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1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?

3. What was your very first paying job?
4. Cheetos or Doritos?
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?
6. Favorite type of cheese?
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.
8.
Last movie you watched?
9. Your song of the week?
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him.
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#2 | 734 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?   Teach....being 6 inches and blue wouldn't change it.
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?    I only have pure thoughts........probably 4-14 times---breakfast, snack, lunch, and dinner, but 0 when I'm cramping.

3. What was your very first paying job?   Babysitting
4. Cheetos or Doritos?   Doritos.....in my sandwich
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?   George Jetson wears shoes and can fly. He wins!
6. Favorite type of cheese?  This is hard....I love cheese.....I'm going to go with Tillamook sharp cheddar. 
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because there's no school and that would be silly!_.   
8. 
Last movie you watched?   at the theater.....the new Medea one (shut your mouth!)  on TV---Crazy, Stupid, Love
9. Your song of the week?.....Some Nights by Fun.
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage Mr. A Whole LOT of LOVE
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#1 | 734 days ago

BLUESY
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NEWSPAPER BOY
DORITOS........
GEORGE
SWISS
ITS TOOOOOOOOOO HOT
GRAND TORINO
ANY OLDIE
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#2 | 734 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?   Teach....being 6 inches and blue wouldn't change it.
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?    I only have pure thoughts........probably 4-14 times---breakfast, snack, lunch, and dinner, but 0 when I'm cramping.

3. What was your very first paying job?   Babysitting
4. Cheetos or Doritos?   Doritos.....in my sandwich
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?   George Jetson wears shoes and can fly. He wins!
6. Favorite type of cheese?  This is hard....I love cheese.....I'm going to go with Tillamook sharp cheddar. 
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because there's no school and that would be silly!_.   
8. 
Last movie you watched?   at the theater.....the new Medea one (shut your mouth!)  on TV---Crazy, Stupid, Love
9. Your song of the week?.....Some Nights by Fun.
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage Mr. A Whole LOT of LOVE
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#3 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Spanky.
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? Twice, first for 11 hours, 59 minutes and 56 seconds, then I take an 8 second break and finish the rest of the day thinking about it some more.
3. What was your very first paying job? Other than allowance, it was mowing folks’ lawns.
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Cheetos, between the two.
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Jetson, surely he would have a get the world’s **** together button.
6. Favorite type of cheese? Free.
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. My dog ate my car keys.
8. Last movie you watched? Ice age the meltdown.
9. Your song of the week? Baby’s got back. I am attempting to play it on my guitar and sing it.
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. The Kevinator, I know, it’s lame but it is all I could come up with on such a short notice.
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#4 | 734 days ago
unopescatore (+)

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?  Jersey Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? When I have sex I try to not think about sex

3. What was your very first paying job? Paper route
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Fred Flintstone
6. Favorite type of cheese? parmigiano reggiano
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  I have a job
8.
Last movie you watched? Young Guns
9. Your song of the week? Love Interruption   Jack White
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him.  I dunno
#5 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? 
Loud A$$ Smurf

2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?

Easily 35 times...more when its hot outside...just thought about it again!! 36

3. What was your very first paying job?
I worked helping my Dad as a carpenter when I was 9, and I earned $5 an hour!! 

4. Cheetos or Doritos?
CHEETOS!!

5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?
George Jetson

6. Favorite type of cheese?
Mozzarella (PIZZA!!!!)

7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.
Somebody drank the last "5 Hour Energy" from my 7-11!!

