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Defining Moment...
Someone called me...something..."crazy" I think, and I remember thinking to myself "No, I'm pretty awesome". A picture of me is probably next to the word "awesome" in the dictionary. At least, it should be. THAT led me to this poll idea. Crappy or not, do it. (If you aren't going to play, no need to post and tell us that you don't want to or you don't know these people. No one cares.)

No, you don't get to define yourself. You get to quickly define the person above you.
Par exemple:   ashlie: n. aka as kobe_lova; from the Georgian meaning awesome. quiet, loyal, lover of jerks, like to do her own thing, usually smells like fruit.

Got it? First person... Do me! (buy me dinner first)

You all know about the lag. I recommend hitting submit before you post so that everyone doesn't dooo Leigh. I know you want to but, settle. If you happen to all get the same person, and you weren't first, EDIT and do the person above you. Please and thank you. Have fun.
Featured by: Jess at 8/07/12 12:44PM
| Closed on 08/18/12 at 10:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
13 Fans 
15%a. You're a jerk...
8%b. I know...
15%c. Play..
23%d. /Because it's The Olympics...
15%e. I don't wanna...
23%f. Beane-ate-rs...

 &nbp;
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#5 | 291 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
jswol - lover of good beer, bad football and ugly baseball

dammit jason_

jason_ - poptart and boobies connoisseur
Leigh - the epitome of a walking good time.  Her love of alcohol is only closely matched by her closeness to God.  And by God, I mean that rough around the edges fella who hangs out by the bus station, claims to be an artist and has big hands (you know what that means, wink wink)
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#1 | 291 days ago

 Ashlie n. aka The Georgia Gangster; loves to trash Northeastern cities, specifically NYC and Boston, starts e-fights on the reg, shoe connoisseur, likes short guys, and lives for her vodka filled nights. 


This is going to be a fun poll.  Alain and Nick....where y'all at?
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#2 | 291 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Ashlie n. aka The Georgia Gangster; loves to trash Northeastern cities, specifically NYC and Boston, starts e-fights on the reg, shoe connoisseur, likes short guys, and lives for her vodka filled nights. 


This is going to be a fun poll.  Alain and Nick....where y'all at?

jswol54 n. aka J D. aka The Troll Troller aka The Windy City Bitty.  Loves Notre Dame despite living in Chicago, calls em like he sees em, outkicked his coverage with his fine woman, know his liquor, and can out ball middle aged midgets.
You're a jerk...  
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#3 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
jswol - lover of good beer, bad football and ugly baseball

dammit jason_

jason_ - poptart and boobies connoisseur
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#4 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by marcus_nyce)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
jswol - lover of good beer, bad football and ugly baseball

dammit jason_

jason_ - poptart and boobies connoisseur
crazy sexy cool, left eye (ish)

Am I doing this right?
Beane-ate-rs...  
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#5 | 291 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
jswol - lover of good beer, bad football and ugly baseball

dammit jason_

jason_ - poptart and boobies connoisseur
Leigh - the epitome of a walking good time.  Her love of alcohol is only closely matched by her closeness to God.  And by God, I mean that rough around the edges fella who hangs out by the bus station, claims to be an artist and has big hands (you know what that means, wink wink)
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#6 | 291 days ago

 I hate these do the person above you things.. it always ends up in 54 edits.. you know what? not today. Fu*k it, I'm leaving mine as is
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#7 | 291 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
crazy sexy cool, left eye (ish)

