Second Third!

KINGS WON!!! Kopitar made an AMAZING move to score the game winner...it was a good game.

Anyone want a job?  Receptionist is out until after the baby is born...oh well...

Thought for the day:  The anesthesiologist's computer had an ethernet connection....

Thirsty Thursday is now upon us and time to get my coasters on- - heading to 6 flags this weekend before all the lil buggers get out of school- will give reviews Monday

How about those Kings? booyahhhhh
That was awful coverage by the Devils on the play Kopitar won it though

Do NBA fans debate how Lebron won the MVP of the league when he's not even the MVP on his own team?

Carlos Motherfu**ing Gonzalez


Today's movie is for those of you who love Kelly Brook topless and Billy Zane.. topless

Nick, who is the blond?  Looks like Fergie meets Pam Anderson (in her prime). 

Hope everyone is having a good day!

It's raining here in Chicago with a high of 55 after having 80 & 90 degree weather.....wtf?  Looks like no softball for me tonight (booooo)!

That Boston - Miami game, last night, made me sick!  I don't want to dwell too much on this matchup! GO SPURS or THUNDER!

How about those LA KINGS!!!    This should be an outstanding and close series!  
Although SOME people find trash talking fun, I'm not a fan of it and find that the more trash talking one does, the worst the outcome is for their team....almost like a KARMA thing?!

KAT gave me and ME ONLY a PQ for my "lowercase A-Team" midget picture yesterday. No one else got one for theirs! hahaha! Still love ya KAT!    So, in honor of your move, here is my counter move. Enjoy!









    

Oh, and just to show that I'm a good sport, here are some mini bottle of TEQUILA  



Have a great day, everyone!

ROCK ON!

Konichiwa B!tches,

NO won the lottery, now I have to listen to all the retarded conspiracy theorists for the next year.  THE LOTTERY IS NOT RIGGED!!!!  It's just Karma evening itself out for MJ being the GOAT as a player.  The universe would implode on itself if he was the greatest at everything outside of his private life.

Stoney... if LeBron didn't play as well as he did last night the Heat would have lost!!  He fouled out The Truth and Dooling and nearly fouled out Pietrus on his own.  Wade was able to hit a couple big shots down the stretch but his missed FT's damn near lost the game for the Heat!!  JSWOL... if all you do is shoot jumpshots, you're not going to get a lot of FT attempts.  It's like, science or something.  Rondo should have gone to the line on the 'Head Slap' play, but sometimes life sucks... take it from me, I'm a Blazer fan!!

To paraphrase Kenny Powers:  "I just dropped some knowledge on you beautiful b!tches!!"

Hope everyone is having a good day!

It's raining here in Chicago with a high of 55 after having 80 & 90 degree weather.....wtf?  Looks like no softball for me tonight (booooo)!

That Boston - Miami game, last night, made me sick!  I don't want to dwell too much on this matchup! GO SPURS or THUNDER!

How about those LA KINGS!!!    This should be an outstanding and close series!  
Although SOME people find trash talking fun, I'm not a fan of it and find that the more trash talking one does, the worst the outcome is for their team....almost like a KARMA thing?!

KAT gave me and ME ONLY a PQ for my "lowercase A-Team" midget picture yesterday. No one else got one for theirs! hahaha! Still love ya KAT!    So, in honor of your move, here is my counter move. Enjoy!









    

Oh, and just to show that I'm a good sport, here are some mini bottle of TEQUILA  



Have a great day, everyone!

ROCK ON!

Hope everyone is having a good day!

It's raining here in Chicago with a high of 55 after having 80 & 90 degree weather.....wtf?  Looks like no softball for me tonight (booooo)!

That Boston - Miami game, last night, made me sick!  I don't want to dwell too much on this matchup! GO SPURS or THUNDER!

How about those LA KINGS!!!    This should be an outstanding and close series!  
Although SOME people find trash talking fun, I'm not a fan of it and find that the more trash talking one does, the worst the outcome is for their team....almost like a KARMA thing?!

KAT gave me and ME ONLY a PQ for my "lowercase A-Team" midget picture yesterday. No one else got one for theirs! hahaha! Still love ya KAT!    So, in honor of your move, here is my counter move. Enjoy!









