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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
23 Fans 
30%a. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...
4%b. Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?...
9%c. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
22%d. Using the whole fist, Doc?...
17%e. You can be my wingman any time...
4%f. Dying bastard...
13%g. Beans...

 &nbp;
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#8 | 743 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I wish Woody would come back.  sad
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
  
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#1 | 743 days ago

First!
You can be my wingman any time...  
#2 | 743 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
And second beat that 1 b!tches!
You can be my wingman any time...  
#3 | 743 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Bacon!
#4 | 743 days ago

HAt! Love it.
Dying bastard...  
#5 | 743 days ago
unopescatore (+)

I almost forgot how much I hate most pricks on the road till this morning....thank u b-tch in the Green Honda Pilot. angry


Olympics were kinda gay last night, but it was cool:



China leads by 2 medals....hopefully we catch the commies again.
#6 | 743 days ago

Anyone know the cure for an itchy ass?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#7 | 743 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
HAt! Love it.
I wish Woody would come back.  sad
#8 | 743 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I wish Woody would come back.  sad
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#9 | 743 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Bacon!
Funny you say that.  I skipped this fest on Sunday.  Didn't realize it was all about bacon. 

Sup peeps,

Took a vacation day yesterday after getting it done all weekend.  The highlight had to be Lolla on Sunday.





GF made me watch Crazy, Stupid, Love.  I gotta say...it was actually pretty funny.  Anyone seen it? 

Cubs still suck.

The Jets are laugh out loud funny.  When I read Tebow was involved in the scuffle, I was hoping he beat up Sanchez. 

I've drank about 40oz of coffee this morning and I'm still tired. 

Did anyone see any hot breezies making out @ CFA on Friday? 

I heard there was an e-fight on Friday's F/E after I left.  Can someone give me cliffs?

TIA

Softball championship tonight.  Wish me luck. 
#10 | 743 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Jason_ wrote:
lmao.  Not that woody.    blush
#11 | 743 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Anyone know the cure for an itchy ass?
A shower?!
Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#12 | 743 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
Anyone know the cure for an itchy ass?
Avoid Anal Sex...................can I say that on here?!?!  

If not, then, "Avoid a**l sex"  laugh

I.A.S is a pain in the ass!  Are you scooting across the rug or rubbing your butt up against any trees??

Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#13 | 743 days ago

jason can use the old fashioned remedy- - - - soap and water


Happy Tuesday All- the weather for a change is almost as wonderful as the Ladies of Q'Ville are but triple H will be back by tommorow

Here's a realistic question for the Village- anyone ever quit a job for more money and the place you quit was good to you?
You can be my wingman any time...  
#14 | 743 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Morning Q!

What do you call a pot smoking gangsta rap artist turned pot smoking Rasta Reggae artist?

SNOOP LION!





Yep, Snoop Dogg has officially changed his name, his genre and his religious beliefs!   Story > SNOOPLION

To top it off,  I think Snoop got a hold of some very POWERFUL herb because he is telling people that he is the reincarnation of Bob Marley!  surprise

Don't get me wrong, I dig me some SNOOP!  The man is RIGHTEOUS and I have no problem with him changing his stance, especially when it comes to switching to REGGAE!  yes

Then he goes on to state, "I feel like I've always been Rastafari, I just didn't have my third eye open." -   Well DUH!  It's hard to have a 3RD eye open when, for the past 20 years, you haven't had any of your eyes open! 

Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#15 | 743 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I wish Woody would come back.  sad
Hopefully my whining will pay off soon. :)
Dying bastard...  
#16 | 743 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Funny you say that.  I skipped this fest on Sunday.  Didn't realize it was all about bacon. 

Sup peeps,

Took a vacation day yesterday after getting it done all weekend.  The highlight had to be Lolla on Sunday.





GF made me watch Crazy, Stupid, Love.  I gotta say...it was actually pretty funny.  Anyone seen it? 

Cubs still suck.

The Jets are laugh out loud funny.  When I read Tebow was involved in the scuffle, I was hoping he beat up Sanchez. 