Am I doing this right?
Senor Nyce---- (Sen-nor Nice) n. half foreigner with possible ties to the late Crazy Horse or Geronimo...no one really knows, but it's important to be noted; nuts, wants to be Vin Scully when he's bigger, and possibly has an Asian baby yet to be born. Swell male. 
Beane-ate-rs...  
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#8 | 291 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I hate these do the person above you things.. it always ends up in 54 edits.. you know what? not today. Fu*k it, I'm leaving mine as is
INTERLUDE: Yours was better anyway, lol. PLZ CONTINUE WITH THE POLL BELOW.
Beane-ate-rs...  
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#9 | 291 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Senor Nyce---- (Sen-nor Nice) n. half foreigner with possible ties to the late Crazy Horse or Geronimo...no one really knows, but it's important to be noted; nuts, wants to be Vin Scully when he's bigger, and possibly has an Asian baby yet to be born. Swell male. 
Becky aka KTeacher- Lover of all things LA Kings. Despises jerkcoasting. Molder of young minds.
/Because it's The Olympics...  
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#10 | 291 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I hate these do the person above you things.. it always ends up in 54 edits.. you know what? not today. Fu*k it, I'm leaving mine as is
Thanks for participating!
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#11 | 291 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
Thanks for participating!
kobe_lova n. aka Ashley aka ... .....
Michael Jackson's stunt double for Thriller
Converse shoe model
Wears her underwear backwards
Flosses teeth with dog hair
Still breastfeeds her daughter
Stabs birds in her backyard with sharpened sticks
Eats glue.
You're a jerk...  
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#12 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
kobe_lova n. aka Ashley aka ... .....
Michael Jackson's stunt double for Thriller
Converse shoe model
Wears her underwear backwards
Flosses teeth with dog hair
Still breastfeeds her daughter
Stabs birds in her backyard with sharpened sticks
Eats glue.
Kat was next, ***!
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#13 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by Nick__)
Cali_Kat wrote:
Becky aka KTeacher- Lover of all things LA Kings. Despises jerkcoasting. Molder of young minds.
KAT - Tequila drinking, Corona lovin Raider Fan who has a very strong emotional feeling for one of her female co-workers




Disclaimer - JSWOL & Unapescatore are NOT allowed to do mine! enlightened 
You're a jerk...  
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#14 | 291 days ago

 Cali_Kat wrote:
Becky aka KTeacher- Lover of all things LA Kings. Despises jerkcoasting. Molder of young minds.
Cali_Kat aka Kathy R. aka Frizzy aka Bucky Shoehorn
Works for an anti-PETA establishment...doing her part by eating everything that others consider cute.
Once chopped down a tree with one swift backhand.
Was supposed to direct Men in Black II but fired after trying to replace Will Smith with William Shatner
Spits on babies
Once glued her neighbors doggy door shut.
You're a jerk...  
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#15 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by richard_cranium)
Nick__ wrote:
KAT - Tequila drinking, Corona lovin Raider Fan who has a very strong emotional feeling for one of her female co-workers




Disclaimer - JSWOL & Unapescatore are NOT allowed to do mine! enlightened 
Nick, the cubbie loving needy misogynist
I don't wanna...  
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#16 | 291 days ago

 Nick__ wrote:
KAT - Tequila drinking, Corona lovin Raider Fan who has a very strong emotional feeling for one of her female co-workers




Disclaimer - JSWOL & Unapescatore are NOT allowed to do mine! enlightened 
Nick_ aka Nick aka Sad Panda aka Gobbler
Native Americans call him F**kswitheyes
1997 Midget Bowling World Champion
Once convinced a catholic priest to let him be an "honorary altar boy" for a day.
Loves pickles.
Is a 6.4 on HotorNot.com
Makes mix tapes of Skrillex for the local Boy Scout Troop.
You're a jerk...  
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#17 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by Jason_)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Leigh - the epitome of a walking good time.  Her love of alcohol is only closely matched by her closeness to God.  And by God, I mean that rough around the edges fella who hangs out by the bus station, claims to be an artist and has big hands (you know what that means, wink wink)
The_Real_Stoney aka Jonathan S. aka Little Suave aka Mr. Janet (if youre nasty)
Dances naked for nursing home patients.
Is Goatse.
Learned to skate by watching Brian Boitano home videos.
Has toe thumbs.
Once bought two ferrets because he was a fan of The Beastmaster
You're a jerk...  
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#18 | 291 days ago

 Nick__ wrote:
KAT - Tequila drinking, Corona lovin Raider Fan who has a very strong emotional feeling for one of her female co-workers




Disclaimer - JSWOL & Unapescatore are NOT allowed to do mine! enlightened 
Too bad....I'm doing it anyways....OUT OF TURN!

Nick aka Little Nicky aka the Rogers Park P*ssy Magnetl - he hails from Chicago with roots in Sicily, loves Apple products, dresses like Stev Jobs (RIP), lives for the day Zima is produced again, cries about not having said Zima at night, berates women likes it's his job, roots for all the right pro teams, can cook like a mofo, and cross dresses on weekends. 
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#19 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
The_Real_Stoney aka Jonathan S. aka Little Suave aka Mr. Janet (if youre nasty)
Dances naked for nursing home patients.
Is Goatse.
Learned to skate by watching Brian Boitano home videos.
Has toe thumbs.
Once bought two ferrets because he was a fan of The Beastmaster
Jason aka Gif Man - works crazy hours, has an e-crush on Ash, cracks the Q the hell up on the reg, loves the state in which he resides, is not bashful, loves the dough (not play-doh), the Dolphins, and UK hoops, once beat up Chuck Norris' stunt devil because he cut him in line at Chick-Fil-A, and is secretely e-penpals with ML31. 
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#20 | 291 days ago

