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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

The Falcons are on tv tonight. YAY! Oh, I guess I should pay my cable bill then. Dammit.  F*** Comcast.
I went to see Nyce yesterday. He gets more insane every time I see him. Little girl dog Abby loves me.
I may do a poll that no one will participate in later, but right now I have to go get my coffee and then do a lot of work.

Have a good day people, drink a cocktail or two, (Mountain Dew works too) and Remember to do something...
| Closed on 08/20/12 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
18 Fans 
0%a. Sally Struthers...
0%b. Hot Shot...
17%c. The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...
6%d. Grandma says you have to leave cause you’re eating all the steak and ruining everybody’s life...
33%e. Magically delicious....
17%f. Fuzzy Screw ...
22%g. Beans!!

 &nbp;
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#13 | 789 days ago

Sup Wardie?

Man oh man am I happy it's Friday.  This weekend is gonna be the shizzle.  Playing golf this afternoon, bowling tonight followed by an 80's cover band, barbecue tomorrow, and then Lollapalooza on Sunday.  So stoked to see the Gaslight Anthem, J Cole, Jack White, and Of Monsters of Men. 

Went out on my buddy's boat last night.  It was a great night to be out on the lake.  Anyways, here's a pic....my photography skills could use some work. 



We then cooked out....Om nom nom nom....



And I don't care who ya are....this is hilarious.




This looks like Alain trying to guard me....lol

  
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#1 | 789 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
Dreamed in stereo last night.  heart



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTEDxlOi2pU

Tax free week in Florida,,,,,,,going school shopping.  

Have a great weekend.

 TGIF
#2 | 789 days ago

BLAM!!!
Fuzzy Screw ...  
#3 | 789 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jay Swole... For you ; )

"Triumph"
[Ol Dirty Bastard]
What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
I'm the Osirus of this sh**
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherf***er
It's like this ninety-seven
Aight my n***** and my n****rettes
Let's do it like this
I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine
Let's take it back to seventy-nine

[Inspectah Deck]
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block

[Method Man]
As the world turns, I spread like germs
Bless the globe with the pestilence, the hard-headed never learn
It's my testament to those burned
Play my position in the game of life, standin firm
on foreign land, jump the gun out the fryin pan, into the fire
Transform into the Ghostrider, a six-pack
and (A Streetcar Named Desire), who got my back?
In the line of fire holdin back, what?
My peoples if you with me where the fuck you at?
N***** is strapped, and they tryin to twist my beer cap
It's court adjourned, for the bad seed from bad sperm
Herb got my wig fried like a bad perm, what the blood
clot, we smoke pot, and blow spots
You wanna think twice, I think not
The Iron Lung ain't got ta tell you where it's coming from
Guns of Navarone, tearing up your battle zone
Rip through your slums

[Cappadonna]
I twist darts from the heart, tried and true
Loop my voice on the LP, martini on the slang rocks
Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin
Tell your story walkin
Take cover kid, what? Run for your brother, kid
Run for your team, and your six camp rhyme groupies
So I can squeeze with the advantage, and get wasted
My deadly notes reigns supreme
Your fort is basic compared to mine
Domino effect, arts and crafts
Paragraphs contain cyanide
Take a free ride on my dart, I got the fashion
catalogues for all y'all to all praise to the Gods
#4 | 789 days ago

the weather is fantastic this morning.  Mac and I are off to the great outdoors of the back yard to have coffee.  for now, that is all.
have a great day everyone
Magically delicious....  
#5 | 789 days ago

the rest... :|

[Ol Dirty Bastard]
The saga continues
Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang

[U-God]
Olympic torch flaming, we burn so sweet
The thrill of victory, the agony, defeat
We crush slow, flamin deluxe slow
For, judgment day cometh, conquer, it's war
Allow us to escape, hell glow spinning bomb
Pocket full of shells out the sky, Golden Arms
Tune spit the shitty Mortal Kombat sound
The fateful step make, the blood stain the ground
A jungle junkie, vigilante tantrum
A death kiss, catwalk, squeeze another anthem
Hold it for ransom, tranquilized with anesthetics
My orchestra, graceful, music ballerinas
My music Sicily, rich California smell
An axekiller adventure, paint a picture well
I sing a song from Sing-Sing, sippin on ginseng
Righteous wax chaperone, rotating ring king

[RZA]
Watch for the wooden soldiers, C-Cypher-Punks couldn't hold us
A thousand men rushing in, not one n**** was sober
Perpendicular to the square, we stand bold like Flare
Escape from your Dragon's Lair, in particular
My beats travel like a vortex, through your spine
to the top of your cerebrum cortex
Make you feel like you bust a nut from raw sex
Enter through your right ventricle clog up your bloodstream
now terminal, like Grand Central Station
Program fat baselines, on Novation
Getting drunk like a fuck, I'm duckin five-year probation

[GZA]
War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
Many of the victim family save they ashes
A million names on walls engraved in plaques
Those who went back, received penalties for the axe
Another heart is torn as close ones mourn
Those who stray, n****** get slayed on the song

[Masta Killa]
The track renders helpless and suffers from multiple stab wounds
and leaks sounds that's heard
ninety-three million miles away from came one
to represent the Nation, this is a gathering
of the masses that come to pay respects to the Wu-Tang Clan
As we engage in battle, the crowd now screams in rage
The high chief, Jamel Irief, take da stage
Light is provided through sparks of energy
from the mind that travels in rhyme form
Givin sight to the blind
The dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum
Death only one can save self from
This relentless attack of the track spares none

[Ghostface Killah]
Yo! Yo! Yo, f**k that, look at all these crab n***** laid back
Lampin like them gray and black Puma's on my man's rack
Codeine was forced in your drink
You had a Navy Green salamander fiend, bitches never heard you scream
You two-faces, scum of the slum, I got your whole body numb
Blowin like Shalamar in eighty-one
Sound convincin, thousand dollar court by convention
Hands, like Sonny Liston, get fly permission
Hold the f**k up, I'll unfasten your wig, bad luck
I humiliate, separate the English from the Dutch
it's me, black nobled you Ali
Came in threes we like the Genovese, is that so?
Caesar needs the greens, it's Earth
Ninety-three million miles from the first
Rough turbulence, the waveburst, split the megahertz

