Becky!   Do you know what the california merit test is for the scool district?  Is it something I can study for cuz if there is any math on it imma need to brush up on my long division.



Morning.

Becky!   Do you know what the california merit test is for the scool district?  Is it something I can study for cuz if there is any math on it imma need to brush up on my long division.



Morning.

Well the opening pretty much covered what I'm pissed off about today.  I am so tired of fighting countries so that others may be free and have equal rights.  When that still hasn't happened here. I think it would be pretty damn funny if somewhere along the line all the gay and lesbians serving in the military decide to invade the states that absolutely won't grant equal rights to Americans. 

Yeah that's it, instead of a gay pride parade, they can do a gay pride occupation. 

U aint taking my guns!!!!


Locked up Abroad was kinda weak last night....why do most British people have jacked up teeth????  The girl would've been cute if her teeth were semi straight (no I'm not referring to moho's)

they kinda do already, they're just as bad as the side that doesn't want to allow moho marriage.   both sides have valid points....either you get caught up in it or you don't....there's no need to get salty about it....u're prob cute when u're all irritated though.

it really just boils down the Money...which I understand the gay point of view on that, but it's not natural....I can't wrap my head around that & say, yea go ahead and be able to get married cause we're just like the straights....uuuuummmm.....no you're not....you're GAY.  Civil union...give em the same benefits....problem solved....now move onto the next BS.  They'll fight for Gay kids programming soon....when does it end....when I die.

I didn't know they had water gun shows. 

Jesus, I wrote "scool".  I'm in trouble.   

LOL...nice.  U a squiter?  that's hot

What fellas remember this right here?  Anyone over the age of 30 that doesn't was doing it wrong.   

wtf is a squiter?     Dude, if you're going to try to make me blush use a real word. 

OMG....u crack me up....I just squirted and pissed myself laughing.  U're the best.

Squirter: The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a
spurt of lady love juice that can also be mistaken for urine

wtf is a squiter?     Dude, if you're going to try to make me blush use a real word. 

Random Thoughts...

1.  Can someone find Leigh and find out who the f**k her furry picture was meant for?  Cause i might have to make a ruling and declare Marcus this weeks victim.    The fact Becky didnt play might get her 3 days of PQs.  Im still deciding. 

2.  I take back everything decent ive ever said about Christina Agualekarnarnra.  Who the F**K doesnt wear f**king pants?  Who the f**k let her out of the house in  black bedazzled Depends?   I can overlook the neon orange skin and the fried f**king hair...but put on some go**amn pants!  How old are you...4???   I dont care if her t**s are EEEs and leak pure liquid gold...thats skank. 

3.  Mothers Day is ruining my plans to see The Avengers this weekend.  Go**amn stupid holidays.   Kidding...or not.

4.  Bucket list #234....I feel like robbing a bank.  Anyone want to come along?  I think the number one question is what f**kawesome masks would we wear?  Would we go clowns?  Presidents?  Horror icons?  Panty hose? 

I THINK I SEE BOOBS!  Wait..no..YES I DO RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE....NOW JUST HOLD STILL FOR A SECOND.  GAH...IT MOVED. 

Well the opening pretty much covered what I'm pissed off about today.  I am so tired of fighting countries so that others may be free and have equal rights.  When that still hasn't happened here. I think it would be pretty damn funny if somewhere along the line all the gay and lesbians serving in the military decide to invade the states that absolutely won't grant equal rights to Americans. 

Yeah that's it, instead of a gay pride parade, they can do a gay pride occupation. 

What fellas remember this right here?  Anyone over the age of 30 that doesn't was doing it wrong.   

What fellas remember this right here?  Anyone over the age of 30 that doesn't was doing it wrong.   

I know what a squirter is you dork. You said SQUITER, now, wtf is that? 

I just can't spell for shat. lol   must have been some "juice" on my key board....slippage...ya know.

Whatup?
     I have wonderful & sublime opinions on our world but somebody has to keep this sweat shop running...Ash,  the "shot of tequila, beer back" option. If we were the same sex, I'd propose. (rimshot)
I'll come back later.

OMG... First is the best. Then again, second ain't so bad either. Twentieth = ewwwwwwwwwww...

Anyways...