    

Oh, and just to show that I'm a good sport, here are some mini bottle of TEQUILA  



Have a great day, everyone!

ROCK ON!

That's the kind of insight I'm looking for.. I refuse to watch the NBA so I rely on my outside sources to keep me in the know

I couldn't disagree more about the sh-t talking....the G-men just won the SB....The Yanks have won several & the Devs are about to win a 4th......come on bro.


If I was a Cubs fan then I could understand your thought process....I mean 12 straight is just god aweful.

In order to PQ anyone else she would have had to come in to the poll. She couldn't do that so she was posting off of her feed page, so she could participate and not see the awesomeness that is midgets!

I couldn't disagree more about the sh-t talking....the G-men just won the SB....The Yanks have won several & the Devs are about to win a 4th......come on bro.


If I was a Cubs fan then I could understand your thought process....I mean 12 straight is just god aweful.

If you don't see any more posts from me, its because I'm having a nervous breakdown and a heart attack AFTER I hyperventilate...

This I am not kidding about.

F*** Boston...But unnervingly GREAT one man show by Rondo...

3 hours till Armmageddon...fml

Remember our midget talk yesterday...well here's a fun fact I found out from a dentist on another board. 

Midgets have normal-sized teeth

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I gotta tip my cap to the Kings for beating the Devs last night in OT....nice goal ya jerk off's.   Devs usually drop game 1 anyway....so we'll what happens.  It's piss pour that the next game isn't till freaking Sat. night....I'll prob miss the game because of other obligations.  On a positive night, 2 dollar domestic beers last night....Yuengling was going down great till OT.....$16 dollar bar tab is Awesome.   

DEVILS!!!!!!

So it's OK to root for NY teams when it's convenient?  Gotcha. 


Nick, I do like.  What's her name? 

JSWOL... if all you do is shoot jumpshots, you're not going to get a lot of FT attempts.  It's like, science or something.

I understand that, but if you watched the game, there were some very ticky tack calls.  The discrepancy between the two teams was staggering. 

So it's OK to root for NY teams when it's convenient?  Gotcha. 


Nick, I do like.  What's her name? 

JSWOL... if all you do is shoot jumpshots, you're not going to get a lot of FT attempts.  It's like, science or something.

I understand that, but if you watched the game, there were some very ticky tack calls.  The discrepancy between the two teams was staggering. 

But your just like the Lakers,,,,, @ home watching the play-offs!!!

1) you're not going to bait me
2) I can't trash talk with regards to the Cubs!  That's like asking you why you have scabs on your knees when you spend all of your time on them.  (lmao)

I'm out!  

Do you mean that they usually drop game one in the Finals, or the playoffs in general? Because they've never lost a game one of the Finals in a cup year that they've won. 

Do you mean that they usually drop game one in the Finals, or the playoffs in general? Because they've never lost a game one of the Finals in a cup year that they've won. 

I must be having a blonde moment....I don't what u're talking about.   u can root for whomever ya want...I don't care...but I will bust u're chops....just bust mine back.

and normal size rods too!!!!

no just this year Jess....pump the brakes over there.

Hola Qville !


Have to say the Hatfield and McCoy's was even better then i expected and even though i usually hate when then split up a show like that into 3 episodes over 3 nights , i still very much enjoyed it and was able to not miss any of it (thanks to dvr , yes pulled an ashlie and jess special) cause i wanted to watch the hockey game and even caught the end and OT of the NBA game.

The newly Benson Family owned New Orleans Hornets get the first pick in the NBA draft , anyone shocked as jswol mentioned "of course it was rigged"  and i seriously doubt that any other sport has a more crooked bast**d at the top !  Stern could be the boss of a "family" the way he does business


Kings continue what has been such a magical roll , sometimes its a team's time and nothing anyone can do about it , things are clicking


Random Fact -  Every member of U.S. Congress gets a free porn magazine every month , whether they like it or not !  (im  betting not many complain)



Ok the meaningless rambling has to come to an end at some point .............. so ill end with a song


Hi, I'm Pablo.
My name's Tyrone.
I'm Uniqua.
I'm Tasha.
And my name is Austin.
And we're ...

