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Filter Error Xmas Weekend Edition (Edited 12/25/11 07:51PM by SusanVette)
Its early.  Im tired.  I think i f**ked up my back.  There are no more red velvet chocolate chip cookies here.   My day has started off fanfu**ingtastic.   Im going to try and find a hydrocodone and watch REC 2 to brighten my morning. 

So in lieu of all of that...I guess...Merry Xmas bitches.

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26 Fans 
27%a. Merry Xmas Bitches.
12%b. Did he just call us bitches?
0%c. I hate you.
12%d. Im shooting reindeer tonight.
0%e. Delete this poll!
0%f. You give me diarrhea.
31%g. I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!
15%h. Beaneaters!!!
4%i. Space formerly known as F**k Beaneaters!!!

 &nbp;
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#61 | 944 days ago

Holy sh**!  Play of the year!

Merry Xmas Bitches.  
  
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#1 | 944 days ago

Season''s Greetings! Maybe a massage with a "happy ending" would fix your back AND mood? HOLY SH!T did you say red velvet chocolate chip COOKIES??
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#2 | 944 days ago

Merry Christmas Q'rs!
Sorry about your back Jason that suxs...hope you find relief. Im all blahed out. Go Skins!
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#3 | 944 days ago

Morning. I'll only be home for an hour, and try to get enough info on the Chiefs/Raiders and Broncos/Bills games today. How did I do without Internet streams and Redzone before?

Spending both days with my family, so I'll be happy and driven crazy the entire time. Yay.
#4 | 944 days ago

I dipped someone else's balls in chocolate last night.

Merry Christmas, s**theads.  Damn you, Cactus Jack, with your catchy little catchphrases!!!
#5 | 944 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I dipped someone else's balls in chocolate last night.

Merry Christmas, s**theads.  Damn you, Cactus Jack, with your catchy little catchphrases!!!
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#6 | 944 days ago

Christmas Eve party tonite at the g/f's with 40+ family. Somebody PLEASE shoot me now!
Merry F***in Christmas Jason .... and all my Q peeps.

P.S.  $20 says Kenne gets drunk tonite and forgets where his car is.  Any takers?
#7 | 944 days ago

Okay getting excited now! I don't think Christmas is going to be as jam packed full of "fun" as usual (run here run there)! We'll have more time to enjoy presents besides, The Princess is getting a bike this year! I hope she freaks out! Any wrapping suggestions for a Mt bike are appreciated! The really fun part is she still believes in Santa!
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#8 | 944 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Christmas Eve party tonite at the g/f's with 40+ family. Somebody PLEASE shoot me now!
Merry F***in Christmas Jason .... and all my Q peeps.

P.S.  $20 says Kenne gets drunk tonite and forgets where his car is.  Any takers?
Oh god you have to go the gf's family party too?  Lets shoot each other. Im bringing the camera and getting hairy upskirts all night!
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#9 | 944 days ago

Got distracted with a q-tip in my ear...hit my ear drum. This is a bad sign of some sort.
#10 | 944 days ago

Gawd yes. I always tell her these gatherings are proof she HAD to be adopted. My goal, as usual, will be to make sure all these inbreds find rides home so none of them have a reason to stay the nite.
#11 | 944 days ago
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Merry Christmas, Gentleman!

            
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
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#13 | 944 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Got distracted with a q-tip in my ear...hit my ear drum. This is a bad sign of some sort.
That's not so bright.



Merry Christmas people! One perk to being at my moms...Christmas Eve's omelets. They're huge, delicious goodness, I taught her well. I'm about to dance before football! 

 
This made me laugh.....A LOT:
 
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#14 | 944 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Merry Christmas, QVILLE!


I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#15 | 944 days ago
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AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I dipped someone else's balls in chocolate last night.

Merry Christmas, s**theads.  Damn you, Cactus Jack, with your catchy little catchphrases!!!
 