Your statements are valid points, Ashlie. Personally, I believe that all marriages should be banned and that it should be mandatory that everyone has to own a gun. That way no married people will ever shoot someone nor be shot ever again. 

I don't know what is up, I am apparently in a nesting phase. Put together a 10 x 10  metal with netting gazebo thing this past weekend, by myself. Try that sometime. Now I am replacing the steps and deck boards on my back deck. Everything else is OK. Next, I'm building a raised garden thing to grow a couple veggies in. That stuff is like gold at the grocery store. 

Just received a text about a possible gig tomorrow night. I ain't even going to try to get seven people to commit to playing in such a short notice. Plus, there has to be a reason why a festival doesn't have a band lined up for their event the day before it happens. My guess is it must be the 'why don't y'all come down, set up your equipment, play for four hours,  break it all down, take it back to the house, and we'll give you guys a hamburger plate w/chips and a Diet Coke for doing it' kinda thing. Bump that mess.

Kings start Sunday, keep it going guys. The Braves have lost to the Cubs, there goes my cracking on the Cubs thing for the rest of the season. Nick and the Q Cubs nation, please feel free to give me h*ll. I've been reading more on the what's up with the Falcons preseason stuff, I am ready for some football. Hawks, you can do it.

That's it, have a good one.

Later.

No, but, I do know shrinkage when I see it.   

Some other gentleman and I were were discussing our first fap material over brandy and cigars.....we got a huge laugh about this one.  Pam Anderson, Kelli Kapowski, and Kiana were also popular answers.  

I was more of a Lark Voorhies fan.  But yeah...early fap material list....

1.  Kiana...those old ESPN workout shows were straight soft core porn.
2.  Rhonda Shear...USA Up All Night...So many saturday nights and ruined socks.
3.  Tales from the Crypt...Textbook definition of gratuitous nudity.   No show can top this for its dedication to working in boobs each and every week even when nudity didnt fit the script.  
4.  Kelly Lebrock...wore out Weird Science. Wore.It.Out.
5.  Shannon Tweed.  Skinemax.  Word.

No, but, I do know shrinkage when I see it.   

Anyone see the Time cover? :



3's a little old huh.

Yes, and just wow.

So then I guess past 30th is chopped liver.

So I'm supposed to play in a golf tournament tomorrow at 8am..
What's the forecast you ask? 44 degrees with a chance of rain.. s**t

What fellas remember this right here?  Anyone over the age of 30 that doesn't was doing it wrong.   

they kinda do already, they're just as bad as the side that doesn't want to allow moho marriage.   both sides have valid points....either you get caught up in it or you don't....there's no need to get salty about it....u're prob cute when u're all irritated though.

it really just boils down the Money...which I understand the gay point of view on that, but it's not natural....I can't wrap my head around that & say, yea go ahead and be able to get married cause we're just like the straights....uuuuummmm.....no you're not....you're GAY.  Civil union...give em the same benefits....problem solved....now move onto the next BS.  They'll fight for Gay kids programming soon....when does it end....when I die.

So I'm supposed to play in a golf tournament tomorrow at 8am..
What's the forecast you ask? 44 degrees with a chance of rain.. s**t

All mammals have homosexuals.  Humans are the only ones who make a big deal of it.  

I suddenly got a lot more work dumped on me at work.  I don't recall applying for an office manager job.
Now I really have to learn Mac.   More work=more hours=more $$$.     

Have a great Thursday.   I'm gonna play on the computer and try to not get frustrated. 

lol... cause we can NOT get married in the South? Rude.

So I'm supposed to play in a golf tournament tomorrow at 8am..
What's the forecast you ask? 44 degrees with a chance of rain.. s**t

I understand.... you know what I mean.  I'd go with some social animals have homosexual tendcies...they're not totally GAY....they don't spend their entire lives together...eating each others arse.

Random Thoughts...

1.  Can someone find Leigh and find out who the f**k her furry picture was meant for?  Cause i might have to make a ruling and declare Marcus this weeks victim.    The fact Becky didnt play might get her 3 days of PQs.  Im still deciding. 

2.  I take back everything decent ive ever said about Christina Agualekarnarnra.  Who the F**K doesnt wear f**king pants?  Who the f**k let her out of the house in  black bedazzled Depends?   I can overlook the neon orange skin and the fried f**king hair...but put on some go**amn pants!  How old are you...4???   I dont care if her t**s are EEEs and leak pure liquid gold...thats skank. 

