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Q Hurricane warning (Edited 01/02/12 03:30PM by )
As we all know there are 5 catagories to any hurricane.

catagory 1, 74 to 95 mile an hour winds. Very dangerous will produce some damage.

catagory 2, 96 to 110 mile an hour winds. Extremely dangerous, will cause extensive damage.

catagory 3, 111 to 130 mile an hour winds. Devasting damage will occur.

catagory4, 131 to 155 mile an hour winds. Catastrophic damage will occur.

catagory 5, 155 ,ile an hour winds and higher. Again catastrophic damage.

Anoher thing that we all know about hurricanes are, until recently they are named after women. Which brings me to the point of the poll.

You get to pick a lady q'er, and tell us whch catagory hurricane she would be, and how bad of damage she would cause if she ever was a hurricane.. Have fun.
| Closed on 02/01/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
24 Fans 
13%a. I pick.
25%b. No way in hell.
21%c. Why does it have to be a female
8%d. Go bake something
25%e. How many days til baseball?
8%f. Beans

 &nbp;
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#7 | 968 days ago

Ugh FINE! I'll start...

Jess is a Category 5 - but not because she's windy or horribly mean. She just has the ability to eliminate you 

I have to think about the rest, but I will be back.
Why does it have to be a female  
  
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#1 | 968 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

And remember, Janet cannot actually pyhsically hurt you. So don't be afarid.
#2 | 968 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Ummm.......I'm gonna pass
No way in hell.  
#3 | 968 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nick__ wrote:
Ummm.......I'm gonna pass
I double dog dare you.
#4 | 968 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Ummm.......I'm gonna pass
Psh..chicken
Why does it have to be a female  
#5 | 968 days ago
BDV4U (+)

I remember when Hurricane Ike blew threw Cincinnati and left a black eye, like Tina Turner. I'm definitely not going here!
How many days til baseball?  
#6 | 968 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
And remember, Janet cannot actually pyhsically hurt you. So don't be afarid.
At least for now.

*Edited because I screwed up. 
Why does it have to be a female  
#7 | 968 days ago

Ugh FINE! I'll start...

Jess is a Category 5 - but not because she's windy or horribly mean. She just has the ability to eliminate you 

I have to think about the rest, but I will be back.
Why does it have to be a female  
#8 | 968 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Man, I never realized just how chicken the q men are. :]


Ok, Janet a catagory 5. She will rip through you likea hot knife going through butter. She will destroy any and all things in her path. She will make you say I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto. And the house that killed her sister, well it was one of the things in the path. She didn't care. Just went right on blowing. :}
#9 | 968 days ago

KOBE_LUVA............category 1......she likes to give me a little hell...........which is cool.....and so is she..........(  notice LUVA.....not many CAPS.......lol.......).......
#10 | 968 days ago
18packabs (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Man, I never realized just how chicken the q men are. :]


Ok, Janet a catagory 5. She will rip through you likea hot knife going through butter. She will destroy any and all things in her path. She will make you say I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto. And the house that killed her sister, well it was one of the things in the path. She didn't care. Just went right on blowing. :}
Who you calling a Chicken?

Beans  
#11 | 968 days ago
BDV4U (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Man, I never realized just how chicken the q men are. :]


Ok, Janet a catagory 5. She will rip through you likea hot knife going through butter. She will destroy any and all things in her path. She will make you say I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto. And the house that killed her sister, well it was one of the things in the path. She didn't care. Just went right on blowing. :}
Confusing "chicken" with highly-intelligent and madly attached to our genitalia.
How many days til baseball?  
#12 | 968 days ago

This is some sort of test of male stupidity, isn't it?
#13 | 968 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Eric_ wrote:
This is some sort of test of male stupidity, isn't it?
No.  
#14 | 968 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

18packabs wrote:
Who you calling a Chicken?

 

 

I noticed you didn't name a q'er.

