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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
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0%a. Good Morning...
0%b. Loose lips sink ships...
0%c. Can't knock the hustle...
0%d. It has been madness...
0%e. Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....
100%f. Moist...
0%g. Sea Breeze...
0%h. Beaneaters...

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#6 | 945 days ago

i can't not choose moist. even though it's so gross.


my dad and his wife sprung me early from work yesterday for drinking, hula hoop lessons and homemade linedancing. it was a nice (and convenient) surprise considering i'd moved from watching nba blooper youtubes to drunk people trying to walk. hilarious. there's one that's 3minutes long of a dude in england, or europe or something, and the whole time, he gets nowhere.

i had a deep thought in the shower this morning. as awful as it is to get zits on your ass, can you imagine getting asses on your zits? (don't read too much into this. that i know of, i don't have zits on my ass. i was just scrubbing my bum.)
Moist...  
  
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#1 | 945 days ago

do over
#2 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Johnny???

Where's Johnny?

I'm saving your spot for you right here, my man!

Moist...  
#3 | 945 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Sons of Guns was kinda lame last night, so I put on MW3 & got pumbled, until I used the P90 sub machine gun...it would be perfect if I could put a grenade launcher on it.   GET SOME!!!!
#4 | 945 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Nick__ wrote:
Johnny???

Where's Johnny?

I'm saving your spot for you right here, my man!

HA!, if it wasnt for ash cheating, you would have been first. Sucks for you braaah!
#5 | 945 days ago

The sun will come out tommorrow, tommorrow - yeah some 80 degree weather we got- freaking liars!!!
#6 | 945 days ago

i can't not choose moist. even though it's so gross.


my dad and his wife sprung me early from work yesterday for drinking, hula hoop lessons and homemade linedancing. it was a nice (and convenient) surprise considering i'd moved from watching nba blooper youtubes to drunk people trying to walk. hilarious. there's one that's 3minutes long of a dude in england, or europe or something, and the whole time, he gets nowhere.

i had a deep thought in the shower this morning. as awful as it is to get zits on your ass, can you imagine getting asses on your zits? (don't read too much into this. that i know of, i don't have zits on my ass. i was just scrubbing my bum.)
Moist...  
#7 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

John_Daly wrote:
HA!, if it wasnt for ash cheating, you would have been first. Sucks for you braaah!
No no!  You said yesterday that #2 is the new #1.

No flip-flopping on me.   smiley
Moist...  
#8 | 945 days ago

Leigh...

I thought I was on the razor's edge...ass zits??  That's just special

Can't even function after that...I need some Kool-Aid (Red, preferred)

Oh La Oh La Hayyy....Rollin' Rollin' Roll wit Kid'N Play Now!!
#9 | 945 days ago

Konichiwa B!tches,

Weather has been straight up nutty here the past couple of days.  I missed work yesterday because about a foot of snow dropped on Tuesday night.... Welcome to Spring I guess.  And for those of you in the Midwest, our annual snowfall average for the Willamette Valley is about 0", so a foot is a crap ton for us, especially on March 21st.

Tebow to the Jets huh... sweet.

Ducks got outed by the Huskies in the NIT, Blazers suck on an epic level, my bracket is in the toilet.... can't wait for the NFL Draft!

I was pretty cracked up to see a sign posted yesterday that read "Do Not Pass Snow  Plows on the Right", I'll go ahead and file that under 'no f**king sh!t'!!  What's really funny about that though is that some poor, stupid bastard already tried to do it once, otherwise there would be no need for the sign.  Man people are stupid!!  I would love to run for Prez and institute a minimum IQ for breeding.  Think I could get the Republican vote?

After reading the 'Menage-a-Tard' yesterday, I'd like to invite all female memebers of the Q to send me pictures of their boobies... why should 'The Kevin' be the only one that gets them?

Later Peeps
#10 | 945 days ago
18packabs (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
do over
I prefer to do it again. wink
#11 | 945 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
wink

(ELI face till I know this poll is really open)


*****Ok....I guess it's open....just not letting the brown girl make a selection....I see how it is.....yet I'm still going to share some internet goodies I've found. Enjoy. 

Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

The Hungover Games

P.S......I want a Kings win tonight. 
#12 | 945 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i can't not choose moist. even though it's so gross.


my dad and his wife sprung me early from work yesterday for drinking, hula hoop lessons and homemade linedancing. it was a nice (and convenient) surprise considering i'd moved from watching nba blooper youtubes to drunk people trying to walk. hilarious. there's one that's 3minutes long of a dude in england, or europe or something, and the whole time, he gets nowhere.

i had a deep thought in the shower this morning. as awful as it is to get zits on your ass, can you imagine getting asses on your zits? (don't read too much into this. that i know of, i don't have zits on my ass. i was just scrubbing my bum.)
The video was funny-er
He is my new positive role model
#13 | 945 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
Konichiwa B!tches,

Weather has been straight up nutty here the past couple of days.  I missed work yesterday because about a foot of snow dropped on Tuesday night.... Welcome to Spring I guess.  And for those of you in the Midwest, our annual snowfall average for the Willamette Valley is about 0", so a foot is a crap ton for us, especially on March 21st.

Tebow to the Jets huh... sweet.

Ducks got outed by the Huskies in the NIT, Blazers suck on an epic level, my bracket is in the toilet.... can't wait for the NFL Draft!

I was pretty cracked up to see a sign posted yesterday that read "Do Not Pass Snow  Plows on the Right", I'll go ahead and file that under 'no f**king sh!t'!!  What's really funny about that though is that some poor, stupid bastard already tried to do it once, otherwise there would be no need for the sign.  Man people are stupid!!  I would love to run for Prez and institute a minimum IQ for breeding.  Think I could get the Republican vote?

After reading the 'Menage-a-Tard' yesterday, I'd like to invite all female memebers of the Q to send me pictures of their boobies... why should 'The Kevin' be the only one that gets them?

Later Peeps
I'm not female, but I'd still like to participate.   (Although, why you would want photos of boobies this early in the morning is beyond me.  No telling with some people.)

Here you go...




                                         Enjoy!
#14 | 945 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
Konichiwa B!tches,

Weather has been straight up nutty here the past couple of days.  I missed work yesterday because about a foot of snow dropped on Tuesday night.... Welcome to Spring I guess.  And for those of you in the Midwest, our annual snowfall average for the Willamette Valley is about 0", so a foot is a crap ton for us, especially on March 21st.

Tebow to the Jets huh... sweet.

Ducks got outed by the Huskies in the NIT, Blazers suck on an epic level, my bracket is in the toilet.... can't wait for the NFL Draft!

I was pretty cracked up to see a sign posted yesterday that read "Do Not Pass Snow  Plows on the Right", I'll go ahead and file that under 'no f**king sh!t'!!  What's really funny about that though is that some poor, stupid bastard already tried to do it once, otherwise there would be no need for the sign.  Man people are stupid!!  I would love to run for Prez and institute a minimum IQ for breeding.  Think I could get the Republican vote?

After reading the 'Menage-a-Tard' yesterday, I'd like to invite all female memebers of the Q to send me pictures of their boobies... why should 'The Kevin' be the only one that gets them?

Later Peeps
If they didn't drive so slow in the left lane I wouldn't have to pass them on the right.
Moist...  
#15 | 945 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee!

Not much going on today.  Yesterday, however, the contractor who is involved in the scandal with the school board has changed his plea to guilty for a lesser charge, offering more details against the others.    If you are part of a group being charged, make the deal first and the others are screwed.

Ought to be fun to see what happens.
#16 | 945 days ago

in.
#17 | 945 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
in.
hi
#18 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Hey Q'ers!

My beloved hockey team beat the PIECES OF SH**, DIRTY MUTHA F**KIN, Canucks last night in OT!!

It was an amazing game to watch!  Bobby "Cry Baby" Lu and Corey Crawford were both OUTSTANDING in net last night!!  It could of easily been a 6-5 type of game instead of the final of 2-1.

Duncan Keith, one of thee most respected and cleanest players in the league, got a high shot (forearm/elbow) to the face of the one of the Sedin Sisters (Daniel) last night.....he was bracing for a hit that he thought SHE was going to put on him and instead, forearmed or elbowed Danielle in the jaw causing a 2 minute minor penalty....Danielle didn't return..........Keith, who never complains was trying to explain to the refs what his intentions were and with some of the Canuck players nearby listening to his plea.  This happened in the 1st period. Once Danielle didn't return in the 2nd period, there ended up being a bounty on Keith's head the rest of the game.

