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The 10 Commandments

As I mentioned in 8 days I will become a single Father. I started thinking about coming up with some RULES so it helps the relationship between My Son and I. I started with the Golden Rule, but then thought, why not use the 10 Rules we were given by God, with a little twist. I may need help from my fellow Q'ers to get them right. My initial list is below. Thanks in advance for your help.

1. Do not worship any other Man, your Dad is "The Man"
2. Never watch American Idol in My House.
3. Never use Foul Language when talking to or about your Dad.
4. Keep Sunday open for NASCAR, NFL, NHL, MLB, and NBA games.
5. Honor your Father, and call your Mother at least once a week.
6. Do not Murder anybody, outside of being in the Military,
7. Do not sleep with any of your Dad's G/F's even if they are closer to your age.
8. Do not steal, especially Dad's Truck.
9. Do not lie, you @$$ will be kicked.
10. Do not covet the neighbor Girl, unless Her Mom is HOT and Single.

| Closed on 07/03/12 at 05:00PM
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14 Fans
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0%	h. change #8 to
0%	i. change #9 to
7%	j. change #10 to
14%	k. you are going to Hell
0%	l. here is my list
21%	m. here is my advice
36%	n. Beans list

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#1 \| 350 days ago Den-ace (+)	Hell yeah!! That's an awesome list! I gotta use some of those. Truth be told just the fact that you are thinking of rules makes you better than most parents these days! * Eating the last chocolate chip cookie rule? * Replacing the toilet paper rule? * Proper BB gun target rule? ( I just really want to know what that rule is for myself!!) here is my advice
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#1 \| 350 days ago Den-ace (+)	Hell yeah!! That's an awesome list! I gotta use some of those. Truth be told just the fact that you are thinking of rules makes you better than most parents these days! * Eating the last chocolate chip cookie rule? * Replacing the toilet paper rule? * Proper BB gun target rule? ( I just really want to know what that rule is for myself!!) here is my advice
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#2 \| 350 days ago 18packabs (+)	Hahahaha...I thought of putting back Milk carton empty Rule. Good choices, may have to make it 15 Commandments, just like Mel Brooks.
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#3 \| 350 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	Do not forget the, I can change the rules anytime I want to rule. This is a very important one when you are raising them alone. And congratulations Ed, you and Andrew are going to rock this. Beans list
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#4 \| 350 days ago 18packabs (+)	Another Good One Glenda, it looks like it will be 15 for sure.
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#5 \| 350 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	(Edited by cubsgirl2) Den-ace wrote: Hell yeah!! That's an awesome list! I gotta use some of those. Truth be told just the fact that you are thinking of rules makes you better than most parents these days! * Eating the last chocolate chip cookie rule? * Replacing the toilet paper rule? * Proper BB gun target rule? ( I just really want to know what that rule is for myself!!) The bb gun rule is easy, you can't shoot it if it can get me sued. Good morning Dennis, I have my coffee, you got yours? Beans list
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#6 \| 350 days ago CAPTAINSEAFOOD (+)	just try to have open communication with your son and always remember it is a father and son relationship not buddy buddy relationship,I don't know how old your son is ,but some rules are never made to be broken .Good luck and may god always bless you and your loved ones Beans list
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#7 \| 350 days ago JenX63 (+)	I wish I had some sage advice for you, but, as a female raising two boys, I have none. I am constantly calling persons with boys to ask, " is that normal?" , its a wonderful challenge, if you are anything close to your persona here, you will do great! Beans list
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#8 \| 350 days ago Jeff_P (+)	# 1..............................DAD (((( IS ))))......THE BOSS..................
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#9 \| 350 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	JenX63 wrote: I wish I had some sage advice for you, but, as a female raising two boys, I have none. I am constantly calling persons with boys to ask, " is that normal?" , its a wonderful challenge, if you are anything close to your persona here, you will do great! Jen you are lucky, I am raising two girls. And there is a reason people say, mothers of teenage daughters know why animals eat thier young. At least Katie is now 22 and out of the teenage girl drama crap, they really are hell, it's awful. Beans list
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#10 \| 350 days ago JenX63 (+)	cubsgirl2 wrote: Jen you are lucky, I am raising two girls. And there is a reason people say, mothers of teenage daughters know why animals eat thier young. At least Katie is now 22 and out of the teenage girl drama crap, they really are hell, it's awful. I had that with Tori, my oldest, Glenda, believe me I know. But, at least when the hormones kicked in I could be helpful, I'm not even close when it comes to testoterone! Beans list