 richard_cranium wrote:
Nick, the cubbie loving needy misogynist
Richard_Cranium aka The Kevin aka D**khead aka GPS
Went to the 2004 San Diego Comic Con dressed as Bulbasaur
Took a Real Doll to the zoo.
Doesnt think there is anything wrong with wearing Crocs.
Has a My Little Pony collection.
Punches watermelons.
Considers himself "pre-op".
You're a jerk...  
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#21 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by DeeRigga)
jswol54 wrote:
Too bad....I'm doing it anyways....OUT OF TURN!

Nick aka Little Nicky aka the Rogers Park P*ssy Magnetl - he hails from Chicago with roots in Sicily, loves Apple products, dresses like Stev Jobs (RIP), lives for the day Zima is produced again, cries about not having said Zima at night, berates women likes it's his job, roots for all the right pro teams, can cook like a mofo, and cross dresses on weekends. 
Jason...dude with a star, laid back...really hates jswol54 for some strange reason...
Play..  
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#22 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by Nick__)
richard_cranium wrote:
Nick, the cubbie loving needy misogynist
Kev -  better known as The Baconater.

Loves the Irish soo much that he has sex with leprechauns wrapped in bacon while drinking McDonald's Irish Shamrock Shakes.

Once hurled guacamole at a chef because he thought the place needed to add some culture in the kitchen.
You're a jerk...  
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#23 | 291 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
Jason...dude with a star, laid back...really hates jswol54 for some strange reason...
???
What makes you think i hate him? 
You're a jerk...  
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#24 | 291 days ago

 Nick__ wrote:
Kev -  better known as The Baconater.

Loves the Irish soo much that he has sex with leprechauns wrapped in bacon while drinking McDonald's Irish Shamrock Shakes.

Once hurled guacamole at a chef because he thought the place needed to add some culture in the kitchen.
They're called SHAMROCK Shakes. 
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#25 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by Nick__)
jswol54 wrote:
They're called SHAMROCK Shakes. 
Damn ZIMA!  UGH!


JSwol - better know as Vanilla Slice.

Is confused with his nationality.

The Movie "White Men Can't Jump" is his Lifetime movie and his homies call him Billy Hoyle.

His favorite song is BLACKOUT by THE SCORPIONS.

is addicted to Midget Porn.
You're a jerk...  
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#26 | 291 days ago

 Nick__ wrote:
Damn ZIMA!  UGH!


JSwol - better know as Vanilla Slice.

Is confused with his nationality.

The Movie "White Men Can't Jump" is his Lifetime movie and his homies call him Billy Hoyle.

His favorite song is BLACKOUT by THE SCORPIONS.

is addicted to Midget Porn.
^^^^Misogynist AND racist. 
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#27 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
???
What makes you think i hate him? 
If you don't hate him - You two got that "Seinfeld/Newman" thang going on...touchy, but f***, y'all are funny!!
Play..  
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#28 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by Nick__)
jswol54 wrote:
^^^^Misogynist AND racist. 
I'm a sicilian and American Indian racist!  You won't find many of those around!   Code Word = ZIMA!!!!    laugh cool

Don't forget homophobic, atheist and Melophobic!
You're a jerk...  
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#29 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by jswol54)
Nick__ wrote:
I'm a sicilian and American Indian racist!  You won't find many of those around!   Code Word = ZIMA!!!!    laugh cool

Don't forget homophobic, atheist and Melophobic!
Don't you have a phobia of gerbils after your Richard Gear "incident" as well?
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#30 | 291 days ago

 (Edited by Nick__)
jswol54 wrote:
Don't you have a phobia of gerbils after your Richard Gear "incident" as well?
I do.  Lemmiwinks!