Your backyard friends, the Backyardigans!
Together in the backyard again,
In the place where we belong,
Where we'll prob'ly sing a song,
And we'll maybe dance along.

We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore.
We always find things we've never seen before.
That's why every day we're back for more
With your friends, the Backyardigans.

that fact was HOTT!!!   

and you would be too if you rooted for that one team that used to be "your" team....



also, question...why are there 4 exclamation marks after "too"... Do you consider yourself one of them? Cause by technical definition, you aren't, right? Or arrrre you?

OK...well, in that case it's only been twice. In the first series against the Panthers they won the first game. Flyers and Rangers they lost. Carry on.

OK...well, in that case it's only been twice. In the first series against the Panthers they won the first game. Flyers and Rangers they lost. Carry on.

I love random facts!


(and aww, we're proud of you. THAT is why the dvr exists.  sidenote: My dvr was at 100% and I happened to be talking to the work bf when I realized it, and I was freaking out because I didn't want to delete anything but I had things set to record. He called me a hoarder. Jerk. Oh, and Luck got the axe because I can watch it on HBOgo... and he had to talk me into that since I prefer to watch stuff via the dvr.)

LOL....Damn u Nick....come out and play!!!!!!


I must be using the wrong bait....let me tie something else on:

OK...well, in that case it's only been twice. In the first series against the Panthers they won the first game. Flyers and Rangers they lost. Carry on.

STOP!!!   I'm getting all hot and bothered!     

I'm wondering if you are really a little person? (I think you said something about them f***ing with short people yesterday, plus the comment today), so I'm wondering. I mean I'm short, but not THAT short. Course, I also don't have SMS, so I'm not sensitive about it. It's just a question... you don't have to answer.....


(I assume that's what all those ?'s were for :|, otherwise, ignore all of that and replace it with "I don't know.")

LOL- No Ashlie- I may be short  but nothing about me is little-  I  am 5'5 in height--- just a cut above being a midget

Hockey facts I learned yesterday. 

1. The LA Kings have not lost a road game in 7 weeks

2. The LA Kings are 12-2 in the playoffs this year

3. the nj devils have never won the stanley cup, when they have lost game one of the finals.(ok this fact I just learned)

If hockey is like any other sport, the "hottest" team usually wins. The Kings are en fuego right now, they might even be a little too hot for the devils. Go team that is going to require Becky to get a tattoo! Did you come up with a design, pick an artist, decide where to place it on your body? You should hide a U.S.M.C. in it for your dad, just sayin.

Is it Thursday already?

1. I'm still looking, but I think I have an idea.
2. sort of.....cousin has a shop in San Diego
3. I think foot/ankle area
4. Already thinking of this. Great idea.

LOL- No Ashlie- I may be short  but nothing about me is little-  I  am 5'5 in height--- just a cut above being a midget

I'm very aware of that....carry on as well.

Word to the wise, areas with less "meat" on the bone tend to be more painful than those that do. I would guess foot/ankle area would be pretty painful.


WIth obvious changes,  on the top banner, you could place U.S. on one side and M.C. on the other. In the bottom replace the stars with his year of enlistment on one side and the year of his discharge/retirement on the other.

Oh, Kat has me considering different shot every night for birthday month. I'll let you know...

Kat Luna,

Baby, how ya doin'?
Hope that 'cha fine, wanna know what you got in mind tonight,
Got me feenin' like Jodeci, girl, I can't leave you alone,
Take a shot of this here Patron' and it's gon' be on,
V.I.P. done got way too crowded,
I'm about to end up callin' it a night,
You should holla at 'cha girl, tell her you shakin' the scene,
Pull off, beep-beep, shotgun in a GT with me
She said, "Ohhh-ohhh, I'm ready to ride, yeah,"
"'Cause once you get inside, you can't change your mind,"
"Don't mean to sound impatient, but you gotta promise, baby, ohh..."

Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, I gotta know, baby, aw yeah)
Tell me again (Make sho' your right, ohh, before we leave),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, oh it's a good look, baby)...(a really good look baby)

[ Luda!]
Look here!!!
Sometime I wanna be your lover,
Sometime I wanna be your friend,
Sometime I wanna hug ya,
Hold hands, slow-dance while the record spins,
Opened up your heart 'cause you said I made you feel so comfortable,
Used to play back then, now you all grown-up like Rudy Huxtable,
I could be your bud, you could beat me up,
Play-fight in the dark, then we both make love,
I'd do anything just to feel your butt,
Why you got me so messed up?
I don't know, but you gotta stop trippin',
Be a good girl now, turn around, and get these whippings,
You know you like it like that,
You don't have to fight back,
Here's a pillow - bite...that,
And I'll be settin' seperate plays,
So on all these separate days,
Your legs can go they separate...ways...

Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)

Foot actually wasn't bad at all - it was like someone was drawing on me with a sharp pen. It did get a little tender the day after though, trying to walk anywhere in shoes that had straps across where the tat is, but that didn't last long. I would definitely get another one on my foot. Of course, I have yet to get one on a meaty area, so there's that.

Based on how the parts of my new tattoo that are on my shin bone felt. I couldn't imagine getting one on my ankle or foot. The most painful part of any tattoo is when they are doing the work. As soon as they take away the needle the pain stops.

Love it!! ;)

I might be a masochist - I like how it feels when they're actually doing the work. Except for my upper back in some spots, but the guy apparently didn't know what he was doing, because it scabbed up pretty badly and now has a marbled look (it's cool looking, but it wasn't intentional). It's when it's all done and starts burning like a bad sunburn and itching that is annoying to me. 

"starts burning like a bad sunburn"   Can you use an analogy that everyone can understand?!










(I'm just playing. Felt right though :) )

"starts burning like a bad sunburn"   Can you use an analogy that everyone can understand?!










(I'm just playing. Felt right though :) )

OK....starts burning like:
- when you accidentally touched a hot burner or oven rack/door
- when one of those jackass dudes who thinks they're funny walks by and slaps your A really hard
- when you take a drink or bite of something and it makes your mouth numb...that feeling right before the numbness sets in
- when you spill hot coffee down the front of you and some touches your neck/chest
- when you take a bite of something with napalm cheese and it drops on your chin (I actually had a burn mark from this once...)
- when you get hit by a bottle rocket or one of those stupid bouncing flower fireworks

I could go on, but I'm thinking there's gotta be at least one thing in there that is relate-able 

Heard Bosh (sp?) will be back for all you NBA lovers.   Let me know how that championship thing works out.I don't care.
Last night was nice, 24,000 fans at the Marlins game last night, with the HEAT sellout.  Everyone likes a winner.
And air conditioning, and a pool with a bar and dancers in the stands. 
1/2 game out of first place, and I could not be happier with the month of May and the Marlins.

I missed the little people/midget party here yesterday.  They make me uncomfortable being  a tall type person.   Often see one
guy out, very famous in these parts.  I try to avoid conversation with him.  His twin just passed away.
Nose to nose his toes is in it, toes to toes his nose is in it.  

5 days til North Carolina.   I love Asheville.  Can't wait for breakfast at http://tupelohoneycafe.com/

Back to work,,,,,,,,,behave,,,,,,or not.

Like when you mix up Icy Hot for Ben Gay?

Hmm I dunno - maybe. I've never used Ben Gay.  I didn't think they made it anymore.

Here are a couple more...
- when you're breaking in a new pair of shoes and get blisters..like that
- rug burn

Hola amigos y amigas :)

Nick~ Just to clarify, I pq'd you because you started that mess. It wasn't meant in a mean way. But I came into the poll last night and saw your pic again and I did pq. I didn't even look at the rest.

Becky~ Congrats and Go Kings!!

Now on a more serious note. I am doing the Relay for life this weekend. I am the biggest procrastinator, but I didn't realize we had to create a page to fundraise. Anyways I am doing it for my niece, her name is Kaylani and when she was around 7 months old her mom noticed a lump on the side of her neck. At 9 months old she was diagnosed with cancer. After a long battle on June 8th she will be 4 years old and I am happy to say she is a cancer survivor. So if anyone would like to donate a few dollars to join the fight against cancer I would really appreciate it. I have a link to my page and there you can see a picture of Kaylani.
Thanks!

