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Dream a Little Dream
It's been awhile since I've done one of these polls, so it's time...

I have crazy dreams...seriously crazy dreams. One recently was of me beating the crap out of a celebrity at a football field and there was a beagle running around. Last night I was at a zoo where we were in some sort of ark type thing floating around looking at the animals. One of the guys I used to work with was there with his wife, they were the zookeepers. They had this bear which was supposedly the largest bear in the world - huge - and it was swimming around by the boat. I was trying to take a picture of it, but in the picture the bear kept turning out white, like a polar bear. But he was a brown bear...I mean...not a "brown bear" as in species but he was a bear that was brown. So I was in the process of getting severely upset with my camera when I woke up. 

What about you - any crazy dreams as of late?
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19%a. Yes, I've got a crazy one to share...
50%b. One? Let me tell you some stories...
25%c. I don't dream
6%d. I don't wanna play

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#12 | 955 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
ok, this is going to sound nuts. i had a dream last night that i was busy seducing the entire family from hillbilly handfishing (includes underrage son and daughter) except for the mom who was totally getting bent out of shape about the whole thing. she put me on top of a mountain waaaaaay way up high and in snow. no more like ice...and there was no way down. marcus walked up (just roll with it) and told me his idea to get us down. we would ride gigantic snowballs (about the size of a snowman's head) down and down and down into this ravine. it would bust through the flying buttresses of ice along the way and we'd land softly enough at the bottom (which happened to be 7 miles down....and the safe landing zone was only a mile wide). so in preparation, stoney drags an empty refrigerator to the edge of the ravine and opens the freezer part (this was obviously to keep the snowballs cool when we sat down on them...duh) and down we all went. sure enough, the snowball thing worked. thanks, marcus and stoney.

a few nights ago, i had a dream i was coming out of a movie theater and jeff goldblum came up to me, asked me if he could walk me to my car. i of course said yes and he ended up walking me to his instead. as we're driving, he tells me about where he grew up (cezanne-napville, nebraska) and we went to the dollar tree to see if they carried cookies that were specific only to the greater cezanne-napville area. it got weird after that. in short, he told me to go to a place for a job, but it was some pyramidy-jeff-goldblum-fan-club-concubine-scheme thing.

i wrote a long one out that blew my mind for days:
Before I forget it, the product name was procucilius (pro-cuh-SIL-ius).....Procucilius was originally used to develop babies' brains more artistically and basically make them geniuses. It was called Cherry when it was the baby developper and it came in a squirt bottle that was crystal clear as the product (as was the product itself) and the bottle looked just like a bar bunny. It would give a very gentle mist on the baby's face and would go from liquid to vapor almost instantly and they would breathe it in through the nose, and up, right past the brain. The effect it had on Sam was he went from his few words he knew to "Leigh, will you please move? That is my reading spot. Light." I hadn't heard about the product and was just floored that he'd said it. There was a slide-like projector to be used with Cherry and each slide had a colorful, educational short film presented by some celebrity...typed, it's about two pages, but it is f******cked...up....

those are just the recent ones that come to mind.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
  
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#1 | 955 days ago

the ONLY DREAM im having.....is WINNING the POWERBALL JACKPOT.......going into work and singing......TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT.......and than off into RETIREMENT................YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.......

#2 | 955 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 I dream a lot of being the one that actually kills the great Freddie, Michael, and Jason. 




I wonder what the hell that means. 
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#3 | 955 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Nothing to crazy, lately, that I can remember.

Over the past couple of weeks, they have all been of the Zalman King variety and all with the same girl in each of my dreams........I know, I know......SURPRISING!  Spring time must be getting close, because my hormones have been in 5th gear lately. 


The last crazy dream I had was that I was playing the role of Charlie on Two and Half Men (this was just after the whole Charlie Sheen thing went down) and the dream was centered around which FANIQ members we wanted to invite over for Alan's birthday party.  

There was more but the details are fuzzy now because it was a few months ago.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#4 | 955 days ago

Last night, I buried a body in the woods, had a drive by shooting at my house, and watched a star wars type battle in the sky. I need to stop eating dark chocolate before I go to bed.  I'm exhausted  .