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#11 \| 350 days ago Den-ace (+)	cubsgirl2 wrote: The bb gun rule is easy, you can't shoot it if it can get me sued. Good morning Dennis, I have my coffee, you got yours? Good morning Glenda!! Oh I GOT coffee and a house full of 10 yr old girls! The BB gun really IS for ME I will shoot just about anything that doesn't move fast enough! here is my advice
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#12 \| 350 days ago 18packabs (+)	CAPTAINSEAFOOD wrote: just try to have open communication with your son and always remember it is a father and son relationship not buddy buddy relationship,I don't know how old your son is ,but some rules are never made to be broken .Good luck and may god always bless you and your loved ones He is 14 CAPT.
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#13 \| 350 days ago 18packabs (+)	JenX63 wrote: I had that with Tori, my oldest, Glenda, believe me I know. But, at least when the hormones kicked in I could be helpful, I'm not even close when it comes to testoterone! I will try to help however I can Jen.
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#14 \| 350 days ago DallasFan55 (+)	Change this> 5. Honor your Father, and call your Mother at least once a week....To this> Honor your Father and call your Mother at least twice a week and anytime you want money for stupid sh*t.. Your gonna do just fine Ed. Stop thinking about it and it will all fall into place. change #5 to
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#15 \| 350 days ago JenX63 (+)	18packabs wrote: I will try to help however I can Jen. That is downright sweet of you Ed! Could I just send them to ya for 6~8 weeks? (kidding) Beans list
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#16 \| 350 days ago 18packabs (+)	JenX63 wrote: That is downright sweet of you Ed! Could I just send them to ya for 6~8 weeks? (kidding) sure, I got a nice pool.
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#17 \| 350 days ago 18packabs (+)	DallasFan55 wrote: Change this> 5. Honor your Father, and call your Mother at least once a week....To this> Honor your Father and call your Mother at least twice a week and anytime you want money for stupid sh*t.. Your gonna do just fine Ed. Stop thinking about it and it will all fall into place. I like it, and Thank You.
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#18 \| 350 days ago JenX63 (+)	18packabs wrote: sure, I got a nice pool. Oh, I just have a lake...yours is prolly cleaner.... Beans list
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#19 \| 349 days ago XERXUS (+)	its unfortunate but things happen for a reason, your choices are good and i hope your relationship with your son stays solid here is my advice
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#20 \| 349 days ago DeeRigga (+)	Add to #10...And gets more money in in her check than I give out of mine!!! change #10 to
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#21 \| 349 days ago alainpeartree (+)	good choices
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#22 \| 349 days ago Nick__ (+)	CONGRATS! But, #7, let the boy live out his fantasies! (lol) change #7 to
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#23 \| 349 days ago Oddfool (+)	CAPTAINSEAFOOD wrote: just try to have open communication with your son and always remember it is a father and son relationship not buddy buddy relationship,I don't know how old your son is ,but some rules are never made to be broken .Good luck and may god always bless you and your loved ones Reminds me of the Verizon commercial I just saw last night. It was a counter to the one where mother and daughter are communicating through the tears and sniffles about her leaving. The father and son are communicating through the grunts and elbow jabs. The translation at the bottom of the screen providing the context of the call for those who don't speak "Men".
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#24 \| 349 days ago kobe_lova (+)	Your list is awesome. Add "Clean up your own sh**." Add "Bathe. Everyday."
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#25 \| 349 days ago 18packabs (+)	kobe_lova wrote: Your list is awesome. Add "Clean up your own sh**." Add "Bathe. Everyday." Thank You. ;)
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#26 \| 342 days ago derms33 (+)	#2....all reality TV...American Idol will be off the air in no time...America doesn't have that many people that can sing like Bo Bice, Fantasia, Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken...LOL...jesus, that show will be on until the end of time change #2 to
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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
14	derms33 06/11/2012 01:42PM		change #2 to
13	richard_cranium 06/08/2012 07:54PM		here is my advice
12	Billy_D 06/04/2012 01:00PM		you are going to Hell
11	Nick__ 06/04/2012 10:30AM		change #7 to
10	ironhead_mike 06/04/2012 09:03AM		you are going to Hell
9	DeeRigga 06/04/2012 07:37AM		change #10 to
8	XERXUS 06/04/2012 03:35AM		here is my advice
7	kramer 06/03/2012 08:21PM		Beans list
6	DallasFan55 06/03/2012 12:51PM		change #5 to
5	kteacher 06/03/2012 12:37PM		Beans list
4	JenX63 06/03/2012 11:26AM		Beans list
3	CAPTAINSEAFOOD 06/03/2012 11:21AM		Beans list
2	cubsgirl2 06/03/2012 11:16AM		Beans list
1	Den-ace 06/03/2012 10:46AM		here is my advice