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True Confessions of a Q'r II
Its been 88 days since my last confession. When I get in one of my moods and fan action folks, am I suppose to continue the back & forth? Is it a test of wills to see who homers first? I "hug" you, you "noogie" me, do I "alley oop" "wet willy" ? Seriously, it can be exhausting! I randomly check out profiles, (my version of a background check). I have favorites, everyone does, its called "being human"! I cried for someone elses pain, does that make me weird? I wish I handled certain situations better, I have brain farts when someone loses a loved one, announces their engagement, pregnacy, etc. When I'm in the grocery store and a height impaired person asks me if I could reach that sugar free fruit cocktail on the top shelf, I just smile and nod, but inside I'm WTF?, do I ask you to bend over and reach that can of peaches on the bottom shelf? I wear my ipod, more & more. Your turn Q'rs.
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#1 | 749 days ago

It's been mumble mumble mumble days since my last confession. I have a dog that is 15 years old. I love her like one of my kids, which after 15 years, she has definately become. But I know she doesn't have much longer, but I don't want to put her down before her time, yet don't want her to suffer either. My confession is that I hope she passes quietly in her sleep, just not sooner than later. It's taking the easy way out, can't bear the thought of the drive to the vets to say goodbye, would rather so it here at home....
  
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#1 | 749 days ago

It's been mumble mumble mumble days since my last confession. I have a dog that is 15 years old. I love her like one of my kids, which after 15 years, she has definately become. But I know she doesn't have much longer, but I don't want to put her down before her time, yet don't want her to suffer either. My confession is that I hope she passes quietly in her sleep, just not sooner than later. It's taking the easy way out, can't bear the thought of the drive to the vets to say goodbye, would rather so it here at home....
#2 | 749 days ago

- I eat peanut butter right out of the jar.

- I fake phone conversations on my celly when I see someone at the store I don't care for.

- I sometimes give people wrong directions on purpose.....but only if they're Cardinals and/or Packers fans.

- I used to get afraid when watching Are You Afraid of the Dark. 

- I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

- I point and blame others when I let one loose on elevators. 
#3 | 749 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
- I eat peanut butter right out of the jar.

- I fake phone conversations on my celly when I see someone at the store I don't care for.

- I sometimes give people wrong directions on purpose.....but only if they're Cardinals and/or Packers fans.

- I used to get afraid when watching Are You Afraid of the Dark. 

- I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

- I point and blame others when I let one loose on elevators. 
The last one: reason #2 of why it's great to have kids!
Scars  
#4 | 749 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
The last one: reason #2 of why it's great to have kids!
That and fetching me beers....
#5 | 749 days ago
unopescatore (+)

I tell the truth....even when I lie.
#6 | 749 days ago

I will avoid going #2 in a public place bathroom or even at work if at all possible.

I also pretend using the cell phone when situations arise.

I am a more laid back, don't give a sh** kind of person, in person than I am online......not sure why?

I once ate 26 White Castle hamburgers in one sitting and it was when I was 14 yrs old (so, no enhancing substances attributed).
Silent Lucidity  
#7 | 749 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
Green_eyed_Deja wrote:
It's been mumble mumble mumble days since my last confession. I have a dog that is 15 years old. I love her like one of my kids, which after 15 years, she has definately become. But I know she doesn't have much longer, but I don't want to put her down before her time, yet don't want her to suffer either. My confession is that I hope she passes quietly in her sleep, just not sooner than later. It's taking the easy way out, can't bear the thought of the drive to the vets to say goodbye, would rather so it here at home....
Deb,

I had to do that 3 summers ago........I had a 15 yr old Yellow Lab and one night he had a stroke or a seizure or something?  All I know is that the next morning, he couldn't walk, his eyes were bad...it was soo heart breaking.....I ended up having to get him euthanized.  crying

The worst feeling in the world is having your pet put to sleep vs. having them pass on their own.

I hope your pup is able to pass on his own, when it's time, vs. you having to put him down.  (hugs)
Silent Lucidity  
#8 | 749 days ago

I wear white after Labor Day.
I wear Kings colors under my teach clothes on game days.
I die a little each time the Kings lose.
I can't stand the smell of ketchup.
I want to kick those teachers that poo at work.
I'm sassy.
I curse regularly, but have learned to mask it at work.
tennis shoes without socks is gross
I really love my job even though I complain about it.
I would like to gut punch the parents who belong to that Parental Advisory Group that gets networks and movies to change their stuff. (AMC theaters better hold their ground)
Sweet Little Lies  
#9 | 749 days ago

* I S*** when I have to, where I have to...as long as there ain't none there before I get there...wipe the seatt three times before also

**  I don't want to know that your mother has a bad case of shingles - just GET THE HELL OUT OF THE EXPRESS LANE SO I CAN GO HOME, HEFFER!!