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#16 | 944 days ago
Nick__ (+)

I have my son this weekend.   Heading over to a friends house tonight for dinner, then, to my Dads house tomorrow. Off of work on Monday.

That's the extent of my Christmas weekend!

Hope you all have a nice weekend and Holiday!
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#17 | 944 days ago

 i really wish i had someplace to bitch without sounding like a whiny bitch.

Everyone enjoy your weekend, Merry Christmas, Hanakah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, etc.  Be safe, cherish your family, loved ones, whoever puts a smile on your face.

My kids better make me smile, otherwise I'm bah humbugging this bitch for a long time.  My bar and bartender are both available tomorrow night.  Good thing I have some money saved.
Did he just call us bitches?  
#18 | 944 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

It aint often that Ol' Cactus Jack finds hisself at a loss for words, but G*d d*mn Ron Paul has got to be one stoopid mother f**ker if he actually wrote those letters.  If you aint hip on the $h*t I'm laying down, then you need to learn how to F'n read, then check this $h*t out...http://news.yahoo.com/ad-newsletter-ron-paul-forecast-race-war-011503908.html.  He says he didn't write this stuff, and really, who can blame him for denying it.  Among the "gems" of his "superior intelligence", Paul refers to Martin Luther King Day as "National Hate Whitey Day", and states that AIDS sufferers "enjoy the attention and pity that comes with being sick."  I really don't know what to say, but Dear Baby Jesus on your birthday, if this is true please don't let him become the leader of the most kick a$$ nation on the whole F'n planet!

The new retro Air Jordans are causing some a$$ whoopins at retailers across the nation.  Further proof that Kobe is a scab.  Don't see nobody laying down a beating for some Air Kobes do we?  I guess he was too busy f**king those extra 105 Ho's to figger out out to get in on that kinda action. 

What in the f**k is up with all these videos of UPS and Fed-Ex drivers being douchehats with our goods?  I say these grinchy b*st*rds need to enrich the ranks of the unemployed, muey pronto.  The other part that I don't get is why these rich f**kers are spending so much money on video cameras that they aint using to enhance my collection of amateur porn.  F'n Scrooges!

Thats all the F'n news you get today.

You've been edJACKated!
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#19 | 944 days ago

Been home since yesterday afternoon to complete my Xmas obligations, which as those who know me are aware, is all I see Christmas as: one large obligation.

Conversation last night between myself and my 8 year old sister:

Sister: "I've got to go to Washington DC!"
Me: "Why?"
Sister: "To see Alex Ovechkin."
Me: "Well, I live there too. Don't you want to see me?"
*she thinks a moment*
Sister: "Maybe"

Apparently to her, Ovechkin is "dreamy."
#20 | 944 days ago

Merry Christmas everybody!

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Darlene Love!
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#21 | 944 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Been home since yesterday afternoon to complete my Xmas obligations, which as those who know me are aware, is all I see Christmas as: one large obligation.

Conversation last night between myself and my 8 year old sister:

Sister: "I've got to go to Washington DC!"
Me: "Why?"
Sister: "To see Alex Ovechkin."
Me: "Well, I live there too. Don't you want to see me?"
*she thinks a moment*
Sister: "Maybe"

Apparently to her, Ovechkin is "dreamy."
 Is that the same as going to a game?

Or is she just hoping to run into him at the Lincoln Memorial?
Did he just call us bitches?  
#22 | 944 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kramer wrote:
Merry Christmas everybody!

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Darlene Love!
 Strong pipes on that one!  
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#23 | 944 days ago

All I want from that fat lazy slob that uses slave labor is 2 little things. First and foremost I want a Cowboys victory today and then as an added bonus I want a NY Jets victory!
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#24 | 944 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Been home since yesterday afternoon to complete my Xmas obligations, which as those who know me are aware, is all I see Christmas as: one large obligation.