I've drank about 40oz of coffee this morning and I'm still tired. 

Did anyone see any hot breezies making out @ CFA on Friday? 

I heard there was an e-fight on Friday's F/E after I left.  Can someone give me cliffs?

TIA

Softball championship tonight.  Wish me luck. 
I liked Crazy, Stupid, Love!

Hola amigos y amigas,

I just got to work a few minutes ago. I have made it my mission to try and get a picture of Wiggy and post it here before I leave. All of you should see what I have had to endure for the last 4 1/2 years!

Thats all I have right now, so have a great day everyone :heart:
Beans...  
#17 | 743 days ago

i stole part of the pipe organ.


i'd like to hear them try and play amazing grace without their Db dim6 pipe!

...i haven't thought this all the way through yet. the pipe's about 9' tall and my getaway car is smaller. i think i'll thread it through the back windows and see if it plays all the way home
#18 | 743 days ago

I just finished watching the live feed of the women's gymnastics floor finals. 

USA USA USA!!! (GOLD!!!)

The live commentary when this girl had her turn cracked me up. lol (she's a Mean Girl......her smirk when little Gabby messed up on her bar routine, was classic. lol)

Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?...  
#19 | 743 days ago
unopescatore (+)

kteacher wrote:
I just finished watching the live feed of the women's gymnastics floor finals. 

USA USA USA!!! (GOLD!!!)

The live commentary when this girl had her turn cracked me up. lol (she's a Mean Girl......her smirk when little Gabby messed up on her bar routine, was classic. lol)

thanks...u just ruined tonights primetime broadcast. indecision


she looks like a salty b-tch....I like it.laugh
#20 | 743 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I just finished watching the live feed of the women's gymnastics floor finals. 

USA USA USA!!! (GOLD!!!)

The live commentary when this girl had her turn cracked me up. lol (she's a Mean Girl......her smirk when little Gabby messed up on her bar routine, was classic. lol)

Wow are you jerkcoasting from the best coast? I dig it!
Beans...  
#21 | 743 days ago

Go take my poll, people! You've seen it!
Dying bastard...  
#22 | 743 days ago

Neat-O......I jerkcoasted a jerkcoaster. 
Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?...  
#23 | 743 days ago

1 - I can't get too upset about this whole TO thing. I mean...I don't like him, but I don't necessarily hate him either. If they would have signed him to a longer, more lucrative contract I would be ticked. But, it's only for 1 year and $1m, so it's pretty low risk. I'm just a little worried about the possible effect his attitude might have on the younger players as a whole, and if a younger QB wins the battle, on him. Who knows - maybe PC can keep him from getting out of hand. I just hope he does better than Randy Moss this season - that will make me happy.

2 - I'm in a hotel just 5 minutes away from the house so the movers can finish loading up our stuff. The fire alarm woke me up at 8am, we all filed out into the parking lot while the fire dept. came and investigated (finding: burnt toast in the room above us). Now my net is sketchy but at least it's working. For now. I plan on working my tail off today because I was forced to leave early unexpectedly yesterday. 

3 - There's a Bahamian snake or whatever the heck it is in my bathroom. It's tiny, but I've had them in my house before and that's what my husband thinks it is (he researched it - I can't)...so I'm obviously not getting off of the bed until it's gone. 

4 - My daughter is bored (the tv in her room in the hotel isn't working) and driving me bats**t crazy. 

5 - One more day and we're outta here.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#24 | 743 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

kteacher wrote:
I just finished watching the live feed of the women's gymnastics floor finals. 

USA USA USA!!! (GOLD!!!)

The live commentary when this girl had her turn cracked me up. lol (she's a Mean Girl......her smirk when little Gabby messed up on her bar routine, was classic. lol)




angry
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#25 | 743 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I just finished watching the live feed of the women's gymnastics floor finals. 

USA USA USA!!! (GOLD!!!)