***  Hey...rhetorical question, but one that needs to be asked:  Who let the dogs out??

****  The best $4 lunch is a Taco Bell 5 Layer Burrito, two Cheesy Roll ups and a Small drink!

*****  You have an iPod, an iPod Touch, an iPad, and a  MacBook...and a BLACKBERRY phone???
Times like These  
#10 | 749 days ago

LOOOVE MY FAMILY IMMENSELY
HATE WORK WITH A PASSION
LOOOOOOVE THE CUBS.AND WISCONSIN BADGERS 4EVER........
LOVE DOING THE Q
LOVE WEATHER AT 70-75 DEGREES.............
#11 | 749 days ago

Other than my daughter getting married, March of 2012 is slowly killing me.

I stop and help folks. It is burned in my soul to do so. That can piss me off sometimes, but I get over it. The times I don't really kicks my arse. 

I am a hugger, and I can't help it if it freaks anybody out. I believe even Kevin can hug though it all.

I try to base my judgement of people strictly on their a-holelism.

I hate public restrooms.
Scars  
#12 | 749 days ago

- i love when there's funerals at work because it means there's a gallon-size zipper bag of cheese cubes somewhere on campus.

- i will never remember that i can't pause on call of duty.

- i don't listen to some bands because their logo is scary looking

- i put mustard or lime juice in pretty much everything i cook

- up until yesterday, i thought waco was west texas. (that's where i put all the cities i'm not sure about)
Pusher Man  
#13 | 749 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Deb,

I had to do that 3 summers ago........I had a 15 yr old Yellow Lab and one night he had a stroke or a seizure or something?  All I know is that the next morning, he couldn't walk, his eyes were bad...it was soo heart breaking.....I ended up having to get him euthanized.  crying

The worst feeling in the world is having your pet put to sleep vs. having them pass on their own.

I hope your pup is able to pass on his own, when it's time, vs. you having to put him down.  (hugs)
Thanks so much Nick! She is Jen-Jen and she is a husky yellow lab mix, also 15. Sweetest dog in the world. I think I remember when you had to deal with that. i'm sure you still miss him. Have you gotten a new dog since then?
#14 | 749 days ago

I mix whites and colors when I do other peoples laundry.
I won't taste the food I make if it has ingredients I don't like.  
I once took a roomies dog to the pound.  
I use a fake name when I go out with the girls.
Silent Lucidity  
#15 | 749 days ago

-  I've lived in this town for about 5 years now and I JUST learned where the post office was last month.

-  My favorite thing to do with a good friend is drive around aimlessly while belting out cheesy old songs.

-  I can't keep more than one box of Girl Scout cookies in my house at any given time or I will eat them all in one night.  It doesn't matter how many boxes there are ... ALL of them.  In one night.  (I have 3 boxes of Samoas and another 2 of Thin Mints in my car as we speak.)

-  I hate the rain but love thunderstorms.

-  I love my job and could literally talk about it for hours on end.  But I don't because I think it would be extremely boring to anyone who isn't in the same line of work ... and to some who are.

-  I wish I was a judge on American Idol.  If I can't do that, I want to have my own show like "Tabatha Takes Over", only I would do it for dog grooming salons.

-  I daydream about what I'd do if I were rich, down to the nitty-gritty details of what I'd do with every red cent.

Oh god, there are so many more.
Natural Woman  
#16 | 749 days ago

I'm freaked out about odd numbers. Some examples are: I'll never stop the t.v volume on one or pump an odd dollar amount of gas.....There's lot's more.

Grocery shopping I'll never buy the item on the outside of the shelf. I always dig towards the back.

Sometimes when there is no traffic present I drive in the opposite lane to feel like I'm driving in England
Silent Lucidity  
#17 | 749 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I'm freaked out about odd numbers. Some examples are: I'll never stop the t.v volume on one or pump an odd dollar amount of gas.....There's lot's more.

Grocery shopping I'll never buy the item on the outside of the shelf. I always dig towards the back.