Conversation last night between myself and my 8 year old sister:

Sister: "I've got to go to Washington DC!"
Me: "Why?"
Sister: "To see Alex Ovechkin."
Me: "Well, I live there too. Don't you want to see me?"
*she thinks a moment*
Sister: "Maybe"

Apparently to her, Ovechkin is "dreamy."
Dreamy?  Ovechkin looks like a hillbilly, and he's not the only Russian who looks fugly.  Malkin and Kopitar both look like they could pass for twins of Frankenstein.
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#25 | 944 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
 Strong pipes on that one!  
Darlene turned 70 earlier this year.
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#26 | 944 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
All I can give you all for Christmas, and the only thing I'd really want to give you people, is this week's NFL Live Thread.
#27 | 944 days ago

kramer wrote:
Dreamy?  Ovechkin looks like a hillbilly, and he's not the only Russian who looks fugly.  Malkin and Kopitar both look like they could pass for twins of Frankenstein.
Don't insult my sister's taste in men. She's 8. She'll figure out missing teeth are bad soon enough.
#28 | 944 days ago

My hockey crush is retired now.


So, I guess it's on to the next....

#29 | 944 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Don't insult my sister's taste in men. She's 8. She'll figure out missing teeth are bad soon enough.
Most eight yr olds are missing teeth themselves....

My niece is missing about 6 herself.
#30 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

After killing off my entire family, except my father, whom I chased off to AZ and haven't heard from in years, Christmas Eve in the Villier apartment is best known as Saturday!

My question is this: Why the heck did Hollywood wait until SUNDAY to debut movies this weekend?!? Since they are all about the money, why not get their normal 2 weekend days of ticket sales? If people are going to show up on Christmas Day to watch a movie, wouldn't they show up on Christmas Eve or Christmas Eve Eve?
Did he just call us bitches?  
#31 | 944 days ago

As the year comes to a close, I find myself reflecting upon events that have unfolded, for which I am thankful.  First. I am thankful for Jen Sterger, for being so ridiculously hot and helping rid the world of the never ending drama queen, Brett Favre.



Second, I am thankful for the NBA lockout.  The extra time was needed for Ms. Vanessa to finish counting all the way up to 105.  !05 is a magical number, that when multiplied to the infinite exponential value of not having a pre-nup, makes her a very, very, rich woman.  Merry Christmas to the Bryant's



Thirdly, I would like to thank Baby Jesus for early release for good time.  Without them, I would still be wondering which quarterback would be stuck with the unenviable task of failinhg to deliver an NFL Championship to the City of Brotherly Love.  Here's to you Vick.  The McChunky mantle has been passed.

 

I bought Vick a puppy for Christmas too...



I'm sure there's more, but I gotta actually do some work for a few.
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#32 | 944 days ago
Nick__ (+)

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
My hockey crush is retired now.


So, I guess it's on to the next....

I got you his Jersey with your name on it in Ash's "Gee Whiz, It's Christmas...Season 2.68 " post.
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#33 | 944 days ago

If there is a reason to believe in baby jesus then this is it.

Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#34 | 944 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
If there is a reason to believe in baby jesus then this is it.

 I am not sure that it is baby jesus, but I definitely want to place something in her manger!
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#35 | 944 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I am not sure that it is baby jesus, but I definitely want to place something in her manger!
Is that Laurel?
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#36 | 944 days ago

Enough people have already said M***y C*******s, that I don't have to.




Tesus is good!
#37 | 944 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Is that Laurel?
Maybe? If it is I think she dyed her hair, do you think the carpet matches the curtains?
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#38 | 944 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I am not sure that it is baby jesus, but I definitely want to place something in her manger!
If she wasnt such a slut id get a divorce and marry her instead.  But Jaime gets around.   Plus i absolutely cannot accept this....



Or this....



Not this either...

.
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#39 | 944 days ago

Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
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#41 | 944 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Licensing whore?
She has a picture in every NFL uniform...but she was a Dolphins cheerleader.
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#42 | 944 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
She has a picture in every NFL uniform...but she was a Dolphins cheerleader.
Oh okay.
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#43 | 944 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
All I can give you all for Christmas, and the only thing I'd really want to give you people, is this week's NFL Live Thread.
Don't fib, you know you'd love to buy me a cool present 

Merry Christmas Eve, Friiiiiends!

