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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
23 Fans 
17%a. OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...
22%b. Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...
0%c. Cheers! To the holidays... All 365 of them!
13%d. The only thing a girl should chase...is her vodka...
17%e. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....
9%f. Firefly shot of lemonade...
22%g. Beaneaters to the rescue...

 &nbp;
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#7 | 830 days ago

I want to hug and eat pancakes with EVERYONE!!!!

You had me at hello, big guy.

(no....that's not the Brawny towel guy wearing a Kings jersey, that's a F**KING PLAYOFF HERO~!  #PENNER)

***Oh....and even though I'm feeling all unicorns, pancakes, puppies, rainbows, etc........I want to still type this in regards to Brown's hit last night and Mike "The Slasher" Smith's comments last night. Brown's hit happened at about a blink of an eye after the whistle was blown. He was not going for the knees, Desert Dog had his head down, and Brown made a shoulder hit. Smith comparing that hit with what Torres did to Hossa is RETARDED. That hit isn't why you lost this series. NOW.....HUGS!


**I can't get this smile off my face!
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
  
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#1 | 830 days ago

Hump Day and its getting warmer day by day- Hope all have a safe and fulfilling holiday weekend


1st???
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#2 | 830 days ago
unopescatore (+)

not much today....Deadliest Catch was cool....40ft waves...sh-t even I'd blow chunks.

Lets go Devils!!!!
#3 | 830 days ago
18packabs (+)

HUMP DAY.......that is all. wink
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#4 | 830 days ago

Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me,

Good day me hearties,

First of all, congrats to the KINGS for making the STANLEY CUP finals and thank you for bouncing those beyotches from Phoenix. 

Cubs losing streak reached 8 last night.  We flat out suck.....that said, wait till next year!

Had a guy try and fight me @ softball last night.  There was a close play at 3rd base in which I was covering the bag (I was pitching).  It was definitely an out (I always play fair and it often angers my teammates).  Anyways, the next batter hit a base clearing triple and Billy Bada*s started running his chompers from the dugout saying things like "that's what you get for cheating bit*h."  I just gave him a long, mean stare.  He then says "it's just a game pal!"  I responded by saying "I know that, but do you needled*ck?"  Some more heated words were exchanged and then the ump intervened.  Fast forward to the last inning.....they take the lead on us and are making damn sure I hear them celebrating.  Down 18-16 in the bottom half, we came back and won.  I was the 3rd base coach and I too made damn sure they heard (and witnessed) me celebrating.  So during the handshakes after the game, a guy that wasn't even involved in the confrontation sprints from center field (dude was DETERMINED lol) and cuts the line....he says "you apologize to my teammate or I'm not shaking your hand."  I just laughed and said "I guess we aren't shaking hands then" and kept walking.  Next thing I know he shoved me in my back.....I turn around and my buddy already has him in a headlock.  A bunch of pushing and shoving was done, but it was over after three umps got involved threatening to kick us out of the league.  I'm supposed to get a call from the league today.  If I get "suspended" I'm going to be pissed.  I didn't even start the damn thing......

Anyways, I'm getting heated just thinking about it.  Thank God we play them again.....I am going to do everything in my power to hit a line drive right off his dome.  What a bunch of nancyboys.  

Welp, have a good day and remember to turn your phone to Lebron Mode during meetings.  
#5 | 830 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Need some help from my NBA fan friends.. Who's this ugly chick behind Wade that plays for the Heat(*hat tip to JD)?


#6 | 830 days ago

here's the story of how i am just not meant to be a hockey fan:

- i giggle through the whole thing. it really is a silly looking sport.

- i have never seen a team actually score. i know it's gotta happen though because sometimes teams win.

- last night i had just gotten home and roomie was watching the kings. during the broadcast, they showed the most stereotypical hockey player. pasty, red hair, missing tooth (maybe teeth. it was a large gap), and it just tickled us so we rewound the tv just to see him again. then went back to live and the kings were celebrating for scoring the winning goal. in that maybe 15 seconds we were off it. i feel like i really missed my opportunity again to love and appreciate the game.

- regardless, becky, i am totally stoked for ya girl!

- i don't know why about the bullets.
#7 | 830 days ago

I want to hug and eat pancakes with EVERYONE!!!!

You had me at hello, big guy.

(no....that's not the Brawny towel guy wearing a Kings jersey, that's a F**KING PLAYOFF HERO~!  #PENNER)

***Oh....and even though I'm feeling all unicorns, pancakes, puppies, rainbows, etc........I want to still type this in regards to Brown's hit last night and Mike "The Slasher" Smith's comments last night. Brown's hit happened at about a blink of an eye after the whistle was blown. He was not going for the knees, Desert Dog had his head down, and Brown made a shoulder hit. Smith comparing that hit with what Torres did to Hossa is RETARDED. That hit isn't why you lost this series. NOW.....HUGS!