Sometimes when there is no traffic present I drive in the opposite lane to feel like I'm driving in England
Yeah, I will dig to the back for shelf items and always check the exp date. Chips are the only thing I'll pick from the front becsuse I hate smooshed chips, unless I smoosh them.
Scars  
#18 | 749 days ago

- I love the fact that almost everyone's confessions made me literally LOL.

- I've never been on a train.

- I'm terrified of heights.

- I hate kids, and more importantly, first time parents.

- I get homesick every spring. Tres weird. (I'd strangle a homeless person for a bag of Wine gums and a poutine right aboot now.)

- I hate anything curried, yet I have dated 2-3 Indian girls and lied about it. Every. Time. "This is delicious! Did you cook this? ...or was it your Mom?"

Well that was fun, let's do this more often.

Land of Confusion  
#19 | 749 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I'm freaked out about odd numbers. Some examples are: I'll never stop the t.v volume on one or pump an odd dollar amount of gas.....There's lot's more.

Grocery shopping I'll never buy the item on the outside of the shelf. I always dig towards the back.

Sometimes when there is no traffic present I drive in the opposite lane to feel like I'm driving in England
I'm the same way ... I won't stop the volume on the tv at an odd setting, either.  And in my car, the volume goes in multiples of 5.  Period.
Natural Woman  
#20 | 749 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
- I love the fact that almost everyone's confessions made me literally LOL.

- I've never been on a train.

- I'm terrified of heights.

- I hate kids, and more importantly, first time parents.

- I get homesick every spring. Tres weird. (I'd strangle a homeless person for a bag of Wine gums and a poutine right aboot now.)

- I hate anything curried, yet I have dated 2-3 Indian girls and lied about it. Every. Time. "This is delicious! Did you cook this? ...or was it your Mom?"

Well that was fun, let's do this more often.

your rogue dash intrigues me.
Pusher Man  
#21 | 749 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm the same way ... I won't stop the volume on the tv at an odd setting, either.  And in my car, the volume goes in multiples of 5.  Period.
Uh, hmmm, isn't 5 an odd number?
Scars  
#22 | 749 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
*I forgot one*

Human babies terrify the s**t outta me.
If I had to pick between-Sitting in a room full of spiders or sitting in a room with an infant....I'm going with the spiders 11 times outta 10.enlightened
Silent Lucidity  
#23 | 749 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Uh, hmmm, isn't 5 an odd number?
That's only for the tv. Yeah, I'm THAT weird.
Natural Woman  
#24 | 749 days ago

Green_eyed_Deja wrote:
Thanks so much Nick! She is Jen-Jen and she is a husky yellow lab mix, also 15. Sweetest dog in the world. I think I remember when you had to deal with that. i'm sure you still miss him. Have you gotten a new dog since then?
yep...check out my photo's on here. Louie is 3yrs old now....he's a King Charles Cavalier. After having Labs my whole life, it's strange having a lap dog! But, he's awesome!
Silent Lucidity  
#25 | 749 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
your rogue dash intrigues me.
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that to me....







-
Land of Confusion  
#26 | 749 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that to me....







-
You'd have a nickel?
Natural Woman  
#27 | 749 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that to me....







-
can't breathe. my speakers were so loud and a massive rim shot blew through the office while my boss is discussing goals and productivity and crap.
Pusher Man  
#28 | 749 days ago

i drink milk straight from the gallon jug. 

i will act like i'm hearing impaired when some douche bag tries to sell me stuff. i will even sign "P*SS OFF,  BITCH"  to them

i open and hold the door for others, even if you are a pushy obnoxious b*stard i will hold the door for you.

i didn't give a sh*t when my daughters' cat cashed in his chips.  good riddance.

i laugh my a** off at other people when they trip and stumble.
Easy Livin  
#29 | 749 days ago

I  hate heights, yet have no problems riding anything that is more than twenty feet off the ground.

I don't really care much for people in general, even though I will sit and pretend to  listen to you complain about your retarded spouse, your evil kids and your rabid dog and feel bad that your a bad marriage, but at least it makes me appreciate Mrs.mojo even more each day.

I'm not politically correct and not very diplomatic when telling someone f**ked up they are.
#30 | 749 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm the same way ... I won't stop the volume on the tv at an odd setting, either.  And in my car, the volume goes in multiples of 5.  Period.
well at least every other one is even!
#31 | 749 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
i drink milk straight from the gallon jug. 

i will act like i'm hearing impaired when some douche bag tries to sell me stuff. i will even sign "P*SS OFF,  BITCH"  to them

i open and hold the door for others, even if you are a pushy obnoxious b*stard i will hold the door for you.

i didn't give a sh*t when my daughters' cat cashed in his chips.  good riddance.

i laugh my a** off at other people when they trip and stumble.
Oh god, I laugh at everyone, including myself, when they trip, stumble, or fall.  I saw some dude running down the hill outside my house this morning, and the grass was wet from the drizzle.  I'm a bad person, but I so hoped he would slip and fall.  

