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A thousand dollars will get you........
okay fellow iquers you are at a party with all your friends and some people you don't know,they get up a collection and offer you $1,000.00 to do a strip tease dance all the way down to your birthday suit it has to last at least 30 min. are you taking the thousand or no way and why.I know some of you perverted guys going to take the money but how about the female sector...............
| Closed on 07/02/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
15 Fans 
27%a. I am a thousand dollars richer
0%b. you must not have seen my body
0%c. captain you are the pervert
13%d. huh, what ,does beans know about this
7%e. WOW like the thong of the day poll
53%f. other

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#6 | 357 days ago

 Professional "dancers" don't have 30 minutes in 'em, plus I'm well past my prime. I've got one stage dance and one "hot seat" in me and I'm done. For a grand you can get the boyfriend experience (ladies only) for a week end. Long weekend road trip is $1500. For bookings, contact: cali.kat@chocoliciousentertainment.org and ref: #MagicMarc
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#1 | 357 days ago

 uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......NOOOOOOOOOOO......show me MORE MONEY.....and maybe..............lol...............wink
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#2 | 357 days ago

 Not happening for me, though I will say that a long time ago I went by the other guitar player's house to pick him up for a gig. His wife answered the door and said he was across the street at some guy's house who was having a bachelor's party. Then she gave me one of the eyerolls chics give guys.

I knock on the door and this lady with no clothes on answered the door. She said come in... stupid me, I went in. There was the batchelor dude lying on the floor with a quarter on his nose. And would you believe it, that lady sat on his face for a quarter. Picked it right up. I then told the guitar player we gotta go, he turned to me and was grinning real big. We split and played the gig that night. We both grinned a bunch that night.

Not a bad deal for a quarter.

This is the honest truth.
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#3 | 357 days ago

 Gosh I wish I had gone to that party 20 years ago.... But NO Way!!! would I do that now.. and darn it I could of really used the money...indecision
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#4 | 357 days ago

 30 minutes? No. Not because of that but because no one in their right mind would even ask me to do that. And, I'm not about to get all tired for my stupid drunk friends.
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#5 | 357 days ago

 (Edited by Nick__)
No way, Jose!!

I only do private shows for ladies (up to 5 ladies only) and depending on who it is, my body time might be worth more or less than $1k?   cheeky laugh






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#6 | 357 days ago

 Professional "dancers" don't have 30 minutes in 'em, plus I'm well past my prime. I've got one stage dance and one "hot seat" in me and I'm done. For a grand you can get the boyfriend experience (ladies only) for a week end. Long weekend road trip is $1500. For bookings, contact: cali.kat@chocoliciousentertainment.org and ref: #MagicMarc
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#7 | 357 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
Professional "dancers" don't have 30 minutes in 'em, plus I'm well past my prime. I've got one stage dance and one "hot seat" in me and I'm done. For a grand you can get the boyfriend experience (ladies only) for a week end. Long weekend road trip is $1500. For bookings, contact: cali.kat@chocoliciousentertainment.org and ref: #MagicMarc
This made me eyes water.

You so cray.
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#8 | 357 days ago

 Not even a little bit.
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#9 | 357 days ago

 $1,000. 00  ain't squat.    dig deeper into your pockets you cheap bast*rds and MAYBE
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#10 | 357 days ago

 No.  I don't even like being in a bathing suit in front of people I know, much less strangers.  (Yeah, I'm one of those who wears s**t over her bathing suit when I'm not in the water.)
I'll just take a check from Stoney and reward him accordingly later.
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#11 | 357 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
This made me eyes water.

You so cray.
Did the same to me.
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#12 | 356 days ago

 A couple hours of therapy,
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#13 | 356 days ago

 put me in a room full of chubby chasers and you might get a deal- how R Kelly sez- Its the after the party at the after party!
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#14 | 356 days ago
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just down to my undies for a G....yea why the F not....but not completely naked.
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#15 | 356 days ago

 Imagine all the BEER I can buy?

chris farley fat stripper
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#16 | 356 days ago

 20/25 years ago probably would have, but now no way. 
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#17 | 355 days ago

 A duck is a duck, a BUCK is a BUCK and a fu*k is a Fu*k...never turn down easy money...However, I do rec. turning down easy ducks
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#18 | 354 days ago

 THEY CAN  KEEP THEIR  MONEY  I DO  NO  STRIP'S TEASE FOR  NO ONE  NO WAY NO  HOW /LOL 
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#19 | 353 days ago

 Everyone would leave after the first minute so YES!!!!
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