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2012 Bold Predictions: "The Comeback" (Edited 03/03/12 06:48PM by sports_schmorts)
Last week I wanted a Best Of list for '11, that's soooo two-thousand-and-late this week. Now I want you you to predict who is going to have a comeback in 2012. Sports. Music. TV. Movies. (Mooser? Ha!) Whatever. It can be anybody, any place or anything really. And throw in a few reasons as to why or don't.

FYI, I think Blackberry is the new MySpace, but we'll see. I chose the company as my throw away pick in the Dead Pool I'm in and somebody called "comeback" for them. Which lead to this poll.

Got it? Good. Go.

(blah, blah, blah, talk amongst yourselves.)


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#12 | 962 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
Octomom will make a comeback with another set of babies, this time from Ron Jeremy

  
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#1 | 962 days ago

My pick is Demi Moore. I think she gets her fastball back after her divorce from Ashton, kinda like her career "Tommy John surgery." Maybe hooks up with an ex-athlete (Curtis Martin? Dan Majerle? lol) The Linda Lovelace movie is going to be what Pulp Fiction was for Travolta. maybe not an Oscar nominations, but you get the idea.  And last but not least I think Rumer gets knocked up by a member of Foster The People (or whatever group du jour), leading to her being on the cover of O as a hot GrandMa. She'll also make GRILF the new MILF.
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#2 | 962 days ago

The G*na, probably.  Just because that's what it does.

I think LiLo is totally coming back.  And by coming back, I mean making one full movie without a QMZ circus going on.  It's a long way to the top, but I didn't say she'd make it all the way there.

The economy (at least in the U.S. ... Europe is just hitting their "oh f**k" stride, so they're on their own).  It's already bouncing back slightly, and is actually better off than most people think.  And with an election coming up, I think things are gonna happen.
#3 | 962 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
My pick is Demi Moore. I think she gets her fastball back after her divorce from Ashton, kinda like her career "Tommy John surgery." Maybe hooks up with an ex-athlete (Curtis Martin? Dan Majerle? lol) The Linda Lovelace movie is going to be what Pulp Fiction was for Travolta. maybe not an Oscar nominations, but you get the idea.  And last but not least I think Rumer gets knocked up by a member of Foster The People (or whatever group du jour), leading to her being on the cover of O as a hot GrandMa. She'll also make GRILF the new MILF.
Psstt, Marcus ... Rumer is a guy.  He can't get knocked up.  Silly.
#4 | 962 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Psstt, Marcus ... Rumer is a guy.  He can't get knocked up.  Silly.
Okay Rumer and her his partner adopt a little Asian baby like on Modern Family. Still makes Demi a foxy grammy. lol
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#5 | 962 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Okay Rumer and her his partner adopt a little Asian baby like on Modern Family. Still makes Demi a foxy grammy. lol
K, now we can proceed.  
#6 | 962 days ago

SPORTS................the CHICAGO CUBS...............afterall......IT IS NEXT YEAR........lol
MUSIC....................SHANIA TWAIN...................were the hell has she been...........MISS HER and her sexy body.......lol
 

#7 | 962 days ago

going on a limb- what is a MILF?
#8 | 962 days ago
Nick__ (+)

TIGER WOODS!

MADONNA

The THREE STOOGES
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#9 | 962 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
going on a limb- what is a MILF?
You are so cute sometimes.
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#10 | 962 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
going on a limb- what is a MILF?
 Mom I'd Like to F**k
#11 | 962 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
 Mom I'd Like to F**k
OHHHH- thank you so very much!!!!!! I got a lot of those!!!
#12 | 962 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
Octomom will make a comeback with another set of babies, this time from Ron Jeremy

#13 | 962 days ago

Speaking of going out on a limb....Janet's statement:  "And with an election coming up, I think things are gonna happen."  
Is a very analytical point of view.

So taking that que, I'm gonna say,  with it getting dark each night, its gonna be hard to see without a light..
#14 | 962 days ago

mojo wrote:
Speaking of going out on a limb....Janet's statement:  "And with an election coming up, I think things are gonna happen."  
Is a very analytical point of view.

So taking that que, I'm gonna say,  with it getting dark each night, its gonna be hard to see without a light..
I forgot to speak slowly and clearly for those of you who can't dig a little deeper.  
#15 | 962 days ago

mojo wrote:
Speaking of going out on a limb....Janet's statement:  "And with an election coming up, I think things are gonna happen."  
Is a very analytical point of view.