I posted this in yesterdays filter this a.m.    So I am reposting.
Yes, I've got a crazy one to share...  
#5 | 955 days ago

 I never remember my dreams. The last time I remember dreaming was about a year ago when I had a really high fever. I just remember having the weirdest dreams, but I couldn't tell you what they were about anymore.
I don't dream  
#6 | 955 days ago

I had some strange dreams for awhile. They started in 2007 and ended last fall. It was always about a place that I'm sure is real, but it was a place I'd never been. Sometimes I knew how to move around the place, while other times I felt totally lost. Those were not the strangest dreams I've ever had, but they stuck in my thoughts and I often woke up not sure I was at home.

I cannot remember last night's dream and that's the way I like it.
#7 | 955 days ago

I had a super crazy dream last week. All I can remember is my dog looking at me after I woke up like, "WTF dude?", and that is it.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#8 | 955 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I dream a lot of being the one that actually kills the great Freddie, Michael, and Jason. 




I wonder what the hell that means. 
I had a dream once where they were ALL chasing me (Chucky, too).  Around a boarding kennel.
There's no real climactic end to this story, I just wanted you to know.

I don't remember most of my dreams, only the bad ones.  Weird how the mind works.  Usually they involve either being chased/attacked or people that are close to me doing f**ked up stuff to me.  

I think I need new friends.  In my dreams, they're all a bunch of d**ks. 
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#9 | 955 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I had a dream once where they were ALL chasing me (Chucky, too).  Around a boarding kennel.
There's no real climactic end to this story, I just wanted you to know.

I don't remember most of my dreams, only the bad ones.  Weird how the mind works.  Usually they involve either being chased/attacked or people that are close to me doing f**ked up stuff to me.  

I think I need new friends.  In my dreams, they're all a bunch of d**ks. 
 



God I have so many jokes right now.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#10 | 955 days ago

Anymore I can't tell the difference between a dream and a fun night of drinking. They both have about the same amount of weirdness.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#11 | 955 days ago



I have never remembered or have been aware of having any dreams , not sure if its because i don't sleep for very long stretches and not a whole lot overall or if im just weird.  But never having any Swedish Bikini team type dreams sucks a** (just saying)
I don't dream  
#12 | 955 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
ok, this is going to sound nuts. i had a dream last night that i was busy seducing the entire family from hillbilly handfishing (includes underrage son and daughter) except for the mom who was totally getting bent out of shape about the whole thing. she put me on top of a mountain waaaaaay way up high and in snow. no more like ice...and there was no way down. marcus walked up (just roll with it) and told me his idea to get us down. we would ride gigantic snowballs (about the size of a snowman's head) down and down and down into this ravine. it would bust through the flying buttresses of ice along the way and we'd land softly enough at the bottom (which happened to be 7 miles down....and the safe landing zone was only a mile wide). so in preparation, stoney drags an empty refrigerator to the edge of the ravine and opens the freezer part (this was obviously to keep the snowballs cool when we sat down on them...duh) and down we all went. sure enough, the snowball thing worked. thanks, marcus and stoney.

a few nights ago, i had a dream i was coming out of a movie theater and jeff goldblum came up to me, asked me if he could walk me to my car. i of course said yes and he ended up walking me to his instead. as we're driving, he tells me about where he grew up (cezanne-napville, nebraska) and we went to the dollar tree to see if they carried cookies that were specific only to the greater cezanne-napville area. it got weird after that. in short, he told me to go to a place for a job, but it was some pyramidy-jeff-goldblum-fan-club-concubine-scheme thing.

i wrote a long one out that blew my mind for days:
Before I forget it, the product name was procucilius (pro-cuh-SIL-ius).....Procucilius was originally used to develop babies' brains more artistically and basically make them geniuses. It was called Cherry when it was the baby developper and it came in a squirt bottle that was crystal clear as the product (as was the product itself) and the bottle looked just like a bar bunny. It would give a very gentle mist on the baby's face and would go from liquid to vapor almost instantly and they would breathe it in through the nose, and up, right past the brain. The effect it had on Sam was he went from his few words he knew to "Leigh, will you please move? That is my reading spot. Light." I hadn't heard about the product and was just floored that he'd said it. There was a slide-like projector to be used with Cherry and each slide had a colorful, educational short film presented by some celebrity...typed, it's about two pages, but it is f******cked...up....

