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1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP?
3)Who would you set your single friend up with?
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest?
| Closed on 01/14/12 at 05:00PM
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15%c. Kiss her goodnight
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#2 | 960 days ago

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?  I was thinking differently before, but now I'm picking Ash.  Here's why ... we think alike so we'd probably always be on the same page which is good in any type of relationship, we both have equal stranger danger settings installed in our brains (no heroes here, no sir), and we make each other laugh so we could easily get through long-ass shifts together.

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP?  Marcus ... he'd be satisfied with a do-nothing job that gets you famous, so I wouldn't have to worry about assassination attempts.  From him, at least.  

3)Who would you set your single friend up with?  My male single friend I'd set up with Becky.  I think she'd be able to whip his ass into shape, and would enjoy his off-beat sense of humor.
 
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?  Stoney.  Do I really have to explain?

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest?  Shane.  Do I really have to explain?
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#1 | 960 days ago

 1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?  Keene
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Kjartan
3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Xerxus-Lloyd
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? Nader 
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Michael_Whip
#2 | 960 days ago

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?  I was thinking differently before, but now I'm picking Ash.  Here's why ... we think alike so we'd probably always be on the same page which is good in any type of relationship, we both have equal stranger danger settings installed in our brains (no heroes here, no sir), and we make each other laugh so we could easily get through long-ass shifts together.

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP?  Marcus ... he'd be satisfied with a do-nothing job that gets you famous, so I wouldn't have to worry about assassination attempts.  From him, at least.  

3)Who would you set your single friend up with?  My male single friend I'd set up with Becky.  I think she'd be able to whip his ass into shape, and would enjoy his off-beat sense of humor.
 
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?  Stoney.  Do I really have to explain?

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest?  Shane.  Do I really have to explain?
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#3 | 960 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? - JSWOLF - Since we both live in Chicago and seem to have good chemistry on here, plus we like all of the same teams, we would have enough to talk about while patrolling.

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP?  JESS - If she can manage this site as awesome as she does, well then.

3)Who would you set your single friend up with?  VIOLET - She is such a sweetheart and he's been dating total bitches!

4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?  Um...yeah....not giving away my answer on this one...plus, it would be more of an orgy  - I have multiple answers for this.

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Kevin, he'd beat the living f*ck out of those Hornets!
Wham, bam  
#4 | 960 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
1) Who do you want to be your cop partner?  It depends on what unit and precinct I work in really. Janet is right, we'd be great but...I'm picking Joe, mostly because he is eventually going to be our division's version of Dexter, and I want to witness it first hand. Argue the ethics with him weekly, then go home, hug the kids, have a drink and watch the game like nothing ever happened. Then, if (when) he (we) gets caught, the perp walk, QMZ reports, trial, and episode of Nancy Grace where she sneakily tries to get me to rat on him and I slap the sh** out of her on tv for asking me that BS question that I already told them to make sure she didn't ask me (CBAS on full alert!) will be phenomenal.
2) As President, who do you want to be the VP? Janet. She'll do all of the real work while I sit in my office and watch Law and Order episodes between tv appearances, lunch dates with friinds and "business" travel.
3) Who would you set your single friend up with?  Male-Jess, in a world where she isn't taken. She's most like me, I think and she can cook. That's important. Female- hmm...all of my friends need a man that's not scared to tell them to stfu sometimes, so I should go Joe here probably, but then I'd be all jealous and try to derail that mess. Uhh.. probably Stoney.
4) Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?  Oh Gawd...umm.. hmm... how much are we getting paid, and there is a lot of stuff I don't do, I need the details first... quick answer, Kevin duh. or Jason. or Joe. or Kat. or Sid. or Crash. or Norse... idk, several people depending on stuff... seriously how much?
5) Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest?  Shane. And I'd record it and make sure it went viral. I want to see that sh** on cbs news. Tebow it.
Batter up  
#5 | 960 days ago

(Edited by HULL_17)
1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Kramer

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Janet

3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Nick_L

4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? Kenne

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Kteach
Wham, bam  
#6 | 960 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo


1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?  Kenne -  we have seen the gun pic's , obviously great undercover from dorm parties to night club scene , knows the streets, etc etc. 

