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S L F - All the kids are doing it.
A "Slap / Lick / Fondle" twist on the Marry-Eff-Kill game. Here's Tosh's mashup to kinda give you a hint at what I'm talking about. (Obviously that link is TV-MA and NSFW.)

Name 3 celebs, athletes or famous people then the next person responds and then adds 3 more names for the next person. (I know, this is usually not my type of poll. I've been up for hours and I'm a little bored and possibly sleep deprived. My apologies.)

Additional rule: If anyone adds these emoticons ------> S L F - All the kids are doing it. Photo  S L F - All the kids are doing it. Photo to their sophomoric, innuendo filled answer, I will use my very particular set of skills to look for you, find you and slap you.

Got it? Good. I'll go first:

Joe Buck - Skip Bayless - Matt Lauer

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103.8461. S L F - All the kids are doing it.

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#1 | 632 days ago

cheeky
(I love "cheeky", bite me.)

I don't have an answer for this. I can't tolerate two of them. Carry on.
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#1 | 632 days ago

cheeky
(I love "cheeky", bite me.)

I don't have an answer for this. I can't tolerate two of them. Carry on.
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#2 | 632 days ago

will give this a try - - - Richard Nixoni , George Wallace and George W.Bush
#3 | 632 days ago

Jess wrote:
cheeky
(I love "cheeky", bite me.)

I don't have an answer for this. I can't tolerate two of them. Carry on.
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE COUNSELOR. - Approach. "Bite wasn't an option, but I'll allow it. I just don't want you making an end run around this poll's constitution."
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#4 | 632 days ago

Ok NYCE...

Barbara Walters - LAdy GaGa - Eva Mendes
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#5 | 632 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Ok NYCE...

Barbara Walters - LAdy GaGa - Eva Mendes
Slap - lady gaga

lick - Barbara Walters

fondle - Eva Mendes


rosie o'donnell, nancy pelosi, sarah palin
#6 | 632 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Why is everyone doing it wrong (except mojo dojo (ish))?


I hate you for the first choices....
SLAP THE S**T out of Joe Buck with a brick.
Lick Matt Lauer (from Katie couric, right?)
Fondle Skip Bayless... lol. this is making me giggle... I'm sure he won't mind the abuse.

and alain's choices...

richard nixon, george wallace, george w.
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#7 | 632 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Ok NYCE...

Barbara Walters - LAdy GaGa - Eva Mendes
slap barbara walters - don't get me wrong. i loooove the ladies. i mean they rev my engines but they don't belong in the newsroom.

fondle lady gaga - ....just to lay a rumor to rest

lick eva mendes - who wouldn't?


mike tyson, bob ross, mr. wizard
#8 | 632 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
slap barbara walters - don't get me wrong. i loooove the ladies. i mean they rev my engines but they don't belong in the newsroom.

fondle lady gaga - ....just to lay a rumor to rest

lick eva mendes - who wouldn't?


mike tyson, bob ross, mr. wizard
Slap Mike - i gotta death wish
Lick Bob's fro
Fondle Mr. Wizard, just cuz



Clinton, Bush 1, Bush Jr.

PS. skip me do Ash, we're messing up. Thx. lol
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#9 | 632 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Why is everyone doing it wrong (except mojo dojo (ish))?


I hate you for the first choices....
SLAP THE S**T out of Joe Buck with a brick.
Lick Matt Lauer (from Katie couric, right?)
Fondle Skip Bayless... lol. this is making me giggle... I'm sure he won't mind the abuse.

and alain's choices...

richard nixon, george wallace, george w.
Thank you Ash
#10 | 632 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Why is everyone doing it wrong (except mojo dojo (ish))?


