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Filter Error: Stuff your fat f**king face edition. (Edited 03/03/12 02:02PM by sports_schmorts)
No one will be on here to post in this but i did it anyway.   Enjoy celebrating the last day we were nice to the Indians!
I hope everyone goes into a carb coma....
| Closed on 03/03/12 at 01:00PM
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29 Fans 
31%a. Eat me...im a turkey.
10%b. Youre at work on thanksgiving??? Loser.
10%c. Cranberry flavored lube!
41%d. Im in it for the football.
7%e. Space formerly known as F**k Beaneaters!

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1030 days ago
18packabs (+)

I am thankful for all of those folks who are NOT Home with their Families, protecting our Freedom.

and for Cold BEER.....
Eat me...im a turkey.   
  
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#1 | 1030 days ago

I'm in it for my kids actually.  Maybe find something else along the way. 

Go Lions, Dolphins, 49'ers. 

Jason, you can be thankful i made your semi-effort semi-worthwhile today.

Save room for pie, peeps.
Im in it for the football.   
#2 | 1030 days ago
18packabs (+)

I am thankful for all of those folks who are NOT Home with their Families, protecting our Freedom.

and for Cold BEER.....
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#3 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
In honor of Thanksgiving, I think I will find an Indian(feather) and take everything he owns!
Im in it for the football.   
#4 | 1030 days ago

I'm native, guys, you you're all being racist. STOP THAT!
#5 | 1030 days ago
18packabs (+)

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
I'm native, guys, you you're all being racist. STOP THAT!
I think you meant naive......
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#6 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
eLa_MAe_O wrote:
I'm native, guys, you you're all being racist. STOP THAT!
Yeah but you are Canadian and I am talking about American Indians(feather). You and your stuff are safe.
Im in it for the football.   
#7 | 1030 days ago

That's sarcasm, not racism.  http://www.sq2trk2.com/click.track%3FCID%3D170496%26AFID%3D124514%26ADID%3D565659%26SID%3Dgc&nm=7" target="_top" myt="1322145607375">

I have a friend request, someone take her.  These single ads are annoying. 

That sucks you have to work today Jason.  Hopefully, you will get to see some football.
I forgot the stupid Macys parade was going to be on.  Just witnessed Daniel
Radcliffe in some fagtastic song and dance.   This holiday sucks.
Im in it for the football.   
#8 | 1030 days ago

Whoever is cooking for me today, remember this:

No f'***ing nuts in my food, dammit.
NOT in the beans, NOT in the taters and certainly NOT in my dessert.
NO F***ing NUTS!!!

Got it.
Now, get in the kitchen
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#9 | 1030 days ago

http://www.Muslima.com/%3Fovchn%3DGGL%26ovcpn%3DEnglish%2BUSA%2BDCO%2BImage%2BAds%26ovcrn%3Dimage%2Bad%26ovtac%3DPPC&nm=4" target="_top" myt="1322146230312">



Dear Ty,
Make it go away,
Love, Laurel
Im in it for the football.   
#10 | 1030 days ago

Packers blow the Lions Down

I could careless about Dallas& The Dolphins


49ers Win again*




                                           
Cranberry flavored lube!  
#11 | 1030 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:




Dear Ty,
Make it go away,
Love, Laurel
Nothing says THANKSGIVING like a Muslim mail order bride.
Space formerly known as F**k Beaneaters!  
#12 | 1030 days ago



Thanks to all the men & women keeping us safe.
Happy Thanksgiving Soldiers!
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#13 | 1030 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving all!

I got the lions to upset the pack
The dolphins over the cowboys
and the 49ers to edge the ravens1
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#14 | 1030 days ago


Happy Thanksgiving Qville !


Im in it for the football.   
#15 | 1030 days ago

 
Happy Thanksgiving friiinds....and Good Morning.
Im in it for the football.   
#16 | 1030 days ago

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

~ Jon Stewart


Sarcasm 101
Im in it for the football.   
#17 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
 Jason, I don't have Assassin's Creed yet but the commercials are making me want it NOW. How is it?