[Raekwon]
Aiyyo that's amazing, gun in your mouth talk, verbal foul hawk
Connect thoughts to make my manchild walk
Swift notarizer, Wu-Tang, all up in the high-riser
New York Yank' visor world tranquilizer
Just a dosage, delegate my Clan with explosives
While, my pen blow lines ferocious
Mediterranean, see y'all, the number one draft pick
Tear down the beat God, then delegate the God to see God
The swift chancellor, flex, the white-gold tarantula
Track truck diesel, play the weed God, substantiala
Max mostly, undivided, then slide in, sickenin
Guaranteed, made em jump like Rod Strickland
#6 | 789 days ago
18packabs (+)

I feel like telling a bunch oof People to F$%K OFF today, not you People of course. Happy Friday.
#7 | 789 days ago

18packabs wrote:
I feel like telling a bunch oof People to F$%K OFF today, not you People of course. Happy Friday.
You can say that to me, I kinda like that ;)
#8 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Jay Swole... For you ; )

"Triumph"
[Ol Dirty Bastard]
What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
I'm the Osirus of this sh**
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherf***er
It's like this ninety-seven
Aight my n***** and my n****rettes
Let's do it like this
I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine
Let's take it back to seventy-nine

[Inspectah Deck]
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block

[Method Man]
As the world turns, I spread like germs
Bless the globe with the pestilence, the hard-headed never learn
It's my testament to those burned
Play my position in the game of life, standin firm
on foreign land, jump the gun out the fryin pan, into the fire
Transform into the Ghostrider, a six-pack
and (A Streetcar Named Desire), who got my back?
In the line of fire holdin back, what?
My peoples if you with me where the fuck you at?
N***** is strapped, and they tryin to twist my beer cap
It's court adjourned, for the bad seed from bad sperm
Herb got my wig fried like a bad perm, what the blood
clot, we smoke pot, and blow spots
You wanna think twice, I think not
The Iron Lung ain't got ta tell you where it's coming from
Guns of Navarone, tearing up your battle zone
Rip through your slums

[Cappadonna]
I twist darts from the heart, tried and true
Loop my voice on the LP, martini on the slang rocks
Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin
Tell your story walkin
Take cover kid, what? Run for your brother, kid
Run for your team, and your six camp rhyme groupies
So I can squeeze with the advantage, and get wasted
My deadly notes reigns supreme
Your fort is basic compared to mine
Domino effect, arts and crafts
Paragraphs contain cyanide
Take a free ride on my dart, I got the fashion
catalogues for all y'all to all praise to the Gods



And for you.....

I got seven Mac 11s about eight .38
Nine nines, Mac 10s
Man this sh*t never end
Even if the apple won't spin
I reach in my back pocket and blast you and his twin
Ni**az yellin out the window "Joe's at it again"
But this bast*rd's got lawyers, keep him outta the pen
I mean feds wanna knock me just 'cause I'm cocky
An arrogant fu*k, wave "Hi" when they watch me
Can't stop me everytime official
Better find my residuals or this nine gon' lift you
"He was a fine individual" what the papers scriptured
Had him on the front page in his graduation pictures
And they probably never hit you if you brought your glock
Me and my gat like Wilson, we all we got
We walk the scorchin blocks with the hawk on top
Even if the old ladies love to call the cops
I got guns

[Lil' Fame]
You got, he got, they got
M dot, O dot, P my ni**a we got guns
Big ones, extra large heat
Humongous shit that won't fit up under your car seat
Pop in a heart beat
Keep the cannon in my reach
Lay you flat on your back like you was tannin on the beach
We keep them damn thangs full of hollows
And I'm from Christopher bit*h, bang with the Wallace
Fit raw this ni**a you ain't loco
You're buttocks big boy, your heart pumps Sunoco
Brownsville deep in my genes
I show you +bad boy+ for real, keep thinkin shit is +Peaches and Cream+
We'll run you down, MO-Ps hunt ya down
Gun ya down, guns sing like blaow
Raise up cock pot my biscuit for my ni**a O.G. had quick shit
We got guns

[Hook]
We got, we got, they got (GUNS!)
Crazy ill, man rowdy
I gots it locked
Bringin the noise, bringin the funk, pop the lock
But only if you feel this shit
We got, we got, they got (GUNS!)
Crazy ill, man rowdy
I gots it locked
Bringin the noise, bringin the funk

[Guru]
Nowadays my priorities ain't based on fun
I'm tryna cop some more property and in case of them guns
Sick society's got Guru protectin his fam
Fuck Prudential, I got my own protection plan
Respect me man, I'm on a mission so to speak
You're too dumb to play your position so unique
I'll trade 'way your meat fag*ot vacate the streets
GangStarr, First Fam, and TS, we way deep
And even if you had a thought to move on us
Our fire power will devour, bit*h you'll chew on dust
Slow death, no rep, hollows have you gaspin
You rich just for you, he got a lavish casket
Call us savage bastards usin all means necessary
It's only customary
It's you we got to bury
We'll dead your homo thug network
Head shots make your head jerk
My marksman on the roof, he's an expert

[Billy Danze]
Who got a problem? It's already been established
I'll come through your town with a pound like a savage
Still throwin down on the grounds that I'm average
Can I hear for a gangster? YEAH NI**A
It's always some sh*t but it's always a clip
To re-route your doubts and see what you about
Your homeboy's a snitch and your bossman's a bit*h
We takin over these bricks (IS THAT SO?)
Doin underhanded shit, I'll shoot you in your abdomen
You fraud, you're movin like a broad with this fag*ot sh*t
And you deserve a hole
In the back of your motherfuc*in head the doctor can't fix
On the concrete, we palm heat like soldiers
Spit one in your whip and flip your sh*t over
Keep in mind whatever the nine spit
It's only as good as the ni**a behind it bitch
We got guns
#9 | 789 days ago

Ash said:

Have a good day people, drink a cocktail or two, (Mountain Dew works too) and Remember to do something...
sooooooooooo...