I hate you for the first choices....
SLAP THE S**T out of Joe Buck with a brick.
Lick Matt Lauer (from Katie couric, right?)
Fondle Skip Bayless... lol. this is making me giggle... I'm sure he won't mind the abuse.

and alain's choices...

richard nixon, george wallace, george w.
ewww.

slap  george w.

lick Nixon I guess.  ewwww

fondle, by default Wallace, ewwww



ok, Lorriana Bobbit, Amy Fisher, Monica Lewinsky. 
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#11 | 632 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
ewww.

slap  george w.

lick Nixon I guess.  ewwww

fondle, by default Wallace, ewwww



ok, Lorriana Bobbit, Amy Fisher, Monica Lewinsky. 
lick......monica............fondle.......amy.......slap....bobbit..........

phyllis diller.....betty white.............rosie.......lol


#12 | 632 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
lick......monica............fondle.......amy.......slap....bobbit..........

phyllis diller.....betty white.............rosie.......lol


laugh @ diller
ask a woman to punch rosie

hug betty





Tom Cruise, Mathew McCoughney , Msrc Anthony
#13 | 632 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)
Jeff_P wrote:
lick......monica............fondle.......amy.......slap....bobbit..........

phyllis diller.....betty white.............rosie.......lol


 Shiotz the lag, answers to Alain

Slap  Tom
Lick Marc
Fondle Matthew




Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Carlos Mencia
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#14 | 632 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
 Shiotz the lag, answers to Alain

Slap  Tom
Lick Marc
Fondle Matthew




Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Carlos Mencia
Slap - Dane Cook
Lick - Carlos Mencia
Fondle - Daniel Tosh




David Letterman, Jay Leno and Pierce Morgan
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#15 | 632 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
   
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#16 | 632 days ago

davonthedl wrote:
Slap - Dane Cook
Lick - Carlos Mencia
Fondle - Daniel Tosh




David Letterman, Jay Leno and Pierce Morgan
Slap...no, B****Slap Pierce Morgan

Lick Dave

Fondle Jay...actually, his chin...LOL




Bobby Knight, Rex Ryan, & Billy Martin (the SPORTS edition)
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#17 | 632 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Slap...no, B****Slap Pierce Morgan

Lick Dave

Fondle Jay...actually, his chin...LOL




Bobby Knight, Rex Ryan, & Billy Martin (the SPORTS edition)
Slap Bobby Knight- he likes it rough
Lick Fat Football Jesus/Fat The Dude
Fondle Billy Martin-I don't know who that is so it'll be easier


Ocho Cinco, Oprah Winfrey, Jonah Hill
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#18 | 632 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Slap Bobby Knight- he likes it rough
Lick Fat Football Jesus/Fat The Dude
Fondle Billy Martin-I don't know who that is so it'll be easier


Ocho Cinco, Oprah Winfrey, Jonah Hill
Slap- Oprah
Lick -Jonah Hill
Fondle- OchoCinco

Ellen, Adam Levine, Paris Hilton
#19 | 632 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)
Cali_Kat wrote:
Slap- Oprah
Lick -Jonah Hill
Fondle- OchoCinco

Ellen, Adam Levine, Paris Hilton
OOOO I want to 
Kiss/fondle Ellen  wink
Slap Paris               devil
Lick Adam                      cheeky



Jlo, Brittany, Lindsey Lohan

(Additional rule: If anyone adds these emoticons ------> S L F - All the kids are doing it. Photo  S L F - All the kids are doing it. Photo to their sophomoric, innuendo filled answer, I will use my very particular set of skills to look for you, find you and slap you.) Yes I am taunting you!
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#20 | 632 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
OOOO I want to 
Kiss/fondle Ellen  wink
Slap Paris               devil
Lick Adam                      cheeky



Jlo, Brittany, Lindsey Lohan

(Additional rule: If anyone adds these emoticons ------> S L F - All the kids are doing it. Photo  S L F - All the kids are doing it. Photo to their sophomoric, innuendo filled answer, I will use my very particular set of skills to look for you, find you and slap you.) Yes I am taunting you!
slap..............lindsay
lick...............jlo
fondle..........brittany



jim nabors.............don knotts..............george lindsay.......lol
#21 | 631 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
slap..............lindsay
lick...............jlo
fondle..........brittany



jim nabors.............don knotts..............george lindsay.......lol
come on ladies.............3 wonderful guys here.......lol..................blush
#22 | 630 days ago

Slap George Lindsay cause I don't even know who that is.
Fondle Don Knotts cause Barney Fife always needed it.
Lick Jim Nabors


John Elway, Morgan Freeman, Posh Spice
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#23 | 630 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Slap George Lindsay cause I don't even know who that is.
Fondle Don Knotts cause Barney Fife always needed it.
Lick Jim Nabors


John Elway, Morgan Freeman, Posh Spice
Slap John Elway
Fondle Morgan Freeman (cause I gots to know)
Lick Posh 