I hope you all have a wonderfully amazing day!

P.S. here is the link   http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLFY12CA?px=29389613&pg=personal&fr_id=37174

Hmm I dunno - maybe. I've never used Ben Gay.  I didn't think they made it anymore.

Here are a couple more...
- when you're breaking in a new pair of shoes and get blisters..like that
- rug burn

you forgot the part about the Hotel in the stadium too,,,, who has attention span to watch a baseball game with all that going inside the stadium- - - - -booking my trip[ for the middle of July- call me crazy cuz I know its going to be a scorcher when I get there

Even with that insight into that game, you are still basically correct. It's not like Miami hadn't made it to this point before he got there.

bug spray I can see- pork? isnt there enough down there already?

So it's OK to root for NY teams when it's convenient?  Gotcha. 


Nick, I do like.  What's her name? 

JSWOL... if all you do is shoot jumpshots, you're not going to get a lot of FT attempts.  It's like, science or something.

I understand that, but if you watched the game, there were some very ticky tack calls.  The discrepancy between the two teams was staggering. 

True, they got there once without him, but he's been there 2 years and Miami has gotten to at least this point in those 2 years...

so I was just on rotten tomatoes, and there was an ad for the MTV Movie Awards.  I had absolutely ZERO idea they still did that.  Now I'm on a quest to see the nominees

*Update.. I found the nominees and categories.. And vomited in my mouth

Oh, I do, but I'm not hating. Those are simply the facts, sir.... and technically... Nevermind, it's not my team, I don't care enough to get into it. I will say without Wade, they aren't there.

so I was just on rotten tomatoes, and there was an ad for the MTV Movie Awards.  I had absolutely ZERO idea they still did that.  Now I'm on a quest to see the nominees

*Update.. I found the nominees and categories.. And vomited in my mouth

No problem, but I will say that:

A) You're Crazy because the only time Wade went to the ECF without LeBron was with Shaq;

2) LeBron has dragged a team with Larry Hughes and Donyell Marshall to the Finals before;

and III) Other than one game against Indiana, LeBron has more points, rebounds, steals, assists, and blocks than Wade.

All this about D-Wade>LeBron is CRAZY TALK!!!

No problem, but I will say that:

A) You're Crazy because the only time Wade went to the ECF without LeBron was with Shaq;

2) LeBron has dragged a team with Larry Hughes and Donyell Marshall to the Finals before;

and III) Other than one game against Indiana, LeBron has more points, rebounds, steals, assists, and blocks than Wade.

All this about D-Wade>LeBron is CRAZY TALK!!!

Have you not paid attention to anything Kevin says?  He has a theory about pork and zombies.

I could explain it to you, but I can't make you understand.

I didn't say he was better. I didn't say anything other than without him, they aren't there right now. Yes, he had Shaq (no one wins alone)... and now he has Lebron.... or does Lebron have him? Because like you said Lebron was carrying a team before he got there, and left with nothing. Wade, on the other hand, has a ring.


Aww Larry Hughes.

I didn't say he was better. I didn't say anything other than without him, they aren't there right now. Yes, he had Shaq (no one wins alone)... and now he has Lebron.... or does Lebron have him? Because like you said Lebron was carrying a team before he got there, and left with nothing. Wade, on the other hand, has a ring.


Aww Larry Hughes.

I guess I got confused, the whole thing started with Stoney asking how LeBron is MVP of the league when he's not even the MVP of his own team, which he totally is...

"... or the floor."  (Love the answer options today, especially the one I picked.  Yes, I do know practically every episode by heart, what of it?)

Good day, bitches.

Obligatory "Go Devils", just for Becky and my manfriend (who's lucky the Stanley Cup isn't something I care about or he'd be in SUCH trouble).

I have nothing today, really.  

Went to my BFF's stepdad's funeral yesterday.  I still don't get why people, after they hear you've gone to a wake/funeral, always ask "how was it?".    Oh, it was fantastic.  A humdinger of a time, really.  
Since the deceased was a retired police officer, there were swarms of uniformed officers.  The police escort was nice, and I did get to sit on one of the cop's motorcycles (I know, I'm like a 5 year old), but it was a little creepy and oddly nerve-wracking to approach the coffin to pay my respects when it was flanked by two cops.  I felt like I might do something wrong and get cuffed.  It was weird.

