 1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Yep
2. When was the last time you cried?  Really Cried?  Been about 3 years i think.  Angie might still have the voicemail.  Teared Up?  recently.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  White
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Cleaning Bathrooms
5. Lights on or off?  For what?  probably off.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?  Executed.  Save the money.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.  Overrated.  I don't condemn it, but I don't recommend it either.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Redskins.  You forgot to edit Cow***s.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?  Crash by DMB
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#14 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  I wouldn't say 'hit on' but stalked a bit till I made clear a few things.
2. When was the last time you cried? Last week, the afore mentioned converstaion with my wife and 18 year old 'little girl'
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Tan..military undershirt, pretty much every day.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? These things
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Death
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. Tough but in the end worth it if you make it through it
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? DALLAS MF'IN COWBOYS baby!
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? It's Raining Men.
#15 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?Nop, PMs in here count?
2. When was the last time you cried?Two days ago
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?Black
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Folding clothes ugh...
5. Lights on or off? Is there an off position for an electric switch? I mean in my house they're always on. We are talking about that right?
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? I cant even stand being stuck in my house when I'm sick, bring the guillotine, electric chair or whatever.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.a nice party?
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
Only you
#16 | 886 days ago

1.yes
2.yesterday
3.blue
4.cleaning the toilet
5.off
6.prison
7.compromise
8.injuns/redskins
9.Luther Vandross/Dance with my Father
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#17 | 886 days ago

(this should be fun)
1) Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  I don't think so. I am a definite turn-off to guys (thank goodness)
2)  When was the last time you cried?  At my mom's funeral
3)  What color shirt are you wearing? A beige polo shirt (It's still 82 degrees outside)
4) What is the ONE thing you hate doing?  I hate doing yard work...but I'm good at it, so what can I do?
5) Lights on or off?  Under normal circumstances, on (I might want to reach out and grab something)
6)  Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Black man in Texas, you know I'm getting the needle
7) Finish the sentence:  Marriage is eternal bliss until or unless "the s#!t hits the fan"...
8)  Cowboys or Injuns? Being a Texans fan, I can't go Dallas so Redskins by default.
9) We're all at the Karaoke Bar. It's your turn to pick the song for originalcrash78 (me). What song must he sing?..."I'd Rather Be With You-Hoo Yeah!!" Bootsy's Rubber Band
#18 | 886 days ago


1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes - Been in 1 whole fight
2. When was the last time you cried? Last Funeral maybe
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Black
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? House Cleaning
5. Lights on or off? However she likes it
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Prison - maybe i get a pardon down the line
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.  Not for Me
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
Ice Ice Baby


#19 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? - Many times.  Doesn't really bother me, though.  Just means I'm "pretty."
2. When was the last time you cried? - A few years ago at the end of "Marley and Me."  
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? - Navy blue button up.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? - Going to funerals.  I've never been good around dead people and I never know what to say.  Probably isn't at the top of my most hated list, but I attended a funeral on Friday and it conjured up bad memories.
5. Lights on or off? - Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? - Would you like to know what I want as a last meal?
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. - Overrated.  
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? - Skins....I guess.  Don't particularly care about either team.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? - You Raise Me Up by Josh Groban
#20 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?... YES
2. When was the last time you cried?...WHEN MY MOTHER DIED
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?...LT. GREEN
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?...PAINTING INSIDE WALLS/CEILINGS
5. Lights on or off?...ON LOW
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?...SHOOT ME
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________GREAT, BUT NOT FOR EVERYBODY
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?...BOYZ OVA SKINS
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
...ANYTHING BY ADELITA'S WAY
#21 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Birth
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Black
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Waiting
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is not for everyone.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Skins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Transylvania - Iron Maiden
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#22 | 886 days ago

Lots of Dallas haters on here I see...
#23 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes

2. When was the last time you cried? When My Tony Passed Away in 2005

3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Orange

4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Dishes

5. Lights on or off? Off

6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed

7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. A Balance Of Give & Take

8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? NEITHER

9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
Paradise City By Guns N' Roses
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#24 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes.
2. When was the last time you cried? Just watched a video of a son, home from Afghanistan, surprising his parents. Shed a few tears.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Black
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? getting my haircut. I don't know why.
5. Lights on or off? off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? execution, i think
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. 2 people consenting to spend their lives together.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? The racist-named team
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? "We Found Love"
#25 | 886 days ago

Dear Ash, Kat, ElvisinGA, & Jessnic,
     Y'all got jokes, huh?
             sincerely,
                  me
P.S Janet, The Chicken Parm Song made me tear up, a little...
#26 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? ~ Sort of, I couldn't tell exactly. More of a hint. I've been hit too, and I punched back.

2. When was the last time you cried? ~ When my Mom passed.

3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Green.

4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?~ Shaving.

5. Lights on or off? ~ On.

6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?~ Life, then around 70-75 yrs old, Shot with bows and arrows.

7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. ~ An assortment of experiences.

8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins.

9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? ~ "Paperback Writer"
Beatles.
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#27 | 886 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes

2. When was the last time you cried? When My Tony Passed Away in 2005

3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Orange

4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Dishes

5. Lights on or off? Off

6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed

7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. A Balance Of Give & Take

8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? NEITHER

9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
Paradise City By Guns N' Roses
 Neither isn't an option.
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#28 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Nope...not cute enough
2. When was the last time you cried?  Mother's funeral a couple years ago.  (Although, like Kant above, last night I saw a compilation of military surprising loved ones - girlfriends, wives, kids - coming home)
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  Dark Blue with Black stripes
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Yardwork
5. Lights on or off?  Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Plenty of time to read and learn new things in prison.  (Although, that might change answer to question #1)
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. a fine balance involving compromise.  (Which includes my wife ordering something, and me agreeing to it.)
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?    No preference, but since my sister lives there, I'll choose Cowboys.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?  My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry
#29 | 886 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Birth
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Black
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Waiting
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is not for everyone.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Skins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Transylvania - Iron Maiden

lol Chris is supposed to sing, that way he would spend the whole song humming

#30 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?-They hit me hard, but I rarely went down. I usually just hit back.
2. When was the last time you cried?-The last time I watched Rudy
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?-Not wearing one, not going to put one on just to appease you.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?-Laundry, which I happen to be doing right now.
5. Lights on or off?-Depends on the activity, for example reading at night, on, kind of hard to do otherwise. Sleeping, off, same reason as reading.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?-Spend my life in prison, I would be forced to join the AB, since I already have shamrocks tattooed on me.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.-overrated
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?-Cowboys of course
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?-
1. I wouldn't go to a Karaoke bar.
2. I wouldn't sing, I don't sing.
3. As if point number 2 on this question isn't enough, I never have and never will sing a song to another man. Things like that tend to lead to the problem mentioned in question one of this poll.