**I can't get this smile off my face!
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#8 | 830 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I want to hug and eat pancakes with EVERYONE!!!!

You had me at hello, big guy.

(no....that's not the Brawny towel guy wearing a Kings jersey, that's a F**KING PLAYOFF HERO~!  #PENNER)

***Oh....and even though I'm feeling all unicorns, pancakes, puppies, rainbows, etc........I want to still type this in regards to Brown's hit last night and Mike "The Slasher" Smith's comments last night. Brown's hit happened at about a blink of an eye after the whistle was blown. He was not going for the knees, Desert Dog had his head down, and Brown made a shoulder hit. Smith comparing that hit with what Torres did to Hossa is RETARDED. That hit isn't why you lost this series. NOW.....HUGS!


**I can't get this smile off my face!
THAT'S THE GUY!!
#9 | 830 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Need some help from my NBA fan friends.. Who's this ugly chick behind Wade that plays for the Heat(*hat tip to JD)?


Louis Amundson - actually plays for Indy




http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3041/louis-amundson
#10 | 830 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
THAT'S THE GUY!!
Ha.....I read your post after posting. AWESOME!
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#11 | 830 days ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this last night behind the Phoenix bench.. But really, how could you miss it
Jugs!!!!!!!!
#12 | 830 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this last night behind the Phoenix bench.. But really, how could you miss it
Jugs!!!!!!!!
They've been there for all three games in Phoenix. I think I first read about them immediately after game 1. lol
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#13 | 830 days ago

Ha!

Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#14 | 830 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this last night behind the Phoenix bench.. But really, how could you miss it
Jugs!!!!!!!!
#15 | 830 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Ha!

You gotta feel good for Penner, he went from a Continental punch line where an entire city was wishing he had AIDS to a cult hero in the span of a month
#16 | 830 days ago

Congrats again to the Kings.  Coyotes fans, what a hell of a ride.  I don't think anyone believed on opening night that Phoenix and L.A. would be the last 2 teams standing in the west.  Beating a division rival for a trip to the finals is priceless.  As for Richards and Carter, is it any wonder that I suddenly don't hate those 2 as much now that they're not Flyers anymore?
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#17 | 830 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Ha!

<---immature dirty mind
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#18 | 830 days ago

Working with stupid people is hard, first you explain them what to do in excruciating details,
then you help them do it and in the end you do it any way.


GO KINGS!!
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#19 | 830 days ago

Morning gorgeous!smiley

I'm exhausted! As soon I finish to type this I'll go back to bed. I swear. It's awful to be sit a lot of time, at school I spent the most of time walking around, checking my student's work and I wasn't as tired as I am now, I spend a lot of time in front of the computer that I think very soon I'll become in a sort of blob with just a hand with one finger to click on the mouse, a big eye and a tiny mouth to sip coffee.frown

See you later. Have a great morning.

heartyou all.
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#20 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Happy Wednesday!

I know it is especially a HAPPY day for one chica!   WAY TO GO KINGS!   Happy for all of the KING fans on here!

No matter what the outcome of the Finals is, enjoy the ride!  It's been a special year for you and your team no matter what!

JD - Next time you play that team, make sure you invite me to the game or have me play!

Talk about softball thrillers! Sorry, no fight story but, still!  In our game last night, we are up 16-5, it's the bottom of the 5th and all of a sudden, our team can't catch, field or throw a ball to save their life!  We gave them 10 outs in the 5th. They ended up scoring 9 runs to make it 16-14. After the inning, the ump mentions that the 6th inning will be the last inning due to time. There is a 1 hour limit per game. So, we were able to push 2 across to make it 18-14. They bat and we give them more gifts! Our LF missed a routine flyball....he didn't even get a glove on it! WTF?!?!  angry Our 2B botched a routine ground ball and DP which reminded me of Alex Gonzalez and the 2003 CUBS! They end up getting the first 3 guys on and in to make it 18-17. The bases are loaded and still no outs. Winning run at 2B!  I was able to strike out the next batter on a wicked knuckle ball. Yep, I threw an under hand, slow pitch knuckle ball. The next guy up hits a smash to the left side of 2B. Our SS dives, gets up and steps on 2B and rifles a throw to 1B for the DP and a WIN! Amazing how our team can looks so good for a majority of the game and then pfffffffttttt, like a fart in the wind!

How about some old school music? A little Grandmaster Flash


OH SNAP!






Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#21 | 830 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
Hi youse guys!!

