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okay fellow iquers my daughter stopped by last night around supper time( not unusual) she had an associate from her work with her she was giving a ride home.I had supper almost done my daughters favorite(meatloaf,mash taters,gravy,collards) so I invited them to stay they accepted,after the meal was sitting on the deck and her new friend was talking about her and her boyfriend when she said I cant't believe he wants me to get my boobs reduced she said how many guys want their gf/boobs smaller, wow sure embarrased my daughter and me but the wife jumped in and said tell him to accept you for how you are and immediately changed the subject,sorry for being so long winded .My question is what is the strangest or weirdest thing someone ever said to you in general conversation
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#1 | 393 days ago

i was told last night that i had "a facial expression that was 'amazed and confused.' that it looked like the face of a dumb chick driving along the edge of the grand canyon for the first time, marveling at its beauty, but at the same time, not knowing where she's supposed to be going." it was surreal. then we went right back in to baseball.
  
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#1 | 393 days ago

i was told last night that i had "a facial expression that was 'amazed and confused.' that it looked like the face of a dumb chick driving along the edge of the grand canyon for the first time, marveling at its beauty, but at the same time, not knowing where she's supposed to be going." it was surreal. then we went right back in to baseball.
#2 | 393 days ago

HAHAHA!  

I once had a girl ask me if she could put mash potatoes on my feet and then lick it off. (gross)
And, I once had a gay man ask me if I wanted to be his escort for the night. (gross and ewwwww!) sorry Janet! 
I like big boobs  
#3 | 393 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i was told last night that i had "a facial expression that was 'amazed and confused.' that it looked like the face of a dumb chick driving along the edge of the grand canyon for the first time, marveling at its beauty, but at the same time, not knowing where she's supposed to be going." it was surreal. then we went right back in to baseball.
that was the straight to DVD sequel to Dazed and Confused wasn't it?

Anyway, I can't think of anything right off hand since I don't really find anything taboo or off limits, so I'm gonna share a joke from Dave Chappelle that has to do with this topic.
White people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ask a white guy who's he votin' for, like, "Hey, Bob, who you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy. So I was f**kin' my wife in her a*s, right? And let me tell you, it was something else." "Yeah, yeah, but who are you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave, come on with the voting! I'm trying to tell you about f**king my wife in the a*s, and you're asking me all these personal questions."
#4 | 393 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
that was the straight to DVD sequel to Dazed and Confused wasn't it?

Anyway, I can't think of anything right off hand since I don't really find anything taboo or off limits, so I'm gonna share a joke from Dave Chappelle that has to do with this topic.
White people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ask a white guy who's he votin' for, like, "Hey, Bob, who you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy. So I was f**kin' my wife in her a*s, right? And let me tell you, it was something else." "Yeah, yeah, but who are you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave, come on with the voting! I'm trying to tell you about f**king my wife in the a*s, and you're asking me all these personal questions."
laugh...
I don't get it...frown
I like big boobs  
#5 | 393 days ago

I get random s**t said to me ALL the time.  People like to strike up conversations with me, and seem to lose their filter when they do so, so this is almost a daily thing.

I was dancing in a club once and a guy came up to me and said, "God, your hair smells amazing.  It's just so amazing, it smells soooo good, like ... like ... Pert."  indecision  I was expecting something a little ... more creative?  Whatever.

In high school, I had a friend who weighed about 300lbs. and one day she put her arm around me and said, "J, we big girls need to stick together."  indecision  I was still kinda chubby at that point, but really?  Really?

In the supermarket once, I was on line and putting my stuff on the belt and the (crazy) woman behind me taps me on the shoulder and hands me a coupon for honey.  I thanked her, but then told her that I wasn't buying any honey.  She looked at me like I had 9 heads and said, "Well, don't you think you SHOULD be?"  indecision  Ummm, I don't know.  Should I?  
#6 | 393 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
that was the straight to DVD sequel to Dazed and Confused wasn't it?

Anyway, I can't think of anything right off hand since I don't really find anything taboo or off limits, so I'm gonna share a joke from Dave Chappelle that has to do with this topic.
White people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ask a white guy who's he votin' for, like, "Hey, Bob, who you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy. So I was f**kin' my wife in her a*s, right? And let me tell you, it was something else." "Yeah, yeah, but who are you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave, come on with the voting! I'm trying to tell you about f**king my wife in the a*s, and you're asking me all these personal questions."
I love that joke!
#7 | 393 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
On my way home last night, I passed by a bus stop near my house, and this guy waiting for the bus greets me as I pass by, asks how I am, then proceeds to tell me he just had his gall bladder removed.    Um, okay. 

(not sure, but I think he was trying to work up to asking for a hand-out.  Trying to soften my resolve, working for a sympathy vote or something.)
#8 | 393 days ago

over  the years  lots of strange stuff said to me, about me etc.etc.  my usual reply is   "like i give a sh*t, get lost" 
other  
#9 | 392 days ago

Give me a few to think about this
I like big boobs  
#10 | 392 days ago

Am I the only one?????

#11 | 392 days ago
18packabs (+)

Big Breasts are Beautiful, no need for a redution. wink
other  
#12 | 392 days ago

I teach in a middle school and have 12 year old twin daughters. My life is filled with the "strange" and "weird" being worked into conversations. FAR too many to go into detail with my poor typing skills...
I like big boobs  
#13 | 392 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Big Breasts are Beautiful, no need for a redution. wink
I love boobies.
I like big boobs  

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