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#31 | 886 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?-They hit me hard, but I rarely went down. I usually just hit back.
2. When was the last time you cried?-The last time I watched Rudy
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?-Not wearing one, not going to put one on just to appease you.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?-Laundry, which I happen to be doing right now.
5. Lights on or off?-Depends on the activity, for example reading at night, on, kind of hard to do otherwise. Sleeping, off, same reason as reading.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?-Spend my life in prison, I would be forced to join the AB, since I already have shamrocks tattooed on me.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.-overrated
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?-Cowboys of course
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?-
1. I wouldn't go to a Karaoke bar.
2. I wouldn't sing, I don't sing.
3. As if point number 2 on this question isn't enough, I never have and never will sing a song to another man. Things like that tend to lead to the problem mentioned in question one of this poll.

  We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?-

You don't have to sing. You have to pick a song for Crash to sing.
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#32 | 886 days ago

Jess wrote:
  We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?-

You don't have to sing. You have to pick a song for Crash to sing.
Regardless, whether I am right or wrong on points 2 and 3. See point 1 of my answer for my answer to this question. 
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#33 | 886 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?-They hit me hard, but I rarely went down. I usually just hit back.
2. When was the last time you cried?-The last time I watched Rudy
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?-Not wearing one, not going to put one on just to appease you.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?-Laundry, which I happen to be doing right now.
5. Lights on or off?-Depends on the activity, for example reading at night, on, kind of hard to do otherwise. Sleeping, off, same reason as reading.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?-Spend my life in prison, I would be forced to join the AB, since I already have shamrocks tattooed on me.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.-overrated
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?-Cowboys of course
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?-
1. I wouldn't go to a Karaoke bar.
2. I wouldn't sing, I don't sing.
3. As if point number 2 on this question isn't enough, I never have and never will sing a song to another man. Things like that tend to lead to the problem mentioned in question one of this poll.

 Well, of course, YOU don't have to put on one, lover! Flirty 2

 
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#34 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? I took a hockey stick to the nose a couple months or so again and my eyes wouldn't stop wtering
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Blue
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Putting laundry away
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Prison
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. the beginning of the end of your life
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? WIndtalkers
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Copacabana
#35 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Probably
2. When was the last time you cried? Don't remember exactly, but I'm guessing somewhat recently. It's been a tough year.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Blue
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Laundry
5. Lights on or off? On (What's the context here? Is it what I think it is?)
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? You Dropped the Bomb On Me
#36 | 886 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Yes... O.O
2. When was the last time you cried? Ummm, beginning of the month. My bitch riding instructor told me she was done babysitting a 16 year old and to pick up my shit cuz i was kicked out. I cried to my best friends boyfriend, kinda embarrasing acctually :s
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? nave blue with orange so over it writtedn accross the front.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Talking about feelings xD
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? executed....
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. DEATH!
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? cOWBOOOOOYS
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
When I think of you I touch myself by blondie :D
#37 | 886 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Yes... O.O
2. When was the last time you cried? Ummm, beginning of the month. My bitch riding instructor told me she was done babysitting a 16 year old and to pick up my shit cuz i was kicked out. I cried to my best friends boyfriend, kinda embarrasing acctually :s
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? nave blue with orange so over it writtedn accross the front.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Talking about feelings xD
5. Lights on or off? On
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? executed....
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. DEATH!
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? cOWBOOOOOYS
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
When I think of you I touch myself by blondie :D
I Touch Myself was by the Divinyls....
#38 | 886 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I Touch Myself was by the Divinyls....
Shhhh, it's a secret....
#39 | 885 days ago

 1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? No.
2. When was the last time you cried? I can't remember.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Black.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Bathroom Duty.
5. Lights on or off? Off.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Prison.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. Great when it works and completely miserable it does not.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? 'Skins.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
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#40 | 885 days ago

#9 . The one thing I hate doing is analizing my life to much
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#41 | 885 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes. My ex had a gay friend that would try to make me feel uncomfortable. It worked.
2. When was the last time you cried? Divorce hearing
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Blue
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Waking up to an alarm
5. Lights on or off? Lights on...especially on dress up night
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Euthanize me, please
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. You don't want me to answer this one
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Mandy by Barry Manilow
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#42 | 885 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? 6-7 months ago when i realized that i can't really live my life the way i want to.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Blue
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Explaining something to someone who i know will not understand it.
5. Lights on or off? off.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed refer #2
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. not what you expect it to be.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Cowboys I really don't know the Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Hot n cold
#43 | 885 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?Yes...once
2. When was the last time you cried? Few months ago
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? White
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Fighting with wife
5. Lights on or off?On, but dim, or off with fireplace going
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?Prison, I guess
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.The EYE-OPENER (because love is blind)
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? "Skins....NOT a Cowboys fan (sorry The Kevin)
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?Livin' la Vida Loca
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#44 | 885 days ago

ElvisinGA wrote:
Lots of Dallas haters on here I see...
Well, I'm considering changing my answer based on your answer to #4, ***!
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#45 | 885 days ago

 1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes, I played hard to get and he got over it.
2. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday, and Sunday, and Saturday, I think I took Friday off.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? Green, white, and gray. 
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? I hate doing the day before payday.
5. Lights on or off? On when I'm doing stuff and off when I am not doing stuff.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed, I hate dragging things out.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. A ****er ****er.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? That Titanic song by Celine Deon.
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#46 | 885 days ago

VIOLET wrote:

lol Chris is supposed to sing, that way he would spend the whole song humming

I think you're the only person that caught that.
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#47 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Well, I'm considering changing my answer based on your answer to #4, ***!
Well, I really love you...only reason I did it.  That has to count for something huh? :)
#48 | 885 days ago

ElvisinGA wrote:
Well, I really love you...only reason I did it.  That has to count for something huh? :)
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#49 | 885 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? No.

2. When was the last time you cried? October 12, 2011..the ten year anniversary of my mom's death.

3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? gray, with a cartoon cow printed on it.

4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? going to the doctor.

5. Lights on or off?  for what?

6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? prison...three meals, shower, a bed and a exercise area...all free!
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. wonderful with the right person.

8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins.

9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? "I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner
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#50 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Neither isn't an option.
it is if i make it an option
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#51 | 885 days ago

ElvisinGA wrote:
Lots of Dallas haters on here I see...
If you read the responses, neither is a real favorite, but hard choices had to be made...:D
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#52 | 885 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
it is if i make it an option
Well, you can't make it an option in MY poll.
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#53 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm crushed...just crushed.
#54 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Well, you can't make it an option in MY poll.
That just happened. 
#55 | 885 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Ugh...  Yes.
2. When was the last time you cried?  I think it was when I was still married the ex miscarried....  A number of years ago now.  Might have been an instance more recent but that is the one I keenly remember.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  Purple.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Housework.
5. Lights on or off?  On.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?  Just throw the switch.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.  A lot of work.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Cowboys.  If it's NFL related then neither because I just don't care.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?  Perhaps I am old and out of touch but I do not understand this reference...
#56 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I can love you in the morning
I can love you all day
I can love you even more when I get home
I can love you every second
to the ends of the earth
Where needing you's the only thing that's on
my broken one track mind

(Chorus)
Girl, I love you crazy
It comes so easy, after all we had
I could love you with all my heart
But the hardest part is
I just can't love you back


I could write a thousand letters
Call a hundred times a day
Or try to drown my sorrow at the bar
I could go down to the church
Get on my knees and pray
But it still won't change the way things really are
Won't bring you back again

(Chorus)

I can love you for all I'm worth
To the ends of the earth
But I just can't love you back
#57 | 885 days ago

ElvisinGA wrote:
I can love you in the morning
I can love you all day
I can love you even more when I get home
I can love you every second
to the ends of the earth
Where needing you's the only thing that's on
my broken one track mind

(Chorus)
Girl, I love you crazy
It comes so easy, after all we had
I could love you with all my heart
But the hardest part is
I just can't love you back


I could write a thousand letters
Call a hundred times a day
Or try to drown my sorrow at the bar
I could go down to the church
Get on my knees and pray
But it still won't change the way things really are
Won't bring you back again

(Chorus)

I can love you for all I'm worth
To the ends of the earth
But I just can't love you back
LMAO! Stop that.