#15 | 968 days ago

 I choose ME! I am slow to begin, but when I get there, I am a #5!! I will destroy you! ;)
Why does it have to be a female  
#16 | 968 days ago

A Cat 1 can really mess you up, just saying........
#17 | 968 days ago

Kat is a category 3: she blows through the AFC West, locals reported seeing Chiefs riding Broncos, Charging South, more at 11

Becky is a category 4: blowing through the Pacific leaving a trail of Coyotes, Sharks, and Ducks seeing Stars
I pick.  
#18 | 968 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
Confusing "chicken" with highly-intelligent and madly attached to our genitalia.
As if we could find them after those remarks! (geesh)
I pick.  
#19 | 968 days ago

Not sure I wanna go there either.
#20 | 968 days ago
Nick__ (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
I double dog dare you.
Well, considering the fact that I don't know how well their oral skills are, I can't state. 
No way in hell.  
#21 | 968 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Kat is a category 3: she blows through the AFC West, locals reported seeing Chiefs riding Broncos, Charging South, more at 11

Becky is a category 4: blowing through the Pacific leaving a trail of Coyotes, Sharks, and Ducks seeing Stars
 
Why does it have to be a female  
#22 | 968 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nick__ wrote:
Well, considering the fact that I don't know how well their oral skills are, I can't state. 



pervert.
#23 | 968 days ago
18packabs (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:

 

 

I noticed you didn't name a q'er.

I don't know any Que'ers.......
Beans  
#24 | 968 days ago

 I'm thinking Glenda has the capability to be a Cat 3... but from what I "have saw" she's barely the calm before the storm 
I pick.  
#25 | 968 days ago

On the scale from 1 to Katrina-esque collateral damage, Leigh is probably a solid 8... 9 if she's had a taste. #TheHumanity  LMAO!



Is there anybody else you would want to *[fill in the blank] with?

- rob a bank
- have 48 hr Vegas marriage
- collaborate on an album
- go fishing
- open a bar
- get arrested in Bangkok
- *(grow up losers, that's so middle school. Plz don't add something everybody sees coming and top it off with a smiley wagging his tongue. Just don't. Jerkies.)

There is NOTHING you can put in that blank space, that won't delight me. She's the best. Jess does the Q have an MVP?




Go bake something  
#26 | 968 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ironhead_mike wrote:
 I'm thinking Glenda has the capability to be a Cat 3... but from what I "have saw" she's barely the calm before the storm 
Oh I can be vicious.   Just look at this.

scared aren't ya.



#27 | 968 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Oh I can be vicious.   Just look at this.

scared aren't ya.



 Yeah, uh, good thing I have my mouth guard in to keep my teeth from chattering so much!  
I pick.  
#28 | 968 days ago

Violet - Category 0, she's too sweet & friendly to hurt anyone
#29 | 968 days ago

 Ok Jess is unpredictable and has the ability to wipe people off the face of the Q, so she can be the worst. 

Ashlie & Janet are like a twin category 2 - come out of no where, strike quickly and move on just as fast and seem to intensify each other.

Glenda is like a gentle breeze on a warm summer day.

Thats all I got..
Go bake something  
#30 | 968 days ago

 Okay, Nellie (Sports_Schmorts)  is DEFINITELY a Category 5.  That woman can burn thru a room faster than anyone I've ever met leaving more chaos and destruction than I've ever seen.  However, she can be the most gentle, kind, considerate storm, and alter her course if necessary to avoid those she loves.

Christi is a Category 4.  Don't make that woman angry or you will be sorry.  I haven't seen her completely off the board angry, but I've seen her mad enough that I've run for muh bed and pulled the covers over muh head.

Jess, yep, she's the category 5+ we are all skurred of.

Ashlie is the tropical storm threatening to build into a full fource 5 hurricane.  You just don't wanna test her, or get in her way.

Becky has to hold it together, cuz she has kids to be a role model for, so even tho she is also skurry, I put her at a Category 2.

Janet and Leigh both scare the hell outta me, so they are the unheard of Category 10's.

Now I'm hiding under muh bed.  Maybe I'll come back in about a week, when all them hurricanes have died down.
#31 | 967 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Violet - Category 0, she's too sweet & friendly to hurt anyone
Thanks for the vote of confidence Ken
#32 | 967 days ago
Nick__ (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:



pervert.
and your point is??????  
No way in hell.  
#33 | 967 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
Man, I never realized just how chicken the q men are. :]


Ok, Janet a catagory 5. She will rip through you likea hot knife going through butter. She will destroy any and all things in her path. She will make you say I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto. And the house that killed her sister, well it was one of the things in the path. She didn't care. Just went right on blowing. :}
 There's a difference between being chicken and being smart.