3.  Mothers Day is ruining my plans to see The Avengers this weekend.  Go**amn stupid holidays.   Kidding...or not.

4.  Bucket list #234....I feel like robbing a bank.  Anyone want to come along?  I think the number one question is what f**kawesome masks would we wear?  Would we go clowns?  Presidents?  Horror icons?  Panty hose? 

that was for you, darlin

They do if they're penguins or one of the other few species that finds love and stays with them for life. Humans do a lot of things that are only natural for humans and a few other different animals. One of those is having sex just for the fun of it rather than only for procreation. If we passed a law against that, I'd be in a heap of trouble. 

I'm so tired of this gay marriage outrage nonsense. I really hope that when this election year is over, extreme right-wingers and fundamental Christians (who obviously only pick and choose what they want to live by from the bible) can find something else to focus on and go on their little merry way, and we can quietly give these HUMAN BEINGS their due rights as full citizens of this country. I guess equal rights only apply to people as long as they aren't different. I wonder when they'll start focusing on eye color or height or something else we can't change about the way we were born.

Ok..so since im still wearing Janet's stupid hat its illegal. 

So the winner with 10 respects is Marcus.  LMAO..sorry man.  Change up the avatar!  Gotta keep it until June 10th.

we can agree to disagree....my thought process has nothing to do with religion

I don't think most women are born gay....but some dudes....yea they're freaken gay.

So......you playing?

Change it to what? Where? what? lol what poll was that? hang on...

Of course

Gotta change your avatar to the pic someone posted of your furry.  I think a dog or something.

we can agree to disagree....my thought process has nothing to do with religion

I don't think most women are born gay....but some dudes....yea they're freaken gay.

okay... umm how? lol I don't think I've ever changed it before?

...We could (prepare rimshot) if we were cousins.

Save the pic to your computer of course, upload it to the Q in your photo library. Then go to "Edit Profile" and click "Top Photos" and drag & drop..then save. Voila! 

You should have worded that condescendingly and ended it with "Papi." Jess-bot > Siri

Hey everyone, check out this guy's large colorful cock!

That's one big cock!

That is the biggest cock I have ever seen.

That cock's so big, it scares me.

If I saw that cock, I would

jer***fs.

lol

So you're more of a small cock kinda girl?

His cock's name is jerk*ff? How do you know, are you familiar with his cock?

I like for my cock to have some meat on it, although I'd prefer it not to be big enough to kill me.

Would these cocks suffice?

Would these cocks suffice?

The one with Alec Baldwin is on. 

In other news, I just had to buy some respect.  I haven't done that on the Q in about, um, ever.  Well, maybe once or twice.

Evening.

Nellie can't be too happy with her Birdman.

Skipped therapy today to see an apartment, then going to have two showings tomorrow, Twins game Saturday, and Mother's Day stuff Sunday. Busy weekend for me. I should probably fix my sleep schedule soon to make those events easier.

Got WWF and Draw Something updates from Janet earlier today, so that's good to see.

I need food, so I'll be back later.

I get frustrated when people put links to stories on other sites that we have right here on our blog.

I'm not calling out anybody specific today - it happens all of the time. We have a pretty good news area here, guys...you should check it out sometime ;)

That is all.

that's a golf joke, son

1. mmmmmm.....EXCUSE ME.....have we met? I'm pretty much sure most know how freak'n nutso superstitious I am (have we not discussed my pregame rituals, game attire, thought process????) ....not to mention how I always honor a bet (right Doc?). I will NOT be messing with my avatar till the NHL playoffs are over. The fact that you are even considering this punishment, makes me think I should be PQing you for ....well I don't really know how long,,,,,,but it will be long. 

2. I'm hurt. 

3. Jerkhole.

What fellas remember this right here?  Anyone over the age of 30 that doesn't was doing it wrong.   

"We have a pretty good news area here, guys" - I agree, but there's better ones out there. The Big Lead and Deadspin I've been going to for years and usually are the ones to put the news items up first (in the Birdman case, it was within the hour, other articles are one to four days old), and usually are simply written better.

For opinion-based articles, from people whose opinion I respect, I'll read and enjoy them all here.