(Someone explain how to pick a karaoke song for someone else to ML31, please)
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#58 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
LMAO! Stop that.




(Someone explain how to pick a karaoke song for someone else to ML31, please)
LOL...I thought that was a great one considering. :)
#59 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Ugh...  Yes.
2. When was the last time you cried?  I think it was when I was still married the ex miscarried....  A number of years ago now.  Might have been an instance more recent but that is the one I keenly remember.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  Purple.
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Housework.
5. Lights on or off?  On.
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?  Just throw the switch.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.  A lot of work.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Cowboys.  If it's NFL related then neither because I just don't care.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?  Perhaps I am old and out of touch but I do not understand this reference...
This is the definition of Karaoke:
a form of entertainment in which patrons, as in a bar, take turns singing popular songs into a microphone accompanied by prerecorded music played on a special device, with the lyrics displayed on a screen.

Now that you know that, pick a song you'd like the Faniq member named "Originalcrash78" to sing.
 
Do I need to define the word "song" too?
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#60 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
LMAO! Stop that.




(Someone explain how to pick a karaoke song for someone else to ML31, please)
I would but somehow it would turn into a 300 post argument about the best way to pick a song.
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#61 | 885 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
This is the definition of Karaoke:
a form of entertainment in which patrons, as in a bar, take turns singing popular songs into a microphone accompanied by prerecorded music played on a special device, with the lyrics displayed on a screen.

Now that you know that, pick a song you'd like the Faniq member named "Originalcrash78" to sing.
 
Do I need to define the word "song" too?
Thanks for the smart ass response.    However nowhere did I claim to not understand the definitions of the words used.  I said I did not understand the reference.  I think it was obvious that reference was towards 'Crash (originalcrash+some number)'. 

Now that I know what that was all about, I can say that I cannot answer that question as I have no clue who this person is/was.

Here is something for you to learn....  Offered in the same spirit you gave me.

Definition of REFERENCE

1
: the act of referring or consulting
2
: a bearing on a matter : relation <in reference to your recent letter>
3
: something that refers: as a : allusion, mention b : something (as a sign or indication) that refers a reader or consulter to another source of information (as a book or passage) c : consultation of sources of information

#62 | 885 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I would but somehow it would turn into a 300 post argument about the best way to pick a song.

Oh goodness, that made my eyes water before I even started to laugh!



and ^^^^ rut roh!

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#63 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Thanks for the smart ass response.    However nowhere did I claim to not understand the definitions of the words used.  I said I did not understand the reference.  I think it was obvious that reference was towards 'Crash (originalcrash+some number)'. 

Now that I know what that was all about, I can say that I cannot answer that question as I have no clue who this person is/was.

Here is something for you to learn....  Offered in the same spirit you gave me.

Definition of REFERENCE

1
: the act of referring or consulting
2
: a bearing on a matter : relation <in reference to your recent letter>
3
: something that refers: as a : allusion, mention b : something (as a sign or indication) that refers a reader or consulter to another source of information (as a book or passage) c : consultation of sources of information

#64 | 885 days ago
BDV4U (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
LMAO! Stop that.




(Someone explain how to pick a karaoke song for someone else to ML31, please)
No, because he would just go off on some rant that originalcrash78 has to do with the MLB Wild Card system or the inequity of high-salary payrolls in the 4 major sports! LMAO
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#65 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
LMAO! Stop that.




(Someone explain how to pick a karaoke song for someone else to ML31, please)
Good grief...  Does anyone here know how to read?
#66 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
No more than woody.
#67 | 885 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?   No
2. When was the last time you cried?   Yesterday
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  Beige
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Making my bed
5. Lights on or off? Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Kill me and have it over with...lol
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. not for everyone!!!
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
  "We own the Night by Lady Antebellum
#68 | 885 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
No, because he would just go off on some rant that originalcrash78 has to do with the MLB Wild Card system or the inequity of high-salary payrolls in the 4 major sports! LMAO
What the f**k?
#69 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Thanks for the smart ass response.    However nowhere did I claim to not understand the definitions of the words used.  I said I did not understand the reference.  I think it was obvious that reference was towards 'Crash (originalcrash+some number)'. 

Now that I know what that was all about, I can say that I cannot answer that question as I have no clue who this person is/was.

Here is something for you to learn....  Offered in the same spirit you gave me.

Definition of REFERENCE

1
: the act of referring or consulting
2
: a bearing on a matter : relation <in reference to your recent letter>
3
: something that refers: as a : allusion, mention b : something (as a sign or indication) that refers a reader or consulter to another source of information (as a book or passage) c : consultation of sources of information

You're welcome for the smart ass response

In reference to your post about not knowing the reference: If you would of been more precise as to which reference you were referring to, I could of been more precise with my reply to your lack of knowing the reference.
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#70 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
No more than woody.
I don't know Woody personally, but I don't think he has an angry bone in his body.  You on the other hand...you're more angry than a fat kid at fat camp.

Try again, sport! 
#71 | 885 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
You're welcome for the smart ass response

In reference to your post about not knowing the reference: If you would of been more precise as to which reference you were referring to, I could of been more precise with my reply to your lack of knowing the reference.
Sorry.  I guess I assumed too much.  What I wrote would normally be enough for most folks I know to get it.
#72 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I don't know Woody personally, but I don't think he has an angry bone in his body.  You on the other hand...you're more angry than a fat kid at fat camp.

Try again, sport! 
Sounds like you know me just as well as Woody.