The live commentary when this girl had her turn cracked me up. lol (she's a Mean Girl......her smirk when little Gabby messed up on her bar routine, was classic. lol)

That Mean Girls stuff just keeps getting better and better. LMAO! I feel like NBC should have had Tina Fey doing the color commentary and the two guys from Best in Show for (via wikipedia) ...an unending stream of bad jokes and off color comments.

"She's quite a feisty little b!tch Tina, what breed is she exactly? I'm guessing part of the Russian Hound family."
Beans...  
#26 | 743 days ago

Jess wrote:
1 - I can't get too upset about this whole TO thing. I mean...I don't like him, but I don't necessarily hate him either. If they would have signed him to a longer, more lucrative contract I would be ticked. But, it's only for 1 year and $1m, so it's pretty low risk. I'm just a little worried about the possible effect his attitude might have on the younger players as a whole, and if a younger QB wins the battle, on him. Who knows - maybe PC can keep him from getting out of hand. I just hope he does better than Randy Moss this season - that will make me happy.

2 - I'm in a hotel just 5 minutes away from the house so the movers can finish loading up our stuff. The fire alarm woke me up at 8am, we all filed out into the parking lot while the fire dept. came and investigated (finding: burnt toast in the room above us). Now my net is sketchy but at least it's working. For now. I plan on working my tail off today because I was forced to leave early unexpectedly yesterday. 

3 - There's a Bahamian snake or whatever the heck it is in my bathroom. It's tiny, but I've had them in my house before and that's what my husband thinks it is (he researched it - I can't)...so I'm obviously not getting off of the bed until it's gone. 

4 - My daughter is bored (the tv in her room in the hotel isn't working) and driving me bats**t crazy. 

5 - One more day and we're outta here.
Don't forget to buy some Kinos before you bail.

Day 2 of sinus headache.  Palm trees are mating or something.

Pipe organ make me laugh every time I hear it.

You can be my wingman any time...  
#27 | 743 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

Cali_Kat wrote:
Wow are you jerkcoasting from the best coast? I dig it!


 **** ******* ***** ***** ******** ** ****** ******* !


angry
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#28 | 743 days ago

Tonight is the last weeknight I have to work late for the foreseeable future, I like it!  For the next 2 months I don't start any later than 10 a.m.  The Bucs shut out the Snakes last night and Paul Goldschmidt (who had AZ's only 2 hits) found out the hard way that Starling Marte does indeed have a cannon for an arm, tried to stretch a single into a double and he was out by 15 feet.  That was win #62 last night, magic number is down to 20 to put an end to the longest losing streak in the history of professional sports!  Also, happy 25th birthday to Sid the Kid.

Bk over and out
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#29 | 743 days ago

Rude
Dying bastard...  
#30 | 743 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
kteacher wrote:
Neat-O......I jerkcoasted a jerkcoaster. 
The jerkforce is strong within you young Kwalker...



Give yourself to the dark side and jerk every coast in the universe at my side.
Beans...  
#31 | 743 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
So my husband just texted me a pic. The movers have the truck running, all loaded up, and are ready to pull out of our driveway with all of our stuff...theoretically. 



tf? Seriously?

Apparently they only wanted to take our nice set of glasses.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#32 | 743 days ago

Jess wrote:
So my husband just texted me a pic. The movers have the truck running, all loaded up, and are ready to pull out of our driveway with all of our stuff...theoretically. 



tf? Seriously?

Apparently they only wanted to take our nice set of glasses.
Is that an urn in your cabinet?  Ex husband? 
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#33 | 743 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
That Mean Girls stuff just keeps getting better and better. LMAO! I feel like NBC should have had Tina Fey doing the color commentary and the two guys from Best in Show for (via wikipedia) ...an unending stream of bad jokes and off color comments.