/playing the first one now, so it was on my mind.
Im in it for the football.   
#18 | 1030 days ago

 
Im in it for the football.   
#19 | 1030 days ago

Today's Thought Question of the Day: 

How did the Oompa Loompas live in happiness when they were slaves to an insane chocolate maker?
#20 | 1030 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving-u People-u
I watched-u a video and it's-u stuck-u in-u my head-u

Now-u back-u to work-u.
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#21 | 1030 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Jason, I don't have Assassin's Creed yet but the commercials are making me want it NOW. How is it?

/playing the first one now, so it was on my mind.
First one really isn't that great, especially once you compare it to the others. I started Oblivion two days ago, not lovin' it.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks. Will probably have iPod earbuds in most of the day, luckily I'm hooked on the new Childish Gambino album (Especially "Heartbeat" and "Hold You Down").
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#22 | 1030 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Jason, I don't have Assassin's Creed yet but the commercials are making me want it NOW. How is it?

/playing the first one now, so it was on my mind.
That one commercial...the one that has Derick Rose, Adrian Peterson, and BJ Penn pulling hoods up makes me want to slit throats!  Me and a few of my buddies got online last night and played for a couple of hours...it was a blast.  It is hands down the best multiplayer game ive played....Let me rephrase that.  Its the best multiplayer CONCEPT ive ever seen...maybe not the best ive ever played.  If they could tweak a few of the bugs i might say its the best.    As a matter of fact...the mp is so good i havent touched the story.
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#23 | 1030 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
First one really isn't that great, especially once you compare it to the others. I started Oblivion two days ago, not lovin' it.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks. Will probably have iPod earbuds in most of the day, luckily I'm hooked on the new Childish Gambino album (Especially "Heartbeat" and "Hold You Down").
Why are you not loving Oblivion?  (I have a feeling i know why...)
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#24 | 1030 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving!
Cheers and all that, remember Pepto is your friend tonight, or Beano...

PEACE
Im in it for the football.   
#25 | 1030 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night (wait...wrong holiday...NEVERMIND)  I hope that everyone has a safe, happy and healthy Thanksgiving (an oxymoron-healthy and Thanksgiving, with the stuff-yer-face mentality)

I will continue my streak of 29 years in a row WITHOUT falling asleep after dinner...(actually....it is a 29 year streak OF falling asleep)

Have a great day!
Im in it for the football.   
#26 | 1030 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Why are you not loving Oblivion?  (I have a feeling i know why...)
It's still early, I've only played like 4-5 hours total, so going to one place - like the Market District for instance - checking every crate and barrel outside, then going to talk to every person inside, or going to the Black Horse Courier and feeling like I need to read everything...it's just A LOT of sh**.
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#27 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Chief_aka_James wrote:
First one really isn't that great, especially once you compare it to the others. I started Oblivion two days ago, not lovin' it.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks. Will probably have iPod earbuds in most of the day, luckily I'm hooked on the new Childish Gambino album (Especially "Heartbeat" and "Hold You Down").
It isnt compared to the second which i played first but i will finish it...maybe.


Jason, I want one of the hoodies. I don't really care about the people in the commercial but I like it. Get me one. Also, you know I wasn't talking about online play.
Im in it for the football.   
#28 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
Chief_aka_James wrote:
It's still early, I've only played like 4-5 hours total, so going to one place - like the Market District for instance - checking every crate and barrel outside, then going to talk to every person inside, or going to the Black Horse Courier and feeling like I need to read everything...it's just A LOT of sh**.
Yeah..if you have ADD that sh** is going to drive you crazy.  The thing that pi$$ed me off about it was the fact the enemies leveled with you...so you never have that feeling of being a complete total bada$$.   20 levels later and youre still getting your a$$ kicked by the same sh** that was kicking your a$$ at the beginning of the game...facepalm.
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#29 | 1030 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
It isnt compared to the second which i played first but i will finish it...maybe.


Jason, I want one of the hoodies. I don't really care about the people in the commercial but I like it. Get me one. Also, you know I wasn't talking about online play.
Dont ignore the online stuff in this game!!!!
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#30 | 1030 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving, bitches.
I'm off to my aunt's house to help fist a turkey with handfuls of stale bread.  Enjoy!
Cranberry flavored lube!  
#31 | 1030 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
In honor of Thanksgiving, I think I will find an Indian(feather) and take everything he owns!
 I live in CT. Here our indians own the casinos and take everything we own...
Im in it for the football.   
#32 | 1030 days ago

These people in my house are walking a fine line.

