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Secret lovers...
It's only a secret because they don't know it yet. Soooo, my girl crush list is at least up to 8, but I'm going to give my top 5 right now. (I'll probably post the male ones in the poll too, idk yet) I would like for you all to do the same. Post your top 5 celeb crushes in order, or if you don't have 5... up to 5. And, no, your real spouses/partners don't qualify. They already have to deal with you. 
1. She's been constant for years and years. She'd be the wife. Charlize Theron.
Secret lovers... Photo
2. My very first girl crush (I was 12). Still sucks me in. She's the perma-mistress. Vanessa Marcil.
Secret lovers... Photo 
3. I don't even know what it is about her, but I tried to move her down just now and couldn't. She's the girlfriend.
Secret lovers... Photo
4. She purrty and seems low maintenance. She moved up quick. Total when I'm in town side chick. Serinda Swan.
Secret lovers... Photo  
5. She's been hot to me since Four Brothers, and has only gotten better with age. My new chick almost beat her out just now, but on the thickness alone, I give you secret wifey (don't tell Charlize), Sofia Vergara.
Secret lovers... Photo

*Oh, right click pics, image properties, width anywhere from 200-400. Resize, people. Jeez. Thanks.
| Closed on 01/27/12 at 05:00PM
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20 Fans 
15%a. I think this is called stalking...
15%b. My lovers already know...
20%c. Mine are...
5%d. I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...
25%e. I'm a super dork and a liar...
20%f. Beans is kinda famous...

 &nbp;
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#3 | 1029 days ago

Goddess


Wife


Werewolf Sex


Strange


Illegal
I'm a super dork and a liar...  
  
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#1 | 1029 days ago


 
My lovers already know...  
#2 | 1029 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
 Chics----- 1. She's my friend.   2. Eva Mendes     3. Sofia

 4. Kate Winslet    5. Jennifer Aniston

Dudes---->
 1. Matt Damon (he loves teachers)   2. Stephen Colbert (shut up!)

 3. Justin Long      4. Chris Hemsworth
   5. Joe Mansakdfnasldfkj from True Blood
I'm a super dork and a liar...  
#3 | 1029 days ago

Goddess


Wife


Werewolf Sex


Strange


Illegal
I'm a super dork and a liar...  
#4 | 1029 days ago

  Anne Hathaway, Dorky Girl Next Girl Wifey. 
Halle Berry, We Could Get Our Monster's Ball On...
Jennifer Aniston, Because She Needs To Settle Down
Rhona Mitra, Imagine All The Action Packed Activities We Could Have
And Last But Not Least, If You Don't Know Me By Now, Wifey In Real Life, Salma Hayek.
Mine are...  
#5 | 1029 days ago


1.  Padma Lakshmi

2,  Frieda Pinto

3.  Paula Patton

4.  Alina Vicariu

5. Adriana Lima
#6 | 1028 days ago

I like Sunshine's list, maybe with Paula #1. I change daily. So, I'm narrowing mine down to TV/movie characters, because they're nuts... and I love crazy.

1. Carrie Mathison - Homeland (Check out the promo pic, lol. Even that doesn't do her craziness justice.)
2. Alice - Luther (Cookoo for coco puffs.)
3. Cece - New Girl (Closet crazy, because her bestie is a lunatic and she looks good in overalls.)
4. Colombiana - (Hottie means business. Crazy. Vengeful. Machine gun business.)
5. Calisi - Game of Thrones (Her husband was a barbarian and she gave birth to dragons inside a funeral pyre. Nuff said.)
Beans is kinda famous...  
#7 | 1028 days ago

WTF is going on here!?
Mine are...  
#8 | 1028 days ago
John_Daly (+)

1. Natalie Portman- 


2. Mila Kunis- 



3. Rachel McAdams- 


4. 1998-2002 Jennifer Love Hewitt -  




5.  Selena Gomez-    ( Shes 19 1/2 )   selena gomez and justin bieber kids choice awards 2011. selena gomez and justin bieber
#9 | 1028 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
WTF is going on here!?
I believe you mean

""
My lovers already know...  
#10 | 1028 days ago

Rogs' #4 just made me go through Heartbreakers gifs for 15 minutes.