So, fast forward to the 2nd period........Crawford makes a save, the whistle blows and that's when the BS went down! Now, I understand wanting to stick up for your teammate and especially one of your stars. But, Vancouver didn't have 1 guy, like everyone else would do, go after Keith,  he was jumped by 3 Canucks!!   Alex Burrows, who if you remember pulled Duncan's hair in a playoff game fight 2 years ago, was the instigator this time. Bieksa also got some punches in.....there were 3 Canucks swinging at Keith while HAWKS players were trying to tie them up and after it was all said and done, Burrows then planted his knee right in the groin area of Keith while Keith was on the ice. GOD I HATE VANCOUVER!!  Really?!?!  You have to gang rape someone and intentionally try to hurt them????  UGH!!!

The Hawks got sweet revenge, KARMA'S A BITCH, by getting an OT goal by rookie phenom, Andy Shaw to get the 2 pts!! We are now tied with Detroit for the 5th playoff spot!  Keith may be looking at a Suspension because of the head hit and Burrows SHOULD also get one for the knee to the crotch incident!!

The D-ROSE-LESS Bulls beat Toronto.  Still the #1 team in the NBA with a 39-10 record!  3 games better than MIA & OKC.

Hope you all have a kick-a$$ day!

Remember that sex is a form of exercise, which is good for the body!

For those of you that are not good with Math, here is an easy lesson for ya:



Moist...  
#19 | 945 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Oh the tangled web we weave...Warren Sapp twitted, tittered, tweetered, tweeted, what the f**k ever, that Jeremy Shockey is the snitch that started all of this bountygate non sense with the Saints.  Holy Tebow on a triscuit, these f**kers sound like a bunch of junior high girls now.  Let's get something perfectly straight here.  Jeremy Shockey is a no holds barred a$$ munch, but even if he is the one that started the ball rolling, he did the right thing.  Tough f**king Sh*t.  Secondly, is there a bigger f**king dumba$$, f**ktard, a$$hat, c**kgobbler than Warren Sapp?  I didn't think so either.  Why is anything this numbn*ts says even remotely considered relevant?

Little Rock, Arkansas has renamed their airport in honor of the first known dope smokin Prez and his oh-so-lovely spouse, Bill and Hillary Clinton.  Appropriately, the airport will keep its former three letter designation, which is "LIT".  So now its oh-fish-uhl.  Bill and Hillary Clinton are LIT.  All of my future travel plans have now been changed to avoid flying in to Little Rock.  Just the thought of touching down on Hillary's strip is enough to make me lose my lunch.

Jamie Waylette, thae actor that played "Crabbe" in the Harry Potter movies, has been put in jail in Jolly Old England, for participating in some riots that took place in London back in August.  I don't know why this surprises anyone, that f**ker was from Slytherin House after all.

That's enough news for you F'ers for today.

You've been edJACKated!
#20 | 945 days ago

I can't choose any options, but I can see what you did.  Hmm.

I choose.  D.

Geek squad I am not.  Got a new printer at work.  MacBook puter.  How the eff do I get
the disc out?   Such a dork,,,,,,,,,,,,sigh........First time I've used a mac anything.    
#21 | 945 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I can't choose any options, but I can see what you did.  Hmm.

I choose.  D.

Geek squad I am not.  Got a new printer at work.  MacBook puter.  How the eff do I get
the disc out?   Such a dork,,,,,,,,,,,,sigh........First time I've used a mac anything.    
Moist...  
#22 | 945 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I can't choose any options, but I can see what you did.  Hmm.

I choose.  D.

Geek squad I am not.  Got a new printer at work.  MacBook puter.  How the eff do I get
the disc out?   Such a dork,,,,,,,,,,,,sigh........First time I've used a mac anything.    
I tried to change the close date, unsuccessfully it seems. I apologize.
#23 | 945 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
kteacher wrote:
wink

(ELI face till I know this poll is really open)


*****Ok....I guess it's open....just not letting the brown girl make a selection....I see how it is.....yet I'm still going to share some internet goodies I've found. Enjoy. 

Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

The Hungover Games

P.S......I want a Kings win tonight. 
this brown girl can't make one either. maybe it's the site that's colorist after all.

