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FUNNY QUOTES & ANECDOTES, ETC.

TO MAKE LIFE LIGHTER AND EASE ONE'S MIND, LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. I GIVE BELOW SOME FUNNY LINES TO GIVE YOU SOME RELIEF FROM YOUR HECTIC CHORES. SEE IF YOU CAN ADD SOME FROM YOUR END AND MAKE IT MORE LIVELY FOR ALL TO ENJOY THEIR LEISURE!!!!!!

| Closed on 04/13/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Entertainment | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

11 Fans
18%	a. I like such types.
18%	b. I do not have spare time.
9%	c. Let me be away from all this please.
36%	d. Not interested.
18%	e. I want more.

	&nbp;
TOP COMMENT
#6 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
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#1 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
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#2 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
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#3 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . ......no strings attached.
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#4 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking... I Gave Up Reading
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#5 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses.... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
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#6 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
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#7 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
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#8 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
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#9 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
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#10 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions..
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#11 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
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#12 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone
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#13 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
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#14 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit : We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
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#15 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
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#16 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
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#17 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	************************ On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************
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#18 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."
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#19 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	At a Tyre Store "Invite us to your next blowout."
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#20 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.
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#21 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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#22 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
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#23 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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#24 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
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#25 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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#26 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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#27 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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#28 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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#29 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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#30 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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#31 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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#32 \| 433 days ago customercare31 (+)	(Edited by customercare31) Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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#33 \| 433 days ago Jeff_P (+)	LMAO..........................NUMEROUS TIMES.......VERY GOOD........AND VERY FUNNY.............
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#34 \| 433 days ago CAPTAINSEAFOOD (+)	not interested and really not even worth it Not interested.
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#35 \| 433 days ago kobe_lova (+)	lol
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#36 \| 433 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	kobe_lova wrote: lol Well someone's enjoying their leisure.
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#37 \| 433 days ago Beaneaters (+)	Cool poll...
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#38 \| 432 days ago customercare31 (+)	CAPTAINSEAFOOD wrote: not interested and really not even worth it U look a bit too old for it - it seems!!!!! U have forgotten your teen age history - seems!!!!!!! Difficult person u are - it seems!!!!!
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#39 \| 432 days ago kobe_lova (+)	:\| yoda?
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#40 \| 431 days ago derms33 (+)	Confucious Say::::::::::: Let me be away from all this please.
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#41 \| 431 days ago derms33 (+)	customercare31 wrote: Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" those guys are full of $hit Let me be away from all this please.
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#42 \| 418 days ago stiffyx (+)	APPLE = VITAMINS VITAMINS= POWER POWER=WORK WORK=MONEY MONEY=GF/ BF GF/BF= SEX SEX=AIDS AND AIDS=DEATH. AND YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT EATING APPLES
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#43 \| 404 days ago alainpeartree (+)	stiffyx wrote: APPLE = VITAMINS VITAMINS= POWER POWER=WORK WORK=MONEY MONEY=GF/ BF GF/BF= SEX SEX=AIDS AND AIDS=DEATH. AND YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT EATING APPLES From Apples to Death?
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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
11	ukcatfan383 04/09/2012 11:44AM		Not interested.
10	joedbreeze 04/05/2012 11:40PM		I do not have spare time.
9	Jack_of_Clubs 03/19/2012 01:41PM		I want more.
8	w_g_walters 03/17/2012 04:22PM		I like such types.
7	cuddles127017 03/17/2012 03:16PM		Not interested.
6	derms33 03/16/2012 02:56AM		Let me be away from all this please.
5	Jess 03/14/2012 09:53PM		I like such types.
4	richard_cranium 03/14/2012 02:43PM		Not interested.
3	CAPTAINSEAFOOD 03/14/2012 02:12PM		Not interested.
2	Billy_D 03/14/2012 01:07PM		I want more.
1	Nick__ 03/14/2012 10:11AM		I do not have spare time.