8.
Last movie you watched?
Puss N Boots with the kids...


9. Your song of the week?
FALLING AWAY FROM ME - KORN

10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him
BootyBounce Bob
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#6 | 734 days ago

1. I want to be Azrael. (I like the angel of death ref, lol)
2. Idk, more than 7 less than a dozen.
3. I worked as a clerk in a video store.
4. Doritos but Cheetos has better commercials. (The mattress giant one is spectacular. "Impressive sir." LMAO!!!)
5. George
6. Feta I guess. Just had some in a salad last night.
7. I never missed a lot of days when i worked in an office. i was always the guy banking sick days or whatever.
8. Something I had never seen before on cable last weekend, that I can't even remember now. Red Eye? Revolver?
9. I don't have answers for most of these... that new Nas one?
10. Dan Cabana
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#7 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Sleepy
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? 162 (give or take 3)

3. What was your very first paying job? Warehouse Clerk (I think) at PPG
4. Cheetos or Doritos? hmm... Flaming hot cheetos but cool ranch doritos are a close second.
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George, he's so advanced.
6. Favorite type of cheese? Umm...most of them.... If I must, right now I'm partial to muenster.
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. pigs are flying.
8.
Last movie you watched? I haven't watched a whole movie in almost 2 weeks, last I saw on my tv was Happy Gilmore.
9. Your song of the week? Theraflu
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Fozzie Woz-zay!
#8 | 734 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Coffee
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? 12-15 (depending on the day)

3. What was your very first paying job? Clerk for a Law Office
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Fred Flintstone 
6. Favorite type of cheese? Smoked Gouda
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because I lost the key to my handcuffs, waiting on a locksmith.
8. 
Last movie you watched? Cedar Rapids (night before  last)
9. Your song of the week? Mind Tripper/Poison
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage StarGlitz Hooter.
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#9 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?

2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?


3. What was your very first paying job?


4. Cheetos or Doritos?
Duh...this is how i STILL eat Doritos...


5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?

Favorite type of cheese?



7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.



8.
Last movie you watched?



9. Your song of the week?


10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him.

#10 | 734 days ago

jason, you are OOC!
#11 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?    Smokey Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?  10

3. What was your very first paying job?  Worked for the Asst Principal in charge of discipline --  got fired, he had to spank me.
4. Cheetos or Doritos?   Crunchy Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George, can't trust people with flat feet
6. Favorite type of cheese?  Burrata Mozzarella
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  I have the runs.
8.
Last movie you watched?  Last Night,,,,,,,Paranormal Activities 3
9. Your song of the week?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM89T74MPnE
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him.
         Baby Got Back Bacon
#12 | 734 days ago

1- Grumpy Smurf
2- 35 - 40----with today's fashion and being in the fashion capital of the US- you do the math
3- Summer Youth - Grfoup counselor
4- George Jetson - reasons previously stated
5- Provolone - the less calcium of them all
6- Anal Glaucoma - - I cant see my *** coming in to work
7- Madea;s Federal Witness
8- " Why you so obsessed with me"
9- Sorry Rich but your name says it all - - - -"Dickhead"
#13 | 734 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

(Edited by Sharp Square)

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Slowly Smurf

2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
8-15

3. What was your very first paying job? weekends at domino/card room getting drinks for guys playing paid whole $5 bucks a day + tips

4. Cheetos or Doritos? Cheetos

5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson

6. Favorite type of cheese?  Mozzarella

7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because ...  im still at the casino

8.
Last movie you watched? Underworld Awakening

9. Your song of the week? Nelly/Kelly - Dilemma

10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?  Sexual Bacon
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#14 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? - J Swizzle Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
- Depends on the day.  Usually about a thousand though. 
3. What was your very first paying job? - Who sing s the song Ditty?  Paperboy.
4. Cheetos or Doritos? - Cheetos fo sho.
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? - GJ
6. Favorite type of cheese? - Money
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. - thunderbolts coming out me arse.
8.
Last movie you watched? - Role Models
9. Your song of the week? - Let's Go by Ne-Yo feating Calvin somethin'
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. - Big Thirsy
#15 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? "Leave me alone or I'll f##k you up" Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? I'd have an easier time counting the minutes I'm NOT thinking about it

