Despite their struggles with science and math in school, women are convinced that teleportation and telepathy (sorry, stupid multitasking, I wrote the wrong power) are not only possible but should be talents held by all men

Well, I am not going to bash my own species (male) nor will I jump at the chance to ridicule the female gender. 

They say there is a perfect match for every person, a soul mate, if you will. I say **** all that ****.

Men are dogs, so a neighbor of mine says. And to that I can only say, 'arf, arf... arf, arf, arf.' I am also told that all women are crazy by more than just one male friend of mine. To that I say, 'which black shoe out of these 10 black shoes looks good with this dress... no, wait, that dress... no, wait... these slacks and that blouse, no... wait... this blouse... no, this dress... no wait... should I wear my hair up, down, or to the side... no wait...'

Men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies. 

Hii.

Because women are the better liars.

You just told a lie. 

Prove it.

I'm a human lie detector so I just did. 


Here's another thing about women....all of them have a fantasy about making out with hot women, though few of them admit it.  For instance, does this picture of Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin not do anything for you? 

Not even a little bit. 

You ain't got to lie, Craig, you ain't got to lie.

Women are more emotional than straight men

Men tend to find almost anything funny, whereas most women might take offense to it.

Women have better memories...more long term than men.

Men are more punctual.

Women are more compassionate

lol. Show me two women I find hot kissing and then I understand, but that pic didn't do it.

OK, this one is from my own personal stash. 



And just because this picture is something I find hilarious (from the same night).....more pics of her pole dancing are available upon request. 

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

ummmm *sigh* 
(i got nothing) i lied... I miss Norse and that dude that made me an Aztecs fan...

Oh, I'm supposed to keep that alive "Go Aztecs!"




Men are a lot more sensitive than they realize because their egos are so large.

I think I know more men obsessed with shoes than women...so that stereotype may be outdated...or just blurred a bit. 

I also know more men who will buy crap they don't need, regardless of price, than women...my husband is one of them.

Hmm as for my own...women have self image issues - even the gorgeous ones - made worse by men who put too much emphasis on looks/body. Society creates the problem; men perpetuate it (in general).