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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Apparently, I make this super sexy filter poll everyday, so you all will respect it. I wish I'd known. Maybe I'll start sending you all 15 polls a week now, too. Oh wait... i just dont give a f***.
I've had maybe 3 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Kumbaya, my lord.
Go Falcons!

| Closed on 01/21/12 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
28 Fans 
32%a. Give It To Me Baby...
7%b. I Wanna Dance With Somebody...
7%c. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go...
4%d. Into the groove...
11%e. Girls Just Want To Have Fun...
21%f. Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...
18%g. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#12 | 959 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I'd just like to say that I dont believe that people dont like getting respects here. Lets say you post a two paragraph comment that you thought was funny and witty, are you telling me you would feel the same if it got 1 respect as opposed to top comment?  Theres nothing wrong with acknowledging the fact that someone liked what you wrote. Stop pretending that you dont care or pay attention to it. Maybe SOME of you dont care, but I believe a lot more of you do care than dont.  You thiink James doesnt care that he has like 6,000 posts and only 2,700 respects?  Well he does!  (Just kidding james)  Nick knows what i'm talking about!   Stop disrespecting the respect by acting like you dont care.  


Kirk out.

 
  
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#1 | 959 days ago

 uh huh 
uh huh

1st
Give It To Me Baby...  
#2 | 959 days ago

Good morning all and I believe I am catching my first cold in 3 years- weather in NYC yesterday - 16 degrees - today 46 degrees- warmer hear than down in the SouthEast- what's wrong with this picture- brace yourselves people- bring on spring!
#3 | 959 days ago

Ooooo Whitney! Morning, it's nippy. Congrats Ash on passing that momentous record or whatever. Like you don't have more important concerns (ie, the Falcons, Lakers, Hawks) :)
Yes, go Falcons, cause if they make it, my broken heart over the Skins, gets a much needed bandaid.
PEACE
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#4 | 959 days ago
18packabs (+)

To ERROR is Human......just sayin.
Beaneaters...  
#5 | 959 days ago

Seems the Canadian brothers and sisters to the north of us, don't like our choices for R candidates for President.
They have started their own party, The Canada Party.   Post from them this a.m.

 

Apologies to Michele Bachmann for scaring her out of the race on our first day. Is it legal to abort a campaign in Iowa?

It is 47 degrees here this a.m. and frankly, I don't know how y'all up north deal with it so long.  This sucks.  I have limited
cold weather clothes and the laundry it creates!   My Gawd!!!       Ugh.   We have a thermometer where the girl puts
on or takes off clothes according to the temp.



Also, want to share a pretty cool story.


PETER FRAMPTON’S LOST GIBSON LES PAUL GUITAR FOUND ON CARIBBEAN ISLAND OF CURAÇAO AFTER 32 YEARS

TWO FANS COLLABORATE TO RETURN FAMED GUITAR

GUITAR PLAYED BY FRAMPTON ON HUMBLE PIE AND
FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! ALBUMS

Peter Frampton’s long-lost guitar was recently discovered after its disappearance in a plane crash 32 years ago. In 1980, a cargo plane carrying Frampton’s equipment for an upcoming show in Panama crashed, supposedly destroying all of the instruments on board including Frampton’s cherished 1954 Gibson Les Paul. Thanks to the unyielding work of two dedicated fans, one in Holland and one on the Dutch Caribbean island of Curaçao, as well as the CEO of the Curaçao Tourist Board, Frampton was reunited with the guitar in an emotional meeting last month in Nashville, TN.
The Curaçao Tourist Board helped acquire the guitar from an individual after hearing news that they may indeed have a lead on the long lost and beloved guitar. Together in Nashville, TN at the Gibson Custom Shop, with experts from Gibson Guitar and Peter Frampton, the team confirmed it was the original guitar long missing from Frampton’s collection.
Frampton’s custom guitar was given to him in 1970 by a man named Mark Mariana when Humble Pie played at the Fillmore West. Frampton borrowed Mariana’s guitar for the show and afterward tried to buy it from him, “But to my surprise he said he couldn't sell it to me—he wanted to give it to me!” he notes.
Frampton played the guitar exclusively on Humble Pie’s Rock On and Rocking the Fillmore albums. The guitar also appeared on a number of sessions for other artists including George Harrison, Harry Nilsson, and John Entwistle. Most notably, Frampton played the guitar on the electrifying Frampton Comes Alive!, one of the top-selling live records of all time.
Frampton is ecstatic to have the guitar back in his hands once again. “I am still in a state of shock, first off, that the guitar even exists let alone, that it has been returned to me. I know I have my guitar back, but I will never forget the lives that were lost in this crash. I am so thankful for the efforts of those who made this possible…And, now that it is back I am going insure it for 2 million dollars and it’s never going out of my sight again! It was always my #1 guitar and it will be reinstated there as soon as possible -- some minor repairs are needed. And, I just can’t wait to get Mark Mariana on the phone.”

Almost the weekend, hang in there!
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#6 | 959 days ago
BDV4U (+)

THIS JUST IN.....WEST VIRGINIA JUST SCORED AGAIN! LOL
#7 | 959 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:

Seems the Canadian brothers and sisters to the north of us, don't like our choices for R candidates for President.
They have started their own party, The Canada Party.   Post from them this a.m.

 

Apologies to Michele Bachmann for scaring her out of the race on our first day. Is it legal to abort a campaign in Iowa?

It is 47 degrees here this a.m. and frankly, I don't know how y'all up north deal with it so long.  This sucks.  I have limited
cold weather clothes and the laundry it creates!   My Gawd!!!       Ugh.   We have a thermometer where the girl puts
on or takes off clothes according to the temp.



Also, want to share a pretty cool story.


PETER FRAMPTON’S LOST GIBSON LES PAUL GUITAR FOUND ON CARIBBEAN ISLAND OF CURAÇAO AFTER 32 YEARS

TWO FANS COLLABORATE TO RETURN FAMED GUITAR

GUITAR PLAYED BY FRAMPTON ON HUMBLE PIE AND
FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! ALBUMS

Peter Frampton’s long-lost guitar was recently discovered after its disappearance in a plane crash 32 years ago. In 1980, a cargo plane carrying Frampton’s equipment for an upcoming show in Panama crashed, supposedly destroying all of the instruments on board including Frampton’s cherished 1954 Gibson Les Paul. Thanks to the unyielding work of two dedicated fans, one in Holland and one on the Dutch Caribbean island of Curaçao, as well as the CEO of the Curaçao Tourist Board, Frampton was reunited with the guitar in an emotional meeting last month in Nashville, TN.
The Curaçao Tourist Board helped acquire the guitar from an individual after hearing news that they may indeed have a lead on the long lost and beloved guitar. Together in Nashville, TN at the Gibson Custom Shop, with experts from Gibson Guitar and Peter Frampton, the team confirmed it was the original guitar long missing from Frampton’s collection.
Frampton’s custom guitar was given to him in 1970 by a man named Mark Mariana when Humble Pie played at the Fillmore West. Frampton borrowed Mariana’s guitar for the show and afterward tried to buy it from him, “But to my surprise he said he couldn't sell it to me—he wanted to give it to me!” he notes.
Frampton played the guitar exclusively on Humble Pie’s Rock On and Rocking the Fillmore albums. The guitar also appeared on a number of sessions for other artists including George Harrison, Harry Nilsson, and John Entwistle. Most notably, Frampton played the guitar on the electrifying Frampton Comes Alive!, one of the top-selling live records of all time.
Frampton is ecstatic to have the guitar back in his hands once again. “I am still in a state of shock, first off, that the guitar even exists let alone, that it has been returned to me. I know I have my guitar back, but I will never forget the lives that were lost in this crash. I am so thankful for the efforts of those who made this possible…And, now that it is back I am going insure it for 2 million dollars and it’s never going out of my sight again! It was always my #1 guitar and it will be reinstated there as soon as possible -- some minor repairs are needed. And, I just can’t wait to get Mark Mariana on the phone.”

Almost the weekend, hang in there!
47???? Hey sweetie - yesterday was -4 in AM- c'mon and get some of this NorthEast flavor- do your body some good- gets the blood pumping - bones cracking - wind tears dropping- live a little!!!
#8 | 959 days ago

(Edited by ankurnathmishra)
Hi,

I've been relatively free today, those on my twitter feed would've noticed #Apologies.

The day started in the suckiest ways with a power outage and s##ty weather.

Work was relatively easy as i decided not to help my minions today. Assigned them tasks and said would you be able to do this on your own

Fooled the client as well gave them a lot of BS to avoid getting more work today.

I hope to go home and find to leech of a relatives there, if my trend continues they'll be in for a ride.

Have a productive day
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#9 | 959 days ago
unopescatore (+)

it's warm today compared to yesterday.....30 degrees. 

Jersey Shore....tonight, 10PM.....CABS HERE!!!! 

Oh how I'd like to get my hands on a Sausage / Pepper & Onion sandwich....SPO's

#10 | 959 days ago
wally_sczerbiak (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
47???? Hey sweetie - yesterday was -4 in AM- c'mon and get some of this NorthEast flavor- do your body some good- gets the blood pumping - bones cracking - wind tears dropping- live a little!!!
sooooooooooo sorry for u.....
#11 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
 Konichiwa Bitches!  

I will bet anyone on here that GLENDA is not in a good mood today, or, she won't be after reading this!

The CUBS, in their effort to solidify their team and organization to contend for years to come, have traded BIG Z to the Miami Marlins for Chris Volstad (pending a physical)!  The CUBS will also eat $15 million of the $18 million owed to Z.  Love this move!  Zambrano wore out his welcome here and is a freaking baby!  Let OZZIE GUILLEN deal with that BI-POLAR SUMMAMABITCH!   Between Ozzie and Carlos, I guaran-damn-tee there's gonna be some equipment flying around the city of Miami!  I can appreciate his passion for the game and for winning but when you are detrimental to your team and teammates, there's a problem!  Now, let's see which sucker will take SORIANO off of our hands!

In other news, BULLS beat the Pistons last night to move to 6-1 on the season.

