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To The Victor Belong The Spoils...
Can't remember if I've done this, but it's similar to the Versus ones because it is a versus.
Put a person in a battle, next person names the winner. The winner advances to the next round with a new opponent. You need an example? Sure.

Chuck Norris vs. Rambo --- Chuck Norris (because he's a ninja). So he advances.
Chuck Norris vs. the most interesting man in the world --- Chuck Norris because ...you know why..don't use Chuck Norris! That's a new rule.
Chuck Norris vs. Lion-O --- Lion-O (cause I said so). Then Lion-O advances.

You get it. Go on now...
| Closed on 02/09/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
17 Fans 
12%a. Are you not entertained...
35%b. I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
0%c. You will be a minister of death praying for war...
6%d. Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...
6%e. I clean 'em, you fry 'em....
24%f. Smells like someone died...
18%g. Beaneaters....

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#26 | 981 days ago

davonthedl wrote:
Star Jones - she can still eat like a BEAST!!

Star Jones vs Fat Albert
Fat Albert


Fat Albert vs. Type-2 Diabetes
Beaneaters....  
  
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#1 | 981 days ago

Snooki vs Rosie O'Donnell
#2 | 981 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Snooki vs Rosie O'Donnell
 Snooki.......she's smaller and probably has more toxins


Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...  
#3 | 981 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Snooki.......she's smaller and probably has more toxins


Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan
LL - she would smoke a pound of meth and go balls to the wall like methheads do. 

LL vs Joan Rivers
#4 | 981 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Snooki.......she's smaller and probably has more toxins


Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan, she's been fighting longer...



Lindsay Lohan vs. Taylor Swift
#5 | 981 days ago

LiLo vs. Joan Rivers and Taylor--- On meth apparently, so LiLo again.


Lindsay Lohan vs. Weezy Jefferson
Are you not entertained...  
#6 | 981 days ago

(Edited by Beaneaters)
kteacher wrote:
 Snooki.......she's smaller and probably has more toxins


Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan
Lindsey, she is so toasted she could fight for 45 minutes not realizing her arm was ripped off.

Lindsey Lohan and Betty White.


Dang it.
Beaneaters....  
#7 | 981 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Snooki.......she's smaller and probably has more toxins


Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan
Snooki- cuz I dont tihnk LayHO knows how to fight



Whoopi Goldberg vs Samora
#8 | 981 days ago

booo page loading, as usual.
Are you not entertained...  
#9 | 981 days ago

WE'VE MISSED QUITE A FEW MATCHUPS ALREADY FOLKS.......................
#10 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
LiLo vs. Joan Rivers and Taylor--- On meth apparently, so LiLo again.


Lindsay Lohan vs. Weezy Jefferson


Jefferson by a long shot ............  she may have moved on up but she was once Hood !   Sorry Lindsay





Lady Gaga  vs  Richard Simmons
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...  
#11 | 981 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
Lindsay Lohan, she's been fighting longer...



Lindsay Lohan vs. Taylor Swift
Lilo would eat that sweet girl's soul...


Lohan vs. Mothra
Beaneaters....  
#12 | 981 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Lilo would eat that sweet girl's soul...


Lohan vs. Mothra

Let's right this ship, people. Refresh or something first. 

(Sid, winner moves on so just one new option)

Mothra, duh...


Mothra vs. King Kong

Are you not entertained...  
#13 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Let's right this ship, people. Refresh or something first. 

(Sid, winner moves on so just one new option)

Mothra, duh...


Mothra vs. King Kong



ok w/e  ...................


King Kong




Donald Duck vs  Goofy
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...  
#14 | 981 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


ok w/e  ...................


King Kong




Donald Duck vs  Goofy
No. It would be King King vs. one of them.  and don't whatever me.
Are you not entertained...  
#15 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
No. It would be King King vs. one of them.  and don't whatever me.

w/e .......


King Kong




King Kong vs Godzilla
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...  
#16 | 981 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:

w/e .......


King Kong




King Kong vs Godzilla
Are you not entertained...  
#17 | 981 days ago



Game over.  This poll is now closed.
#18 | 981 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:

w/e .......


King Kong




King Kong vs Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Old Mike.
Are you not entertained...  
#19 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Godzilla vs. Old Mike.
I'd beat that crusty old lizard like a dirty rug.  Don't forget, I kill critters on an annual basis.  I bet that f**ker'd taste just like chicken!
#20 | 981 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I'd beat that crusty old lizard like a dirty rug.  Don't forget, I kill critters on an annual basis.  I bet that f**ker'd taste just like chicken!
Not your call, shush and wait.
Are you not entertained...  
#21 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Godzilla vs. Old Mike.
Godzilla ... I'd be rooting for Old Mike, but we all know he's gonna lose.  It's probably a lot like being a Cubs fan.