TouchWhoYaLike...SmellWhereYaLike...GrabWhatYaLike!!

The Olympics...
in a nutshell, is so inspirational and such a rush; but the scoring and judging in some events and the scandals of others make you wonder - not to mention the horrible coverage (I would LOVE to see all the countries in certain events, not just the Americans!!  Where is the "spirit of the games" when you only watch your own???)

The Gymnasts were all amazing, and it sucks Aly Raismen was denied a bronze on that tiebreaker rule (they should have accounted for all the events...it was a freakin' TIE!!), but I digress...great drama as always - terrible TV coverage and announcing.

That Russia - Brazil Basketball game was cold-blooded!!  The last three shots of the game were Top 10 Plays for sure!

Football...Are You Ready??  I Is!!

Money Mayweather is free...
what is next on his plate?  (I really don't care - just something to write aboutindecision)

Dayum...Missed out on my Free Chik-Fil-A Meal (no, didn't really care about that either, but many hungry MF'ers ate yesterday!!)

Kofi Annan says "F*** This...I'm Out!" as the UN Envoy in the Syria Peace talks...Who even knew he was in???

Ahhhhhhh, its Friday...I just got paid...and I'm gonna go out tonight!!!  Dranks, Anyone???

SAME SONG - Digital Underground

All around the world same song
All all around the world same song

[Shock G]
I came for the party to get naughty get my rocks on
eat popcorn watch you move your body to the pop song
that I'm singing dinga linging funky beats ringing
everybody's swinging in the place
as I kick the J A Z Z Y is my style
R&B mixing it with the hip hop swing beat
Champagne in my hand, it wont be long till I'm gone
It's just the same old song

[Humpty Hump]
It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin
sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken
oops don't get the grease on your pantyhose
I love ya Rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose
Sneezin, but still I'm pleasin to all the slimmies
Pull out my jimmie, time to get busy wit a Jenny
if it's good and plenty, dont you know
there I go, there I go, there I go
But I dont go nowhere without my jim hat
If I'm rappin, cause she's clappin
then I'm strappin cause I'm smarter than that
then girlie maybe we can get along
Cutie after cutie, it's just the same old song

[Money B]
Money B, the freaky deaky, the sqeaky meaky up and down
as a matter of fact ill be right back i gotta take a leaky
So I'm drainin, entertainin, but I got fame
and the bases I touch to much for me tryin to be namin
Aiyyo, you saw me on cable and gip
I busted in and I was goin legit
Clark Gable back in Pakland its the same old song
sport these shorties, same freckles and hat
drinkin the same 40's

[Humpty Hump]
hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip
just like butter, my ryhmes are legit
Cause I'm the humpty. not humpty dumpty, but humpty hump
here a hump, there a hump, everywhere a hump

[Shock G]
ah shut up and just listen
not dissin dont get me wrong
but to me its just the same old song
so just watch, my name is shock, and i like to rock
and you cant stop this
2Pac go ahead and rock this

[2Pac]
Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground
Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around
gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me
harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me
Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high
same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy
(clamin that they must have changed,just because we came strong)
I remain, still the same (why Tu'?) cause it's the same song
 
Fuzzy Screw ...  
#10 | 789 days ago
18packabs (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
You can say that to me, I kinda like that ;)
Never to a person as Lovely as YOU, Ash. ;)
#11 | 789 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Ash said:

Have a good day people, drink a cocktail or two, (Mountain Dew works too) and Remember to do something...
sooooooooooo...

TouchWhoYaLike...SmellWhereYaLike...GrabWhatYaLike!!

The Olympics...
in a nutshell, is so inspirational and such a rush; but the scoring and judging in some events and the scandals of others make you wonder - not to mention the horrible coverage (I would LOVE to see all the countries in certain events, not just the Americans!!  Where is the "spirit of the games" when you only watch your own???)

The Gymnasts were all amazing, and it sucks Aly Raismen was denied a bronze on that tiebreaker rule (they should have accounted for all the events...it was a freakin' TIE!!), but I digress...great drama as always - terrible TV coverage and announcing.

That Russia - Brazil Basketball game was cold-blooded!!  The last three shots of the game were Top 10 Plays for sure!

Football...Are You Ready??  I Is!!

Money Mayweather is free...
what is next on his plate?  (I really don't care - just something to write aboutindecision)

Dayum...Missed out on my Free Chik-Fil-A Meal (no, didn't really care about that either, but many hungry MF'ers ate yesterday!!)

Kofi Annan says "F*** This...I'm Out!" as the UN Envoy in the Syria Peace talks...Who even knew he was in???

Ahhhhhhh, its Friday...I just got paid...and I'm gonna go out tonight!!!  Dranks, Anyone???

SAME SONG - Digital Underground

All around the world same song
All all around the world same song

[Shock G]
I came for the party to get naughty get my rocks on
eat popcorn watch you move your body to the pop song
that I'm singing dinga linging funky beats ringing
everybody's swinging in the place
as I kick the J A Z Z Y is my style
R&B mixing it with the hip hop swing beat
Champagne in my hand, it wont be long till I'm gone
It's just the same old song

[Humpty Hump]
It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin
sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken
oops don't get the grease on your pantyhose
I love ya Rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose
Sneezin, but still I'm pleasin to all the slimmies
Pull out my jimmie, time to get busy wit a Jenny
if it's good and plenty, dont you know
there I go, there I go, there I go
But I dont go nowhere without my jim hat
If I'm rappin, cause she's clappin
then I'm strappin cause I'm smarter than that
then girlie maybe we can get along
Cutie after cutie, it's just the same old song

[Money B]
Money B, the freaky deaky, the sqeaky meaky up and down
as a matter of fact ill be right back i gotta take a leaky
So I'm drainin, entertainin, but I got fame
and the bases I touch to much for me tryin to be namin
Aiyyo, you saw me on cable and gip
I busted in and I was goin legit
Clark Gable back in Pakland its the same old song
sport these shorties, same freckles and hat
drinkin the same 40's

[Humpty Hump]
hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip
just like butter, my ryhmes are legit
Cause I'm the humpty. not humpty dumpty, but humpty hump
here a hump, there a hump, everywhere a hump

[Shock G]
ah shut up and just listen
not dissin dont get me wrong
but to me its just the same old song
so just watch, my name is shock, and i like to rock
and you cant stop this
2Pac go ahead and rock this

[2Pac]
Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground
Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around
gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me
harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me
Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high
same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy
(clamin that they must have changed,just because we came strong)
I remain, still the same (why Tu'?) cause it's the same song
 
Yesterday at work the Olympics were on all day.  We watched womens kayaking and the announcer kept referring to
the eventual gold medal winner as the ".French Woman".   I don't even know who it was.
Rude...........
     