#11 | 1028 days ago

1) Avril Lavigne


2) Sarah Michelle Gellar


3) Mila Kunis


4) Amy Adams


5) Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
#12 | 1028 days ago
18packabs (+)

Just so You all know, I can keep a Secret....
I think this is called stalking...  
#13 | 1028 days ago

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#17 | 1028 days ago

my apologies for not posting all at once but my firewall prevents me uploading certain images and my work comes in electronically so any given moment my server kicks me out of Q'Ville
#18 | 1028 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 1. Torrie Wilson


2.  Sofia Vergara



3. Emmanuelle Chriqui



4. Selma Hayek



5. Elisha Cuthbert



6. Tatyana Ali

 
My lovers already know...  
#19 | 1028 days ago

What a glorious thread!
#20 | 1028 days ago
Nick__ (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
I like Sunshine's list, maybe with Paula #1. I change daily. So, I'm narrowing mine down to TV/movie characters, because they're nuts... and I love crazy.

1. Carrie Mathison - Homeland (Check out the promo pic, lol. Even that doesn't do her craziness justice.)
2. Alice - Luther (Cookoo for coco puffs.)
3. Cece - New Girl (Closet crazy, because her bestie is a lunatic and she looks good in overalls.)
4. Colombiana - (Hottie means business. Crazy. Vengeful. Machine gun business.)
5. Calisi - Game of Thrones (Her husband was a barbarian and she gave birth to dragons inside a funeral pyre. Nuff said.)
 Zoe has some major sex appeal!  
My lovers already know...  
#21 | 1028 days ago
Nick__ (+)

DAMN, ASH!!!  Serinda Swan is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!   I've never heard of her before!

Sweet baby jesus!  
My lovers already know...  
#22 | 1028 days ago

After I put this together I realized there are no Americans.. Greatest country in the world pssshhh

1. Easy peasy, Mila Kunis


2. Biggest crush from the late 90s.. There's something about the French.. Laetitia Casta



3. Adriana Lima.. Brazil is a magical place.. If you ignore the extreme poverty, gang violence, unsolved murders, filth and disease.


4. Because I am a man of world wide tastes, how about something from Africa.. Candice Swanepoel


5. And just because I'm smitten.. Keira Knightley
#23 | 1028 days ago

1. Salma Hayek

2. Sofia vergara

3.Charlize Theron

4. Diane Lane

5. Halle Berry
Mine are...  
#24 | 1028 days ago

oooooooooh yes.............this is  1 poll that wont have people BUST-ing up laughing ........serious stuff here.............
#25 | 1028 days ago

Salma Hayek is #5
Secret lovers... PhotoVanessa Marcil is #4
Secret lovers... PhotoCharlize Theron is #3
Halle Berry is #2
AND THE WOMAN I WOULD CALL MY WIFE, MISTRESS, LOVER IF SHE WASN'T ALREADY MARRIED AND HAD A BABY IS:...............
Adriana Lima.
Mine are...  
#26 | 1028 days ago

LOVE ALL THE PHOTOS
#27 | 1028 days ago
Nick__ (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
Who Dat?!?!  (sorry Ash  )
My lovers already know...  
#28 | 1028 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Who Dat?!?!  (sorry Ash  )
 Holly Marie Combs
My lovers already know...  
#29 | 1028 days ago

when you horn dogs get tired of those ladies, i'll take your castoffs.
#30 | 1028 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jess wrote:
 Holly Marie Combs
Oh yeah!  Wasn't she on Charmed or one of those WB weak-a$$ shows?!?!

She's cute!
My lovers already know...  
#31 | 1028 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Oh yeah!  Wasn't she on Charmed or one of those WB weak-a$$ shows?!?!

She's cute!
I know - crooked eyebrows and all - shhhh J 
#32 | 1028 days ago

Posting to post something later.
#33 | 1028 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
1. Natalie Portman- 


2. Mila Kunis- 



3. Rachel McAdams- 


4. 1998-2002 Jennifer Love Hewitt -  




5.  Selena Gomez-    ( Shes 19 1/2 )   selena gomez and justin bieber kids choice awards 2011. selena gomez and justin bieber
I like how you qualified Love-Hewitt, excellent job. She had (has) kind of the same career arc as Pedro Martinez. Untouchable from late 90's to early 2000's. This deserves its own poll.
Beans is kinda famous...  
#34 | 1027 days ago

1. Carrie Underwood



2. Katy Perry



3. Katie Holmes



4. Jennifer Love Hewitt



5. Morgan Fairchild

#35 | 1027 days ago

mojo wrote:
1. Carrie Underwood



2. Katy Perry



3. Katie Holmes



4. Jennifer Love Hewitt



5. Morgan Fairchild

Pre-Cruise Katie Holmes?
I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  
#36 | 1027 days ago

Pre-Cruise although current Katie is not to bad either
#37 | 1026 days ago

mojo wrote:
Pre-Cruise although current Katie is not to bad either
Maybe, but she is not the same. I used to dig her.
I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  
#38 | 1023 days ago

I'm ready to add my man list.