You know what makes this neat?  I am sure everyone on here has a genuine opinion about every sport and everyone's favorite sports' teams...I'm sure we all like and dislike each others' clubs with a raw passion.

But this one is different.  Maybe the Kings and the organization were a bunch of lovable losers that only Teach had any given faith to (Glenda, I feel that this will reflect you one season soon...It WILL happen), but you can plainly see everyone has taken a liking to the L.A. KINGS and this great run.  We all are happy to see B bouncing off the internet walls with glee as they mow azz thru the Stanley Cup.  Its not like me and my rantings for the Lakers, or J Swole and the Bears, or Stoney and the Rockies- no, this one is a true Fan's Tale.

Today, I would like to raise a coffee mug (that's all I got) and toast Becky and the Kings - she made all of us fans and THEY RESPONDED!!  Good luck in the Cup Final...I do want them to meet the Rangers, but in the end - KICK PUCK, KINGS!!


PS....Where is Clownie??   I need a TOTD!!

Don't make me come up with one!! 
yessmiley
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#22 | 830 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Happy Wednesday!

I know it is especially a HAPPY day for one chica!   WAY TO GO KINGS!   Happy for all of the KING fans on here!

No matter what the outcome of the Finals is, enjoy the ride!  It's been a special year for you and your team no matter what!

JD - Next time you play that team, make sure you invite me to the game or have me play!

Talk about softball thrillers! Sorry, no fight story but, still!  In our game last night, we are up 16-5, it's the bottom of the 5th and all of a sudden, our team can't catch, field or throw a ball to save their life!  We gave them 10 outs in the 5th. They ended up scoring 9 runs to make it 16-14. After the inning, the ump mentions that the 6th inning will be the last inning due to time. There is a 1 hour limit per game. So, we were able to push 2 across to make it 18-14. They bat and we give them more gifts! Our LF missed a routine flyball....he didn't even get a glove on it! WTF?!?!  angry Our 2B botched a routine ground ball and DP which reminded me of Alex Gonzalez and the 2003 CUBS! They end up getting the first 3 guys on and in to make it 18-17. The bases are loaded and still no outs. Winning run at 2B!  I was able to strike out the next batter on a wicked knuckle ball. Yep, I threw an under hand, slow pitch knuckle ball. The next guy up hits a smash to the left side of 2B. Our SS dives, gets up and steps on 2B and rifles a throw to 1B for the DP and a WIN! Amazing how our team can looks so good for a majority of the game and then pfffffffttttt, like a fart in the wind!

How about some old school music? A little Grandmaster Flash


OH SNAP!






You use gloves??
#23 | 830 days ago

Baby understand me now
If sometimes you see that I'm mad
Don't you know no one alive can always be an angel
When everything goes wrong, you see some bad
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
O lord please don't let me be misunderstood

Misunderstood aint gotta be explained
But you don't understand me so let me explain
Stood in the heat, the flames, the snow
please slow down hurricane
The wind blow, my dreads swang
He had hair like wool, like wayne
dropping ashes in the bible
i shake em out and they fall on the rifle
scary, hail mary no tale fairy
all real very, extraordinary
perry mason facing, the barrel if he tattle
my God is my judge, no gown no gavel
i'm a rebel, down to battle
now or never, i would never in the ever
f**king fantastic, f**k if you agree i'm bright
but i don't give a f**k if you see me

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good
O lord please don't let me be misunderstood

What's understood aint gotta be explained
so for those who understand meet Dwayne
for 8 and a half months i gave ms. cit da pain
now it's young money baby, keep the change
my mama say f**k em and we the same
so hello mothaf**ka you got some sheets to change
and aint it funny how people change like easter sunday
you know church fit then outfit,
bright pink and green chest look house lit
bright pinky rings but that aint about this
what you bout bitch
excuse my french emotion in my passion
but I wear my heart on my sleeve like it's the new fashion
what are you asking, if i don't have the answer
it's probably on the web, like i'm a damn tarantula
but i know you don't understand, cuz you thought lil wayne is weezy
but weezy is wayne

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood
#24 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
You use gloves??
12 inch - yes....you try catching a hard 12 inch (no pun intended, ladies cheeky) with your hands and they will be broken!
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#25 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Who would have predicted when the founding fathers created "United States of America", they encoded Osama's name into our money as a warning........ Oh the conspiracy theorists!  (lol)


Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#26 | 830 days ago

First and foremost, WTG KINGS!!!!!!!  (Dee you said it perfectly)

Wasn't able to find the game on TV last night, so watched a plethora of season finales and almost finales instead, while "watching" the game on Twitter.  Thank God for all those wonderful tweeters who update the game minute by minute.  

