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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
28 Fans 
29%a. Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...
4%b. Won't you be my neighbor?...
4%c. Say hello to my little friend....
21%d. Let me tell you something...
11%e. Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!...
18%f. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
14%g. The Beaneaters Effect...

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#10 | 1036 days ago

     Jesus christ on a crutch...someone decorated the office for Xmas.  It looks like santa took a sh** all over the f**king place.   Best part is someone put a nativity scene on my shelf.  Yeah...you heard me...jesus has parked his diapered a$$ on the shelf i use for my sh**!  It got moved in .03 seconds and if it is back next week when i come back to work its going in the trash.   Dont think i wont toss that ugly f**king thing away.  Evidently back in the time of dinosaurs everyone was glow in the dark white with orange hair and wore robes made out of gold.  Whoever painted that thing gets an A for realism.   
Let me tell you something...  
  
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#1 | 1036 days ago

Happy Hump Day- and am i 1st? woooohooooo
Won't you be my neighbor?...  
#2 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Ut-oh!  ROG is NOT going to be happy for not being #1 today!

My Blackhawks took a puck bath last night as they got beaten, BAD, at home by the YOTES, 4-1!  Only their 2nd home loss of the year, but, they did not look good!

Love the fact that the NBA named a rule after D.ROSE! The Derrick Rose Rule > http://espn.go.com/chicago/nba/story/_/id/7294815/chicago-bulls-derrick-rose-surprised-derrick-rose-rule

pretty much awards a rookie, once his initial contract is up, to get a 30% increase, instead of 25%, if he's 2x been voted an ALL-STAR starter, 2x been voted ALL-NBA or won at least 1 MVP.  

Pretty cool!

CUBS contacted PUJOLS agent.....that's probably as far as that will go!

I think I have a new crush?  DANIELLE MOINET!!  She used to be a LINGERIE FOOTBALL player and now she is a WWE DIVA!  And, to top it off, she's Puerto Rican!  Damn, I love me some Rican's!  Some of the most sexiest people I've ever met, those and Columbian women!




Enjoy the HUMPTY-HUMP!



AEROSMITH - BIG TEN INCH

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
When I wanna get her goin'
Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
and liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#3 | 1036 days ago

ONLY 25 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS!
#4 | 1036 days ago

Sick day today.... got some ebola-type flu from my neice who got it from the dirtball kids she goes to school with.

Love the Tupac reference!!!

.....yo...... check it out...... I get around!!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#5 | 1036 days ago

Good morning, bitches. 

I managed to have a conversation with one of my bois this morning, but it would probably take me an hour to edit/asterisk it into a CoC-approved piece of FE comedy gold.  I might work on it throughout the day and see if I can make it passable.  
I don't have much else, as it's still early.  However...

-  Lainey, your Chevy Malibu thing makes me giggle.  Incessantly.  

-  I hear Herman Cain is reassessing his campaign due to the story out now about him having an extramarital affair for over a decade.  Oddly enough, if his wife was sick with cancer at the time of the affair, he'd be leading the GOP race right about now, isn't that right, Newt?

-  I now have Big Gay Al's "I'm Super, Thanks for Asking" song stuck in my head.  And still remember all the words.  Awesome.

Let me tell you something...  
#6 | 1036 days ago

Sup peeps,

Cali was great sans all three of my teams losing out in the Bay Area.  I must say the Shark Tank is awesome, though.  Stanford Stadium was pretty nice after the renovations as well.  I'm currently in Michigan and there is a lot of snow.  LOL.  Take me back out west.

So....did I miss any drama during the last week? 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#7 | 1036 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Morning. 

I watched footage of Occupy LA last night....as I finished computing my grades (only thing left to do is fill out the report card-----yeah me.). I watched it for a good 40 minutes-------->nothing really happened. Apparently LA cops know how to remove people peacefully. There was one dude in a tree house that needed a little "more". I don't know what "more" means. I just heard it. I wish they would have shown his tree house though. 

My nephew is having a themed birthday party. Girls wear red. Guys wear green. Everyone has to wear a Christmas decoration. I'm going to give this some thought (for about the 60 seconds he took to come up with this theme. lol)

Anyone see Betty White on the Daily Show last night? She's awesome. I want her to be my grandma.

Kings play on Thursday, but I have to mention Jonathan Quick. The man just isn't getting enough love in the All Star balloting. He is 5th in the league in goals against, yet is ranked 10th in voting. Boooooooooooo Jerkcoasters! 