The Blackhawks and Flyers drop the puck tonight in PHILLY!  Carcillo received a 7 game suspension for his hit on Gilbert and the 7 games came from being a repeat offender of these types of boarding hits!  STUPID-A$$.  I wouldn't be surprised if the HAWKS waived him soon!

Rumor has it that the BEARS may sign Bill Polian and his son Chris to be the new GM????  Not sure how I feel about that?
They are also looking at ATL's GM, SNEAD.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/7425159/ex-chicago-bear-sam-hurd-indicted-drug-dealing-charges - Sam Hurd indicted on 2 counts! A federal grand jury in Dallas indicted former Chicago Bears receiver Sam Hurd and alleged co-conspirator Toby Lujan on Wednesday, each with one count of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute five kilograms or more of cocaine, and one count of possession with intent to distribute 500 grams or more of cocaine, U.S. attorney Sarah R. Saldana of the Northern District of Texas announced.


If convicted on the conspiracy count, Hurd and Lujan face a statutory sentence of not less than 10 years and up to life in prison and a $10 million fine. The possession with intent to distribute count carries, upon conviction, a sentence of not less than five years and up to 40 years in prison and a $5 million fine.   - DUMB A$$ES!!!!



LaBron James is engaged to his babies momma, Savannah Brinson.   
Yeah....whatever!


WAIT!  This just in!   You may know what it feels like to have an orgasm -- but do you know what it looks like? Now, thanks to a team of researchers at Rutgers University, you can see the big "O" in all its colorful glory. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/female-orgasm-brain-video_n_1097659.html?ref=womens-health 


Give It To Me Baby...  
#12 | 959 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I'd just like to say that I dont believe that people dont like getting respects here. Lets say you post a two paragraph comment that you thought was funny and witty, are you telling me you would feel the same if it got 1 respect as opposed to top comment?  Theres nothing wrong with acknowledging the fact that someone liked what you wrote. Stop pretending that you dont care or pay attention to it. Maybe SOME of you dont care, but I believe a lot more of you do care than dont.  You thiink James doesnt care that he has like 6,000 posts and only 2,700 respects?  Well he does!  (Just kidding james)  Nick knows what i'm talking about!   Stop disrespecting the respect by acting like you dont care.  


Kirk out.

 
#13 | 959 days ago

unopescatore wrote:

it's warm today compared to yesterday.....30 degrees. 

Jersey Shore....tonight, 10PM.....CABS HERE!!!! 

Oh how I'd like to get my hands on a Sausage / Pepper & Onion sandwich....SPO's

Though I don't actually WATCH that show, I thank you for showing the Midway Steak House...been a LONG time since I've had one of those....

Morning Q'ers.....SNOW on the ground today in the NJ Shore...we're actually colder here (31) than Lainey in NYC...go figure...we are usually warmer here at the Shore.

Sunday, I head down to Disney World for 5 days....first real vacation in 2.5 years, and THAT vacation was a visit to the in-laws for a week in Florida, when my father in law wanted calimari at the Olive Garden and instead of asking for just "tentacles", he said t@#$icles.  I thought my son (19 at the time) was going to fall off his chair.  He DID fog-nozzle (drink came out through his nose)...

Hope everyone has a GREAT day!
Beaneaters...  
#14 | 959 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
John_Daly wrote:
I'd just like to say that I dont believe that people dont like getting respects here. Lets say you post a two paragraph comment that you thought was funny and witty, are you telling me you would feel the same if it got 1 respect as opposed to top comment?  Theres nothing wrong with acknowledging the fact that someone liked what you wrote. Stop pretending that you dont care or pay attention to it. Maybe SOME of you dont care, but I believe a lot more of you do care than dont.  You thiink James doesnt care that he has like 6,000 posts and only 2,700 respects?  Well he does!  (Just kidding james)  Nick knows what i'm talking about!   Stop disrespecting the respect by acting like you dont care.  


Kirk out.

 
That is 2 mornings in a row that you have tickled the sh** out of me. That's enough of that.





(I, personally, really don't care, but I give you, woody, old mike, and stoney respects sometimes without even reading your posts because I know you all are respect whores  (and i respect that. i don't judge you) who obviously pay attention to not only your numbers, but everyone else's )
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#15 | 959 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Nick__ wrote:
 Konichiwa Bitches!  

I will bet anyone on here that GLENDA is not in a good mood today, or, she won't be after reading this!

The CUBS, in their effort to solidify their team and organization to contend for years to come, have traded BIG Z to the Miami Marlins for Chris Volstad (pending a physical)!  The CUBS will also eat $15 million of the $18 million owed to Z.  Love this move!  Zambrano wore out his welcome here and is a freaking baby!  Let OZZIE GUILLEN deal with that BI-POLAR SUMMAMABITCH!   Between Ozzie and Carlos, I guaran-damn-tee there's gonna be some equipment flying around the city of Miami!  I can appreciate his passion for the game and for winning but when you are detrimental to your team and teammates, there's a problem!  Now, let's see which sucker will take SORIANO off of our hands!

In other news, BULLS beat the Pistons last night to move to 6-1 on the season.

The Blackhawks and Flyers drop the puck tonight in PHILLY!  Carcillo received a 7 game suspension for his hit on Gilbert and the 7 games came from being a repeat offender of these types of boarding hits!  STUPID-A$$.  I wouldn't be surprised if the HAWKS waived him soon!

Rumor has it that the BEARS may sign Bill Polian and his son Chris to be the new GM????  Not sure how I feel about that?
They are also looking at ATL's GM, SNEAD.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/7425159/ex-chicago-bear-sam-hurd-indicted-drug-dealing-charges - Sam Hurd indicted on 2 counts! A federal grand jury in Dallas indicted former Chicago Bears receiver Sam Hurd and alleged co-conspirator Toby Lujan on Wednesday, each with one count of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute five kilograms or more of cocaine, and one count of possession with intent to distribute 500 grams or more of cocaine, U.S. attorney Sarah R. Saldana of the Northern District of Texas announced.


If convicted on the conspiracy count, Hurd and Lujan face a statutory sentence of not less than 10 years and up to life in prison and a $10 million fine. The possession with intent to distribute count carries, upon conviction, a sentence of not less than five years and up to 40 years in prison and a $5 million fine.   - DUMB A$$ES!!!!



LaBron James is engaged to his babies momma, Savannah Brinson.   
Yeah....whatever!


WAIT!  This just in!   You may know what it feels like to have an orgasm -- but do you know what it looks like? Now, thanks to a team of researchers at Rutgers University, you can see the big "O" in all its colorful glory. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/female-orgasm-brain-video_n_1097659.html?ref=womens-health 


Fat Cats & Orgasms.....Rutgers Rules!!!

although...Snooki was a quest speaker...so I take that back:

#16 | 959 days ago

wally_sczerbiak wrote:
sooooooooooo sorry for u.....
Wally Szczerbiak?! I used to dig you in the early T-wolves years!

You spelled your last name wrong, btw.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#17 | 959 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I'd just like to say that I dont believe that people dont like getting respects here. Lets say you post a two paragraph comment that you thought was funny and witty, are you telling me you would feel the same if it got 1 respect as opposed to top comment?  Theres nothing wrong with acknowledging the fact that someone liked what you wrote. Stop pretending that you dont care or pay attention to it. Maybe SOME of you dont care, but I believe a lot more of you do care than dont.  You thiink James doesnt care that he has like 6,000 posts and only 2,700 respects?  Well he does!  (Just kidding james)  Nick knows what i'm talking about!   Stop disrespecting the respect by acting like you dont care.  


Kirk out.

 
 Are you sure you're really John Daly?  You kinda sound like this guy.....John BENDER


Beaneaters...  
#18 | 959 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
That is 2 mornings in a row that you have tickled the sh** out of me. That's enough of that.





(I, personally, really don't care, but I give you, woody, old mike, and stoney respects sometimes without even reading your posts because I know you all are respect whores  (and i respect that. i don't judge you) who obviously pay attention to not only your numbers, but everyone else's )
How dare you not read my posts. That hurt a lil.   You mean you respect it first THEN you read it, right?   
#19 | 959 days ago
wally_sczerbiak (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Wally Szczerbiak?! I used to dig you in the early T-wolves years!

You spelled your last name wrong, btw.
are you jelous or insane? he was the best and is.
#20 | 959 days ago
unopescatore (+)

icfeet wrote:
Though I don't actually WATCH that show, I thank you for showing the Midway Steak House...been a LONG time since I've had one of those....

Morning Q'ers.....SNOW on the ground today in the NJ Shore...we're actually colder here (31) than Lainey in NYC...go figure...we are usually warmer here at the Shore.

Sunday, I head down to Disney World for 5 days....first real vacation in 2.5 years, and THAT vacation was a visit to the in-laws for a week in Florida, when my father in law wanted calimari at the Olive Garden and instead of asking for just "tentacles", he said t@#$icles.  I thought my son (19 at the time) was going to fall off his chair.  He DID fog-nozzle (drink came out through his nose)...

Hope everyone has a GREAT day!
I've stayed away from Sleaze Side since Jersey Shore been on MTV....I just go to Point Pleasant....although the SPO's & food in general is better in Sea Side. Asbury Park is actaully kinda nice now....check it out. :)
#21 | 959 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I'd just like to say that I dont believe that people dont like getting respects here. Lets say you post a two paragraph comment that you thought was funny and witty, are you telling me you would feel the same if it got 1 respect as opposed to top comment?  Theres nothing wrong with acknowledging the fact that someone liked what you wrote. Stop pretending that you dont care or pay attention to it. Maybe SOME of you dont care, but I believe a lot more of you do care than dont.  You thiink James doesnt care that he has like 6,000 posts and only 2,700 respects?  Well he does!  (Just kidding james)  Nick knows what i'm talking about!   Stop disrespecting the respect by acting like you dont care.  


Kirk out.

 
That was only one paragraph, but, I liked it!
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#22 | 959 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:

Seems the Canadian brothers and sisters to the north of us, don't like our choices for R candidates for President.
They have started their own party, The Canada Party.   Post from them this a.m.