Work has been very taxing at the Liquor Store.  The stalker I told you all about months ago is off her meds again.  We had a confrontation a couple of weeks ago, and the first day back that we had to work together, I apologized for yelling at her, and explained why she cannot talk about my personal business when the mood strikes her.  Yesterday I found a "thank you" car in my locker.  Yes, she went into my locker.  The card was a "thank you" for apologizing and acknowledging MY problem.  ARRRGGGHHH. There was no mention of the fact that her incredibly big mouth and lack of restraint.  No mention that she would apologize to my boss at the golf course for opening her big mouth and saying things she shouldn't.  Nothing.  When I hadn't mentioned the card to her by mid afternoon, she told me she hadn't snooped thru my locker when she put the card in.  I told her that she should hand me anything she wants to give me, that going in MY locker is an infringement, AGAIN on my personal business.  She looked at me with a dumb look on her face.  She just doesn't get the word PRIVATE.  My son got me a lock.  No one locks their lockers because we have to grab stuff out of them throughout the day - a change of shoes, an apron, a sweater or vest, depending on what we are doing.  I'm so frustrated.  

Can't wait for a few days off.  I need it.

Have a wonderful day all, and thanks for letting me vent.  Love ya all.
The only thing a girl should chase...is her vodka...  
#27 | 830 days ago

Good morning, bitches.

Well, semi-good for me since my best friend's stepdad is dying, apparently.  *sigh*  That's all I wanna say about that.  Let's get on to more interesting things.  I've been a bit busy lately, but the news has been kinda funny recently, right?  Some of this may be old, but get over it, it's new to me.

Ugh, gross.  Who the hell even WANTS to go to an all-you-can-eat fish fry?  
... oh, lesbians.  And that dude, apparently.

Bristol Palin is a stupid c**t.  Why is she famous again?  Why does anyone care what she thinks?  She was tweeting all this crap about how bad it is that the president came out and said that he supports gay marriage because kids need a mom and dad around for a stable upbringing.  Oh yeah?  How's that out of wedlock child you're raising alone doing Bristol?  The one you had when you were a teenager.  Yeah.  That's what I thought.  Shut the f**k up.

And in John Travolta news, what's the count up to now?  7 masseurs that are filing suit against him?  This dude has been through enough already, c'mon now.  If anyone deserves a happy ending, it's him.  

PS - I might be making a poll or two today.  I expect you all to take them.  Or at least come up with a clever excuse why you're not.  Thanks.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#28 | 830 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
12 inch - yes....you try catching a hard 12 inch (no pun intended, ladies cheeky) with your hands and they will be broken!
I only ever played 16". Gloves are not allowed. Except in the Indiana league I was in, but they do everything backwards in that country. 

No wonder you have these ridiculous scores. I bet you can hit one of those 12" balls nine miles.
#29 | 830 days ago
unopescatore (+)

good job kings....but I'm not fan.
#30 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I only ever played 16". Gloves are not allowed. Except in the Indiana league I was in, but they do everything backwards in that country. 

No wonder you have these ridiculous scores. I bet you can hit one of those 12" balls nine miles.
The fences, at the park I play at, are 300 feet.  It's still a pretty good poke to clear the fence, especially since it's underhand slow pitch,  but I hit 4 last summer and have 1 in 3 games played this year.
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#31 | 830 days ago

Guess what this guy was arrested for?

#32 | 830 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Who would have predicted when the founding fathers created "United States of America", they encoded Osama's name into our money as a warning........ Oh the conspiracy theorists!  (lol)


#33 | 830 days ago
unopescatore (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Good morning, bitches.

Well, semi-good for me since my best friend's stepdad is dying, apparently.  *sigh*  That's all I wanna say about that.  Let's get on to more interesting things.  I've been a bit busy lately, but the news has been kinda funny recently, right?  Some of this may be old, but get over it, it's new to me.

Ugh, gross.  Who the hell even WANTS to go to an all-you-can-eat fish fry?  
... oh, lesbians.  And that dude, apparently.

Bristol Palin is a stupid c**t.  Why is she famous again?  Why does anyone care what she thinks?  She was tweeting all this crap about how bad it is that the president came out and said that he supports gay marriage because kids need a mom and dad around for a stable upbringing.  Oh yeah?  How's that out of wedlock child you're raising alone doing Bristol?  The one you had when you were a teenager.  Yeah.  That's what I thought.  Shut the f**k up.

And in John Travolta news, what's the count up to now?  7 masseurs that are filing suit against him?  This dude has been through enough already, c'mon now.  If anyone deserves a happy ending, it's him.  