Robert Redford, Katy Perry, Tito Jackson
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#24 | 630 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Slap John Elway
Fondle Morgan Freeman (cause I gots to know)
Lick Posh 




Robert Redford, Katy Perry, Tito Jackson
Slap Robert Redford
Lick Katy Perry
Fondle Tito


Marcus Nyce, Cubsgirl, Ms Hippe Queen
#25 | 630 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Slap Robert Redford
Lick Katy Perry
Fondle Tito


Marcus Nyce, Cubsgirl, Ms Hippe Queen
(ha, i was gonna do q'ers next)


Slap sista, cause well the rest is illegal(ish)
Fondle glenda
Lick Nyceness.... He'll taste like vanilla and rum.


Mario Lopez
Erik Estrada
Katie Holmes
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#26 | 630 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
(ha, i was gonna do q'ers next)


Slap sista, cause well the rest is illegal(ish)
Fondle glenda
Lick Nyceness.... He'll taste like vanilla and rum.


Mario Lopez
Erik Estrada
Katie Holmes
Lick Katie
Not touching Erik
Slap Marioichelle









Mitt Ronmey, Barak Obama, Michelle Baumann
#27 | 630 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
Lick Katie
Not touching Erik
Slap Marioichelle









Mitt Ronmey, Barak Obama, Michelle Baumann
Slap Mitt
Lick Barak
Fondle Michelle




Jswol, Beans, John/Rogs
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#28 | 630 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Slap Robert Redford
Lick Katy Perry
Fondle Tito


Marcus Nyce, Cubsgirl, Ms Hippe Queen
look at you breaking the rules and a btw How dare you slap Mr Redford!
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#29 | 630 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
look at you breaking the rules and a btw How dare you slap Mr Redford!
well I didn't wanna do the other stuff to him
#30 | 630 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Slap Mitt
Lick Barak
Fondle Michelle




Jswol, Beans, John/Rogs
Slap Rogs
Lick Beans
Fondle jswol




Cactus Jack, Jason, Richard Cranium
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#31 | 630 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Slap Rogs
Lick Beans
Fondle jswol




Cactus Jack, Jason, Richard Cranium
Slap Cactus
Lick Jason
Fondle Richard




Kenne, Stoney, Kramer
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#32 | 630 days ago

SLAP ME!!!!      

Batman , Robin, The Joker
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#33 | 629 days ago

DallasFan55 wrote:
SLAP ME!!!!      

Batman , Robin, The Joker
slap..................the joker
fondle...............batman
lick....................robin



jeff p.........shaconage.............kobe_lova.
#34 | 628 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
will give this a try - - - Richard Nixoni , George Wallace and George W.Bush
Ewwww. Just lost all respect for you on that one, dude.
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#35 | 628 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
lick......monica............fondle.......amy.......slap....bobbit..........

phyllis diller.....betty white.............rosie.......lol


Ok, here is my code on your entries as for who I'd slap, lick, and fondle:

slap = bold
lick = bold + italics
fondle = bold + italics + underlined

I don't know whether I should be happy or disappointed no one wants to slap, lick, or fondle me (from the women's side). Glad as hell it isn't from the men, lmao.

Joe Buck - Skip Bayless - Matt Lauer
Richard Nixoni
, George Wallace and George W.Bush
Barbara Walters - LAdy GaGa - Eva Mendes (head to toe and back again)
rosie o'donnell
, nancy pelosi, sarah palin
mike tyson, bob ross, mr. wizard
Clinton, Bush 1, Bush Jr. 
Lorena Bobbit, Amy Fisher, Monica Lewinsky
phyllis diller,betty white,rosie o'donnell
Tom Cruise
, Mathew McCoughney , Marc Anthony
Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Carlos Mencia
David Letterman, Jay Leno and Piers Morgan

