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H***y B**thday! (Edited 03/05/12 02:01PM by kobe_lova)
It's Jason's birthday! Again. Already. Jeez. He's so close to decrepit now, meaning he's gonna be even more crotchety than he already is. Yay us. Anyway, he's my #1 and my most favorite ***hole which is a great accomplishment. Have a wonderfully wonderful day... unless you're at work, then... uh.. enjoy, I guess. No one in this computer hearts you more. Now, for the only reason he came...


 
   
| Closed on 03/14/12 at 11:00PM
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26 Fans 
42%a. Happy Birthday F**ker...
15%b. So, the devil actually went down to Kentucky...
15%c. Chicka chicka yeah!...
15%d. Welcome to AARP...
8%e. Beans says drink lots for him...

 &nbp;
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#7 | 906 days ago

because of a very weird series of searches for the perfect last minute birthday picture to give you, i found that people are replacing their phones in douche-pictures, with pop tarts. so enjoy this new information:









oh god, i'm so happy.

happy birthday and i hope you get to eat a poptart today!
  
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#1 | 906 days ago

Congrats and best wishes!
#2 | 906 days ago

Happy Born Day, Jason!  May 72 virgins bow at your feet (w/o sacrificing your own life) and may the Phins acquire Peyton "I gotta match my bro" Manning. 

#3 | 906 days ago

Happy Birthday!
Chicka chicka yeah!...  
#4 | 906 days ago

  

**Have a good one, F**ker!
Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#5 | 906 days ago

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#6 | 906 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)








( Not my best, but I got tired of looking. I have to get ready for work. )
#7 | 906 days ago

because of a very weird series of searches for the perfect last minute birthday picture to give you, i found that people are replacing their phones in douche-pictures, with pop tarts. so enjoy this new information:









oh god, i'm so happy.

happy birthday and i hope you get to eat a poptart today!
#8 | 906 days ago

I was hoping i could f**king squeak by today without anyone remembering.   Thanks guys...i hate you all too. 

*go**amn my wife looks hot in that picture*
#9 | 906 days ago

So, the devil actually went down to Kentucky...  
#10 | 906 days ago

Since you don't wanna say anything about your birthday I"m  not...But if you were okay with it, which you're not...I would say
Happy Birthday Dude And Best Wishes To Ya!!   So don't worry, my lips are sealed.
Chicka chicka yeah!...  
#11 | 906 days ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......HOPE YOU GET ALLLLLLLLLL YOU WANT.......winkcheekyyes
#12 | 906 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I was hoping i could f**king squeak by today without anyone remembering.   Thanks guys...i hate you all too. 

*go**amn my wife looks hot in that picture*
Aww, it's okay that you're getting old.

So, the devil actually went down to Kentucky...  
#13 | 906 days ago
Nick__ (+)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jason!

 


Brittney wanted me to tell you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  wink

       
Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#14 | 906 days ago


Happy B-Day !


Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#15 | 906 days ago



Happy Birthday, F'er!
#16 | 906 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:

Happy B-Day !


Holy sh**!
#17 | 906 days ago

MONKEY GOATSE!!
#18 | 906 days ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!yes
Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#19 | 906 days ago

Happy Birthday.

Still have some Pale Ale in the fridge.  Where should I send it?

.
Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#20 | 906 days ago

Damn, I thought this was TOTD!!! oh well HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways. :)
#21 | 906 days ago

Have a good one, get nutty.
Beans says drink lots for him...  
#22 | 906 days ago

Hey Jason, this chick wants to drink a beer with ya fer yer birthday.

#23 | 906 days ago

And this young lass seems to have a strange twitch???

#24 | 906 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Just because I'm giving you this doesn't mean I like you ok.   Happy Birthday friend. smiley



 
So, the devil actually went down to Kentucky...  
#25 | 906 days ago

Happy birthday Jason

#26 | 906 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Happy birthday Jason

This one made me laugh out loud at work AND get asked by someone what was so funny.  D**k.
#27 | 906 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
This one made me laugh out loud at work AND get asked by someone what was so funny.  D**k.
Ditto.
So, the devil actually went down to Kentucky...  
#28 | 906 days ago



Happy Birthday, you stupid s**tf**k!
Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#29 | 906 days ago

#30 | 906 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I was hoping i could f**king squeak by today without anyone remembering.   Thanks guys...i hate you all too. 

*go**amn my wife looks hot in that picture*
Welcome to AARP...  
#31 | 906 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
That c**t stole my midriff!
#32 | 906 days ago

#33 | 906 days ago


#34 | 906 days ago

Happy birthday Jason. Hope it is a great year for ya.

yes
#35 | 906 days ago

Happy Birthday F**ker...  
#36 | 906 days ago

I know your passion for Twilight movies and this is the right moment to bake you a cake with your favorite movie characters!

Enjoy. Big, big hug. smiley
Beans says drink lots for him...  
#37 | 905 days ago

Happy birthday

Here is something you may like

Wife
Welcome to AARP...  
#38 | 905 days ago

Best Birthday Thread Evar!

Happy B-Day Bro.
Chicka chicka yeah!...  
#39 | 901 days ago

Happy Birthday!
Chicka chicka yeah!...  

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