"She's quite a feisty little b!tch Tina, what breed is she exactly? I'm guessing part of the Russian Hound family."
I was thinking about Fred Willard's character from Best In Show the other night.  Especially with his recent peep show exploits? How awesome would that be making unsavory statutory comments.  I really wish there was a sports channel for adults
You can be my wingman any time...  
#34 | 743 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Is that an urn in your cabinet?  Ex husband? 
lmao - it's a shaker. You're a beer man, so I guess it doesn't surprise me that you didn't know what that was. 
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#35 | 743 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Anyone know the cure for an itchy ass?
You probably need to see a proctologist, just be sure that during the exam he isn't standing like this:

#36 | 743 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I was thinking about Fred Willard's character from Best In Show the other night.  Especially with his recent peep show exploits? How awesome would that be making unsavory statutory comments.  I really wish there was a sports channel for adults
Willard's performance in that is getting better with time. He's a '26 Mouton Rothschild at this point. And Parker Posey's crazy cameo on Louis reminded how fantastic her "busy bee' meltdown is. i need to watch that flick again soon.
Beans...  
#37 | 743 days ago

(Edited by beerstudk)
mojo wrote:
You probably need to see a proctologist, just be sure that during the exam he isn't standing like this:

Or that he doesn't have a long a$$ glove that goes up to his shoulder......
Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#38 | 743 days ago

I realized yesterday that some of my best work is done in a manner that is not friendly to the interwebs and that's long form story telling.  So instead of writing something I find to be hilaaaaaaarious but will be skipped because it requires reading and following along, I'm just gonna post a picture with a disgusted look

You can be my wingman any time...  
#39 | 743 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I realized yesterday that some of my best work is done in a manner that is not friendly to the interwebs and that's long form story telling.  So instead of writing something I find to be hilaaaaaaarious but will be skipped because it requires reading and following along, I'm just gonna post a picture with a disgusted look

Wait..she looks disgusted?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#40 | 743 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I realized yesterday that some of my best work is done in a manner that is not friendly to the interwebs and that's long form story telling.  So instead of writing something I find to be hilaaaaaaarious but will be skipped because it requires reading and following along, I'm just gonna post a picture with a disgusted look

Whoa, Jennifer Aniston's mom looks p!ssed.
Beans...  
#41 | 743 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I realized yesterday that some of my best work is done in a manner that is not friendly to the interwebs and that's long form story telling.  So instead of writing something I find to be hilaaaaaaarious but will be skipped because it requires reading and following along, I'm just gonna post a picture with a disgusted look

Not sure what in the hell you are looking at?

She looks extremely excited or cold, if you ask me!
Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#42 | 743 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Anyone know the cure for an itchy ass?
tell your b/f to use ribbed condoms, lmao j/k
Be afraid. Be very afraid...  
#43 | 743 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
jason can use the old fashioned remedy- - - - soap and water


Happy Tuesday All- the weather for a change is almost as wonderful as the Ladies of Q'Ville are but triple H will be back by tommorow

Here's a realistic question for the Village- anyone ever quit a job for more money and the place you quit was good to you?
yeah, my ex-wife wanted to move to south florida from NYC because that is where her parents were going to move to. Had a good job working as a blueprinter's apprentice, learning the printshop business that was only 5 blocks from Shea Stadium/Citi Field. But since she was pregnant with my first child, and she threatened me that I wouldn't see my child unless i decided to move here, that's how my dumb ass wound up in south Flor-i-duh with the morons whose brains are baked from the high humidity and the overbearing sun after a good long rain.
Be afraid. Be very afraid...  
#44 | 743 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
thanks...u just ruined tonights primetime broadcast. indecision


she looks like a salty b-tch....I like it.laugh
she looks like she does anal sex without lube.
Be afraid. Be very afraid...  
#45 | 743 days ago

Kill the wabbit.............^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.


Robs sister is going to be here from Oklahoma Friday night.  Neither of us have ever met her.  Daddy was a playa.
She is a sex therapist.   Fixing up the guest room now.   Do you think anal beads hanging on the towel hook
is too much or just homey??
You can be my wingman any time...  
#46 | 743 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ohwell_ wrote:
Kill the wabbit.............^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.


Robs sister is going to be here from Oklahoma Friday night.  Neither of us have ever met her.  Daddy was a playa.
She is a sex therapist.   Fixing up the guest room now.   Do you think anal beads hanging on the towel hook
is too much or just homey??
   