PS - I might be making a poll or two today.  I expect you all to take them.  Or at least come up with a clever excuse why you're not.  Thanks.
Why is she famous again?  Why does anyone care what she thinks?


ummmmm.....u care apparently....people of u're ilk make her famous....come on now Janet.   U just hate on her cause she's not homoliciuos. wink  I had no idea chubby Bristol said anything till ya posted it.
#34 | 830 days ago

(Edited by derms33)
I watched a great NHL Game Last night...Congrats Kings and Penner...and Teach

I watched some brutal hits in the Heat/Pacers game...yet no body hit LeBron because they fear and admire him more than compete against him...WOW, did Pittman B-Line and drop Stevenson with a flying elbow...that was some Tito Santana $hit

D Wade got his eyes raked by Hansborough, which, to me, was warranted, D-Wade has terrible vision...he dated Star Jones folks, he could use a free eye rake

Got  text @3:30 AM from a friend that seemed to be meant for someone else...my guess is it wasn't for his wife either...I will just stay out of that
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#35 | 830 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I only ever played 16". Gloves are not allowed. Except in the Indiana league I was in, but they do everything backwards in that country. 

No wonder you have these ridiculous scores. I bet you can hit one of those 12" balls nine miles.
I'm also kinda stunned by the scores in Nick and JDs leagues.  Who pitches, or is it Tball?winkI'm available
if you pay for my plane ticket.  Just sayin.............


I only work half days for the rest of the week, so looks like I will have to unpack and officially move it.  Giant
house with no storage space or closets.  Time to be creative.

Have two Florida lobsters in the freezer.  Have some cream, thinking Lobster Newburg, followed by a couple
mile walk on the beach tonight, if it doesn't thunderstorm again.

Wrap your brains around this one:

The only thing a girl should chase...is her vodka...  
#36 | 830 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
Why is she famous again?  Why does anyone care what she thinks?


ummmmm.....u care apparently....people of u're ilk make her famous....come on now Janet.   U just hate on her cause she's not homoliciuos. wink  I had no idea chubby Bristol said anything till ya posted it.
No, YOU didn't know because they conceal that kind of information in the news.  

Oh, and no, I don't hate her because she's not pro-gay marriage.  I hate her because she's a hypocritical, self-entitled moron who is only famous for two things ... penetration and having a retarded mother. 
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#37 | 830 days ago
unopescatore (+)

jswol54 wrote:
Guess what this guy was arrested for?

Man Arrested for OWI with Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat of Truck

#38 | 830 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Guess what this guy was arrested for?

insider trading?
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#39 | 830 days ago
unopescatore (+)

janet011685 wrote:
No, YOU didn't know because they conceal that kind of information in the news.  

Oh, and no, I don't hate her because she's not pro-gay marriage.  I hate her because she's a hypocritical, self-entitled moron who is only famous for two things ... penetration and having a retarded mother. 
if ya say so
#40 | 830 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I'm also kinda stunned by the scores in Nick and JDs leagues.  Who pitches, or is it Tball?winkI'm available
if you pay for my plane ticket.  Just sayin.............


I only work half days for the rest of the week, so looks like I will have to unpack and officially move it.  Giant
house with no storage space or closets.  Time to be creative.

Have two Florida lobsters in the freezer.  Have some cream, thinking Lobster Newburg, followed by a couple
mile walk on the beach tonight, if it doesn't thunderstorm again.

Wrap your brains around this one:

I've already admitted my Tuesday night team is flat out terrible.  Hell, calling them terrible is an insult to terrible people 'round the world.  For instance, while pitching last night I had a ball hit DIRECTLY at me @ the mound.  I scoop it up and go to lob it to 1st base.  One problem.  Our IDIOT 1st baseman was going for the ball too.  He said he was "backing me up."  I just shook my head and didn't say a word.  The fact that we won last night should tell you how bad the other team was.  I committed to play so I'll see my way thru it....but I'm going to be drunk every game. 
#41 | 830 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#42 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
jswol54 wrote:



 (edited) DAMN IT, STONEY!   That's 2x this week that you and I were on the same page!  (lmao) - once again, you got it in first!
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#43 | 830 days ago


I will also pass on my congrats to the Kings.  I know all to well and much more then most being a "Saints" fan how great it is when that magical season finally happens for a team that has never seen such glory , kings not as bad as the saints since they have made finals with in reason history but still its been quite a while (and im not sure if they have won the cup before or not?). Either way can they get the big pay off now , sometimes ya watch a team and the way things bounce and little things happen and say , maybe its just their year. Sure seems like Kings may be sitting in just that kind of spot where it all comes together.  yes Enjoy Becky smiley


Calling Bristol Palin a moron is being quite nice about it , you were a lot closer when you were at c**t , Janet !   Talk about someone with no room to talk about the "things" other people should and shouldn't be allowed to do indecision


Baseball Day Games -  How can you not enjoy em cool



I guess i have to end the meaningless rambling at some point , so may as well be here. How about a song


There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And Bingo was his name-o.