 

Apologies to Michele Bachmann for scaring her out of the race on our first day. Is it legal to abort a campaign in Iowa?

It is 47 degrees here this a.m. and frankly, I don't know how y'all up north deal with it so long.  This sucks.  I have limited
cold weather clothes and the laundry it creates!   My Gawd!!!       Ugh.   We have a thermometer where the girl puts
on or takes off clothes according to the temp.



Also, want to share a pretty cool story.


PETER FRAMPTON’S LOST GIBSON LES PAUL GUITAR FOUND ON CARIBBEAN ISLAND OF CURAÇAO AFTER 32 YEARS

TWO FANS COLLABORATE TO RETURN FAMED GUITAR

GUITAR PLAYED BY FRAMPTON ON HUMBLE PIE AND
FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! ALBUMS

Peter Frampton’s long-lost guitar was recently discovered after its disappearance in a plane crash 32 years ago. In 1980, a cargo plane carrying Frampton’s equipment for an upcoming show in Panama crashed, supposedly destroying all of the instruments on board including Frampton’s cherished 1954 Gibson Les Paul. Thanks to the unyielding work of two dedicated fans, one in Holland and one on the Dutch Caribbean island of Curaçao, as well as the CEO of the Curaçao Tourist Board, Frampton was reunited with the guitar in an emotional meeting last month in Nashville, TN.
The Curaçao Tourist Board helped acquire the guitar from an individual after hearing news that they may indeed have a lead on the long lost and beloved guitar. Together in Nashville, TN at the Gibson Custom Shop, with experts from Gibson Guitar and Peter Frampton, the team confirmed it was the original guitar long missing from Frampton’s collection.
Frampton’s custom guitar was given to him in 1970 by a man named Mark Mariana when Humble Pie played at the Fillmore West. Frampton borrowed Mariana’s guitar for the show and afterward tried to buy it from him, “But to my surprise he said he couldn't sell it to me—he wanted to give it to me!” he notes.
Frampton played the guitar exclusively on Humble Pie’s Rock On and Rocking the Fillmore albums. The guitar also appeared on a number of sessions for other artists including George Harrison, Harry Nilsson, and John Entwistle. Most notably, Frampton played the guitar on the electrifying Frampton Comes Alive!, one of the top-selling live records of all time.
Frampton is ecstatic to have the guitar back in his hands once again. “I am still in a state of shock, first off, that the guitar even exists let alone, that it has been returned to me. I know I have my guitar back, but I will never forget the lives that were lost in this crash. I am so thankful for the efforts of those who made this possible…And, now that it is back I am going insure it for 2 million dollars and it’s never going out of my sight again! It was always my #1 guitar and it will be reinstated there as soon as possible -- some minor repairs are needed. And, I just can’t wait to get Mark Mariana on the phone.”

Almost the weekend, hang in there!
That is totally awesome Laurel!
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#23 | 959 days ago

Morning. 

The high today is suppose to be 78 degrees. Yesterday it was in the 80's. It's beautiful here. 

OH.....and I respect a lot. What else am I suppose to spend my Q stash on? 

Have a fantastic day......................................wearing a heavy jacket. (neeners)
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#24 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

John_Daly wrote:
I'd just like to say that I dont believe that people dont like getting respects here. Lets say you post a two paragraph comment that you thought was funny and witty, are you telling me you would feel the same if it got 1 respect as opposed to top comment?  Theres nothing wrong with acknowledging the fact that someone liked what you wrote. Stop pretending that you dont care or pay attention to it. Maybe SOME of you dont care, but I believe a lot more of you do care than dont.  You thiink James doesnt care that he has like 6,000 posts and only 2,700 respects?  Well he does!  (Just kidding james)  Nick knows what i'm talking about!   Stop disrespecting the respect by acting like you dont care.  


Kirk out.

 
Hey man!   I appreciate the whole philosophical side of your post and all, BUT, leave me the F**K out of it next time!  Ya hear me, Johnny?!?!?









Give It To Me Baby...  
#25 | 959 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
How dare you not read my posts. That hurt a lil.   You mean you respect it first THEN you read it, right?   
mmmkay.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#26 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
John_Daly wrote:
How dare you not read my posts. That hurt a lil.   You mean you respect it first THEN you read it, right?   
 NO COMMENT!  
Give It To Me Baby...  
#27 | 959 days ago

wally_sczerbiak wrote:
are you jelous or insane? he was the best and is.
I am totally jealous!! Only insane on Tuesdays. He was a good role player, but he is retired, no? So, how would you know if he still is. Are you a stalker, wally wally?
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#28 | 959 days ago
John_Daly (+)

wally_sczerbiak wrote:
are you jelous or insane? he was the best and is.
Wally Szczerbaik sucked balls.
#29 | 959 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
kobe_lova wrote:
mmmkay.
 hmmm...not only do we have this guy......
...now Ashlie has morphed into THIS GUY!!!!
Beaneaters...  
#30 | 959 days ago
wally_sczerbiak (+)

wally_sczerbiak wrote:
are you jelous or insane? he was the best and is.
thank you for your politeness
#31 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Good morning everyone.

 Well congrats to the Florida Marlins and espically to thier fans. Carlos Zambrano is now a Marlin. I for one am going to miss the roller coaster ride. Now, before anyone starts yelling at me about his temper and how the Cubs are beter off, I will say this. I don't care what you think. I like him. I will miss him and his passion for the game of baseball. Ad good luck to him in Florida. And please please keep to punching a gatorade machine and not your team mates.


Everyone have a great day,
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#32 | 959 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Good morning everyone.

 Well congrats to the Florida Marlins and espically to thier fans. Carlos Zambrano is now a Marlin. I for one am going to miss the roller coaster ride. Now, before anyone starts yelling at me about his temper and how the Cubs are beter off, I will say this. I don't care what you think. I like him. I will miss him and his passion for the game of baseball. Ad good luck to him in Florida. And please please keep to punching a gatorade machine and not your team mates.


Everyone have a great day,
i also liked BIG ZZZZZZZZZZZ............and it WILL leave a big hole in an already very thin pitching rotation....THIS COULD BE A VERY UGLY SEASON FOR THE CUBS......YIKES...:(:(
#33 | 959 days ago
John_Daly (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Good morning everyone.

 Well congrats to the Florida Marlins and espically to thier fans. Carlos Zambrano is now a Marlin. I for one am going to miss the roller coaster ride. Now, before anyone starts yelling at me about his temper and how the Cubs are beter off, I will say this. I don't care what you think. I like him. I will miss him and his passion for the game of baseball. Ad good luck to him in Florida. And please please keep to punching a gatorade machine and not your team mates.


Everyone have a great day,

love is blind, isnt it Glenda?      I will just say that the Marlins have some balls taking on big Z.   At least they cant say that they didnt know what they were getting into.

#34 | 959 days ago

wally_sczerbiak wrote:
thank you for your politeness
You're welcome wally.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#35 | 959 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Police in Brownsville, Tejas have shot and killed a 15 year old boy at school who was brandishing a weapon and threatening other students.  The catch???..the weapon the boy had turned out to be a pellet gun.  Now the juvenile delinquent's daddy is throwin a wall-eyed fit about why did the cops have to kill his son, it was only a F'n pellet gun, yada yada yada.  Cactus Jack has the answer to that one.  Don't point a gun (of any kind) at a f**king cop you dip$h*t.  Also, when directed by a law enforcement official to drop your weapon, you might wanna consider dropping the f**king weapon.  If there is anyone alive that thinks the cops should verify the calibre of an assailant's weapon prior to smokin their dumb a$$, then that person is a f**kin moron.  My only problem with the entire mess here is that the cops shot three times.  What happened to two shots at the center of the mass provided?  Double tap mother f**kers, double tap.

Carmen Tisch, of Denver, Cah-Lah-Rah-Doh is accused of committing acts of vandalism in excess of $10k on a painting valued at approximately 3 million f**king dollars.  Apparently Ms. Tisch scratched a painting by some famous F'er that most of us normal people never heard of, then she pulled her pants down, rubbed her ass on the painting, and then urinated on or near said painting.  This is just a guess, but I'm thinking she wasn't very impressed with the artist's work.  I dunno, maybe she just wanted to know what it felt like to rub her ass with multi-million dollar butt wipe?  The real question here, was left un-asked by lesser journalists, so I will ask it.  Does she have a nice ass?

Your government officials are hard at it again.  Sometimes I read $h*t that is so f**king stupid its hard to believe, and this story fits right in at the top of that list.  ICE officials deported a young woman "back" to Columbia.  The problem?  She aint a f**king Columbian.  She was a teenage runaway from Houston.  Sounds like she may have led officials to beleive she was an illegal, but they did take her fingerprints and shipped her off anyhow.  She's been there since April of 2010, and its possible she may be pregnant now too.  Her Grandmother found her via facebook.  Bravo, Mr and/or  Mrs gung-ho ICE deportation officer....Bravo.

Anyhow, that's enough news for you F'ers today.

You've been edJACKated!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#36 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

John_Daly wrote:

love is blind, isnt it Glenda?      I will just say that the Marlins have some balls taking on big Z.   At least they cant say that they didnt know what they were getting into.

See that!  Who posted that story first and who's getting replied on it?!?!

Going back to your philosophical post!  This place is amazing!    (lmao)


PS - I'm just f**king with everyone on this! Don't get your panties in a bunch!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#37 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Police in Brownsville, Tejas have shot and killed a 15 year old boy at school who was brandishing a weapon and threatening other students.  The catch???..the weapon the boy had turned out to be a pellet gun.  Now the juvenile delinquent's daddy is throwin a wall-eyed fit about why did the cops have to kill his son, it was only a F'n pellet gun, yada yada yada.  Cactus Jack has the answer to that one.  Don't point a gun (of any kind) at a f**king cop you dip$h*t.  Also, when directed by a law enforcement official to drop your weapon, you might wanna consider dropping the f**king weapon.  If there is anyone alive that thinks the cops should verify the calibre of an assailant's weapon prior to smokin their dumb a$$, then that person is a f**kin moron.  My only problem with the entire mess here is that the cops shot three times.  What happened to two shots at the center of the mass provided?  Double tap mother f**kers, double tap.