Dying bastard...  
#47 | 743 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Kill the wabbit.............^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.


Robs sister is going to be here from Oklahoma Friday night.  Neither of us have ever met her.  Daddy was a playa.
She is a sex therapist.   Fixing up the guest room now.   Do you think anal beads hanging on the towel hook
is too much or just homey??
heh
Dying bastard...  
#48 | 743 days ago

Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

Spent half my morning trying to get in contact with one of my favorite vice principals at the high school.  Apparently, he has scheduled the band and choir to both perform this Thursday for the school's ribbon cutting ceremony for a new building.   I'm not complaining that both groups are performing.    I am complaining that each group is only being scheduled to play for 5 minutes, while the school mariachi group is scheduled to play for 15 minutes.    And  that isn't the part that irritates me the most.    He has also scheduled the steel-drum band from down at the middle school to come up and perform, ALSO for 15 minutes.  angry

Our school has its own group to showcase, and this idiot brings in an outside group to play.   Our choir last year, their 2nd year in existence at the school, took 1st place in their group, and got the Esprit de Corps (best of all groups, in spirit, attitude, and behavior, not  only at the competition, but the whole day while they were at Disneyland).    And the band, with the exception of last year, when schedules got in the way, has fund raised, and given community service tours, playing at homeless shelters and veteran's homes, on their own time.     And the vice principal does this to these groups?    Actions speak louder than words, and what exactly is he telling the students at our school by doing this?

I've got about 20 minutes left before I go over his head and call the principal.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#49 | 743 days ago

Couldn't get any yesterday, but now I finally got the champagne for necessary exam passing celebrations. Two of my co-workers and I are going out for lunch Thursday to celebrate, but I think they just want $5 quesadillas.

Also at work, a bunch of guys who have cubes near mine (I do not talk to them) were talking about their fantasy football team names. They seemed to very interested in Sandusky related names. Stay classy there gents (who are from the Pittsburgh area BTW).

Way too much Olympic stuff happened today. Not looking forward to writing the recap.

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time.
#50 | 743 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I realized yesterday that some of my best work is done in a manner that is not friendly to the interwebs and that's long form story telling.  So instead of writing something I find to be hilaaaaaaarious but will be skipped because it requires reading and following along, I'm just gonna post a picture with a disgusted look

Trusting people to read and follow along is bad? Wow have I been doing the Internets wrong.
#51 | 743 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Couldn't get any yesterday, but now I finally got the champagne for necessary exam passing celebrations. Two of my co-workers and I are going out for lunch Thursday to celebrate, but I think they just want $5 quesadillas.

Also at work, a bunch of guys who have cubes near mine (I do not talk to them) were talking about their fantasy football team names. They seemed to very interested in Sandusky related names. Stay classy there gents (who are from the Pittsburgh area BTW).

Way too much Olympic stuff happened today. Not looking forward to writing the recap.

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time.


i f**king love this team.
#52 | 743 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
ohwell_ wrote:
Kill the wabbit.............^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.


Robs sister is going to be here from Oklahoma Friday night.  Neither of us have ever met her.  Daddy was a playa.
She is a sex therapist.   Fixing up the guest room now.   Do you think anal beads hanging on the towel hook
is too much or just homey??
ROTFL  - If she is a Sex therapist, the anal beads might be the equivalent to guest soap or a "welcome mat" ???  laugh

I guess there is only 1 way to find out!

I say that you leave them in her night stand and check back after 24 hours to see if they have moved or better yet, put some itching powder on them and if she squirms a lot, like JASON, you will have your answer.
Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#53 | 743 days ago

#lovethatmoment when SNAFU becomes FUBAR.