those are just the recent ones that come to mind.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#13 | 955 days ago

3 hours of sleep is a crazy dream right now.
#14 | 955 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ok, this is going to sound nuts. i had a dream last night that i was busy seducing the entire family from hillbilly handfishing (includes underrage son and daughter) except for the mom who was totally getting bent out of shape about the whole thing. she put me on top of a mountain waaaaaay way up high and in snow. no more like ice...and there was no way down. marcus walked up (just roll with it) and told me his idea to get us down. we would ride gigantic snowballs (about the size of a snowman's head) down and down and down into this ravine. it would bust through the flying buttresses of ice along the way and we'd land softly enough at the bottom (which happened to be 7 miles down....and the safe landing zone was only a mile wide). so in preparation, stoney drags an empty refrigerator to the edge of the ravine and opens the freezer part (this was obviously to keep the snowballs cool when we sat down on them...duh) and down we all went. sure enough, the snowball thing worked. thanks, marcus and stoney.

a few nights ago, i had a dream i was coming out of a movie theater and jeff goldblum came up to me, asked me if he could walk me to my car. i of course said yes and he ended up walking me to his instead. as we're driving, he tells me about where he grew up (cezanne-napville, nebraska) and we went to the dollar tree to see if they carried cookies that were specific only to the greater cezanne-napville area. it got weird after that. in short, he told me to go to a place for a job, but it was some pyramidy-jeff-goldblum-fan-club-concubine-scheme thing.

i wrote a long one out that blew my mind for days:
Before I forget it, the product name was procucilius (pro-cuh-SIL-ius).....Procucilius was originally used to develop babies' brains more artistically and basically make them geniuses. It was called Cherry when it was the baby developper and it came in a squirt bottle that was crystal clear as the product (as was the product itself) and the bottle looked just like a bar bunny. It would give a very gentle mist on the baby's face and would go from liquid to vapor almost instantly and they would breathe it in through the nose, and up, right past the brain. The effect it had on Sam was he went from his few words he knew to "Leigh, will you please move? That is my reading spot. Light." I hadn't heard about the product and was just floored that he'd said it. There was a slide-like projector to be used with Cherry and each slide had a colorful, educational short film presented by some celebrity...typed, it's about two pages, but it is f******cked...up....

those are just the recent ones that come to mind.
 You win. 
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#15 | 955 days ago

I'm flying around when I see some people in trouble, I land and all of the sudden zombies are everywhere and of course I can't take off and fly.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#16 | 955 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 You win. 
sorry. i'm a dreamer...a silly heart.
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#17 | 955 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
sorry. i'm a dreamer...a silly heart.
 
One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#18 | 955 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Since you ask, I did have a crazy dream last night actually. I met a chick at a bar, she took me back to her place, next thing I remember I was sitting on the floor with my arms tied up over my head and my legs tied spred apart. She took a sledgehammer and smashed my c**k and ba**s with the sledgehammer until my manhood was distroyed. I'll tell you one thing, thats the last f**cking time I watch Hostel right before I go to bed.
#19 | 955 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

John_Daly wrote:
Since you ask, I did have a crazy dream last night actually. I met a chick at a bar, she took me back to her place, next thing I remember I was sitting on the floor with my arms tied up over my head and my legs tied spred apart. She took a sledgehammer and smashed my c**k and ba**s with the sledgehammer until my manhood was distroyed. I'll tell you one thing, thats the last f**cking time I watch Hostel right before I go to bed.
 That wasn't a dream, that was the 5 dollar hooker you picked up last night.   See I have tried to tell you, you get what you pay for. 

Geez, you'd think you'd learn by now. 

One? Let me tell you some stories...  
#20 | 954 days ago

A dream of me walking down the street with a striped fur jacket and as I pass an alley a bunch of squirrels see me and get mad and start chasing me

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