 

Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#44 | 830 days ago

Nick__ wrote:



 (edited) DAMN IT, STONEY!   That's 2x this week that you and I were on the same page!  (lmao) - once again, you got it in first!
Seriously though....you just now heard about the Osama dollar bill trick? 
#45 | 830 days ago

New blood joins this earth
And quickly he's subdued
Through constant pained disgrace
The young boy learns their rules

With time the child draws in
This whipping boy done wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts
The young man struggles on and on, he's known
A vow unto his own
That never from this day
His will they'll take away

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven

They dedicate their lives
To running all of his
He tries to please them all
This bitter man he is

Throughout his life the same
He's battled constantly
This fight he cannot win
A tired man they see no longer cares
The old man then prepares
To die regretfully
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/m/metallica-lyrics/the-unforgiven-lyrics.html ]
That old man here is me

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven

Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven

You labelled me
I'll label you
So I dub thee unforgiven

Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven

You labell me
I'll label you
So I dub thee unforgiven

Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#46 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

jswol54 wrote:
Seriously though....you just now heard about the Osama dollar bill trick? 
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#47 | 830 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
I Love You.....Beth Cooper is on, man this movie sucks! But Hayden is f**king hot, it does have it's funny moments. But overall this is a sh**ty movie.

If you are working you may not want to open this....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGU2-TuZnGM
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#48 | 830 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
#49 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I Love You.....Beth Cooper is on, man this movie sucks! But Hayden is f**king hot, it does have it's funny moments. But overall this is a sh**ty movie.

If you are working you may not want to open this....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGU2-TuZnGM
Have you seen Scream 18 or whatever the hell # they are on?  She was the ONLY reason that movie was even somewhat tolerable. 
#50 | 830 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Have you seen Scream 18 or whatever the hell # they are on?  She was the ONLY reason that movie was even somewhat tolerable. 
Yeah I went and watched it the first week it was out, there is a lot of fine ass in that movie. If that town actually existed and I lived there. I would need a lot of roofies or money. There would be no way I would ever get laid there otherwise.
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#51 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Yeah I went and watched it the first week it was out, there is a lot of fine ass in that movie. If that town actually existed and I lived there. I would need a lot of roofies or money. There would be no way I would ever get laid there otherwise.
Haha.  You're right...there was a lot of talent on display.  It just wasn't of the acting variety. 

#52 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Yeah I went and watched it the first week it was out, there is a lot of fine ass in that movie. If that town actually existed and I lived there. I would need a lot of roofies or money. There would be no way I would ever get laid there otherwise.
Yeah, that was when I co-shared your crush on her.  She was totally doable in that movie.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#53 | 830 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Yeah, that was when I co-shared your crush on her.  She was totally doable in that movie.
I think I haven't seen it because you crushed on her. I don't get it with her... and I don't want to, I guess. It is time for me to see it though, it's on everyday now.
#54 | 830 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Yeah, that was when I co-shared your crush on her.  She was totally doable in that movie.
Some how she made hair this short look hot, and not lesbian-ish!
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#55 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Some how she made hair this short look hot, and not lesbian-ish!
I think the hair made me swoon a little more.  Takes a special girl to pull off angry lesbian hair like that.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#56 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Some how she made hair this short look hot, and not lesbian-ish!
The thought of her engaging in girl on girl just makes her that much hotter IYAM. 
#57 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Yeah, we know....the CUBS SUCK!

But, did anyone see this play from last nights' game?

Campana
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#58 | 830 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
janet011685 wrote:
I think the hair made me swoon a little more.  Takes a special girl to pull off angry lesbian hair like that.
I think it is cause her role in Scream 4, she didn't play the "sweet, innocent girl next door" for a change. That role had a little more tattooed party girl to it. Sure her parents might have thought she was innocent, but everyone knew she was doing "bonerrails" at the party, in the bathroom with the captain of the football team.
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#59 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I think the hair made me swoon a little more.  Takes a special girl to pull off angry lesbian hair like that.
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#60 | 830 days ago

What are bonerails?
#61 | 830 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Guess what this guy was arrested for?