Move along nothing to see here.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#54 | 743 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


i f**king love this team.
it's gonna go down to the wire between our teams Leigh.. 2 must enter, 1 must leave
You can be my wingman any time...  
#55 | 743 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

Spent half my morning trying to get in contact with one of my favorite vice principals at the high school.  Apparently, he has scheduled the band and choir to both perform this Thursday for the school's ribbon cutting ceremony for a new building.   I'm not complaining that both groups are performing.    I am complaining that each group is only being scheduled to play for 5 minutes, while the school mariachi group is scheduled to play for 15 minutes.    And  that isn't the part that irritates me the most.    He has also scheduled the steel-drum band from down at the middle school to come up and perform, ALSO for 15 minutes.  angry

Our school has its own group to showcase, and this idiot brings in an outside group to play.   Our choir last year, their 2nd year in existence at the school, took 1st place in their group, and got the Esprit de Corps (best of all groups, in spirit, attitude, and behavior, not  only at the competition, but the whole day while they were at Disneyland).    And the band, with the exception of last year, when schedules got in the way, has fund raised, and given community service tours, playing at homeless shelters and veteran's homes, on their own time.     And the vice principal does this to these groups?    Actions speak louder than words, and what exactly is he telling the students at our school by doing this?

I've got about 20 minutes left before I go over his head and call the principal.
And, after leaving a voice mail message for, I think that was the principal's voice mail, although the name given was different.,  I just emailed the principal.    We shall see what happens from there.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#56 | 743 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it's gonna go down to the wire between our teams Leigh.. 2 must enter, 1 must leave
Is there relegation in baseball now? 'cuz I'm all for that. I'd also like to add some drunken singing and hooliganism to spice up those 4 hour games. Maybe get some ugly scarves with Houston BC on them (or go cricket and call my fan club The Houston Super Royale  Electric Astro Kings. Leigh thoughts before I have the Tees printed up?)
Beans...  
#57 | 743 days ago

Here's tonight's long Olympic recap. I might eventually go back and fix the typos.
#58 | 743 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Couldn't get any yesterday, but now I finally got the champagne for necessary exam passing celebrations. Two of my co-workers and I are going out for lunch Thursday to celebrate, but I think they just want $5 quesadillas.

Also at work, a bunch of guys who have cubes near mine (I do not talk to them) were talking about their fantasy football team names. They seemed to very interested in Sandusky related names. Stay classy there gents (who are from the Pittsburgh area BTW).

Way too much Olympic stuff happened today. Not looking forward to writing the recap.

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time.
I reallllly thought that first sentence was going in a different direction, then it took quite the turn. lol
Dying bastard...  
#59 | 743 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I reallllly thought that first sentence was going in a different direction, then it took quite the turn. lol
Hey ash, fancy meeting you here.
#60 | 743 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Hey ash, fancy meeting you here.
Well hello there.
Dying bastard...  
#61 | 743 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Well hello there.
Hi. Sooo, how have you been?
#62 | 743 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Hi. Sooo, how have you been?
I've been well, thanks for asking. Working, stressing, watching the olympics...not much. How about you? What have you been up to?
Dying bastard...  
#63 | 743 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I've been well, thanks for asking. Working, stressing, watching the olympics...not much. How about you? What have you been up to?
Working, working out, paying off my debt (down from 5 credit cards to 1, woot)  Gettin ready for my friends wedding, might try and boom boom with the bridesmaids, cuz i'll be looking good in my tux and stuff.
#64 | 743 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Working, working out, paying off my debt (down from 5 credit cards to 1, woot)  Gettin ready for my friends wedding, might try and boom boom with the bridesmaids, cuz i'll be looking good in my tux and stuff.
Well rock on with yo bad self.
Dying bastard...  
#65 | 743 days ago

Ok.   So I get a voice mail about 15 minutes before I left work, (missed the phone call.) followed by a response to my email from the vice principal.  He was out of the office all day (no s**t).  He was leaving the school to meet up with the principal over at a nearby park.   There is a Light up the Night event going on over there.  He asked if I could meet up with both of them there to discuss my issues, otherwise I could call him at my convenience.

After band's practice, I was able to go over, but I only saw him, not the principal.  He told me my sources were incorrect (gee, the band director got the info from the ASB - that he is supposed to be in charge of.)   (And, I called his office and spoke with his assistant, who has been coming out to help with fireworks lately...she's a fun person.)