I'm so FREAKING excited for tomorrow, I can hardly stand it. I can't wait for Kiernan to see the stuff Santa's leaving at our house, and what we got her. I've let her open one present each day since the eve of the Winter Solstice, all clothes, and she's been so happy with each one. She said "You guys always get me such cool clothes!" I better enjoy that while I can. 

There's a dead turtle at the end of my driveway 

I stayed up way too late last night reading, and I'm tired. It's ok - I'll be up late tonight too...so much stuff to set up. I usually have help with this stuff, but since it's just me this year, I'll be a busy busy elf!

Did he just call us bitches?  
#44 | 944 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
She has a picture in every NFL uniform...but she was a Dolphins cheerleader.
 Where's the Cowboys one? Where's the Cowboys one? Where's the Cowboys one?
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#45 | 944 days ago

Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#46 | 944 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Here is a little Christmas Parody song for all of you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8yJogJEEM


I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#47 | 944 days ago

Why the hell are y'all PQ'ing me for asking a question, stupid jerks?!
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#48 | 944 days ago

Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#49 | 944 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Why the hell are y'all PQ'ing me for asking a question, stupid jerks?!
It wasn't me this time, but if you would like, I can make it an even 4, in honor of Brett Favre.
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#50 | 944 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
No bottom boob love!  HA
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#51 | 944 days ago

I did dip my balls in chocolate last night. 

  

Merry Christmas Kiddos! 

May the Big Guy in a red suit bring you something you want. (I want the Kings to go on an offensive explosion and score 3 goals in a game and a winning record.)

FYI----Frankenberry (aka Kopitar) is sexy! The darkness under his eyes turn me to mush. 
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
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#53 | 944 days ago

Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
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#55 | 944 days ago

 
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#56 | 944 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 
I want some of those!
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#57 | 944 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
This thread is reminding me why I never log on to the LR at work.
#58 | 944 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I want some of those!
Instead of your Blue ones?
#59 | 944 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Instead of your Blue ones?
Word!
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#60 | 944 days ago

My great aunt whose house we go to on Christmas and Easter every year had to have a heart valve replaced about a month ago.  She just turned 84 the other day, and we didn't know if she'd be out of rehab by Christmas.  I found out a couple days ago she will be back home, and all is well.  She's the only one of my grandfather's siblings still alive out of 6.
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#61 | 944 days ago

Holy sh**!  Play of the year!

Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#62 | 944 days ago

Pinterest and Spotify insist that I have a FB or twitter acct to join. Um, no. And I don't like them trying to force me. People go to jail for that kind of stuff.
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#63 | 944 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Pinterest and Spotify insist that I have a FB or twitter acct to join. Um, no. And I don't like them trying to force me. People go to jail for that kind of stuff.
It is a website, calm down. It isn't like they are trying to Kobe you in a Colorado hotel room.
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#64 | 944 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
It is a website, calm down. It isn't like they are trying to Kobe you in a Colorado hotel room.
 lol, i would certainly hope not. Kobe likes to put things in places that weren't designed for such...
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#65 | 944 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Holy sh**!  Play of the year!

Bengals potentially will have one of/ if not the best receiving core in the NFL.  Jerome Simpson, A.J. Green, and Jermaine Gresham are/ will be tough to defend.
#66 | 944 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 lol, i would certainly hope not. Kobe likes to put things in places that weren't designed for such...
Says who?
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#67 | 944 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Says who?
EXIT
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#68 | 944 days ago

 
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#69 | 944 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Pinterest and Spotify insist that I have a FB or twitter acct to join. Um, no. And I don't like them trying to force me. People go to jail for that kind of stuff.
 You should get twitter anyway. I think it would amuse you.
Did he just call us bitches?  
#70 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