George Clooney

Shea Weber

Mike Modano
#39 | 1023 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
I promised to come back to this, and after writing a blog post so big I had to split into two parts because the blog software couldn't handle it, I definitely needed to come back.

1. Catalina Sandino Moreno







Saw her in her debut film, "Maria Full of Grace," and was mesmerized. Her performance was incredible (and Oscar nominated), and to me, she was and is just stunningly beautiful. Because of her, I saw Fast Food Nation. Because of her, I saw her part is Paris Je T'aime on YouTube (which was good because then I didn't have to watch the rest). Because of her, I went to New York for the first time to see her in a off-Broadway play that was a half hour too long and "starred" Matthew Broderick, who should have brought postage stamps on stage.

2. Simona De Silvestro



Obviously, I like race car drivers. Simona's still young, but has shown flashes of great talent despite adversity. She's also much more down to earth than a certain other now ex-IndyCar driver. Also, unless you were in combat, I'm pretty sure Simona's tougher than you. After her car was destroyed and her hands severely burned in this crash during Indy 500 practice, she returned 2 days later to put her backup car, a car so old and slow it was called Pork Chop, in the field. She's also not bad to look at.

3. Alison Brie





















I already miss Community.

4. Shakira

You know who she is, and you know where to find pictures.

I don't really have a 5th right now, so top 4 will do fine.
#40 | 1023 days ago

i posted without listing my #1

#41 | 1022 days ago

 1. Duh


2. Megan Massacre(she just recently became number 2)


3. Marcela Valladolid(after watching her kick a$$ with Bobby Flay on ICA last night, she made the list)


4. Tiffani Amber Thiessen(I have been in love with her since I was in junior high)


5. Padma Lakshmi(nuff said)

Mine are...  
#42 | 1022 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Eric_ wrote:
Posting to post something later.

(nevermind)

I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  
#43 | 1022 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 1. Duh


2. Megan Massacre(she just recently became number 2)


3. Marcela Valladolid(after watching her kick a$$ with Bobby Flay on ICA last night, she made the list)


4. Tiffani Amber Thiessen(I have been in love with her since I was in junior high)


5. Padma Lakshmi(nuff said)

#3 made the list after ONE food episode. What the hell did she make?!
I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  
#44 | 1022 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
#3 made the list after ONE food episode. What the hell did she make?!
Must have been Chinese....Cream of sum yung guy
#45 | 1022 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
#3 made the list after ONE food episode. What the hell did she make?!
 If you can team up with Flay and beat Morimoto and his partner then you are bad a$$!
Mine are...  
#46 | 1022 days ago

Oh, I didn't do the menfolk.
1. You all should know. I've loved him the most since 1998. Matt Damon

2. Mmmm. That is all. George Clooney

3. He's my hood *****. Jadakiss

4. If he's just an extra in a movie, I'd still watch. Haters gon' hate. Mark Wahlberg.

5. It's almost everything about him. It's been decades...his sexy won't quit.

6. Just

These really aren't in much order.
Honorable mention to James Franco, Josh Duhamel, Jason Bateman, and John Williams.
I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  
#47 | 1022 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, I didn't do the menfolk.
1. You all should know. I've loved him the most since 1998. Matt Damon

2. Mmmm. That is all. George Clooney

3. He's my hood *****. Jadakiss

4. If he's just an extra in a movie, I'd still watch. Haters gon' hate. Mark Wahlberg.

5. It's almost everything about him. It's been decades...his sexy won't quit.

6. Just

These really aren't in much order.
Honorable mention to James Franco, Josh Duhamel, Jason Bateman, and John Williams.
Your #6 makes me "awww" every time I see him.
Your #5 does not.  I know I'm in the minority on that, but I just ... I think he looks like he probably smells.  And is dirty.  

I don't know that I really have a top __.  However, I'll try (with the exception of #1, these change often)...

1.  Ryan Reynolds has been my #1 for years.  He's pretty, and seems like such a cool guy.  How can you not swoon over him?


