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Catchy sayings
okay fellow iquers when I was growing up they taught us catchy sayings to help us remember things like ...30 days have September,April.June,and November, all the rest have 31,except for February and its got 28(29 on leap year) so tell us some of the catchy sayings you know that helps you learn
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8%c. I don't like any of them
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31%e. Other

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#3 | 297 days ago
unopescatore (+)

lefty loosy / righty tighty
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#1 | 297 days ago

 Planets: Mary Very Easily Makes Jam, She Uses No Plums (that was before they went and ousted poor Pluto. Now I have no idea what Mary would do.)

I have more and I will come back when I have more time. Gotta get back to work!
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#2 | 297 days ago

 (Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
the only way i can remember how to spell bananas is if i slow down and sing the gwen stefani song

oh! and "m-i-crooked letter-crooked letter-i-crooked letter-crooked letter-i-humpback-humpback-i"

and my grandfather taught me this on when i was super young: "3/4's of a cross, a circle complete, an uprght where two semi-circles do meet. a triangle stands on two feet, two semi-circles and a circle complete."
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#3 | 297 days ago
unopescatore (+)

lefty loosy / righty tighty
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#4 | 297 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Planets: Mary Very Easily Makes Jam, She Uses No Plums (that was before they went and ousted poor Pluto. Now I have no idea what Mary would do.)

I have more and I will come back when I have more time. Gotta get back to work!
I think Pluto got a bum rap.
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#5 | 297 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

The musical scale. 

e= every
g= good
b=boy
d=deserves
f=fun
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#6 | 297 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
The musical scale. 

e= every
g= good
b=boy
d=deserves
f=fun
It's actually....

e - every
g - girl
b - bit*hes
d - daily
f - fo sho






HOMES = Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior - the Great Lakes
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#7 | 297 days ago

 Beaneaters wrote:
I think Pluto got a bum rap.


Big jerks.
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#8 | 297 days ago

 The nerves in the face....Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Marginal mandibular, cervical-these had a mnemonic to remember them by:

We were TAUGHT: To Zanzibar By Motor Car

We actually USED: Two Zebras Bit My C*&k

To this day, even though it's been 27 years since I studied head and neck anatomy, I STILL remember the facial nerve branches that way
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#9 | 297 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Planets: Mary Very Easily Makes Jam, She Uses No Plums (that was before they went and ousted poor Pluto. Now I have no idea what Mary would do.)

I have more and I will come back when I have more time. Gotta get back to work!
Mary Very Easily Makes Jam, She Uses Ninjas!!!
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#10 | 297 days ago

 beerstudk wrote:
Mary Very Easily Makes Jam, She Uses Ninjas!!!
enlightenedyes
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#11 | 297 days ago

 I have a couple, resistor bands (a color given a numerical value to determine the strength of the resistor):

Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Gives Willingly (Black=0, Brown=1, Red=2, Orange=3, Yellow=4, Green=5, Blue=6, Violet=7, Grey=8, White=9)

Trig functions:

SOH CAH TOA (Sine=Opposite/Hypotnuse, Cosine=Adjacent/Hypotnuse, Tangent=Opposite/Adjacent)

General life advise:

"The 6 P's"  Prior Preperation Prevents Piss Poor Performances
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#12 | 297 days ago

 12,18,24.  All multiples of 3. And then 3x4=12, 3x6=18, 3x8=24, so consecutive even numbers. My point? I can buy beer is 12's, 18's, or 24 packs!!!! I have no clue what I am talking about!!! Or any catchy phrases!!! There was something about 2 in the bush....but I was thinking derogatory thoughts!!! I deserve no respect at all. SMH..... Sorry IQuers I'm the new kid in school and ride the window licker bus.devil
I don't like any of them  
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#13 | 296 days ago
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BamaMan wrote:
12,18,24.  All multiples of 3. And then 3x4=12, 3x6=18, 3x8=24, so consecutive even numbers. My point? I can buy beer is 12's, 18's, or 24 packs!!!! I have no clue what I am talking about!!! Or any catchy phrases!!! There was something about 2 in the bush....but I was thinking derogatory thoughts!!! I deserve no respect at all. SMH..... Sorry IQuers I'm the new kid in school and ride the window licker bus.devil
A bird in the hand is worth more than 2 in the bush. smiley
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#14 | 296 days ago

 When you don't like something...you say (and we have been over this a million times):

That's CRUSTY!!

...and instead of saying M*****F*****, You say(and with feeling) -

MonkeyAss

Example:

The crap Dwight Howard is pulling is really crusty!!  His MonkeyAss is gonna end up on the BobCats!!

Classic DeeRigga-isms
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#15 | 296 days ago

 beer before liquor, never sicker
liquor before beer, you're in the clear
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#16 | 296 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
beer before liquor, never sicker
liquor before beer, you're in the clear
Once you've reached my level of being a drunkard, that stuff doesn't matter. 
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#17 | 296 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Once you've reached my level of being a drunkard, that stuff doesn't matter. 

Uh huh, Mr. Hangover.
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#18 | 296 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
Uh huh, Mr. Hangover.
Yeah, but at least I'm not a quitter. 
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#19 | 296 days ago

 It's cheaper to keep her. 
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
It's hotter than 2 squirrels f**kin in a wool sock
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#20 | 296 days ago

 A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Cryin' (thanks BHG)

I feel like $h*t dipped in Mother F**k
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#21 | 296 days ago

 i before e except after c = help's with spelling

wish in one hand and sh** in the other see which fills up first  = your not gonna get it so forget it.

birds of a feather ..flock together = they're alike.

you snooze you lose = haha I beat you.

don't look a gift horse in the mouth = take it and run like hell

bite me! = ok I screwed up, so what..
I have a superior I.Q.  
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#22 | 296 days ago

 unopescatore wrote:
lefty loosy / righty tighty
That's actually been very helpful to me when I'm working on plumbing or trying to put a screw in something. smiley
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#23 | 296 days ago

 we were taught to stand up for ourselves with "remember, he who turns the other cheek gets punched with the other fist"
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#24 | 293 days ago

 Thee who smelt it....dealt it...
The who denied it...supplied it...

This thread is truning stinky...
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#25 | 293 days ago

 This is what my buddies and I, when I was in the Marine Corps, used to make sure we didn't wind up with a coyote ugly type woman when we'd go to clubs (not the girls that work there, but the definition of "coyote ugly": a woman so ugly, you want to gnaw off your arm if she is sleeping on it so you can get out of there):

a 2 at 10 after a good night of drinking becomes a 10 at 2, so Billy, keep your beer goggles on.
I have a superior I.Q.  
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#26 | 293 days ago

 Also learned what MARINES really stands for:

M any
A mericans
R unning
I nto
N ever
E nding
S h*t
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#27 | 293 days ago

 and here is what USMC stands for (besides United States Marine Corps)

U ncle
S am's
M istreated
C hildren.

Semper Fi.
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#28 | 282 days ago
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DallasFan55 wrote:
That's actually been very helpful to me when I'm working on plumbing or trying to put a screw in something. smiley
can I work on u're plumbing. lol sorry.....had to do it Linda.
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