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Ashlie - between all the " stfu's " and " *** **'s " to the media and other government employee's the controversy would keep most eye's off my unethical and possibly criminal practices

3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Leigh - he likes em spirited and well kinda out there

4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? I'll do a scene with the cast of Purring Kittie

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? How Rude
Wham, bam  
#7 | 960 days ago

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Marcus. He likes cop shows, he is funny so I would never be bored. Plus I'm sure we would get into lots of trouble.
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Becky, she is smart, and she can handle most of the work while I just meet people and travel.
3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Single g/f~she's drama someone needs to change that so Kevin. Single guy friend~hmmm...maybe Ash, he can be her sugar daddy.
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? Umm..well..Sid or Joe, or Cactus Jack, actually my answer would be similar to Ash's.
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Shane!
Read my lips  
#8 | 960 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Marcus. He likes cop shows, he is funny so I would never be bored. Plus I'm sure we would get into lots of trouble.
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Becky, she is smart, and she can handle most of the work while I just meet people and travel.
3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Single g/f~she's drama someone needs to change that so Kevin. Single guy friend~hmmm...maybe Ash, he can be her sugar daddy.
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? Umm..well..Sid or Joe, or Cactus Jack, actually my answer would be similar to Ash's.
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Shane!

Batter up  
#9 | 960 days ago

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Tebow, do I really need to explain?
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Norse.
3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Male- Nellie    Female- Jason
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? Multiple, I'm not giving anymore info than that. I'm sure you are writing this stuff down on a whiteboard in your basement under pictures of our avatars.
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Multiple, again.
#10 | 960 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Sharp Square wrote:

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?  Kenne -  we have seen the gun pic's , obviously great undercover from dorm parties to night club scene , knows the streets, etc etc. 

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Ashlie - between all the " stfu's " and " *** **'s " to the media and other government employee's the controversy would keep most eye's off my unethical and possibly criminal practices

3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Leigh - he likes em spirited and well kinda out there

4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? I'll do a scene with the cast of Purring Kittie

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? How Rude
Read my lips  
#11 | 960 days ago

Kat for all of them. BAM!
Kiss her goodnight  
#12 | 960 days ago

You have to pick a different Qer for each one...

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Jason. No doubt about it.
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Becky. She would be coy enough to whisper, "Beans, you're signing the wrong line".
3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Male friend- Gina (can we use former Qers?), Female friend- Christi. 
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? Hmmm... 
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? I'd probably take a swing at it myself.
Batter up  
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#14 | 960 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Kat for all of them. BAM!
1. We already wrote the pilot!
Batter up  
#15 | 960 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
1) Who do you want to be your cop partner?  It depends on what unit and precinct I work in really. Janet is right, we'd be great but...I'm picking Joe, mostly because he is eventually going to be our division's version of Dexter, and I want to witness it first hand. Argue the ethics with him weekly, then go home, hug the kids, have a drink and watch the game like nothing ever happened. Then, if (when) he (we) gets caught, the perp walk, QMZ reports, trial, and episode of Nancy Grace where she sneakily tries to get me to rat on him and I slap the sh** out of her on tv for asking me that BS question that I already told them to make sure she didn't ask me (CBAS on full alert!) will be phenomenal.
2) As President, who do you want to be the VP? Janet. She'll do all of the real work while I sit in my office and watch Law and Order episodes between tv appearances, lunch dates with friinds and "business" travel.
3) Who would you set your single friend up with?  Male-Jess, in a world where she isn't taken. She's most like me, I think and she can cook. That's important. Female- hmm...all of my friends need a man that's not scared to tell them to stfu sometimes, so I should go Joe here probably, but then I'd be all jealous and try to derail that mess. Uhh.. probably Stoney.
4) Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?  Oh Gawd...umm.. hmm... how much are we getting paid, and there is a lot of stuff I don't do, I need the details first... quick answer, Kevin duh. or Jason. or Joe. or Kat. or Sid. or Crash. or Norse... idk, several people depending on stuff... seriously how much?
5) Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest?  Shane. And I'd record it and make sure it went viral. I want to see that sh** on cbs news. Tebow it.
 By mistake, Ash mixed up her answers for 5 and 6. She meant to say that she wanted a little me and her porno act-shown to be aired on CBS. But us doing the Tebow position...say whaaaat?
Wham, bam  
#16 | 960 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Marcus. He likes cop shows, he is funny so I would never be bored. Plus I'm sure we would get into lots of trouble.
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Becky, she is smart, and she can handle most of the work while I just meet people and travel.
3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Single g/f~she's drama someone needs to change that so Kevin. Single guy friend~hmmm...maybe Ash, he can be her sugar daddy.
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? Umm..well..Sid or Joe, or Cactus Jack, actually my answer would be similar to Ash's.
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Shane!
 And as for you...after realizing Shane's already been used in this game, pinch hitter Rogs has been announced...and the crowd of 15,999 — according to announcer Ash — leaves immediately 
Wham, bam  
#17 | 960 days ago