#12 | 789 days ago

I just spilled some coffee on the floor and little girl dog (ha) had a taste and did NOT like it. LOL she's still looking at me weird like I did something to her. I'll give her an icecube, she loves those as much as her new bestie Ash. I'd post a pic of the delicious, delicious Canadian beer she broght over, but i cant post pics from mt phone. Jess app me. Thanx in advance. 
Beans!!  
#13 | 789 days ago

Sup Wardie?

Man oh man am I happy it's Friday.  This weekend is gonna be the shizzle.  Playing golf this afternoon, bowling tonight followed by an 80's cover band, barbecue tomorrow, and then Lollapalooza on Sunday.  So stoked to see the Gaslight Anthem, J Cole, Jack White, and Of Monsters of Men. 

Went out on my buddy's boat last night.  It was a great night to be out on the lake.  Anyways, here's a pic....my photography skills could use some work. 



We then cooked out....Om nom nom nom....



And I don't care who ya are....this is hilarious.




This looks like Alain trying to guard me....lol

#14 | 789 days ago

The 1st black woman  to win all around gold medal in gymnastic- go gabby!!!! NJ 's own Rebbecca Soni - shattered her own world record--- nottie lochte up to his old tricks - LOSING------ football's in the air- let's get this party started--- that's all for now
Beans!!  
#15 | 789 days ago

I'm with JD on J Cole and Jack White. I'm gonna Spotify/Google /YouTube those other bands.

"Love Love Love" performed live at a hostel, lol, this is very strange. There's an accordian involved too. Of course I'm gonna like this. I'm also digging the weird, frumpy, Bjork chick.

Good lookin' out Swol. Now the rest of you Q-ify me too.
Beans!!  
#16 | 789 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I'm with JD on J Cole and Jack White. I'm gonna Spotify/Google /YouTube those other bands.

"Love Love Love" performed live at a hostel, lol, this is very strange. There's an accordian involved too. Of course I'm gonna like this. I'm also digging the weird, frumpy, Bjork chick.

Good lookin' out Swol. Now the rest of you Q-ify me too.
Songs to listen to....that I like anyways. 

Gaslight Anthem - "Old White Lincoln,"  "45," Handwritten," and "The '59 Sound"

Of Monsters and Men - "Little Talks," "King and Lionheart," "Mountain Sound," and "Six Weeks." 
#17 | 789 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
The 1st black woman  to win all around gold medal in gymnastic- go gabby!!!! NJ 's own Rebbecca Soni - shattered her own world record--- nottie lochte up to his old tricks - LOSING------ football's in the air- let's get this party started--- that's all for now
Damn son....you're claiming Jersey now too?  When's it going to end, Alain...when it's going to end? 
#18 | 789 days ago

I wish i lived in L.A. I'd totally drag 'The Becky' to this art gallery showing tonight. Disneyriffic and completely eff'd up! I wish i had $1700 laying around for one of these. I hope they eventually sell prints.
Beans!!  
#19 | 789 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
I heard it was GiFriday?!?

#20 | 789 days ago

I want this one. 

#21 | 789 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I wish i lived in L.A. I'd totally drag 'The Becky' to this art gallery showing tonight. Disneyriffic and completely eff'd up! I wish i had $1700 laying around for one of these. I hope they eventually sell prints.


i want this for a mantle!
#22 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I want this one. 

That's the hotness right there JD. I was going to post my fave "Snow Queen" but it violates the CoC. lol
Beans!!  
#23 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I heard it was GiFriday?!?

#24 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#25 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
#26 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#27 | 789 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
Jason_ wrote:



He sorta looks like my old Husky, btw.  (RIP - Dugan) 
#28 | 789 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ohwell_ wrote:
Yesterday at work the Olympics were on all day.  We watched womens kayaking and the announcer kept referring to
the eventual gold medal winner as the ".French Woman".   I don't even know who it was.
Rude...........
     
On that note, it irritates the sh** out of me that the american analysts/commentators who are broadcasting ONLY FOR US keep saying "the americans". Idk why but that bugs the hell out of me.


American deli for lunch, Can I get anyone anything?
#29 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:



He sorta looks like my old Husky, btw.  (RIP - Dugan) 
#30 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
#31 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
On that note, it irritates the sh** out of me that the american analysts/commentators who are broadcasting ONLY FOR US keep saying "the americans". Idk why but that bugs the hell out of me.


American deli for lunch, Can I get anyone anything?
Olympic Gaffes

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would most like to take back:

Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" !
#32 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#33 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
#34 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#35 | 789 days ago

My fave:

#36 | 789 days ago

Next Wednesday, Directv, the following Wednesday, the internet!
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#37 | 789 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I wish i lived in L.A. I'd totally drag 'The Becky' to this art gallery showing tonight. Disneyriffic and completely eff'd up! I wish i had $1700 laying around for one of these. I hope they eventually sell prints.
I think i just found my next Halloween costume. 

José Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros
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#38 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Damn son....you're claiming Jersey now too?  When's it going to end, Alain...when it's going to end? 
will never claim Chi-Town, that's for sure!!!!!!!
Beans!!  
#39 | 789 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
The 1st black woman  to win all around gold medal in gymnastic- go gabby!!!! NJ 's own Rebbecca Soni - shattered her own world record--- nottie lochte up to his old tricks - LOSING------ football's in the air- let's get this party started--- that's all for now
If he does this after losing, so be it and keep it coming. 