Have a ice cream worthy day! Love one and other. 
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#8 | 1036 days ago

I'm loving the T.I. features right now:

"***** in Paris"
Aye man I don't know what's been happening
I guess y'all must have caught amnesia in my absence
I ain't been gone that long, have I? Well, just for y'all reminder
How about the crown meet the throne right here. Let's get it

Call me T.I. -- no CPR, I'm killing the sh**
Even in prison I'm still the sh**
Better recognize King in the building b**ch
Act like you know you serious, I (ball so hard)
My ankle hurt, don't buy a car if I ain't the first
In the country with it.  1, 2, 3 b**ches
to watch me while I painted her, I (Ball so hard)
They hate to see me on the stage Jay-Z, Kanye with me
You know I (ball so hard), TIP is scary
Merci beaucoup in Par-ee
Parlez vous francais I say, Menage a trois today I say
I (ball so hard), hard out the park
Maybach chauffeured, I ain't got to park
So Ross, so official dog
Them lames can't do nothing with you dog
She all on me, better get your broad
Don't like that, blow your whistle dog, I (ball so hard)
No referee throw no flag, ain't no techs for me
I keep them suckas upset with me, them racks back on deck you best believe that, I

Ball so hard ma’f**kas wanna fine me
That sh** cray (What, ‘Ye?)
That sh** cray (Haaaa)
That sh** cray

"She Will"
I mean forgive me for being so straightforward but it’s been quite a minute since I’ve been here
And umm, I mean if you will just take a second to look around man
You know what I’m saying, it’s a bunch of  square ****** in here
and I know you don’t do this often but I’m the exception
Do it for me huh, pop that p**** for a real ***** ma
Lets go

Say bruh, I’m so official outta sight
What’s about me not to like
I put that pipe inside her like my diamonds are her guiding light
I’m dynamite, K-i-n-g P-i-m-p, admire me
A plethora of fine freaks trailing right behind me
Killing sh** dead, turn the club to a crime scene
Pocket full of money like I run a crime ring
Million dollar chain, every thing shining
It’s safe to say I do my thing honey, nah mean
Bunch of young Ho's, no Chinese
In bed stuck together like they Siamese
A friendly rub, way to feel her, she say “Goll-ly”
I say I’m tryna touch your heart, close ya eyes, breathe
Now she running from me, but she ain't trying to leave
I keep a quarter key of p**** that's a nine piece
Legs open curtain closed, rock solid hurting hoes
Bust it open, sure she will, who else is there to do it for?
Fo’sho
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#9 | 1036 days ago
unopescatore (+)

this dude has incredible BO here at work....I can't believe that the dude walks around the campus like that....it's wafting several rows down....he's a nice guy and all but come on bro, at least spash some cologne on in the AM give us a freaken break.   It's hiarious watching this girl talk to this dude....she's gotta be hating life right now.  
#10 | 1036 days ago

     Jesus christ on a crutch...someone decorated the office for Xmas.  It looks like santa took a sh** all over the f**king place.   Best part is someone put a nativity scene on my shelf.  Yeah...you heard me...jesus has parked his diapered a$$ on the shelf i use for my sh**!  It got moved in .03 seconds and if it is back next week when i come back to work its going in the trash.   Dont think i wont toss that ugly f**king thing away.  Evidently back in the time of dinosaurs everyone was glow in the dark white with orange hair and wore robes made out of gold.  Whoever painted that thing gets an A for realism.   
Let me tell you something...  
#11 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
     Jesus christ on a crutch...someone decorated the office for Xmas.  It looks like santa took a sh** all over the f**king place.   Best part is someone put a nativity scene on my shelf.  Yeah...you heard me...jesus has parked his diapered a$$ on the shelf i use for my sh**!  It got moved in .03 seconds and if it is back next week when i come back to work its going in the trash.   Dont think i wont toss that ugly f**king thing away.  Evidently back in the time of dinosaurs everyone was glow in the dark white with orange hair and wore robes made out of gold.  Whoever painted that thing gets an A for realism.   
 
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#12 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Jason_ wrote:
     Jesus christ on a crutch...someone decorated the office for Xmas.  It looks like santa took a sh** all over the f**king place.   Best part is someone put a nativity scene on my shelf.  Yeah...you heard me...jesus has parked his diapered a$$ on the shelf i use for my sh**!  It got moved in .03 seconds and if it is back next week when i come back to work its going in the trash.   Dont think i wont toss that ugly f**king thing away.  Evidently back in the time of dinosaurs everyone was glow in the dark white with orange hair and wore robes made out of gold.  Whoever painted that thing gets an A for realism.   
Ok, so, since I may have missed it a few years back, what is your brush with religion?  Do you have a belief or are you a George Carlin, Bill Maher, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong type?

Your posts still make me laugh, but, I am defintiely curious, or, is this just your FANIQ character? 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#13 | 1036 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Ok, so, since I may have missed it a few years back, what is your brush with religion?  Do you have a belief or are you a George Carlin, Bill Maher, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong type?

