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Things Clarissa Didn't Explain...
I was watching Hey Arnold! on 'The 90s Are All That' last night, and they do this all of the time but it occurred to me that it could be a poll last night. During the break, they hashtag things Clarissa didn't explain. For example:

Hipsters. #thingsclarissadidntexplain
Short selling and the subprime mortgage crisis.


Get it? Good. Participate. Tell us other things that Clarissa didn't explain at all...
Featured by: Jess at 6/27/12 1:31PM
| Closed on 07/08/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
14 Fans 
14%a. Who is the Clarissa?...
0%b. The teenage witch....
7%c. Where babies come from...
7%d. Ben Affleck's career...
43%e. Aww the 90s...
29%f. Another other Beans...

 &nbp;
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#7 | 357 days ago

 Rectal Prolapse
How much kids cut into your sex life
Best Buy's horrible Geek Squad customer service
How 10 straight days of 100+ degree temperatures make you want to murder everything in sight
Two girls One cup
Facebook brainwashing.
Why dogs scoot their ass on the floor
Why the cake is a lie
Why polygamy isnt more popular than it is
Why the Pope is racist
Why the government wont mandate a minimum IQ requirement for precreation
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#1 | 357 days ago

 I thought Clarissa explained it ALL.......
Another other Beans...  
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#2 | 357 days ago

 icfeet wrote:
I thought Clarissa explained it ALL.......
...
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#3 | 357 days ago

 Ahh the '90s, back when Nick still had good shows.  Nothing could beat the original SNICK!

Clarissa never explained FanIQ.  What would she have said about it had it been around back then?
Aww the 90s...  
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#4 | 357 days ago

 Zombie Apocalypse. 
The Walk of Shame.
Meth.
Aww the 90s...  
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#5 | 357 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
Zombie Apocalypse. 
The Walk of Shame.
Meth.
-od Man or -amphetamine?
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#6 | 357 days ago

 hashtags #thingsclarissadidntexplain
Another other Beans...  
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#7 | 357 days ago

 Rectal Prolapse
How much kids cut into your sex life
Best Buy's horrible Geek Squad customer service
How 10 straight days of 100+ degree temperatures make you want to murder everything in sight
Two girls One cup
Facebook brainwashing.
Why dogs scoot their ass on the floor
Why the cake is a lie
Why polygamy isnt more popular than it is
Why the Pope is racist
Why the government wont mandate a minimum IQ requirement for precreation
16
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#8 | 357 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
-od Man or -amphetamine?
...yes.
Aww the 90s...  
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#9 | 357 days ago
  • The obsession with a bad QB just because he shows his religious power on the field
  • Bath Salts
  • US Immigration -  naw...lets not go THERE!  cheeky
  • Jersey Shore!
  • Why looking orange, like an Oompa Loompa is popular in some scenes?
  • Why more and more people these days should need a license to parent!
  • Internet Skalking
Where babies come from...  
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#10 | 357 days ago

 how hubcaps on your wall don't look cool unless you are clarissa
the proper way to respond when someone says "you're quiet tonight," in a social scene
how to drive a stick in heels
limits and the importance of knowing them
the infield fly rule

(i hate that i can see "rectal prolapse" in my peripheral)

she did teach me how to write backwards though
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#11 | 357 days ago

 Jeggings.

Dirty Sanchez.
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#12 | 357 days ago

 Why you would ever want to call a doctor if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours after taking a little blue pill.
Another other Beans...  
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#13 | 357 days ago

 Why the gays loved Buffy. (I'm sure sis already knew the answer though).

The McRib.

The necessity of alcohol (or w**d, if you remember her parents).
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#14 | 357 days ago

 The correlation between vampires and a young lady's naughty bits
Thailand lady-boys
why blabbermouths rat out their buddies getting laid by the teacher
Bieber Fever
How the buoyancy of Katy Perry's breasts may be the key to unlocking the secrecy of walrus migrations in the arctic ocean
5
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#15 | 356 days ago

 She never explained WHY Ferguson was so f'ing annoying.
Aww the 90s...  
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#16 | 356 days ago

 Parachute pants, multi layer sock wearing, the mullet
Aww the 90s...  
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#17 | 355 days ago

 Barney the dinosaur
Another other Beans...  
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#18 | 355 days ago

 Teenage boy bands
Aww the 90s...  
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#19 | 352 days ago

 icfeet wrote:
Barney the dinosaur
Um, Barney was an awesome, multitalented dinosaur. No explanation needed. Hello.
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#20 | 352 days ago

 Skinning jeans - wtf is wrong with today's youth? 
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#21 | 352 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Skinning jeans - wtf is wrong with today's youth? 
Uhh, where the hell have you been?! You don't write, you don't call...
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#22 | 352 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
Uhh, where the hell have you been?! You don't write, you don't call...
Work has been crazy, woman! 

Where the hell were you before I took a hiatus? 
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#23 | 352 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Work has been crazy, woman! 

Where the hell were you before I took a hiatus? 
I was quietly falling apart. You need to tell people before you vanish. Thank you for your cooperation.
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#24 | 352 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
I was quietly falling apart. You need to tell people before you vanish. Thank you for your cooperation.
Fo sho. 
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#25 | 350 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Skinning jeans - wtf is wrong with today's youth? 
*Skinny*


(master of the word...ha!)
Aww the 90s...  
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#26 | 350 days ago

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How do you get to Sesame Street.
Ben Affleck's career...  
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#27 | 350 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
How do you get to Sesame Street.
Haaaa.
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#28 | 350 days ago

 Whether time is an illusion, a dimension, or a figment of everyone's imagination.
The Grand Unification Theory
Stonehenge
Dark Matter
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#29 | 349 days ago

 Pet rocks, pop rocks, pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
Aww the 90s...  
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