I saw older pics from a few years ago. My hair was longer and my face looks thinner though I don't weigh any more now than then. Ugh, I must fix that, it was upsetting. lol

I think he is cute--->  

"Bl*** Blowin"

I live it up like these are my last days
If time is money, I'm an hour past paid
Ughh, gunpowder in my hourglass
****** faker than some flour in a powder bag
Yeah, I put it down like my hands hurtin'
I'm on a natural high, but I land perfect
Some of us are lovers, most of y'all haters
But I put up a wall, and they just wallpaper
So love or hate me, I stay hate-free
They say we learn from mistakes so that's why they mistaking me
I got some weight on my shoulders, to me it's like feathers
All hail Weezy, call it bad weather
I stick to the script, I memorize the lines
Cause Life is a movie that I've seen too many times
You're on the outside looking in, close the blinds
And they say never say never, but f*** it never mind
I've been gone too long
True or false, right or wrong (ha ha)
Hello Weezy, welcome home

[Hook:]
Yeah
And I'm a bl*** blowin', Polo dr**ers showin'
I don't give a lovely motherf*** a** *****
With my money growing, no matter where you're goin'
You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo a** ***** (x2)

Stunna, I got em, I'm back on them bitches
All about my riches, my name should be Richard
Cut the bull**** out, I'm Edward with the scissors
Life is a choice, and death is a decision
Times have changed, but f*** it, get a new watch
I still got the vision like a line between two dots
Young money's eating, the label getting fatter
And yea, the tables turned, but I'm still sitting at em
I'm a bad mother****er cause the good die young
Everybody selling dreams, I'm too cheap to buy one
Man when that cookie crumble, everybody want a crumb
Shoot that hummingbird down, hummingbird don't hum yeah
Big money, big money, deep pockets
Money talks, and mother****ers eavesdropping
Bunch of bl**ds, you could call it blood clotting
East side, My P**u D**u, I'm a

Bl*** blowin', Polo dr**ers showin'
I don't give a lovely motherf*** a** n****
With my teeth glowing, I'm on my Deebowin'
You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo a** *****
[Hook]

Light that Ashton Kutcher, I'm a limit pusher
See y'all dead meat, and me, I'm just a butcher
I do it for the money, man I am such a hooker
And freedom was my girl, until they f***ing took her
You could look into the future, it's right behind your eyelids
But I don't wanna know, cause sh** I like surprises (ha ha)
Why that, why this, why you on that why sh**?
Motherf***er ask me why, I say YM
Beach bum (yeah), call me Ocean Drive Slim (bitch)
Drop the top, look up and make the sky grin
Young moola, (yeah) skinnies and some supras
Belly of the beast till it pukes, Motherf***er

Bl*** blowin'...
#24 | 945 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
heart
#25 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
beat me to it! yes
Moist...  
#26 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
I can't choose any options, but I can see what you did.  Hmm.

I choose.  D.

Geek squad I am not.  Got a new printer at work.  MacBook puter.  How the eff do I get
the disc out?   Such a dork,,,,,,,,,,,,sigh........First time I've used a mac anything.    
Congrats on the MAC!!

If you need any help, let me know!
Moist...  
#27 | 945 days ago

*snort*
#28 | 945 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas!

I think there is a conspiracy to keep the Best Coasters from making a selection! I'm choosing C. because it reminds me of Sid.

So yesterday seemed to be the longest day ever! I was super busy at work. Plus someone got their ass chewed here and it was quite entertaining. So the whole rest of the day she couldn't concentrate and was messing up everything. LOL! I guess eventually it doesn't matter how brown your nose is, eventually if you F**k up bad enough, you are gonna get caught. Everything that happened was complete Karma. smiley The other thing that happened is that I am pretty sure that at this time next year they are closing our branch. So I am not sure if I will have a job.

So I hope all of you have a wonderfully amazing day..for those of you that can, don't forget to play Mega Millions the jackpot is $290 million!
#29 | 945 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
hi
hiiii freiiiiind u lookiie niiice
#30 | 945 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
hiiii freiiiiind u lookiie niiice
#31 | 945 days ago

Why did this poll close so early?, now it doesn't appear on the polls page.