OH....and in regards to Rebecca...................FIGHT ON! 
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#40 | 789 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
kteacher wrote:
If he does this after losing, so be it and keep it coming. 



OH....and in regards to Rebecca...................FIGHT ON! 
/because it's The Olympics         
#41 | 789 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
will never claim Chi-Town, that's for sure!!!!!!!
and a first!
#42 | 789 days ago



If i gave a s**t this post would of been spectacular ! 




indecision
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#43 | 789 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


If i gave a s**t this post would of been spectacular ! 




indecision
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#44 | 789 days ago

Does Monster work? I'm having one of those right now. I have to get back to work too...Have a good day, people! And behave yourselves.
Grandma says you have to leave cause you’re eating all the steak and ruining everybody’s life...  
#45 | 789 days ago

Jess wrote:
Does Monster work? I'm having one of those right now. I have to get back to work too...Have a good day, people! And behave yourselves.
Monster the energy drink, or the job search?
My answer to both is no, they both lead you on to think you achieved something, but then nothing really comes from it.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#46 | 789 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
will never claim Chi-Town, that's for sure!!!!!!!
That's because we only have TRUE ballers in Da Chi.  You jelly? 
#47 | 789 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Monster the energy drink, or the job search?
My answer to both is no, they both lead you on to think you achieved something, but then nothing really comes from it.
I was asking if Monster works for the cocktail she told us to have. I'm not job searchin.

I've never felt a sense of accomplishment or achievement by drinking a monster...just satisfaction on my taste buds from the nectar of the gods. And it does help wake me up a bit. Oh and it helps me not get hangovers. True story...tested and approved.
Grandma says you have to leave cause you’re eating all the steak and ruining everybody’s life...  
#48 | 789 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
18packabs wrote:
I feel like telling a bunch oof People to F$%K OFF today, not you People of course. Happy Friday.
same here!
#49 | 789 days ago

#50 | 789 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
same here!
That is freaking awesome. 





#51 | 789 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Today is my son's Birthday!   We're heading to Wrigley Field this afternoon to run the bases, take batting practice, shag fly balls in the OF and take a tour.......should be a fun time!

Is it Hockey Season yet?!?!?  





Enjoy your weekend!
#52 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
#53 | 789 days ago

Ha! My teach friend and his wife are in the audience for Big Brother and my other teach friend flashed some people on a boat in Croatia. I need to step up my TEach summer adventures. 
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#54 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#55 | 789 days ago
Nick__ (+)

jswol54 wrote:
That is freaking awesome. 





sorry bro!  I didn't realize that I hit "reply" to Ed's post when I was trying to post my stuff.


frown

Now, it looks like you are getting really excited that I stated "SAME HERE" , which is f**king hysterical! cool
#56 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:



Nick, it's all good, man.  Have fun at Wrigley. 
#57 | 789 days ago




A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."


cool
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#58 | 789 days ago

Oh! When I was buying some kind of Molson that Nyce made love to, I saw something that said Double Chocolate Stout... what is this about?




Gator boots with the pimped out gucci suit
#59 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:



Nick, it's all good, man.  Have fun at Wrigley. 
#60 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
#61 | 789 days ago

Quick hits!!
*America, f*ck yeah
*I was digging Aisha Tyler's Girl on Guy podcast, but gonna be staying a way a bit more.  The most annoying thing an interviewer can do? Start trying to finish your guests stories or add retarded insight.  Ugh
*So I was supposed to play in a wiffleball tournament tomorrow, but we have a makeup baseball game in the middle of the day.  Dammit
*For the first time in a month, no hockey tournament this weekend.  Hooray!
*Gonna try to check out Beasts of the Southern Wild Sunday morning
*Alright, off to deal with the van one of my techs had stolen from in front of his house last night.  hooray!

What CD can't I get enough of lately? The Lumineers.. And they are today's song

The Lumineers - Stubborn Love


 
She'll lie and steal and cheat, and beg you from her knees
Make you thinks she means it this time
She'll tear a hole in you, the one you can't repair
But I still love her, I don't really care

When we were young, Oh Oh, we did enough
When it got cold, Ooh Ooh, we bundled up
I cant be told, Ah Ah It cant be done

It's better to feel pain, than nothing at all
The opposite of love's indifference
Pay attention now, I'm standing on your porch screaming out
And I wont leave until you come downstairs

So keep your head up, keep your love
keep your head up, my love [x2]
Keep your head up, keep your love

I don't blame ya dear for running like you did, all these years
I would do the same, your best believe
The highway signs say we're close, but I don't read those things anymore
I never trusted my own eyes

When we were young oh oh, we did enough
When it got cold, Ooh ooh we bundled up
I can't be told, Ah ah, can't be done

So keep your head up, keep your love
keep your head up, my love [x2]
keep your head up, keep your love

Then to try and make sure I have all the bases covered.. Have a safe weekend
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#62 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#63 | 789 days ago

Anyone think they will be serving truck stop food at Browns games this season?  Nothing says football season
like Salisbury steak and mashed taters.

I accepted my first bet on the Q for this football season.  Go Bears!    (This is a one time only cheer).

#64 | 789 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Today is my son's Birthday!   We're heading to Wrigley Field this afternoon to run the bases, take batting practice, shag fly balls in the OF and take a tour.......should be a fun time!

Is it Hockey Season yet?!?!?  





Enjoy your weekend!
NIck, happy birthday to your boy, hope you guys have a good time at Wrigley
#65 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#66 | 789 days ago

#67 | 789 days ago
Nick__ (+)

mojo wrote:
NIck, happy birthday to your boy, hope you guys have a good time at Wrigley
Thanks, Terry!
#68 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
#69 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
#70 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#71 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#72 | 789 days ago

Afternoon Q'ers!  Sitting at the hospital waiting for an OR to open up to make it so there's one less bunion in the world...

