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The ancient one...

...has aged some more. Or will when the clock strikes midnight... He hardly EVER works anymore, so I'm doing this today in case he's out getting some lovin' from some crazy lady that married him tomorrow. Cactus Jack turns 87! YAY! He makes me almost as sick as some others, but wish him a great day anyway.

He doesn't drink any more, so I shall do that for him. Happy Birthday, *ss Mike!
and as always...

Cheers!

~~I heart him~~

| Closed on 06/07/12 at 09:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

22 Fans
45%	a. Happy Birthday to you!
5%	b. How old are you?!
5%	c. Another one?
9%	d. Enjoy it!
14%	e. Goooo old people!
18%	f. Beans say hiiiiiiii.

	&nbp;
TOP COMMENT
#1 \| 386 days ago Beaneaters (+)	May it be a great day and year for you and all your incarcerated cacti... Beans say hiiiiiiii.
	14 Was this comment...? (5)


39 Comments \| Sorted by Most Recent First \| Red = You Disagreed
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#1 \| 386 days ago Beaneaters (+)	May it be a great day and year for you and all your incarcerated cacti... Beans say hiiiiiiii.
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#2 \| 386 days ago Green_eyed_Deja (+)	Party like it's 1999! How old are you?!
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#3 \| 386 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	Little do they know, older means more stamina. Happy happy birthday. Beans say hiiiiiiii.
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#4 \| 386 days ago richard_cranium (+)	(Edited by richard_cranium) Happy Birthday Mike! I know how much you love rainbows. Don't worry, you might be older but Ash will always be older than all of us. Enjoy it!
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#5 \| 386 days ago jswol54 (+)	Happy Birthday Mike! Strippers and booger sugar on me!
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#6 \| 386 days ago Lobotomy Jones (+)	Happy 87th Birthday!!
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#7 \| 386 days ago Jason_ (+)	Happy Birthday!!!
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#8 \| 386 days ago CAPTAINSEAFOOD (+)	happy 87th I am proud to stand up and salute you ,and may god always bless you Happy Birthday to you!
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#9 \| 386 days ago Jeff_P (+)	wowwwwwww........congrats on your looooong life and have the HAPPIEST DAY POSSIBLE...........
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#10 \| 386 days ago DallasFan55 (+)	OMG!!! Cactus_Jack....I had no idea how young you are..I guess you even saw football games on black and white TV huh? WOW!!! All I can say is I hope you have an awesome birthday and many more. You are surely the funniest Cowboy Fan I have ever met... Hang in there and on here!!....SALUTE!!!!.. Happy Birthday to you!
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#11 \| 386 days ago Nick__ (+)	Happy Birthday to you!
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#12 \| 386 days ago alainpeartree (+)	Congrats and sorry these dont come in rainbow colors but they will help you last another 87 yrs Happy Birthday to you!
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#13 \| 386 days ago Cactus_Jack (+)	F**k all of you.
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#14 \| 386 days ago kobe_lova (+)	Oh, I apparently forgot to mention how mf'n classy and gracious he is, as well. lol
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#15 \| 386 days ago Lobotomy Jones (+)	alainpeartree wrote: Congrats and sorry these dont come in rainbow colors but they will help you last another 87 yrs For erections lasting longer than 87 years see your doctor.
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#16 \| 386 days ago janet011685 (+)	Happy Birthday, you old bastard. Happy Birthday to you!
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#17 \| 386 days ago JenX63 (+)	Goooo old people!
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#18 \| 386 days ago Cactus_Jack (+)	Oh yeah...Boob pics for my birthday, since that whole "end of the world" routine didn't seem to work too well.
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#19 \| 386 days ago alainpeartree (+)	Lobotomy Jones wrote: For erections lasting longer than 87 years see your doctor. you done bumped your head- erection lasting that long the dr is the last one i'm running too Happy Birthday to you!