You're a jerk...  
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#31 | 291 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
jswol - lover of good beer, bad football and ugly baseball

dammit jason_

jason_ - poptart and boobies connoisseur
ms_hippie_queen aka Leigh M. aka Merkin aka The Roofer
Gets naked to poop
Considers herself bi-racial due to the proximity of her house to Mexican border.
Walks with toes pointed out.
Has a live sex cam feed...www.lovesalawnmower.com
Runs an underground hermit crab fighting ring.
Cried when she heard K-Stew and R-Patt broke up.
You're a jerk...  
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#32 | 291 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
If you don't hate him - You two got that "Seinfeld/Newman" thang going on...touchy, but f***, y'all are funny!!
No way...JD is cool as f**k.  Its more like a Seinfeld/Kramer thing.
You're a jerk...  
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#33 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
No way...JD is cool as f**k.  Its more like a Seinfeld/Kramer thing.
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#34 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
No way...JD is cool as f**k.  Its more like a Seinfeld/Kramer thing.
This analogy is *ss. Seinfeld sucked.
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#35 | 291 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
You're a jerk...  
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#36 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
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#37 | 291 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
This analogy is *ss. Seinfeld sucked.
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#38 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
No way...JD is cool as f**k.  Its more like a Seinfeld/Kramer thing.
I need me a Kramer...Me and NYCE would be more like BAD BOYS Will n Martin...

Yeah NYCE, you can be Will...I'm not that tall!!

Bad Boys, Bad Boys...Whatcha gonna do...
Watchcha gonna do wen dey come for you!!
Play..  
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#39 | 291 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Yeah I said it.
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#40 | 291 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
Yeah I said it.
...and I kept my PQ hand strong. HAt!
Beane-ate-rs...  
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#41 | 291 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:

jswol54 n. aka J D. aka The Troll Troller aka The Windy City Bitty.  Loves Notre Dame despite living in Chicago, calls em like he sees em, outkicked his coverage with his fine woman, know his liquor, and can out ball middle aged midgets.
Nothing wrong with Notre Dame.
Play..  
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#42 | 291 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Leigh - the epitome of a walking good time.  Her love of alcohol is only closely matched by her closeness to God.  And by God, I mean that rough around the edges fella who hangs out by the bus station, claims to be an artist and has big hands (you know what that means, wink wink)
you were supposed to talk about Marcus, lmao
Play..  
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#43 | 291 days ago

 Marcus aka Marcus nyce to old ladies so he can get laid.
keeping tabs on Curiousity to check up on his home planet
watches gay midget porn
thinks football is a kick to the nuts and always wants to play, going second
took short yellow bus to school with helmets
loves his white jacket that allows him to hug himself
sometimes entertaining in a train wreck sort of way.
Play..  
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#44 | 291 days ago

 anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
Marcus aka Marcus nyce to old ladies so he can get laid.
keeping tabs on Curiousity to check up on his home planet
watches gay midget porn
thinks football is a kick to the nuts and always wants to play, going second
took short yellow bus to school with helmets
loves his white jacket that allows him to hug himself
sometimes entertaining in a train wreck sort of way.
anthonyrichardlouis????-a guy whose name is too long and I don't know anything else about him.
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#45 | 290 days ago

 anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
Marcus aka Marcus nyce to old ladies so he can get laid.
keeping tabs on Curiousity to check up on his home planet
watches gay midget porn
thinks football is a kick to the nuts and always wants to play, going second
took short yellow bus to school with helmets
loves his white jacket that allows him to hug himself
sometimes entertaining in a train wreck sort of way.
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#46 | 290 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
Yeah I said it.
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#47 | 290 days ago

 acapaul88 wrote:
anthonyrichardlouis????-a guy whose name is too long and I don't know anything else about him.
acapaul88: twolves fan who hardly ever speaks.
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#48 | 290 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
...and I kept my PQ hand strong. HAt!
FINE! I don't know how sometimes we can be total same page and others, you're ridiculous. You makes me sick.
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#49 | 290 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
FINE! I don't know how sometimes we can be total same page and others, you're ridiculous. You makes me sick.
Ashlie n. a fast talking, poll starting humanoid with an outstretched memory fueled primarily by vodka
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#50 | 289 days ago

 gearhead wrote:
Ashlie n. a fast talking, poll starting humanoid with an outstretched memory fueled primarily by vodka
Gearhead aka  Eric: resident jeopardy champ, packers lover, and has an Eeyore complex
/Because it's The Olympics...  
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#51 | 285 days ago

 anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
Marcus aka Marcus nyce to old ladies so he can get laid.
keeping tabs on Curiousity to check up on his home planet
watches gay midget porn
thinks football is a kick to the nuts and always wants to play, going second
took short yellow bus to school with helmets
loves his white jacket that allows him to hug himself
sometimes entertaining in a train wreck sort of way.
LOL...yes you said it ...
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