My son's band, Breathing Blue (http://www.breathingbluemusic.com) played a show last night at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park.  They opened for Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and played well... Here's the best part, though...an executive from Road Runner Records was there and liked what he heard.  He took them out to dinner and basically said he thought they have what it takes....as a Dad, I sound like I'm bragging, but this could be the REAL THING!  The executive said that he'd get them playing shows in the 3 markets that "count" in music.....New York, LA, and Nashville....if they take off there, they've got America covered...

Going to Monmouth Park tomorrow for a picnic at the races.  I usually break even....pick a horse (one jockey in particular) and play him across the board for $2.  It's a day of eating, drinking and fun.

OR just called...time to go to work...here's a thought for today:

Jamaican barbers can Calypso well......
Beans!!  
#73 | 789 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
#74 | 789 days ago

mojo wrote:
#75 | 789 days ago

Q'rs
Two things made my heart happy today. 1) Jason Priestley and infatuated chick from 90210 in an Old Navy commercial &
2) Michael Chiklis is returning to network TV.

Stay Cool and drink responsibly


PEACE
Fuzzy Screw ...  
#76 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
That's because we only have TRUE ballers in Da Chi.  You jelly? 
blah blah blah
Beans!!  
#77 | 789 days ago

Twitter follow of the day #porntrial.............looks like it might come to FISTnCuffs.........
#78 | 789 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
blah blah blah
#79 | 789 days ago

this has to be my favorite facebook hack post from yesterday

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#80 | 789 days ago



"I think that was pretty nice ....well done graffiti."-----Momma Teach 11:00 a.m August 3, 2012...phone convo

Not exactly something I'd have predicted she'd say. She's pretty by the rule book. lol I wanted to hug her more. heart
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#81 | 789 days ago

one fun thing the olympics has done for my life is it's gotten me to couch-potato straight through the news. i never watch the news, so it's kinda like watching a new, deadpanned sit-com done shakespearishly except instead of a chorus blowing the plots, it's two or three heavily made up, smarmy people with big teeth and bad jokes. and bad fake laughs.

but! i found from a teaser for our ugly weather ginger, that he has this 6th sense of knowing where hurricanes are gonna go! this is great news!  he's been pretty tight-lipped about ernesto, so far, so i'm gonna cool my heels until he tells me exactly where that baby is headed. so far this is what he knows:
Computer Model Tracks

houston is so fortunate to have him as our weather psychic.
#82 | 789 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
one fun thing the olympics has done for my life is it's gotten me to couch-potato straight through the news. i never watch the news, so it's kinda like watching a new, deadpanned sit-com done shakespearishly except instead of a chorus blowing the plots, it's two or three heavily made up, smarmy people with big teeth and bad jokes. and bad fake laughs.

but! i found from a teaser for our ugly weather ginger, that he has this 6th sense of knowing where hurricanes are gonna go! this is great news!  he's been pretty tight-lipped about ernesto, so far, so i'm gonna cool my heels until he tells me exactly where that baby is headed. so far this is what he knows:
Computer Model Tracks

houston is so fortunate to have him as our weather psychic.
Is The Woodlands a nice area?  My buddy just decided to move there after accepting a job.  I'm gonna help him move. 

Have a good weekend, Qers.  I'm outta hurrrrrrr.....
#83 | 789 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
one fun thing the olympics has done for my life is it's gotten me to couch-potato straight through the news. i never watch the news, so it's kinda like watching a new, deadpanned sit-com done shakespearishly except instead of a chorus blowing the plots, it's two or three heavily made up, smarmy people with big teeth and bad jokes. and bad fake laughs.

but! i found from a teaser for our ugly weather ginger, that he has this 6th sense of knowing where hurricanes are gonna go! this is great news!  he's been pretty tight-lipped about ernesto, so far, so i'm gonna cool my heels until he tells me exactly where that baby is headed. so far this is what he knows:
Computer Model Tracks

houston is so fortunate to have him as our weather psychic.


Anywhere but the red and purple lines , TY !
Magically delicious....  
#84 | 789 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Is The Woodlands a nice area?  My buddy just decided to move there after accepting a job.  I'm gonna help him move. 

Have a good weekend, Qers.  I'm outta hurrrrrrr.....
i'm not sure about what the living's like out there, but the night life is a lot of fun!
#85 | 789 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


Anywhere but the red and purple lines , TY !
i have a feeling it's gonna hit that bump in the middle there and pinball back to florida. y'all may get some rain.
#86 | 789 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


Anywhere but the red and purple lines , TY !
You got something against the people of Belize? lol
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#87 | 789 days ago

a friend sent me a mystery science theater t-shirt in the mail!


it's so cute, but that hand on the right looks like it's giving my nip a twist.
#88 | 789 days ago

Kenne wrote:
You got something against the people of Belize? lol


Viva la Belize !  yes 
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#89 | 789 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
a friend sent me a mystery science theater t-shirt in the mail!


it's so cute, but that hand on the right looks like it's giving my nip a twist.
I think I've tried that move.  I believe it's called "the lockpicker"
Magically delicious....  
#90 | 789 days ago

Falcons
Football
Coming
On
Tonight
OMG

I feel a 'gasm heading my way. Woohoo!

yes
Beans!!  
#91 | 789 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I think I've tried that move.  I believe it's called "the lockpicker"
aka The Radio Dial, back in the day.

[edited to include my GIFriday gif that keeps on giving.]

Beans!!  
#92 | 789 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
News of the Day:  My Daughter made the Freshmen Volleyball team in High School.

Peeve of the Day:  I'm tired of everyone's opinions on everything, important and not important.

Tweet of the Day:  I put the STD in Stud.  All I need is U.

GIFriday:

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#93 | 789 days ago

So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
#94 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
indecision

Well, I was going to blather about some stuff, but nevermind...
#95 | 789 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
indecision

Well, I was going to blather about some stuff, but nevermind...
I won't tell! :D
#96 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
#97 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
#98 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
Magically delicious....  
#99 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
shoot, I thought this was next
Fuzzy Screw ...  
#100 | 789 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
Thanks for not capitalizing fooooooooool.
Magically delicious....  
#101 | 789 days ago

Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

Finally Fireworks Friday!