"Impersonating an Officer"?  (the Kev beat me to my real guess)
Whatup?
      First, Big-ups to Becky's Kings for advancing to the Finals for Lord Stanley's Cup. I am a proud Bandwagoner on this, but it's okay. Second, Shout outs to Green Bay Packers WR & native H-Towner Donald Driver for winning the Mirror Ball last night (don't judge me) . Lastly, to piggy-back on J'S post WTF goes to Bristol as well. Nobody said a word when she was a stowaway on Dancing with the the Stars  a couple years back.( DO NOT judge me)  Shudda called it "Dancing with the Stars & the daughter of a moose hunter" too long, huh? Bottom line, if you wanna extend your "15 minuites of fame" do like everybody else...make a sex tape.
Firefly shot of lemonade...  
#62 | 830 days ago

It's your move, people!
#63 | 830 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
kobe_lova wrote:
What are bonerails?
snorting a certain white powder off an erect penis.
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#64 | 830 days ago

Oh lord :|
#65 | 830 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh lord :|
You probably have no clue what a "rainbow party" is, then either.
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#66 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
sad  Heartsick Pitbull stays with dead friend for 14 hours



A heartbroken male pit bull stayed with its dead friend for 14 hours over the weekend, after the female pit bull was struck and killed by a car in Phoenix. The male pit bull was seen nuzzling its dead mate even as passersby and local business owners left behind food for the dog. The photos of the dogs were widely shared on Facebook, which inspired one outraged woman in Chicago to call the mayor's office in Phoenix to demand action from the city's animal control staff. "They are going to look into this and find out why it took them 14.5 hours to get the dogs picked up," Karyn Aspan said. The dog is now being cared for; his handlers say he was so withdrawn that he might not be adoptable, though inquiries from the public have been made.
The dog is now being cared for; his handlers say he was so withdrawn that he might not be adoptable, though inquiries from the public have been made. 
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#67 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#68 | 830 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
What are bonerails?
I don't know, but I recall an episode of It's Always Sunny where a jockey wanted to do rails off of Charlie's boner. 
#69 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
You probably have no clue what a "rainbow party" is, then either.
Any party thrown by me.

Well, that's one definition, at least, let's be honest.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#70 | 830 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
janet011685 wrote:
Any party thrown by me.

Well, that's one definition, at least, let's be honest.
Well it is possible that your kind of rainbow party could turn into the kind of rainbow party that I am talking about.
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#71 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
You probably have no clue what a "rainbow party" is, then either.
I think I saw this on an episode of SVU, but I can't be sure.... :|
#72 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
janet011685 wrote:
Any party thrown by me.

Well, that's one definition, at least, let's be honest.
Must add that to my bucket list!  - the original definition, NOT Janet's version!
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#73 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Well it is possible that your kind of rainbow party could turn into the kind of rainbow party that I am talking about.
High school kids these days and their crazy parties.....speaking of funny hs themed parties....sucks to be this girl...

#74 | 830 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
High school kids these days and their crazy parties.....speaking of funny hs themed parties....sucks to be this girl...

Is it her responsibility to start and stop the music?
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#75 | 830 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Is it her responsibility to start and stop the music?
I think she supplies the lip balm and Valtrex.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#76 | 830 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I think she supplies the lip balm and Valtrex.
And condo.....nevermind.  Kids don't even know what those are anymore. 
#77 | 830 days ago

Sucks to be this kid too......

#78 | 830 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
And condo.....nevermind.  Kids don't even know what those are anymore. 
At first I thought you literally meant "condo", and I was confused.  
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated....  
#79 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Is it her responsibility to start and stop the music?
She's the mop up girl!
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#80 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Any party thrown by me.

Well, that's one definition, at least, let's be honest.
Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#81 | 830 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Astros uniforms of old will be new again,,,,,,,,,,,these doggies just reminded me,,,,HA!!  Marlins will not be the uggo kids next year.
http://www.ballparkdigest.com/201205234917/major-league-baseball/news/new-astros-uniforms-bring-back-the-rainbow
The only thing a girl should chase...is her vodka...  
#82 | 830 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Beaneaters to the rescue...  
#83 | 830 days ago

Congrats to the Kings! I still contend that a Kings-Caps Final would've been interesting around here, solely due to the contrast between each team's primary fan on the site.

Yesterday I bought a 1300 page Olympics reference book. I is a nerd.

I wrote many words on the Indy 500 yesterday (posted today). I will write more words on the Indy 500 today to post tomorrow, because that's how I roll. Also, remember to take my three polls on the race, so I can stop bothering you all about them. Back in the day, that first poll would've been for a medal (does anyone else even remember when you could win medals?)!
#84 | 830 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I swear that looks like my kid. 
The only thing a girl should chase...is her vodka...  
#85 | 830 days ago

Congrats to Becky and all the other bandwagon Kings fans on your victory last night, though I'm still moping
#86 | 830 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
No, YOU didn't know because they conceal that kind of information in the news.  