I can hear your slow burn starting already....
#73 | 885 days ago

AngelicRoxie wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?   No
2. When was the last time you cried?   Yesterday
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  Beige
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Making my bed
5. Lights on or off? Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Kill me and have it over with...lol
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. not for everyone!!!
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
  "We own the Night by Lady Antebellum
cute
#74 | 885 days ago

 See Ash! What did I tell you?! Look at what you have done!
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#75 | 885 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
woody050681 wrote:
You're welcome for the smart ass response

In reference to your post about not knowing the reference: If you would of been more precise as to which reference you were referring to, I could of been more precise with my reply to your lack of knowing the reference.
I can read!....on a 5th grade level!
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#76 | 885 days ago

curt200586518 wrote:
cute
I'm sure your answer for #4 would be the same as mine...hehe
#77 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I can read!....on a 5th grade level!
Congratulations Friiiiinnndd

But why did you reply to me? I in no way referenced your reading ability. Do I need to refer you to the poster that did?
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#78 | 885 days ago
BDV4U (+)

ML31 wrote:
What the f**k?
Well you said you knew what karaoke was, but not who Crash was, so I was helping you out, buddy!
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#79 | 885 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Congratulations Friiiiinnndd

But why did you reply to me? I in no way referenced your reading ability. Do I need to refer you to the poster that did?
Nope!


Kevin, .
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#80 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Sounds like you know me just as well as Woody.

I can hear your slow burn starting already....
#81 | 885 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Congratulations Friiiiinnndd

But why did you reply to me? I in no way referenced your reading ability. Do I need to refer you to the poster that did?
Education in action.   Now let's hope to never see the same mistake again! 
#82 | 885 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
Well you said you knew what karaoke was, but not who Crash was, so I was helping you out, buddy!
Yes, I'm aware of Mr. "Crash" Davis.  

I will thank you not to "help me out" in that fashion ever again.
#83 | 885 days ago

Hey ML - Avatar bet on the Hawks/Sharks game?  We'll discuss the terms so long as you man up. 
#84 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I guess you've decided this thread is now about arbitrary gifs..

OK...  Here's one.
#85 | 885 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Congratulations Friiiiinnndd

But why did you reply to me? I in no way referenced your reading ability. Do I need to refer you to the poster that did?
Did you learn something?
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#86 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
I guess you've decided this thread is now about arbitrary gifs..

OK...  Here's one.
It wasn't arbitrary. 

Try again, champ!
#87 | 885 days ago

Come on guys....can someone fill me in when this sh** starts?  

*kicks rocks*
#88 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Did you learn something?
Yeah, I learned who Originalcrash78 was and I learned what the definition of Karaoke is.

Oh and I also learned that you can read at a 5th grade level
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#89 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
It wasn't arbitrary. 

Try again, champ!
Unless you were demonstrating how much you "missed the ball" then I'm pretty sure it was.
#90 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Unless you were demonstrating how much you "missed the ball" then I'm pretty sure it was.
We all have our bad days.  Go home, crack a Zima, pop in your Milli Vanilli CD, and tell yourself things will go better tomorrow. 

If Zima doesn't do the trick, try an appletini.  They're right up your alley. 
#91 | 885 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  Not that I know of.
2. When was the last time you cried?   When our family dog passed.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?
White
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? 
Dishes
5. Lights on or off? 
Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?
Prison
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.
Fun most of the time
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins all the way!!!!!!
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?  IDK who crash is, but how about he sings Father of mine by Everclear!
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#92 | 885 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yeah, I learned who Originalcrash78 was and I learned what the definition of Karaoke is.

Oh and I also learned that you can read at a 5th grade level
Well, that sounds like a very good day of learnin'!
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#93 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
We all have our bad days.  Go home, crack a Zima, pop in your Milli Vanilli CD, and tell yourself things will go better tomorrow. 

If Zima doesn't do the trick, try an appletini.  They're right up your alley. 
True, we all have them.   But I'm not having a bad day.  

I'm sure those things help you when you are down but what works for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
#94 | 885 days ago

... I hate this poll now.



(And by hate, I mean love.)



#95 | 885 days ago

WOW this poll took a horrible turn. horrible.
#96 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Unless you were demonstrating how much you "missed the ball" then I'm pretty sure it was.
Kinda like you missed the ball on how the wildcards in MLB didn't make a $h*t because it was only second place?
#97 | 885 days ago

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#98 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
True, we all have them.   But I'm not having a bad day.  

I'm sure those things help you when you are down but what works for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I thought I pegged you.  Must of been wrong about the Milli Vanilli suggestion.  You're more of a Nelson guy, right? 
#99 | 885 days ago

F'n Bears fans!
#100 | 885 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Kinda like you missed the ball on how the wildcards in MLB didn't make a $h*t because it was only second place?
A:  I never claimed MLB wild cards don't "make a $h*t".  Whatever that means.

B:  My stance on MLB wild cards is an example of hitting the ball right on the screws.  

When making analogies it's best if they actually work.
#101 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I thought I pegged you.  Must of been wrong about the Milli Vanilli suggestion.  You're more of a Nelson guy, right? 
You think a lot of things...
#102 | 885 days ago

It's getting better though.
#103 | 885 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
... I hate this poll now.



(And by hate, I mean love.)



I'd just like to point out that I didn't start it...for once. 
#104 | 885 days ago
BDV4U (+)

ML31 wrote:
Yes, I'm aware of Mr. "Crash" Davis.  

I will thank you not to "help me out" in that fashion ever again.
Someone has to hold your hand while you continue to make all these wonderful friends everywhere you tread on here! ROFLMMFAO

This is a car wreck, train wreck, house explosion and face plant all rolled into one!
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#105 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'd just like to point out that I didn't start it...for once. 
So then I shouldn't be thanking you?  OK then, moving on.
#106 | 885 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
So then I shouldn't be thanking you?  OK then, moving on.
Negative.  Woody gets the props for this one.  However, I'm sure I'll start some sh*t in the near future.  Stay tuned. 
#107 | 885 days ago

#108 | 885 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
janet011685 wrote:
So then I shouldn't be thanking you?  OK then, moving on.
Yeah it was me. Serious boredom at work will cause a man to go insane.

Thank god opening day of firearm deer season only comes once a year, because we have had zero customers and 3/4 of my co-workers are gone.

Wait.....I didn't start this (by myself) Ashlie asked for help picking a Karaoke song for Crash from ML31. I just obliged her request
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#109 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'd just like to point out that I didn't start it...for once. 
On that particular item we can agree!
#110 | 885 days ago

#111 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Well, you can't make it an option in MY poll.
i'm pretty sure i just did...deal with it
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#112 | 885 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
... I hate this poll now.



(And by hate, I mean love.)



 really?  because i'm just on hate.

anything>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.internet p***ing matches.
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#113 | 885 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
Someone has to hold your hand while you continue to make all these wonderful friends everywhere you tread on here! ROFLMMFAO

This is a car wreck, train wreck, house explosion and face plant all rolled into one!
Unlike many other interneters, my friends tend to be of the real flesh and blood kind.  Not of the virtual type.  I'm just here for fun.  If some people want to be "unfriendly" it's not my concern.  I'll still enjoy it either way.
#114 | 885 days ago

 
#115 | 885 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Jason_ wrote:
And we're somewhere over-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HERE
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#116 | 885 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 really?  because i'm just on hate.

anything>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.internet p***ing matches.
Ehh, just...
#117 | 885 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
i'm pretty sure i just did...deal with it
Oh snap!  Sh*t just got real. 
#118 | 885 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yeah it was me. Serious boredom at work will cause a man to go insane.