3. What was your very first paying job?  Working for my pa doing construction
4. Cheetos or Doritos?  Niether, Tims Cascade Jalepeno chips, but if I had to choose... I'd probably go hungry
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?  They're both idiots, I'll say Fred cuz he looks like he can at least whoop some a$$
6. Favorite type of cheese?  Fromunda.... lol.... I actually don't like cheese, but Provolone on a samich is pretty okay
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  D-I-A-R-H-E-A  cha-cha-cha
8.
Last movie you watched? "Act of Valor"  Going to watch Batman tomorrow at the matinee (I'm a cheap bastard)
9. Your song of the week?  'The Dirty Heads" new album
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?!  The 'Squatch
#16 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Walt
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
5,280
3. What was your very first paying job? Working for my old man's first company as an electrical apprentice/laborer
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Fred Flintstone
6. Favorite type of cheese? Havarti
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because I'm emotionally scarred.
8.
Last movie you watched? Blade Runner
9. Your song of the week? Juvenile - Back That Azz up
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage_Ricardo Cabeza ?! Name him.
#17 | 734 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?
WiggleSmurf


2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?

Ironically, if you calculate the number of atoms in a 27g sample of Chromium, as follows:
(27gCr * 59.1^-1 gCr)(6.022E23)/2 = 1.56E23 atoms

The number of atoms is directly proportional with the number of times I think about sex.  :)

That would like this, in seconds:
1.81E18 times/sec

Pretty Darn!!!  (Standard Deviation = .09)


3. What was your very first paying job?

Sacker  ;)


4. Cheetos or Doritos?
Cheetos  <~~~ Jalalpeno Cheddar or Spicy/Limon


5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?
Flintstone ... Jetson would probably think he knew more than me ... F THAT!!!


6. Favorite type of cheese?
Jalapeno Monterrey Jack


7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.
of Planck's Constant (according to Heisenberg that is)


8. 
Last movie you watched?
Uhhhhhhhh ... Twelve Monkeys, last night


9. Your song of the week?
Por Mujeres Como Tu  (Pepe Aguilar)


10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome
 to the stage________?! Name him
D*** Reign
#18 | 734 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. I want to be Azrael. (I like the angel of death ref, lol)
2. Idk, more than 7 less than a dozen.
3. I worked as a clerk in a video store.
4. Doritos but Cheetos has better commercials. (The mattress giant one is spectacular. "Impressive sir." LMAO!!!)
5. George
6. Feta I guess. Just had some in a salad last night.
7. I never missed a lot of days when i worked in an office. i was always the guy banking sick days or whatever.
8. Something I had never seen before on cable last weekend, that I can't even remember now. Red Eye? Revolver?
9. I don't have answers for most of these... that new Nas one?
10. Dan Cabana
Sir? Fill in the blank. TIA
#19 | 734 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
beerstudk wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? "Leave me alone or I'll f##k you up" Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? I'd have an easier time counting the minutes I'm NOT thinking about it

3. What was your very first paying job?  Working for my pa doing construction
4. Cheetos or Doritos?  Niether, Tims Cascade Jalepeno chips, but if I had to choose... I'd probably go hungry
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?  They're both idiots, I'll say Fred cuz he looks like he can at least whoop some a$$
6. Favorite type of cheese?  Fromunda.... lol.... I actually don't like cheese, but Provolone on a samich is pretty okay
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  D-I-A-R-H-E-A  cha-cha-cha
8.
Last movie you watched? "Act of Valor"  Going to watch Batman tomorrow at the matinee (I'm a cheap bastard)
9. Your song of the week?  'The Dirty Heads" new album
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?!  The 'Squatch
You actually don't like cheese? You must be a terrorist. I shan't be speaking to you anymore on this day.

****.
#20 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You actually don't like cheese? You must be a terrorist. I shan't be speaking to you anymore on this day.

****.
And he lives in Tillamook nation................................which is EVEN worse! tsk tsk
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#21 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You actually don't like cheese? You must be a terrorist. I shan't be speaking to you anymore on this day.

****.
My tears are flowing like low-grade, fake-a$$, government manufactured nacho cheese out of this....
#22 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Tipsy Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? Plenty. Idk depends on the day.