Carmen Tisch, of Denver, Cah-Lah-Rah-Doh is accused of committing acts of vandalism in excess of $10k on a painting valued at approximately 3 million f**king dollars.  Apparently Ms. Tisch scratched a painting by some famous F'er that most of us normal people never heard of, then she pulled her pants down, rubbed her ass on the painting, and then urinated on or near said painting.  This is just a guess, but I'm thinking she wasn't very impressed with the artist's work.  I dunno, maybe she just wanted to know what it felt like to rub her ass with multi-million dollar butt wipe?  The real question here, was left un-asked by lesser journalists, so I will ask it.  Does she have a nice ass?

Your government officials are hard at it again.  Sometimes I read $h*t that is so f**king stupid its hard to believe, and this story fits right in at the top of that list.  ICE officials deported a young woman "back" to Columbia.  The problem?  She aint a f**king Columbian.  She was a teenage runaway from Houston.  Sounds like she may have led officials to beleive she was an illegal, but they did take her fingerprints and shipped her off anyhow.  She's been there since April of 2010, and its possible she may be pregnant now too.  Her Grandmother found her via facebook.  Bravo, Mr and/or  Mrs gung-ho ICE deportation officer....Bravo.

Anyhow, that's enough news for you F'ers today.

You've been edJACKated!
(psss, you alright! You sound tired)
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#38 | 959 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
(psss, you alright! You sound tired)
There are a few things in life that could have made my morning a little more pleasant that did not occur, the description of which would substantially violate the CoC, but other than that....I'm good.

How U doin?
Give It To Me Baby...  
#39 | 959 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
See that!  Who posted that story first and who's getting replied on it?!?!

Going back to your philosophical post!  This place is amazing!    (lmao)


PS - I'm just f**king with everyone on this! Don't get your panties in a bunch!
I thought I had missed something, but, uhhh wait, nope it's about baseball, so I didn't .
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#40 | 959 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
See that!  Who posted that story first and who's getting replied on it?!?!

Going back to your philosophical post!  This place is amazing!    (lmao)


PS - I'm just f**king with everyone on this! Don't get your panties in a bunch!
Fix your avatar dammit.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#41 | 959 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Good morning everyone.

 Well congrats to the Florida Marlins and espically to thier fans. Carlos Zambrano is now a Marlin. I for one am going to miss the roller coaster ride. Now, before anyone starts yelling at me about his temper and how the Cubs are beter off, I will say this. I don't care what you think. I like him. I will miss him and his passion for the game of baseball. Ad good luck to him in Florida. And please please keep to punching a gatorade machine and not your team mates.


Everyone have a great day,
 I'll miss him too. He always gave me another reason to laugh at the Cubs.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#42 | 959 days ago

What the f**k is going on in here?  Do you a$$holes need PQs for a whole week? 
#43 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What the f**k is going on in here?  Do you a$$holes need PQs for a whole week? 

welcome back, Fer.

Give It To Me Baby...  
#44 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
 I'll miss him too. He always gave me another reason to laugh at the Cubs.
Right now in this moment I hate you.  But you are still going with us to Wrigley, cause I really think you're kinda cool. :}
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#45 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Fix your avatar dammit.
 what's wrong with my f**king avatar?
Give It To Me Baby...  
#46 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Jason_ wrote:
What the f**k is going on in here?  Do you a$$holes need PQs for a whole week? 
F**K YEAH!

I'm about to give PQ's for an entire month!  A$$HOLES....Everywhere!  
Give It To Me Baby...  
#47 | 959 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Nick__ wrote:
 what's wrong with my f**king avatar?
she's not topless.
#48 | 959 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
See that!  Who posted that story first and who's getting replied on it?!?!

Going back to your philosophical post!  This place is amazing!    (lmao)


PS - I'm just f**king with everyone on this! Don't get your panties in a bunch!
wow- there's chicks that still wear panties or you talking about the Q' fellas?
#49 | 959 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
 what's wrong with my f**king avatar?
all I see is a white box with a red x in it.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#50 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:

welcome back, Fer.

We need to do an advice column once a week for these sh**d**ks.
#51 | 959 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
wow- there's chicks that still wear panties or you talking about the Q' fellas?
"there's chicks that still wear panties"
 

What?
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#52 | 959 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
"there's chicks that still wear panties"
 

What?
I just thought the other type women  deemed more comfortable- no panty lines when they wear slacks or dresses- to each his own
#53 | 959 days ago

houston is getting a superhero! from what i understand, it's like the evil twin of spiderman, on this guy is scarlet spider, the adulterous arachnid, forced to right his wrongs to his wife mrs. spider by fighting crime in a town better known for its swinger scene than for its major league baseball team in hopes that he'll overcome his addiction to strange and learn to really respect a woman as a woman and not just the useless skin around the vagina.

or something like that.

anyway, he was first spotted near this very familiar part of the skyline, that i thought was one building but totally isn't afterall, i have no idea what part of houston he's at here, but if he's near the theater district, his wife is gonna leave him for real this time.World of The Scarlet Spider: Houston
#54 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
We need to do an advice column once a week for these sh**d**ks.
Ask Jack is semi-retired.  These ungrateful f**ks quit asking questions.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#55 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Ask Jack is semi-retired.  These ungrateful f**ks quit asking questions.
Damn, I had a question on Monday. Totally forgot it now.


Alain, I still don't understand that at all. Nevermind.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#56 | 959 days ago

I had my first "Q" dream last night.  Unfortunately it wasn't one of those happy ending dreams.  I'm not sure what this means, but I picked up Janet and Leigh in a convertible, and we were driving through the desert listening to The Rolling Stones Greatest Hits and looking for a Stuckey's.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#57 | 959 days ago

 Have you all submitted your photos yet? 


Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#58 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Ask Jack is semi-retired.  These ungrateful f**ks quit asking questions.
What if we did a spotlight once a week.  Kinda like Jess' "Get to Know a Q'er" thing.  Only we interview one person a week and ask them questions and stuff. 
#59 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What if we did a spotlight once a week.  Kinda like Jess' "Get to Know a Q'er" thing.  Only we interview one person a week and ask them questions and stuff. 
 Uhm...slow your roll, dude. That's coming back now that the holidays are over and things are back to normal again.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#60 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What if we did a spotlight once a week.  Kinda like Jess' "Get to Know a Q'er" thing.  Only we interview one person a week and ask them questions and stuff. 
I think its a great idea stealing somebody else's great idea.

Why not?
Give It To Me Baby...  
#61 | 959 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Have you all submitted your photos yet? 


Huh?
#62 | 959 days ago
unopescatore (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
houston is getting a superhero! from what i understand, it's like the evil twin of spiderman, on this guy is scarlet spider, the adulterous arachnid, forced to right his wrongs to his wife mrs. spider by fighting crime in a town better known for its swinger scene than for its major league baseball team in hopes that he'll overcome his addiction to strange and learn to really respect a woman as a woman and not just the useless skin around the vagina.

or something like that.

anyway, he was first spotted near this very familiar part of the skyline, that i thought was one building but totally isn't afterall, i have no idea what part of houston he's at here, but if he's near the theater district, his wife is gonna leave him for real this time.World of The Scarlet Spider: Houston
that's hilarious....although t-ts are not useless.
#63 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
all I see is a white box with a red x in it.
 that's your problem!  

There is something wrong with the Q because I see the same thing for ASH's avatar as well.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#64 | 959 days ago

Ash's avatar says




'image not available"
Give It To Me Baby...  
#65 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Huh?
You can win a $100 American Express gift card by submitting a photo of you, you and your family, your family, you and your pet...whatever...all dressed up in your favorite team's gear - just needs to be uploaded on our facebook page.

Also - top 10 get the recently redesigned FanIQ t-shirts.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#66 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
wow- there's chicks that still wear panties or you talking about the Q' fellas?
 I was referring to which ever f**kers were about to give me sh*t for that post 
Give It To Me Baby...  
#67 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I think its a great idea stealing somebody else's great idea.

Why not?
Well..its not quite stealing....Its more like taking an existing idea..and making it infinitely more f**kawesome.   I mean...dont tell her...but her questions are kinda boring sometimes.   What was your first sports memory...blah blah...snore....really?  It should be more like...when was the first time you got drunk and kissed another girl?
#68 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I had my first "Q" dream last night.  Unfortunately it wasn't one of those happy ending dreams.  I'm not sure what this means, but I picked up Janet and Leigh in a convertible, and we were driving through the desert listening to The Rolling Stones Greatest Hits and looking for a Stuckey's.
Stop watching Thelma and Louise because you aint a young Brad Pitt!    
Give It To Me Baby...  
#69 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Well..its not quite stealing....Its more like taking an existing idea..and making it infinitely more f**kawesome.   I mean...dont tell her...but her questions are kinda boring sometimes.   What was your first sports memory...blah blah...snore....really?  It should be more like...when was the first time you got drunk and kissed another girl?
That's actually closer to Beaze's "Hot Seat" than my Spotlight.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#70 | 959 days ago

Jess wrote:
You can win a $100 American Express gift card by submitting a photo of you, you and your family, your family, you and your pet...whatever...all dressed up in your favorite team's gear - just needs to be uploaded on our facebook page.

Also - top 10 get the recently redesigned FanIQ t-shirts.
Meaning i have to make a G**book account?  Damn.
#71 | 959 days ago

Jess wrote:
That's actually closer to Beaze's "Hot Seat" than my Spotlight.
Who is Beaze? 
#72 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Ash's avatar says




'image not available"
No clue????
Give It To Me Baby...  
#73 | 959 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Jason_ wrote:
Meaning i have to make a G**book account?  Damn.
F facebook / myspace:

#74 | 959 days ago

wally_sczerbiak wrote:
are you jelous or insane? he was the best and is.
Is that Annie Lennox as your avatar pic? Awesome

Good morning bitches..
Hockey resumed last night and my team came out as if we hadn't played in 3 weeks.  Ugh.. But we pulled off a comeback and a 6-5 shootout win

Russia - Sweden World Junior Hockey Gold Medal game tonight.  Check it out tonight at 8et..  Also, 24/7 Rangers - Flyers finale tonight on HBO

It looks like NBC decided to boot Whitney off the Thursday night lineup.  I don't blame them, that show doesn't fit with the rest.  Soooo why not put that and what's sure to be one heck of a knee slapping good time, Chelsea Handler's new show with Laura Prepon playing Chelsea Handler, and Chelsea Handler playing the lesbian neighbor? I think.. I don't pay attention.. And I'm sure nobody else in America will either.  