Thank god opening day of firearm deer season only comes once a year, because we have had zero customers and 3/4 of my co-workers are gone.

Wait.....I didn't start this (by myself) Ashlie asked for help picking a Karaoke song for Crash from ML31. I just obliged her request
Instead of commenting to me about something I never asked about, you could have explained to those who failed to understand the obvious that I wasn't asking how to select a song for someone. 

Or, you could have simply explained the 'Crash' thing without the accompanying attitude.
#119 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Instead of commenting to me about something I never asked about, you could have explained to those who failed to understand the obvious that I wasn't asking how to select a song for someone. 

Or, you could have simply explained the 'Crash' thing without the accompanying attitude.
Now where's the fun in that?
#120 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Instead of commenting to me about something I never asked about, you could have explained to those who failed to understand the obvious that I wasn't asking how to select a song for someone. 

Or, you could have simply explained the 'Crash' thing without the accompanying attitude.
You aren't mad at all.  LOL.  Mark Twain tells more tall tales than ML.

Have fun....gotta run!
#121 | 885 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Now where's the fun in that?
Touche.
#122 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Touche.
You spelled it wrong.  It's a D, as in David.


  
#123 | 885 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
You aren't mad at all.  LOL.  Mark Twain tells more tall tales than ML.

Have fun....gotta run!
Do you really believe what you are shoveling or are you aware of how transparent your posts are?
#124 | 885 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You spelled it wrong.  It's a D, as in David.


  


Don't drag me into whatever it is you have going on with Jack!
#125 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:
I guess you've decided this thread is now about arbitrary gifs..

OK...  Here's one.
 Whoa,...... I'm assuming that was a drill? there's other ppl from the "bomb squad" on the other side.


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#126 | 885 days ago

you can make transparent posts on here? random question, does that mean I have special powers if I can see them?
#127 | 885 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You spelled it wrong.  It's a D, as in David.


  
 You should really edit this....
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#128 | 885 days ago

I just came back in for the Coffee.... just sugar.... Lets see, is this a doorknob? well I'll be darn it is, Ok, ...... I'll uh, hm, just be walking this way,  (Thinks of  Aerosmiths song, hums it, "Walk this way" dah dah dah,"..... and I'll open the door, .... (Door closes)
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#129 | 885 days ago

ML31 wrote:


Don't drag me into whatever it is you have going on with Jack!
Don't worry about her.  She's been pissed at the world since her epilator got caught in her mustache.
#130 | 885 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I think you're the only person that caught that.
Well, that is one of my fav bands. Shame on me if I didn't

It would be funny to see him to do it, though. Nananananananananananana nanananananananananana na na na nananananana na na na nananananana!
#131 | 885 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Drummer99 wrote:
I just came back in for the Coffee.... just sugar.... Lets see, is this a doorknob? well I'll be darn it is, Ok, ...... I'll uh, hm, just be walking this way,  (Thinks of  Aerosmiths song, hums it, "Walk this way" dah dah dah,"..... and I'll open the door, .... (Door closes)
Uh, hey! Hey! Uh, hey! Dude looks like a ...

Oh, wait, wrong Aerosmith song!
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#132 | 885 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
you can make transparent posts on here? random question, does that mean I have special powers if I can see them?
No special powers needed to see most of them.
#133 | 885 days ago

So anyway....
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#134 | 885 days ago

Doin another one...cuz I can.

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?
Only once, to my knowledge
2. When was the last time you cried?
Besides my last answer - probably last time I heard Styx or 3 Doors Down
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?
Black, and it says "Blink 182 - Good Girls Like to Sin"
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?
Going to the dentist
5. Lights on or off?
Depends on what I'm doing...cleaning house? On. Sleeping? OFF...other schtuff? Dim or off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?
Prison still...but put me in a cell with someone like LiLo. I'm pretty sure I could take her.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.
Apparently not too popular around these parts...but it's pretty awesome if you're with the one who's meant for you.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?
Injuns...that was my uncle's favorite team.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
Don't Worry, Be Happy
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#135 | 885 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Don't worry about her.  She's been pissed at the world since her epilator got caught in her mustache.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAA
fart
AHAHAAAAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
#136 | 885 days ago

I like having ML in locker room polls. Can you hang out more here, being it's not baseball season and all?

90-ish days til pitchers & catchers report.
#137 | 885 days ago

Jess wrote:
Doin another one...cuz I can.

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?
Only once, to my knowledge
2. When was the last time you cried?
Besides my last answer - probably last time I heard Styx or 3 Doors Down
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?
Black, and it says "Blink 182 - Good Girls Like to Sin"
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?
Going to the dentist
5. Lights on or off?
Depends on what I'm doing...cleaning house? On. Sleeping? OFF...other schtuff? Dim or off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?
Prison still...but put me in a cell with someone like LiLo. I'm pretty sure I could take her.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.
Apparently not too popular around these parts...but it's pretty awesome if you're with the one who's meant for you.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?
Injuns...that was my uncle's favorite team.
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
Don't Worry, Be Happy
2. When was the last time you cried?
Besides my last answer - probably last time I heard Styx or 3 Doors Down

You're basically an ice queen in everything else, but you get the waterworks going to Styx or 3 Doors Down? What the hell?
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#139 | 885 days ago

#140 | 885 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
Uh, hey! Hey! Uh, hey! Dude looks like a ...

Oh, wait, wrong Aerosmith song!
 
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#141 | 885 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
2. When was the last time you cried?
Besides my last answer - probably last time I heard Styx or 3 Doors Down

You're basically an ice queen in everything else, but you get the waterworks going to Styx or 3 Doors Down? What the hell?
My dad was a huge fan of both bands, and a good friend of mine also loved 3 Doors Down. We played a Styx song at my dad's funeral, and my friend's funeral reception had a slideshow to 3 Doors Down music. Sometimes I can listen to one or the other or both, but most of the time they choke me up.
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#142 | 885 days ago

Everyone's f**kometer snapped at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN AND AIM FOR THEIR HEADS!!!!
#143 | 885 days ago

Jess wrote:
My dad was a huge fan of both bands, and a good friend of mine also loved 3 Doors Down. We played a Styx song at my dad's funeral, and my friend's funeral reception had a slideshow to 3 Doors Down music. Sometimes I can listen to one or the other or both, but most of the time they choke me up.
Ah, I get it now.
#144 | 885 days ago

 
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#145 | 885 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
WOW this poll took a horrible turn. horrible.
My fault.    Terribly sorry. 
#146 | 885 days ago

AngelicRoxie wrote:
1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?   No
2. When was the last time you cried?   Yesterday
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?  Beige
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? Making my bed
5. Lights on or off? Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Kill me and have it over with...lol
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. not for everyone!!!
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)?  Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?
  "We own the Night by Lady Antebellum
Not to be (too much of ) a stickler for details, but