Your posts still make me laugh, but, I am defintiely curious, or, is this just your FANIQ character? 
Its just the character i play here on FANIQ.  See few years ago...when we were all drawing personalities out of a hat...i drew the "Disenfranchised with Yahweh" paper.   F**k my life, right?  Cause i so wanted to draw "Begs for E-friends on a Weekly Basis".  Maybe we can trade for a couple weeks?
Let me tell you something...  
#14 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Jason_ wrote:
Its just the character i play here on FANIQ.  See few years ago...when we were all drawing personalities out of a hat...i drew the "Disenfranchised with Yahweh" paper.   F**k my life, right?  Cause i so wanted to draw "Begs for E-friends on a Weekly Basis".  Maybe we can trade for a couple weeks?
OUCH!   Wait, I forgot to put on my athletic supporter for that one! (lol)

Plus, look where it's gotten me??  It it aint workin for me, what makes you think it will work for you?  Stick with what you pulled!  It works for ya!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#15 | 1036 days ago

Morning everybody!

It's 34ºF outside. Now I'm really turning violet, but it's because of this...(I was about to cuss) cold weather, and having classes early in the morning is not helping. Today is shaving day! Well, maybe tomorrow, I'll stick to Movember's cause till the last minute. Tomorrow I'll shave my mustache and beard. I haven't updated my avatar since the beginning of the month, but if you could see me now I could be Sir Norse twin sister...or brother.

Question for Jason: Can decent people say the C word now without being pq'ed? I mean you are getting closer, Mr!

I'll be here few minutes more, before I left for school again, I hate it when I have free hours in between 

See you later, love you all. Have a day filled with intense human heat 


 
The Beaneaters Effect...  
#16 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Its just the character i play here on FANIQ.  See few years ago...when we were all drawing personalities out of a hat...i drew the "Disenfranchised with Yahweh" paper.   F**k my life, right?  Cause i so wanted to draw "Begs for E-friends on a Weekly Basis".  Maybe we can trade for a couple weeks?
Oooh, do me, do me!  (twss)
Which one did I draw?  

(This could be a poll ... maybe.  Or at least a fun bullet point on today's FE.)
Let me tell you something...  
#17 | 1036 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
OUCH!   Wait, I forgot to put on my athletic supporter for that one! (lol)

Plus, look where it's gotten me??  It it aint workin for me, what makes you think it will work for you?  Stick with what you pulled!  It works for ya!
Nick, please don't trust a word from Jason. He's pure evil. Don't let that cute avatar trick you.
The Beaneaters Effect...  
#18 | 1036 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Ok, so, since I may have missed it a few years back, what is your brush with religion?  Do you have a belief or are you a George Carlin, Bill Maher, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong type?

Your posts still make me laugh, but, I am defintiely curious, or, is this just your FANIQ character? 
So, to answer your question, he's just an ***hole.




-Jason, that made me snort. God, I hate you.
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#19 | 1036 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Morning everybody!

It's 34ºF outside. Now I'm really turning violet, but it's because of this...(I was about to cuss) cold weather, and having classes early in the morning is not helping. Today is shaving day! Well, maybe tomorrow, I'll stick to Movember's cause till the last minute. Tomorrow I'll shave my mustache and beard. I haven't updated my avatar since the beginning of the month, but if you could see me now I could be Sir Norse twin sister...or brother.

Question for Jason: Can decent people say the C word now without being pq'ed? I mean you are getting closer, Mr!

I'll be here few minutes more, before I left for school again, I hate it when I have free hours in between 

See you later, love you all. Have a day filled with intense human heat 


 
Ill have to refer you to Kevin for that.  I thought i hated Xmas but, g***amn... he makes me feel like S**ta. 
Let me tell you something...  
#20 | 1036 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Nick, please don't trust a word from Jason. He's pure evil. Don't let that cute avatar trick you.
Im not evil...Im willing to mail you this ginger-ghost-christ floating on a marshmallow to replace the jesus you broke last year.
Let me tell you something...  
#21 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ill have to refer you to Kevin for that.  I thought i hated Xmas but, g***amn... he makes me feel like S**ta. 

I think you mean... S**an?

The Beaneaters Effect...  
#22 | 1036 days ago

Whatup?
       Today is the first day of NBA  teams to be able to talk with free agents (even though the players union has not rebanded yet). And what is the first story to hit the presses? The Boston Celtics are looking to trade Rajon Rondo (sorry Violet). Proof positive that Celtic GM Danny Ainge truly is dumber than he looks (have you looked at him lately?) Maybe the Texans can get him to trade Brady from the Pats for some magic beans or something...
    