2.  Another Ryan (Gosling).  I've always liked him, but lately he has turned up the sexy.



3.  I know, it's weird, but I like nerdy, awkward guys.  And I was super-crushing on him in Zombieland.



4.  J.P. Pitoc ... I think I've only ever seen him in "Trick" (where he played a gay exotic dancer, heyyyyy) and "Species 3" (), but there's something about those big ears that make me weak.  His rockin' body doesn't hurt, either.  



5.  Victor Cruz started as a talent-crush, but then I saw him salsa dance in the end zone and I was smitten.  


Beans is kinda famous...  
#48 | 1022 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Your #6 makes me "awww" every time I see him.
Your #5 does not.  I know I'm in the minority on that, but I just ... I think he looks like he probably smells.  And is dirty.  

I don't know that I really have a top __.  However, I'll try (with the exception of #1, these change often)...

1.  Ryan Reynolds has been my #1 for years.  He's pretty, and seems like such a cool guy.  How can you not swoon over him?


2.  Another Ryan (Gosling).  I've always liked him, but lately he has turned up the sexy.



3.  I know, it's weird, but I like nerdy, awkward guys.  And I was super-crushing on him in Zombieland.



4.  J.P. Pitoc ... I think I've only ever seen him in "Trick" (where he played a gay exotic dancer, heyyyyy) and "Species 3" (), but there's something about those big ears that make me weak.  His rockin' body doesn't hurt, either.  



5.  Victor Cruz started as a talent-crush, but then I saw him salsa dance in the end zone and I was smitten.  


Ha. Milo makes me "awww", too. And Depp has been beautiful to me since the beginning. I think his great hair helps. He only looks like he smells in the Pirates movies to me, so then, he's just a good actor, not someone I'm trying to take home.

Idk what I've seen your #4 in, but his ears made me laugh in it.
#5 is a good choice, but I hope he's awful this weekend. LYMI.
I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  
#49 | 1022 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Ha. Milo makes me "awww", too. And Depp has been beautiful to me since the beginning. I think his great hair helps. He only looks like he smells in the Pirates movies to me, so then, he's just a good actor, not someone I'm trying to take home.

Idk what I've seen your #4 in, but his ears made me laugh in it.
#5 is a good choice, but I hope he's awful this weekend. LYMI.
Johnny Depp was super cute back in the day.  I was so upset when his bed turned into a blender in "A Nightmare on Elm Street".  But now, I dunno.  I've fallen out of kinda-like-you-because-you're-cute with him.  

My #5 will be outstanding this weekend because he always is.  And you'll be ok with it because his sexy hip-swaying will distract you from the fact that he's scoring against your teams ... a lot.  
LYMIGROS.    (because I have no idea what yours meant, I made one up)
Beans is kinda famous...  
#50 | 1022 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Johnny Depp was super cute back in the day.  I was so upset when his bed turned into a blender in "A Nightmare on Elm Street".  But now, I dunno.  I've fallen out of kinda-like-you-because-you're-cute with him.  

My #5 will be outstanding this weekend because he always is.  And you'll be ok with it because his sexy hip-swaying will distract you from the fact that he's scoring against your teams ... a lot.  
LYMIGROS.    (because I have no idea what yours meant, I made one up)
Aww, R.I.P. Glen...One, Two, Freddie's coming for you. Three, Four, Better lock your door....

And you're probably right, so now, I'm thinking he may need to get food poisoning because I WILL NOT be okay with his scoring. (I'm just playing...maybe)


Love you, mean it...and I figured you were making sh** up.
I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  
#51 | 1022 days ago

in no particular order, these are my top 5:

1. camilo villegas


2. el duderino


3. this guy (no clue who he is)


4. these fictional guys; leonardo and gaz from modern warfare 1
 

4. arian foster


5. prince
#52 | 1014 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
in no particular order, these are my top 5:

1. camilo villegas


2. el duderino


3. this guy (no clue who he is)


4. these fictional guys; leonardo and gaz from modern warfare 1
 

4. arian foster


5. prince
During the last game when someone was interviewing Foster, everyone in the house was chit chatting it up, and then when they saw him on the screen, it was *all the women stop* "uhh...umm..yeah...mmm...who...are those beauty marks...ooo...he has 2... (me: "mmhmm")...so, yeah...who is that?"

I laughed.

Leonardo? I think we've discussed this, but I was a Raphael kinda girl, myself, followed closely by the nerd.
I've never thought about a person of the same or opposite sex...  

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