(Edited by BDV4U)
Joe_L wrote:
Bengals potentially will have one of/ if not the best receiving core in the NFL.  Jerome Simpson, A.J. Green, and Jermaine Gresham are/ will be tough to defend.
Bengals and Best are not to be uttered in the same sentence! That's more creepy than the pedophile $#!+ in yesterday's FE. LMAO
Did he just call us bitches?  
#71 | 944 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
Bengals and Best are not to be uttered in the same sentence! That's more creepy than the pedophile $#!+ in yesterday's FE. LMAO
It was hard for me to type, I promise.
#72 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Joe_L wrote:
It was hard for me to type, I promise.
I know, my brother, I know! Must have been the Christmas Spirit that came over you!
Did he just call us bitches?  
#73 | 944 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Eric_ wrote:
This thread is reminding me why I never log on to the LR at work.
 What can I say........our squirrels are festive out here. 

 
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#74 | 944 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
I know, my brother, I know! Must have been the Christmas Spirit that came over you!
Ewwww, I don't want the Christmas Spirit coming anywhere near me!
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#75 | 944 days ago

Merry Christmas to everyone!
#76 | 944 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
I know, my brother, I know! Must have been the Christmas Spirit that came over you!
It was spirits alright, more like Paton, other than C*******s. lol
#77 | 944 days ago

I got some kick arse neighbors, the cat lady across the street brought baked goods, and unfortunately, they had to go straight into the trash, my young neighbors on the other side brought me a six pack of jeremiah weed! Woohoo!
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#78 | 944 days ago

Merry Christmas to all!



Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out
#79 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

kteacher wrote:
 What can I say........our squirrels are festive out here. 

 


In St. Louis, squirrels did their decorating back in October! LOL
Did he just call us bitches?  
#80 | 944 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 
Is this where we all get to start making fun of Kobe??

Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#81 | 944 days ago

 
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#82 | 944 days ago

#83 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Did he just call us bitches?  
#84 | 944 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#85 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 
Did he just call us bitches?  
#86 | 944 days ago

Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#87 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 
Did he just call us bitches?  
#88 | 944 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Is this where we all get to start making fun of Kobe??

Sounds good to me!

 
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#89 | 944 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 
not your finest moment
#90 | 944 days ago

Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#91 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 

Truth is, Saint Nicholas, aka Santa Claus in some languages, DID exist.
Did he just call us bitches?  
#92 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Did he just call us bitches?  
#93 | 944 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
not your finest moment
 
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#94 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Did he just call us bitches?  
#95 | 944 days ago

 
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#96 | 944 days ago

(Edited by coyotedances)
richard_cranium wrote:
 
Whoa, someone picking on Christian stereo types? Christians are, after all, sub human. I mean, look at all the people who died because of religion during the crusades. And all major wars were fought because of religion. Never mind the whole Stalin and Hitler atheistic killings and genocides in Darfur where millions get killed without religion or Christians at the helm. It's still their fault. I'm not a fan, I am a follower.
#97 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 
WWTTD (What Would Tim Tebow Do?)
Did he just call us bitches?  
#98 | 944 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
WWTTD (What Would Tim Tebow Do?)
throw 4 picks
#99 | 944 days ago
BDV4U (+)

coyotedances wrote:
throw 4 picks
Prezactly! Proving your point! LMAO
Did he just call us bitches?  
#100 | 944 days ago

I went to see The Adventures of TinTin at the movies today and told the concession girl I wanted a large c**k instead of a large Coke. 
I saw the trailer for The Hobbit:  An Unexpected Journey today.  It was like a wet dream for my inner geek. 
#101 | 944 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I went to see The Adventures of TinTin at the movies today and told the concession girl I wanted a large c**k instead of a large Coke. 
I saw the trailer for The Hobbit:  An Unexpected Journey today.  It was like a wet dream for my inner geek. 
 All I got out of this was that Christi wants a large c**k to go with her wet dream. Am I the only one that got that message?
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#102 | 944 days ago