Well, my daughter has one more person to convince to join their quartet.    The one alto player she does have decided to play the Alto 2 part.   She doesn't want any of the too difficult parts.   What she currently does not know is that with the exception of a couple soloish parts, good portions of the main melodies are carried by both Alto parts.  Oftentimes switching from one to the other.  Not too much difference.   Boy do I want to see her face when she finds out.

Other than that, should be a relaxing weekend.
Magically delicious....  
#102 | 789 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
one fun thing the olympics has done for my life is it's gotten me to couch-potato straight through the news. i never watch the news, so it's kinda like watching a new, deadpanned sit-com done shakespearishly except instead of a chorus blowing the plots, it's two or three heavily made up, smarmy people with big teeth and bad jokes. and bad fake laughs.

but! i found from a teaser for our ugly weather ginger, that he has this 6th sense of knowing where hurricanes are gonna go! this is great news!  he's been pretty tight-lipped about ernesto, so far, so i'm gonna cool my heels until he tells me exactly where that baby is headed. so far this is what he knows:
Computer Model Tracks

houston is so fortunate to have him as our weather psychic.
Ooh, ooh,  I know....since the storm is depicted in red, it's gonna follow that red path and cross over Cuba while doing a strafing run, firing missles along the shore of Belize, Cancun,  and San Miguel.
Magically delicious....  
#103 | 789 days ago



#NoIPAs, but I think Barry needs to have the entire Locker Room over to the Rose Garden for a beer.
Beans!!  
#104 | 789 days ago

http://www.wptv.com/gallery/news/news_photo_gallery/five-guys-take-same-photo-for-30-years <-- I don't know how to make a this



Anyway, I keep looking at the photos and making up stories for each of their lives.

WTF is in the jar?  


  I need to get out of the house or just start mixing drinks. 
#105 | 789 days ago

While I still no idea what happened here earlier today, I do what happened at the Olympics today and have recapped it. This was the first one over 1000 words, which should surprised no one. Note if you are unspoiled and waiting for prime time for some results, don't click.
#106 | 789 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:


#NoIPAs, but I think Barry needs to have the entire Locker Room over to the Rose Garden for a beer.
I will fight you
#107 | 789 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
It came after my birthday (bestest friend EVER), but...................................OH so tingle and big smile worthy. I need a moment. 




new black premiere Kopi jersey and championship roster shirt
Magically delicious....  
#108 | 789 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
I got in touch with a friend of mine from way back last night.  Turns out, he lives in Nashville and works for the official bank of the Nashville Predators.  He is also a die-hard hockey fan and I am so happy to have a local with which I will be able to enjoy hockey.  He's also one of my bois, and we have a mutual crush on Shea Weber.  I hope this doesn't come down to hair-pulling, unless, of course, Shea Weber is pulling my hair.  I will not be happy if Bo gets the winner winner chicken dinner in this instance.  And I absolutely will not share my hockey husband.  I mention he works for the bank b/c I'm really hoping he can get a hold of their suite sometime when I need a hockey fix.

I'm gearing up for a busy day tomorrow.  I'm meeting some neighbors from the neighborhood association at the neighborhood coffee shop in the AM (preceded by a trip to the bank or I will be washing dishes at said coffee shop to pay for my drink.  And scone).  And I'm actually MEETING them, like for the first time.  This could either go well or not.   At 11:30, I have to attend our football open practice.  I am totally stoked and I can't wait until our D-line can make pancakes out of a few quarterbacks.  And the first one I will enjoy watching being laid out on his back is whoever Kentucky has decided to line up behind center.  I love playing Kentucky at home.  Their coaches' name is Joker, ffs. 

After practice is grocery, laundry, and finishing up some house cleaning because it looks like I'll be getting some help replacing some closet doors, hanging a new ceiling fan and light fixture, and doing some work on my kitchen in the upcoming week or two.  The guy who will be helping me is coming over Sunday to look at what needs to be done.  Now if the IKEA fairy would just drop some new furniture in my living room...
#109 | 788 days ago

(Edited by Dream_Machine)
kobe_lova wrote:
So, this one dude Jeff_P PM's me fussing about something. I honestly only read the first line or two since it was in all caps and typed like a fooooooooool would typppppppe. I did send to a few friends though because people should enjoy the finer things, and I assume I was getting cussed out and everyone loves when I get cussed, so I shared. I assume they laughed. My response was simply "what are you talking about? you're so sensitive. funny".... and then another message! I didn't read it or respond.... and then ANOTHER message! I didn't read it. or respond. They were typed like the first one. But, I think I was spot on with the sensitivity thing, right?

Oh, but I think i saw something about me being on a high horse. Someone else can confirm, but on the just in case, YOOOOU god***n right!! Right now, I'm on my high horse, with a cocktail, and my nose in the air looking down on motherf***ers cause that's how I do when it's necessary, and it is quite necessary at the moment. I do feel mighty mighty mighty. Deal.

Stop, cause I don't care.

Sharing is caring.
Are You Like My Twin Sister?

Fuzzy Screw ...  
#110 | 788 days ago

Dream_Machine wrote:
Are You Like My Twin Sister?

If that means I get to be Hawaiian, YES!

:dance:

or

:hula:
#111 | 788 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Ash said:

Have a good day people, drink a cocktail or two, (Mountain Dew works too) and Remember to do something...
sooooooooooo...

TouchWhoYaLike...SmellWhereYaLike...GrabWhatYaLike!!

The Olympics...
in a nutshell, is so inspirational and such a rush; but the scoring and judging in some events and the scandals of others make you wonder - not to mention the horrible coverage (I would LOVE to see all the countries in certain events, not just the Americans!!  Where is the "spirit of the games" when you only watch your own???)

The Gymnasts were all amazing, and it sucks Aly Raismen was denied a bronze on that tiebreaker rule (they should have accounted for all the events...it was a freakin' TIE!!), but I digress...great drama as always - terrible TV coverage and announcing.

