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Who are you when we're not looking?
We all know each other here pretty well I think. But, we all do things when we are alone that we don't do when people are looking.  

  I like to dance and sing really loud in the kitchen. I put on a show for the 100,000 people NOT watching me. Who are you when we're not looking? Photo
I also truly believe that when I am alone, I can eat a huge bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup and whipped cream without a single calorie actually counting if no one sees me eating it. Who are you when we're not looking? Photo

  Ok guys, fess up, what do you do when we're not looking? 




Oh God, John and Jason, please remember the coc. Who are you when we're not looking? Photo
| Closed on 08/25/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Personal | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
16 Fans 
13%a. I like to pretend......
19%b. I like to do this.
6%c. I'll never tell.
0%d. I can tell you but, then I'd have to kill myself.
19%e. Ha!
19%f. The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?
25%g. Beans.

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#5 | 817 days ago

- Dropping a deuce on company time while reading the Trib.

- When I'm driving by myself, I like to rap.  Been doing it since I delivered pizzas in college.  My rhymes be tight yo.

- Walking around my condo naked after taking a shower, especially in the summertime.  Nothing like air drying. 

- I play the sh*t out of The Sims, but I would never tell my friends/family.

- Going into a bar and playing 2-3 terrible songs (ie Miley Cyrus, Milli Vanilli, etc) and walking out.  I did this at a country bar in Michigan a few weeks ago (Nas, Luciano Pavarotti, and some Christian rock band). 

- I love watching infomercials.

- Skinemax is still watched on the reg....you know, for the story lines? 
  
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#1 | 817 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
I forgot that I also like to turn on fox news and use cuss words I don't say in front of my kids. angry
#2 | 817 days ago

Too private and personal to write but I am pretty sure all of us fellas do it!!!
I'll never tell.  
#3 | 817 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
alainpeartree wrote:
Too private and personal to write but I am pretty sure all of us fellas do it!!!
Come on you have some kind of a coc friendly thing you do in private. cheeky
#4 | 817 days ago

I'm not sure? I should set up a nanny cam in here and find out. My money's on some kind of cosplay-parasomnia.
Beans.  
#5 | 817 days ago

- Dropping a deuce on company time while reading the Trib.

- When I'm driving by myself, I like to rap.  Been doing it since I delivered pizzas in college.  My rhymes be tight yo.

- Walking around my condo naked after taking a shower, especially in the summertime.  Nothing like air drying. 

- I play the sh*t out of The Sims, but I would never tell my friends/family.

- Going into a bar and playing 2-3 terrible songs (ie Miley Cyrus, Milli Vanilli, etc) and walking out.  I did this at a country bar in Michigan a few weeks ago (Nas, Luciano Pavarotti, and some Christian rock band). 

- I love watching infomercials.

- Skinemax is still watched on the reg....you know, for the story lines? 
#6 | 817 days ago

looooove watching the sappy LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.and yes....some of them bring a tear to my eye..................crying
#7 | 817 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
- Dropping a deuce on company time while reading the Trib.

- When I'm driving by myself, I like to rap.  Been doing it since I delivered pizzas in college.  My rhymes be tight yo.

- Walking around my condo naked after taking a shower, especially in the summertime.  Nothing like air drying. 

- I play the sh*t out of The Sims, but I would never tell my friends/family.

- Going into a bar and playing 2-3 terrible songs (ie Miley Cyrus, Milli Vanilli, etc) and walking out.  I did this at a country bar in Michigan a few weeks ago (Nas, Luciano Pavarotti, and some Christian rock band). 

- I love watching infomercials.

- Skinemax is still watched on the reg....you know, for the story lines? 
all this, plus i like arting when no one's around to ask what i'm doing, who it's for, etc.

jd - "modda knock knock...oh oh peep?"
#8 | 817 days ago

I'm not really the mysognist, sexist a**h*** you broads may  think i am.  I don't think mrs.mojo has opened a door, cars included, since we started dating, there might be a handful of ocassions, but i realize she works also and help out around the house and do what ever I can to make things easier for her, as long as she makes my plate and opens my beer before she brings it to me.

Infomercials rock
#9 | 817 days ago

I'm Batman
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#10 | 817 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Come on you have some kind of a coc friendly thing you do in private. cheeky
none that i can really think of- if it is COC friendly then I would do it in public and have no shame and for the record i was not referring to masturbation but if our significant other would do it for us it would be PRICELESS!!!!!!
I'll never tell.  
#11 | 817 days ago

I love answering those recorded telemarketer calls with " yes this is him you mother @$#*&^% retards! If you call here one more time I`m going to come through this phone and ring your ^@@!*&^ neck! Oh by the way have a nice day you #@*&^!  scum!smiley
#12 | 817 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
richard_cranium wrote:
I'm Batman
humm,  so in private you put on a mask and cape and hang with a younger dude you call Robyn? 

Yeah, I can see that. smiley
#13 | 817 days ago

- Belly drills

- I play my DS and sing along to music like a rock star.

- I sing along to music like a rock star while I'm driving.

- I talk to my dogs like they're my buddies just hanging around the house with me. They don't usually talk back, but I get some funny looks.

- I dream up different ways to entertain myself in the kitchen with whatever ingredients I can find.

- I play video games with my family...usually Rock Band, Madden, NHL, or Tiger on the PS3 but sometimes Super Mario Bros. Wii, or something on the Kinect...lately we've been sitting around with our DSes though now that we all have one, and playing MarioKart and Mario Party on them together. 