1-michael
2-cubs girl
3-Janet
4-kali-kat
5-nick l
Read my lips  
#18 | 960 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
1. We already wrote the pilot!
It's actually just a re-boot of this one season of cliched awesomeness (#BOOM, Here comes THE BOOM!)

with Kat, Kenne and myself. 

Kiss her goodnight  
#19 | 960 days ago

1) Who do want to be your cop partner?   Sid, he's 6'12" so he would be the perfect "good cop."

2) As President, who do you want to be your VP?   Cactus Jack, for his vast knowledge on Foreign Policy

3) Who would you set your single friend up with?   Male - tkeach   Female -  Nick (treat her nice)

4)  Who would you want to team up in a porn scene?   ...Ashlie, and or Leigh.

5) Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornet's nest?   Nobody in the LR, maybe "Wiggy" (for Kat)
Batter up  
#20 | 960 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
 Jan, if I'm holding a 34-ouncer, you better duck. Do I really need to explain? I'll be chomping on some Big League Chew, imitating the stance of the greatest hitter in history (that's Teddy Williams and not one of your has beens) and I'll be swinging for one of your breasts. Wait, no, even the best ever shouldn't be aiming for such a small target 
A)  My breasts are only small compared to your moobs.
B)  If you swing at me, you better pray you knock me out.  Otherwise, I'm coming for your ass.
Put your hands up  
#21 | 960 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
It's actually just a re-boot of this one season of cliched awesomeness (#BOOM, Here comes THE BOOM!)

with Kat, Kenne and myself. 

 OMG! Peter Facinelli!!! I loved him, his hair, and that show sooo much.
Batter up  
#22 | 960 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
A)  My breasts are only small compared to your moobs.
B)  If you swing at me, you better pray you knock me out.  Otherwise, I'm coming for your ass.
 You're a smoker. It would be funny listening to you cough and weeze as I crawled away from you 
Wham, bam  
#23 | 960 days ago

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Somebody much bigger than my skinny ass

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? After way too much thought, I'm going with Black Mike. Normally, I'd want him with more power in my administration, but I also assume I'd stroke out from the stress within a few months and I'd want someone I trust to take over. I'm now trying to fill out the Cabinet in my brain.

3)Who would you set your single friend up with? I am the single friend. I'm only setting up for myself.

4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? No comment

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Cactus Jack
#24 | 960 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

1. I would want Christie as my cop partner. Shes pretty bad ass.

2. I would like Michael to be my vice president. I think he would take orders without laughing at me outloud.

3.I would set Nick up with mysingle friends. (non gend specific even maybe) just kidding

4.lol, Gosh have I missed your polls. And that's all I'm going to say

5.Joe. just cause I've missed him.
Batter up  
#25 | 960 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
1)Who do you want to be your cop partner? Somebody much bigger than my skinny ass

2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? After way too much thought, I'm going with Black Mike. Normally, I'd want him with more power in my administration, but I also assume I'd stroke out from the stress within a few months and I'd want someone I trust to take over. I'm now trying to fill out the Cabinet in my brain.