So taking that que, I'm gonna say,  with it getting dark each night, its gonna be hard to see without a light..
and the Mayans are going to be extinct in 2012.
#16 | 962 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
and the Mayans are going to be extinct in 2012.
LOL....that sh*t made me snort.....do I need to turn in my man card.
#17 | 962 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I forgot to speak slowly and clearly for those of you who can't dig a little deeper.  
See typical woman speak.....why should we (guys) have to dig through anything, kinda reminds me of that joke about what a woman really means when she says "fine". 
#18 | 962 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
never mind 


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#19 | 962 days ago

mojo wrote:
See typical woman speak.....why should we (guys) have to dig through anything, kinda reminds me of that joke about what a woman really means when she says "fine". 
Well if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you.  
#20 | 962 days ago

mojo wrote:
See typical woman speak.....why should we (guys) have to dig through anything, kinda reminds me of that joke about what a woman really means when she says "fine". 
#21 | 962 days ago

I'm not sure what's meant by the whole economy and election... its not like any politician does anything but line their pockets with cash and f*ck their secretaries, that is if they're not to proud to hire a full time consort (see Elliot Spitzer).  The only reason the economy is slowly crawling back to life is because the government isn't stepping in and doing stupid sh!t like giving home loans to anyone with a pulse and a wage greater than $6.50/hr.

Anyways....

Does Stephen Jackson count as a comeback for 2012?  If not,  then Tiger Woods....

Movies I'm going with Bruce Willis....

and for Music, unfortunately I'm going with Boy Bands.... **I think my soul just died a little as I typed that last part**
#22 | 962 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
I'm not sure what's meant by the whole economy and election... its not like any politician does anything but line their pockets with cash and f*ck their secretaries, that is if they're not to proud to hire a full time consort (see Elliot Spitzer).  The only reason the economy is slowly crawling back to life is because the government isn't stepping in and doing stupid sh!t like giving home loans to anyone with a pulse and a wage greater than $6.50/hr.

Anyways....

Does Stephen Jackson count as a comeback for 2012?  If not,  then Tiger Woods....

Movies I'm going with Bruce Willis....

and for Music, unfortunately I'm going with Boy Bands.... **I think my soul just died a little as I typed that last part**
I like the last one, lol. I'm with you and I'll predict a Justin Bieber / Frankie Jonas "Watch The Toilet Seat" album. The Mayans may have been right after all.
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#23 | 962 days ago

I hope to be back on a more regular basis at some point this year, and hopefully before 12-12-12.
#24 | 962 days ago



Back to the PLAYOFFS!!!
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#25 | 962 days ago

I'm calling 2012 the year of the return of the cowbell in music..
And by that, I mean that after Jessica Simpson pops out that volkswagen she's carrying, she'll waddle into the studio with her sister Rhinoplasty Simpson to record a suggestive album teaching teen girls to love themselves for who they are.. Followed by a 3 month diet of celery and coffee enemas for Jessica to get back down into a single digit size dress so she can strut those formerly arousingly  huge cans on the red carpet and talk about how she loves how she feels after losing all the weight even though it's led to crippling nosebleeds and anal leakage which she accredits to the hard work and dedication she's been putting in over the previous months.  Fast forward to August when Jessica is photographed naked on a yacht in St. Barts (in an attempt to escape the spotlight after her album sold 49 copies) where she accidentally generates more buzz for herself by getting caught topless by the paparazzi and becomes the brunt of late night talk show jokes because her t*ts now look like what can best be described as two christmas stockings with softballs in the bottom.  The next time we see her is Dick Clark's Speech Rehabilitation Who Are We Kidding With The Rocking New Year's Eve where she's added back the baby weight and more and gets a little saucy quipping how she loves her curves.. Throwing her hands up in the air for all the world to see (her spanx.. which really aren't working) and accidentally farting causing the party goers behind her to vomit.    Fast forward to New Year's Day 2013 where The Other Simpson publicly shows off her Michael Jackson detachable nose (great for the holidays and special occasions) for the first time as she announces her sister was found in the hotel room of the guy who played the Winklevoss twins in the Social Network dead from an overdose of prescription oxycontin and flaming hot cheetos.
Write that down
#26 | 962 days ago

Spoons, the playing of, will be featured in the top grossing film of 2012
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#27 | 962 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Louisville football, bitches!!!!

