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Pity party time....all are welcome. (Edited 04/26/12 09:46PM by Jess)







Pity party time....all are welcome. <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 04/26/12 09:46PM by Jess)</span> Photo



Whoa is me. I got shot down for a raise today, a raise that was 4 years in the making. I cant find a job I want, and I cant afford to leave the job I have. I hate the career choices I have made thus far and i'm too old for this sh**t.  Padres suck balls and I have tennis elbow somehow. Whoa is f**king me!



Whats your f**king problem?!?
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22 Fans 
14%a. You suck
5%b. I suck
5%c. He sucks
14%d. She sucks
27%e. Life sucks
36%f. Suck it

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#30 | 824 days ago

My only daughter is going to drive supply trucks in Afghanistan.

She's trained and tough and loves the army.



But no matter what, when I look at her, this is who I see:



And she may not come back.
Suck it  
  
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#1 | 825 days ago

My husband just left for a month and I'm one of those weird people who have been married for over 10 years and still likes their spouse. He's my best friend... That's the only thing I hate about USCG life. Other than that, it's pretty swell.


I don't have much else. I love my job, I get to move around a lot just like I like, I get to travel, I have great friends, I get along with my family (and extended family), and I don't need for anything or want for much. I make stupid decisions all the time, but too many great things in my life were born from the phrase "what the hell".
You suck  
#2 | 825 days ago

I have a headache.
Suck it  
#3 | 825 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Max's piss somehow found a way outside his box..........how does that happen? .....he's such a little F**ker, and I stabbed myself with a staple. 
He sucks  
#4 | 825 days ago

My shoulder is messed up and I think it might be from all those years of j**king off?

Haaaaiiii Friiiinds
Life sucks  
#5 | 825 days ago
18packabs (+)

Sorry Dude, good Luck with the Job Hunt.
She sucks  
#6 | 825 days ago

There Was An Error On My Tax Return, Apparently Since We Live In International Waters But Are Considered An US Territory, It Will Take Another 2 Months For It To Come From The US Treasury. So Much For My Not So Bummer Summer! Sh*****t!
Life sucks  
#7 | 825 days ago

The Browns drafted Brandon Weeden in the 1st rd. SUCK IT UP MAN!!!
Suck it  
#8 | 824 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I got edited for s**k me?   Its not like I put an off anywhere. Arrrrrggghhhhh.
#9 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I got edited for s**k me?   Its not like I put an off anywhere. Arrrrrggghhhhh.
Well that's just dumb. Did you hear about the time I got edited for the word penis?
Life sucks  
#10 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I got edited for s**k me?   Its not like I put an off anywhere. Arrrrrggghhhhh.
I learned I was never looking for an actual "career"...just paychecks
Suck it  
#11 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I got edited for s**k me?   Its not like I put an off anywhere. Arrrrrggghhhhh.
Code of Conduct excerpt:
Refrain from publishing anything that is rated higher than TV-PG13. Content may be suggestive but not explicit. 

This includes posts with descriptive, explicit sexual scenarios and anything of a sexual nature that would not be allowed on network television, not be seen on a public beach, or in material not sold to minors. Women in photos must be wearing tops and bottoms that are not transparent. Men in photos must be wearing loose fitting bottoms.


Suck it = could be talking about anything. A thumb, a butterscotch, whatever.
S**k me = naughty

Sorry.
You suck  
#12 | 824 days ago
John_Daly (+)

derms33 wrote:
I learned I was never looking for an actual "career"...just paychecks
and thats working for you?
#13 | 824 days ago
John_Daly (+)

woody050681 wrote:
Well that's just dumb. Did you hear about the time I got edited for the word penis?

You just cant blow dry it and use it for dinner.

#14 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
and thats working for you?
i like money...even in small amounts
Suck it  
#15 | 824 days ago

Jess wrote:
Code of Conduct excerpt:
Refrain from publishing anything that is rated higher than TV-PG13. Content may be suggestive but not explicit. 