3. What was your very first paying job? Restaurant called Capt. Andy's River Town(Chuck E Cheese type of place)
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson
6. Favorite type of cheese? Provolone for sandwiches, Mozzerella
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. I'm Drunk
8.
Last movie you watched? Magic Mike
9. Your song of the week? Scream~Usher
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him Big D**k
#23 | 734 days ago

kteacher wrote:
And he lives in Tillamook nation................................which is EVEN worse! tsk tsk
Sadness.
#24 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?-Dilligaf Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?-More than the average woman would admit to and less than Nick

3. What was your very first paying job?-paper boy
4. Cheetos or Doritos?-cheetos, how else are you going to get orangewood?
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?-Fred Flintstone
6. Favorite type of cheese?-cheese
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.-I have Anal Glaucoma.
8. 
Last movie you watched?-Pearl Harbor
9. Your song of the week?-White America
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him.-Big Lebowski, and I only were the thong, flip flops and bathrobe
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#25 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?  MO

2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? 50 probably more thanks to Kats new avatar


3. What was your very first paying job?paper boy

4. Cheetos or Doritos? Doritos

5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Fred

6. Favorite type of cheese? 'Merikan anything else is un'merikan

7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  your wife asked me to come over and help her with some plumbing

8.
Last movie you watched?  Airplane

9. Your song of the week?  Doo waa diddy

10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Ladiiiiiieeess, coming to the stage, put your hands together for Brutus Meatcake.
#26 | 734 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
Cali_Kat wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Tipsy Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? Plenty. Idk depends on the day.

3. What was your very first paying job? Restaurant called Capt. Andy's River Town(Chuck E Cheese type of place)
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson
6. Favorite type of cheese? Provolone for sandwiches, Mozzerella
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. I'm Drunk
8.
Last movie you watched? Magic Mike
9. Your song of the week? Scream~Usher
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him Big D**k
Tipsy Smurf....I dig it. 

1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl a*s jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a ni**a gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor 
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do sh*t for fun,
You aint got one ni**a you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bit*h give it back now you don't get none.

[Chorus x4:]
Now everybody in the club ["in this b*tch"] gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club ["in this b*tch"] gettin tipsy

[Verse 2:]
2, here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5,
Now i'm lookin at shorty right in the eyes,
Couple seconds passed now i'm lookin at her thighs,
While she tellin me how much she hate her guy,
Said she got a kid but she got her tubes tied,
If you 21 girl that's alright,
I wonder if a shake comin with them fries,
If so baby can i get em super sized,
Here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2,
She started feelin on my johnson right out the blue,
Girl you super thick so i'm thinkin that's koo,
But instead of 1 lifestyle i need 2
Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels,
Expression on her face like she aint got a clue,
And she told me she don't run with a crew,
You know how i do but i guess one gotta do.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6,
Self explanatory I ain't gotta say i'm rich,
This single man ain't tryna get hitched,
Ni**a waste it on me man son of a bit*h,
Brushed it all off now i'm back to gettin lit,
Grisa orange juice man this some good ish,
Homeboy trippin cause i'm starin at his chick,
Now he on the sideline starin at my clique,
Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3,
Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me,
Club on the set kwon cut out them trees,
Dude i don't care i'm a p.i.m.p.

[Chorus]

Everybody in the club ["in this bit*h" ] gettin tipsy [x4]
#27 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Sir? Fill in the blank. TIA
I cant come in to work, cuz i'm already here. I'm in the conference room upstairs using the crazy space looking triangular speaker phone to crank call Customer Service about some marketing issue, just to have Ellena page me, then tell her I'm on a call in the conference room. Then back to demanding to speak to someone NOW about my marketing grievance, and having her call me again on the conf room extension. Keep this up as long as possible.  (The Montreal Circle Jerk - it's gonna be faetured in Ocean's 15)
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#28 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?  Drunken Smurf.  Smurf name Generator on here at one time and that is what I got.
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?  12

