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Whatever Floats Your Boat
I have been challenged to create a poll because somebody was bored, I foolishly spoke up in another poll.   Since I live by the coast in beautiful Southern California, I decided to go naughty nautical for this one.   As I look around at the harbor I casually see (Ok, I jumped a fence and snuck out onto the dock) boats out in the harbor with creative names.  So I decided to ask your choices in the matter.

Whatever Floats Your Boat Photo
Featured by: Jess at 3/29/12 4:10PM
| Closed on 04/28/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
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 1. What type of boat would you own? (0 points)
59%a. Yacht
4%b. Schooner
7%c. Sailboat
0%d. Rowboat
4%e. Dinghy
22%f. Other
4%g. You Ain't Getting Me Anywhere Near a Boat
 2. Where would you sail it? (0 points)
70%a. Ocean
0%b. Bay
15%c. Lake
7%d. Other
4%e. Bathtub
0%f. ??? My country/ state is landlocked.
4%g. Are you crazy, Fool? I said I'm not sailing anywhere.
 3. What would you name her? (0 points)
81%a. This
4%b. That
7%c. Other
7%d. Alright, since you aren't listening to me, I'm Leaving
 4. If you could picture another Q'er owning a boat, what would their answers be? (0 points)
19%a. This
15%b. That
33%c. Other
15%d. _____ is sailing _____ named _____ here_______
19%e. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______

 &nbp;
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#5 | 904 days ago

I'm picturing Jason, The Kevin, Cactus Jack, and Joe on a pirate ship doing pirate stuff.
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. That  
  
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#1 | 904 days ago

I'm picturing a moderate size sailboat with a galley to hold 3-4 people.   Not too large.   She be named Foolish Pleasures.  I think I'll sail her up and down the coast, or perhaps over to the Caribbean.

(Probably not go too far from the coast, as my wife is definitely not a water person.)
1. Sailboat  2. Other  3. This  4. Other  
#2 | 904 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
1. I would like a Navy ship, please and thank you. I need to be safe and secure if I'm out there.
3. What I name everything... Durrty Ashes, of course
4. Kurt in a rowboat named Dinghy through some whatever water is up there...getting on the wife's nerves.
1. Other  2. Ocean  3. This  4. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______  
#3 | 904 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
I'm somehow picturing Glenda on a dinghy, named Old Goat's Boat, floating in Lake Michigan. 
1. Sailboat  2. Other  3. This  4. Other  
#4 | 904 days ago

3. Orion (name of schooner) 4. Leigh is sailing on a yacht named Mystique in the Black Sea.
1. Schooner  2. Ocean  3. This  4. _____ is sailing _____ named _____ here_______  
#5 | 904 days ago

I'm picturing Jason, The Kevin, Cactus Jack, and Joe on a pirate ship doing pirate stuff.
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. That  
#6 | 904 days ago
Nick__ (+)

I'm picturing BEANS

1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. Alright, since you aren't listening to me, I'm Leaving  4. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______  
#7 | 904 days ago

awe awe captain,.....oh wait thats me 
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. Other  4. That  
#8 | 904 days ago

I want the Scarab they had in Miami Vice (d'uh ----> 80's show, don't even...) and I'd call it "Jan's Hammer."
1. Other  2. Ocean  3. This  4. Other  
#9 | 904 days ago

Well if I win the Mega-millions this week, my boat adventures will make this>>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Vikings_boat_party_scandal, look like a kiddie cruise.

and Jess "doing pirate stuff?" Like sailing, drinking, pillaging and getting scurvy?
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. _____ is sailing _____ named _____ here_______  
#10 | 904 days ago
kittendreams (+)

my yacht named "The Cowboy Queen" and would definitely be a party boat! 

and the neighbors boat sunk at the bottom of Enid Lake ;p
1. Yacht  2. Lake  3. This  4. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______  
#11 | 903 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Well if I win the Mega-millions this week, my boat adventures will make this>>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Vikings_boat_party_scandal, look like a kiddie cruise.

and Jess "doing pirate stuff?" Like sailing, drinking, pillaging and getting scurvy?
Mainly the drinking, pillaging, fighting, burning villages and claiming their women...just generally being scallywags. 
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. That  
#12 | 903 days ago

Speedboat.
Okanagan Lake
Daddy's other little girl
Jess on Trev's C/G boat, riding the waves and having a blast........
1. Other  2. Lake  3. This  4. This  
#13 | 903 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

A yacht thank you.

The Mediterranean

Cubbie Blue

I can see Michael well actually drowning cause his rubber ducky got a hole in it. smiley
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______  
#14 | 903 days ago

I answered Yacht but I'm changing my answer to tugboat. 