I've been home alone for the last two hours while everyone went to church. Well, I'm actually with two very annoying and stupid dogs. Well, that's not quite right either. I'm with one dog and one howler monkey.
#103 | 944 days ago

Anthony Bourdain as his butcher cuts some beef cheek:  "As one watches this, one can hardly help but think of poor Heidi Montag.  What was she thinking?"
#104 | 944 days ago
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richard_cranium wrote:
 All I got out of this was that Christi wants a large c**k to go with her wet dream. Am I the only one that got that message?
Don't think you can get that in Louisville, unless you go to the Hillerich & Bradsby factory. Otherwise, you have to go to the C*** bottling plant here in Cincinnati for the other thing
Did he just call us bitches?  
#105 | 944 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 All I got out of this was that Christi wants a large c**k to go with her wet dream. Am I the only one that got that message?
That's on my unwritten Christmas list each year.  Santa knows what I like.  Wait, what?
#106 | 944 days ago

I think santa got my early christmas present mixed up with one of J's bois.. I was rear-ended by a laotian gentleman this afternoon.  Good thing my truck is indestructible

Merry christmas to all and to all a good, drunk night
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#107 | 944 days ago

 My kids are getting an Air Hockey Table.  tomorrow just got a lot better.
Did he just call us bitches?  
#108 | 944 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Licensing whore?
Sorry Ash...I saw 3 pq's and couldn't help myself....nothing gets me hotter than 3 pq's....well......besides this chick


Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#109 | 943 days ago

Merry Christmas, Everyone!
#110 | 943 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 My kids are getting an Air Hockey Table.  tomorrow just got a lot better.
I have one but my brother broke the leg off of it so we haven't used it in years D:
#111 | 943 days ago
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hskrdave wrote:
 My kids are getting an Air Hockey Table.  tomorrow just got a lot better.
I miss the BubbleBoy hockey tables, with the rods and puck shooting out of the slot at center ice automatically!
Did he just call us bitches?  
#112 | 943 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
I miss the BubbleBoy hockey tables, with the rods and puck shooting out of the slot at center ice automatically!
 you mean like this one that sits in my living room:



plus i have a foosball table, and hopefully a pinball machine soon.
Did he just call us bitches?  
#113 | 943 days ago
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Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#114 | 943 days ago

Buenos Navidad, $h*theads!

No news.  All the world's bull$h*t is officially on hold, cuz Cactus Jack F'n sez so. 

You've been edJACKated.
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#115 | 943 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I went to see The Adventures of TinTin at the movies today and told the concession girl I wanted a large c**k instead of a large Coke. 
I saw the trailer for The Hobbit:  An Unexpected Journey today.  It was like a wet dream for my inner geek. 
Well, did she give you one?
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#116 | 943 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Well, did she give you one?
No.  I don't think she knows it's the Season of Giving.
#117 | 943 days ago

Happy Christmas everyone..
I just got my day going and listened to my favorite Christmas song, so have a glorious day

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in at eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So Happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy fa**ot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day


I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas Day

I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#118 | 943 days ago

Merry Christmas, Everybodee!

Fiddling around with a new filter set for Photoshop, while listening to school choirs on the Telly.  (My daughter's school was recorded, so I get to see them as well.)  The station's website has all the videos, and I've already downloaded all 3 songs, even noting that they misspelled the school name.
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#119 | 943 days ago

Just got back from church, it was great, we took turns reading about baby jesus and sang. Putting the finishing touches on christmas dinner. Be safe everyone!
PEACE
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#120 | 943 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
No.  I don't think she knows it's the Season of Giving.
I.........oh I better not....Merry Holidays Sunshine
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#121 | 943 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Ultimate in Geekdom:

How weird is it that there was NFL football on SATURDAY and Doctor Who on SUNDAY and not the other way around?
Did he just call us bitches?  
#122 | 943 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Christmas everyone..
I just got my day going and listened to my favorite Christmas song, so have a glorious day

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in at eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So Happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy fa**ot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day