This includes posts with descriptive, explicit sexual scenarios and anything of a sexual nature that would not be allowed on network television, not be seen on a public beach, or in material not sold to minors. Women in photos must be wearing tops and bottoms that are not transparent. Men in photos must be wearing loose fitting bottoms.


Suck it = could be talking about anything. A thumb, a butterscotch, whatever.
S**k me = naughty

Sorry.
I have seen boobs in pg-13 movies and definitely heard f-words...I have also seen boobs on public beaches...what if it was a pic of a thumb and the caption said,,"Su*k Me Beautiful"...No?  I am just mess in with ya, i always adhere to the rules
Suck it  
#16 | 824 days ago

derms33 wrote:
I have seen boobs in pg-13 movies and definitely heard f-words...I have also seen boobs on public beaches...what if it was a pic of a thumb and the caption said,,"Su*k Me Beautiful"...No?  I am just mess in with ya, i always adhere to the rules
Note: TV-PG13
You suck  
#17 | 824 days ago

Jess wrote:
Note: TV-PG13
oh, i always change the channel on those boring shows
Suck it  
#18 | 824 days ago

My C4 & C5 vertebrae don't work right, my left hip is going Bo Jackson and I need a Mitt'ish extension on my taxes. (I consider myself a corporation or vice versa, whatever.) I need to re-apply for 'status' in Canada SOON, my cuz's shows (which we Exec'd) are in dev hell, I have Comcast not Direct TV (condo deal from hellz), I love the Saints, Habs and Knicks, smoke detector beeps out of human reach (condo deal from hellz), Mickey Loomis, my 16 month old car has a tick, can't get old stuff on my new phone properly, I found a grey pube!!!!!!!, sweet Jesus read that again, it goes on and on with petty BS...



You know what? I shouldn't complain. I got 99 problems, but a b!tch ain't one. # HitMe
Life sucks  
#19 | 824 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Woe*



as to the poll: I hurt. All day, every day. That is all.



(Nyce.... 'member when I asked if men get gray (or grey, if you're fan-say) pubes and you didn't know? hehehe)
#20 | 824 days ago

I got nothing... Life is good, Family is good, I don't work, so that is good, Health is good, it's Friday! TGIF!
Suck it  
#21 | 824 days ago

HBP- CHolesterol- short height- 50 yrs old soon- going bald and you think you got problems- want to switch lives?
Life sucks  
#22 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
and thats working for you?
no, I work for it
Suck it  
#23 | 824 days ago

In my observations, 50 is a good age for men.
#24 | 824 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
In my observations, 50 is a good age for men.
Thank you Ashlie
Life sucks  
#25 | 824 days ago

looks like it sucks to be a lot of you.....I on the other hand took a day of vacation......   
.
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Life sucks  
#26 | 824 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
HBP- CHolesterol- short height- 50 yrs old soon- going bald and you think you got problems- want to switch lives?
look on the bright side.  it only gets worse so today is good
Life sucks  
#27 | 824 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Woe*



as to the poll: I hurt. All day, every day. That is all.



(Nyce.... 'member when I asked if men get gray (or grey, if you're fan-say) pubes and you didn't know? hehehe)

LOL.  My bad, ive never used that phrase before.   blush

#28 | 824 days ago

1.  My left pinky finger is numb.  I think my arm fell asleep while i was sleeping last night and my f**king pinky still hasnt woke up.  Either that or im about to have a heart attack.  

2.  I downloaded Walking Dead Episode One this morning and it took so long i didnt even have the chance to play it before work. 

3.  I think someone took a diarrhea in my coffee.

4.  I need to lose 20 pounds.

5.  I want a new car cause my SUV is smelling like d**k when i drive it for longer than 10 minutes.

6.  Filter Error is late again.
I suck  
#29 | 824 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
Thank you Ashlie
Sir, you're not there yet.... or was that for the encouragement? lol
#30 | 824 days ago

My only daughter is going to drive supply trucks in Afghanistan.

She's trained and tough and loves the army.