That Russia - Brazil Basketball game was cold-blooded!!  The last three shots of the game were Top 10 Plays for sure!

Football...Are You Ready??  I Is!!

Money Mayweather is free...
what is next on his plate?  (I really don't care - just something to write aboutindecision)

Dayum...Missed out on my Free Chik-Fil-A Meal (no, didn't really care about that either, but many hungry MF'ers ate yesterday!!)

Kofi Annan says "F*** This...I'm Out!" as the UN Envoy in the Syria Peace talks...Who even knew he was in???

Ahhhhhhh, its Friday...I just got paid...and I'm gonna go out tonight!!!  Dranks, Anyone???

SAME SONG - Digital Underground

All around the world same song
All all around the world same song

[Shock G]
I came for the party to get naughty get my rocks on
eat popcorn watch you move your body to the pop song
that I'm singing dinga linging funky beats ringing
everybody's swinging in the place
as I kick the J A Z Z Y is my style
R&B mixing it with the hip hop swing beat
Champagne in my hand, it wont be long till I'm gone
It's just the same old song

[Humpty Hump]
It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin
sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken
oops don't get the grease on your pantyhose
I love ya Rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose
Sneezin, but still I'm pleasin to all the slimmies
Pull out my jimmie, time to get busy wit a Jenny
if it's good and plenty, dont you know
there I go, there I go, there I go
But I dont go nowhere without my jim hat
If I'm rappin, cause she's clappin
then I'm strappin cause I'm smarter than that
then girlie maybe we can get along
Cutie after cutie, it's just the same old song

[Money B]
Money B, the freaky deaky, the sqeaky meaky up and down
as a matter of fact ill be right back i gotta take a leaky
So I'm drainin, entertainin, but I got fame
and the bases I touch to much for me tryin to be namin
Aiyyo, you saw me on cable and gip
I busted in and I was goin legit
Clark Gable back in Pakland its the same old song
sport these shorties, same freckles and hat
drinkin the same 40's

[Humpty Hump]
hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip
just like butter, my ryhmes are legit
Cause I'm the humpty. not humpty dumpty, but humpty hump
here a hump, there a hump, everywhere a hump

[Shock G]
ah shut up and just listen
not dissin dont get me wrong
but to me its just the same old song
so just watch, my name is shock, and i like to rock
and you cant stop this
2Pac go ahead and rock this

[2Pac]
Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground
Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around
gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me
harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me
Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high
same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy
(clamin that they must have changed,just because we came strong)
I remain, still the same (why Tu'?) cause it's the same song
 
Money Mayweather is busy lining up his next fight--against his baby mama again so he can go to jail and not have to face Pacquiao in the ring or the media for ducking Paquiao again.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#112 | 788 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Today is my son's Birthday!   We're heading to Wrigley Field this afternoon to run the bases, take batting practice, shag fly balls in the OF and take a tour.......should be a fun time!

Is it Hockey Season yet?!?!?  





Enjoy your weekend!
If your son can hit and show any kind of speed or throwing arm, the Cubs may try to sign him and put him in Center Field or be the Starting Pitcher. Glood luck, and tell us all how that works out.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#113 | 788 days ago

jswol54 wrote:



Nick, it's all good, man.  Have fun at Wrigley. 
Hey, why is Spiderman coming out of my ex-wife's vagina?

BTW, what is the difference between a black hole in space and my ex-wife's thighs?

The black hole in space will eventually close,
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#114 | 788 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:



A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."


cool
Mary isn't my ex-wife's name, but it works, lmao
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#115 | 788 days ago

icfeet wrote:
Afternoon Q'ers!  Sitting at the hospital waiting for an OR to open up to make it so there's one less bunion in the world...

My son's band, Breathing Blue (http://www.breathingbluemusic.com) played a show last night at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park.  They opened for Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and played well... Here's the best part, though...an executive from Road Runner Records was there and liked what he heard.  He took them out to dinner and basically said he thought they have what it takes....as a Dad, I sound like I'm bragging, but this could be the REAL THING!  The executive said that he'd get them playing shows in the 3 markets that "count" in music.....New York, LA, and Nashville....if they take off there, they've got America covered...

Going to Monmouth Park tomorrow for a picnic at the races.  I usually break even....pick a horse (one jockey in particular) and play him across the board for $2.  It's a day of eating, drinking and fun.

OR just called...time to go to work...here's a thought for today:

Jamaican barbers can Calypso well......
I thought they closed THE STONE PONY, the landmark in American Music made famous for being the launching pad of the greatest singer/songwriter in music history--http://youtu.be/av2rClwyCu8
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#117 | 788 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I thought they closed THE STONE PONY, the landmark in American Music made famous for being the launching pad of the greatest singer/songwriter in music history--http://youtu.be/av2rClwyCu8
They closed CBGB...in New York City...he also played there in 2006 with his former band
Beans!!  
#118 | 788 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
What I'd like to see is Ernesto do to South Fla what Andrew did to it 20 years ago. At least that way, the Dolphins will have an excuse to suck when their training camp at Nova Southeastern University gets destroyed and they have no place to practice. LOL
F"CK Y"U,           signed Hurricane Andrew Survivor
#119 | 787 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
What I'd like to see is Ernesto do to South Fla what Andrew did to it 20 years ago. At least that way, the Dolphins will have an excuse to suck when their training camp at Nova Southeastern University gets destroyed and they have no place to practice. LOL
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#120 | 787 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I thought they closed THE STONE PONY, the landmark in American Music made famous for being the launching pad of the greatest singer/songwriter in music history--http://youtu.be/av2rClwyCu8
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#121 | 786 days ago

icfeet wrote:
They closed CBGB...in New York City...he also played there in 2006 with his former band
I hate when they close places where Iconic superstars like Springsteen played. Lose a whole lot of musical history that way
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#122 | 786 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
should have used my ex-wife's photo, then you would have made more sense with this, lmao
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary...  
#123 | 786 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
should have used my ex-wife's photo, then you would have made more sense with this, lmao
Quite honestly, it makes PERFECT sense.frown

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