#32 | 945 days ago

From: Rita001 (12 min. ago)
If I write you a song, will you listen? If I make you dinner, will you eat it? If I give you my heart, will you take it? If you break my heart, will you fix it? It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.i feel interested while going through your profile you can mail me here (ritarobson.rob24@gmail.com)for you to know who i am Kiss Rita
 
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#33 | 945 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
From: Rita001 (12 min. ago)
If I write you a song, will you listen? If I make you dinner, will you eat it? If I give you my heart, will you take it? If you break my heart, will you fix it? It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.i feel interested while going through your profile you can mail me here (ritarobson.rob24@gmail.com)for you to know who i am Kiss Rita
 
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Well Jack, if you make me dinner I'll definitely eat it, but the other s**t I don't do.

She sent me the exact same message. I feel betrayed broken heart
#34 | 945 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Well Jack, if you make me dinner I'll definitely eat it, but the other s**t I don't do.

She sent me the exact same message. I feel betrayed broken heart
If I call her a slut, are you guys gonna quit endorsing me?
#35 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

DA BEARS signed former Oakland Raider Michael Bush.

So, here in Chicago, everyone is posting 'WE GOT BUSH"

Really?!?!  sad   Be original!!

At the very least, just post this and make people wonder

Moist...  
#36 | 945 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
DA BEARS signed former Oakland Raider Michael Bush.

So, here in Chicago, everyone is posting 'WE GOT BUSH"

Really?!?!  sad   Be original!!

At the very least, just post this and make people wonder

First Jason Campbell and now Michael Bush? F**kers!
#37 | 945 days ago

went to one of the local Malls yesterday, some girls were wearing yoga pants wink Spring is here
#38 | 945 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Congrats on the MAC!!

If you need any help, let me know!
It's a work computer, not like I gave birth or anything.   LOL   Thanks NIck.
#39 | 945 days ago

WTF? I was wondering where today's FE was. Then I noticed it in my feed and thought WTF, why isn't it showing up for me. I call it up and it shows I already answered it. F**king impossible, I just woke up. Which one of you f**kers hacked my account and is taking polls on the q for me?
#40 | 945 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
First Jason Campbell and now Michael Bush? F**kers!



Compared to the amount of raiders the court system signs away the bears have a long way to go to catch up wink
#41 | 945 days ago

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Cactus_Jack wrote:
From: Rita001 (12 min. ago)
If I write you a song, will you listen? If I make you dinner, will you eat it? If I give you my heart, will you take it? If you break my heart, will you fix it? It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.i feel interested while going through your profile you can mail me here (ritarobson.rob24@gmail.com)for you to know who i am Kiss Rita
 
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What a f**king b!tch, she sen me the same message! Back off my Rita001 f**ker! See f**ker!

Date 03/22/12 01:19PM 
Subject For future love
Body If I write you a song, will you listen?
If I make you dinner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it? It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.i feel interested while going through your profile you can mail me here (ritarobson.rob24@gmail.com)for you to know who i am

Kiss
Rita
#42 | 945 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
WTF? I was wondering where today's FE was. Then I noticed it in my feed and thought WTF, why isn't it showing up for me. I call it up and it shows I already answered it. F**king impossible, I just woke up. Which one of you f**kers hacked my account and is taking polls on the q for me?
I got the same thing... hmmm. I also got the same insane DM as Jack from some weird chick Rita singing me a song. Maybe this poll is in Q purgatory or something? it would explain a lot actually.
#43 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
First Jason Campbell and now Michael Bush? F**kers!
I know...wtf?!?!  The Chicago Bear Raiders!
Moist...  
#44 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
ohwell_ wrote:
It's a work computer, not like I gave birth or anything.   LOL   Thanks NIck.
Oh....here I got all excited that YOU bought a MAC!  (LOL)

Still!  No more virus and Spyware worries.  Heads up, you will be aggravated for a few weeks if you've never used one before, but, after that....piece of cake (snap)

I'm sure JOE_L will have something to comment on in the near future on this.......won't ya, big guy?!  smiley
Moist...  
#45 | 945 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I know...wtf?!?!  The Chicago Bear Raiders!
I'm just happy they aren't signing any Cowboys. .They haven't exactly worked out for us the last few years.
Moist...  
#46 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I'm just happy they aren't signing any Cowboys. .They haven't exactly worked out for us the last few years.
wurd!!
Moist...  
#47 | 945 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I'm just happy they aren't signing any Cowboys. .They haven't exactly worked out for us the last few years.
I was gonna say something similar. They spent last year signing Cowboys rejects. So this years plan is to take reject players from a sh!ttier team!? Doesn't make sense to me.
#48 | 945 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I'm just happy they aren't signing any Cowboys. .They haven't exactly worked out for us the last few years.
Dear Chicago Bears,