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#23 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Im not evil...Im willing to mail you this ginger-ghost-christ floating on a marshmallow to replace the jesus you broke last year.
How considered! I'm thinking on getting one more like that in Becky's picture. Sausages are easier to get. Believe me,  I have looked for that holy broken baby Jesus and nothing! Some are bigger than their parents, others would look as if he were adopted, yesterday a saw one, but he was pretty chubby and had a lazy eye. So far, a cocktail sausage is my best option. 
The Beaneaters Effect...  
#24 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

VIOLET wrote:
Nick, please don't trust a word from Jason. He's pure evil. Don't let that cute avatar trick you.
Jason is ok in my book!  Just wish I was more on my game, at the moment, to give it back!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#25 | 1036 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Jason is ok in my book!  Just wish I was more on my game, at the moment, to give it back!
OK, then. Enter at your own risk lol
The Beaneaters Effect...  
#26 | 1036 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Whatup?
       Today is the first day of NBA  teams to be able to talk with free agents (even though the players union has not rebanded yet). And what is the first story to hit the presses? The Boston Celtics are looking to trade Rajon Rondo (sorry Violet). Proof positive that Celtic GM Danny Ainge truly is dumber than he looks (have you looked at him lately?) Maybe the Texans can get him to trade Brady from the Pats for some magic beans or something...
    
The Beaneaters Effect...  
#27 | 1036 days ago

i am still over the moon over the weekend i had...it was awesome <3
Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!...  
#28 | 1036 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Whatup?
       Today is the first day of NBA  teams to be able to talk with free agents (even though the players union has not rebanded yet). And what is the first story to hit the presses? The Boston Celtics are looking to trade Rajon Rondo (sorry Violet). Proof positive that Celtic GM Danny Ainge truly is dumber than he looks (have you looked at him lately?) Maybe the Texans can get him to trade Brady from the Pats for some magic beans or something...
    
That's almost as crazy as Dwight Howard to the Nets for Brooks Lopez and two 1st rounders.  Doubt either happen, but it's going to get interesting...especially with the new amnesty clause.  Here's to hoping the Bulls can somehow land Joe Johnson.  D Rose + JJ = dynamite!   
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#29 | 1036 days ago

Morning q'rs
Putting up lights is kinda hard when your help is trying to bring them down, love them boys, but they cant agree on anything (lord), one wants them on the roof, the other in the trees, i compromised and did the front porch. Sons of Anarchy rocked it again, even though its a two parter. I thought about this the other day and went looking for proof: Ash, I understand (sorta) your ongoing infatuation with Jswol, i found a poll where he was mighty wordy, thats swoony in my book. Off to higher learning....
Kojak
PEACE
Let me tell you something...  
#30 | 1036 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning. 

I watched footage of Occupy LA last night....as I finished computing my grades (only thing left to do is fill out the report card-----yeah me.). I watched it for a good 40 minutes-------->nothing really happened. Apparently LA cops know how to remove people peacefully. There was one dude in a tree house that needed a little "more". I don't know what "more" means. I just heard it. I wish they would have shown his tree house though. 

My nephew is having a themed birthday party. Girls wear red. Guys wear green. Everyone has to wear a Christmas decoration. I'm going to give this some thought (for about the 60 seconds he took to come up with this theme. lol)

Anyone see Betty White on the Daily Show last night? She's awesome. I want her to be my grandma.

Kings play on Thursday, but I have to mention Jonathan Quick. The man just isn't getting enough love in the All Star balloting. He is 5th in the league in goals against, yet is ranked 10th in voting. Boooooooooooo Jerkcoasters! 

Have a ice cream worthy day! Love one and other. 


Anyone who has had as much practice as the LA Cops should be very efficient , plus i mean ya know "camera phones" they haunt their nightmares
Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!...  
#31 | 1036 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Morning q'rs
Putting up lights is kinda hard when your help is trying to bring them down, love them boys, but they cant agree on anything (lord), one wants them on the roof, the other in the trees, i compromised and did the front porch. Sons of Anarchy rocked it again, even though its a two parter. I thought about this the other day and went looking for proof: Ash, I understand (sorta) your ongoing infatuation with Jswol, i found a poll where he was mighty wordy, thats swoony in my book. Off to higher learning....
Kojak
PEACE
Oh, I did confess that somewhere huh? Was it your poll? Anyway, don't like him yet...
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#32 | 1036 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
i am still over the moon over the weekend i had...it was awesome <3
I'm currently in Kalamazoo and you'd think Michigan just won the national title the way skunk fans are acting.  Newsflash - y'all beat a 6-6 OSUe team with a lame duck coach.  I was pullin' for you guys, though. 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#33 | 1036 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, I did confess that somewhere huh? Was it your poll? Anyway, don't like him yet...
Thought we were e-friends? 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#34 | 1036 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
That's almost as crazy as Dwight Howard to the Nets for Brooks Lopez and two 1st rounders.  Doubt either happen, but it's going to get interesting...especially with the new amnesty clause.  Here's to hoping the Bulls can somehow land Joe Johnson.  D Rose + JJ = dynamite!   
Rondo was the glue that the Celtics together the last couple years. As a Lakers fan I say "Git-r-Done"
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#35 | 1036 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Thought we were e-friends? 
Um, YES! I was telling her to wait.
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#36 | 1036 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Rondo was the glue that the Celtics together the last couple years. As a Lakers fan I say "Git-r-Done"
You hearing anything about the Lake Show offering Gasol/Bynum or Bynum/Odom for DH?  That would be interesting. 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#37 | 1036 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Um, YES! I was telling her to wait.
Gotcha.  Pardon my inability to comprehend much today.  Jet lag is a bi*ch.  
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#38 | 1036 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas

I think the Q is becoming racist. A lot of the ads I get are in spanish! And yes I am half mesican, I am not fluent in spanish.
I don't have much right now..I just wanted to point that out.