Ok, FINE, I'll go the dumb route!

CAT 1 - Christi - she has some spice to her, which I like!
CAT 2 - Leigh, she could cause some damage and I wouldn't want to be on that end of it, but, for the most part is a sweetheart!
CAT 3 - Janet, once again, she'll go up against the best of them and won't back down!
CAT 4 - Ash - lady has some fire behind her and I wouldn't want to piss her off!
CAT 5 - Jess because she can rid you of this place.....like that (snap)
No way in hell.  
#34 | 967 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Violet - Category 0, she's too sweet & friendly to hurt anyone
G**!





(it's true but still....wait...she's mesican. That's not true at all, you have no idea)
#35 | 967 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
I, jerks, would be a Category 1 or like Debi said...a tropical storm, probably just a tropical depression, really. I'm quiet and I internalize everything.

Cat 1- Teach - That foul language comes from somewhere. Don't let those huge glasses fool you.
Cat 2- Janet - She'll hurt you quick and keep it moving. On to the next...
Cat 3- Jot - He has no heart. And, I'm pretty sure he likes to make people things disappear.
Cat 4- Jason - Basically the same as Jot, but will tear up more sh** in his path just for the f*** of it. (he talks more sh** than Joe)
Cat 5- Kevin -He has no soul, no heart, no love. He's an a**hole and  when he's around death will more than likely become you. (sad cause i love him so *sigh*)
#36 | 967 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I, jerks, would be a Category 1 or like Debi said...a tropical storm, probably just a tropical depression, really. I'm quiet and I internalize everything.

Cat 1- Teach - That foul language comes from somewhere. Don't let those huge glasses fool you.
Cat 2- Janet - She'll hurt you quick and keep it moving. On to the next...
Cat 3- Jot - He has no heart. And, I'm pretty sure he likes to make people things disappear.
Cat 4- Jason - Basically the same as Jot, but will tear up more sh** in his path just for the f*** of it. (he talks more sh** than Joe)
Cat 5- Kevin -He has no soul, no heart, no love. He's an a**hole and  when he's around death will more than likely become you. (sad cause i love him so *sigh*)
     JOT, JASON & KEVIN, Ash is labeling you all as WOMEN!!!!

UT-OH!    There is, definitely, going to be furniture flying around this mutha!

   
No way in hell.  
#37 | 967 days ago

cubs girl would be a 5...looks calm but will blow you away
ms_hippie queen  5 comes in strong and leave havoc in her path
#38 | 967 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
     JOT, JASON & KEVIN, Ash is labeling you all as WOMEN!!!!

UT-OH!    There is, definitely, going to be furniture flying around this mutha!

   

There have been male-named hurricanes.

Hurricane Names Selected for the Atlantic Basin

1997/2003 1998/2004 1999/2005 2000/2006 2001/2007 2002/2008
Ana Alex Arlene Alberto Allison* Arthur
Bill Bonnie Bret Beryl Barry Bertha
Claudette Charley Cindy Chris Chantal Cesar
Danny Danielle Dennis Debby Dean Dolly
Erika Earl Emily Ernesto Erin Edouard
Fabian Frances Floyd* Florence Felix Fran
Grace Georges* Gert Gordon Gabrielle Gustav
Henri Hermine Harvey Helene Humberto Horrtense
Isabel Ivan Irene Isaac Iris* Isidore
Juan Jeanne Jose Joyce Jerry Josephine
Kate Karl Katrina* Keith* Karen Kyle
Larry Lisa Lenny* Leslie Lorenzo Lili
Mindy Mitch* Maria Michael Michelle* Marco
Nicholas Nicole Nate Nadine Noel Nana
Odette Otto Ophelia Oscar Olga Omar
Peter Paula Phillippe Patty Pablo Paloma
Rose Richard Rita Rafael Rebekah Rene
Sam Shary Stan Sandy Sebastien Sally
Teresa Tomas Tammy Tony Tanya Teddy
Victor Virginie Vince Valerie Van Vicky
Wanda Walter Wilma William Wendy Wilfred

#39 | 967 days ago

2002/2008
Arthur
Bertha
Cesar
Dolly
Edouard
Fran
Gustav
Horrtense
Isidore
Josephine
Kyle
Lili
Marco
Nana
Omar
Paloma
Rene
Sally
Teddy
Vicky
Wilfred

Last column didn't fit.
#40 | 967 days ago

They alternate now, every other storm.
Why does it have to be a female  
#41 | 967 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Oddfool wrote:

There have been male-named hurricanes.