Godzilla vs. Star Jones (fat CourTV SJ, not new looks-like-a-lollipop SJ)
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#22 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Let's right this ship, people. Refresh or something first. 

(Sid, winner moves on so just one new option)

Mothra, duh...


Mothra vs. King Kong

I liked it better when it was all eff'd up and wacky... So let me go ahead and Exxon Valdez this badboy...

BTW, Lohan vs. Mothra was a trick question (it's a push)



dyslexia vs. auto-correct
Beaneaters....  
#23 | 981 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Godzilla ... I'd be rooting for Old Mike, but we all know he's gonna lose.  It's probably a lot like being a Cubs fan.

Godzilla vs. Star Jones (fat CourTV SJ, not new looks-like-a-lollipop SJ)
Godzilla.



Godzilla vs. Your mom.
#24 | 981 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Godzilla ... I'd be rooting for Old Mike, but we all know he's gonna lose.  It's probably a lot like being a Cubs fan.

Godzilla vs. Star Jones (fat CourTV SJ, not new looks-like-a-lollipop SJ)
Star Jones



Star Jones vs. "The Man vs. Food Guy" @ Sizzler
Beaneaters....  
#25 | 981 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Star Jones



Star Jones vs. "The Man vs. Food Guy" @ Sizzler
Star Jones - she can still eat like a BEAST!!

Star Jones vs Fat Albert
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...  
#26 | 981 days ago

davonthedl wrote:
Star Jones - she can still eat like a BEAST!!

Star Jones vs Fat Albert
Fat Albert


Fat Albert vs. Type-2 Diabetes
Beaneaters....  
#27 | 981 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Fat Albert


Fat Albert vs. Type-2 Diabetes
I'mma kick your ass.
Are you not entertained...  
#28 | 981 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I liked it better when it was all eff'd up and wacky... So let me go ahead and Exxon Valdez this badboy...

BTW, Lohan vs. Mothra was a trick question (it's a push)



dyslexia vs. auto-correct
ROFLMAO!!!!! - this is a good one!!!
#29 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'mma kick your ass.
Ash's foot vs. my @ss
Beaneaters....  
#30 | 981 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Ash's foot vs. my @ss
My foot, then my knee, then my fist, then my open palm.



Candyman vs. Freddy Krueger
Are you not entertained...  
#31 | 981 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
My foot, then my knee, then my fist, then my open palm.



Candyman vs. Freddy Krueger
Freddy ... everyone dreams, not everyone says Candyman 3 times (or was it 5?).

Freddy vs. Jason Predator
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#32 | 981 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Freddy ... everyone dreams, not everyone says Candyman 3 times (or was it 5?).

Freddy vs. Jason Predator
Predator...Predators dont sleep.


Predators vs. Your mom.
#33 | 981 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Predator...Predators dont sleep.


Predators vs. Your mom.
My mom.

My mom vs. the honey badger.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#34 | 981 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
My mom.

My mom vs. the honey badger.
Your mom.


Your mom vs. The Fonz?
#35 | 981 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Your mom.


Your mom vs. The Fonz?
Well now you're not taking this seriously. (My mom.)

My mom vs. your mom
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#36 | 981 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Well now you're not taking this seriously. (My mom.)

My mom vs. your mom
Mom!



Mom vs. The Hulk


Are you not entertained...  
#37 | 980 days ago

(Edited by ankurnathmishra)
kobe_lova wrote:
Mom!



Mom vs. The Hulk


Mom.
*Sorry i forgot to give the reason. The Hulk is Hulk if he's angry you can't stay angry with Mom.

Mom vs. The spouse
Smells like someone died...  
#38 | 980 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Mom.
*Sorry i forgot to give the reason. The Hulk is Hulk if he's angry you can't stay angry with Mom.

Mom vs. The spouse
Is The Spouse a  superhero cause otherwise, it's her husband and everybody knows that in the end, Mama always win!



Mom vs. Terminator
Are you not entertained...  
#39 | 980 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Is The Spouse a  superhero cause otherwise, it's her husband and everybody knows that in the end, Mama always win!



Mom vs. Terminator
Terminator.  My mom never has been good with computers.

Terminator vs. Rambo
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#40 | 980 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
janet011685 wrote:
Terminator.  My mom never has been good with computers.

Terminator vs. Rambo
Terminator


PedoBear  vs Honey Badger
Smells like someone died...  
#41 | 980 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Terminator.  My mom never has been good with computers.

Terminator vs. Rambo
Rambo.