Jswol~Did you go to the Raider game?
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#39 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Its just the character i play here on FANIQ.  See few years ago...when we were all drawing personalities out of a hat...i drew the "Disenfranchised with Yahweh" paper.   F**k my life, right?  Cause i so wanted to draw "Begs for E-friends on a Weekly Basis".  Maybe we can trade for a couple weeks?
Dam*** Jason, I spit my double espresso that I desperately needed.   

I am waiting for dark to go over and take a picture of my neighbors Xmas decorations.
It seriously looks like a storage unit puked all over their yard.  It's making me anti.
They have every inflatable decoration that has ever been manufactured Plus-plus-plus  Ugh.

I am back to half days of work until January.  Figures, always broke at this time of year.
Just another reason why I love it so.

Found my shoes.  

Last Day of Hurricane Season!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#40 | 1036 days ago

#41 | 1036 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'm currently in Kalamazoo and you'd think Michigan just won the national title the way skunk fans are acting.  Newsflash - y'all beat a 6-6 OSUe team with a lame duck coach.  I was pullin' for you guys, though. 
my over the mooness...lol actually has nothing to do with michigan beating ohio state....
Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!...  
#42 | 1036 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola amigos y amigas

I think the Q is becoming racist. A lot of the ads I get are in spanish! And yes I am half mesican, I am not fluent in spanish.
I don't have much right now..I just wanted to point that out.

Jswol~Did you go to the Raider game?
Unfortunately we didn't.  Went to the ND/Stanford game the night before and we were too spent the next morning to drive up to Oakland (my buddies live in San Jose).  We did go to a bar with LOTS of Raider fans though.  They let me have it pretty good, but it was a blast.  Congrats on the win...now just make sure you guys beat Detroit as well.  I'll be pulling for you guys! 

Still crazy to me that you west coasters watch football while eating breakfast.  I could get used to that. 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#43 | 1036 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Unfortunately we didn't.  Went to the ND/Stanford game the night before and we were too spent the next morning to drive up to Oakland (my buddies live in San Jose).  We did go to a bar with LOTS of Raider fans though.  They let me have it pretty good, but it was a blast.  Congrats on the win...now just make sure you guys beat Detroit as well.  I'll be pulling for you guys! 

Still crazy to me that you west coasters watch football while eating breakfast.  I could get used to that. 
Thanks! It was a good game!

Everyone not on the west coast says the same thing about the early games. LOL its all we know!! Imagine the people in Hawaii...I wonder how that works?

Glad you had a good time in Cali . Sounds like you had some decent weather too!!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#44 | 1036 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Thanks! It was a good game!

Everyone not on the west coast says the same thing about the early games. LOL its all we know!! Imagine the people in Hawaii...I wonder how that works?

Glad you had a good time in Cali . Sounds like you had some decent weather too!!
Thanks!  We had great weather, especially in SFO the few days we were there.  ALL the park kids on Haight-Ashbury were out, lol.  Had the best burrito of my life too.  El Metate in The Mission if you haven't tried it.  It's the bomb!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#45 | 1036 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, I did confess that somewhere huh? Was it your poll? Anyway, don't like him yet...
ummmm I never said I liked him, just that i understood your infatuation....
Let me tell you something...  
#46 | 1036 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
You hearing anything about the Lake Show offering Gasol/Bynum or Bynum/Odom for DH?  That would be interesting. 

The Lakers have been throwing out bait for that deal for a couple years now, off & on. On the real side of things, if the Magic do decide to ship him I haven't seen a better offer than what LA is giving.

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#47 | 1036 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
ummmm I never said I liked him, just that i understood your infatuation....
You're getting there. That's how it starts. LOL
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#48 | 1036 days ago

today's the last day that we have to see those unsexy lady mustaches
#49 | 1036 days ago

#50 | 1036 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You're getting there. That's how it starts. LOL
hmmmm, well i'll take your word for it. I think it was just a one time thing. His word battle with someone was fascinating......
Let me tell you something...  
#51 | 1036 days ago

(Edited by beerstudk)
jswol54 wrote:
You hearing anything about the Lake Show offering Gasol/Bynum or Bynum/Odom for DH?  That would be interesting. 
It would put them way over the cap and with the new CBA the trade won't be allowed unless it either a) puts the Lakers and/or Magic under the cap or b) the Lakers are already under the cap and would stay under after the trade.

No CP3 to the Knicks for the same reasons... at least that's how I understand it.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#52 | 1036 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
It would put them way over the cap and with the new CBA the trade won't be allowed unless it either a) puts the Lakers and/or Magic under the cap or b) the Lakers are already under the cap and would stay under after the trade.