3)Who would you set your single friend up with? I am the single friend. I'm only setting up for myself.

4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? No comment

5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? Cactus Jack
Smart. I need you to post the rest of that cabinet when you're done.
Batter up  
#26 | 960 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Smart. I need you to post the rest of that cabinet when you're done.
Not Smart. There's 15 members of the Cabinet, and 6 Cabinet-level offices.
#27 | 960 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Not Smart. There's 15 members of the Cabinet, and 6 Cabinet-level offices.
So, you aren't going to do it?






(things I learned today and should probably retained: There are 15 members of the cabinet and 6 cabinet-level offices)
Batter up  
#28 | 960 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, you aren't going to do it?






(things I learned today and should probably retained: There are 15 members of the cabinet and 6 cabinet-level offices)
Probably not, but I'll give you the ones I thought up immediately.

State: Jess
AG: Norse
Education: Teach
Interior: Glenda
Energy: Laurel
Labor: You
HHS: Kurt
#29 | 960 days ago

1.Who do you wanna be your cop-partner: Leigh, the bigger the guns the better

2. As president who do you want to be vice pres: Glenda, VP's take lots of abuse and being a Cubs fan she's already used to it

3. Who would you want to set your single friend up with: Janet, he's a glutton for punishment

4. Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene : The six ladies know who they are

5. Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest : like I'm gonna answer this....keep your friends close but your enemies closer
Batter up  
#30 | 959 days ago

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?---->Beans....he will be the good to my bad cop
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP?--->Jason......we already have a plan (sort of)
3)Who would you set your single friend up with?--->my younger single friend with Young Mike and my slightly older and more mature one with Nyce. 
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?----->probably someone nerdy, sarcastic, and "talented"
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest?----Sid....but he's dressed in a hornet proof Armani suit and the hornets nest is at the practice facility for the NE Patriots and the team is a foot away. 
Batter up  
#31 | 959 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
1.Who do you wanna be your cop-partner: Leigh, the bigger the guns the better

2. As president who do you want to be vice pres: Glenda, VP's take lots of abuse and being a Cubs fan she's already used to it

3. Who would you want to set your single friend up with: Janet, he's a glutton for punishment

4. Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene : The six ladies know who they are

5. Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest : like I'm gonna answer this....keep your friends close but your enemies closer
I have those six as Violet, Violet, Violet....Violet....Violet, and uhh Violet.



How'd I do?
Batter up  
#32 | 959 days ago

Some of you need to get out more...

#33 | 959 days ago

so...i read this wrong when i first read it..


5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest? JS

Fixed**
Wham, bam  
#34 | 959 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?---->Beans....he will be the good to my bad cop
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP?--->Jason......we already have a plan (sort of)
3)Who would you set your single friend up with?--->my younger single friend with Young Mike and my slightly older and more mature one with Nyce. 
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene?----->probably someone nerdy, sarcastic, and "talented"
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a hornets nest?----Sid....but he's dressed in a hornet proof Armani suit and the hornets nest is at the practice facility for the NE Patriots and the team is a foot away. 
Well I am nerdy and sarcastic.
#35 | 958 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I have those six as Violet, Violet, Violet....Violet....Violet, and uhh Violet.



How'd I do?
Well...yeah
Batter up  
#36 | 958 days ago
my_sideproject (+)

 I choose none for 1,2,3 and 4. For #5 I choose all of you because I don't like ANYONE one here. This place used to be amazing a few years back. Now there is only like 7 people who partake in Q crap. That is my daily rant.
#37 | 958 days ago

1)Who do you want to be your cop partner?  Glenda
2)As President, who do you want to be the VP? Janet
3)Who would you set your single friend up with? Ashley ( I have an evil streak)
4)Who would you want to team up with in a porn scene? So many choices....
5)Who would you give the bat to if the pinata was actually a  hornets nest? Jason
Batter up  

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