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Okay fellow iquers I just hit the lottery(not really don't even play it) for 100 million dollars.I am going to open a huge fancy upscale restaurant and I need a manager to run it.I have decided to hire a "Q"  member since you have all been so kind to me,so tell me why I should hire you,and if not you which "Q" member should I hire and why
| Closed on 07/31/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
14 Fans 
21%a. Me because of this
0%b. Me because of that
14%c. Not me but --------would be a good choice
29%d. Wow,really
36%e. other

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#3 | 302 days ago

 you're asking a q'er to manage your fancy, upscale restaurant...? (snort)
Wow,really  
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#1 | 302 days ago

 I would have said choose me but I don't know how to run a fancy smancy place. I have run a Cafe before and know the in's and out's about running those. Wanna reconsider??  I'll look for a pic to post if I can find one.
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#2 | 302 days ago

 You need to hire Kenne. I hear he is hoity toity... when he's not in cut off t-shirts and cammies shooting bazookas.

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#3 | 302 days ago

 you're asking a q'er to manage your fancy, upscale restaurant...? (snort)
Wow,really  
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#4 | 302 days ago

 Cranium because he a chef's chef and has experience in the industry. 

You should make Ash the asst manager just so we could see fireworks when she was told what to do. 

Alain as the dishwasher because every busboy I've ever seen is short like Spudd Webb.

Me, JD, and Nyce as the waitstaff because we'll make mofos laugh. 
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#5 | 302 days ago

 I've got some questions about the job first.
1. May I drink while I am working?
2. May I smoke?
3.May i wear shorts and flip flops?
4.Some days I will want to wear a hat and a tank top.
5.Can I cuss anytime?
6. Do I really have to wash my hands after I pee each time?
7.Do I have to talk to people?
8.I would require Monday evenings off. MNF!
9.Tuesdays wont work for me because I will be hungover from Monday night Football. Plus NCIS is on.
10.I'm pretty sure Wednesday's will be ok. Though not to early.
11.Thursdays only in the mornings. Thirsty Thursday!!!
12.Fridays I'll let YOU know!!
13.Saturdays and Sundays? You got to be sh!tn me. College football Saturday/Sunday NFL & NASCAR.
So, I believe I would be a great choice if I fit your criteria!!!
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#6 | 301 days ago

 BamaMan wrote:
I've got some questions about the job first.
1. May I drink while I am working?
2. May I smoke?
3.May i wear shorts and flip flops?
4.Some days I will want to wear a hat and a tank top.
5.Can I cuss anytime?
6. Do I really have to wash my hands after I pee each time?
7.Do I have to talk to people?
8.I would require Monday evenings off. MNF!
9.Tuesdays wont work for me because I will be hungover from Monday night Football. Plus NCIS is on.
10.I'm pretty sure Wednesday's will be ok. Though not to early.
11.Thursdays only in the mornings. Thirsty Thursday!!!
12.Fridays I'll let YOU know!!
13.Saturdays and Sundays? You got to be sh!tn me. College football Saturday/Sunday NFL & NASCAR.
So, I believe I would be a great choice if I fit your criteria!!!
add 2 more questions to the list.
1) who is the chef ? indecision
2) free meals? cool
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 answer to #5  regarding cussing.......................... if Gordon Ramsey is involved cussing will be allowed AND encouraged
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#7 | 301 days ago

 Why would you even want that headache?  100 million clears headaches....if you disappear
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#8 | 301 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

pick me!!!!    smiley
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#9 | 301 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
you're asking a q'er to manage your fancy, upscale restaurant...? (snort)
what kind of restaurant is it?
Not me but --------would be a good choice  
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#10 | 299 days ago

 Hire me!

Why?   You'd have one of the most f**ked up, BUT, well ran and profitable establishments in the U.S!  It would be like no other place on earth!

It would be a combination of Hooters, The Tilted Kilt and Coyote Ugly!  

  
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#11 | 299 days ago

 Nick__ wrote:
Hire me!

Why?   You'd have one of the most f**ked up, BUT, well ran and profitable establishments in the U.S!  It would be like no other place on earth!

It would be a combination of Hooters, The Tilted Kilt and Coyote Ugly!  

  
Will Zima be on the menu?   Also, what will you call it....The Ugly Tilted Hooters? 
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#12 | 299 days ago

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jswol54 wrote:
Will Zima be on the menu?   Also, what will you call it....The Ugly Tilted Hooters? 
No Zima! I can't afford to lose my job or profits from personal consumption.

But, Bartles and James might be on the menu along with some Mike's Hard Lemonade?


PS - I like the name of the restaurant! cool
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#13 | 299 days ago

 Hooters' Chicks???  All T*** and NO A**...Terrible choice!!
Wow,really  
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#14 | 299 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
Hooters' Chicks???  All T*** and NO A**...Terrible choice!!
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#15 | 299 days ago

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DeeRigga wrote:
Hooters' Chicks???  All T*** and NO A**...Terrible choice!!
 

I was combing all 3 places.........ya know there's gotta to be some bootay up in this mutha!

  


Oh Ye of little faith!  

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#16 | 299 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
Hooters' Chicks???  All T*** and NO A**...Terrible choice!!
My Boy Nick!! Way to look out!!
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