He said that he had asked the director if she wanted her group to go first, that the steel drum band wasn't coming over as they have an open house of their own.  Apparently, the band was playing for the first 15 minutes, and mariachi was playing the second 15 minutes.  And if I had any questions at all, I should call him directly.  (Gee, numbskull...I tried.  All freakin' morning.)

I left after that, shaking his hand (I had to wash my hands 3 times, and I still feel dirty.)    I spoke with the director's husband about the apparent "miscommunications".  He's going to scan and send me a flyer that was handed out that says the steel drum group was going to be playing. etc..

Geeze, the vice principal reminds me SO much of a politician, especially when his lips move.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  
#66 | 743 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Not sure what in the hell you are looking at?

She looks extremely excited or cold, if you ask me!
Or Constipated... At The Most Trying TO Sneak a Silent One.
Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#67 | 742 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
yeah, my ex-wife wanted to move to south florida from NYC because that is where her parents were going to move to. Had a good job working as a blueprinter's apprentice, learning the printshop business that was only 5 blocks from Shea Stadium/Citi Field. But since she was pregnant with my first child, and she threatened me that I wouldn't see my child unless i decided to move here, that's how my dumb ass wound up in south Flor-i-duh with the morons whose brains are baked from the high humidity and the overbearing sun after a good long rain.
thank you!
You can be my wingman any time...  
#68 | 742 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
thank you!
angry      Gee, thanks.
You can be my wingman any time...  
#69 | 742 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
tell your b/f to use ribbed condoms, lmao j/k
Is this a case of "it takes one to know one?"




ZING!
#70 | 742 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
thank you!
Look who just found his e-bff.  In the words of Ash....awwwwww, how ca-ute! 

Just for the record.....

Chicago >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nyc


And it's not close. 
#71 | 742 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
I almost forgot how much I hate most pricks on the road till this morning....thank u b-tch in the Green Honda Pilot. angry


Olympics were kinda gay last night, but it was cool:



China leads by 2 medals....hopefully we catch the commies again.
Last night?  Please.  The Olympics are the gayest thing I've ever seen (and coming from me, that says a lot).

Good day, bitches.

Speaking of gayness ... how do you know when your dog has several (fairy) godmothers?  When your dog is forced to wear some kind of t-shirt all the time because of a medical issue, and her aunt Travis insists she wear something more flashy than just a plain gray tee.  indecision



Another busy day ahead of me, it seems.  Why do I even take days off?  *sigh*

Oh, so this morning, somewhere around ass-crack-of-dawn-AM, I was out on my deck, enjoying my morning coffee and I finally was able to get a picture of the elusive hummingbird that loves my flowers so much.  However, since I couldn't get closer for fear of scaring it, and since it's the size of my thumb, practically, the picture sucks.  

I've taken the liberty of circling the general area for you, even though playing a "Where's Waldo"-esque game with it would have been more fun.  Hell, it's still a bitch trying to see him.  I've named him BJ.  Mm hmm.

Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#72 | 742 days ago
unopescatore (+)

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
she looks like she does anal sex without lube.
u rule dude!!!! lol
#73 | 742 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I realized yesterday that some of my best work is done in a manner that is not friendly to the interwebs and that's long form story telling.  So instead of writing something I find to be hilaaaaaaarious but will be skipped because it requires reading and following along, I'm just gonna post a picture with a disgusted look

It's all in the delivery.  And spacing ... most folks are daunted by a big paragraph with no breaks, I learned that the hard way, too.  

So hit that "enter" key often and throw in some emoticons.  You're welcome.  laugh
Using the whole fist, Doc?...  
#74 | 742 days ago
John_Daly (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Last night?  Please.  The Olympics are the gayest thing I've ever seen (and coming from me, that says a lot).

Good day, bitches.