"We owned the Night" by Lady Antebellum

    (Fixed) 
#147 | 885 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Really? Look girl, If you have a problem with the questions that I ask in my f***ing poll, then you should just go ahead and skip it altogether. Make your own, maybe.  I prefer active, fun participation in my polls (see posts...well...every post except yours in this poll, for examples). You aren't the first to not play along in over a year but you are the first to be sort of a ***ch about it when I ask them to play along, therefore, I want you to take your sh***y attitude and go home. I have my own, I don't need yours. I know you like to play this attention seeking game to get the boys to talk to you, all of that clever back and forth, you know? But it won't work with me, mainly because I have a vagina and like boys (and some girls but that's beside the point). I don't have the patience for BS.  So let that "oh snap" moment you just had, carry you through the evening. It was badass, chick, bad.ass. Good day.
what you can dish out atitude but you can't take it??
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#148 | 885 days ago
18packabs (+)

1. No
2. don't remember
3. Gray
4. fat chicks
5. On
6. Execute Me
7. a mutual misunderstanding
8. Steelers
9. Dude Looks like a Lady~Aerosmith
#149 | 885 days ago

WTH!! Maybe I shouldn't take a break, you people act like immature gorillas throwing poo! Whoever would have thought that I would be the voice of reason!
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#150 | 884 days ago

 1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Ummm....a month ago.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)?Grey
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing? I hate running, even though I have to do it. 
5. Lights on or off? Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed so I don't have to suffer. 
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. for those who can stand it.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Dallas Cowboys
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? Pumped Up Kicks- By Foster the People. 
#151 | 884 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Don't worry about her.  She's been pissed at the world since her epilator got caught in her mustache.
It wasn't my mustache.    Shoulda gone with the straight razor, after all. 


#152 | 884 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yeah it was me. Serious boredom at work will cause a man to go insane.

Thank god opening day of firearm deer season only comes once a year, because we have had zero customers and 3/4 of my co-workers are gone.

Wait.....I didn't start this (by myself) Ashlie asked for help picking a Karaoke song for Crash from ML31. I just obliged her request
I kiiiinda started it, but that's only because I couldn't answer it. I can NOT take credit for that awesome explanation of yours. That was all you, friind.


This poll has been a great read btw. You people are ***holes. I'm glad everyone is honest about that. It's easier.
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#153 | 884 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? Yes
2. When was the last time you cried? Don't  remember, so it s been a while
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? White
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Having to go to the store for something after getting home and relaxing.
5. Lights on or off? Off
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed? Executed.
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________. blissful, passsionate, wonderful and compromise.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? Redskins
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing? YMCA - Village People.
#154 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
It wasn't my mustache.    Shoulda gone with the straight razor, after all. 


This works just as well, just remember your safety goggles.

#155 | 884 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Do you really believe what you are shoveling or are you aware of how transparent your posts are?
Shoveling?  Son, it ain't winter quite yet.  As much as I love snow, it can wait until after Turkey Day. 

Have you decided to take me up on the measly little avatar (funny you didn't know what an avatar was) bet or are you a chickensh*t? 
#156 | 884 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
what you can dish out atitude but you can't take it??
I'm convinced you and ML are the same person and that you are trolling us.  Brilliant. 
#157 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
It wasn't my mustache.    Shoulda gone with the straight razor, after all. 


Don't lie.  Your mustache is so thick you are the only person I know that buys razors from Stihl and Homelite instead of Bic and Norelco.
#158 | 884 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Really? Look girl, If you have a problem with the questions that I ask in my f***ing poll, then you should just go ahead and skip it altogether. Make your own, maybe.  I prefer active, fun participation in my polls (see posts...well...every post except yours in this poll, for examples). You aren't the first to not play along in over a year but you are the first to be sort of a ***ch about it when I ask them to play along, therefore, I want you to take your sh***y attitude and go home. I have my own, I don't need yours. I know you like to play this attention seeking game to get the boys to talk to you, all of that clever back and forth, you know? But it won't work with me, mainly because I have a vagina and like boys (and some girls but that's beside the point). I don't have the patience for BS.  So let that "oh snap" moment you just had, carry you through the evening. It was badass, chick, bad.ass. Good day.
Ohhh hiiiist!!!!      
#159 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'm convinced you and ML are the same person and that you are trolling us.  Brilliant. 
LOL Not By  Any Stretch Of The Means....
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#160 | 884 days ago

Where did you find the program that  auto-caps the first letter of every word? 
#161 | 884 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
LOL Not By  Any Stretch Of The Means....
Is that a new saying you just made up?  It's like "not by any stretch of the imagination" meets "not by any means." 

Anyhoo, I think you and ML would make a good couple.  Want me to play matchmaker? 
#162 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Is that a new saying you just made up?  It's like "not by any stretch of the imagination" meets "not by any means." 

Anyhoo, I think you and ML would make a good couple.  Want me to play matchmaker? 
YES!  Be the Q matchmaker!
Motherf**king Chuck Woolery!
#163 | 884 days ago

Jess wrote:
  We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number). What song must he sing?-

You don't have to sing. You have to pick a song for Crash to sing.
I would say we make him sing I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY, lmao
#164 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Shoveling?  Son, it ain't winter quite yet.  As much as I love snow, it can wait until after Turkey Day. 

Have you decided to take me up on the measly little avatar (funny you didn't know what an avatar was) bet or are you a chickensh*t? 
Who says I didn't know what an avatar was?    That is you missing the ball yet again. 
#165 | 884 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Who says I didn't know what an avatar was?    That is you missing the ball yet again. 
What do you mean by "avatar bet"?

Surely a know-it-all such as yourself would not of asked this question if you knew what an avatar was.  That said, I give you props for coming back for seconds.  After the beating you took yesterday I was sure you'd take your frustrations out on some 2012 MLB prediction polls.   
#166 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
What do you mean by "avatar bet"?

Surely a know-it-all such as yourself would not of asked this question if you knew what an avatar was.  That said, I give you props for coming back for seconds.  After the beating you took yesterday I was sure you'd take your frustrations out on some 2012 MLB prediction polls.   
How much have you smoked today?  It is causing delusions. 

Asking what you mean by that is not the same as not knowing the definition of 'avatar' or even 'bet' for that matter.   Was I wrong in assuming you weren't that ignorant?

I know you crave very much affirmation from anonymous interneters but the depths you will go to beg for it is just pathetic.
#167 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
YES!  Be the Q matchmaker!
Motherf**king Chuck Woolery!
I'll be that guy if ML gives me the go ahead.  I don't want to step on any toes and piss off ML's "real flesh and blood" friends.  They may be trying to set him up already.   
#168 | 884 days ago

(Edited by ML31)
jswol54 wrote:
What do you mean by "avatar bet"?