And also in the "I'm a bad person" category ... I love watching little people do almost anything.  It makes me giggle.  Especially when they walk up stairs or run.  
Natural Woman  
#32 | 749 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Oh god, I laugh at everyone, including myself, when they trip, stumble, or fall.  I saw some dude running down the hill outside my house this morning, and the grass was wet from the drizzle.  I'm a bad person, but I so hoped he would slip and fall.  

And also in the "I'm a bad person" category ... I love watching little people do almost anything.  It makes me giggle.  Especially when they walk up stairs or run.  
you and Pete just made me snort, with the trip & fall/ little people stuff.
Scars  
#33 | 749 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
I've got 99 problems, but a b!tch ain't one

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I can speak 3 languages if you count Klingon

I have 3 kids

Marcus and I are actually brothers

I am African Canadian

I drink Hot Coco with my pinky up

It took me 4 times to read this thread, I kept getting bored and would stop, then I would come back and try again.

I have never over paid for an apple product, but only cause I have never bought an apple product
Silent Lucidity  
#34 | 749 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I've got 99 problems, but a b!tch ain't one

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I can speak 3 languages if you count Klingon

I have 3 kids

Marcus and I are actually brothers

I am African Canadian

I drink Hot Coco with my pinky up

It took me 4 times to read this thread, I kept getting bored and would stop, then I would come back and try again.

I have never over paid for an apple product, but only cause I have never bought an apple product
That made me think of the game "Two Truths and a Lie".  Probably because I think you can speak 3 languages, especially Klingon.  
Oooh, didnt' we play that game on the Q once?  I think we did.  I think we should.  Again.
Someone should make the poll.  And by someone, I mean not me.  Thanks.
Natural Woman  
#35 | 749 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You'd have a nickel?
That's a better kicker to my tired joke than that rim shot blowing up Leigh's spot, LOL


(P.S. Don't ever out crappy gag me again. ha!)
Land of Confusion  
#36 | 749 days ago

I have very little patience for people that don't know their job.

I can only chew gum for about 10 minutes before it grosses me out.

Cats and birds scare me.

I have way more text conversations, then actual phone conversations.

I sometimes(lots of times) don't pay attention when I am walking, and have walked into walls and other people.
Scars  
#37 | 749 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Beaneaters wrote:
Other than my daughter getting married, March of 2012 is slowly killing me.

I stop and help folks. It is burned in my soul to do so. That can piss me off sometimes, but I get over it. The times I don't really kicks my arse. 

I am a hugger, and I can't help it if it freaks anybody out. I believe even Kevin can hug though it all.

I try to base my judgement of people strictly on their a-holelism.

I hate public restrooms.
I love to hand hug peoples throats. That counts right?
Silent Lucidity  
#38 | 749 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
That's a better kicker to my tired joke than that rim shot blowing up Leigh's spot, LOL


(P.S. Don't ever out crappy gag me again. ha!)
I smell a challenge.  There will be blood.
Natural Woman  
#39 | 749 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Oh god, I laugh at everyone, including myself, when they trip, stumble, or fall.  I saw some dude running down the hill outside my house this morning, and the grass was wet from the drizzle.  I'm a bad person, but I so hoped he would slip and fall.  

And also in the "I'm a bad person" category ... I love watching little people do almost anything.  It makes me giggle.  Especially when they walk up stairs or run.  
hahahahahahaha
Easy Livin  
#40 | 749 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I smell a challenge.  There will be blood.
LMAO! It would be epic like those old Jack Johnson turn of the century boxing matches that went on and on for 70 or 75 rounds. Seriously, wouldn't you watch a crappy joke off show on VH1? Somebody get Wilmer Valdarrama on the horn to host. Carrot top and gallagher can be judges, along with aguillera's rack of course. We're geniuses.
Land of Confusion  
#41 | 749 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
LMAO! It would be epic like those old Jack Johnson turn of the century boxing matches that went on and on for 70 or 75 rounds. Seriously, wouldn't you watch a crappy joke off show on VH1? Somebody get Wilmer Valdarrama on the horn to host. Carrot top and gallagher can be judges, along with aguillera's rack of course. We're geniuses.
They didn't give us the reins to the illustrious QMZ machine for nothing, ya know?