Bobby Knight, Rex Ryan, & Billy Martin
Ocho Cinco, Oprah Winfrey, Jonah Hill

Ellen DeGeneres, Adam Levine, Paris Hilton
Jennifer Lopez, Brittany Spears (head to toe and back again), Lindsey Lohan
jim nabors,don knotts,george lindsay
John Elway, Morgan Freeman, Posh Spice (I know, the only woman here, but I can't stand Mrs. Beckham at all)
Robert Redford, Katy Perry (head to toe and back again) , Tito Jackson
Marcus Nyce, Cubsgirl, Ms Hippe Queen (head to toe and back again and again and again and again)
Mario Lopez, Erik Estrada, Katie Holmes (head to toe and back again)
Mitt Romney, Barak Obama, Michelle Bachmann (not licking either of the other two, want to slap them both)
Cactus Jack, Jason, Richard Cranium
Kenne
, Stoney, Kramer
Batman , Robin, The Joker
jeff p, shaconage, kobe_lova.

and now, here are my 3 women and 3 men

Hope Solo, Adriana Lima (head to toe and back again), Christina Aguilera

John Boehner, Steven Colbert, Jon Stewart
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#36 | 628 days ago

Jen X 63, Dallas Fan55, Jess
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#37 | 627 days ago

oh my word...
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#38 | 627 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh my word...
uh huh
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#39 | 627 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
Jen X 63, Dallas Fan55, Jess
I will be brave enough to answer this!

JENX - Fondle

DALLAS - Lick

JESS - Slap

Since Jess is the married one in this group, I think Slap is the most appropriate answer for my safety and well-being!  wink



Roseanne Barr
Joan Rivers
Lisa Lamponelli
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#40 | 627 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I will be brave enough to answer this!

JENX - Fondle

DALLAS - Lick

JESS - Slap

Since Jess is the married one in this group, I think Slap is the most appropriate answer for my safety and well-being!  wink



Roseanne Barr
Joan Rivers
Lisa Lamponelli
I hate you.  Marcus, can I please slap 2 of these women?

b****slap Joan
lick Roseanne (then slap her anyway)
fondle Lisa


Scarlet Johansson
Erin Andrews
Danica
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#41 | 627 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I will be brave enough to answer this!

JENX - Fondle

DALLAS - Lick

JESS - Slap

Since Jess is the married one in this group, I think Slap is the most appropriate answer for my safety and well-being!  wink



Roseanne Barr
Joan Rivers
Lisa Lamponelli
would slap Jenx (no photo, needs to be slapped for not sharing her beauty with the rest of us), lick Jess (because she is married), and fondle Dallas, so it will be two things from Dallas that has been felt up and played with by something from NY, lol.
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#42 | 627 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh my word...
what, Kobeluva, did I shock you? lol. Didn't think that was possible, lmao
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#43 | 627 days ago

(Edited by anthonyrichardlouisnaught)
kramer wrote:
I hate you.  Marcus, can I please slap 2 of these women?

b****slap Joan
lick Roseanne (then slap her anyway)
fondle Lisa


Scarlet Johansson
Erin Andrews
Danica
slap Lisa, lick roseanne, fondle joan (at her age, she needs all the fondling she can get, lmao, and maybe I can get Melissa too)

slap Danica on her sexy ass as I bang her, lick Scarlett up, down, and back again, and fondle Erin Andrews. In my dreams, all at the same time. lol.


Mrs. Howell, Ginger, Mary Ann

Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper
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#44 | 627 days ago

(Edited by kramer)
anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
slap Lisa, lick roseanne, fondle joan (at her age, she needs all the fondling she can get, lmao, and maybe I can get Melissa too)

slap Danica on her sexy ass as I bang her, lick Scarlett up, down, and back again, and fondle Erin Andrews. In my dreams, all at the same time. lol.


Mrs. Howell, Ginger, Mary Ann

Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper
You do know you're only supposed to answer about the 3 above you right?  You're not supposed to do every single name listed in the poll.  You also only give 3 names for the next person, not 6.  It doesn't matter whether the person below you is a man or a woman, they have to answer regardless of what 3 names you choose.
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#45 | 627 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
slap Lisa, lick roseanne, fondle joan (at her age, she needs all the fondling she can get, lmao, and maybe I can get Melissa too)

slap Danica on her sexy ass as I bang her, lick Scarlett up, down, and back again, and fondle Erin Andrews. In my dreams, all at the same time. lol.


Mrs. Howell, Ginger, Mary Ann

Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper
whatever, made it more fun and interesting, didnt it? lol
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#46 | 627 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
whatever, made it more fun and interesting, didnt it? lol
It really didn't.  Other people had already answered about all those people.  We want more of a variety from different people, not the same person answering about 70 people.cheeky
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