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#20 \| 386 days ago Cactus_Jack (+)	alainpeartree wrote: you done bumped your head- erection lasting that long the dr is the last one i'm running too I always loved that little disclaimer... erections lasting four hours or more may require medical attention That may be true, but it won't be me needing to see the doctor!
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#21 \| 386 days ago Cali_Kat (+)	Hope you have an amazing Birthday Mike!! Happy Birthday to you!
	6 Was this comment...? (1)
#22 \| 386 days ago kobe_lova (+)
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#23 \| 386 days ago JenX63 (+)	(Edited by JenX63) Cactus_Jack wrote: Oh yeah...Boob pics for my birthday, since that whole "end of the world" routine didn't seem to work too well. Goooo old people!
	6 Was this comment...? (4)
#24 \| 386 days ago richard_cranium (+)	with boobs like that, it doesn't matter what your face looks like. Enjoy it!
	3 Was this comment...? (4)
#25 \| 386 days ago Sharp Square (+)	Happy B-Day Mike ! Happy Birthday to you!
	7 Was this comment...? (1)
#26 \| 386 days ago AlwaysSunshine (+)	Happy birthday, s**thead.
	5 Was this comment...? (1)
#27 \| 386 days ago Jason_ (+)	Who is THAT?
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#28 \| 386 days ago icfeet (+)	Jason_ wrote: Who is THAT? I don't know but whoever it is looks a tad bit cold...... Happy Birthday to you!
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#29 \| 386 days ago Dream_Machine (+)	(Edited by Dream_Machine) Happy Birthday Buddy. Cheers! Goooo old people!
	5 Was this comment...? (1)
#30 \| 386 days ago 18packabs (+)	Tequila de Agave all Around, Salute!!!
	5 Was this comment...? (1)
#31 \| 386 days ago kteacher (+)	Happy Birthday, Older Mike! Go KINGS!!! Happy Birthday to you!
	7 Was this comment...? (1)
#32 \| 386 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	Enjoy it!
	7 Was this comment...? (4)
#33 \| 385 days ago VIOLET (+)	So you and Jesus are almost the same age. Happy 2012 Birthday! Beans say hiiiiiiii.
	12 Was this comment...? (6)
#34 \| 385 days ago originalcrash78 (+)	Enjoy, my friend... Goooo old people!
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#35 \| 385 days ago mojo (+)	(Edited by mojo) Ladies of the Q, while I am sure Mike does appreciate all the boobs sent his way. It would make his birthday even more special if you sent him pics of YOUR boobs. Happy Birthday, Mike and what a coincidence, today is: The end of the world thing hasn't worked yet, but maybe, it being your birthday and all........
	5 Was this comment...? (2) (1)
#36 \| 385 days ago Jason_ (+)	Holy mother of god......
	3 Was this comment...? (1)
#37 \| 385 days ago mojo (+)	Jason_ wrote: Holy mother of god...... Are you sure thats her, i knew she looked familiar.
	2 Was this comment...? (2)
#38 \| 385 days ago Jason_ (+)	mojo wrote: Are you sure thats her, i knew she looked familiar. If that was jesus' mom then there is no way in hell there was a virgin birth.
	3 Was this comment...? (1)
#39 \| 385 days ago ohwell_ (+)	Happy Birthday.
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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
22	Billy_D 05/31/2012 01:41PM		Happy Birthday to you!
21	originalcrash78 05/30/2012 03:46PM		Goooo old people!
20	VIOLET 05/30/2012 12:08AM		Beans say hiiiiiiii.
19	derms33 05/30/2012 12:04AM		Beans say hiiiiiiii.
18	The_Real_Stoney 05/29/2012 11:18PM		Enjoy it!
17	Dream_Machine 05/29/2012 09:56PM		Goooo old people!
16	icfeet 05/29/2012 09:10PM		Happy Birthday to you!
15	Sharp Square 05/29/2012 07:59PM		Happy Birthday to you!
14	kteacher 05/29/2012 07:17PM		Happy Birthday to you!
13	Oddfool 05/29/2012 06:06PM		Another one?
12	Cali_Kat 05/29/2012 04:27PM		Happy Birthday to you!
11	janet011685 05/29/2012 03:51PM		Happy Birthday to you!
10	alainpeartree 05/29/2012 03:35PM		Happy Birthday to you!
9	Nick__ 05/29/2012 03:18PM		Happy Birthday to you!
8	DallasFan55 05/29/2012 03:08PM		Happy Birthday to you!
7	JenX63 05/29/2012 03:01PM		Goooo old people!
6	CAPTAINSEAFOOD 05/29/2012 02:53PM		Happy Birthday to you!
5	richard_cranium 05/29/2012 02:33PM		Enjoy it!
4	cubsgirl2 05/29/2012 02:30PM		Beans say hiiiiiiii.
3	Green_eyed_Deja 05/29/2012 02:23PM		How old are you?!
2	Beaneaters 05/29/2012 02:21PM		Beans say hiiiiiiii.
1	Jess 05/29/2012 02:16PM