(And by "give us", I mean "let us take because no one cares about".  And by "illustrious", I mean "complete train wreck".  Just so we're clear on this.)
Natural Woman  
#42 | 749 days ago

- I despise children. I love my own, of course, and I wouldn't trade her for the world, but in general I really really dislike kids.

- I'll fake sick or work if I don't want to go somewhere we have plans to go, if I'm just not in the mood to socialize

- Sometimes if I want my husband to do something like yardwork or wash the car and I've already asked him once to do it, I'll fake like I'm going to just do it myself. He won't let me - if he thinks I'm on my way to do it he'll get up and beat me to it. I know, it's manipulative and mean but it's better than nagging. Plus, I think he knows. That doesn't count.

- I don't like to share, so I have candy stashes. I can always tell when my daughter finds them, because she doesn't like to use the garbage can and she has candy wrapper stashes.
Times like These  
#43 | 749 days ago

Is there any question why I heart you people. Janet & Marcus have kept me in a non stop giggle fit, my stomach hurts. I've bought respects (sorry Janet, 10's your limit) whose knucklehead idea was that?
Scars  
#44 | 749 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I've got 99 problems, but a b!tch ain't one

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I can speak 3 languages if you count Klingon

I have 3 kids

Marcus and I are actually brothers

I am African Canadian

I drink Hot Coco with my pinky up

It took me 4 times to read this thread, I kept getting bored and would stop, then I would come back and try again.

I have never over paid for an apple product, but only cause I have never bought an apple product
Thank you.
Scars  
#45 | 749 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I have very little patience for people that don't know their job.

I can only chew gum for about 10 minutes before it grosses me out.

Cats and birds scare me.

I have way more text conversations, then actual phone conversations.

I sometimes(lots of times) don't pay attention when I am walking, and have walked into walls and other people.
how many men have you walked into and stated " 'Im sorry" and their reply was "i'm not" ?
Winds of Change  
#46 | 749 days ago

- I lived at my apartment for nearly 3 years now and just found out last night that I had a medicine cabinet in my bathroom (it's within the wall, I just assumed because the mirror was right up against the wall there was nothing behind it).

- Same on the tv volume has to be an even number. My roommate usually has it at "19" and it just bugs me.

- I steal food from my roommate, but then I feel guilty and replenish it the day after.

- I'm very OCD when walking on the sidewalk (among other things). I'll either avoid stepping on any crack the entire walk, or go out of my way to step on all of them.

- I chew on my shirt, either collar or long sleeves all the time.
#47 | 749 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Thank you.
You're Welcome
Silent Lucidity  
#48 | 749 days ago

(Edited by beerstudk)
I absolutely cannot tolerate ignorance and stupidity.

I laugh at all of others misfortunes.

I'm too scared I'll hurt infants to hold them.  They have to be at least one year old before I pick them up.

I'm deathly afraid of reptiles and will kill them onsite (depending on my location).

I sometimes teach my neice to say awful things because it makes me laugh.

I also do the cell phone thing, or put in headphones even though I don't have any music playing so I don't have to talk to people in public.

I sneak alcohol and candy into theatres.

I often tell people stupid lies at the bar when they're really drunk (I'm Irish, I can hold my liquor).
#49 | 749 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
you and Pete just made me snort, with the trip & fall/ little people stuff.
when i read janets reply i blew coffee thru my nose.  good thing it was a cold drink.  i'm  laughing about that right now. 
Easy Livin  
#50 | 749 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
yep...check out my photo's on here. Louie is 3yrs old now....he's a King Charles Cavalier. After having Labs my whole life, it's strange having a lap dog! But, he's awesome!
truly adorable!
#51 | 749 days ago

Sometimes I get bored when I go out with my friends (if they could read this maybe they'd never invite me again), I'm like Homer Simpson on that episode when he doesn't understand the movie and he creates a whole story in his head. It's not because I don't understad what they are saying, but sometimes I think some of them brag a little bit and then I lose interest. I come back to reality when in the distance I hear something I care. I'm a terrible friend.

When I go out and I feel I don't look the way I like. I avoid people I know, because I don't want they see me all shabby. 

I'm still lazy. Well, I think we can save time on cooking and some other things and have more fun, read more, learn a new thing.

When I see people I haven't seen in a long time I think, wow she/he is too old/fat/uglier/balder , then I think they probably feel the same way, so we are even.