I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank you for allowing former Dallas Cowboys a chance to continue pursuing their careers in the NFL.  However, it has become apparent that you are being taken advantage of by some nefarious types that are providing you with false information.  As a long time Dallas Cowboys fan, I can assure you that Jerry Jones is absolutely the worst GM in the world when it comes to hanging on to his pet projects for at least two to three years beyond their useful shelf life.  Therefore, in the future, if you see a player available that has recently been released from the Dallas Cowboys, you may rest assured that he is NOT worth the ink on a contract.

Sincerely,
Cactus Jack
(yes, THAT Cactus Jack)
#49 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
I was gonna say something similar. They spent last year signing Cowboys rejects. So this years plan is to take reject players from a sh!ttier team!? Doesn't make sense to me.
It makes perfect sense!

After a while, you eliminate the teams that you no longer will takes sh***y players from and eventually (after going through all 31 teams), you move on to taking star players from other teams wink

It's called "process of elimination"
Moist...  
#50 | 945 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I was gonna say something similar. They spent last year signing Cowboys rejects. So this years plan is to take reject players from a sh!ttier team!? Doesn't make sense to me.
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#51 | 945 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
From: Rita001 (12 min. ago)
If I write you a song, will you listen? If I make you dinner, will you eat it? If I give you my heart, will you take it? If you break my heart, will you fix it? It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.i feel interested while going through your profile you can mail me here (ritarobson.rob24@gmail.com)for you to know who i am Kiss Rita
 
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I got the same message and told her I'd write if she sent me pics of her boobies, so far I've heard nothing back. She chicks are so uptight about that kinda sh**.
#52 | 945 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
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I don't know what you are so angry about. The fact that the Raiders had $600 in cap space, screams that you were overpaying these f**ktards. You should be happy that the Bears are taking these waste of roster/cap space off your hands. It is not like they are taking good Raider players away, like......well I can't think of any but I guess it is possible that there is such a thing.
#53 | 945 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I don't know what you are so angry about. The fact that the Raiders had $600 in cap space, screams that you were overpaying these f**ktards. You should be happy that the Bears are taking these waste of roster/cap space off your hands. It is not like they are taking good Raider players away, like......well I can't think of any but I guess it is possible that there is such a thing.
Trifecta my brother...Funny, Smart, and BOLD!
#54 | 945 days ago

college hockey playoffs begin today.  color me happy.    that is all  over and out
#55 | 945 days ago

Hey Kat, guess what, I make more money a month in  unemployment than the raiders have in cap space. Sad just sad!
#56 | 945 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Hey Kat, guess what, I make more money a month in  unemployment than the raiders have in cap space. Sad just sad!
#57 | 945 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
richard_cranium wrote:
What a f**king b!tch, she sen me the same message! Back off my Rita001 f**ker! See f**ker!

Date 03/22/12 01:19PM 
Subject For future love
Body If I write you a song, will you listen?
If I make you dinner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it? It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.i feel interested while going through your profile you can mail me here (ritarobson.rob24@gmail.com)for you to know who i am

Kiss
Rita



If you take a sh**, will she wipe your a** ??
Moist...  
#58 | 945 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
#59 | 945 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Ugh...I despise you sometimes!
#60 | 945 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
What a f**king b!tch, she sen me the same message! Back off my Rita001 f**ker! See f**ker!

Date 03/22/12 01:19PM 
Subject For future love
Body If I write you a song, will you listen?
If I make you dinner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it? It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.i feel interested while going through your profile you can mail me here (ritarobson.rob24@gmail.com)for you to know who i am

Kiss
Rita
I'm feeling left out cuz I haven't had a turn with Rita yet
#61 | 945 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
Sons of Guns was kinda lame last night, so I put on MW3 & got pumbled, until I used the P90 sub machine gun...it would be perfect if I could put a grenade launcher on it.   GET SOME!!!!
I prefer the assault rifles, personally.  I love the AK-47 and the FAD.  