Lithium, Channel 34 on XM radio may be the best radio station ever invented by man.

I'm getting excited for pond hockey this weekend.. I really hope the lake is in good shape

I'm out
Give It To Me Baby...  
#75 | 959 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Stop watching Thelma and Louise because you aint a young Brad Pitt!    
Of course I aint.  Everybody know Brad Pitt is a b*tch.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#76 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Well..its not quite stealing....Its more like taking an existing idea..and making it infinitely more f**kawesome.   I mean...dont tell her...but her questions are kinda boring sometimes.   What was your first sports memory...blah blah...snore....really?  It should be more like...when was the first time you got drunk and kissed another girl?
I get it...we could even tailor it some for the wimmin-folk and ask stuff about shopping, like:

"Do you prefer Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood?"
Give It To Me Baby...  
#77 | 959 days ago

We could do it either as an article...something pre-drafted and then emailed...which we could then later just post...OR...we could just make it a poll where we just talk to this one person in posts.
#78 | 959 days ago

I think we should do it in a live poll.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#79 | 959 days ago

This convo reminds me of the retirement  home I use to go visit my grandma at.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#80 | 959 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jason_ wrote:
Well..its not quite stealing....Its more like taking an existing idea..and making it infinitely more f**kawesome.   I mean...dont tell her...but her questions are kinda boring sometimes.   What was your first sports memory...blah blah...snore....really?  It should be more like...when was the first time you got drunk and kissed another girl?
Rapid fire (live in a poll)? Or like the one's who stealing from (questions given all at once, then just returned with answers)?



Those posts weren't there when I started typing this.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#81 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I think we should do it in a live poll.
How would we keep the riffraff out?
#82 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
How would we keep the riffraff out?
Um, I thought we were the riff raff?
Give It To Me Baby...  
#83 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
How would we keep the riffraff out?
Why wouldn't we be able to talk in the poll?
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#84 | 959 days ago

Fredericks of Hollywood is still around?  I think that is where the trannies go. 

Thermometer girl just lost her pants.    

FYI--we like crazy in Miami.  It breaks up the boredom of being .500
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#85 | 959 days ago

well it's a tad bit late but i haven't been here in a while so...

Happy New Year!!

Looks like i'm moving to Bowling Green.

Work Sucks

Looking at a great business opprotunity

<3 <3 Bryce <3 <3
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go...  
#86 | 959 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Um, I thought we were the riff raff?
What the hell did you PQ me for?! Don't be g** together today. Im not in the mood.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#87 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Um, I thought we were the riff raff?
Oh right right.  Well sh**.
#88 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I had my first "Q" dream last night.  Unfortunately it wasn't one of those happy ending dreams.  I'm not sure what this means, but I picked up Janet and Leigh in a convertible, and we were driving through the desert listening to The Rolling Stones Greatest Hits and looking for a Stuckey's.
i find this story to be very "convenient" right after i announce scarlet spider. oh sure. you had a "dream" about two chicks and no bingo. i really believe that...scarlet spider. your jig is up. i know who you really are. next time don't try so hard.
#89 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Oh right right.  Well sh**.
It don't matter.  You know if you and I were the ones asking questions and doling out advice, everyone would want to read that fer sure.  There aint no way it could get any better than that $h*t!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#90 | 959 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Is it physically possible for a Cowboys fan to be a Giants fan too?
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#91 | 959 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Is it physically possible for a Cowboys fan to be a Giants fan too?
no
Give It To Me Baby...  
#92 | 959 days ago

don't mind me, but, I think  lost my crush ...this is for him

like a moth into a flame, I'm hypnotized and like a stone I'm paralyzed,cause i can't look away, you found your way under my skin and I'm trying not to love you but i hate the way i keep givin' in to you like i always do no matter how i try or maybe it could be You're the part of me That's keepin' me alive How am i supposed to break this spell, You got me under, I'm so addicted to the pain I got your poison running through my veins. The way you pull me in, the way you chew me up, The way you spit me out, I keep coming back, I can't get enough, I can't go without, I could fight you til the end, but I would lose you, If I win, So I guess I'll just keep on givin' In to you, like I always do. No matter how  I try or maybe it could be You're the part of me That's keepin' me alive How am i supposed to break this spell, You got me under, I'm so addicted to the pain I got your poison running through my veins. The way you pull me in, the way you chew me up, The way you spit me out, I keep coming back, I can't get enough, I can't go without you
This feeling is far from sober, there's beauty buried deep inside, you're the only one that gets me high and i know it's far from over, as you can see you are the part of me that;s keepin me alive.
how am i suppose to break this spell you got me under I'm so addicted to the pain i got your poison running through my veins the way you pull me in the way you chew me up the way you spit me out i keep coming back i cant get enough i cant go without you

(you will notice, it is not Nickleback)
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#93 | 959 days ago

I love getting respects.  It's the ultimate e-feeling.

Sup ladies and gents,

I hate the Palace of Auburn Hills.  We attended last night's snoozefest between the Bulls/Stones and sat in the nosebleeds.  We fully expected to move down after the 1st, but they kept EVERY access point staffed until there was 2 minutes left in the game.  And trust me, we tried very hard to move down.  I think I told every usher there I "was looking for someone."  They didn't buy it.  BOO!  It's all good, though.  About half of the 3000 people were Bulls fans, lol.  Also made record time home.  FYI - 2009 Toyota Camrys govern out at 124mph.  

Look at all the diehard Pistons fans dressed as empty seats.  



Clemson is terrible.  I feel bad for Sammy Watkins.  Dude is baller playing for a team with a pee wee defense. 

Hawks Flyers tonight in Philly.  First time back since......

#94 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
It don't matter.  You know if you and I were the ones asking questions and doling out advice, everyone would want to read that fer sure.  There aint no way it could get any better than that $h*t!
Who should we interview first?  I think Laurel would be a good sport.  What should we name the poll? Im thinking something like "Menage a Tard" 
#95 | 959 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
don't mind me, but, I think  lost my crush ...this is for him

like a moth into a flame, I'm hypnotized and like a stone I'm paralyzed,cause i can't look away, you found your way under my skin and I'm trying not to love you but i hate the way i keep givin' in to you like i always do no matter how i try or maybe it could be You're the part of me That's keepin' me alive How am i supposed to break this spell, You got me under, I'm so addicted to the pain I got your poison running through my veins. The way you pull me in, the way you chew me up, The way you spit me out, I keep coming back, I can't get enough, I can't go without, I could fight you til the end, but I would lose you, If I win, So I guess I'll just keep on givin' In to you, like I always do. No matter how  I try or maybe it could be You're the part of me That's keepin' me alive How am i supposed to break this spell, You got me under, I'm so addicted to the pain I got your poison running through my veins. The way you pull me in, the way you chew me up, The way you spit me out, I keep coming back, I can't get enough, I can't go without you
This feeling is far from sober, there's beauty buried deep inside, you're the only one that gets me high and i know it's far from over, as you can see you are the part of me that;s keepin me alive.
how am i suppose to break this spell you got me under I'm so addicted to the pain i got your poison running through my veins the way you pull me in the way you chew me up the way you spit me out i keep coming back i cant get enough i cant go without you

(you will notice, it is not Nickleback)
hmmm- sounds like ' That's the way Love goes"
#96 | 959 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I love getting respects.  It's the ultimate e-feeling.

Sup ladies and gents,

I hate the Palace of Auburn Hills.  We attended last night's snoozefest between the Bulls/Stones and sat in the nosebleeds.  We fully expected to move down after the 1st, but they kept EVERY access point staffed until there was 2 minutes left in the game.  And trust me, we tried very hard to move down.  I think I told every usher there I "was looking for someone."  They didn't buy it.  BOO!  It's all good, though.  About half of the 3000 people were Bulls fans, lol.  Also made record time home.  FYI - 2009 Toyota Camrys govern out at 124mph.  

Look at all the diehard Pistons fans dressed as empty seats.  



Clemson is terrible.  I feel bad for Sammy Watkins.  Dude is baller playing for a team with a pee wee defense. 

Hawks Flyers tonight in Philly.  First time back since......

I just bought respects for you.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#97 | 959 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
well it's a tad bit late but i haven't been here in a while so...

Happy New Year!!

Looks like i'm moving to Bowling Green.

Work Sucks

Looking at a great business opprotunity

<3 <3 Bryce <3 <3

When did the Michigan brass add a branch school in Bowling Green?   I'm confused.  Is it going to be kind of like IUPUI?  UMUOBG? 

#98 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

John_Daly wrote:

love is blind, isnt it Glenda?      I will just say that the Marlins have some balls taking on big Z.   At least they cant say that they didnt know what they were getting into.

Yes it is. Of course I know never to get to attached because let's face it, every single player is disposable.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#99 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Who should we interview first?  I think Laurel would be a good sport.  What should we name the poll? Im thinking something like "Menage a Tard" 
That has a pretty good ring to it.  Better than "two guys, a girl, and a tub of butter flavored Crisco".

So its an Ask and Answer thing, like truth or dare without the dare part.  Lets do it!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#100 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

HULL_17 wrote:
well it's a tad bit late but i haven't been here in a while so...

Happy New Year!!

Looks like i'm moving to Bowling Green.

Work Sucks

Looking at a great business opprotunity

<3 <3 Bryce <3 <3
 Good luck!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#101 | 959 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I just bought respects for you.
#102 | 959 days ago

I found a logo for us already too...