But no matter what, when I look at her, this is who I see:



And she may not come back.
Suck it  
#31 | 824 days ago

Good looking girl, Lobo.  She looks like Britney Spears.
I suck  
#32 | 824 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Sir, you're not there yet.... or was that for the encouragement? lol
the encouragement
Life sucks  
#33 | 824 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
My only daughter is going to drive supply trucks in Afghanistan.

She's trained and tough and loves the army.



But no matter what, when I look at her, this is who I see:



And she may not come back.
Um, that almost made me cry.
#34 | 824 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
My only daughter is going to drive supply trucks in Afghanistan.

She's trained and tough and loves the army.



But no matter what, when I look at her, this is who I see:



And she may not come back.
He sucks  
#35 | 824 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
My only daughter is going to drive supply trucks in Afghanistan.

She's trained and tough and loves the army.



But no matter what, when I look at her, this is who I see:



And she may not come back.
She will be OK, my guess is her dad taught her some survival tactics in Chicago and the Army has done the same for wherever she may go.

Plus, that rifle she has looks pretty bad*ss.

yes 
Suck it  
#36 | 824 days ago

I can't complain about my job don't have one( retired ) I eat good everyday,social security got a raise this year WOW I am doing pretty darn good and didn't even knew it
She sucks  
#37 | 824 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
LoJo - That DID make me tear up. (And some people say I'm an ice b**ch)
Ashlie - am I fan-say? I say grey. I'm pretty sure that's how it was spelled on the Crayola wrapper when I was little and I refuse to change it. I like it. I kinda like being perceived as fancy fan-say though. 

 I have an annoyance to add this morning. My basset is an a-hole.
You suck  
#38 | 824 days ago
18packabs (+)

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
My only daughter is going to drive supply trucks in Afghanistan.

She's trained and tough and loves the army.



But no matter what, when I look at her, this is who I see:



And she may not come back.
Godspeed.
She sucks  
#39 | 824 days ago

John ,  What do you love to do?  workwise, pervs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I am not doing anything I went to school for, doing what I love.

Marcus,,,,,,,,,Vacuum leak??    Exhaust leak?

I have nothing to complain about. except for the Marlins, and my phone line to the dugout doesn't work, so meh.


Pity parties need cake and beer, couldn't find a picture. 



Suck it  
#40 | 824 days ago

If you look closely enough you'll find your life is still pretty awesome.
Life sucks  
#41 | 824 days ago

Jess wrote:
LoJo - That DID make me tear up. (And some people say I'm an ice b**ch)
Ashlie - am I fan-say? I say grey. I'm pretty sure that's how it was spelled on the Crayola wrapper when I was little and I refuse to change it. I like it. I kinda like being perceived as fancy fan-say though. 

 I have an annoyance to add this morning. My basset is an a-hole.
HA. It was spelled the american way on my crayons. So, yes, you are fan-say, ma'am. Yes, you are.
#42 | 824 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
My only daughter is going to drive supply trucks in Afghanistan.

She's trained and tough and loves the army.



But no matter what, when I look at her, this is who I see:



And she may not come back.
Those pics and that post are the most effing awesome/sad/great/worrisome/fantastic thing on this site. Your daughter has a great Dad and you have a great daughter... Tell her we all say thanks.
Life sucks  
#43 | 824 days ago

Who is Whoa and why is he/she f**king you?

My troubles are simple, really.

-  Work is busy so I'm there ALL the time.
-  My sleep schedule is all screwed up.
-  My days off have been filled with mostly mundane crap that I don't want to deal with.
-  I have a vacation coming up that I should be happy about, but it's getting ruined before it starts by my family.
-  Stoney's hockey leagues are trying to ruin my life.

The one bright spot is that I have a squirrel who jumps inside my watering can EVERY day now.  He dips in for a sip, then falls in and scurries out super fast ... never fails.  Silly squirrel, when will he learn?