We got a big commitment from James Burgess, a top pick at linebacker.  I'm hoping Keith Brown and Nick Dawson will commit as well!
#28 | 961 days ago

I hope to regain my life back
#29 | 961 days ago

This will be the year of....
Kirstie Alley
Hammer pants
The Wilson Brothers (Owen's still alive, right?)
MD 20/20
Wild West duels
Chevy chevelle
"It's all good" and "Talk to the hand"

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#30 | 961 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'm calling 2012 the year of the return of the cowbell in music..
And by that, I mean that after Jessica Simpson pops out that volkswagen she's carrying, she'll waddle into the studio with her sister Rhinoplasty Simpson to record a suggestive album teaching teen girls to love themselves for who they are.. Followed by a 3 month diet of celery and coffee enemas for Jessica to get back down into a single digit size dress so she can strut those formerly arousingly  huge cans on the red carpet and talk about how she loves how she feels after losing all the weight even though it's led to crippling nosebleeds and anal leakage which she accredits to the hard work and dedication she's been putting in over the previous months.  Fast forward to August when Jessica is photographed naked on a yacht in St. Barts (in an attempt to escape the spotlight after her album sold 49 copies) where she accidentally generates more buzz for herself by getting caught topless by the paparazzi and becomes the brunt of late night talk show jokes because her t*ts now look like what can best be described as two christmas stockings with softballs in the bottom.  The next time we see her is Dick Clark's Speech Rehabilitation Who Are We Kidding With The Rocking New Year's Eve where she's added back the baby weight and more and gets a little saucy quipping how she loves her curves.. Throwing her hands up in the air for all the world to see (her spanx.. which really aren't working) and accidentally farting causing the party goers behind her to vomit.    Fast forward to New Year's Day 2013 where The Other Simpson publicly shows off her Michael Jackson detachable nose (great for the holidays and special occasions) for the first time as she announces her sister was found in the hotel room of the guy who played the Winklevoss twins in the Social Network dead from an overdose of prescription oxycontin and flaming hot cheetos.
Write that down


Speaking of Dick Clark, I only saw him for a few moments this year but that was enough time to figure out that his most recent plastic surgery was to implant a drool pocket in his inner cheek...so now he has chipmunk face but nooo slob running down his face on New Year's Eve. Well done stupid people who keep exploiting him to get my giggles every year!

Mmmm flaming hot cheetos.
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#31 | 961 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'm calling 2012 the year of the return of the cowbell in music..
And by that, I mean that after Jessica Simpson pops out that volkswagen she's carrying, she'll waddle into the studio with her sister Rhinoplasty Simpson to record a suggestive album teaching teen girls to love themselves for who they are.. Followed by a 3 month diet of celery and coffee enemas for Jessica to get back down into a single digit size dress so she can strut those formerly arousingly  huge cans on the red carpet and talk about how she loves how she feels after losing all the weight even though it's led to crippling nosebleeds and anal leakage which she accredits to the hard work and dedication she's been putting in over the previous months.  Fast forward to August when Jessica is photographed naked on a yacht in St. Barts (in an attempt to escape the spotlight after her album sold 49 copies) where she accidentally generates more buzz for herself by getting caught topless by the paparazzi and becomes the brunt of late night talk show jokes because her t*ts now look like what can best be described as two christmas stockings with softballs in the bottom.  The next time we see her is Dick Clark's Speech Rehabilitation Who Are We Kidding With The Rocking New Year's Eve where she's added back the baby weight and more and gets a little saucy quipping how she loves her curves.. Throwing her hands up in the air for all the world to see (her spanx.. which really aren't working) and accidentally farting causing the party goers behind her to vomit.    Fast forward to New Year's Day 2013 where The Other Simpson publicly shows off her Michael Jackson detachable nose (great for the holidays and special occasions) for the first time as she announces her sister was found in the hotel room of the guy who played the Winklevoss twins in the Social Network dead from an overdose of prescription oxycontin and flaming hot cheetos.
Write that down
I would read this, but to me, blobs of text with no spacing is like a laugh track to you.
#32 | 961 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
This will be the year of....
Kirstie Alley
Hammer pants
The Wilson Brothers (Owen's still alive, right?)
MD 20/20
Wild West duels
Chevy chevelle
"It's all good" and "Talk to the hand"

Owen is alive and (I hope) well. You should watch 'Midnight in Paris' sometime soon, I loved it.
#33 | 961 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Chief_aka_James wrote:
I would read this, but to me, blobs of text with no spacing is like a laugh track to you.
It reads like a stream of consciousness. It had to be written that way. Fight the ADHD and enjoy the ride.