Give It To Me Baby...  
#103 | 959 days ago

Bring it.   I'm used to being the sacrificial lamb.

Hit me up around say,,,,,,,,,,4:27
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#104 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I found a logo for us already too...

Love it!
#105 | 959 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Bring it.   I'm used to being the sacrificial lamb.

Hit me up around say,,,,,,,,,,4:27
So are you going to be around for a while if we get this started in the next little bit?
#106 | 959 days ago

jswol54 wrote:

When did the Michigan brass add a branch school in Bowling Green?   I'm confused.  Is it going to be kind of like IUPUI?  UMUOBG? 

not going to michigan anymore. i have a better opprotunity in BG...Job & School wise...
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go...  
#107 | 959 days ago


I'm a little nervous about this...do me a favor, guys...just be careful, mmkay? Kthnx.

Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#108 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Love it!
It was PQ'd by Ashlie.  That means it must be perfect.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#109 | 959 days ago

Jess wrote:

I'm a little nervous about this...do me a favor, guys...just be careful, mmkay? Kthnx.

Can i count on you to delete any posts we may want deleted?
#110 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Can i count on you to delete any posts we may want deleted?
Your poll, your decision on what you want removed from comments, so yep! (Of course, I must reserve the right to remove anything violating the Code of Conduct on top of that.)
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#111 | 959 days ago

Jess wrote:
Your poll, your decision on what you want removed from comments, so yep! (Of course, I must reserve the right to remove anything violating the Code of Conduct on top of that.)
You can trust us.
#112 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You can trust us.
wurd
Give It To Me Baby...  
#113 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
wurd
Maybe Laurel wasnt a good pick for our virgin Menage a Tard.  I think she's gone. 
#114 | 959 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
not going to michigan anymore. i have a better opprotunity in BG...Job & School wise...
Just giving you sh*t.  Congrats and good luck.  You'll need it being a Michigander in Ohio. 
#115 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Maybe Laurel wasnt a good pick for our virgin Menage a Tard.  I think she's gone. 
our first official wuss-out?  Dang that was quick.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#116 | 959 days ago

I haveget to go to Whole Foods for work.        I'm on a break right now.   So 4 ish.

Jesus, this is like signing my own death warrant.  I just know it.
I knew Tebowing the freaks in Daytona was gonna come back and bite me.

 

Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#117 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
You can trust us.
 
Give It To Me Baby...  
#118 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
It was PQ'd by Ashlie.  That means it must be perfect.

That was a mistake, I actually think it suits you...except for the fact that it is parentally advised so that really is misleading.

Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#119 | 959 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas

Things I need:

1. A new job
2. A massage
3. I'm not gonna post...but its needed!

I hate having audits. Everyone here gets so stressed out. It stresses me out and makes me yell at Wiggy! If she says one more thing that annoys me today..I may trip and spill my water on her wig.
Oh and its around 72 degrees here today, sun is shining and I don't even have to wear a sweater!

That's all for now!!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#120 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

My list of people getting PQ's for an entire month continues to grow!

Thank you!  
Give It To Me Baby...  
#121 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
our first official wuss-out?  Dang that was quick.
Can you believe that sh**?
#122 | 959 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:

I haveget to go to Whole Foods for work.        I'm on a break right now.   So 4 ish.

Jesus, this is like signing my own death warrant.  I just know it.
I knew Tebowing the freaks in Daytona was gonna come back and bite me.

 

Thats exactly one of the things we're going to discuss.
#123 | 959 days ago

Give It To Me Baby...  
#124 | 959 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

Nick__ wrote:
 Konichiwa Bitches!  

I will bet anyone on here that GLENDA is not in a good mood today, or, she won't be after reading this!

The CUBS, in their effort to solidify their team and organization to contend for years to come, have traded BIG Z to the Miami Marlins for Chris Volstad (pending a physical)!  The CUBS will also eat $15 million of the $18 million owed to Z.  Love this move!  Zambrano wore out his welcome here and is a freaking baby!  Let OZZIE GUILLEN deal with that BI-POLAR SUMMAMABITCH!   Between Ozzie and Carlos, I guaran-damn-tee there's gonna be some equipment flying around the city of Miami!  I can appreciate his passion for the game and for winning but when you are detrimental to your team and teammates, there's a problem!  Now, let's see which sucker will take SORIANO off of our hands!

In other news, BULLS beat the Pistons last night to move to 6-1 on the season.

The Blackhawks and Flyers drop the puck tonight in PHILLY!  Carcillo received a 7 game suspension for his hit on Gilbert and the 7 games came from being a repeat offender of these types of boarding hits!  STUPID-A$$.  I wouldn't be surprised if the HAWKS waived him soon!

Rumor has it that the BEARS may sign Bill Polian and his son Chris to be the new GM????  Not sure how I feel about that?
They are also looking at ATL's GM, SNEAD.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/7425159/ex-chicago-bear-sam-hurd-indicted-drug-dealing-charges - Sam Hurd indicted on 2 counts! A federal grand jury in Dallas indicted former Chicago Bears receiver Sam Hurd and alleged co-conspirator Toby Lujan on Wednesday, each with one count of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute five kilograms or more of cocaine, and one count of possession with intent to distribute 500 grams or more of cocaine, U.S. attorney Sarah R. Saldana of the Northern District of Texas announced.


If convicted on the conspiracy count, Hurd and Lujan face a statutory sentence of not less than 10 years and up to life in prison and a $10 million fine. The possession with intent to distribute count carries, upon conviction, a sentence of not less than five years and up to 40 years in prison and a $5 million fine.   - DUMB A$$ES!!!!



LaBron James is engaged to his babies momma, Savannah Brinson.   
Yeah....whatever!


WAIT!  This just in!   You may know what it feels like to have an orgasm -- but do you know what it looks like? Now, thanks to a team of researchers at Rutgers University, you can see the big "O" in all its colorful glory. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/female-orgasm-brain-video_n_1097659.html?ref=womens-health 




I can see why some cubs fans and Big Z fans hate to see him go. But this was a must do for the cubs to continue to move on from the old to the new , and lets face it while some of Big Z's moments and actions can be looked at as "love and passion for the game" sure but then there is some of it that well was just inexcusable and child like. Plus it seemed like Big Z had lost his want to play in Chicago anymore and im sure that was considered by both sides when they meet before the trade was made.

Some are saying well they traded him for nothing , but i think ya have to realize that Big Z has negative trade value with the recent attitude problems and the drop in his overall numbers compared to the size of his contract. The cubs got back Chris Volstad  , now his career era of a little over 4 is not spectacular but he comes at a fairly cheap price and under team control till 2014 , which makes him a very fair priced back of the rotation arm , with more importantly some potential to be able to improve a little. It was the best the cubs could hope to get for Big Z at the moment. And well ya have to deal a guy who potentially can kill any kind of harmony in your locker room no matter what your getting back.
Into the groove...  
#125 | 959 days ago

Being a fan of a team that had a mass exodus when Pete Carroll came in (I know that's football and not baseball but the observation is the same) and watching most of my very favorite players move on to other teams, I've been forced to realize that no matter how attached you've become to a player and how good he is, if your team isn't winning with him then you have to be open to letting him go and moving forward. Regardless of how successful he would probably be on your team if they'd build around him, sometimes that player just doesn't fit the system in mind for your team's success. 

I don't know anything about Big Z or the Cubs but from what I can gather from the comments, maybe he was a distraction. I'm sure not all the blame goes to him for their issues, but we never know how some certain players that we love might be affecting morale in the locker room (which really does make a difference on the field).

That said, I'm sorry for your loss, Glenda. I know how it feels to have a fave go elsewhere. It sucks.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#126 | 959 days ago

A woman just texted me this:
What kind of girl John Deere stuff do you sell?

My reply:
The only thing a girl needs is a cookbook, and we have those. Now go make me a sandwich!

It's been 20 minutes and she hasn't replied.
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#127 | 959 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

(Edited by Sharp Square)
Jess wrote:
Being a fan of a team that had a mass exodus when Pete Carroll came in (I know that's football and not baseball but the observation is the same) and watching most of my very favorite players move on to other teams, I've been forced to realize that no matter how attached you've become to a player and how good he is, if your team isn't winning with him then you have to be open to letting him go and moving forward. Regardless of how successful he would probably be on your team if they'd build around him, sometimes that player just doesn't fit the system in mind for your team's success. 

I don't know anything about Big Z or the Cubs but from what I can gather from the comments, maybe he was a distraction. I'm sure not all the blame goes to him for their issues, but we never know how some certain players that we love might be affecting morale in the locker room (which really does make a difference on the field).

That said, I'm sorry for your loss, Glenda. I know how it feels to have a fave go elsewhere. It sucks.


Exactly Jess , sometimes to move forward as a team and organization those tough moves have to be made and some players just have to be moved. And i think that was the case with Big Z and the cubbies.  I don't think you can in any way fault Zambrano for some things he did and said because ya can never fault a player for wanting to win.  And i much rather have a passionate guy on my club who wants to win that bad then a guy sitting on side worried about his golf swing or how many groupies he will be banging later on.  The guy wanted to win and that is the part of him that cubs fans will miss the most , but at same time ya can't let that passion run crazy and cause problems with team chemistry which i agree does make a big difference when your trying to build a winning team. I also am sorry for Glenda and other losing a favorite player it always sucks , but maybe in end it will lead to more cubbies success !
Into the groove...  
#128 | 959 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
A woman just texted me this:
What kind of girl John Deere stuff do you sell?

My reply:
The only thing a girl needs is a cookbook, and we have those. Now go make me a sandwich!

It's been 20 minutes and she hasn't replied.
HAt!

Now, I wanna start texting people crazy random questions.... or make this a poll somehow, idk yet.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#129 | 959 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
THIS JUST IN.....WEST VIRGINIA JUST SCORED AGAIN! LOL
Was it with their cousin or sister?
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#130 | 959 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola amigos y amigas

Things I need:

1. A new job
2. A massage
3. I'm not gonna post...but its needed!

I hate having audits. Everyone here gets so stressed out. It stresses me out and makes me yell at Wiggy! If she says one more thing that annoys me today..I may trip and spill my water on her wig.
Oh and its around 72 degrees here today, sun is shining and I don't even have to wear a sweater!