#44 | 824 days ago
John_Daly (+)

ankurnathmishra wrote:
If you look closely enough you'll find your life is still pretty awesome.
If I look closely enough I will probably find more sh**t wrong and feel even worse. But I never was that glass half full kinda guy.
#45 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
If I look closely enough I will probably find more sh**t wrong and feel even worse. But I never was that glass half full kinda guy.
You know...my only question is why is the glass half f**king full/empty anyway?  Who drank half your sh**?  I bet finding out and kicking his/her a$$ will make things better.
I suck  
#46 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
If I look closely enough I will probably find more sh**t wrong and feel even worse. But I never was that glass half full kinda guy.
But even when it's half empty.... You still have half! I don't always think it's pessimistic, or negative. It's just being realistic!
Suck it  
#47 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
If I look closely enough I will probably find more sh**t wrong and feel even worse. But I never was that glass half full kinda guy.
If it's half empty, add more vodka.
#48 | 824 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
If it's half empty, add more vodka.
Thats the kind of thinking that I like!
Suck it  
#49 | 824 days ago

Green_eyed_Deja wrote:
Thats the kind of thinking that I like!
It's highly effective. lol
#50 | 824 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Well that's just dumb. Did you hear about the time I got edited for the word penis?
Apologies... frown
Life sucks  
#51 | 824 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
If it's half empty, add more vodka.
I drink my Vodka straight outta the bottle like a boss.
#52 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I drink my Vodka straight outta the bottle like a boss.
I suck  
#53 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I drink my Vodka straight outta the bottle like a boss.
Only if I am outta juice... I am a wuss!
Suck it  
#54 | 824 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I drink my Vodka straight outta the bottle like a boss.
You lie like a good whooooer.
#55 | 823 days ago

Excluding LoJo's post. I don't care about all of your little problems. I had a f**kawesome draft weekend! Thursday hung with my homeboy Anton, drank $3 pints of Guinness and watched the draft. Friday, hung with Anton again, but this time my homeboy Jesus joined us. Tonight is still undetermined as to our plans, but we do know Jesus will not be with us since he had to go to work at Outback tonight.
You suck  
#56 | 822 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

I'm a Cubs fan. crying
You suck  
#57 | 822 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
I'm a Cubs fan. crying
You brought that shame on yourself. Am I supposed to feel bad for the drug addict that shares dirty needles then get AIDS?
You suck  
#58 | 822 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
You brought that shame on yourself. Am I supposed to feel bad for the drug addict that shares dirty needles then get AIDS?
I hate you. angry
You suck  
#59 | 822 days ago

I just ate some pretty fresh from the cow bacon.  Life is good.
#60 | 822 days ago
John_Daly (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Excluding LoJo's post. I don't care about all of your little problems. I had a f**kawesome draft weekend! Thursday hung with my homeboy Anton, drank $3 pints of Guinness and watched the draft. Friday, hung with Anton again, but this time my homeboy Jesus joined us. Tonight is still undetermined as to our plans, but we do know Jesus will not be with us since he had to go to work at Outback tonight.
Jesus doest work at Outback you blaphemous f**k!!
#61 | 821 days ago

Fvvvvvvvvvvvvck!  Chicago is officially the city of injuries.  Cutler, Forte, Toews, Hossa, and now Rose.  Starlin Castro picked up a rape allegation just for good measure. 

#62 | 820 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Who is Whoa and why is he/she f**king you?

My troubles are simple, really.

-  Work is busy so I'm there ALL the time.
-  My sleep schedule is all screwed up.
-  My days off have been filled with mostly mundane crap that I don't want to deal with.
-  I have a vacation coming up that I should be happy about, but it's getting ruined before it starts by my family.
-  Stoney's hockey leagues are trying to ruin my life.

The one bright spot is that I have a squirrel who jumps inside my watering can EVERY day now.  He dips in for a sip, then falls in and scurries out super fast ... never fails.  Silly squirrel, when will he learn?

might be in a mood.
#63 | 820 days ago

Ha.


....for loooove.
#64 | 820 days ago

js76181 wrote:
might be in a mood.
I suck  

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