I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas Day

I see you were in the mood for the classics...
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#123 | 943 days ago

 Merry Christmas everyone!! 
Beaneaters!!!  
#124 | 943 days ago

 Hope everyone's having an awesome Merry Christmas!
Did he just call us bitches?  
#125 | 943 days ago

Home from celebrating Christmas.  I loved watching my niece and nephew open their gifts.  My nephew wore his Incredible Hulk outfit all day, which was a ton of fun for me.  He's got a superhero obsession, and there isn't a day that goes by that he doesn't dress up as Captain America, Spiderman, Ironman, Batman or something.  They got him a bunch of costumes after Halloween for dirt cheap.

Anyhow, this morning my mom gave me my Dad's Bible.  I know most of you don't necessarily agree with my faith.  But my Dad was a man who truly lived what he believed and his Bible was very important to him.  So it's a very meaningful thing for me to have.

I'm watching Call of the Wildman on Animal Planet.  I thought the likelihood of him being from Kentucky was low.  But he IS from Kentucky.  smh.  I think the next apocalypse won't be zombies.  It will be hillbillies. 

I hope you guys are enjoying your day.  Next stop:  the end of the world.
#126 | 943 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
All I want from that fat lazy slob that uses slave labor is 2 little things. First and foremost I want a Cowboys victory today and then as an added bonus I want a NY Jets victory!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........I mean....how did that work out for you?
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#127 | 943 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Home from celebrating Christmas.  I loved watching my niece and nephew open their gifts.  My nephew wore his Incredible Hulk outfit all day, which was a ton of fun for me.  He's got a superhero obsession, and there isn't a day that goes by that he doesn't dress up as Captain America, Spiderman, Ironman, Batman or something.  They got him a bunch of costumes after Halloween for dirt cheap.

Anyhow, this morning my mom gave me my Dad's Bible.  I know most of you don't necessarily agree with my faith.  But my Dad was a man who truly lived what he believed and his Bible was very important to him.  So it's a very meaningful thing for me to have.

I'm watching Call of the Wildman on Animal Planet.  I thought the likelihood of him being from Kentucky was low.  But he IS from Kentucky.  smh.  I think the next apocalypse won't be zombies.  It will be hillbillies. 

I hope you guys are enjoying your day.  Next stop:  the end of the world.
I think that's a wonderful gift. My grandma gave me her tattered bible not long ago and though I don't follow her beliefs, it's a very special gift and I know I will cherish it even more when she passes. What a thoughtful thing for your mom to give to you. Merry Christmas!
Did he just call us bitches?  
#128 | 943 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Hope everyone's having an awesome Merry Christmas!
You Too!
#129 | 943 days ago
BDV4U (+)

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Home from celebrating Christmas.  I loved watching my niece and nephew open their gifts.  My nephew wore his Incredible Hulk outfit all day, which was a ton of fun for me.  He's got a superhero obsession, and there isn't a day that goes by that he doesn't dress up as Captain America, Spiderman, Ironman, Batman or something.  They got him a bunch of costumes after Halloween for dirt cheap.

Anyhow, this morning my mom gave me my Dad's Bible.  I know most of you don't necessarily agree with my faith.  But my Dad was a man who truly lived what he believed and his Bible was very important to him.  So it's a very meaningful thing for me to have.

I'm watching Call of the Wildman on Animal Planet.  I thought the likelihood of him being from Kentucky was low.  But he IS from Kentucky.  smh.  I think the next apocalypse won't be zombies.  It will be hillbillies. 

I hope you guys are enjoying your day.  Next stop:  the end of the world.
Zombies. Hillbillies. Is there a discernible difference?
Did he just call us bitches?  
#130 | 942 days ago

(contrary to popular opinion) Egg Nog is the greatest beverage known to mankind!!