Oh, and no, I don't hate her because she's not pro-gay marriage.  I hate her because she's a hypocritical, self-entitled moron who is only famous for two things ... penetration and having a retarded mother. 
and brother.. heyoooooooo

#87 | 830 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Congrats to Becky and all the other bandwagon Kings fans on your victory last night, though I'm still moping
He's ALIVE!!
 

So just curious,  where ya been?   No baloney (sp?@danquayle) sammiches in your recent past I hope?!!
The only thing a girl should chase...is her vodka...  
#88 | 830 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
jswol54 wrote:
Have you seen Scream 18 or whatever the hell # they are on?  She was the ONLY reason that movie was even somewhat tolerable. 
You win the prize for the day for replacing that terrible song that was stuck in my head with a song that I actually like....I meant to reply to The Kevin.  Epic failure on my part.

#89 | 830 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
So about 2 months ago we were looking for a place to hold a going away party for my friend and myself. Our friend Doc asked a friend of his if we could hold the party at her house, she said fine. Today she called and asked how many people were coming and we told her 35-40 give or take 20 through out the day. She asked what happened to 7 or 8, we both laughed at her and said it was never 7 or 8. She said she doesn't want that many people at her house. Thanks for f**king us 3 days before the party. We found a new place to hold it, she asked us where it was, we told her we would invite her, but she would make it too many people at the party.

If you haven't had the privilage of spending a day dealing with banks and the DMV in a while. You should see about having one of those, such a lovely time. I can't wait to do it all again in Florida in a few weeks!

Menu for the party: 
At 1 pm-Chicken wings, stuffed sliders(Bacon and Blue Cheese, and Roasted Poblanos and Pepperjack), Watermelon and Mint Gazpacho, lots of adult beverages and sodas(for the pregnant broads).

At 3 pm-Smoked Brisket, Smoked Pork Belly taco bar, German Potato Salad, Macaroni Salad and more adult beverages and sodas(still for the pregnant broads).
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#90 | 830 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Congrats to Becky and all the other bandwagon Kings fans on your victory last night, though I'm still moping


(By the way, Kings have had no problem selling out this year or last  ....or the year before..........and even through the lean years......which was pretty much every year minus a few. )
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#91 | 830 days ago

lol
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#92 | 830 days ago

kteacher wrote:


(By the way, Kings have had no problem selling out this year or last  ....or the year before..........and even through the lean years......which was pretty much every year minus a few. )
You don't even live in AZ, you have no clue how bad the blowyotes bandwagon has filled up this yearplayoff season.
OH no! Look at who they let in the back door...  
#93 | 830 days ago

Back from the liquor store. I am now refueled for the race on Sunday. I needed a box walking out. I now know what's it like to look like an alcoholic.
#94 | 830 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
He's ALIVE!!
 

So just curious,  where ya been?   No baloney (sp?@danquayle) sammiches in your recent past I hope?!!
Been pretty busy lately with work & being social. I haven't had a baloney since before I joined this site
#95 | 830 days ago

Good Evening, Everybodee!

My mechanic called today, my car is ready.  Now, I just need to get ahold of payroll dept. about a check I 'm waiting for to help pay for it. 

Teach, congrats on your Kings.  I won't pretend to be longtime fan, unless you count the time since I've joined the Q, watching you cheer them on so.

Janet, sorry I haven't been on the site much today to answer your polls.  Between busy (read hectic) times at work, and getting no proper signal on those buses I've been (getting lost) traveling on all over the county, I haven't had time to get to them.  I'll get right on it.

Kenne, welcome back to the land of the ,well, at least it's good to see you pop your head in here.
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues...  
#96 | 830 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
So, apparently when you write a blog ranking the Indy 500 drivers 33-1, it gets very long. Who knew?

Yes, this is what I've decided to do with myself during this week where I don't have to study. I am not normal.
#97 | 830 days ago

It was Welfare Wednesday today, meaning we were busy all day long, busier than some Saturdays.  It was also disheartening to see all these people collecting from the gov't spending what they collected to buy $6 74 Sherry, Colt 45, $3 Coolers, etc.    I really believe these people should have to do a p*** test in order to get their checks.
The only thing a girl should chase...is her vodka...  
#98 | 829 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
It was Welfare Wednesday today, meaning we were busy all day long, busier than some Saturdays.  It was also disheartening to see all these people collecting from the gov't spending what they collected to buy $6 74 Sherry, Colt 45, $3 Coolers, etc.    I really believe these people should have to do a p*** test in order to get their checks.
If it makes you feel better at least you helped ease someones pain by paying for their six pack of Colt 45.cheeky

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