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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?


You have to wait an hour for a 3 minute ride!




 

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#2 | 1031 days ago

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,  
"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."

The Blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated Blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhhhh?"

The man answered,
"'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- Duuhhh!!!
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#1 | 1043 days ago
BDV4U (+)

On second thought:
 1) Don't need it;
 2) Take a nitrate, which is a no-no;
 3) An umpire, so already have a lack of vision & hearing and everything else is blue!
hmmm.....I could be a Mythbuster find out the truth!  
#2 | 1031 days ago

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,  
"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."

The Blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated Blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhhhh?"

The man answered,
"'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- Duuhhh!!!
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#3 | 718 days ago

llorionll wrote:
A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,  
"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."

The Blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated Blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhhhh?"

The man answered,
"'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- Duuhhh!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
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