Oh, and I'll add it to the queue.
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#34 | 961 days ago

For some reason it just doesn't flow that well, but this is for James:

I'm calling 2012 the year of the return of the cowbell in music.. (stop)

And by that, I mean that after Jessica Simpson pops out that volkswagen she's carrying, she'll waddle into the studio with her sister Rhinoplasty Simpson to record a suggestive album teaching teen girls to love themselves for who they are.. (stop)

Followed by a 3 month diet of celery and coffee enemas for Jessica to get back down into a single digit size dress so she can strut those formerly arousingly  huge cans on the red carpet and talk about how she loves how she feels after losing all the weight even though it's led to crippling nosebleeds and anal leakage which she accredits to the hard work and dedication she's been putting in over the previous months.  (stop)

Fast forward to August when Jessica is photographed naked on a yacht in St. Barts (in an attempt to escape the spotlight after her album sold 49 copies) where she accidentally generates more buzz for herself by getting caught topless by the paparazzi and becomes the brunt of late night talk show jokes because her t*ts now look like what can best be described as two christmas stockings with softballs in the bottom. (stop)

The next time we see her is Dick Clark's Speech Rehabilitation Who Are We Kidding With The Rocking New Year's Eve where she's added back the baby weight and more and gets a little saucy quipping how she loves her curves.. (stop)

Throwing her hands up in the air for all the world to see (her spanx.. which really aren't working) and accidentally farting causing the party goers behind her to vomit.  (stop)

Fast forward to New Year's Day 2013 where The Other Simpson publicly shows off her Michael Jackson detachable nose (great for the holidays and special occasions) for the first time as she announces her sister was found in the hotel room of the guy who played the Winklevoss twins in the Social Network dead from an overdose of prescription oxycontin and flaming hot cheetos. (stop)

Write that down
#35 | 960 days ago

Well the Mayans say 12/21/2012  is the end, even if you make a comeback, where will you be?
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#36 | 843 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
Well the Mayans say 12/21/2012  is the end, even if you make a comeback, where will you be?
where is cuddles?
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#37 | 841 days ago

derms33 wrote:
where is cuddles?
I was wondering that the other day.  
#38 | 841 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I was wondering that the other day.  
possible worry time
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#39 | 841 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I was wondering that the other day.  
Maybe she is making plans to hang with Dick Clark and Junior Seau on New Years Eve?
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#40 | 841 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Maybe she is making plans to hang with Dick Clark and Junior Seau on New Years Eve?
dude...wow
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#41 | 841 days ago

derms33 wrote:
dude...wow
Too soon or inappropriate to think an elderly woman may have passed away?
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#42 | 841 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Too soon or inappropriate to think an elderly woman may have passed away?
prob both man!!!
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#43 | 841 days ago

the Detroit Lions will make it further in the playoffs in 2012 than they did in 2011
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#44 | 841 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
the Detroit Lions will make it further in the playoffs in 2012 than they did in 2011
not the tigers
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#45 | 841 days ago

I read a story that a huge flock of women were seen leaving from Tiger Woods home last weekend. I'd be willing to bet he's getting his "swing" back (whether he wins a tournament or not) this year.
#46 | 841 days ago

derms33 wrote:
not the tigers
they have to make it to the playoffs first
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#47 | 841 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
they have to make it to the playoffs first
hope they don't
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#48 | 841 days ago

derms33 wrote:
hope they don't
i hope you choke on water indecision
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#49 | 840 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
i hope you choke on water indecision
is beer ok?
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#50 | 840 days ago

derms33 wrote:
is beer ok?
Guinness or Natty Ice?
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#51 | 840 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Guinness or Natty Ice?
Tonite is Labatt's Blue Light Lime
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#52 | 840 days ago

derms33 wrote:
Tonite is Labatt's Blue Light Lime
Never tried Labatt's, I thought only Mexicans put lime in their beer. You learn something new everyday, I guess Canadians do too.
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#53 | 840 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Never tried Labatt's, I thought only Mexicans put lime in their beer. You learn something new everyday, I guess Canadians do too.
think its made in America...24 oz is .99 cents...lovin that
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#54 | 840 days ago

derms33 wrote:
is beer ok?
no. it's a waste of a perfectly good beer.
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