Good day, bitches.

I had a dickens of a time finding FE today.  And it's already closed, so yeah...  "Loose lips sink ships".  That's my choice.

Leigh - When you said "so gross" in your post, it reminded me of that commercial with the dude who is trying to save money, so he hires the 3 girls from the school to follow him around and make fun of him every time he eats.  The last chick always says "so gross" in such a funny, valley girl-esque kinda way and I LOVE it.

Did a free grooming on a rescue dog today that's up for adoption and let me tell you, someone almost came home with a surprise sister for my pupster.  She would NOT have been amused, but this thing was freaking adorable.  A little mini schnauzer mix (with a dumb name, though ... Scotia  indecision  like Nova Scotia ... dumb).  Awww.

Is Grey's new tonight?  Anybody know?  I don't feel like checking, if possible.
Thanks.
#62 | 945 days ago
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janet011685 wrote:
I prefer the assault rifles, personally.  I love the AK-47 and the FAD.  

Good day, bitches.

I had a dickens of a time finding FE today.  And it's already closed, so yeah...  "Loose lips sink ships".  That's my choice.

Leigh - When you said "so gross" in your post, it reminded me of that commercial with the dude who is trying to save money, so he hires the 3 girls from the school to follow him around and make fun of him every time he eats.  The last chick always says "so gross" in such a funny, valley girl-esque kinda way and I LOVE it.

Did a free grooming on a rescue dog today that's up for adoption and let me tell you, someone almost came home with a surprise sister for my pupster.  She would NOT have been amused, but this thing was freaking adorable.  A little mini schnauzer mix (with a dumb name, though ... Scotia  indecision  like Nova Scotia ... dumb).  Awww.

Is Grey's new tonight?  Anybody know?  I don't feel like checking, if possible.
Thanks.
Thought of you today!

Received an email from my dog grooming place letting me know that there are people going around in my area and another area of Chicago that is putting squirrel poison down and there have been dogs, on their walks, that haven't eaten it and died from it....2 of my groomers customers had their dog die from this  sad

The poison looks almost like it could pass as raw ground beef.



What sick f**ker would do this?!?!?  Even for squirrels!!  It made me soo irate!!  angry

BTW -, it wasn't the poison that reminded me of you but the fact that I received the email from my groomer, before anyone tries to get all smarta$$ on the post (lol).
Moist...  
#63 | 945 days ago



This game is such a malicious scam and he doesn't even look like Lebron. I wonder if he cries whenever you fail a dunk
#64 | 945 days ago

ha,,,,,,Stolen from a Gator fan..........
#65 | 945 days ago

Holy hell.  The U of L Michigan St. game is giving me nervous tics, Tourettes, and the urge to smack my grandma.  Since my grandma's are both dead, the little old lady upstairs will have to do.

I bought The Hunger Games today and I'm going to buy the other two books this weekend.  Problem is I have SO  much homework, that I'm feeling guilty that I'm trying to find time to read a book.  Especially when I just got to the good part of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.  I'm going to see The Hunger Games, though, so that's moved up the priority list.

Somebody tell Sparta to sit their asses down.
#66 | 945 days ago

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#67 | 945 days ago

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Evening.

Couple things from the rest of the Internet that I enjoyed last night:

1st, The Movie Timeline. Not sure why I haven't heard of this before, but it takes dates in movies and puts it in a nice timeline for you. Today: In the year 2233, James T. Kirk is born.

2nd, behind the scenes photos from some of my favorite movies. Only problem is there isn't nearly enough photos.

--

Basketball has been interesting tonight, guessing Ohio State loses to make the only Big Ten basketball team still playing the Gophers (NIT). Edit: Forgot Indiana is still in it.

I'm angry ... and hungry, so I'm going to cook something and most likely cut or burn myself while not paying attention.
#68 | 944 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Holy hell.  The U of L Michigan St. game is giving me nervous tics, Tourettes, and the urge to smack my grandma.  Since my grandma's are both dead, the little old lady upstairs will have to do.

I bought The Hunger Games today and I'm going to buy the other two books this weekend.  Problem is I have SO  much homework, that I'm feeling guilty that I'm trying to find time to read a book.  Especially when I just got to the good part of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.  I'm going to see The Hunger Games, though, so that's moved up the priority list.