3. What was your very first paying job?  making pizzas
4. Cheetos or Doritos?  nacho cheese doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?  George Jetson
6. Favorite type of cheese?  pepperjack
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  I have anal glaucoma
8. 
Last movie you watched?  Theater: Amazing Spiderman, Netflix: Wet Hot American Summer
9. Your song of the week?  Kenny Chesney "Come Over"
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him.  Abe Vigoda
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#29 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Nerd Smurf or Eeyore Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
Not computable
3. What was your very first paying job? Stock boy at a convenience store
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Jetson
6. Favorite type of cheese? Cheddar
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. My vacation has started
8.
Last movie you watched? Moonrise Kingdom
9. Your song of the week? Hollywood Nights- Bob Seger
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Pass
#30 | 734 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I cant come in to work, cuz i'm already here. I'm in the conference room upstairs using the crazy space looking triangular speaker phone to crank call Customer Service about some marketing issue, just to have Ellena page me, then tell her I'm on a call in the conference room. Then back to demanding to speak to someone NOW about my marketing grievance, and having her call me again on the conf room extension. Keep this up as long as possible.  (The Montreal Circle Jerk - it's gonna be faetured in Ocean's 15)
:D You're dreamy!
#31 | 734 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? ****y Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
 cheeky...more than most men, I think. 
3. What was your very first paying job? Video stock/janitor/clerk at the local video store
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Jalapeno Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson. They're both dopey, but Fred's a way worse misogynist than George
6. Favorite type of cheese? Co-Jack, Provolone, or Romano...depends on what I'm making
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  My internet is down
8. 
Last movie you watched? Anonymous
9. Your song of the week? Misguided Ghosts by Paramore has been stuck in my head for some reason
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Sir Baconator
#32 | 734 days ago

Jess wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? ****y Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
 cheeky...more than most men, I think. 
3. What was your very first paying job? Video stock/janitor/clerk at the local video store
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Jalapeno Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson. They're both dopey, but Fred's a way worse misogynist than George
6. Favorite type of cheese? Co-Jack, Provolone, or Romano...depends on what I'm making
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  My internet is down
8. 
Last movie you watched? Anonymous
9. Your song of the week? Misguided Ghosts by Paramore has been stuck in my head for some reason
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Sir Baconator
All the day im thinking abut sex...
#33 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
:D You're dreamy!
I need to add that to my resume. It's sublime with an audience of 2 or 3. You need a mark (800 incoming line + co-worker sticking to protocol) and a voice. Wait for the rotation when you take "inquiries" (PR nonsense) and that's it. #Gorgeous
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#34 | 733 days ago

love_pal88 wrote:
All the day im thinking abut sex...
Nick?
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#35 | 733 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Nick?
Billie? 
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#36 | 733 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Billie? 
Don't you lose my number.
#37 | 733 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Don't you lose my number.
867-5309
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#38 | 733 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
867-5309
Got it off the bathroom wall.
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#39 | 733 days ago

heart you guys.
#40 | 733 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Walt
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
5,280
3. What was your very first paying job? Working for my old man's first company as an electrical apprentice/laborer
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Fred Flintstone
6. Favorite type of cheese? Havarti
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because I'm emotionally scarred.
8.
Last movie you watched? Blade Runner
9. Your song of the week? Juvenile - Back That Azz up
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage_Ricardo Cabeza ?! Name him.
I had thought about using my newly-found spanish speaking skills to nave the Kev as well.  I'll hafta come back later after the Woodford Reserve starts killing my hangover.
#41 | 733 days ago

Jess wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? ****y Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
 cheeky...more than most men, I think. 
3. What was your very first paying job? Video stock/janitor/clerk at the local video store
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Jalapeno Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson. They're both dopey, but Fred's a way worse misogynist than George
6. Favorite type of cheese? Co-Jack, Provolone, or Romano...depends on what I'm making
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  My internet is down
8. 
Last movie you watched? Anonymous
9. Your song of the week? Misguided Ghosts by Paramore has been stuck in my head for some reason
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Sir Baconator
yeah, Jess, I can see you as sexy smurf ;)
#42 | 733 days ago