Eat turkey, get drunk, be happy.
Youre at work on thanksgiving??? Loser.  
#33 | 1030 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving beautiful people!

I'm so jealous because I'm not eating turkey and all those goodies you all have this day, I'll go back to my coffee and something that looks like a cookie but tastes like cardboard, a protein bar apparently

Hugs and kisses
Youre at work on thanksgiving??? Loser.  
#34 | 1030 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Yeah..if you have ADD that sh** is going to drive you crazy.  The thing that pi$$ed me off about it was the fact the enemies leveled with you...so you never have that feeling of being a complete total bada$$.   20 levels later and youre still getting your a$$ kicked by the same sh** that was kicking your a$$ at the beginning of the game...facepalm.
Reading the sh**, most of it is going over my head right now. I don't know crap about the first 3 games, so the history/lore is all lost on me.

BTW, two things I don't get:

1) the persuading thing, I'm assuming the main goal is to get more information out of those you talk to - but how many times do you do the thing/how many times do you bribe?

2) Can you get away with any stealing/murdering inside places? I accidentally stole a bottle of wine in a pub while trying to get up from a chair, and the owner yells at me...so I talk to him and everything seems fine, then the second I leave, it's the pay the fine/resist arrest/go to jail thing.
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#35 | 1030 days ago

Oh, I shared this on fb and twitter last night, but for you losers that don't follow or friends with me on those two places, here: "Just put the f**king turkey in the oven."
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#36 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jason_ wrote:
Dont ignore the online stuff in this game!!!!
Shhhhh
Im in it for the football.   
#37 | 1030 days ago

 Are we talking Xbox or PS3?
Im in it for the football.   
#38 | 1030 days ago

llorionll wrote:
 I live in CT. Here our indians own the casinos and take everything we own...
Do they at least offer you a drink or snacks? Blanket maybe?
Im in it for the football.   
#39 | 1030 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Reading the sh**, most of it is going over my head right now. I don't know crap about the first 3 games, so the history/lore is all lost on me.

BTW, two things I don't get:

1) the persuading thing, I'm assuming the main goal is to get more information out of those you talk to - but how many times do you do the thing/how many times do you bribe?

2) Can you get away with any stealing/murdering inside places? I accidentally stole a bottle of wine in a pub while trying to get up from a chair, and the owner yells at me...so I talk to him and everything seems fine, then the second I leave, it's the pay the fine/resist arrest/go to jail thing.
1. Honestly i dont remember.   Check your skill list and see if persuasion is an ability that can be increased.  If it is then im assuming the more you do it the better you become at it.   So maybe later in the game your persuading the sh** out of people left and right. 

2.  Oh yeah...but save your game first cause its not always guaranteed to work.   But if someone attacks you first you wont get in trouble for self defense.  Try letting off a fireball inside someone's house.  If they attack you let them actually get a hit in on you...then either kill them or have them chase you in front of a guard.  Once either you or the guard whack the person you can go back into their house and steal all their sh**. 
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#40 | 1030 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Are we talking Xbox or PS3?
Xbox
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#41 | 1030 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Do they at least offer you a drink or snacks? Blanket maybe?
We are actually thankful to the Tribes for supplying good, well paying & badly needed jobs in our state. I don't know about a blanket, free anyway, but like Vegas , if you are gambling the drinks are complimentary.
Im in it for the football.   
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#43 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
kobe_lova wrote:
 It makes me happy that Nickelback is performing during the Lions game.  I'm gone. Y'all have good days! 
 I wish they didn't limit posts to one PQ. Cause I'd PQ the s**t out of this one! 
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#44 | 1030 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
 I wish they didn't limit posts to one PQ. Cause I'd PQ the s**t out of this one! 
I'm with you Woody..2 more PQ's and it's gone
Im in it for the football.   
#45 | 1030 days ago

Poor(6)



HA!! Sorry Ash...it had to be done
Im in it for the football.   
#46 | 1030 days ago

 Happy Thanksgiving!