Somebody tell Sparta to sit their asses down.
I just got the book today as well.  It has drawn me in.
#69 | 944 days ago

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richard_cranium wrote:
I was gonna say something similar. They spent last year signing Cowboys rejects. So this years plan is to take reject players from a sh!ttier team!? Doesn't make sense to me.
That might make sense if Mike Bush is worth being a reject, but he was one of the few Raiders to make it to the end zone. Pretty talented RB who used to be a really good QB.
#70 | 944 days ago
unopescatore (+)

unopescatore wrote:
Sons of Guns was kinda lame last night, so I put on MW3 & got pumbled, until I used the P90 sub machine gun...it would be perfect if I could put a grenade launcher on it.   GET SOME!!!!
AR's (assault rifles) were my fav's as well, but on small boards or in tight quarters the sub's or a shotty kick arse....I dunno....I still stank compared to MW2 or Black OPS. :)
#71 | 944 days ago
unopescatore (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I prefer the assault rifles, personally.  I love the AK-47 and the FAD.  

Good day, bitches.

I had a dickens of a time finding FE today.  And it's already closed, so yeah...  "Loose lips sink ships".  That's my choice.

Leigh - When you said "so gross" in your post, it reminded me of that commercial with the dude who is trying to save money, so he hires the 3 girls from the school to follow him around and make fun of him every time he eats.  The last chick always says "so gross" in such a funny, valley girl-esque kinda way and I LOVE it.

Did a free grooming on a rescue dog today that's up for adoption and let me tell you, someone almost came home with a surprise sister for my pupster.  She would NOT have been amused, but this thing was freaking adorable.  A little mini schnauzer mix (with a dumb name, though ... Scotia  indecision  like Nova Scotia ... dumb).  Awww.

Is Grey's new tonight?  Anybody know?  I don't feel like checking, if possible.
Thanks.
AR's (assault rifles) were my fav's as well, but on small boards or in tight quarters the sub's or a shotty kick arse....I dunno....I still stank compared to MW2 or Black OPS. :)
#72 | 944 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
AlwaysSunshine wrote:
That might make sense if Mike Bush is worth being a reject, but he was one of the few Raiders to make it to the end zone. Pretty talented RB who used to be a really good QB.
Well let's don't start carving his bust just yet. His numbers are good, especially since he has yet to become a number one RB. I know why the Bears made this move, he is the best free agent RB, and with a Forte holdout possible/highly likely. They need to get a guy like Bush in there to potentially be the Number 1 back in Chicago. But if Forte is healthy and doesn't holdout, then it looks like backup duties for Bush again. 
#73 | 944 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Well let's don't start carving his bust just yet. His numbers are good, especially since he has yet to become a number one RB. I know why the Bears made this move, he is the best free agent RB, and with a Forte holdout possible/highly likely. They need to get a guy like Bush in there to potentially be the Number 1 back in Chicago. But if Forte is healthy and doesn't holdout, then it looks like backup duties for Bush again. 
I just said he's talented.  I have not inducted him into the hall of fame.  Not the one in Canton, anyway.
#74 | 943 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I prefer the assault rifles, personally.  I love the AK-47 and the FAD.  

Good day, bitches.

I had a dickens of a time finding FE today.  And it's already closed, so yeah...  "Loose lips sink ships".  That's my choice.

Leigh - When you said "so gross" in your post, it reminded me of that commercial with the dude who is trying to save money, so he hires the 3 girls from the school to follow him around and make fun of him every time he eats.  The last chick always says "so gross" in such a funny, valley girl-esque kinda way and I LOVE it.

Did a free grooming on a rescue dog today that's up for adoption and let me tell you, someone almost came home with a surprise sister for my pupster.  She would NOT have been amused, but this thing was freaking adorable.  A little mini schnauzer mix (with a dumb name, though ... Scotia  indecision  like Nova Scotia ... dumb).  Awww.

Is Grey's new tonight?  Anybody know?  I don't feel like checking, if possible.
Thanks.
For ones explodes I will just extinquish it be it in the cock-o -pusiey
#75 | 941 days ago

:|
#76 | 941 days ago

Ah, springtime blooms, and love is in the air!
#77 | 941 days ago

Jesus.

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