That's all for now!!
oooohhhhh guessing game!!!!
#3 starts with a c and rhymes with rock
Give It To Me Baby...  
#131 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
........... my picture was removed due to it being too inappropriate!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#132 | 959 days ago

Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#133 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I had my first "Q" dream last night.  Unfortunately it wasn't one of those happy ending dreams.  I'm not sure what this means, but I picked up Janet and Leigh in a convertible, and we were driving through the desert listening to The Rolling Stones Greatest Hits and looking for a Stuckey's.
Your wanting to see Janet and Leigh topless( convertible)  and apparently your going through a dry spell (the desert) and can't get no satisfaction (Stonesgreatest Hits). Your needing some "release",  so your looking for lotion at a Stuckey's.

That is the interpretation that came to the great one. your welcome
#134 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I get it...we could even tailor it some for the wimmin-folk and ask stuff about shopping, like:

"Do you prefer Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood?"
Victoria's Secret for everyday wear.  Frederick's for slutty shoes/lingerie.  You're welcome.
Oh, and that dream sounds ... I don't know how it sounds, but yeah.  Let Leigh weigh in on it first.  

Good day, bitches.

Annie Lennox.  

Now a little news, as I see it...
-  Giant Tuna Caught in Tokyo Fetches $747k ... not bad, actually.  If you're in the market for a 600lb creature that smells like fish, 800 grand is a bargain considering what Snooki normally charges.

-  Caroline Kennedy Begs Maria Shriver Not to Take Ahhh-nold Back ... I'll ignore all the obvious "taking marriage advice from a Kennedy" jokes.  But seriously, I think they're just reuniting to try to get that housekeeper back.  Good help is SO hard to find.

-  Bachmann Faces Big Decision ... now that her presidential bid is over (although some of us might contest that it's been over since, about, 18 minutes after it began), will she run for reelection again, or perhaps get highlights and host a show on FOX News?  Either way, at least she can finally go home and relax in the manly, loving arms of her husband.  (Did you keep a straight face?  For how long?  No, no ... how LONG?  I clocked in at 4.7 seconds ... did I beat you?  Be honest.)
Give It To Me Baby...  
#135 | 959 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
oooohhhhh guessing game!!!!
#3 starts with a c and rhymes with rock
Crock (pot)? 
#136 | 959 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
That is 2 mornings in a row that you have tickled the sh** out of me. That's enough of that.





(I, personally, really don't care, but I give you, woody, old mike, and stoney respects sometimes without even reading your posts because I know you all are respect whores  (and i respect that. i don't judge you) who obviously pay attention to not only your numbers, but everyone else's )
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind
#137 | 959 days ago
BDV4U (+)

woody050681 wrote:
Was it with their cousin or sister?
It's West Virginia, so their cousin IS their sister! Or is that Kentucky?
#138 | 959 days ago

BDV4U wrote:
It's West Virginia, so their cousin IS their sister! Or is that Kentucky?
No..here your MOM is your sister.
#139 | 959 days ago

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet ....... he scares the sh!t out of it

carry on
#140 | 959 days ago

 One interview set up for next week.

Playing phone tag for another one.

My insanity has left the state for a week.  Let's see how that works out for me.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#141 | 959 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Crock (pot)? 
Of course not! it's clock...or maybe a cinderblock, you never know when you'll need one

I'm in a hurry...have a great day everyone. Love you all.

I'll leave before Nick puts me in his PQ list....
Beaneaters...  
#142 | 959 days ago
BDV4U (+)

Jason_ wrote:
No..here your MOM is your sister.
Thanks Jason. Appalachian genealogy was never my strong-suit.
#143 | 959 days ago
BDV4U (+)

coyotedances wrote:
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet ....... he scares the sh!t out of it

carry on
#144 | 959 days ago

 Basically what started off this whole day.

Ladies and Gentlemen,  Offspring:

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto, 
He sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Now he's getting a tattoo.
Yeah he's gettin' ink done.
He asked for a '13', 
But they drew a '31'.
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
Oh the world loves wannabe's.
So let's get some more wannabe's.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#145 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Jess wrote:
Being a fan of a team that had a mass exodus when Pete Carroll came in (I know that's football and not baseball but the observation is the same) and watching most of my very favorite players move on to other teams, I've been forced to realize that no matter how attached you've become to a player and how good he is, if your team isn't winning with him then you have to be open to letting him go and moving forward. Regardless of how successful he would probably be on your team if they'd build around him, sometimes that player just doesn't fit the system in mind for your team's success. 

I don't know anything about Big Z or the Cubs but from what I can gather from the comments, maybe he was a distraction. I'm sure not all the blame goes to him for their issues, but we never know how some certain players that we love might be affecting morale in the locker room (which really does make a difference on the field).

That said, I'm sorry for your loss, Glenda. I know how it feels to have a fave go elsewhere. It sucks.
This one hurts, almost as bad as when Maddux went to Atlanta. But, there's always next year. (big ass eye roll}

And thanks Jess
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#146 | 959 days ago
BDV4U (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 Basically what started off this whole day.

Ladies and Gentlemen,  Offspring:

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto, 
He sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Now he's getting a tattoo.
Yeah he's gettin' ink done.
He asked for a '13', 
But they drew a '31'.
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
Oh the world loves wannabe's.
So let's get some more wannabe's.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.
Al Yankovic was better

"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yarmulka
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yarmulkas and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
#147 | 959 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Just giving you sh*t.  Congrats and good luck.  You'll need it being a Michigander in Ohio. 
i think i'll be ok...i know some awesome Michigan fans in BG...
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go...  
#148 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nick__ wrote:
My list of people getting PQ's for an entire month continues to grow!

Thank you!  

pq's hurt my feelings.  :{



except for Kevin's, really don't care aboout those one's.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#149 | 959 days ago

a new Kaya and Suka set, for you Sibe lovers:


Big Boy on a snow bank


Princess catching a sunbeam


Somebody please get this b*tch outta my ear!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#150 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
a new Kaya and Suka set, for you Sibe lovers:


Big Boy on a snow bank


Princess catching a sunbeam


Somebody please get this b*tch outta my ear!
makes me miss my husky. her full name was Shaquilla Mekota Ice Blue...I miss That Dog RIP Dec 7th 1995-Dec 14 2010
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go...  
#151 | 959 days ago

Rubik's*
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#152 | 959 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Rubik's*
 
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#153 | 959 days ago

P.S. Post 131 completely changed, and I don't know why, and I don't get it, but I feel like I'm missing a really great moment of laughter. Update?
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#154 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
P.S. Post 131 completely changed, and I don't know why, and I don't get it, but I feel like I'm missing a really great moment of laughter. Update?
It said edited for sexual innuendo and other stuff. it was funny, but this one is funnier.



Hi Ashlie, whatcha doin?
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#155 | 959 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
oooohhhhh guessing game!!!!
#3 starts with a c and rhymes with rock
Get your minds out of the gutter, the answer is caulk

She has drafty windows and doors
Give It To Me Baby...  
#156 | 959 days ago

Sunset update:

Thermometer girl has her pants on again.  It's 64.

I'm 2 Heinekens in

Dinner's ready.

Michael G. is beating me in WWF.         Frickin vowels.

Tool just announced they will be at the Seminole Hard Rock in Lauderdale on Feb. 6     I may have another beer.

Also, found out Aspberger boy is spending the night.     So, maybe the rest of the 12.

Tool:www.youtube.com/watch

Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#157 | 959 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
........... my picture was removed due to it being too inappropriate!
Igored... the new pwned

Give It To Me Baby...  
#158 | 959 days ago

ok...piece of advice for you f**kers looking to advertise the attorney's office you just opened or the used car lot you're buying....Shady's Back may not be the song you want playing in the background of your commercial.  Just sayin'.
#159 | 959 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Get your minds out of the gutter, the answer is caulk

She has drafty windows and doors
So, it wasn't crusty sock, then?
Give It To Me Baby...  
#160 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
So, it wasn't crusty sock, then?
Ewwww.......NO!
Give It To Me Baby...  
#161 | 959 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Igored... the new pwned

Is that a new verb?....like googled?  Orakpoed?  Igored?  Is that where you punch somebody in their junk so hard their eyes get all buggy and they have a lump between their shoulder blades?

"I Igored that F'er so hard it bulged out BOTH of his eyes."
Give It To Me Baby...  
#162 | 959 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Ewwww.......NO!
Image
Give It To Me Baby...  
#163 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Image
Give It To Me Baby...  
#164 | 959 days ago

My sources tell me that Jeff Fisher is the new Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#165 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
a new Kaya and Suka set, for you Sibe lovers:


Big Boy on a snow bank


Princess catching a sunbeam


Somebody please get this b*tch outta my ear!
Mike, they need to come for a playdate with Nanuck. And we can drink beer. :]
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#166 | 959 days ago

Arian Foster Limited Edition Wristbands


oh dear jesus. mama just sent me thislink and now i have one on the way. rush order. if arian foster himself doesn't run it to my door, i'm returning it.

no i'm not.

but still. i just want him.
#167 | 959 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Mike, they need to come for a playdate with Nanuck. And we can drink beer. :]
You got any snow?  I'm kinda getting tired of snow.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#168 | 959 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
Arian Foster Limited Edition Wristbands


oh dear jesus. mama just sent me thislink and now i have one on the way. rush order. if arian foster himself doesn't run it to my door, i'm returning it.

no i'm not.

but still. i just want him.
Leigh, could you please put those eyes away?  THey are getting me all flustered like when Christi used to look over her shoulder at me.

kthnx.
Give It To Me Baby...  
#169 | 959 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Leigh, could you please put those eyes away?  THey are getting me all flustered like when Christi used to look over her shoulder at me.

kthnx.
#170 | 959 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
She has a va**na on her eye!
#171 | 959 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Jason_ wrote:
She has a va**na on her eye!
 I don't think that chick is bending over far enough to get her vag on Leigh's eye. Butt she sure has a very good possibility of getting pink eye if that chick farts!
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#172 | 959 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
Jason_ wrote:
She has a va**na on her eye!
that word is absolutely vanana to me.

and now this ad is running on my faniq:
http://launch.beyonddiet.com/avocado&nm=2">

hahahaha...."never eat vanana"
#173 | 959 days ago

Vanana yogurt?
#174 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:

pq's hurt my feelings.  :{



except for Kevin's, really don't care aboout those one's.