No CP3 to the Knicks for the same reasons... at least that's how I understand it.
One of the points of the new Collective Bargaining Agreement was there is no longer a "Hard Cap". Which is bad for small market teams, but for the "big boys" and the owners with deep pockets they can just about get whoever they want as long as they pay the Luxury Taxes they will owe.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#53 | 1036 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
It would put them way over the cap and with the new CBA the trade won't be allowed unless it either a) puts the Lakers and/or Magic under the cap or b) the Lakers are already under the cap and would stay under after the trade.

No CP3 to the Knicks for the same reasons... at least that's how I understand it.
It was my understanding the Lakers would also eat Turkoglu's contract to make the money work.  These are all hypotheticals, obviously, but I'm anxious to see what happens with DH.  The chances of him staying with the Magic beyond this season are very small.  Might as well try and get something in return. 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#54 | 1036 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
One of the points of the new Collective Bargaining Agreement was there is no longer a "Hard Cap". Which is bad for small market teams, but for the "big boys" and the owners with deep pockets they can just about get whoever they want as long as they pay the Luxury Taxes they will owe.
I was under the impression that there was no "Hard Cap" at all, that's where the Luxery Tax comes from... Teams pay $1 for every $1 that they are over the cap
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#55 | 1036 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
It was my understanding the Lakers would also eat Turkoglu's contract to make the money work.  These are all hypotheticals, obviously, but I'm anxious to see what happens with DH.  The chances of him staying with the Magic beyond this season are very small.  Might as well try and get something in return. 
I just read up on it.... the deal can happen but the Magic need to add players to make the $$ add up.  The thing that can hold this trade up however, is that a player that is aquirred via trade cannot be released until one year after the trade was initiated.  So we won't see a situation where the Magic throw in a player (like Arenas or Turkoglu) just to see the Lakers release him the next day and that player ending up back in Orlando 30 days later like the Cavs did with Big Z when they traded for Antwon Jamison.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#56 | 1036 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Thanks!  We had great weather, especially in SFO the few days we were there.  ALL the park kids on Haight-Ashbury were out, lol.  Had the best burrito of my life too.  El Metate in The Mission if you haven't tried it.  It's the bomb!
Nothing compares to the Bay Area. Been here my whole life...glad you had a good time

Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!...  
#57 | 1036 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Whatup?
       Today is the first day of NBA  teams to be able to talk with free agents (even though the players union has not rebanded yet). And what is the first story to hit the presses? The Boston Celtics are looking to trade Rajon Rondo (sorry Violet). Proof positive that Celtic GM Danny Ainge truly is dumber than he looks (have you looked at him lately?) Maybe the Texans can get him to trade Brady from the Pats for some magic beans or something...
    
I would trade him in a heartbeat- he cant shoot!- Like Charles Barkley says ' your open for a reason - learn to shoot and you wont be open"
Won't you be my neighbor?...  
#58 | 1036 days ago

this was my favorite part of thanksgiving 
#59 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

jswol54 wrote:
It was my understanding the Lakers would also eat Turkoglu's contract to make the money work.  These are all hypotheticals, obviously, but I'm anxious to see what happens with DH.  The chances of him staying with the Magic beyond this season are very small.  Might as well try and get something in return. 
TURKOGLU is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO overrated!!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#60 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
     Jesus christ on a crutch...someone decorated the office for Xmas.  It looks like santa took a sh** all over the f**king place.   Best part is someone put a nativity scene on my shelf.  Yeah...you heard me...jesus has parked his diapered a$$ on the shelf i use for my sh**!  It got moved in .03 seconds and if it is back next week when i come back to work its going in the trash.   Dont think i wont toss that ugly f**king thing away.  Evidently back in the time of dinosaurs everyone was glow in the dark white with orange hair and wore robes made out of gold.  Whoever painted that thing gets an A for realism.   
Those f**k sticks I work for told us Monday they will be putting wreaths on the front of the trucks. I swear to all that's holy (Tim Tebow), I will drive that f**king truck straight into a go**am bridge embankment, then set the f**ker a blaze......I'll do it, I don't care.

Violet, Kevin's answer is no. No I didn't ask him, I just know, sorry.

Becky, I won, no more pink paper in my window. I expect a PQ for this.

drink Patron f**kers, it does a body good.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#61 | 1036 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
Nothing compares to the Bay Area. Been here my whole life...glad you had a good time

SF, is gorgeous, one of my favs to visit when im in Cali!
Let me tell you something...  
#62 | 1036 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Those f**k sticks I work for told us Monday they will be putting wreaths on the front of the trucks. I swear to all that's holy (Tim Tebow), I will drive that f**king truck straight into a go**am bridge embankment, then set the f**ker a blaze......I'll do it, I don't care.

Violet, Kevin's answer is no. No I didn't ask him, I just know, sorry.