Hurricane Names Selected for the Atlantic Basin

1997/2003 1998/2004 1999/2005 2000/2006 2001/2007 2002/2008
Ana Alex Arlene Alberto Allison* Arthur
Bill Bonnie Bret Beryl Barry Bertha
Claudette Charley Cindy Chris Chantal Cesar
Danny Danielle Dennis Debby Dean Dolly
Erika Earl Emily Ernesto Erin Edouard
Fabian Frances Floyd* Florence Felix Fran
Grace Georges* Gert Gordon Gabrielle Gustav
Henri Hermine Harvey Helene Humberto Horrtense
Isabel Ivan Irene Isaac Iris* Isidore
Juan Jeanne Jose Joyce Jerry Josephine
Kate Karl Katrina* Keith* Karen Kyle
Larry Lisa Lenny* Leslie Lorenzo Lili
Mindy Mitch* Maria Michael Michelle* Marco
Nicholas Nicole Nate Nadine Noel Nana
Odette Otto Ophelia Oscar Olga Omar
Peter Paula Phillippe Patty Pablo Paloma
Rose Richard Rita Rafael Rebekah Rene
Sam Shary Stan Sandy Sebastien Sally
Teresa Tomas Tammy Tony Tanya Teddy
Victor Virginie Vince Valerie Van Vicky
Wanda Walter Wilma William Wendy Wilfred

 Yes, but, Glenda's instructions clearly state " You get to pick a lady q'er, and tell us whch catagory hurricane she would be, and how bad of damage she would cause if she ever was a hurricane.. Have fun."

LOL!
No way in hell.  
#42 | 967 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
 Yes, but, Glenda's instructions clearly state " You get to pick a lady q'er, and tell us whch catagory hurricane she would be, and how bad of damage she would cause if she ever was a hurricane.. Have fun."

LOL!
So, you're following the instructions to the letter, as set by the dustdevil Glend....er,...uh,...Oh, I meant mighty, all-powerful, the Great Oz, Category 5 Glenda?
#43 | 967 days ago

isiswolf38 wrote:
 I choose ME! I am slow to begin, but when I get there, I am a #5!! I will destroy you! ;)
 You do look like an "Irene". Are you responsible for the devastation that tore up CT  a couple months ago?
Go bake something  
#44 | 967 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Oddfool wrote:
So, you're following the instructions to the letter, as set by the dustdevil Glend....er,...uh,...Oh, I meant mighty, all-powerful, the Great Oz, Category 5 Glenda?
Out of respect for the person that posts the instructions.......yep.  Just so happens to be Glenda (lol) 
No way in hell.  
#45 | 967 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
So, you're following the instructions to the letter, as set by the dustdevil Glend....er,...uh,...Oh, I meant mighty, all-powerful, the Great Oz, Category 5 Glenda?
I can read you know.
#46 | 967 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
I can read you know.
I'm so proud of you.  There are many adults who can't read, and still more like this...



...who claim to read, but don't see the signs.
#47 | 967 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
     JOT, JASON & KEVIN, Ash is labeling you all as WOMEN!!!!

UT-OH!    There is, definitely, going to be furniture flying around this mutha!

   
No, I wasn't. But there are only about 5 women who posts so, I just didn't want to keep repeating.

Those boys know they can get it...
#48 | 961 days ago

isiswolf38 wrote:
 I choose ME! I am slow to begin, but when I get there, I am a #5!! I will destroy you! ;)
LMAO!! Hell yeah! ;)
Why does it have to be a female  
#49 | 958 days ago

 nm, its  a female cause they blow...wait, there are politically correct now...Gabe, Chad, and Todd next year
Why does it have to be a female  

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