...if  you do it right, and often

Oh yeah Whatup?/

#131 | 942 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
Zombies. Hillbillies. Is there a discernible difference?
Not to the naked eye.
#132 | 942 days ago

 Hope everyone is enjoying their Boxing Day - we are watching movies on the new TV.  I feel very blessed this year.
Beaneaters!!!  
#133 | 942 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
 Hope everyone is enjoying their Boxing Day - we are watching movies on the new TV.  I feel very blessed this year.
Congrats on the new TV. I remember when I got my new HDTV. WOW!!! Enjoy the holidays and the new TV!!
#134 | 942 days ago

 i'm watching Band of Brothers.  Which to me is awesome and kind of weird.  The fact I can watch this much blood sometimes just makes me realize what I can do when it matters.
Did he just call us bitches?  
#135 | 942 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i'm watching Band of Brothers.  Which to me is awesome and kind of weird.  The fact I can watch this much blood sometimes just makes me realize what I can do when it matters.
I often won't list all of my favorite movies, TV shows, and books all in one place, because I think doing so might get me put on the No-Fly List 
Did he just call us bitches?  
#136 | 942 days ago

Jess wrote:
I often won't list all of my favorite movies, TV shows, and books all in one place, because I think doing so might get me put on the No-Fly List 
 I'd rather drive anyway.  depending on where i'm going.  I just like to be in control of my destination.
Did he just call us bitches?  
#137 | 942 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Debi_L wrote:
 Hope everyone is enjoying their Boxing Day - we are watching movies on the new TV.  I feel very blessed this year.
Keep your left up, stay on the balls of your feet & keep moving. Jab!
Did he just call us bitches?  
#138 | 942 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Jess wrote:
I often won't list all of my favorite movies, TV shows, and books all in one place, because I think doing so might get me put on the No-Fly List 
 Eh, it's not so bad.....




#139 | 942 days ago

I've admitted to laughing at a soldier taking a bullet in the head.
#140 | 942 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
 Eh, it's not so bad.....




I see you haven't gotten my gift yet.
Im shooting reindeer tonight.  
#141 | 942 days ago

Love this.
#142 | 942 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Love this.
 We saw that last night and killed ourselves laughing.  My hubby said that would be me, if we ever split up.  Told him. yep, cuz if we split up, I could afford to go to a game.  
Beaneaters!!!  
#143 | 942 days ago

 
Merry Xmas Bitches.  
#144 | 942 days ago
BDV4U (+)

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Love this.
Bet he was "taking snaps" under his new "Center" on the couch, floor, bed, table, ....
Did he just call us bitches?  
#145 | 941 days ago
Nick__ (+)

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Love this.
How ironic that the picture to the left starts with "HO-HO"
I dipped my balls in chocolate last night!  
#146 | 941 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Hope everyone's having an awesome Merry Christmas!
what can we say but thanks to God most high
#147 | 941 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Home from celebrating Christmas.  I loved watching my niece and nephew open their gifts.  My nephew wore his Incredible Hulk outfit all day, which was a ton of fun for me.  He's got a superhero obsession, and there isn't a day that goes by that he doesn't dress up as Captain America, Spiderman, Ironman, Batman or something.  They got him a bunch of costumes after Halloween for dirt cheap.

Anyhow, this morning my mom gave me my Dad's Bible.  I know most of you don't necessarily agree with my faith.  But my Dad was a man who truly lived what he believed and his Bible was very important to him.  So it's a very meaningful thing for me to have.

I'm watching Call of the Wildman on Animal Planet.  I thought the likelihood of him being from Kentucky was low.  But he IS from Kentucky.  smh.  I think the next apocalypse won't be zombies.  It will be hillbillies. 

I hope you guys are enjoying your day.  Next stop:  the end of the world.
I received my Dads Bible the year he passed and I know how you feel. It is so worn I really need to get it repaired but at the same time I dont want to, because thats how he used it.

Call of the Wildman is a train wreck you have to watch, except for the whole ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, thing he did every 5 minutes, which  did get annoying, the turtleman is a trip, and he works on a barter/pay system.  I know the episode I watched he got paid with a basket of taters and then then next time he got paid like twenty bucks.

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