I make a lot of stories in my head about everything, if I go to a funeral, I start thinking on my owm. How would it to be. Who will be there.

If somebody is rude to me, immediately I think on a million of things I'd like to do him/her. ACME anvil style from roadrunner . A useless satellite falling from the sky, a baby alien jumping on her or his face, wishing her the worst cellulite ever and such. I can't be nice al the time! 

I count to ten when people don't have the minumum level of general culture. I mean the most of them have attended school, but it seems they were there just for lunch. I think Grab a book for God's sake!

I'll let a few for next poll smiley
Silent Lucidity  
#52 | 749 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
- I lived at my apartment for nearly 3 years now and just found out last night that I had a medicine cabinet in my bathroom (it's within the wall, I just assumed because the mirror was right up against the wall there was nothing behind it).

- Same on the tv volume has to be an even number. My roommate usually has it at "19" and it just bugs me.

- I steal food from my roommate, but then I feel guilty and replenish it the day after.

- I'm very OCD when walking on the sidewalk (among other things). I'll either avoid stepping on any crack the entire walk, or go out of my way to step on all of them.

- I chew on my shirt, either collar or long sleeves all the time.
SMH, at your #1.....dude, oh geeze, I can't even........
Scars  
#53 | 749 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
SMH, at your #1.....dude, oh geeze, I can't even........
sad
#54 | 748 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I love to hand hug peoples throats. That counts right?
I have to admit my eyes watered up a tad when I read your reply. Hugging throats is a start and totally counts. It's baby steps we talking about here. If it is a one hand wrapped around 85% of the trachea, do that about 4 or 5 thousand times then progress to a two hand around the whole neck kinda hug. Work on that about 4 hundred times or so, then ease into the handshake with a 'one arm bro hug' while throwing in a chest bump here and there to break up the monotony. Try all this for a couple months and let me know how it goes.

Good luck. yes
Scars  
#55 | 748 days ago

Green_eyed_Deja wrote:
truly adorable!
thanks  smiley
Silent Lucidity  
#56 | 748 days ago

* I haven't made another "this q'er" or whatever I the f*** I called it because I barely read anyone's post any more. I mostly skim.
* I hate kids though the little bastards love me.
*Jay swole's new avatar pic makes me glad that I was already over my q crush on him.
*I want to quit the site every time someone gets into a 3 day argument with massengill31.
* I never buy cookies but am going to buy myself and Nyce cookie jars.
*I've always given my siblings alcohol if they wanted it.
*I haven't had a q crush in over a month. I need one.
#57 | 748 days ago

1.   If you have red hair there is nothing i wont do for you.

2.  I never take the first soda/water/juice bottle out of the cooler in a convenient store.  I always go at least two to three bottles back.  Im afraid someone pulled the first one out...walked around with it for a while...getting their nasty aids germs on it...and then changed their mind and put it back. 

3.  No matter how f**ked up my order is at a restaurant ill never have them take it back.   Im afraid ill get it back with some bonus fap sauce.

4.  I never go barefoot.  I always have at least socks on.  I have a thing with feet...dirty ones especially.  If i see someone with dirty feet my first instinct is to puke...my second is to kick them in the taint.

5.  Ill pay double for something just to not have to go to Walmart.

6.  I play every game to win...i dont care if youre 6 years old or retarded...im beating your ass AND talking sh**. 
#58 | 748 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1.   If you have red hair there is nothing i wont do for you.

2.  I never take the first soda/water/juice bottle out of the cooler in a convenient store.  I always go at least two to three bottles back.  Im afraid someone pulled the first one out...walked around with it for a while...getting their nasty aids germs on it...and then changed their mind and put it back. 

3.  No matter how f**ked up my order is at a restaurant ill never have them take it back.   Im afraid ill get it back with some bonus fap sauce.

4.  I never go barefoot.  I always have at least socks on.  I have a thing with feet...dirty ones especially.  If i see someone with dirty feet my first instinct is to puke...my second is to kick them in the taint.

5.  Ill pay double for something just to not have to go to Walmart.

6.  I play every game to win...i dont care if youre 6 years old or retarded...im beating your ass AND talking sh**. 
see.
#59 | 748 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Sometimes I get bored when I go out with my friends (if they could read this maybe they'd never invite me again), I'm like Homer Simpson on that episode when he doesn't understand the movie and he creates a whole story in his head. It's not because I don't understad what they are saying, but sometimes I think some of them brag a little bit and then I lose interest. I come back to reality when in the distance I hear something I care. I'm a terrible friend.