- I put puzzles together and cuss at them, singing along to the music like a rock star.

- Sometimes I experiment with my hair, while signing to music like a rock star.

- Other than that, I'm pretty boring...I read and work. That's actually most of the time.
I like to do this.  
#14 | 817 days ago

Really, I guess depends on how much alcohol I have consumed. I do way more things sober than when I am inebriated.
I still make up words for songs I know, since I think my lyrics are better. Nevermind, I am as usual making no sense....
Ha!   
#15 | 817 days ago

not much
#16 | 817 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
not much
^ ^ ^ Burps the ABCs when no one is around. 
#17 | 817 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
^ ^ ^ Burps the ABCs when no one is around. 
I wish! I can't burp on command. That's always been sad to me. I can spit like man, though.
#18 | 817 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
humm,  so in private you put on a mask and cape and hang with a younger dude you call Robyn? 

Yeah, I can see that. smiley
That would make me Jerry Sandusky or Michael Jackson, also it is Robin, not Robyn.
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#19 | 817 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
richard_cranium wrote:
That would make me Jerry Sandusky or Michael Jackson, also it is Robin, not Robyn.
Whatever batboy. 
#20 | 817 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I wish! I can't burp on command. That's always been sad to me. I can spit like man, though.
#21 | 817 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
A Zima pounding, cult leading, philogynist.


laugh cheeky cool
Beans.  
#22 | 817 days ago

Belly drills. I think I have done those before.

I mostly play music, read, flip through 300 TV channels, wish I was at the beach fishing, play music, read, flip through 300 TV channels, wish I was at the beach fishing, look to see if I stashed a brew somewhere in my frig, play music, yada, yada, yada...
Beans.  
#23 | 817 days ago

I ate a chocholate donut /sprinkles don't tell no one
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#24 | 816 days ago

what the F##K do you mean "when we're not looking?"   IT'S ALL ABOUT ME and if you're not looking at me 24/7  yer dead to mecool
Ha!   
#25 | 816 days ago

Singing and dancing, practicing my new kick boxing moves lol, and walking around the house in underwear blush
I like to pretend......  
#26 | 816 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

WISAC1 wrote:
what the F##K do you mean "when we're not looking?"   IT'S ALL ABOUT ME and if you're not looking at me 24/7  yer dead to mecool
lmao, Good God. smiley
#27 | 816 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
what the F##K do you mean "when we're not looking?"   IT'S ALL ABOUT ME and if you're not looking at me 24/7  yer dead to mecool
gotta have a good laugh everyday
Ha!   
#28 | 815 days ago

I think I'm pretty much the same regardless, boh good (intelligent, loyal) and bad (pedantic, judgemental, cynical).
#29 | 815 days ago

I work on impersonations every chance I get...could be a Victor Cruz TD dance I see during a game or just doing my best Joe Pesci imitation for instance. 
I like to pretend......  
#30 | 815 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
I forgot that I also like to turn on fox news and use cuss words I don't say in front of my kids. angry
you are forgetting the one rule of thumb--fox news is an oxymoron led by a bunch of regular morons.
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#31 | 815 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
humm,  so in private you put on a mask and cape and hang with a younger dude you call Robyn? 

Yeah, I can see that. smiley
I think he tries to bend Robin over, lol. j/k.
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#32 | 815 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I think he tries to bend Robin over, lol. j/k.
Oh dude, good luck.  smiley
#33 | 815 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I think he tries to bend Robin over, lol. j/k.
how are you doing, Cubsgirl?
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#34 | 787 days ago

I sing and dance with my Country Music! 
I like to do this.  
#35 | 785 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I don't know what this is about. I have never and will never watch that movie. WTF is she doing? and why?
#36 | 785 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I don't know what this is about. I have never and will never watch that movie. WTF is she doing? and why?
learning how to whistle
Ha!   
#37 | 785 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
learning how to whistle
She's stupid. I hate her.
#38 | 785 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
She's stupid. I hate her.
Jen is trolling (again).  She's learning to spit like a man. 

"how are you doing, Cubsgirl?"




Just give me the word, amp. 
#39 | 785 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Jen is trolling (again).  She's learning to spit like a man. 

"how are you doing, Cubsgirl?"




Just give me the word, amp. 
I could see that :|
#40 | 785 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
She's stupid. I hate her.
lol
Ha!   
#41 | 780 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
how are you doing, Cubsgirl?
I'm good. :) how are you? 
#42 | 780 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

jswol54 wrote:
Jen is trolling (again).  She's learning to spit like a man. 

"how are you doing, Cubsgirl?"




Just give me the word, amp. 
lol, I'm good!   And wow, you're a matchmaker? indecision
#43 | 776 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
I'm good. :) how are you? 
I am alright. Would have chosen a different response if I thought you were going to answer here, lmao.
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#44 | 776 days ago

Cubsgirl, we should get together and commiserate over how pathetic your cubs and my mets are this year, lmao
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#45 | 776 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
learning how to whistle
how'd that go ??

I haven't figured it out yet.....  lol         crying
#46 | 776 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
Cubsgirl, we should get together and commiserate over how pathetic your cubs and my mets are this year, lmao
indecision



your Mets may be pathetic, but, my Cubs are just fine. cheeky



we're rebuilding. smiley
#47 | 775 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
indecision



your Mets may be pathetic, but, my Cubs are just fine. cheeky



we're rebuilding. smiley
The Cubs are losing a game somewhere aren't they?   
#48 | 775 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Yeah so what. Sometimes these things take some time. cheeky

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