Becky, I won, no more pink paper in my window. I expect a PQ for this.

drink Patron f**kers, it does a body good.
Dude...this is 2 feet away from my head!
Let me tell you something...  
#63 | 1036 days ago

Use this on the offending decorator.  It has great reviews!!  And it's all natural.    
www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/product-reviews/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#64 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Dude...this is 2 feet away from my head!
That looks like a gay baby shower in Athens.
Let me tell you something...  
#65 | 1036 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Use this on the offending decorator.  It has great reviews!!  And it's all natural.    
www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/product-reviews/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary
And save the leftovers to season Megyn Kelly's Christmas turkey.
Let me tell you something...  
#66 | 1036 days ago

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#67 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Dude...this is 2 feet away from my head!
Dude....I'm going to be out in public in this.



with this



strapped to the front, for 8-10 hours a day.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#68 | 1036 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
That looks like a gay baby shower in Athens.
And everyone has little tiny black down syndrome eyes.    Its haunting.
Let me tell you something...  
#69 | 1036 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Dude....I'm going to be out in public in this.



with this



strapped to the front, for 8-10 hours a day.
I think we should pray that the wind "blows them off into a gutter".

Lets pray....
Let me tell you something...  
#70 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
And everyone has little tiny black down syndrome eyes.    Its haunting.
 They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#71 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
And everyone has little tiny black down syndrome eyes.    Its haunting.
Well that's because ... never mind, that was gonna cross a line and I don't need a Q-fight right now.  
Let me tell you something...  
#72 | 1036 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Well that's because ... never mind, that was gonna cross a line and I don't need a Q-fight right now.  
Wuss
Let me tell you something...  
#73 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wuss
How dare you ... now I hope they hang a big matching wreath right above the manger.  Jerk.  
Let me tell you something...  
#74 | 1036 days ago

Awwwww, I see baby Jesus is watching over you.
#75 | 1036 days ago

mojo wrote:
Awwwww, I see baby Jesus is watching over you.
Let me tell you something...  
#76 | 1036 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
Tomorrow at work there's a basket auction to raise money for the Combined Federal Campaign. One of the baskets is margarita related. It has a lot of extraneous stuff related to margaritas, but more importantly, included a battle of Jose Cuervo Gold. I'd bid on it, but I suspect it's there as a way to figure out who the office alcoholics are.

SABR is now following me on Twitter. I don't know why, but that's awesome.
#77 | 1036 days ago

Drumroll and a pack of tums, good gawdy, I live next door to this crap.  With Chrismas carols playing on around volume 9 until midnight.
F*** me.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#78 | 1036 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
I forgot how great 'The F Word' is. Gordon Ramsay gets turkeys in his backyard, his kids play with them all the time, and then has to tell them they're for Christmas.

Also, I really, really, really want to play Super Mario 3D Land. Can somebody get me a 3DS?
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#79 | 1036 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Those f**k sticks I work for told us Monday they will be putting wreaths on the front of the trucks. I swear to all that's holy (Tim Tebow), I will drive that f**king truck straight into a go**am bridge embankment, then set the f**ker a blaze......I'll do it, I don't care.

Violet, Kevin's answer is no. No I didn't ask him, I just know, sorry.

Becky, I won, no more pink paper in my window. I expect a PQ for this.

drink Patron f**kers, it does a body good.
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#80 | 1036 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Drumroll and a pack of tums, good gawdy, I live next door to this crap.  With Chrismas carols playing on around volume 9 until midnight.
F*** me.
that sucks
#81 | 1036 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Why are you telling Joe to sit on the couch?
Let me tell you something...  
#82 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
And everyone has little tiny black down syndrome eyes.    Its haunting.
 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#83 | 1036 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Why are you telling Joe to sit on the couch?
I thought he looked tired.
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#84 | 1036 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
 
I should make that my picture. Good sh**.
Let me tell you something...  
#85 | 1036 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I thought he looked tired.
He probably is...good call.
Let me tell you something...  
#86 | 1036 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
I should make that my picture. Good sh**.
That was one of the reasons I posted it! 


DO IT!!!
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...  
#87 | 1036 days ago

New show on BBC America coming this weekend called "Would You Rather?" hosted by Graham Norton, and going to be a celebrity panel show.

From the commercials, I've heard three.

1) "Would you rather your daughter have no friends or be a total slut?"
2) "Would you rather eat dog food for a year or be shot in the knee with a gun?"
3) (most disturbing) "Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for a year or join in once for it to stop?"
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#88 | 1036 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Joe_L wrote:
Dude....I'm going to be out in public in this.



with this



strapped to the front, for 8-10 hours a day.
MEN AT WORK Golf Clap
#89 | 1036 days ago

There's some strong evidence that shows the Miami Marlins might've gotten their uni ideas from BASEketball.

Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#90 | 1035 days ago

been at my current job for 2 years and I can't get a damn stocking?  lol, i don't really care, but its the principle of the thing, my plan is to put fake dog crap in everyone elses
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#91 | 1035 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Morning everybody!

It's 34ºF outside. Now I'm really turning violet, but it's because of this...(I was about to cuss) cold weather, and having classes early in the morning is not helping. Today is shaving day! Well, maybe tomorrow, I'll stick to Movember's cause till the last minute. Tomorrow I'll shave my mustache and beard. I haven't updated my avatar since the beginning of the month, but if you could see me now I could be Sir Norse twin sister...or brother.

Question for Jason: Can decent people say the C word now without being pq'ed? I mean you are getting closer, Mr!

I'll be here few minutes more, before I left for school again, I hate it when I have free hours in between 

See you later, love you all. Have a day filled with intense human heat 


 
 It was 34F this morning here, as well, and i am an entire country north of you 

Went back to work today, still feeling like crap.  By 3pm I took major drugs to get thru the rest of the day.  It worked.  I was loopy for the rest of the day.

I've become rather opinionated on my city's news website.  I give my opinion whether anyone wants it or not.  Surprisingly, people seem to like it.  Judging by the "Likes" I'm getting, it seems I'm saying what others want to say.  I guess I grew some cojones somewhere along the way.

We have no snow on the ground to speak of and our temps are right around freezing.  Not normal for this time of year.  'course the 70-90km/hr (45-60mph) winds are a little unusual.  Oddly enough, the power hasn't even fluctuated.  

I might remember to post in tomorrow's filter, before it is Friday's filter, but I won't promise, so have a good tomorrow, or tomorrow after that.
Say hello to my little friend....  
#92 | 1035 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I think we should pray that the wind "blows them off into a gutter".

Lets pray....
 Pray to Billy Ray Cyrus???
Say hello to my little friend....  
#93 | 1035 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Tomorrow at work there's a basket auction to raise money for the Combined Federal Campaign. One of the baskets is margarita related. It has a lot of extraneous stuff related to margaritas, but more importantly, included a battle of Jose Cuervo Gold. I'd bid on it, but I suspect it's there as a way to figure out who the office alcoholics are.

SABR is now following me on Twitter. I don't know why, but that's awesome.
 Bid on it and tell everyone loudly that you are getting for your Canadian friend who hasn't been able to get Jose for a month.   I'm sure they'll buy that! 
Say hello to my little friend....  
#94 | 1035 days ago

derms33 wrote:
been at my current job for 2 years and I can't get a damn stocking?  lol, i don't really care, but its the principle of the thing, my plan is to put fake dog crap in everyone elses
We have such high turnover at my job that the new people have stockings, technically, however they're a little ... f**ked up.  

See, originally, all the names were written on them in gold glitter.  How festive.
Then, once the staff turned over, we scraped the glitter stuff off some and rewrote the names in black Sharpie for the new folks.
Now, we have names written on the back of business cards and stapled to the top of the stockings.  
Let me tell you something...  
#95 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
We have such high turnover at my job that the new people have stockings, technically, however they're a little ... f**ked up.  

See, originally, all the names were written on them in gold glitter.  How festive.
Then, once the staff turned over, we scraped the glitter stuff off some and rewrote the names in black Sharpie for the new folks.
Now, we have names written on the back of business cards and stapled to the top of the stockings.  
2day i got an old "miniature" stocking with a piece of notebook paper with my name on it, covering another employees name...and that employee still works there!
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#96 | 1034 days ago

derms33 wrote:
2day i got an old "miniature" stocking with a piece of notebook paper with my name on it, covering another employees name...and that employee still works there!
I'm picturing the old-school lined notebook paper with the 80000 spirally things that make the page tear out all frayed.  Please tell me I'm right ... and that they left the frayed part there.  

PS - Hey, if the other employee still works there, at least you know they hate SOMEONE more than they hate you.  So, there's that.
Let me tell you something...  
#97 | 1034 days ago

Penn State has come shopping for Charlie Strong.  They better stay away from my coach or I will hire Chuck Norris to Roundhouse kick the lot of them.
#98 | 1034 days ago

I'm off to my interview and ready to give them hell.
Let me tell you something...  
#99 | 1034 days ago

kramer wrote:
I'm off to my interview and ready to give them hell.
Good luck!
Let me tell you something...  
#100 | 1034 days ago

100
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  
#101 | 1034 days ago

kramer wrote:
I'm off to my interview and ready to give them hell.
LUCK
Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!...  
#102 | 1033 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm picturing the old-school lined notebook paper with the 80000 spirally things that make the page tear out all frayed.  Please tell me I'm right ... and that they left the frayed part there.  

PS - Hey, if the other employee still works there, at least you know they hate SOMEONE more than they hate you.  So, there's that.
she is the most despised person around, shes a habitual liar that eats loudly, talks loudly, and just is rude.  and the good news is I got a new stocking today!  haha, maybe they like me
Dirty Pirate Hooker...  

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