When I go out and I feel I don't look the way I like. I avoid people I know, because I don't want they see me all shabby. 

I'm still lazy. Well, I think we can save time on cooking and some other things and have more fun, read more, learn a new thing.

When I see people I haven't seen in a long time I think, wow she/he is too old/fat/uglier/balder , then I think they probably feel the same way, so we are even.

I make a lot of stories in my head about everything, if I go to a funeral, I start thinking on my owm. How would it to be. Who will be there.

If somebody is rude to me, immediately I think on a million of things I'd like to do him/her. ACME anvil style from roadrunner . A useless satellite falling from the sky, a baby alien jumping on her or his face, wishing her the worst cellulite ever and such. I can't be nice al the time! 

I count to ten when people don't have the minumum level of general culture. I mean the most of them have attended school, but it seems they were there just for lunch. I think Grab a book for God's sake!

I'll let a few for next poll smiley
"When I see people I haven't seen in a long time I think, wow she/he is too old/fat/uglier/balder , then I think they probably feel the same way, so we are even."

Reminds me of something Mitch Hedberg would say. 
#60 | 748 days ago

when someone cuts me off on the road I just smile but in my head I want to run the s.o.b. off the road,okay I fell better now
Easy Livin  
#61 | 748 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
* I haven't made another "this q'er" or whatever I the f*** I called it because I barely read anyone's post any more. I mostly skim.
* I hate kids though the little bastards love me.
*Jay swole's new avatar pic makes me glad that I was already over my q crush on him.
*I want to quit the site every time someone gets into a 3 day argument with massengill31.
* I never buy cookies but am going to buy myself and Nyce cookie jars.
*I've always given my siblings alcohol if they wanted it.
*I haven't had a q crush in over a month. I need one.
To your last one: smug

It's been too long, Ashlie.
#62 | 748 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
"When I see people I haven't seen in a long time I think, wow she/he is too old/fat/uglier/balder , then I think they probably feel the same way, so we are even."

Reminds me of something Mitch Hedberg would say. 
Had to google, I had no idea who he was.  Seems like he was pretty funny.  smiley
Silent Lucidity  
#63 | 748 days ago

  • I'm ridiculously impatient. Waiting four minutes for a train during rush hour pisses me off.
  • Grocery shopping makes me homicidal because I can't stand walking around slow people that don't know what they're doing.
  • I am quite good at public speaking, and can reasonably hold a conversation one-on-one, but put me in a group of 3 or more and I'll usually go silent for a long time.
  • With one exception, I'm pretty sure my friends are more important to me than I am to them, mostly because if I counted how many friends I actually have, I'm not sure I would need a second hand.
  • I scorekeep a lot. Not because I'm judging other people, but because I never think I measure up.
  • Yes, I'm aware those last three bullets indicate major issues with self-confidence.
  • I wonder if I was ever a Q crush of Ash.
#64 | 748 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
* I haven't made another "this q'er" or whatever I the f*** I called it because I barely read anyone's post any more. I mostly skim.
* I hate kids though the little bastards love me.
*Jay swole's new avatar pic makes me glad that I was already over my q crush on him.
*I want to quit the site every time someone gets into a 3 day argument with massengill31.
* I never buy cookies but am going to buy myself and Nyce cookie jars.
*I've always given my siblings alcohol if they wanted it.
*I haven't had a q crush in over a month. I need one.
I'm going to fill the cookie jar up with water and keep gold fish in it or maybe put my bamboo in it. Just giving you a heads up when you don't see it on my kitchen counter.

FYI: I'm partial to Hello Kitty and/or Nazi paraphernalia. Both for historical purposes.
Land of Confusion  
#65 | 748 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Had to google, I had no idea who he was.  Seems like he was pretty funny.  smiley
Mitch Hedberg ROCKED. He's my favorite...so sad he's gone.
Times like These  
#66 | 747 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Geez Jen where do I start.  frown


I cry at every little thing. 
I get pissed off at stupid questions (yes there are)
I have flipped off old people who are driving and in my way.
I am so impatient it's almost a crime.
I absolutely hate women who say they like sports to impress men.
When I've had to much tequilla, well I'm just like the John Anderson song.
  Crap, I would like to stop now. frown
Crybaby  
#67 | 747 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Geez Jen where do I start.  frown


I cry at every little thing. 
I get pissed off at stupid questions (yes there are)
I have flipped off old people who are driving and in my way.
I am so impatient it's almost a crime.
I absolutely hate women who say they like sports to impress men.
When I've had to much tequilla, well I'm just like the John Anderson song.
  Crap, I would like to stop now. frown
:D
Scars  
#68 | 747 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
To your last one: smug

It's been too long, Ashlie.
Oh, how that made me laugh. stop.