Also: It doesn't help the Best of the Web on the right column of the home page doesn't update. I told Pat about it a few weeks ago, and he updated it then, but you still have Heat/Knicks Game 1 analysis and Derrick Rose is hurt.

" I agree, but there's better ones out there. The Big Lead and Deadspin I've been going to for years and usually are the ones to put the news items up first (in the Birdman case, it was within the hour, other articles are one to four days old), and usually are simply written better."

I think our writers do a fine job, but we can never have too much quality writing on the site - you're more than welcome to participate. We are trying to build up our writers pool again, after all.

Also - breaking news can be written as a perspective article. I'm not saying FanIQ should be the only sports site people come to for their news etc. but if we do have an article up about whatever it is people are linking, I'm not sure why it never gets linked in here. I thought the Birdman article we had was perfectly adequate. As I was saying though - I wasn't calling you out specifically. This happens all the time.

I would love to get more of you involved in writing for the site - most of you have sound opinions and interesting perspectives and are intelligent enough to write a decent (even if short) article. People basically do it every day in the Locker Room in one post or another. I see posts all the time that I think would flesh out into great blogs. Back before the blog was hidden, we had a lot of writers, and it got a ton of viewers. It frustrates me that it got hidden for so long and people forgot about it. 

Can i write?

Yep!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

" I agree, but there's better ones out there. The Big Lead and Deadspin I've been going to for years and usually are the ones to put the news items up first (in the Birdman case, it was within the hour, other articles are one to four days old), and usually are simply written better."

I think our writers do a fine job, but we can never have too much quality writing on the site - you're more than welcome to participate. We are trying to build up our writers pool again, after all.

Also - breaking news can be written as a perspective article. I'm not saying FanIQ should be the only sports site people come to for their news etc. but if we do have an article up about whatever it is people are linking, I'm not sure why it never gets linked in here. I thought the Birdman article we had was perfectly adequate. As I was saying though - I wasn't calling you out specifically. This happens all the time.

I would love to get more of you involved in writing for the site - most of you have sound opinions and interesting perspectives and are intelligent enough to write a decent (even if short) article. People basically do it every day in the Locker Room in one post or another. I see posts all the time that I think would flesh out into great blogs. Back before the blog was hidden, we had a lot of writers, and it got a ton of viewers. It frustrates me that it got hidden for so long and people forgot about it. 

I went to see The Avengers 3-D last night, it was well worth the money. Even had the movie sucked, getting to repeatedly see Scarlett Johansen's a$$ in tight leather pants in 3-D would have made it worth the price of admission. I didn't get to eat sushi, by the time my friend got done with softball and we took his pregnant wife home. We didn't have enough time to get to our favorite sushi restaurant before they closed.

Check out hipster rogs in 35 years!



Go ahead North Carolians

Anybody can write, you know this. At the top of the site right next to the "Profile" tab, there's a little orange "edit" type icon. Hover over that, and it will give you all of the different options of things you can create. Click "Article". Remember though...if you want it to be taken seriously and have the possibility of being featured, you might want to keep the **** and stuff like that to a minimum. 

Would i get a fancy pencil next to my name? 

If you were awesome and ended up writing stuff that gets featured all of the time and wanted to make that type of commitment, heck yea

I like for my cock to have some meat on it, although I'd prefer it not to be big enough to kill me.

Is there an entertainment section?  Movies? Games?

Hmmmm....so I found out why that class with 10 kids is winning. Apparently one of the 10 kids fathers posted a thread on letsgokings.com. How nice. I checked it out, and now I want to punch some Kings fans. Apparently, my pic is not worthy because of my little boy who's wearing a Sacramento Kings jersey. Jerkholes. I cringed when I saw that he had that jersey, but he was so excited to wear it because it was "Kings" colors with the word "Kings" on it I wasn't going to tell him to put it the hell away. Sigh. If I lose because of this, I'm ok with it. 

People suck balls.

Is that allowed? I mean the guy that posted a thread? Weren't they losing before?

I just joined and posted in the thread. 

I guess it just baffles me that anybody - anybody - would want to infringe on anybody else's rights due to a lifestyle that doesn't affect them. Whether you believe it's by choice or they're born a certain way, what does it fricking matter to people? The "sanctity" of marriage might be tarnished? Come on - like straight people are keeping that sanctity so glistening clean. 

I'm over this conversation. People make me really sad.