 Ok....good to know!

Being ignored hurts mine

Except when I'm being igored by (insert names here)  ____________ , ___________, _____________, ______________, ____________, _________________, ________________, ___________________, ___________  , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________  , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________   , ___________  
 
Give It To Me Baby...  
#175 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Vanana yogurt?
i'm going to spew.
#176 | 959 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
P.S. Post 131 completely changed, and I don't know why, and I don't get it, but I feel like I'm missing a really great moment of laughter. Update?
 I had an inappropriate picture posted that the mods took down....then I was replying to a different post that ended up where my picture was, that was removed.....strange?!?!?
Give It To Me Baby...  
#177 | 959 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i'm going to spew.
Its actually a real thing.
#178 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Its actually a real thing.
oh i see, sure enough. organic lowfat vanana yogurt. every part of that sounds enticing......
#179 | 959 days ago

Rogs,

Everywhere I go always know
That Charlie Scene has got a  that he loves to show,
Everywhere I go  always know
That Charlie Scene has got a that he loves to show

Wake up, grab , grab rear
Shave beard, put on some scene gear
Gotta get before my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can

I'm Undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds since ten
So if I don't it I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

When I start drinking
My does all my thinking
want to be scene with me
And I like their big thick

with extra filling
Take it out let me   it quickly
Calm down it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this sipping, gets me tipsy

Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya'
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta

Buy beer or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a ' butcher
And I'll the like I'm Ashton Kutcher

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

Let's get this party jumpin'
Let's see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your rubbing
Against my when I start buzzin'

Come on girls I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move, I saw you winkin'
Drunken ’s what I'm thinkin'

I don't give a if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud feel the ambiance
Grab two 's and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops

a wristband, let’s all do a keg stand
I'm like without the hittin’ up the
When the cops show up they're gonna get the
And I don't give a ’cause I'm the designated drinker

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin’, what?
So just get buzzed and stay up
We'll keep them droppin’

Everywhere I go always know
That Charlie Scene has got a  that he loves to show,
Everywhere I go  always know
That Charlie Scene has got a that he loves to show

love, Miss Pants.
#180 | 959 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola amigos y amigas

Things I need:

1. A new job
2. A massage
3. I'm not gonna post...but its needed!

I hate having audits. Everyone here gets so stressed out. It stresses me out and makes me yell at Wiggy! If she says one more thing that annoys me today..I may trip and spill my water on her wig.
Oh and its around 72 degrees here today, sun is shining and I don't even have to wear a sweater!

That's all for now!!
Yeah, auditors are dicks.
#181 | 959 days ago

Shea Weber returns to the ice tonight.  Payback, Mark Fistric!

#182 | 959 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
It said edited for sexual innuendo and other stuff. it was funny, but this one is funnier.



Hi Ashlie, whatcha doin?
 Hi, Glenda. I'm about to do my hair.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#183 | 959 days ago

And Jordin Tootoo bodyslams Mark Fistric and comes up smiling. 
#184 | 959 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 Hi, Glenda. I'm about to do my hair.
What are you going to do?
I Wanna Dance With Somebody...  
#185 | 959 days ago

Duh...she said her f**king hair!
#186 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
 Hi, Glenda. I'm about to do my hair.
Cool, you gonna go with some highlights?   I'm thinking about doing that. I try to tell everyone the gray are highlights and I don't think anyone believes me. lol.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#187 | 959 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
You got any snow?  I'm kinda getting tired of snow.
it was 61 degrees today. and I'm getting tired of that.  I'll bring nanauck there and we can drink beer in the snow.

Ok thanks.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun...  
#188 | 959 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Duh...she said her f**king hair!
 Settle.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#189 | 959 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
At the moment, I'm gonna perm, trim, straighten. In about 2 weeks I'm gonna dye it again, maybe highlight it, idk. Idk what color yet, but it's typically a shade of red.
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#190 | 959 days ago

#191 | 959 days ago

 That would be two interviews for next week.

een had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
Give It To Me Baby...  
#192 | 959 days ago

This made me laugh. Hard. And I can't make it stop.



And how big of a jerk is that person? "... How do you have friends" - SHUT UP, JERKFACE! It's FUNNY!
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#193 | 959 days ago

Jess wrote:
This made me laugh. Hard. And I can't make it stop.



And how big of a jerk is that person? "... How do you have friends" - SHUT UP, JERKFACE! It's FUNNY!
#194 | 959 days ago

sloppy hockey tonight
#195 | 959 days ago



RIP Rogs
#196 | 959 days ago

Aside from seeing Az Cardinals "hot wings" gear everywhere Phoenix is AWESOME compared to Boise right now!
Whatever it is, put it on the rocks...  
#197 | 958 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:


RIP Rogs
Dude...if you're gonna botch it up with Photoshop, you might want to shop yourself with a better set of abs as well, and do something about those scrawny legs as well.  

And you might want to think about covering up that face, as everyone who knows you won't even bother laughing behind your back.  You'll see it coming.
#198 | 958 days ago

Good Evening, Everybodee!

Not much going on.  Fellow co-worker still out on disability, so covering both areas for a while.

Found this...

http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/what_science_fiction_fantasy_book_should_i_read.jpg

A nifty little flow chart for finding out which new book you should want to read.  (out of NPR's top 100 choices.)
#199 | 958 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Good Evening, Everybodee!

Not much going on.  Fellow co-worker still out on disability, so covering both areas for a while.

Found this...

http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/what_science_fiction_fantasy_book_should_i_read.jpg

A nifty little flow chart for finding out which new book you should want to read.  (out of NPR's top 100 choices.)
That link put me in nerd heaven.  I need an hour or so to fully check it out, though.  
Give It To Me Baby...  
#200 | 958 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

ohwell_ wrote:

Seems the Canadian brothers and sisters to the north of us, don't like our choices for R candidates for President.
They have started their own party, The Canada Party.   Post from them this a.m.

 

Apologies to Michele Bachmann for scaring her out of the race on our first day. Is it legal to abort a campaign in Iowa?

It is 47 degrees here this a.m. and frankly, I don't know how y'all up north deal with it so long.  This sucks.  I have limited
cold weather clothes and the laundry it creates!   My Gawd!!!       Ugh.   We have a thermometer where the girl puts
on or takes off clothes according to the temp.



Also, want to share a pretty cool story.


PETER FRAMPTON’S LOST GIBSON LES PAUL GUITAR FOUND ON CARIBBEAN ISLAND OF CURAÇAO AFTER 32 YEARS

TWO FANS COLLABORATE TO RETURN FAMED GUITAR

GUITAR PLAYED BY FRAMPTON ON HUMBLE PIE AND
FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! ALBUMS

Peter Frampton’s long-lost guitar was recently discovered after its disappearance in a plane crash 32 years ago. In 1980, a cargo plane carrying Frampton’s equipment for an upcoming show in Panama crashed, supposedly destroying all of the instruments on board including Frampton’s cherished 1954 Gibson Les Paul. Thanks to the unyielding work of two dedicated fans, one in Holland and one on the Dutch Caribbean island of Curaçao, as well as the CEO of the Curaçao Tourist Board, Frampton was reunited with the guitar in an emotional meeting last month in Nashville, TN.
The Curaçao Tourist Board helped acquire the guitar from an individual after hearing news that they may indeed have a lead on the long lost and beloved guitar. Together in Nashville, TN at the Gibson Custom Shop, with experts from Gibson Guitar and Peter Frampton, the team confirmed it was the original guitar long missing from Frampton’s collection.
Frampton’s custom guitar was given to him in 1970 by a man named Mark Mariana when Humble Pie played at the Fillmore West. Frampton borrowed Mariana’s guitar for the show and afterward tried to buy it from him, “But to my surprise he said he couldn't sell it to me—he wanted to give it to me!” he notes.
Frampton played the guitar exclusively on Humble Pie’s Rock On and Rocking the Fillmore albums. The guitar also appeared on a number of sessions for other artists including George Harrison, Harry Nilsson, and John Entwistle. Most notably, Frampton played the guitar on the electrifying Frampton Comes Alive!, one of the top-selling live records of all time.
Frampton is ecstatic to have the guitar back in his hands once again. “I am still in a state of shock, first off, that the guitar even exists let alone, that it has been returned to me. I know I have my guitar back, but I will never forget the lives that were lost in this crash. I am so thankful for the efforts of those who made this possible…And, now that it is back I am going insure it for 2 million dollars and it’s never going out of my sight again! It was always my #1 guitar and it will be reinstated there as soon as possible -- some minor repairs are needed. And, I just can’t wait to get Mark Mariana on the phone.”

Almost the weekend, hang in there!
 Hey!  Peter Frampton is actually performing in Walla Walla on March 24th!  

Couldn't believe it when i read it!
#201 | 958 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

 Hey all, 

Still alive,

Busy writing,

Still in self-imposed seclusion,

Still looking for a light-house I can take-over as a care taker,

Still writing long posts, albeit with fewer words,

Had to visit,

Dreaming of the Q ladies again........


....time for another nap.....
#202 | 957 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
That link put me in nerd heaven.  I need an hour or so to fully check it out, though.  
Take your time.   (I felt the same way, and so did a couple of my kids as well.)
#203 | 957 days ago

Two girls and....two buck chuck.  We never even made it to the bar.
#204 | 957 days ago

Jess wrote:
This made me laugh. Hard. And I can't make it stop.



And how big of a jerk is that person? "... How do you have friends" - SHUT UP, JERKFACE! It's FUNNY!
how r u jess

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