And, because this made me giggle...

"Family Claims to see Image of Jesus in Moldy Shower"
 Mm hmm.  

"Richards doesn't know if it's mold or mildew or what, but she knows in her heart what she sees: a likeness of Jesus, it's presence not without meaning."

I was giggling until I read that line ... then it turned into full-blown laughter.

Evening. Finished moving out at 10am today, so that means just 16 hours until I can move in to my new place. 

Feel like s**t, probably because of nearly no sleep and no food. 

I've got nothing else, this probably wasn't worth a post.

Jess - Your reason for rooting against the Kings is my reason for rooting against the Devils.

Dee - That song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the night, bravo.

JD - I have 4 people on my DL, and if not for David Wright I'd be in last place, so I have no sympathy.

Cedar Point is f'ing awesome!  Summer road trip to Cedar Point!

Jess - Your reason for rooting against the Kings is my reason for rooting against the Devils.

Dee - That song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the night, bravo.

JD - I have 4 people on my DL, and if not for David Wright I'd be in last place, so I have no sympathy.

Cedar Point is f'ing awesome!  Summer road trip to Cedar Point!

Oh I'm not rooting against the Kings - I'm rooting for them 

Sympathy?  I'm confused?  Sympathy for what?

That was jswol, wasn't it?  *looks up*  Yeah, it was him bitching about Halladay and Kemp, my bad.  I mixed up the Chicago dudes.  Carry on.

Well, if it's any consolation, in SID's league, I have 3 on the DL  (shrug)

I guess I got confused, the whole thing started with Stoney asking how LeBron is MVP of the league when he's not even the MVP of his own team, which he totally is...

Yeah, rooting for them...to lose.

LOL no, I want them to win.

Where did you move to?  Staying in the same town or a new one?

WAIT?! Did you just call me a negro?! (not just, but I couldn't see that pic from work)

!!! 

or he is not.... 

I think he and Wade need each other. Take Wade off of that team and add _______, do they win it all? Take Lebron off of that team and add _____, do they win it all? I've plugged people into both options and haven't  gotten a definite yes for either, so it just irks me for how people think it's so clear cut.



And Stoney's question just made me laugh. I pay his NBA stuff very little attention, otherwise.

or he is not.... 

I think he and Wade need each other. Take Wade off of that team and add _______, do they win it all? Take Lebron off of that team and add _____, do they win it all? I've plugged people into both options and haven't  gotten a definite yes for either, so it just irks me for how people think it's so clear cut.



And Stoney's question just made me laugh. I pay his NBA stuff very little attention, otherwise.

Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard

With Wade, I feel like that could be a yes, maybe... I wasn't as sure I want to be. I don't think that works with Lebron.



--
Stoney, I hear ya.

I was thinking about doing a Haberno Watermelon sauce for chicken wings.

or he is not.... 

I think he and Wade need each other. Take Wade off of that team and add _______, do they win it all? Take Lebron off of that team and add _____, do they win it all? I've plugged people into both options and haven't  gotten a definite yes for either, so it just irks me for how people think it's so clear cut.



And Stoney's question just made me laugh. I pay his NBA stuff very little attention, otherwise.

That is cause you are a LeBron hater and don't want to even believe that he could ever win a title. I couldn't find the Heat record this year without LeBron, so I am guessing he didn't miss any games. But the Heat were 12-1 in games that Wade missed. Sounds like a MVP played through "injuries" and lead his team to victories when teammates missed games due to injuries.

Nick Collison ?    

That's not true. Anybody can win a title...kinda, sorta.  Look how many go sit on another bench late in their career to get them. The water boy might get one. You just need to be on the team. I've never said he can't win a ring. I've never even said he isn't talented or one of the best in the NBA. He is. Now. I hate him but I've never been blind or unrealistic when talking about him or sports in general.... unless you bring up John Elway, then I think everyone else is completely ridiculous, ugh. Anyway, I don't even think it's impossible for him to win this year. Do I want him to? F*** no. F*** him. But, I assume he will get one. 