Jess wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? ****y Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
 cheeky...more than most men, I think. 
3. What was your very first paying job? Video stock/janitor/clerk at the local video store
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Jalapeno Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson. They're both dopey, but Fred's a way worse misogynist than George
6. Favorite type of cheese? Co-Jack, Provolone, or Romano...depends on what I'm making
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  My internet is down
8. 
Last movie you watched? Anonymous
9. Your song of the week? Misguided Ghosts by Paramore has been stuck in my head for some reason
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Sir Baconator
Please Jess, I'm in Ottawa( canada). I'm originarly from central African Republic. Please, can you find me one of my best friend that I met in Manhattan( New-York City) in April and may 2002 in Dehirch residance who is Brezilian and that the name is Cezaras.
#43 | 733 days ago

Jess, given your random internet suitors, you should never have self-esteem issues again.
#44 | 733 days ago

dsimon_narcisse wrote:
Please Jess, I'm in Ottawa( canada). I'm originarly from central African Republic. Please, can you find me one of my best friend that I met in Manhattan( New-York City) in April and may 2002 in Dehirch residance who is Brezilian and that the name is Cezaras.
go to google....this isn't "find-a-friend"...if he left you with a "present" good luck
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#45 | 731 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Lobotomy Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? 1,000,000

3. What was your very first paying job?Putting labels on envelopes for the development office at school when I was 12.
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?George Jetson. Would anyone really want a caveman running the country?
6. Favorite type of cheese?Cheddar
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_I'm sick (generic answer that always works)
8. 
Last movie you watched? Batman Begins
9. Your song of the week? 99 Problems
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Peter Skull
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#46 | 731 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Lobotomy Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? 1,000,000

3. What was your very first paying job?Putting labels on envelopes for the development office at school when I was 12.
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?George Jetson. Would anyone really want a caveman running the country?
6. Favorite type of cheese?Cheddar
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_I'm sick (generic answer that always works)
8. 
Last movie you watched? Batman Begins
9. Your song of the week? 99 Problems
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Peter Skull
Your numerical answers always kill me. lmao.
#47 | 731 days ago
Nick__ (+)

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Zima Smurf  wink  or Perv Smurf cheeky
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?  1x but it lasts all day
3. What was your very first paying job? Paper Delivery (age 11)
4. Cheetos or Doritos?  Doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson
6. Favorite type of cheese? Mozzerella
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. - I have the sh**s!
8. Last movie you watched? Intouchables (at the Movies) / The Blind Side (on TV)
9. Your song of the week? Dazed and Confused (Led Zeppelin)
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. BACON BITS
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#48 | 731 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?  Drinking Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? WHAT! sorry I was thinking about sex!

3. What was your very first paying job? working for a Parks & Recreation Department
4. Cheetos or Doritos?  tough one, but Doritos ( many flavors)
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?  George Jetson
6. Favorite type of cheese?  Colby Jack
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  I won the Lottery...(I wish)!
8. 
Last movie you watched?  at home..Spider-Man 3, at a theater..Madeas Witness Protection Program.
9. Your song of the week?  "The Garden" by RUSH
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him  Sir Loin!
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#49 | 731 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Killing All Smurfs
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? 2x a day: when I am awake and when I am asleep

3. What was your very first paying job? delivering newspapers
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Doritos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? Jetson because he was smarter than Fred (anyone who lets his cat lock him out of his own house should never run anything)
6. Favorite type of cheese? KerryGold Irish Swiss Cheese
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_I don't want to work________.
8.
Last movie you watched? American Wedding
9. Your song of the week? Fast Forward by kenny chesney
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage___Dick Brains_____?! Name him
#50 | 731 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
yeah, Jess, I can see you as sexy smurf ;)
how can calling Jess Sexy Smurf be in poor quality when all I am doing is speaking the truth?
#51 | 731 days ago

Because I don't like it.
#52 | 731 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? princess crackerjack
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? not often unless a dude i wanna bang is nerby

3. What was your very first paying job? teaching swim lessons (yer next, sistah)
4. Cheetos or Doritos? cheetos straight out of the fridge. oh. muh. god.
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? george. fred yelled too much
6. Favorite type of cheese? anytime: string cheese; fancy: tillamook extra sharp white cheddar
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. it still smells like cat poop in my office
8.
Last movie you watched? the onion movie - hilarious!
9. Your song of the week? we don't stop - michael franti
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. glen
#53 | 731 days ago