Gearhead... You've come close (mainly when you're arguing with someone and being snotty about it... remember I like ***holes)but not officially. You would know it, I always say it out loud.


Nyce, I don't care. It is happening. We're adults.
#69 | 747 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Geez Jen where do I start.  frown


I cry at every little thing. 
I get pissed off at stupid questions (yes there are)
I have flipped off old people who are driving and in my way.
I am so impatient it's almost a crime.
I absolutely hate women who say they like sports to impress men.
When I've had to much tequilla, well I'm just like the John Anderson song.
  Crap, I would like to stop now. frown
First one... not a secret. You've gotten better. Richard Cranium has made you stronger, lol.
#70 | 747 days ago

Jess wrote:
Mitch Hedberg ROCKED. He's my favorite...so sad he's gone.
I'll look for him on Youtube. smiley
Silent Lucidity  
#71 | 747 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
First one... not a secret. You've gotten better. Richard Cranium has made you stronger, lol.
Yeah, I know.  frown
Crybaby  
#72 | 747 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Geez Jen where do I start.  frown


I cry at every little thing. 
I get pissed off at stupid questions (yes there are)
I have flipped off old people who are driving and in my way.
I am so impatient it's almost a crime.
I absolutely hate women who say they like sports to impress men.
When I've had to much tequilla, well I'm just like the John Anderson song.
  Crap, I would like to stop now. frown
There are people older than you?
Silent Lucidity  
#73 | 747 days ago

I. am. crying.
#74 | 746 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
There are people older than you?
Yes, lot's of them..... and stfu.

Of course I mean that in the nicest possible way.  smiley
Crybaby  
#75 | 746 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Geez Jen where do I start.  frown


I cry at every little thing. 
I get pissed off at stupid questions (yes there are)
I have flipped off old people who are driving and in my way.
I am so impatient it's almost a crime.
I absolutely hate women who say they like sports to impress men.
When I've had to much tequilla, well I'm just like the John Anderson song.
  Crap, I would like to stop now. frown
That first one sounds like my wife, commericals, biggest loser, home makeover, news stroies, on and on. 

When a broad says she likes sports we can tell when she is full of sh** just by what she says, of course depending on the hotness and bone-able factor we let it slide.
#76 | 742 days ago

Animal Rescue infomercials make me sad
Easy Livin  
#77 | 727 days ago

(Edited by HULL_17)
i love comicbooks, star wars, & yes i've even been to comic-con

i am very picky about what i eat...no onions, or mustard just to name a few things

Bacon is the best breakfast food on the planet.

when i die i want my body creamated and spread out on Lake Huron by my Father's house.

i miss my dog Memphis who was an irish wolfhound (he got hit by a car earlier this year ='( )

Miller Lite should be banned from being drank ever again

when i'm really mad and upset and don't know what else todo...i cry

I don't like wearing a bra...they're just annoying

89.99% of the time you will see me in flip flops...i hate wearing socks & shoes

i've been in 1 bar fight and in all honesty...it wasn't my fault...
Signs  
#78 | 727 days ago
18packabs (+)

I confess to nothing..........and we do melt in your mouth. cheeky
Silent Lucidity  
#79 | 720 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
LOOOVE MY FAMILY IMMENSELY
HATE WORK WITH A PASSION
LOOOOOOVE THE CUBS.AND WISCONSIN BADGERS 4EVER........
LOVE DOING THE Q
LOVE WEATHER AT 70-75 DEGREES.............
how do you "do" the q?? just wondering wink lol
Signs  
#80 | 544 days ago

Green_eyed_Deja wrote:
It's been mumble mumble mumble days since my last confession. I have a dog that is 15 years old. I love her like one of my kids, which after 15 years, she has definately become. But I know she doesn't have much longer, but I don't want to put her down before her time, yet don't want her to suffer either. My confession is that I hope she passes quietly in her sleep, just not sooner than later. It's taking the easy way out, can't bear the thought of the drive to the vets to say goodbye, would rather so it here at home....
As you know, Jen-Jen passed away last week. I think I have finally had a day where I didn't cry.  It's getting easier, yet it's not...

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