For some reason, I really just think he and Dwight on the same team would someone end up in catastrophe. I feel like having both of them one team would cause them to lose something in other areas. Maybe it works, like I said, I just don't know. It wasn't a definite yes, imm. That's all. 

Idk what the mvp comment is about so okay. You think Wade doesn't matter maybe. Kk.

Edit: because I spelled catastrophe wrong. I'm stoopid.

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(stop it)

Hater !





(it's cause he is white isn't it)

Today the Hockey world had one of it's best players and just all around good guys retire.



Glad I got to see you play and HockeyTown will never be the same. Thank You Nicklas Lidstrom 

It's headed this way!  I love it when the weather map resembles a gay pride parade.

"... or the floor."  (Love the answer options today, especially the one I picked.  Yes, I do know practically every episode by heart, what of it?)

Good day, bitches.

Obligatory "Go Devils", just for Becky and my manfriend (who's lucky the Stanley Cup isn't something I care about or he'd be in SUCH trouble).

I have nothing today, really.  

Went to my BFF's stepdad's funeral yesterday.  I still don't get why people, after they hear you've gone to a wake/funeral, always ask "how was it?".    Oh, it was fantastic.  A humdinger of a time, really.  
Since the deceased was a retired police officer, there were swarms of uniformed officers.  The police escort was nice, and I did get to sit on one of the cop's motorcycles (I know, I'm like a 5 year old), but it was a little creepy and oddly nerve-wracking to approach the coffin to pay my respects when it was flanked by two cops.  I felt like I might do something wrong and get cuffed.  It was weird.

And, because this made me giggle...

"Family Claims to see Image of Jesus in Moldy Shower"
 Mm hmm.  

"Richards doesn't know if it's mold or mildew or what, but she knows in her heart what she sees: a likeness of Jesus, it's presence not without meaning."

I was giggling until I read that line ... then it turned into full-blown laughter.

These are repeat options, and you started your post the same way that day.

Not saying Wade doesn't matter, difference is Wade has yet to take a team of scrubs deep into the playoffs, LeBron has. Sure I agree no one man has ever won an NBA title alone. Even Jordan had Pippen and even both of them got big shots, blocks, or steals from other members of the team. Look at Kobe in the years after Shaq left and until they got a couple of good season out of Pau, no titles. LeBorn ultimately needs Wade and vice versa, that is why they teamed up. Difference to me is LeBron is the MVP, because he can and has carried teams. I haven't seen Wade do this yet.


Ask Gary Payton, Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, and soon to be Steve Nash, how going to another team to "win" a championship, worked out for them.

He carried Cleveland. He's not been in Cleveland for a while now, so that doesn't matter much. Poor Wade, I guess. He's kinda like AI to me... he has been carrying them since he got there, and no one seems to know it but Pat Riley. Oh well.

Payton has a ring... got it with D-Wade, 'member?

Ask Peja, Kevin Willis, and....................................damn what's his name......I can see his face, hold please....Mitch Richmond! how it worked out for them. It's very hit or miss. That's one thing I love about this sport.

Anywho, I understand your point of view.

Can't be that she is usually a fan of overrated white douchebags. Mark Whalberg, OMD, Steve Nash, Captain Checkdown Ryan. I am sure there are more, that is all I can currently think of.

hmmm. you are so rude!!  my white boys? straight nba over the years? here goes, those that i can remember: larry bird (everyone already knew that I assume), paxson, kukoc, stockton, Zaza, mike miller, hinrich, divac, luuuke walton, peja (it was love with peja), mark madsen (lmao), arvidas sabonis, nash, PAU, does mike bibby count? at first no one knew he was black, it counts, ive decided. Ginobili, Ainge....and Majerle (i know), radmanovich, kidd, korver (ashton!)...

 I basically had one of every team for awhile. I was watching A LOT of games. :| 

So after 3 of the first 4 names, and a couple of the last 8, you readily admit to me a fan of overrated white douchebags. Was that your point of this post to hammer home my point?

Oh I don't think any of them are douchebags or overrated...underrated if anything. I want to know how many of them you thought were douchebags.

all of them but larry

She's a broken record sometimes, it's actually really funny.