This little native is getting ready to eat wonderful turkey, ham, gravy, dressing (yes, mom's making me special stuff of my own without the nastiness), and all of the other wonderful food. I made my pumpkin swirl cheesecake last night but I need to get going and start the caramel sauce to drizzle over it...and I'm doing my own candied yams this year with FRESH yams. I'm a big kid now!

I hope you all enjoy your day of food, football, friends, and family! I'm gonna go finish up and dig in. 
Im in it for the football.   
#47 | 1030 days ago

Hope everyone had a great and filling Thanksgiving!

It was really cool seeing my brother home form college and being able to stuff my face with food, before I continue with my cutting of weight for wrestling. Can't wait for my stomech to open up for some more warm apple pie. It was a great feast even though the Lions lost, I just hope that Ohio State will be ab le to beat Michigan. I do have to say Michigan is better coached and we have not been playing the best, so the game could go any way.
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#48 | 1030 days ago

Whashap?
Turkey Day is for fooshball n Egg Nog ...and not in that orders. I am not sober and showat? LMMFAO!!
The Detroit Lions are not dirty...they're dum b. If Romo throws one mo pick...Imma go n get one myshelf oh yeah.
Happy Thanksgiving to da whole enti-ya Locker Room from crash...ya favorite turkey. Woo Hoo!!
P.S. Egg Nog + Scotch = happy.
#49 | 1030 days ago

I'm ready for some turkey, and I've enjoyed getting paid to sit on my ass all day and watch football.  Anybody else (Cowboys fans not included) laughing at Tony Romo as much as I am yet?
Im in it for the football.   
#50 | 1030 days ago

kramer wrote:
I'm ready for some turkey, and I've enjoyed getting paid to sit on my ass all day and watch football.  Anybody else (Cowboys fans not included) laughing at Tony Romo as much as I am yet?
 I was laughing until I realized I have him starting on one of my fantasy teams today... 
Im in it for the football.   
#51 | 1030 days ago

i did what your title said...............stuffed my face............BUUUUUUUURP.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..............
#52 | 1030 days ago

 I know why Ndamukong Suh stomped on that Packers O-Lineman:  "Clearly Suh was expressing frustrations over being exposed to a Nickleback performance live." 
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#53 | 1030 days ago

(Edited by beach_pirate)
Did someone mention Nickleback?
I just felt my meal in my throat.
YUK!!!

btw.... this poll put me over 1000 Respects.
Thanks to all you a**holes and a**holettes for making this milestone possible.

CHEERS
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#54 | 1030 days ago

The beauty of being at home is that I get to crush my stepfather's parents (retired cop and kindergarten teacher) at Jeopardy.
#55 | 1030 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving, bitches.
I'm off to my aunt's house to help fist a turkey with handfuls of stale bread.  Enjoy!
You make thanksgiving sound so sexy!
Im in it for the football.   
#56 | 1030 days ago

Well...streak is INTACT! After stuffing my face from 2:30-3:30, I sat down to "watch" the insides of my eyelids...checking them for holes...napped for the 29th year in a row...I think I'm growing feathers....
Im in it for the football.   
#57 | 1030 days ago

Light Up Louisville tomorrow and Louisville basketball tomorrow night.  I saw the movie Hugo tonight.  It was really good...much better than I thought it would be.  Hope you guys have had the best Thanksgiving ever!
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#58 | 1030 days ago

 I worked today.  Our Thanksgiving was last month, but I hope you all had a wonderful, fabulous, fattening Turkey Day!  God bless all the troups who fight for all our freedom.
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#60 | 1029 days ago
unopescatore (+)

my pants were a little harder to get on this AM... it was not from morning wood.
#61 | 1029 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:




(Screw the rest of you, f***ers!)


P.S I'm the one who didn't PQ this comment
Eat me...im a turkey.   
#62 | 1026 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
You make thanksgiving sound so sexy!
Just wait until you see how I glaze the Christmas ham.  Ooh la la.
Cranberry flavored lube!  
#63 | 1026 days ago

woody050681 wrote:


P.S I'm the one who didn't PQ this comment
Im in it for the football.   

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