Speaking of gayness ... how do you know when your dog has several (fairy) godmothers?  When your dog is forced to wear some kind of t-shirt all the time because of a medical issue, and her aunt Travis insists she wear something more flashy than just a plain gray tee.  indecision



Another busy day ahead of me, it seems.  Why do I even take days off?  *sigh*

Oh, so this morning, somewhere around ass-crack-of-dawn-AM, I was out on my deck, enjoying my morning coffee and I finally was able to get a picture of the elusive hummingbird that loves my flowers so much.  However, since I couldn't get closer for fear of scaring it, and since it's the size of my thumb, practically, the picture sucks.  

I've taken the liberty of circling the general area for you, even though playing a "Where's Waldo"-esque game with it would have been more fun.  Hell, it's still a bitch trying to see him.  I've named him BJ.  Mm hmm.

Hey, did you know that this is yesterdays filter?
#75 | 742 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Look who just found his e-bff.  In the words of Ash....awwwwww, how ca-ute! 

Just for the record.....

Chicago >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nyc


And it's not close. 
dude- what are you talking about?
You can be my wingman any time...  
#76 | 742 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Is there relegation in baseball now? 'cuz I'm all for that. I'd also like to add some drunken singing and hooliganism to spice up those 4 hour games. Maybe get some ugly scarves with Houston BC on them (or go cricket and call my fan club The Houston Super Royale  Electric Astro Kings. Leigh thoughts before I have the Tees printed up?)
i'd rather do something like landmines in the outfield or for every between pitches in an at-bat that lasts longer than 20seconds, the pitcher gets sniped.
#77 | 742 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
dude- what are you talking about?
#78 | 742 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
none the least
You can be my wingman any time...  
#79 | 742 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
none the least
Yes you are.  Even Miles Davis could see it. 
#80 | 742 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Yes you are.  Even Miles Davis could see it. 
ever heard the expression " out of the mouth of babies" ?
You can be my wingman any time...  
#81 | 742 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
ever heard the expression " out of the mouth of babies" ?
No.  Could you explain it to me? 
#82 | 742 days ago
unopescatore (+)

jswol54 wrote:
No.  Could you explain it to me? 
he means babies drink Zima's. laugh
#83 | 742 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
he means babies drink Zima's. laugh
Lets not drag Nick(i Minage) into this. 
#84 | 742 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
No.  Could you explain it to me? 
in plain english- kids say the damnest things!
You can be my wingman any time...  
#85 | 742 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Couldn't get any yesterday, but now I finally got the champagne for necessary exam passing celebrations. Two of my co-workers and I are going out for lunch Thursday to celebrate, but I think they just want $5 quesadillas.

Also at work, a bunch of guys who have cubes near mine (I do not talk to them) were talking about their fantasy football team names. They seemed to very interested in Sandusky related names. Stay classy there gents (who are from the Pittsburgh area BTW).

Way too much Olympic stuff happened today. Not looking forward to writing the recap.

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time.
now why did you have to go pick on the sexy hippie queen's team?
Be afraid. Be very afraid...  
#86 | 742 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Is this a case of "it takes one to know one?"




ZING!
nope, have a tattoo on my left butt cheek that says "EXIT", one on my right butt cheek that says 'ONLY", and an arrow pointing down the crack.
Be afraid. Be very afraid...  
#87 | 742 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
u rule dude!!!! lol
thank you very much
Be afraid. Be very afraid...  
#88 | 728 days ago

Jess wrote:
So my husband just texted me a pic. The movers have the truck running, all loaded up, and are ready to pull out of our driveway with all of our stuff...theoretically. 



tf? Seriously?

Apparently they only wanted to take our nice set of glasses.
hi princess
#89 | 728 days ago

Jess wrote:
So my husband just texted me a pic. The movers have the truck running, all loaded up, and are ready to pull out of our driveway with all of our stuff...theoretically. 



tf? Seriously?

Apparently they only wanted to take our nice set of glasses.
jessica , wilber is saying that arsenal of today is not arsenal of some time back. i can assure you
jessica the gunners will do miracles this season be rest assured
#90 | 728 days ago

I didn't know Mr. Ed was an Arsenal fan...
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...  

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