1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?  Hangover Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
  Infinitely.
3. What was your very first paying job?  Customer service at J.C. Penney's
4. Cheetos or Doritos?  Doortoes
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?  George. 
6. Favorite type of cheese?  Pepperjack
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because I'm hung over.
8.
Last movie you watched?  Magic Mike
9. Your song of the week?  Everlong...Foo Fighters
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage Johnny Wood?! Name him.
#54 | 731 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? princess crackerjack
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? not often unless a dude i wanna bang is nerby

3. What was your very first paying job? teaching swim lessons (yer next, sistah)
4. Cheetos or Doritos? cheetos straight out of the fridge. oh. muh. god.
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? george. fred yelled too much
6. Favorite type of cheese? anytime: string cheese; fancy: tillamook extra sharp white cheddar
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. it still smells like cat poop in my office
8.
Last movie you watched? the onion movie - hilarious!
9. Your song of the week? we don't stop - michael franti
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. glen
lucky i'm 1200 miles away...
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#55 | 731 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?  Hangover Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
  Infinitely.
3. What was your very first paying job?  Customer service at J.C. Penney's
4. Cheetos or Doritos?  Doortoes
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country?  George. 
6. Favorite type of cheese?  Pepperjack
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because I'm hung over.
8.
Last movie you watched?  Magic Mike
9. Your song of the week?  Everlong...Foo Fighters
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage Johnny Wood?! Name him.
what i said in post #54...
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#56 | 730 days ago

Jess wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? ****y Smurf
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex?
 cheeky...more than most men, I think. 
3. What was your very first paying job? Video stock/janitor/clerk at the local video store
4. Cheetos or Doritos? Jalapeno Cheetos
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? George Jetson. They're both dopey, but Fred's a way worse misogynist than George
6. Favorite type of cheese? Co-Jack, Provolone, or Romano...depends on what I'm making
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________.  My internet is down
8. 
Last movie you watched? Anonymous
9. Your song of the week? Misguided Ghosts by Paramore has been stuck in my head for some reason
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. Sir Baconator
jess how are you.you no i like bangladesh tem.......
#57 | 730 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Because I don't like it.
are you jealous that I don't call you sexy, sexy?
#58 | 730 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? princess crackerjack
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? not often unless a dude i wanna bang is nerby

3. What was your very first paying job? teaching swim lessons (yer next, sistah)
4. Cheetos or Doritos? cheetos straight out of the fridge. oh. muh. god.
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? george. fred yelled too much
6. Favorite type of cheese? anytime: string cheese; fancy: tillamook extra sharp white cheddar
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. it still smells like cat poop in my office
8.
Last movie you watched? the onion movie - hilarious!
9. Your song of the week? we don't stop - michael franti
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. glen
Love answers 1, 2, 7, but 10 was so weak, Jack LaLanne is now coaching it to make it stronger, lmao
#59 | 729 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
are you jealous that I don't call you sexy, sexy?
Nope, I don't know you, and I'm sooo unsexy it's ridiculous. I just don't like all the flirtation with one of my future wives, and I've told you this already/
#60 | 728 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? princess crackerjack
2. On average, how many times a day do you think about sex? not often unless a dude i wanna bang is nerby

3. What was your very first paying job? teaching swim lessons (yer next, sistah)
4. Cheetos or Doritos? cheetos straight out of the fridge. oh. muh. god.
5. Would you rather have Fred Flintstone or George Jetson as president of your country? george. fred yelled too much
6. Favorite type of cheese? anytime: string cheese; fancy: tillamook extra sharp white cheddar
7. Fill in the blank: I can't come to work today because_________. it still smells like cat poop in my office
8.
Last movie you watched? the onion movie - hilarious!
9. Your song of the week? we don't stop - michael franti
10. Richard_Cranium has joined the world of exotic dancing. Welcome to the stage________?! Name him. glen
Glen? come on, sweetie, you can do better than that. My second choice was going to be Professor Brainy Dick

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