Rambo vs. Doc Holliday
#42 | 980 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Terminator


PedoBear  vs Honey Badger
Nick, for as much as you bitch about people not reading directions in the polls...  

"Put a person in a battle, next person names the winner. The winner advances to the next round with a new opponent."
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#43 | 980 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
janet011685 wrote:
Nick, for as much as you bitch about people not reading directions in the polls...  

"Put a person in a battle, next person names the winner. The winner advances to the next round with a new opponent."
See what this place has done?!?!?!

I've turned into everyone else!  Welcome to my pain!
Smells like someone died...  
#44 | 980 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Rambo.


Rambo vs. Doc Holliday
 DOC HOLIDAY vs DIRTY HAIRY
Smells like someone died...  
#45 | 980 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
See what this place has done?!?!?!

I've turned into everyone else!  Welcome to my pain!
Join us, Nick.  It's fun over here.  Hijacking polls, doing as you please.  Join us, join us, join us, jo...
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#46 | 980 days ago

#47 | 980 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Was that meant for me?  I will strike you, old man.  
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#48 | 980 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Join us, Nick.  It's fun over here.  Hijacking polls, doing as you please.  Join us, join us, join us, jo...
That just reminded me of 'IT'
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...  
#49 | 980 days ago

#50 | 980 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
 DOC HOLIDAY vs DIRTY HAIRY
Doc Holliday- fastest gun in the West other than Billy Conner

Doc Holliday vs Billy Conner
#51 | 980 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
Doc Holliday- fastest gun in the West other than Billy Conner

Doc Holliday vs Billy Conner
Most of what people think of Doc Holliday is myth.  For instance he was known to carry around a sawed off shotgun he used like a pistol.  Who is Billy Conner?
#52 | 980 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Was that meant for me?  I will strike you, old man.  
#53 | 980 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
Most of what people think of Doc Holliday is myth.  For instance he was known to carry around a sawed off shotgun he used like a pistol.  Who is Billy Conner?

wrong name - I meant William Bonney

#54 | 980 days ago

 LMAO @ Dirty "Hairy"
Are you not entertained...  
#55 | 980 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 LMAO @ Dirty "Hairy"
Don't blame Nick...he watches a different version than the rest of us.
#56 | 980 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
#57 | 980 days ago
Nick__ (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Join us, Nick.  It's fun over here.  Hijacking polls, doing as you please.  Join us, join us, join us, jo...
   gracias
Smells like someone died...  
#58 | 980 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
kobe_lova wrote:
 LMAO @ Dirty "Hairy"
 that was for you, Ash!

I'm surprised it took that long to get pointed out!
Smells like someone died...  
#59 | 980 days ago

Ha. I just got back. It was the first thing I noticed.
Are you not entertained...  
#60 | 980 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Ha. I just got back. It was the first thing I noticed.
I noticed it right away too (in fact, I almost messaged you about it lol), but I was having trouble coming up with a CoC-approved reply.  
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#61 | 980 days ago
Nick__ (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I noticed it right away too (in fact, I almost messaged you about it lol), but I was having trouble coming up with a CoC-approved reply.  
HEY!

Most of the time, I do type errors and I am rushed to check because I'm at work, but, other times, like above, I do it purposely! 

Settle down!
Smells like someone died...  
#62 | 980 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
HEY!

Most of the time, I do type errors and I am rushed to check because I'm at work, but, other times, like above, I do it purposely! 

Settle down!
Mm hmm.  Pur...pose...ly.  


Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...  
#63 | 980 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I noticed it right away too (in fact, I almost messaged you about it lol), but I was having trouble coming up with a CoC-approved reply.  
Okay, because I was thinking so noooo one else saw that? These people are *sses.... I feel better. 
Are you not entertained...  
#64 | 979 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Rambo.


Rambo vs. Doc Holliday
 that was Johnny Ringo?  No?
Smells like someone died...  
#65 | 979 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
So, Doc Holliday vs. Billy the Kid (whose name is obviously difficult to remember)


Doc.
Doc Holliday vs. Anton Chigurh  (this dude---->)
Are you not entertained...  
#66 | 979 days ago

derms33 wrote:
 that was Johnny Ringo?  No?
Yeah, it was Johnny...I just wanted the "Allright Lunger, Let's do it!" at the bottom but I am a photochop virgin.
#67 | 979 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Yeah, it was Johnny...I just wanted the "Allright Lunger, Let's do it!" at the bottom but I am a photochop virgin.
thats a great line
Smells like someone died...  
#68 | 979 days ago

derms33 wrote:
thats a great line
That entire movie is a great line.  Greatest movie of all time!

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