Surely a know-it-all such as yourself would not of asked this question if you knew what an avatar was.  That said, I give you props for coming back for seconds.  After the beating you took yesterday I was sure you'd take your frustrations out on some 2012 MLB prediction polls.   
I have opted to not accept your wager.  Your behavior here suggests that you are the type who would attempt to snake out of the bet should you lose.  It essentially becomes a 'lose-lose' situation on my end.  Go find some mark you haven't posted to.
#169 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'll be that guy if ML gives me the go ahead.  I don't want to step on any toes and piss off ML's "real flesh and blood" friends.  They may be trying to set him up already.   
Are you trying to crave affirmation from me?  Well it wont f**king work, dude...cause im anonymous! 
#170 | 884 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Don't lie.  Your mustache is so thick you are the only person I know that buys razors from Stihl and Homelite instead of Bic and Norelco.
I don't know what those even are.  I generally use kitchen shears and then wax.
#171 | 884 days ago

ML31 wrote:
I have opted to not accept your wager.  Your behavior here suggests that you are the type who would attempt to snake out of the bet should you lose.  It essentially becomes a 'lose-lose' situation on my end.  Go find some mark you haven't posted to.
That's what I thought.  All bark, no bite.  Son, I would honor a silly little avatar bet.  Why wouldn't I?  Glad I could help you understand what an avatar is, though.  You no longer have to think of the movie every time you hear the word.

Class dismissed.   
#172 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Are you trying to crave affirmation from me?  Well it wont f**king work, dude...cause im anonymous! 
Hold up, so you're telling me we aren't e-friends.  I'm committing e-suicide.  Wish I had real life friends to talk me out of it. 
#173 | 884 days ago

(Edited by ML31)
jswol54 wrote:
That's what I thought.  All bark, no bite.  Son, I would honor a silly little avatar bet.  Why wouldn't I?  Glad I could help you understand what an avatar is, though.  You no longer have to think of the movie every time you hear the word.

Class dismissed.   
Bark?  What bark?    You SAY you would but the way you post suggests otherwise.   Keep on smoking whatever it is you smoke that makes you feel superior to everyone.  I'm sure your reality is just too depressing....
#174 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Hold up, so you're telling me we aren't e-friends.  I'm committing e-suicide.  Wish I had real life friends to talk me out of it. 
Look at the depths at which you're willing to sink for my affirmation!  E-suicide??  You are such an e-attention-whore.
#175 | 884 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Bark?  What bark?    You SAY you would but the way you post suggests otherwise.   Keep on smoking whatever it is you smoke that makes you feel superior to everyone.  I'm sure your reality is just too depressing....
I Don't feel superior to anyone, son.   What would give you that idea?  And why do you keep insisting I'm smoking something?  Keep reaching, son. 
#176 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Look at the depths at which you're willing to sink for my affirmation!  E-suicide??  You are such an e-attention-whore.
I'm the Michael Lohan of e-attention-whoring. 
#177 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I Don't feel superior to anyone, son.   What would give you that idea?  And why do you keep insisting I'm smoking something?  Keep reaching, son. 
Once again, your past posts do not support what you just said.  They have an arrogant and superior tone to them that go beyond a jocular style.  Which doesn't bother me at all, by the way.  You are like interacting with that Dragon guy.  Your rants are hilarious for a number of reasons.  Many that unless I'm overestimating you again we both know.
#178 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'm the Michael Lohan of e-attention-whoring. 
Then you should e-f**k your daughter. 
#179 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Hold up, so you're telling me we aren't e-friends.  I'm committing e-suicide.  Wish I had real life friends to talk me out of it. 
I had a friend once.  Then she got a hole poked in her and I coulldn't patch it.  Ah, sweet memories.  C'est la vie.
#180 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Then you should e-f**k your daughter. 
E-
#181 | 884 days ago
BDV4U (+)

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#182 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
E-
 see you're on my side now.
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#183 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
E-
Shut it, hairy.
#184 | 884 days ago

ML31 wrote:
Once again, your past posts do not support what you just said.  They have an arrogant and superior tone to them that go beyond a jocular style.  Which doesn't bother me at all, by the way.  You are like interacting with that Dragon guy.  Your rants are hilarious for a number of reasons.  Many that unless I'm overestimating you again we both know.
Hold up....I'm ranting now? 

If anyone on the Q is guilty of coming off as condescending, it's you, son.  No need to respond to that accusation as I already know what you'll say. 

No idea who "Dragon" is either.  If you ever decide to sack up on a harmless avatar bet, you know where to find me.  Until then, have fun being "that guy." 
#185 | 884 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I had a friend once.  Then she got a hole poked in her and I coulldn't patch it.  Ah, sweet memories.  C'est la vie.
Bondage and blowup dolls don;t mix.  Trust me, I know. 
#186 | 884 days ago

(Edited by ML31)
jswol54 wrote:
Hold up....I'm ranting now? 

If anyone on the Q is guilty of coming off as condescending, it's you, son.  No need to respond to that accusation as I already know what you'll say. 

No idea who "Dragon" is either.  If you ever decide to sack up on a harmless avatar bet, you know where to find me.  Until then, have fun being "that guy." 
OK.  You don't like the "rant".  How about agitating?   Mean spirited.  Narcissistic.  There are plenty of others that fit.

I don't have a condescending bone in my body.  You have often felt you had me pegged but you have been wrong each and every time.

I would happily accept your little wager if you came across as someone who would honor the arrangement.  Obviously you don't want to admit it is your own behavior for why I 'm not accepting.  Feel free to keep up the bravado.  Anyone can see right through it.  The day you can be openly honest with yourself is the day you can make the wager offer again.

PS...  There are plenty of "That Guys" around here.  The internet is full of them. 
#187 | 884 days ago

Im one of those "that guys"...our cliche is pretty big.
#188 | 884 days ago

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#189 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Shut it, hairy.
 
#190 | 884 days ago



There are just some threads in which I wish I'd never commented.
 
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#191 | 884 days ago

Jess wrote:


There are just some threads in which I wish I'd never commented.
 
Is this one of them?
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#192 | 884 days ago

ML31 wrote:
OK.  You don't like the "rant".  How about agitating?   Mean spirited.  Narcissistic.  There are plenty of others that fit.

I don't have a condescending bone in my body.  You have often felt you had me pegged but you have been wrong each and every time.

I would happily accept your little wager if you came across as someone who would honor the arrangement.  Obviously you don't want to admit it is your own behavior for why I 'm not accepting.  Feel free to keep up the bravado.  Anyone can see right through it.  The day you can be openly honest with yourself is the day you can make the wager offer again.

PS...  There are plenty of "That Guys" around here.  The internet is full of them. 
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.  If I knew you were so sensitive, I would of refrained from engaging in an e-squabble with you. I thought you could handle it.  Clearly I was wrong.  As a token of my sincere apology, I'd like to offer you a limited edition copy of "Gigli."  It's never been opened and would look great alongside your other favorite movies like "Honey," "The Devil Wears Prada," and "The Notebook."  Are you interested?
#193 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 
#194 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Pssh, yeah, exactly.


#195 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Pssh, yeah, exactly.


Semi'd.

I would have her babies...all of them...at the same time...right out of my pee-hole.
#196 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Semi'd.