Her name is "Sh*t Starter" and her mission is to transport me around the world as I challenge people to fights Russell Crowe style.  I'm not much of a South Park fan, but that was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.  Tell me someone remembers that episode? 
1. Yacht  2. Lake  3. This  4. Other  
#15 | 903 days ago



This would work. I would mostly travel up and down the Intracoastal Waterway, It is pretty safe travel, I could see me making runs to Bermuda, The Bahamas, and stuff like that. I'd make sure not travel in sketchy places where scallywags hung out...unless it was Friday night. I think I'd name it 'Knot Right', mostly because a lot folks seem to call me that quite often. 

I can see Marcus on a cigar speedboat thing, driving it up and down the coast of Georgia, and mooning folks as he blows by them at a 100mph.
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. This  
#16 | 903 days ago

1.  This Black Man with a Yacht...yeah...y'all can see that happening!!! 

2.  Where would I sail it???  Wherever I f****** want to sail it!  I own it, so...

3.  Name?  Difficult subject...SAYAKA, after my Daughter...

4.  Everyone, so we can have a FanIQ Regatta, Ohhhhh that would be tight!!!
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. That  
#17 | 903 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I answered Yacht but I'm changing my answer to tugboat. 

Her name is "Sh*t Starter" and her mission is to transport me around the world as I challenge people to fights Russell Crowe style.  I'm not much of a South Park fan, but that was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.  Tell me someone remembers that episode? 
Um, as someone who watches Sunny, The League, and I think you watch Kenny Powers(?), you absolutely need to be a fan of South Park.
1. Other  2. Ocean  3. This  4. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______  
#18 | 903 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Um, as someone who watches Sunny, The League, and I think you watch Kenny Powers(?), you absolutely need to be a fan of South Park.
I've tried...just can't get into it.  I'm just not much of a cartoon guy sans Family Guy and Archer. 
1. Yacht  2. Lake  3. This  4. Other  
#19 | 903 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I've tried...just can't get into it.  I'm just not much of a cartoon guy sans Family Guy and Archer. 
I hate Family Guy.. let's just stop talking about it.
1. Other  2. Ocean  3. This  4. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______  
#20 | 903 days ago

I like paper boats, boats made of leaves, plastic lids, metal cans, empty bottles well you get the idea.
I like things flowing down with rain water.
"kashtee" urdu for boat.
Beans.
1. Other  2. Bathtub  3. This  4. This  
#21 | 903 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I like paper boats, boats made of leaves, plastic lids, metal cans, empty bottles well you get the idea.
I like things flowing down with rain water.
"kashtee" urdu for boat.
Beans.
Ah, to hearken to days of yesteryear.  I completely forgot these vessels.  Thank You for the reminder.

Now, did you mean...



Or a model like this one...



as seen here:  http://www.odditycentral.com/tag/paper-boat
1. Sailboat  2. Other  3. This  4. Other  
#22 | 903 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Ah, to hearken to days of yesteryear.  I completely forgot these vessels.  Thank You for the reminder.

Now, did you mean...



Or a model like this one...



as seen here:  http://www.odditycentral.com/tag/paper-boat
First one. I like the uncertainty associated with paper boats.
1. Other  2. Bathtub  3. This  4. This  
#23 | 903 days ago
notjeff (+)

(Edited by notjeff)
I'm sailing (?) my yacht I named "Yarr" to tharr.  Arr!
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. _____ is sailing _____ named _____ here_______  
#24 | 903 days ago

My boat's name would be the Krame-a-maran.

I am picturing derms sunk at the bottom of the Allegheny.
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. I'm picturing ______ sunk at the bottom of the _______  
#25 | 903 days ago

kramer wrote:
My boat's name would be the Krame-a-maran.

I am picturing derms sunk at the bottom of the Allegheny.
I wouldn't be caught dead in those $hitty 3 Rivers!
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. This  
#26 | 903 days ago

Keebs is a rowing a row boat named Jack D into his liver
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. This  
#27 | 903 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
1.  This Black Man with a Yacht...yeah...y'all can see that happening!!! 

2.  Where would I sail it???  Wherever I f****** want to sail it!  I own it, so...

3.  Name?  Difficult subject...SAYAKA, after my Daughter...

4.  Everyone, so we can have a FanIQ Regatta, Ohhhhh that would be tight!!!
Show Diddy whats up
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. This  
#28 | 902 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
Some wise guy once said " A boat is a hole, surrounded by water, into which one throws money".

I'll take a waverunner and name it "Dripping Wet".
1. Other  2. Ocean  3. This  4. Other  
#29 | 902 days ago

1)     self explanatory
2)      anywhere I F'ing want to
3)      USS  Don't P*ss Me Off.
4)      anyone who owns A-E would most likely end up as trash hanging off the stern   of this one
1. Other  2. Other  3. Other  4. Other  
#30 | 884 days ago



Oh Mega Millions, Please Bring Me My "Rasta Fish"
1. Yacht  2. Ocean  3. This  4. Other  

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