I would have her babies...all of them...at the same time...right out of my pee-hole.
Who is that? 
#197 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Who is that? 
Emma Stone with red hair.
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#198 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Who is that? 
#199 | 884 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Emma Stone with red hair.
Grazie.  She seems like a down chick.  Probably smokes a lot of giggle grass. 
#200 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.  If I knew you were so sensitive, I would of refrained from engaging in an e-squabble with you. I thought you could handle it.  Clearly I was wrong.  As a token of my sincere apology, I'd like to offer you a limited edition copy of "Gigli."  It's never been opened and would look great alongside your other favorite movies like "Honey," "The Devil Wears Prada," and "The Notebook."  Are you interested?
And earlier you implied you weren't the condescending one....
#201 | 884 days ago

ML31 wrote:
And earlier you implied you weren't the condescending one....
Good argument.  You have me convinced.  I'm gonna go talk to someone about it. 
#202 | 884 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Good argument.  You have me convinced.  I'm gonna go talk to someone about it. 
Yeah.   You do that. 
#203 | 884 days ago

Jess wrote:


There are just some threads in which I wish I'd never commented.
 
Image

Thats how we roll.
#204 | 884 days ago

It's nice to see ML making friends in the locker room now
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#205 | 884 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
It's nice to see ML making friends in the locker room now
I'm such a good natured and easy going guy I make friends everywhere I go.  The only people who react opposite are the few who do not care for those qualities!  Live and let live I always say.
#206 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Pssh, yeah, exactly.


So  I just got home and turned my tv on. It was on this exact scene. 



Jay Swole, have you seen Zombieland?
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#207 | 884 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So  I just got home and turned my tv on. It was on this exact scene. 



Jay Swole, have you seen Zombieland?
She's my girl-crush ... in that movie, at least.  
#208 | 884 days ago

I want the past 10 minutes of my life back.  Please and thank you.
#209 | 884 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
She's my girl-crush ... in that movie, at least.  
I already loved Stanley Tucci. This movie made that love grow...I'm still watching...lol
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#210 | 884 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I want the past 10 minutes of my life back.  Please and thank you.
Ask Tebow and ye shall receive.
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#211 | 884 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Ask Tebow and ye shall receive.
I liked it better when Jesus was a cheeto.
#212 | 884 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I liked it better when Jesus was a cheeto.
 Well my favorite Jesus is mesican.
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#213 | 884 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Well my favorite Jesus is mesican.
I know him/them.
#214 | 884 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I know him/them.
Dang..lucky.
#215 | 884 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I know him/them.
 Lies. You don't know my Jesus.
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#216 | 884 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Jose, can you si
By the dawn's early light...
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#217 | 884 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Lies. You don't know my Jesus.
I know Jesus dammit, and you can't tell me I don't.  He drives the shiny aluminum sided van and sells breakfast burritos.
#218 | 884 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I liked it better when Jesus was a cheeto.
This just made me spit my drink. Thanks for the laugh - and the visual. Excellent.
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#219 | 884 days ago

Jess wrote:
This just made me spit my drink. Thanks for the laugh - and the visual. Excellent.
    
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#220 | 884 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
    
I want Jesus in my mouth!
#221 | 884 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I want Jesus in my mouth!
 
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#222 | 884 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
 
Isn't that what Sundusky said about Penn State?
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#223 | 884 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 
How about just the tip?
#224 | 884 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 
 
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#225 | 884 days ago
John_Daly (+)

jswol54 wrote:
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.  If I knew you were so sensitive, I would of refrained from engaging in an e-squabble with you. I thought you could handle it.  Clearly I was wrong.  As a token of my sincere apology, I'd like to offer you a limited edition copy of "Gigli."  It's never been opened and would look great alongside your other favorite movies like "Honey," "The Devil Wears Prada," and "The Notebook."  Are you interested?
Lets leave The Notebook out of this.
#226 | 884 days ago

 
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#227 | 883 days ago

I decided this morning that Crash will also be singing Careless Whisper by none other than the talented Mr. George Michael.
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#228 | 883 days ago

#229 | 883 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Is that a new saying you just made up?  It's like "not by any stretch of the imagination" meets "not by any means." 

Anyhoo, I think you and ML would make a good couple.  Want me to play matchmaker? 
yeah....lol i totally F***ed That Up...






HELL NO I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE MATCHMAKER =|
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#230 | 883 days ago

Well this thread has went to hell...literally.
#231 | 883 days ago

ElvisinGA wrote:
Well this thread has went to hell...literally.
I blame Ashlie.
#232 | 883 days ago

I don't even remember wtf the point of this poll was now.  
I could scroll up, but really, it's just the point. 
#233 | 883 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I did the last one a lot when I was a teenager.

Here's another one... 
2011  
#234 | 883 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
I did the last one a lot when I was a teenager.

Here's another one... 
I clicked reply but ... I just ... never mind.  


#235 | 883 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I don't even remember wtf the point of this poll was now.  
I could scroll up, but really, it's just the point. 
Yeah, but you gotta give props to all three people that attempted to answer this poll in its original intent.
#236 | 883 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I clicked reply but ... I just ... never mind.  


Well, thanks for replying something, if it would have come up as a ghost thing, I'd be thinking that 'You Know Who' was back.

I wonder how she's doing?

I certainly hope JR. had a good season.




2011  
#237 | 883 days ago

Jess wrote:
This just made me spit my drink. Thanks for the laugh - and the visual. Excellent.
I had to do it, Jess. I thought you would truly appreciate it, but didn't think you would be drinking when you did.
#238 | 883 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I had to do it, Jess. I thought you would truly appreciate it, but didn't think you would be drinking when you did.


(Who's gonna tell him? Not me.)
#239 | 883 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I had to do it, Jess. I thought you would truly appreciate it, but didn't think you would be drinking when you did.
lmao, big baby, lmao
#240 | 883 days ago

1. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?  YES
2. When was the last time you cried?  I teared up last Friday, but, didn't cry.
3. What color shirt are you wearing (If you aren't wearing one, put one on and tell me what color it is)? BLUE
4. What is ONE thing you hate doing?  Waking up to an alarm
5. Lights on or off? I'm confident in my abilities to perform, so, off or dimmer on....or on...it's up to her!  
6. Would you rather spend the rest of your natural life in prison or be executed?  PRISON will always give me a slight chance to get out
7. Finish the sentence: Marriage is________.  You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
8. Cowboys or Injuns (Dallas Cowboys or Washington Redskins (cause that's better)? COWBOY (Cheerleaders)
9. We're all at a karaoke bar. It's your turn to pick the song for Crash (originalcrash+some number).
What song must he sing?  I TOUCH MYSELF - The DiVinyls
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#241 | 882 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:


(Who's gonna tell him? Not me.)
It's all in Cheesus' hands now.
#242 | 878 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
what you can dish out atitude but you can't take it??
Did you mean aptitude or attitude?  I'm thoroughly confused. 

Oh, tell your boy the middle of the field belongs to Lance Briggs.  Then again, I'm pretty sure he learned his lesson.  

#243 | 872 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Did you mean aptitude or attitude?  I'm thoroughly confused. 

Oh, tell your boy the middle of the field belongs to Lance Briggs.  Then again, I'm pretty sure he learned his lesson.  

Don't Be Stupid...You Know What i Ment...It's Not That Hard To Figure Out...
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